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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:42,124 Okay. Okay. I'll see you tonight. Bye. 2 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:02,860 Later, okay? 3 00:01:11,117 --> 00:01:12,425 I'll text you. 4 00:01:12,717 --> 00:01:13,923 I'll text you. 5 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:35,122 Thank you, Lord, for the good looks. 6 00:02:25,950 --> 00:02:28,082 - Ma'am, sir, Yvonne will take care of your order. - Okay. 7 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:28,891 Sure. 8 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,385 Yes, Yvonne? What do you suggest? 9 00:02:32,983 --> 00:02:37,659 Ma'am and sir, I would like to recommend you our aphrodisiac special. 10 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:42,216 For starters, 11 00:02:42,217 --> 00:02:44,288 Slow roasted tomato salad 12 00:02:44,383 --> 00:02:47,455 with asparagus and black olives. 13 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:50,391 For dessert, 14 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,119 strawberry dipped 15 00:02:52,783 --> 00:02:57,994 in deep dark devilish chili chocolate. 16 00:02:58,983 --> 00:03:00,758 - We'll have that. - All that! 17 00:03:01,183 --> 00:03:02,457 Thank you. 18 00:03:25,017 --> 00:03:26,758 My hips had enough! 19 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,361 No pain, no gain! 20 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:30,188 You want to lose weight, right? 21 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:34,127 If only boys know how we suffer just to get their attention! 22 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:36,749 Oh, please! Do it for yourself. 23 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,922 Don't do it for them. 24 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:40,030 You owe it to yourself to be healthy! 25 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:43,291 Drop the hands down the ﬂoor. 26 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:46,155 Left leg fold. 27 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,995 - Broaden your shoulders. - Healthy? Whatever! 28 00:03:49,283 --> 00:03:51,763 At least, I'm honest. 29 00:03:52,883 --> 00:03:55,762 I can endure all of these! 30 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:58,082 Just to snare a boyfriend, 31 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:01,121 -a soul mate, true love! - Hey. 32 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:02,952 Is there still true love? 33 00:04:03,183 --> 00:04:06,130 Even taho vendors don't believe in that anymore! 34 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:08,225 Will you just concentrate! 35 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,426 Excuse me. 36 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,462 - Where's our order? - Coming, ma'am. 37 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:18,522 Hands come to prayer 38 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:21,782 to your mind and heart center 39 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,882 Be well and be good. Namaste. 40 00:04:24,883 --> 00:04:26,487 Namaste. 41 00:04:28,317 --> 00:04:31,491 Excuse me. I'd just like to follow up our order. 42 00:04:31,583 --> 00:04:33,494 Corning, ma'am. Corning. 43 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:34,849 Okay. Game! 44 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,761 Hey girl. Mario texted. 45 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,590 - Mario? - Yes. 46 00:04:39,717 --> 00:04:41,287 His exhibifs opening. 47 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:47,056 Oh, Mario! Your cousin who's a triathlete slash sculptor slash Cosmo Hunk! 48 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:50,854 You know, he's cute! But he always makes a pass at me! 49 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:53,621 - Want to come? - I'm up for it but I have to go home before twelve. 50 00:04:54,117 --> 00:04:56,927 - Hi! - Ate Jane's here! 51 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,825 You know what?! You look like you're looking for a band! 52 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,289 Boom boo room boom boom! 53 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:04,349 Silly! I just came from the furniture store. 54 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:07,194 This is so heavy. I should've left this at home. 55 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:09,188 Let's go eat? 56 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:12,087 - Buffet! - I won't say no to that! 57 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,230 You'll just waste our workout?! 58 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:15,861 You'll give in for buffet?! 59 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:17,249 Namaste. 60 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,561 Ma, you turned me into a babysitter! As if I don't have a job! 61 00:05:20,683 --> 00:05:22,594 Oh! So you think this isn't a job? 62 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:24,723 Not a serious job?! 63 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,682 Ma, even if I don't wear a tie, long sleeves, 64 00:05:27,683 --> 00:05:30,425 time-in time-out in Makati from nine to five day-in day-out 65 00:05:30,617 --> 00:05:32,756 doesn't mean this isn't a serious job! 66 00:05:33,183 --> 00:05:35,424 I manage my own time. Yes! 67 00:05:35,817 --> 00:05:37,387 I am my own boss! Yes! 68 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:40,326 My business is a graphic studio and not a day care! 69 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:40,985 Here we are. 70 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:44,029 Wait. Does Dennis even know how to wash his ass?! 71 00:05:44,217 --> 00:05:45,321 Yes? 72 00:05:45,417 --> 00:05:47,021 Mr. lzon? 73 00:05:47,717 --> 00:05:50,323 Fine, ma. I'll be there by five. 74 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:52,455 No. No. 75 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:54,193 We'll just stop by a drive thru. 76 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:57,453 Yes? 77 00:05:57,650 --> 00:05:59,789 - What can I do for you? - Sylvia Alviar. 78 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:03,254 You look better than what they said about you. 79 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:06,956 - That's why I don't listen to gossips. Jnteresting? 80 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:11,124 - Interesting! -I have a job for you. 81 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:12,321 Oh, I guess it's not interesting. 82 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:15,056 I'll pay you 250,000 pesos. 83 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,786 Now, it's interesting! 84 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,687 Where do you get your haircut? 85 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:20,295 Your hair looks really good! 86 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,016 I only had it blown by the electric fan. 87 00:06:22,017 --> 00:06:24,861 I'm a fashion designer and I would like for you to setup a website for me. 88 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,721 You're also a web designer, right? 89 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,316 - Right. - I want it to look creative. 90 00:06:29,317 --> 00:06:31,820 More interactive, if you can do that. 91 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,520 Aside from featuring my designs, I want to have -- 92 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:36,724 Do you really have brown eyes? 93 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:38,658 Inner is brown. Outer is gray. 94 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:41,196 Anyways, here's my calling card. 95 00:06:42,317 --> 00:06:46,382 You can come to my shop so we can discuss the details. 96 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:47,327 Sure! 97 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,589 - I love details! - Me too. 98 00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:51,822 - So I'll see you? - I'll see you. 99 00:07:07,883 --> 00:07:08,953 - Excuse me. - Ma'am? 100 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:14,194 - Come here. -ls our order coming yet? 101 00:07:15,483 --> 00:07:18,054 We're hungry. We're getting pale! 102 00:07:18,817 --> 00:07:22,822 And the oysters, are you still in the process of catching them? 103 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:26,124 Because they don't even have feet, right? 104 00:07:26,983 --> 00:07:30,055 Ma'am, sir, I'll just check the kitchen! 105 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,660 Thank you. 106 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:45,888 Where's their order?! 