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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:03,252 PHOEBE: Oh, that's good. 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,254 - Okay. All right, Phoebe? - Okay, okay. 3 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:09,883 If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace... 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:13,178 ...no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. 5 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,556 And bigger boobs. 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,852 Well, see, you took mine, so... 7 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:22,438 Chandler, what about you? 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:26,025 If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever. 9 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,527 Heh. See, there's always one guy. 10 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,405 "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." 11 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,948 [ALL CHUCKLE] 12 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,534 ROSS & MONICA: Hey, Joey. - Hey, buddy. 13 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,828 What would you do if you were omnipotent? 14 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,831 Probably kill myself. 15 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,250 Excuse me? 16 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:47,087 Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? 17 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,383 Joey, uh, omnipotent. 18 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,054 You are? 19 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,930 Ross, I'm... 20 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,485 How does she do that? 21 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,822 I cannot sleep in a public place. 22 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,323 Would you look at her? 23 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:59,660 - She's so peaceful. - Yeah. 24 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:00,994 [BOTH SCREAM] 25 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,622 What? What? Hi. 26 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,958 It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again. 27 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,127 - Oh. - What's going on with you? 28 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,920 - I got no sleep last night. ROSS: Why? 29 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,090 My grandmother has this new boyfriend... 30 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:17,177 ...and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so... 31 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,887 And deaf. 32 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:24,726 So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. 33 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,937 You have no idea how loud they are. 34 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:32,109 - You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. - Thanks. 35 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,278 Ninety-five, 96, 97. 36 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:38,657 See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. 37 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,660 You got way too much free time, man. 38 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,913 Hey, there's the birthday boy. 39 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:46,915 Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. 40 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:49,710 Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you. 41 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,879 - Happy birthday, pal. - We love you, man. 42 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,547 [ROSS CHUCKLES] 43 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,217 It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago. 44 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,095 - So? - So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket... 45 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,557 ...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh? 46 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,977 Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty? 47 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,688 Oh, my God. Oh. 48 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,857 Is today the 20th? October 20th? 49 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,568 - I was hoping you wouldn't remember. - Oh. 50 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,153 What's wrong with the 20th? 51 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,698 Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? 52 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,118 Today's the day Carol and I... 53 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:26,830 ...first consummated... 54 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,791 ...our physical relationship. 55 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,461 We had sex. 56 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,715 You know what? I better pass on the game. 57 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:41,970 I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 58 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,807 The hell with hockey. Let's all do that. 59 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,978 Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? 60 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:52,397 Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? 61 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,191 Huh? Huh? Huh? 62 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,777 - What are you doing? - I have no idea. 63 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,195 Come on, Ross. 64 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,156 All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. 65 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,825 - You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it. 66 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,912 - All right. - Look, look, look. My first paycheck. 67 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,121 [ALL CHATTERING] 68 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:12,626 Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me. 69 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,837 I remember the day I got my first paycheck. 70 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:19,424 There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. 71 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,970 Wow, you worked in a mine? 72 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:25,806 No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? 73 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,895 God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. 74 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,523 I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. 75 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:37,025 And it was totally... 76 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,486 ...not worth it. 77 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,364 Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? 78 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:46,660 I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that. 79 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,372 Oh, this is not that bad. 80 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,624 Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. 81 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:58,922 - You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah. 82 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,382 By the way, great service today. 83 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,675 - Ooh. - Oh, yeah. 84 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,302 MONICA: Terrific. - It was excellent. 85 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:06,471 CHANDLER: Unbelievable. And all that milk and stuff? Great. 86 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,224 CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. - Hockey. Hockey. 87 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,529 CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. - Hockey. Hockey. Hockey. 88 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,615 Rachel? 89 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:26,825 [GASPS] 90 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,035 Oh, my God! 91 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:29,328 [ALL SHRIEKING] 92 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,085 I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 93 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,255 What are you guys doing here? 94 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,633 Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here... 95 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,136 ...and it's true. 96 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,013 Yeah. 97 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,475 Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. 98 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,023 God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it. 99 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,734 I know, I know. I'm a duplex. 