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Previously on Friends:
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- Excuse me, miss.
- It's Phoebe.
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- Will that be all?
- They're twins.
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Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot.
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- It's for Ursula.
- Sure, yeah. Okay, it fits.
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Marcel, give Rossy the remote.
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How did he do this?
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It's this whole stupid Ursula thing.
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So he's going out with her.
Is it really so terrible?
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- You don't know my sister.
- Talk to Joey.
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- He's falling in love with her.
- You won't lose him.
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They haven't even slept together yet.
That's not serious.
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Oh. Um, yeah.
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May we help you?
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Rachel! Rachel!
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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Uh, hi, uh, my friend was taking down
our Christmas lights...
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...and she fell off the balcony
and may have broken her foot or ankle.
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My God, you still have
your Christmas lights up?
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Fill this out and bring it back.
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- Okay. Here you go.
- Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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Okay. Whew.
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All right.
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Name...
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...address...
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Okay. In case of emergency, call?
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You.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Oh, gosh. I love you.
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Okay, insurance?
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Oh, yeah, check it.
Definitely gonna want some of that.
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You don't have insurance?
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Why? How much is this gonna cost?
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I have no idea, but X-rays alone
could be a couple hundred dollars.
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- What are we gonna do?
- There's not much we can do.
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Uh, unless I use yours.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Well, now, wait a second.
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Who did I just put as my
"in case of emergency" person?
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That's insurance fraud.
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Well, all right, then. Forget it.
Might as well just go home.
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- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Okay, okay.
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- Okay, come here. I hate this.
- Thank you. I love you.
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Hi, heh. Um, I'm gonna need
a new set of these forms.
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Why?
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I am really an idiot.
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You see, I was filling out
my friend's form...
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...and instead of putting
her information...
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...I put mine.
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You are an idiot.
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Yep, that's me. Heh.
I am that stupid.
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I had a dream last night
where I was playing football with my kid.
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- That's nice.
- That's nice.
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No, no. With him.
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I'm on this field,
and they hike me the baby.
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I know I've gotta do something because the
Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.
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Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
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Right, but...
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...it is just me and the baby,
so I'm thinking they can take us.
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And so I, uh, heh...
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I just heave it downfield.
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What are you, crazy?
That's a baby.
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He should take the sack?
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Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.
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And I realize that I'm the one
who's supposed to catch him, right?
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Only I know there's no way
I'm not gonna get there in time.
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So I am running and I'm running...
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...and that is when I woke up.
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See, I am so not ready
to be a father.
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Hey, you're gonna be fine.
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You're one of the most caring,
responsible men in North America.
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You're gonna make a great dad.
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Yeah, Ross. You and the baby
just need better blocking.
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Oh. Have either of you ever been to
the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
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Only if you order stuff.
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I'm taking Ursula tonight.
It's her birthday.
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- Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
- When's that?
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Uh...
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...tonight.
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Ugh, man, what are the odds
of that happening?
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You take your time.
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There it is.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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What can I do? I don't want
to screw it up with Ursula.
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And your friend Phoebe?
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If she's my friend, hopefully
she'll understand. Wouldn't you guys?
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Man, if you tried that on my birthday...
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...you'd be staring at
the business end of a hissy fit.
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You add a pinch of saffron,
it makes all the difference.
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Okay, uh...
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- Monica?
- Yes?
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Yes, she is.
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- Hi. This is my friend Rachel.
- Hi.
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Hi, uh, Rachel, I'm Dr. Mitchell.
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And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen.
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Aren't you a little cute
to be a doctor?
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Excuse me?
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God, young, young.
I meant young, heh.
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Young to be a doctor.
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- Oh, good, Rach.
- Thank you.
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Right.
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So he said it was just a sprain,
and that was it.
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Uh, you left out the stupid part.
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It's not stupid.
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The very cute doctors asked us out
for tomorrow night, and I said yes.
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I think it's totally insane.
I mean, they work for the hospital.
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It's like returning
to the scene of the crime.
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- I say we blow off the dates.
- What? Monica, they are cute.
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They are doctors. Cute doctors.
Doctors who are cute.
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All right, what have
we learned so far?
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Surprise!
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What the hell are you doing?
You scared the crap out of me.
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- Was that the cake?
- Yeah.
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I got a lemon shmush.
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Come on.
She'll be here any minute.
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I hope it's okay.
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"Happy Birthday, Peehee. "
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Maybe we can make
a B out of one of those roses.
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Yeah, we'll just use
our special cake tools.
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Oh, we just...
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Surprise!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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This is so great.
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Oh, my God.
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This was not at all scary.
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Hi, everybody. Hi, Betty.
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Betty, hi.
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You found Betty.
Oh, my gosh. This is so great.
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Everybody I love is in the same room.
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Where's Joey?
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Did you see Betty?
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I tell you, I wouldn't mind having a piece
of this sun-dried-tomato business.
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Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me,
"Here's a tomato that looks like a prune"...
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...I'd have said,
"Get out of my office. "
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Dad, before I was born,
did you freak out at all?
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I'm not freaking out.