107 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,960 Sir, coming, sir! 108 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,982 No shouting. No whining. No touching of my things. 109 00:07:52,983 --> 00:07:54,690 Clean up your own mess. Clean up your own room. 110 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,625 Clean up your own toys. Eat when I tell you to eat. 111 00:07:56,883 --> 00:07:59,124 Drink when I tell you to drink. And sleep when I tell you to sleep. 112 00:07:59,383 --> 00:08:03,422 Understand? - I thought I'm going to a bachelor's pad! 113 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,320 Tums out, it's a convent! 114 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:07,527 You're worse than mommy! 115 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:10,826 The cleaning lady only comes once a week! 116 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,620 So nastiness is not allowed. 117 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:16,922 Try messing the house and I'll put you on a sack and leave you lost in Edsa! 118 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:19,425 What am I?! A cat?! 119 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,253 I'm serious, Dennis. 120 00:08:21,383 --> 00:08:23,829 My house, my rules. 121 00:08:25,283 --> 00:08:28,093 Promise, kuya! I won't be a burden. 122 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:32,449 Just give me your wifi's password. 123 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,396 And wifi has time limit! 124 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,155 This is so corny! 125 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:41,928 Kuya! ls your pool still open? 126 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,859 - And why? - Come on! Let's go for a night swimming! 127 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,892 Dennis! Dennis! 128 00:08:47,217 --> 00:08:47,957 Dennis! 129 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:50,061 Kuya Manny! 130 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,092 Dennis! 131 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:54,396 Dennis! You kid -- 132 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:57,285 Just 5 minutes! Wait! 133 00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,492 -5 minutes! - Go! Go! 134 00:08:59,717 --> 00:09:01,924 Sorry, it's - It's Dennis. 135 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:05,362 Manuel's unbelievable! 136 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:06,916 Why don't he just rub it on a wall?! 137 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:09,516 Girls are tastier than a wall! 138 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,758 I only haven't seen you in a month and this is what happened to you! 139 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,051 Nice, huh? 140 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,561 Nice! 141 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:16,790 - Nice, you say! - Ouch! 142 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:18,153 KJ (killjoy)! 143 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:19,561 Now, I'm the KJ one? 144 00:09:19,717 --> 00:09:21,958 Bad trip! Wrong timing! 145 00:09:22,217 --> 00:09:24,254 I already unhooked the strap! I'm almost there! 146 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:26,226 What is this hobbit doing here?! 147 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:28,849 Mom called to take him with me for a vacation. 148 00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,549 Ouch. My tongue hurts. 149 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:32,587 - She bit it? - Yes, she did! 150 00:09:32,883 --> 00:09:33,725 Did she say why? 151 00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:36,682 Our relatives came home. They're from the US. 152 00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:38,162 It's crazy there. 153 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,088 It's too crowded! 154 00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:42,416 So it means this brat will stay with us? 155 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,293 That's right! 156 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,760 It would've been okay if I'm the only one living here but the problem is you're here! 157 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:48,022 What kind of moral values will he learn? 158 00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:50,026 And who's going to stay with him? We're always out. 159 00:09:50,183 --> 00:09:51,355 That's you. Not me. 160 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,119 Why is that?! 161 00:09:58,517 --> 00:10:00,463 I'm suspended again, bro! 162 00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:02,295 Again?! 163 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:03,922 Me and Yvonne--! 164 00:10:04,050 --> 00:10:07,259 We're not doing anything wrong! We're just cooking! 165 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,085 What were you cooking? 166 00:10:09,183 --> 00:10:10,992 What else? A feast from God! 167 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:20,122 You're both talking silly! Look at what my brother's getting from you! 168 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,991 Hey, wait, wait. Let's drink tonight! 169 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:25,027 - That's final, okay! - Okay, Let's go! 170 00:10:25,983 --> 00:10:27,087 Come on. 171 00:10:32,117 --> 00:10:34,119 Is that what you call art? I can do that myself! 172 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,786 Then why didn't you do it? 173 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:38,621 Jerry hasn't said yes! 174 00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,655 - Mario! - Hey, Jinky! 175 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,258 Thank you for coming! 176 00:10:43,117 --> 00:10:45,716 Gentlemen, this is my friend, Rina. 177 00:10:45,717 --> 00:10:47,582 And this is my cousin, Mario. 178 00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:50,757 Yeah. This is Jerry. He's a graphic artist. 179 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:51,893 This is Manny. 180 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,120 - He's a chef. - No. Manny here. 181 00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:56,727 Hi. This is my brother, Dennis. 182 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,421 Hello. 183 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:00,762 You're so cute! 184 00:11:02,383 --> 00:11:04,056 Your exhibit's successful! 185 00:11:04,217 --> 00:11:05,787 I see you've already sold a lot. 186 00:11:05,983 --> 00:11:07,553 So treat us out! 187 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,694 Sure! 188 00:11:08,817 --> 00:11:09,852 Where do you want to go? 189 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,823 He said, where do you want to go, Rina? 190 00:11:11,983 --> 00:11:13,826 - Anywhere! - Wait. Where have you been? 191 00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:16,020 We went to yoga then we ate out. 192 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,991 - Oh, okay. - We're also into that! 193 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,226 Yoga? 194 00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,657 Oh, eating! 195 00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,057 Actually, we're balanced. 196 00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:23,853 We're also into exercise. 197 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,155 Really? So what do you do for fitness? 198 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,087 Well, I run. 199 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,524 He runs after girls. 200 00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:30,093 No. 201 00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:32,549 Girls run after me. 202 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:33,824 - Yes! - I knew it. 203 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,823 - What? - Oh, I mean 204 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:39,591 you're fit! Maybe that's why you run fast. 205 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,716 Well, actually, I'm fast about everything. 206 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:43,958 Want to see a sample? 207 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:45,622 Maybe. 208 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,418 What's your number? 209 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,686 Wait. I'm still thinking about it. 210 00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:54,454 You know what? You don't need to think about things such as that. 211 00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:56,323 Just give it. 212 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,427 Which one? 213 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,323 Your number. 