100 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,695 RACHEL: So, what's going on with you? 101 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:07,491 Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm. 102 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,285 [ALL SHRIEK] 103 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,455 And while we're on the subject of news... 104 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,999 [ALL SHRIEK] 105 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,959 Look, look. I have elbows. 106 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:19,211 [BOTH SHRIEK] 107 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,718 Passes it up to Leetch. 108 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,887 Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass. 109 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,889 Oh. Oh. 110 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:35,268 We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. 111 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:41,024 Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first... 112 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,651 ...you know. 113 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,403 In fact, she, uh... 114 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,696 She never took them off. Ha, ha. 115 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,366 It's because we... Sorry. Sorry. 116 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:51,827 I can't believe... 117 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:53,954 [ROSS SIGHS] 118 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,082 - What? - Peach pit. 119 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,583 Yes, bunny? 120 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,336 Peach pit. 121 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,339 - That night, we, uh, had... - Peaches? 122 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,967 Actually, nectarines, but basically. 123 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,138 - Could've been a peach. - Then we, uh... 124 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:15,475 Then we got dressed and I walked her to... 125 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,811 ...the bus stop. 126 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,313 I'm fine. 127 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,607 Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. 128 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,282 What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. 129 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,119 Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. 130 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:38,123 Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. 131 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:44,004 - All right, let's talk reality for a second. - Okay. 132 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,506 - When are you coming home? - What? 133 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:47,799 Guys, I'm not. 134 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:52,637 - Heh. Come on. This is us. - I'm not. 135 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,308 This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job. 136 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,143 Waitressing? 137 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,062 Heh. I'm not just waitressing. 138 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,690 I mean, I'm... 139 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,525 I, um... 140 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:09,654 I write the specials on the specials board. 141 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:13,992 And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. 142 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:19,080 Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. 143 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:22,083 Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. 144 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,135 [WHIRRING] 145 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,347 MONICA: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? 146 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,474 [MONICA & PHOEBE SHRIEK] 147 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:43,021 Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? 148 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,231 What's that? 149 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:47,359 - Well, it's rum and... - Okay. 150 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:53,198 We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party. 151 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,951 We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. 152 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:57,285 [PHONE RINGS] 153 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,871 Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation. 154 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:04,000 But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. 155 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,003 But we can prep the guy. 156 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,258 Rach, it's the Visa-card people. 157 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,718 Oh, God. Ask them what they want. 158 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:17,222 Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? 159 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,140 Yes, hold on. 160 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:21,893 Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account. 161 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:26,314 - But I haven't used my card in weeks. - That is the unusual activity. 162 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,652 They just wanna see if you're okay. 163 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,779 They wanna know if I'm okay? 164 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,282 Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see. 165 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,868 Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money. 166 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:42,914 Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted... 167 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,583 ...and I'm getting coffee. 168 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,876 And it's not even for me. 169 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,630 So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay? 170 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:56,845 Uh, Rachel has left the building. 171 00:09:57,888 --> 00:10:01,516 - Can you call back? - All right. Come on. 172 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,603 [IN STRAINED VOICE] Let's play Twister. 173 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,188 ["CHARGE" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 174 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,114 - Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 175 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,657 Uh-oh. 176 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,577 What? There was ice there that night with Carol? 177 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:24,831 Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? 178 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,210 No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. 179 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:33,131 But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. 180 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,259 It was the first frost. 181 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,346 - We were... - Sit. Just sit down. Sit. 182 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:40,805 You should feel great. 183 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,141 You're doing this amazing independent thing. 184 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,435 Monica, what is so amazing? 185 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:50,065 I gave up like everything. And for what? 186 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,775 You are just like Jack. 187 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,735 Jack from downstairs? 188 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,405 No, Jack and the Beanstalk. 189 00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,367 - Ah, the other Jack. - Yeah, right. 190 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:04,162 See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. 191 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,541 And then he woke up and there was this big plant... 192 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:12,170 ...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. 193 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,007 And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. 194 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,011 Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. 195 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,472 I gave up an orthodontist. 196 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,016 Okay, I know I didn't love him, but... 197 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,936 Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. 198 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,314 But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. 