I'm just saying...
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...if someone had come to me
with the idea...
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Dad, Dad, Dad. I'm talking about
the whole, uh, baby thing.
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Did you, uh, ever get this sort of...
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...panicky, "Oh, my God, I'm gonna
be a father" kind of a thing?
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No.
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Your mother really did the work.
I was busy with the business.
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I wasn't around that much.
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Is that what this is about?
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No, no, Dad. I was just wondering.
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There's time to make up for that.
We can do stuff together.
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You always wanted to go to colonial
Williamsburg. How about we do that?
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Thanks, Dad. Really, heh.
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You know, I just, I just...
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I just needed to know, um...
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...when did you start
to feel like a father?
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Oh. Well, I guess it must have been
the day after you were born.
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We were in the hospital room,
your mother was asleep...
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...and they brought you in
and gave you to me.
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You were this ugly little red thing.
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And all of a sudden, you grabbed
my finger with your whole fist...
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...and you squeezed it...
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...so tight.
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And that's when I knew.
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So you don't want to go
to Williamsburg?
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We can go to Williamsburg.
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Eat your fish.
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Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
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Okay, coming.
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Hi, come on in.
Hey, Michael, Jeffrey.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Uh, here, we brought wine.
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Look at this. It's from the cellars
of Ernest and Tova Borgnine.
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- So how could we resist?
- Oh, that's great.
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- So, Monica, how's the ankle?
- It's, uh...
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Why don't you tell them?
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After all, it is your ankle.
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You know, it's feeling a lot better.
Thank you.
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Listen, why don't you guys sit down,
and we'll get you some glasses.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Um...
- Stat.
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Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we
just tell them who we really are?
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- I mean, I think it'll be fine.
- It will not. We'll get in trouble.
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Monica, would you stop being
such a wuss?
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A wuss? Excuse me
for living in the real world.
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- So?
- So they still seem normal.
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That's because they are.
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You have to admit, when we go out
with women we meet at the hospital...
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Would you relax?
Take a look around.
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There are no pagan altars.
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No piles of bones in the corners.
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They're fine. Go like this:
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I said we are not going to do it, okay?
Sometimes you can be such a big baby.
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- I am not a baby.
- Be serious.
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- You get uptight...
- You act like a princess.
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- You know what? You know what?
- What? What?
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Every day you are becoming
more and more like your mother.
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Excuse me. Hello, here we go.
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This is a great place.
How long have you lived here?
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Thanks. I've been here
about six years.
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And Rachel moved in a few months ago.
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See, I was supposed to get married...
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...but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I know
it's pretty selfish, but, heh...
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...hey, that's me.
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- Why don't you try the hummus?
- Ahem.
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So, Monica, what do you do?
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Uh, I am a, uh, chef
at a restaurant uptown.
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- Oh, good for you.
- Yeah, it is.
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Mostly because I get to boss people
around, which I just love to do.
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Well, this hummus is great.
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God bless the chickpea.
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Oh, God.
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I am so spoiled.
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That's it.
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And by the way, have I mentioned
that back in high school...
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...I was a cow?
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I used to wet my bed.
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I use my breasts to get
other people's attention.
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We both do that.
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Monica and Rachel's apartment.
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Uh... Uh, yeah, just one second.
Uh, Rachel, it's your dad.
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Hi, Dad.
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No, no. It's me.
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Listen, Dad,
I can't talk right now. Um...
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But there's something, um...
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There's something
that I've been meaning to tell you.
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Excuse me.
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Remember back in freshman year?
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Well, Billy Dreskin and I
had sex on your bed.
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Daddy...
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Daddy... Daddy, why?
Why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin?
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His father tried to put
you out of business.
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You are dead.
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Ross, he's got the remote again.
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Good.
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Maybe he can switch it back.
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Maybe not.
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Hello?
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Uh, ueah... Uh...
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Okay, uh, hold on a second and let me
just check and see if she's here.
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It's the woman from the hospital.
There's a problem with the form.
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Oh, God, what do we do?
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I don't know.
Just find out what they want.
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Okay. No, you do it.
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00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,217
Hello. This is Monica.
247
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,760
Yeah?
248
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,179
Oh. Okay.
249
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,723
Yes, we'll be right down.
Thank you.
250
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,644
We forgot to sign
one of the admissions forms.
251
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,106
- Okay, you're right, this wasn't worth it.
- Thank you.
252
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,066
- Okay, let me just change.
- Yes.
253
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,238
- Hey.
- Hey.
254
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,240
Trouble?
255
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,618
Your sister stood me up
the other night.
256
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,455
Oh, no. Don't you hate it
when people aren't there for you?
257
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,377
- Did you try calling her?
- I've been trying for two days.
258
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,380
When I called the restaurant,
they said she was too busy to talk.
259
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,300
I can't believe
she's blowing me off.
260
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,778
Hey.
261
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,323
Oh.
262
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,409
Um, you got a minute?
263
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,495
Um, yeah, I'm just working.
264
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,631
- So...
- Uh-huh?