214 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:03,592 Oh, I'm still thinking where should Mario take us for a treat! 215 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,921 Now, you're embarrassed! 216 00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:18,129 Good morning, Aling Baday! 217 00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:26,199 Aling Baday, you don't have to pretend. I know you love seeing naked man's body! 218 00:12:26,517 --> 00:12:28,949 Is that what you call naked?! You have towel on! 219 00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:30,930 - Towel, you said, Aling Baday? - Oh, please! 220 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,696 I can take it off. 221 00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,886 - I just have to cut it from your salary. - I don't have a budget for that! 222 00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:45,596 Aling Baday, have you seen my t-shirt with red, white and blue stripes? 223 00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,388 Red, white and blue stripes? 224 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,962 I think I just saw it last week. You haven't worn that one? 225 00:12:52,183 --> 00:12:54,163 Not yet. Please find it for me. 226 00:12:57,717 --> 00:12:58,991 Manuel! 227 00:13:01,717 --> 00:13:02,661 Manuel! 228 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,289 Manuel! 229 00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:09,389 Manuel! You! 230 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,854 Good morning, brother! 231 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,324 How do you want your eggs? 232 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,555 With a scratch? 233 00:13:13,817 --> 00:13:14,849 Scratch your own eggs! 234 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:17,416 You know what, Manuel?! You're the kind of person who doesn't know how to tell the truth! 235 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,982 And you're a wuss! 236 00:13:18,983 --> 00:13:21,816 But I will still ask you this even if I know you never tell the truth! 237 00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:24,423 Even if I know I'm just wasting my time and my saliva! 238 00:13:24,617 --> 00:13:26,688 Did you use my t-shirt or not? Answer now! 239 00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:28,920 It fits me perfectly, It's loose within the armpit area. 240 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,449 Manuel, I should have worn that first! 241 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:34,282 Actually, you know what? That t-shirt is bad luck! 242 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,627 I was wearing that one when Yvonne and I got caught in the kitchen! 243 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,659 Now, it's my fault you got caught in the kitchen?! 244 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:40,827 Son of a gun! 245 00:13:40,983 --> 00:13:43,896 Even if you wear an alb, you'd still hook up with chicks. 246 00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:46,716 It's okay to hook up with chicks rather than the Meralcds post! 247 00:13:46,717 --> 00:13:47,752 But why do you always end up a mess?! 248 00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:49,616 We're used to borrowing things, right? 249 00:13:49,617 --> 00:13:53,064 - We share everything! We're friends! - We share everything! But all of it is mine! 250 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,923 You share my everything, I share your nothing! 251 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,782 Damn! Share everything my ass! 252 00:13:56,783 --> 00:13:57,989 I let you borrow my chicks! 253 00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,355 But you're being a snob. 254 00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:01,382 Our neighbors are spreading gossips about you, 255 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,794 they said you're gay! 256 00:14:02,983 --> 00:14:05,116 You're dragging me again into your filthy life! 257 00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:07,757 You know what they say, an open-minded person knows no filth! 258 00:14:07,883 --> 00:14:10,749 Oh My! It's too early for love quarrel! 259 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,526 Oh, Aling Baday, it's really difficult to raise a friend indeed! 260 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,526 Good morning! 261 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:16,119 - Good morning! Breakfast! 262 00:14:16,217 --> 00:14:17,416 Here! We have bread! 263 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:20,364 Hotdog! Good thing bread has a big hotdog! 264 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:21,620 I'm not saying you're a wuss! 265 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,421 What's the problem?! 266 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:25,782 You're louder than a videoke! 267 00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:28,889 Same old problem! My friend here is jobless once again! 268 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,982 Come to think of it! While he's rolling the pizza dough, 269 00:14:30,983 --> 00:14:33,282 he's busy seducing the head waitress in the kitchen! 270 00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:35,216 Good thing, I don't eat in that restaurant! 271 00:14:35,217 --> 00:14:36,416 I might end up swallowing things God knows what! 272 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,261 There are lots ofjobs out there for me! I could be a callboy (gigolo)! 273 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:42,982 I could be your pimp! I know some cougars out there! 274 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:43,984 You see, Jerry?! 275 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,296 Let me tell you this, good looking guys like us are called children of God! 276 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,754 And good looking guys like me would easily find a job! 277 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:53,096 You mean if you're talking about a girl! 278 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,516 Look at those lips! They seem calloused! Look at it! Look! 279 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:56,723 You're crazy! 280 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,216 - You're crazier! - Update me if you decide to be a gigolo! 281 00:14:58,217 --> 00:15:01,449 So I could save money right away! 282 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,349 'Fime to wash clothes! 283 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,761 I really haven't gotten into a mess, you know! 284 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:06,416 Jerry, what do you really want me to do? 285 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,082 Wait for a woman to love and behold? 286 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,222 Dude, that's Florante and Laura's time! 287 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:13,282 The latest trend today is having a women database. 288 00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,382 You know what? If you end up in hell, 289 00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:16,623 I won't ever pray for you! 290 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,888 If you end up sick, dude, I won't ever have you treated! 291 00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:20,152 You always do stupid things! 292 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,249 Pile of chicks! 293 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,092 What will you get from it? 294 00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,057 Not only do I get the thigh! 295 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,916 Lips, breast, tummy, groin! 296 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,225 I'm used to it, bro! 297 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,588 I'll get sick if I only have one girlfriend! 298 00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:30,895 What am I?! A has-been?! 299 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,321 Obsolete? Out-of-d ate? 300 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,928 Do I look like a Thesaurus? 301 00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:36,921 Don't involve me with your kind of style! 302 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,482 You're missing out, Jerry! 303 00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:40,156 That would be my t-shins! 304 00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:41,625 Take this! It smells like Clorox! 305 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,593 Bro, seriously speaking, 306 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:48,729 No love life, no sex life equals nada! 307 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,288 Wrong! 