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- Hi, guys.
JOEY: Hey, Phoebe.
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Hey, oh, how did it go?
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Um, not so good.
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He walked me to the subway and said,
"We should do this again."
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- Ouch.
- What? He said, "We should do it again."
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That's good, right?
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Uh, no. Loosely translated,
"We should do this again," means:
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"You will never see me naked."
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Since when?
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Since always. It's, like, dating language.
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You know, like, "It's not you,"
means, "It is you."
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"You're such a nice guy," means:
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"I'm gonna be dating
leather-wearing alcoholics...
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...and complaining about them to you."
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Or, you know, um, "I think we should see
other people," means:
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"Ha, ha, I already am."
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And everybody knows this?
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Oh, yeah. Cushions the blow.
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Like when you're a kid
and your parents put your dog to sleep...
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...and they tell you it went off
to live on some farm.
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That's funny.
No, because, uh, our parents actually did...
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...uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
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Uh, Ross?
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Ha, ha. Hello.
The Milner's farm in Connecticut?
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The Milners,
they had this unbelievable farm.
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They had horses and rabbits
that he could chase.
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And it was...
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Oh, my God. Chi-Chi.
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CHANDLER: "So how does it feel
knowing you're about to die?"
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Warden, in five minutes
my pain will be over.
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But you'll have to live with the knowledge
that you sent an honest man to die.
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- Hey, that was really good.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks. Let's keep going.
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Okay. "So, what do you want
from me, Dimon? Huh?"
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I just wanna go back to my cell,
because in my cell, I can smoke.
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"Smoke away."
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Heh.
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[COUGHING]
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I think this is probably why Dimon
smokes in his cell alone.
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- What?
- Relax your hand.
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Let your wrist go.
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- Not so much.
- Whoa.
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Hey.
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All right. Now try taking a puff.
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Right.
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- Okay, no, give it to me.
- No, no, no. I'm not giving you a cigarette.
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No, it's fine. It's fine. Look, do you want
to get this part or not? Here.
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All right. Now, don't think
of it as a cigarette.
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Think of it as the thing
that has been missing from your hand.
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When you're holding it, you feel right.
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- You feel complete.
- You miss it?
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No, not so much.
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All right. Now we smoke.
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Oh, my God.
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No, no, no.
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They say it's the same as the distance
from the tip of a guy's thumb...
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...to the tip of his index finger.
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That's ridiculous.
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Can I use either thumb?
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All right. Don't tell me, don't tell me.
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Decaf cappuccino for Joey.
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Coffee, black.
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Latte.
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And an iced tea.
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- I'm getting pretty good at this.
- Excellent. That's very good.
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Good for me.
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[MUMBLING]
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- You okay, Phoebe?
- Yeah, no, it's not even worth...
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It's my bank.
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What did they do to you?
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It's nothing, it's just... Okay.
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I'm going through my mail,
and I open up their monthly "statement."
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Easy.
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And there's 500 extra dollars
in my account.
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Oh, Satan's minions at work again.
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Yes, because now I have to go down there
and deal with them...
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- What are you talking about? Keep it.
- It's not mine.
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I didn't earn it.
If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
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Yeah, but if you spent it,
it would be like shopping.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's say I bought
a really great pair of shoes.
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Do you know what I'd hear
with every step I took?
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"Not mine. Not mine. Not mine."
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And even if I was happy, okay,
and skipping...
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...I'd hear, "Not mine. Not mine."
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We're with you. We got it.
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Okay, I'd never be able to enjoy it.
It'd be like this giant karmic debt.
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Chandler, what are you doing? Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, gross.
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- What is this?
- I'm smoking. I'm smoking. I'm smoking.
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I can't believe you.
You've been so good for three years.
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And this is my reward.
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Hold on a second. Just think about what
you went through the last time you quit.
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Okay, so this time I won't quit.
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- Put it out.
- All right. I'm putting it out.