265
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,551
Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
266
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,345
Oh, wow, you remembered.
267
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,311
Oh. It's a Judy Jetson Thermos.
268
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,812
Right. Like the kind you...
269
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,189
Right.
270
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,025
Oh, I got something for you too.
271
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,443
How'd you know I was coming?
272
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,780
Um, yeah, um, "twin" thing.
273
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,368
I can't believe you did this.
274
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,370
I can't believe you...
275
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,246
...did this.
276
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,670
So, what's the deal with, um,
you and Joey?
277
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,838
Oh, right.
278
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,841
He is so great. But that's over.
279
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,594
- Does he know?
- Who?
280
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:17,100
Joey. You know, um, ahem,
he's really nutsy about you.
281
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,060
He is? Why?
282
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,229
- You got me.
- Right.
283
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,522
Excuse me...
284
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,400
...doesn't this come
with a side salad?
285
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,861
So, um, are you gonna call him?
286
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,948
- What, you think he likes me?
- No. Joey.
287
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:37,078
Oh. No, no. He is so smart.
He'll figure it out.
288
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,955
Do you want some chicken?
289
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,083
No, no.
No food with a face, remember?
290
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,128
You have not changed.
291
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,879
Yeah, you too.
292
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,094
- Hi. Remember us?
- Mm-hm.
293
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:57,557
Um, yeah, you just called about needing
a signature on the admissions form?
294
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,268
Well, it turns out
we need a whole new one.
295
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,562
Because, um, you see...
296
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,231
...I put the wrong name again.
297
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,776
- Because, um...
- You're that stupid.
298
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,739
I am. I'm that stupid.
299
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,825
Yeah, and I'm just gonna pay
for this with a check.
300
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,077
You know, your insurance will cover that.
301
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,872
Yeah, I know.
I'm just not that bright either.
302
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,584
Okay, worst case scenario:
303
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,212
- Say you never feel like a father.
- Uh-huh.
304
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,341
Say your son never feels
connected to you as one.
305
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,471
Say all of his relationships
are affected by this.
306
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,389
Do you have a point?
307
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,517
You know, you'd think I would.
308
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,522
What's up with the simian?
309
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,650
It's just a fur ball.
310
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,154
Okay, whose turn is it?
311
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,323
Yours. I just got 43 points for "kidney. "
312
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,077
No, you got zero points for "idney. "
313
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:01,621
I had a K. Where's my K?
314
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,631
You've got to help me.
My monkey swallowed a K.
315
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,341
Get that animal out of here.
316
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:17,011
The animal hospital is way across town.
He's choking. I don't know what to do.
317
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,889
- What's going on?
- Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.
318
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,645
Excuse me.
This hospital is for people.
319
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,231
Lady, he is people.
He has a name, okay?
320
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,066
He watches Jeopardy...
321
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,027
...he touches himself
when nobody's watching.
322
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,613
Please, have a heart.
323
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,074
- I'll take a look at him.
- Oh, thank you.
324
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,367
- Michael.
- Rachel.
325
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,618
- What?
- Monica.
326
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,620
- Oh.
- Hi.
327
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,175
Hey.
328
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,261
Urs.
329
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,763
What are you doing here?
I've been trying to call you.
330
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,974
Listen, um...
331
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,019
Don't say "listen. " I know that
"listen. " I've said that "listen. "
332
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,313
I'm sorry.
333
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,358
I don't get it.
What happened?
334
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,027
What about everything
you said under the bridge?
335
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,322
Yeah, um, ahem...
336
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,742
You know, just forget about
what I said under the bridge.
337
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,163
I was talking crazy that night.
I was so drunk.
338
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,874
You don't drink.
339
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,585
That's right, I don't.
340
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,087
But I was drunk on you.
341
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,049
- Oh, Urs.
- But, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
342
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,428
Why? Is it because
I'm friends with Phoebe?
343
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,473
If it was, would you
stop hanging out with her?
344
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,685
No.
345
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,645
No, I couldn't do that.
346
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,107
Um, then, yeah, it's because of Phoebe.
347
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,278
So you know, it's either her or me.
348
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,866
Then, uh... Then I'm sorry.
349
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,080
You know...
350
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,625
...you're gonna be
really, really hard to get over.
351
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,501
I know.
352
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:23,137
I don't know whether it's just
because we're breaking up or what...
353
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,389
...but you have never
looked so beautiful.
354
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,099
Really?
355
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,423
- Pheebs?
- Yeah.
356
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,394
He looks so tiny.
357
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,814
- We just got the message.
- Is he all right?
358
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,358
Yeah, the doctor got the K out.
359
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,319
He also found an M and an O.
360
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,074
We think he was trying
to spell out "monkey. "
361
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,875
The doctor says he'll be fine.
He's just sleeping now.
362
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,337
So you feel like a dad yet?
363
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,339
No. Why?
364
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,343
Hey, come on, you came through.
You did what you had to do.
365
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,053
That is very dad.
366
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,763
Oh, look, he's waking up.
367
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,558
Hey, fella. How you doing?
368
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,672
Ooh.
369
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,944
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