308 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,393 No work equals no money equals nada! 309 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:56,725 What is that?! 310 00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:58,316 Youjizz.com 311 00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:01,059 And why are you watching that?! Give me that! 312 00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:03,626 Kuya Manny let me borrowed it. 313 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,561 He doesn't have games. 314 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,954 Will you download Temple Run or Candy Crush for him?! 315 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,289 Come here! 316 00:16:09,717 --> 00:16:11,128 Have you seen Maria Ozawa? 317 00:16:11,383 --> 00:16:12,327 She's my type too! 318 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:15,722 But I haven't seen Sasha Grey yet! 319 00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:19,425 What's happening here?! My youngest brother is now a maniac?! 320 00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:21,086 Oh, come on, kuya Jerry! 321 00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:22,516 I'm used to that! 322 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,519 Daddy lets me borrow his too! 323 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:25,861 Fine! Fine! Fine! 324 00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:27,758 Go eat your breakfast so you'll go big and strong! 325 00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:30,694 Bro, I was thinking, 326 00:16:31,017 --> 00:16:32,860 we're used to wearing each other's clothes! 327 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:33,722 Just you! 328 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,521 What if we switch our lifestyles? 329 00:16:35,783 --> 00:16:37,516 So we'll find out who's right. 330 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,621 You're full of shit! 331 00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:40,863 Have you mistaken life for a t-shirt? 332 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:43,082 That you can wear it again after having it washed? 333 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:43,891 After you've lent it? 334 00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:46,358 I won't last long with your lifestyle anyway. 335 00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,916 One woman at a time? It won't do well for me. 336 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:52,126 Your style now, Manny, is a babysitter! 337 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,349 Because I'm the only one working here! 338 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:56,716 Why don't you take my brother out? He seems restless. 339 00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:58,196 Okay. Dennis! 340 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,523 - Get dressed! - Where are we going? 341 00:17:00,650 --> 00:17:01,890 Into a cave! 342 00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:03,161 Okay- 343 00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:14,555 Where do you get those lovely eyes 344 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,290 that pretty lady 345 00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:20,560 And that exciting Winsome smile 346 00:17:21,783 --> 00:17:24,457 this binibini Tender juicy! 347 00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:27,663 And who are you?! 348 00:17:27,983 --> 00:17:29,087 Jerry lzon. 349 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,728 Jerry lzon. 350 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,757 He's hot but he has big nostrils! 351 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:42,861 She's the perfect symbol of the people, Rich in heritage and love, 352 00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:44,455 I'm Mimi, by the way. 353 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:47,158 Named after Mimelanie Marquez! 354 00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:50,823 One of the most beautiful Miss International of all time! 355 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,289 Because I'm long-legged! 356 00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:56,128 Come here, Jerry. 357 00:17:58,183 --> 00:18:02,290 - Wait! Wait! -pretty, captivating, so exciting 358 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,422 These girls will surely win your heart, 359 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,286 - Jerry lzon! - Wait! 360 00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:12,891 Wait. Wait a minute. 361 00:18:15,717 --> 00:18:16,787 Wait! 362 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,560 Wow! What a strong material! 363 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,560 Don't worry. I don't eat meat! I'm not a carnival! 364 00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:26,496 I'm not here to give my measurements. I'm here to talk to Ms. Sylvia Alviar. 365 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:28,016 No! It's fine, papi! 366 00:18:28,017 --> 00:18:31,521 I'll get your measurements for future references. 367 00:18:32,183 --> 00:18:35,392 Jerry, why don't you drag me at the terrace and rape me! 368 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,957 - Sylvia! - Mimi! 369 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,091 Don't judge me! I'm not a book. 370 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,623 Your friend, Jerry. 371 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:44,521 Hi, Jerry. 372 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,124 Okay, Jerry. Both of you have something to talk about. 373 00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:57,718 Delicious! 374 00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:59,124 Jerry, Jerry! 375 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,362 I only want a simple thing for you to do! 376 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,560 If you can't respect me as your wife, 377 00:19:03,683 --> 00:19:05,219 respect me as your friend! 378 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:06,487 And if not, 379 00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:09,197 respect me as a person! 380 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,053 Vilma Santos! 381 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,755 Relasyon (Filipino movie). 382 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:15,697 Directed by Ishmael Bemal. 383 00:19:17,683 --> 00:19:19,094 Is it always like this? 384 00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,890 Yes. Free show. 385 00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:27,656 By the way, are these the clothes we're promoting? 386 00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:30,593 Yeah. Are you still interested? 387 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:32,318 Of course. 388 00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:36,923 That's more colorful than designing a website full of hollow blocks. 389 00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:40,687 Anyways, about the payment arrangement? 390 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,360 Spot cash, right? 391 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:48,798 50% when I approve your design, 392 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:52,930 and the other 50% when you have uploaded the site. 393 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,824 So when will you finish the site? 394 00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,849 Maybe this weekend. 395 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,386 Yeah. That's fine. 396 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:07,729 Then take me out on a date. Let's make that my commission. 397 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:09,318 Sure! 398 00:20:09,517 --> 00:20:11,121 You might need a chaperon! 399 00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:12,623 No! 400 00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:14,990 You're right! I'm busy! 401 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,888 Come in, sir. Ma'am is in the garden. 402 00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:33,726 - Come on, puppies! - Hey, dogs! 403 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,756 Good evening. 404 00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:48,886 'Hi! 'Hi! 405 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,285 Flowers. 406 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,259 You bought it at our living room. 407 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:55,163 You look familiar! 408 00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:56,421 Batman? 409 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,388 How are you, Dennis? 