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Oh, no.
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I can't drink this now.
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All right, I'm gonna go change.
I've got a date.
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Is this Alan again? How's it going?
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It's going pretty good, you know?
It's nice and we're having fun.
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- So when do we get to meet the guy?
ROSS: Yeah.
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Let's see, today's Monday...
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- Never.
- Come on.
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- No, not after what happened with Steve.
- What are you talking about?
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[LISPING]
We love Steve. Steve was sexy.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Sorry.
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Look, I don't know how I feel about him yet.
Give me a chance to figure it out.
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Well, then can we meet him?
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No.
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[LISPING]
Sorry.
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Why should I let them meet him?
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I bring a guy home and within five minutes
they're all over him.
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I mean, they're like coyotes picking off
the weak members of the herd.
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Listen, as someone who's seen
more than her share of bad beef...
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...I'll tell you, that is not
such a terrible thing.
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Come on, they're your friends.
They're looking out after you.
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I know, I know. I wish that once I'd
bring a guy home they actually liked.
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Well, you do realize that the odds
of that happening are a little slimmer...
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...if they never get to meet the guy.
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Let it go, Ross.
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Yeah? Well, you didn't know Chi-Chi.
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MONICA:
Do you all promise?
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- Yeah, we promise. We'll be good.
JOEY: We promise.
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Chandler, do you promise to be good?
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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You can come in, but your filter tip
little buddy has to stay outside.
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ROSS:
Hey, Pheebs.
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"Dear Ms. Buffay: Thank you
for calling attention to our error.
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We have credited your account $500.
We're sorry for the inconvenience...
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...and hope you'll accept
this football phone...
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...as our free gift." Do you believe this?
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Now I have $1000 and a football phone.
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What bank is this?
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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Okay, it's him.
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- Who is it?
ALAN: Alan.
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Chandler. He's here.
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Okay, please be good. Please?
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I mean, remember how much
you like me.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Hi. Alan, this is everybody.
Everybody, this is Alan.
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- Hi.
GROUP: Hey.
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[LISPING] I've heard so much
about all you guys.
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MONICA:
Thanks, I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin.
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Who's gonna take the first shot?
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Hmm?
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Come on.
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I'll go.
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Let's start with the way
he kept picking at...
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You know, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
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Can't do it. We loved him.
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GROUP: We loved him.
- Wait a minute.
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We're talking about someone
that I'm going out with?
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GROUP: Yes.
- And did you notice?
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GROUP:
Yeah.
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Know what was great?
The way his smile was kind of crooked.
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Yes, yes. Like the man in the shoe.
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What shoe?
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From the nursery rhyme.
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"There was a crooked man
who had a crooked smile...
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...who lived in a shoe for a while..."
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So I think Alan...
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...will become the yardstick...
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...against which all future boyfriends
will be measured.
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What future boyfriends?
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No, no. I think this could be,
you know, "it."
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'd marry him just for his
David Hasselhoff impression alone.
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You know I'm gonna be doing that
at parties, right?
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- You know what I like most about him?
- What?
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The way he makes me feel about myself.
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ALL:
Yeah.
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Hi.
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How was the game?
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Well...
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- We won!
- We won! Thank you! Yeah.
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Fantastic. I have one question:
How is that possible?
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- Alan.
- He was unbelievable.
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He was like that Bugs Bunny cartoon
where Bugs is playing all the positions.
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But instead of Bugs, it was first base, Alan.
Second base, Alan...
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I mean, it was like he made us
into a team.
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Yep. We sure showed
those Hasidic jewelers...
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...a thing or two about softball.
- Nice.
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Can I ask you guys a question?
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Do you ever think that Alan
is maybe sometimes...
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- What?
- I don't know. A little too Alan?
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Oh, no. That's not possible.
You can never be too Alan.
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Yeah, it's his innate Alan-ness
that we adore.
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- I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan.
- Oh!