199 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,693 Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like... 200 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,903 - Flupie? - Yeah. 201 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,157 You're not the only one. We don't know where we're going. 202 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,077 You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together... 203 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,080 ...and it's just gonna be "unflupie." 204 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,832 Yeah, like that's a word. 205 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:55,505 Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together? 206 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,300 Pheebs? 207 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,680 Well, because you just... I don't like this question. 208 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,435 Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? 209 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:11,271 I mean, what if all we've got are... 210 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,356 ...beans? 211 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:20,196 Get him! Get him! Get him! 212 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,575 Get... Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal? 213 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,370 That's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. 214 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,831 Pass it. Pass it. 215 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,877 CHANDLER: He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! 216 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,379 [ROSS GROANS] 217 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,548 - Whoa. Oh. - Whoa. 218 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,178 - Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 219 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:46,014 - I got it! - Hey, hey, we got it! Hey! 220 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,777 Excuse me. 221 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:03,281 It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. 222 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,413 Well, I'm not completely satisfied. 223 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,665 Listen, it's kind of an emergency. 224 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,293 I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. 225 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,086 [CHANDLER CHUCKLES] 226 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,633 Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. 227 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,010 ROSS: Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay? 228 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:28,473 But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. 229 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,894 - Well, you'll have to wait your turn. - Well, how long do you think it'll be? 230 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,896 Any minute now. 231 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,148 [LAUGHS] 232 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,151 ROSS: Hey, listen... Ooh. 233 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,571 [MELANCHOLY POP SONG PLAYING ON STEREO] 234 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:48,827 I wake up and I start to cry 235 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,954 Ain't no hope in... 236 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:56,209 Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. 237 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,753 No, you were right. 238 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,714 I don't have a plan. 239 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,341 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 240 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:04,926 MAN: Pizza guy. 241 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,011 - Thank God. - Food. 242 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,389 - Phoebe? PHOEBE: What? 243 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:13,810 - Do you have a plan? - I don't even have a "pla." 244 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,606 Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? 245 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:22,819 No, no, no. That's not what we ordered. 246 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:27,115 We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. 247 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,328 - Wait, you're not G. Stephanopoulos? - No. 248 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,623 - Oh, man. My dad's gonna kill me. - Wait. 249 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:39,127 Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? 250 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,921 Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. 251 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,382 Oh, bonehead. Bonehead. 252 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:49,888 Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? 253 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,265 Yeah, that sounds about right. 254 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:56,477 - Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? - And a power tie? 255 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,105 No, pretty much just a towel. 256 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,149 - Oh, God. - Oh. Oh. 257 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,443 - Oh, my God. - You want me to take this back? 258 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:07,447 What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza. 259 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,533 Here. 260 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,703 - Uh, Pheebs? - Yeah? 261 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,330 Who's George Snuffleupagus? 262 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,417 That's Big Bird's friend. 263 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,210 [LAUGHS] 264 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,755 I see pizza. 265 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,049 PHOEBE: Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see. 266 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,259 Hello? Who are we spying on? 267 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,638 You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? 268 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:35,224 The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? 269 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:39,395 Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him. 270 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,732 Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman. 271 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,984 Tell me it's his mother. 272 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,820 - Definitely not his mother. - Oh, no. 273 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,073 Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor. 274 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,992 She's walking, she's walking. 275 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,746 She's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch! 276 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,921 WOMAN [OVER PA]: Dr. Max to Center 456. 277 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,841 Dr. Max to Center 456. 278 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,927 [WHOOSHES] 279 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,097 Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour... 280 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,683 ...and people less sick than my friend have gone in. 281 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,936 I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? 282 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,025 Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad. 283 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,736 I know we both said some things... 284 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,406 ...we didn't mean... 285 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,867 ...but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. 286 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,996 You know, I feel like I've lost her. 287 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,372 [YELLS] 288 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,918 - Lights still out? - Yeah. 289 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,004 Well, maybe they're napping. 290 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,965 Heh. Please. They're having sex. 291 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,633 MONICA & PHOEBE: Shut up. 292 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,267 So, what do you think George is like? 293 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,811 - I think he's shy. - Oh, yeah? 294 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,605 Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. 295 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:08,735 And then when you do, he's a preppy animal. 296 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,362 [ALL LAUGHING] 297 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,364 Come on. 298 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,868 I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window... 