410 00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:00,349 - Chocolates. - Thank you. 411 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:02,296 Cupcakes. - Thank you. 412 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,293 - Marriage? - No, thanks. 413 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,321 Go ahead, you're done with your comedy. Go play with the dogs. 414 00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,927 Come on. Let's go to the swing. 415 00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,087 Let's go. 416 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:13,690 Have a seat. 417 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,357 I'm actually training Dennis. 418 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:18,861 Better teach him early. 419 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,991 So he won't grow up a wuss. 420 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,357 Is that a philosophy in life? 421 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,153 Philosophy of the heart! 422 00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:28,724 According to the Bible, fifth edition, 423 00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:31,588 10% of the people train their brains. 424 00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,294 But some of them don't have proper training for their hearts. 425 00:21:36,350 --> 00:21:38,349 Wow. That's really nice! 426 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,260 What chapter is that? 427 00:21:39,317 --> 00:21:41,516 Heart and life act as one, right? 428 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,724 If your heart is stupid, your life is zero! 429 00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:45,116 For instance, my friend, Jerry. 430 00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:46,824 He learned to wear shoes when he was already in high school. 431 00:21:47,217 --> 00:21:48,992 If your heart doesn't know how to love, 432 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:53,089 understand, forgive, accept somebody's love for them, 433 00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:56,992 All of it will go through experimentation, training and exercise! 434 00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,992 - Did you come here to exercise? - Am I right or wrong? 435 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:02,324 How about you? To where are tuning in now? 436 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,187 To your heart or to your brain? 437 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:08,457 According to Alice in Wonderland, fifty-fifth edition, 438 00:22:08,517 --> 00:22:12,488 your brain is in your head to be followed. 439 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:16,396 Because if your heart is in your head, you'll have a migraine everyday. 440 00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:19,949 What if you like a guy, which one beats more? 441 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,582 Your heart or your brain? 442 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:24,154 - My heart. But I'm still using my brain. -But how? 443 00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:27,054 For an instance, I like this guy who's not worth it 444 00:22:27,283 --> 00:22:28,626 My brain will say stop! 445 00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:30,490 But my heart will say go,go,go! 446 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,826 Your heart has reasons that your brain couldn't understand. 447 00:22:33,883 --> 00:22:36,616 Your brain has reasons that's no longer a territory of your heart. 448 00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:39,982 Whatever you feel in your brain, can also be felt by your heart. 449 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:43,658 Life will be complicated if you follow your brain over your heart. 450 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,362 Wrong priorities! 451 00:22:45,883 --> 00:22:47,521 You know a lot of things, huh? 452 00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:53,827 Hi! 453 00:22:54,283 --> 00:22:54,761 Hi. 454 00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:58,227 I'm just practicing, in case there's a target, 455 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:02,828 - Direct hit in an instant! - By the way, this is my brother, Dennis. 456 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:04,918 Hi! 457 00:23:06,117 --> 00:23:08,063 Kuya, I'll just go there. 458 00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:10,094 Be careful. 459 00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:14,591 Seems like it's too risky to go here, I might tum into a target. 460 00:23:14,783 --> 00:23:16,057 Don't you like it? 461 00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:20,662 It's fine but, isn't it better if I'm the one to decide, if I'll be a target or not? 462 00:23:20,883 --> 00:23:25,957 Oh boys, You thought you're the ones who'll shoot the target but no, 463 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:28,687 we are. 464 00:23:29,217 --> 00:23:32,721 Just as I thought, why don't you teach me, make it a fair game. 465 00:23:33,183 --> 00:23:34,025 Sure. 466 00:23:40,017 --> 00:23:41,360 Okay- 467 00:23:42,817 --> 00:23:45,024 Hold it like this. 468 00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:45,991 Which one? 469 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,719 The arrow. 470 00:23:48,717 --> 00:23:52,358 - Then, stretch the -- - What? 471 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,361 The string. 472 00:23:54,817 --> 00:23:57,058 Then, release and hit. 473 00:23:57,150 --> 00:23:58,254 Where? 474 00:23:58,450 --> 00:23:59,986 There! On the target. 475 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,721 Wait. I'm confused. 476 00:24:05,783 --> 00:24:07,126 Go ahead! 477 00:24:09,817 --> 00:24:12,821 Oh! Oh My! 478 00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:18,494 Manny's a lot better! Always a bull's eye! 479 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:22,788 Here. My concept is, Clothes are like foods. 480 00:24:22,850 --> 00:24:25,694 Food should be laid out in such a way that you want to eat it. 481 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:26,888 Same thing for clothes, 482 00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:30,056 it should be laid out in such a way that you want to wear it. So here. 483 00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:36,398 That's very interesting, very alluring, and charming. 484 00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:41,424 I'm talking about the layout. 485 00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:43,519 So am I. 486 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,597 If only he's kuya Manny, they're probably in the bedroom by now. 487 00:24:48,217 --> 00:24:50,754 So, tell me about yourself. 488 00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:54,126 Me? Not much. 489 00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:58,383 I took fine ans, one year in Italy, did observations, 490 00:24:58,384 --> 00:25:01,991 and went back here. Then, my father forced me to help him take charge of our pineapples in Silang. 491 00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:05,054 But, I refused. I told him, I want to have my own graphics studio. 492 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:10,632 So, I borrowed money from the bank, from my relatives and friends. Manuel, my generous friend. 493 00:25:10,783 --> 00:25:12,785 He would issue a check for me even late at night, 494 00:25:12,983 --> 00:25:16,988 I always resist to be an employee, so I can be my own boss. 495 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:20,063 Here I am, thank God! Financially ruined. 496 00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:21,861 Same pattern as mine. 497 00:25:22,384 --> 00:25:24,557 I studied here, then, one year abroad. 498 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,520 Studied in New York then in Paris. 499 00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:31,227 That's where I got all the sin in the world. 500 00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:35,462 In Paris, I didn't do anything but to party here, party there. 501 00:25:36,183 --> 00:25:40,063 I can beat Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, combined. 502 00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:42,621 And then, I got bored. 503 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,849 I went back here. 504 00:25:44,850 --> 00:25:46,921 By that time, Aunt Cleotilde died. 505 00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:51,661 She left me her fashion label because I'm her favorite niece. 506 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:54,193 I couldn't do anything so I agreed. 507 00:25:56,650 --> 00:26:00,860 Thank God, it's being neglected. 508 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:12,194 Manila is so boring! 