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- Hey, Lizzy.
- Hey, Weird Girl.
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- I brought you alphabet soup.
- Did you pick out the vowels?
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Yes, but I left in the Y's.
Because, you know, "Sometimes Y."
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Um, I also have something else for you.
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Saltines?
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No, but would you like $1000
and a football phone?
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What?
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God. There's really money in here.
- I know.
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Weird Girl, what are you doing?
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Oh, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
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No, no. I have to give you something.
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No, it's fine. You don't...
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Do you want my tinfoil hat?
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No, because you need that.
No, it's okay. Thanks.
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Please. Let me do something.
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Okay, all right. I'll tell you what.
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You buy me a soda
and then we're even. Okay?
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- Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.
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Keep the change.
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Thanks, Lizzy.
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Sure you don't want a pretzel?
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- No, I'm fine. Thanks.
- See you.
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Huh.
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A thumb?
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GROUP:
Ew.
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I know, I know.
I opened it up and there it was...
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...just floating in there,
like this tiny little hitchhiker.
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Maybe it's a contest, you know?
Like "Collect all five."
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Does, um, anyone wanna see?
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No, thanks.
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- Oh, hey, don't do that. Come on.
- Cut that out.
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It's worse than the thumb.
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Hey, this is so unfair.
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- Why is it unfair?
- So I have a flaw. Big deal.
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Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking
isn't annoying?
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And Ross, with his over-pronouncing
every single word.
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And Monica, with that snort
when she laughs.
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I mean, what the hell is that thing?
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I accept all those flaws.
Why can't you accept me for this?
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Does the knuckle-cracking
bother everybody, or just him?
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Well...
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...I could live without it.
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Huh.
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Well, is it, like, a little annoying? Or
is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
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Now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, all right?
I think it's endearing.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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[LAUGHING]
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[SNORTS]
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00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,845
You know, there's nothing wrong
with speaking correctly.
243
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,848
Indeed there isn't.
244
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,769
I should really get back to work.
245
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,064
Yeah, otherwise someone might
get what they actually ordered.
246
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,694
Oh. The hair comes out
and the gloves come off.
247
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,863
[GROUP SHOUTING]
248
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:05,838
Did you ever go out with a guy
your friends all really like?
249
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,465
No.
250
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:12,887
Okay. Well, I'm going out with a guy
my friends all really like.
251
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,724
We talking about the coyotes here?
252
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,395
Heh. All right. A cow got through.
253
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,772
Can you believe it?
254
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,565
It's just, you know what?
255
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,735
I just don't feel the thing.
256
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,530
I mean, they feel the thing.
I don't feel the thing.
257
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,366
Honey, you should always...
258
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,535
...feel the thing.
259
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,915
Listen, if that's how you feel
about the guy, Monica, dump him.
260
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,042
I know, it's just gonna be really hard.
261
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,128
Yeah, he's a big boy. He'll get over it.
262
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:50,008
No, he'll be fine.
It's the other five I'm worried about.
263
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,343
Do you have any respect for your body?
264
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,637
Don't you realize
what you're doing to yourself?
265
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,098
Hey, you know, I've had it
with you and your cancer...
266
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,100
...and your emphysema
and your heart disease.
267
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,937
The bottom line is, smoking is cool,
and you know it.
268
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,816
Ahem. Chandler?
269
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,776
It's Alan. He wants to speak to you.
270
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,820
Really? He does?
271
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,407
Hey, buddy. What's up?
272
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,369
Oh, she told you about that, huh?
273
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:23,166
Well, yeah. I have one now and then.
Well, yeah, now.
274
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,877
Well, it's not that bad...
275
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,672
Well, that's true.
276
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:36,179
Gee, you know, no one's
ever put it like that before.
277
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,723
Well, okay. Thanks.
278
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,151
God, he's good.
279
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,404
If only he were a woman.
280
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,406
Yeah.