299 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,538 ...and her face had the most incredible glow. 300 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,916 Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. 301 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,126 You did this part. 302 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,337 Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 303 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,759 He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? 304 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,595 So you slept with her for the first time. So what? 305 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,181 You slept with her for seven years after that. 306 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,809 It's just a little more complicated than that. 307 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,771 What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? 308 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,106 That she left you for a woman that likes women? 309 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,316 A little louder. 310 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,652 There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you. 311 00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,365 Then what? 312 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,161 My first time with Carol was... 313 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,370 Was my... 314 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,747 [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 315 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,041 What? 316 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,379 It was my first... 317 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,964 ...time. 318 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,842 With Carol? 319 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,973 Oh. 320 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,519 So in your whole life, you've only been with one? 321 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,937 Oh. 322 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:30,817 Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake. 323 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,445 There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. 324 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,241 Okay. Okay, I got one. 325 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,538 Do you remember that vegetarian pâté that I made that you loved so much? 326 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,747 Uh-huh. 327 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:45,957 [MONICA & RACHEL GIGGLE] 328 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,252 Well, unless goose is a vegetable... 329 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,630 - Oh! Oh! MONICA & RACHEL: Ha-ha-ha. 330 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,340 Okay, fine, fine. 331 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,135 Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 332 00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,389 - What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up. 333 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,058 - How long? - Just a couple hours. 334 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,227 Oh, that's nice. 335 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,855 Okay, okay, okay, I got one. 336 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:11,899 Anyway. 337 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,778 The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. 338 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,488 Excuse me? 339 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:21,826 Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. 340 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,414 She was a big girl. 341 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,915 [LAUGHS] 342 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,125 Really? 343 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:34,589 Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade. 344 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,550 I was laughing. You made me laugh. 345 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,344 Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is. 346 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,973 - Where? - Right where we've been looking all night. 347 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,101 - Oh, he's so cute. - Oh, George, baby, drop the towel. 348 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,520 - Come on, drop the towel. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Drop the towel. 349 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,564 MONICA: Please drop the towel. Drop it. 350 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,399 ALL: Wow. 351 00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:01,991 Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 352 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,410 I think it's great. 353 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:09,040 You know, it's sweet. It's romantic. 354 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,083 Really? 355 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,420 No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him. 356 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,880 - Hey, man. - Hey, buddy. 357 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,882 ROSS: Ah? Ah? 358 00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,719 Oh. 359 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,554 That's attractive. 360 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,683 Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. 361 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,852 [JOEY LAUGHING] 362 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,398 Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. 363 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,733 Fun? Where was the fun? 364 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,486 Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? 365 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,904 Where's my puck? 366 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,865 - Oh. The kid has it. - The kid? 367 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,786 Ahem. Excuse me, uh, that's my puck. 368 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,539 I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. 369 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,087 You gotta do it, man. 370 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,966 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you... 371 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,218 I can't do it. 372 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,513 - Listen, uh, give me back my puck. - No. 373 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,722 - Yes, how about? - No. 374 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,849 - No, come here. Just give me my puck. - No, no, no. 375 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,977 SIZEMORE: Hey, no roughhousing in my ER. 376 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,770 Give me my puck! Unh. 377 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,064 [GRUNTS] 378 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,736 Now, that was fun. 379 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,035 ROSS: Okay, Monica. 380 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,746 Right foot, red. 381 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,375 Could've played Monopoly, but no. 382 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,584 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 383 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,216 Thanks. 384 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:51,142 Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. 385 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,188 - Good. JOEY: Hmm? 386 00:21:58,608 --> 00:21:59,984 [PHONE RINGS] 387 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,486 Hello? 388 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,907 - Oh. Rachel, it's the Visa-card people. RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place? 389 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,993 All right. Yes, this is Rachel. 390 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,661 RACHEL: No. - Oh. 391 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:13,956 Hello? 392 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,044 Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. 393 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:21,756 Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really. 394 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,299 To the green, to the green. 395 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,675 MONICA: Oh, no. - To the green. 396 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,178 I've got magic beans. 397 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,973 No, no, never mind. 398 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,558 CHANDLER: To the left. To the left. 399 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,101 [ALL YELL] 400 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:37,396 I'm fine. 401 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,525 [English - US - SDH]28287

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