509 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:16,892 So much talking, nothing's happening! 510 00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:20,888 What are you cooking? 511 00:26:21,383 --> 00:26:23,649 Boiled egg without egg yolk, skinless chicken, 512 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,288 fish without fats, shrimp. 513 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,682 F*ck! Everything's tasteless! 514 00:26:27,683 --> 00:26:29,788 Bro, I'm just concerned with your waistline. 515 00:26:30,017 --> 00:26:31,963 I've noticed your tummy's getting bigger! 516 00:26:32,017 --> 00:26:34,725 And there you are, with your perfect body being mistaken as a 'bufﬂa'! 517 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:36,225 'Bufﬂa'? What's that? 518 00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:37,691 A buffed gay (bakla in Tagalog), buffgay! 519 00:26:37,883 --> 00:26:40,659 Oh, never mind! I'm upgrading you, bro. 520 00:26:40,884 --> 00:26:43,694 We'll eat this everyday until your six packs appear. 521 00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:47,865 You know Jerry, I'm praying every morning saying that, 522 00:26:48,117 --> 00:26:50,723 Lord, thank you for making me handsome, 523 00:26:50,850 --> 00:26:53,763 and not a shrimp like my gym mates. 524 00:26:54,017 --> 00:26:54,961 What do you mean shrimp? 525 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:58,063 A shrimp, useless head, 526 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,526 a perfect body with an ugly face. 527 00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:04,657 What about a beautiful face with an unattractive body? 528 00:27:04,717 --> 00:27:06,788 That's what we call lollipop. 529 00:27:07,984 --> 00:27:09,895 You? What type of chick do you want? 530 00:27:10,117 --> 00:27:11,027 A lollipop or a shrimp? 531 00:27:11,217 --> 00:27:13,663 Lollipop! It tastes good! 532 00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:16,482 Me too. How about you, Jerry? Shrimp or lollipop? 533 00:27:16,483 --> 00:27:18,087 - Lollipop. -Why? 534 00:27:18,217 --> 00:27:20,026 I'm allergic with shrimps. 535 00:27:20,283 --> 00:27:24,356 What do you call a shrimp who covers her face with too much make-up? 536 00:27:24,683 --> 00:27:25,889 - I know that. - What? 537 00:27:26,217 --> 00:27:27,628 Tempura! 538 00:27:28,117 --> 00:27:29,289 Jerry! 539 00:27:29,550 --> 00:27:31,223 This is a new beginning for you. 540 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,954 I'll motivate you and we'll never stop until you become me. 541 00:27:36,684 --> 00:27:37,822 Would I like that? 542 00:27:38,183 --> 00:27:41,790 You can do it! Go! Go! Go! 543 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:45,116 We'll never stop until you're full of abs! 544 00:27:45,117 --> 00:27:47,825 Well, kuya has full of ebs (slang word for poop)! 545 00:27:47,984 --> 00:27:50,555 Whatever! You're a fool of shit! 546 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:57,691 You know what, Jerry! You're such a waste! 547 00:27:57,784 --> 00:27:59,024 You're a handsome man, 548 00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:00,827 if you're facing the opposite direction. 549 00:28:01,017 --> 00:28:03,998 Pray to the Lord that you won't be such a wuss anymore! 550 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,229 How's your girlfriend? The thin one? 551 00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:09,230 Sylvia? She's not my girlfriend. 552 00:28:10,484 --> 00:28:11,549 But she's not thin! 553 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:12,961 Isn't she thin enough for you? 554 00:28:13,183 --> 00:28:16,130 I dare you, if it rains, she won't get hit by the raindrops. 555 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:19,857 Well, yeah. There was a time when she's facing askew, I thought she's a plywood. 556 00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:21,826 Add sugar, and we already have an otap (thin bread)! 557 00:28:21,983 --> 00:28:25,055 One time, she faced side view and went missing! 558 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,897 I'll make you eat this dumbbells! 559 00:28:28,150 --> 00:28:31,825 That girl calls the house a thousand times a day! 560 00:28:32,183 --> 00:28:33,924 As if she had just got out of the correctional. 561 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:36,457 Here's the catch, I'll give you a week, 562 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:38,757 If you haven't gotten her still, I'll take over! 563 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:41,020 I'm in! 564 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:42,228 - Hey! - That child's better than you! 565 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:44,454 Your being a show-off! Go there and do bench-press! 566 00:28:44,783 --> 00:28:46,626 How about the Yogi Bear you've been wooing? 567 00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:50,193 Still can't take off her chastity belt? You're nothing, bro! You're obsolete! 568 00:28:50,584 --> 00:28:52,928 Those G.R.O. in Burgos are the only ones you can date! 569 00:28:53,117 --> 00:28:54,187 Obsolete, you say? 570 00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:05,326 Try this, ma'am, sir. 571 00:29:05,417 --> 00:29:08,489 Excuse Miss. Miss, is this for men or women? 572 00:29:08,683 --> 00:29:10,890 For bisexual, ma'am, sir! 573 00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:12,921 Is that so?! 574 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:18,224 Miss, don't you have anything for men, for straight men? 575 00:29:18,283 --> 00:29:21,196 Ma'am, sir, I'll just check. 576 00:29:26,417 --> 00:29:29,694 Oh, sorry Mrs., I mean Miss! 577 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:32,157 I'm sorry. My brother has poor eyesight. 578 00:29:32,483 --> 00:29:34,121 But, why is he wearing shades? 579 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:37,354 He was born like a bat, that's why he's scared of the light! 580 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:40,523 Take that off! Now, you ran over Miss... 581 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:42,986 Marian David. 582 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,993 - Jerry lzon. - Hello. 583 00:29:46,217 --> 00:29:48,959 Dennis, say hello to Miss David. 584 00:29:49,183 --> 00:29:51,891 Hello! How are you? 585 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,695 Excuse me. 586 00:29:53,783 --> 00:29:55,319 Don't be too frisky, okay? 587 00:29:56,783 --> 00:29:59,229 Looking for what? Do you want to try something? 588 00:29:59,783 --> 00:30:01,820 Well, this is an optical shop. 589 00:30:01,983 --> 00:30:03,963 Why? Do you already have poor eyesight? 590 00:30:04,283 --> 00:30:07,162 You're still young. Let me take a look. 591 00:30:08,383 --> 00:30:10,124 No. I'm just checking out eyeglasses. 592 00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:12,425 My eye grade has increased because of my tiring work. 593 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:16,021 - You repair gadgets? - No. 594 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:20,428 Are you a doctor? Specialist in heart transplant? 595 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,849 Specialist in graphic design, and desk publishing. 596 00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:32,530 I create websites, newspapers, magazines, and posters and also streamers. 597 00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,357 You work with models? 598 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:37,095 Sometimes. 599 00:30:37,183 --> 00:30:41,097 Do you sleep with them, before, during or after the modeling job? 600 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,754 How frequent? How do you start with the seduction? 601 00:30:44,983 --> 00:30:47,862 - Or maybe... - No. No, there's no such thing. 602 00:30:48,083 --> 00:30:52,259 Oh really? I have a job for you. You might be interested. 603 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:56,690 I want you to layout my sex education manual I've made. 604 00:30:56,984 --> 00:30:58,429 Of course, for education! 605 00:30:58,584 --> 00:31:00,325 For sex, you mean. 606 00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:02,361 Have you got a calling card? 607 00:31:10,683 --> 00:31:13,664 I'll see you, sooner than you think. 608 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:17,830 We'll talk about this and other things. 609 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,421 Sir, ma'am, sir. Are you going to get this? 610 00:31:29,317 --> 00:31:30,660 Let me check first. 611 00:31:33,817 --> 00:31:35,990 Okay, is there an ATM nearby? 612 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:37,221 The machine? 613 00:31:37,517 --> 00:31:38,791 No, the one with a human inside. 614 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:40,785 How stupid. 615 00:31:40,883 --> 00:31:42,328 Inhale. 616 00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:48,993 Hands come to prayer, to your mind, and to your heart's center. 