281
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,121
CHANDLER:
Oh, Lamb Chop.
282
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,957
How old is that sock?
283
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,921
If I had a sock on my hand
for 30 years, it'd be talking too.
284
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:16,052
Okay, I think it's time to change
somebody's nicotine patch.
285
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,846
Hey.
286
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,807
Where's Joey?
287
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:24,143
Joey ate my last stick of gum,
so I killed him.
288
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,688
Do you think that was wrong?
289
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,151
- I think he's across the hall.
- Thanks.
290
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,195
There you go.
291
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,240
Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
292
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,077
Hey, Pheebs, you gonna
have the rest of that Pop Tart?
293
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,915
Does anyone want the rest
of this Pop Tart?
294
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,918
Hey, I might.
295
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,337
I'm sorry.
296
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,383
You know, those stupid soda people
gave me $7000 for the thumb.
297
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,635
- Oh, my God.
- Seven thousand dollars?
298
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,221
And on my way over here,
I stepped in gum.
299
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,850
What is up with the universe?
300
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,143
What's going on?
301
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,187
Nothing. I just think it's nice
when we're all here together.
302
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,524
It's even nicer when everyone
gets to wear their underwear.
303
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,155
- Uh, Joey...
- Oh.
304
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,951
MONICA: Okay.
- Oh, come on.
305
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,120
Please, guys, we have to talk.
306
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,123
Wait, wait. I'm getting a déjà vu.
307
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,624
No, I'm not.
308
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,629
- All right, we have to talk.
- There it is.
309
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,885
Okay, it's about Alan.
310
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,846
There's something you should know.
311
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,393
Oh, man, there's really
no easy way to say this. Uh...
312
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,813
I've decided to break up with Alan.
313
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,361
Is there somebody else?
314
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,741
No, no, no. It's just...
315
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,952
...you know, things change.
People change.
316
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,205
We didn't change.
317
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,709
So that's it? It's over?
318
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,712
Just like that?
319
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,548
You know, you let your guard down.
320
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,843
You know, you start to really care
about someone, and I just...
321
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,933
- Look, I could go on pretending...
- Okay.
322
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,393
No. No, that wouldn't be fair to me...
323
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,395
...it wouldn't be fair to Alan,
or to you.
324
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,689
Yeah, well, who wants fair?
325
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,777
I mean, I just want things back,
you know, the way they were.
326
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,908
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, she's sorry. I feel better.
327
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,078
I just can't believe this.
328
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:51,958
I mean, with the holidays coming up.
I wanted him to meet my family.
329
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:56,170
I'll meet someone else.
There'll be other Alans.
330
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,546
Yeah, right.
331
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,972
- Are you guys gonna be okay?
- Hey, hey. We'll be fine.
332
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,808
We're just gonna need a little time.
333
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,310
I understand.
334
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,858
Wow.
335
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,988
- I'm really sorry.
- Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry too.
336
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,782
But I gotta tell you, I'm a little relieved.
337
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,867
- Relieved?
- Yeah, well...
338
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,412
...I mean, I had a great time with you.
339
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,831
I just can't stand your friends.
340
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:42,383
Remember when we went
to Central Park and rented boats?
341
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,178
That was fun.
342
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,266
Yeah. He could row like a Viking.
343
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,106
- Hi.
GROUP: Hi.
344
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,943
So how'd it go?
345
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,947
- You know.
- Did he mention us?
346
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,955
He says he's really gonna
miss you guys.
347
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:20,838
ROSS:
You had a rough day, huh?
348
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,841
- Oh, you have no idea.
ROSS: Come here.
349
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,764
- That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
GROUP: No, no, no.
350
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,223
I don't care. I don't care.
351
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,560
Game's over. I'm weak. I've gotta smoke.
I've gotta have the smoke.
352
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,355
If you never smoke again,
I'll give you $7000.
353
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,024
Yeah, all right.
354
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,823
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