617 00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:51,529 - Namaste. - Namaste. 618 00:31:54,783 --> 00:31:56,785 - You go ahead. - Okay. 619 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,161 Are you lost, Mr. Roxas? 620 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,690 Indeed, lost to noun you. 621 00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:05,427 Hey, relax! I'm looking for a job. Anything wrong with that? 622 00:32:05,983 --> 00:32:08,122 Let's have snack, your treat. 623 00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:11,357 Okay. You're tired because of Yoga again. 624 00:32:12,450 --> 00:32:14,396 My sister will pick me up. 625 00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:16,555 You're too old-fashioned! Let me guess. 626 00:32:16,784 --> 00:32:21,062 Yoga, love birds, chaperone, home by twelve midnight. 627 00:32:21,384 --> 00:32:24,365 Perhaps when you're taking a bath, you still have you're shirt on. 628 00:32:24,784 --> 00:32:26,116 What do you like in a girl? 629 00:32:26,117 --> 00:32:28,154 In just one poke, she'll down to everything? 630 00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:30,322 Defensive stunts. Hands down, pants down. Like that? 631 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:34,763 Don't get irritated! Blame Yoga, you're being self righteous! 632 00:32:35,183 --> 00:32:37,424 I have a friend working in public relations. 633 00:32:37,817 --> 00:32:40,525 Now, she's become a loner because of Yoga. 634 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,090 Now, you're blaming Yoga! 635 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:44,091 What is this all about, Mr. Roxas? 636 00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:47,727 Are you going to court me or you just want to score? 637 00:32:48,117 --> 00:32:50,961 - Are we talking about scoring? - Hi, hello! 638 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,324 Is it about score we're talking about? 639 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:57,095 If there's such thing, this is it! Bull's eye! 640 00:32:57,783 --> 00:33:01,595 You had insulted me and now, my sister. 641 00:33:02,883 --> 00:33:04,021 Hello! 642 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:05,826 Let's go, ate. 643 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,123 Thank you, Mr. Bull's Eye. 644 00:33:09,183 --> 00:33:10,218 Bye. 645 00:33:18,517 --> 00:33:21,657 I can't understand you! Are you a man or a woman? 646 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:23,988 Thank you. 647 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,792 Jerry, if you can't understand me until now, 648 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,756 there's really something wrong with you! 649 00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:34,933 Are you sure you studied in Italy or you just hid in the convent of St. Francis of Assisi? 650 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:38,131 Well, all your involvements were masculine. 651 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,862 So what? 652 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:42,030 Everything now is unisex, Jerry. 653 00:33:42,183 --> 00:33:43,924 It's everyone's game, pick a wild card! 654 00:33:44,217 --> 00:33:47,528 When were you born? Was it just yesterday or the other day? 655 00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:51,161 Jerry, I need to talk to your very good friend! 656 00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:53,656 A matter of life and death! 657 00:33:54,017 --> 00:33:55,121 His death! 658 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,388 Why? What did Manny do this time?! 659 00:33:57,784 --> 00:33:58,922 Aside from the usual? 660 00:33:59,184 --> 00:34:00,390 The usual! 661 00:34:00,784 --> 00:34:01,922 What do you mean? 662 00:34:02,150 --> 00:34:03,220 "M Pregnant! 663 00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:04,716 That's too much! 664 00:34:04,717 --> 00:34:05,787 What?! You're pregnantl? 665 00:34:06,017 --> 00:34:09,260 Yes! You're not the one pregnant! It's me! 666 00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,396 Stupid, Manny! Why did he do thatl? 667 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,057 Why do men do those things they do? 668 00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:17,119 Because they like it! 669 00:34:17,617 --> 00:34:21,292 Jerry, come on! I'm already delayed for monthly! 670 00:34:21,650 --> 00:34:22,720 Monthly what? 671 00:34:23,783 --> 00:34:26,787 Never mind! Where's your friendl? 672 00:34:27,017 --> 00:34:29,293 He's in Baguio! 673 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:33,231 Don't dare fool me! I'll go after him! 674 00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:34,556 But he's nice. 675 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,622 Mario, Mario, Mario! 676 00:34:36,817 --> 00:34:39,855 Mario, meet Yvonne. Yvonne, this is Mario. 677 00:34:40,217 --> 00:34:42,857 - Hello! - Mario, will you go with her outside? 678 00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:45,691 I'll go tell Manny the good news. 679 00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:47,227 Mario, take care of her, okay? 680 00:34:47,450 --> 00:34:50,988 - Yvonne, congratulations! - Baguio, my ass! 681 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:54,961 See what I mean? 682 00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:01,324 Now, what's your problem? Your eyebrows are all mixed up! 683 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,862 Yvonne is pregnant. 684 00:35:06,484 --> 00:35:08,555 So, what's the problem with that? 685 00:35:08,884 --> 00:35:12,991 - Congratulations! You'll be a father soon. - Son of fifty condoms! 686 00:35:13,484 --> 00:35:15,760 Bro, it's not a good joke! 687 00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:16,994 Beer! 688 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,223 I've already prepared you this. 689 00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:27,261 Bro, she's bluffing! 690 00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:29,723 I know Yvonne! You know her too! 691 00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:31,416 She's having her screw loose! 692 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:33,294 It's not the screw you've gotten loose though! 693 00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:35,226 Is that a manly thing to do?! 694 00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:36,691 What? To knock up women? 695 00:35:37,584 --> 00:35:38,289 Of course! 696 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:38,783 Isn't it?! 697 00:35:38,784 --> 00:35:41,628 No! I mean, what you did to Yvonne! 698 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:43,821 You're not serious with her but you still did it! 699 00:35:43,984 --> 00:35:45,486 There! She looks determine! 700 00:35:45,684 --> 00:35:48,460 She's been shouting you have to marry her! 701 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:50,527 You're crazy! That won't happen! 702 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,060 I'm allergic with weddings! 703 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,357 Get used to it! 704 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:55,487 Daddy 705 00:35:59,484 --> 00:36:02,090 Mr. Bull's Eye! You're here! I'm going out. 706 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,820 I'm volunteering to be your escort. 707 00:36:03,984 --> 00:36:07,796 For this day, this month or until the end of the world if you'd like that. 708 00:36:07,950 --> 00:36:09,395 I'd rather ride a pedicab. 709 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,286 My motorcycle is in the garage. 710 00:36:11,450 --> 00:36:13,123 But my car is only outside. 711 00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:14,816 Peace? 712 00:36:14,817 --> 00:36:16,319 I'm not saying anything yet. 713 00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:18,657 Wait, let me carry your bag. 714 00:36:20,117 --> 00:36:21,316 Suits you! 715 00:36:21,317 --> 00:36:25,697 Why don't you carry Tabeta Joe as well? 716 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,191 She's quite heavy right? Because she went through nervous eating last night. 717 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:31,727 So, are we okay? 718 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,453 I'm not saying anything yet. 719 00:36:34,784 --> 00:36:35,922 Okay- 720 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:40,558 A nanny? 721 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:42,695 Nanny for a day! 722 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,693 Oh My! This is exactly what ate Jane wants! This is it! 723 00:36:46,883 --> 00:36:48,590 She wants to remodel this. 724 00:36:48,884 --> 00:36:50,192 - So beautiful! - So beautiful! 725 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:53,261 What's this? New old or an old new? 726 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:58,824 - Miss, can you have it delivered today? - Yes. 727 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,453 Okay, I'm going to use credit card. 728 00:37:03,584 --> 00:37:04,494 Come on. 729 00:37:05,717 --> 00:37:07,754 We're like riding on a luxury liner. 730 00:37:08,317 --> 00:37:11,196 Is this a luxury liner for you? Full of bumps and grinds. 731 00:37:11,517 --> 00:37:12,928 That's what you're into, right? 732 00:37:13,084 --> 00:37:13,892 That's delicious! 733 00:37:14,584 --> 00:37:15,494 As long as it's dark. 734 00:37:15,717 --> 00:37:17,196 You can't have everything. 735 00:37:17,517 --> 00:37:20,191 Well, I don't want everything in life. 736 00:37:20,517 --> 00:37:22,861 I just want an honest to goodness date with you. 737 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,956 You're faster than this truck, huh? 738 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:29,461 This truck runs 50 miles per hour. Well, that's dangerous. 739 00:37:29,617 --> 00:37:32,120 They say if you're too fast, you might crash. 740 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:34,854 If I'm going to crash to a beautiful thing, why not? 741 00:37:35,084 --> 00:37:38,258 - You're being arrogant. - No, I'm getting very hot. 742 00:37:45,217 --> 00:37:45,854 Hi! 743 00:37:47,384 --> 00:37:48,761 Wait, Sylvia! Where are you taking me? 744 00:37:48,884 --> 00:37:50,488 Mom and Dad are in Cebu, 745 00:37:50,783 --> 00:37:52,883 I asked the maids to go to the supermarket, 746 00:37:52,884 --> 00:37:56,627 and I asked them to sleep there for three days! 747 00:37:56,950 --> 00:37:58,520 The security guard agreed? 748 00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:00,449 It's just you and me here, Jerry! 749 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:03,795 You're so handsome and yet you're such a wuss! 750 00:38:04,584 --> 00:38:06,359 - Come one! - Wait! Sylvia! 751 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:07,790 You're a decent Filipina! 752 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,020 Hurry! 753 00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:12,790 You know I studied in New York! -You should've studied in New York, Cubao instead! 754 00:38:15,050 --> 00:38:16,085 'YES! 'Sylvia! 755 00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:19,159 - Just relax Jerry. - Wait... 756 00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:21,260 - This is it! - How can I relax 757 00:38:21,417 --> 00:38:22,555 if you're taking my clothes off! 758 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,094 Let's go here! 759 00:38:27,617 --> 00:38:28,687 Wait. 760 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,058 - I'm just following my instincts, Jerry! - Can I also follow my instincts? 761 00:38:33,284 --> 00:38:35,127 - What?! - Can I stand up? 762 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,529 Just relax, okay? 763 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,024 Wait, wait, Sylvia! 764 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,583 Don't get too harsh! We can talk about this. You know I'm kind! 765 00:38:42,584 --> 00:38:43,824 What exactly do you want?! 766 00:38:46,317 --> 00:38:48,092 A kiss. 767 00:38:52,184 --> 00:38:54,630 - What was that?! I'm not your sister! - I know! 768 00:38:56,817 --> 00:39:01,698 I want a mind-blowing kiss! 769 00:39:09,383 --> 00:39:10,885 Luckily, she's not my sister. 770 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,457 Why are you always giving Manny a hard time? 771 00:39:19,984 --> 00:39:24,091 Don't mind him. He's too confident with his looks. 772 00:39:24,184 --> 00:39:28,257 What an unusual tactics! Playing hard to get. 773 00:39:28,984 --> 00:39:32,227 Take it easy. He might suddenly disappear. 774 00:39:33,617 --> 00:39:36,757 I've got a hold on his throat and he don't know it. 775 00:39:37,350 --> 00:39:38,328 Did you find it? 776 00:39:40,450 --> 00:39:42,157 Will you call him now? It's embarrassing. 777 00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:45,091 Embarrassing? They're the ones who insisted to come! 778 00:39:45,284 --> 00:39:46,354 Don't mind them. 779 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:48,493 Hello! 780 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:52,021 Manny, you guys still need to buy something, right? 781 00:39:52,317 --> 00:39:53,261 Yes. 782 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,353 Okay, go ahead because this will take time. 783 00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:57,460 Okay- 784 00:39:57,950 --> 00:39:58,985 Thank you! 785 00:40:00,150 --> 00:40:01,356 Oh, my bag- 786 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,589 Sorry. 787 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,397 Come on. Just because you know it suits you, you tend to own it. 788 00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:17,591 What kind of toy are you exactly looking for? 789 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,491 Avengers jigsaw puzzle! 790 00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:22,358 There's a lot of Avengers stuff inside! 791 00:40:22,883 --> 00:40:24,954 But there's no jigsaw puzzle! 792 00:40:35,117 --> 00:40:36,187 Manny?! 793 00:40:38,817 --> 00:40:39,591 Manny? 794 00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:41,225 Manny! 795 00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:42,585 Run! 796 00:40:43,884 --> 00:40:46,125 - You asshole! - Faster! 797 00:40:46,384 --> 00:40:47,988 I've been looking for you! 798 00:40:48,517 --> 00:40:50,258 Didn't expect to see you here! 799 00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:52,159 - Kuya, wait for me. - Manny! 800 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,627 Ate, wait for me. Can you hold this? 801 00:40:57,983 --> 00:41:01,123 - Kuya, wait for me! Ouch! Ouch! - Faster, faster! 802 00:41:03,017 --> 00:41:04,052 Manny? 803 00:41:04,217 --> 00:41:05,696 He's such an asshole! 804 00:41:05,983 --> 00:41:06,961 Manuel?! 805 00:41:07,650 --> 00:41:08,754 Manny?! 806 00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:11,190 Manny?! 807 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:12,888 Manuel?! 808 00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:14,328 Manuel! 809 00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:16,358 - Ouch! - Sorry. 810 00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:19,690 Next time, watch my way! 811 00:41:20,117 --> 00:41:21,562 You're such a snob! 812 00:41:21,784 --> 00:41:25,129 Why would I be nice to you?! I don't even know you! Whatever! 813 00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:27,260 So are you! 814 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:32,249 - Where? Where? - There! There! 815 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,093 Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! 816 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,251 Manuel! 817 00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:37,021 Manuel! 818 00:41:37,584 --> 00:41:39,029 Where the hell are you?! 819 00:41:39,284 --> 00:41:40,983 Once I see you, I will definitely kill you! 820 00:41:40,984 --> 00:41:43,658 I'll assure you even your mom won't ever recognize you! 821 00:41:44,483 --> 00:41:45,655 Manuel! 822 00:41:46,183 --> 00:41:47,355 Manuel! 823 00:41:48,217 --> 00:41:49,491 - Manuel! - Hurry! Hurry! 824 00:41:50,350 --> 00:41:51,522 - Manuel! - Hurry! 825 00:41:53,017 --> 00:41:54,553 I thought you're already a grown up. 826 00:41:54,817 --> 00:41:56,524 And yet that's your ambition. 827 00:41:57,684 --> 00:42:02,064 My ambition is to be a chickboy, just like kuya Manny! 828 00:42:03,817 --> 00:42:07,594 Before you become a chickboy, open the door first. Maybe it's one of your chicks. 829 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:15,990 Good evening. 830 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,628 Kuya Jerry, you have a visitor! 831 00:42:18,817 --> 00:42:21,923 - How did you know? - Because she's old! 832 00:42:22,917 --> 00:42:26,228 Silly boy! That's what you get from Manny. 833 00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:27,426 Hey! 834 00:42:28,017 --> 00:42:29,394 Hello! 835 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:31,325 Marian! What a pleasant surprise! 836 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,416 Sorry about my brother. He's really kind of weird. 837 00:42:34,417 --> 00:42:35,589 He's not used to beautiful ladies. 838 00:42:35,717 --> 00:42:39,927 That's fine. I'm also fond of kids especially the quiet ones. 839 00:42:40,217 --> 00:42:41,696 Dennis, say hello to Marian. 840 00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,562 Hello, granny! 841 00:42:43,984 --> 00:42:45,156 Cute kid! 842 00:42:45,384 --> 00:42:47,125 Go upstairs and watch Ben Ten. 843 00:42:47,384 --> 00:42:49,816 - It's not up yetl. - Bugs Bunny, Scooby D00! 844 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:50,549 I don't like those! 845 00:42:50,550 --> 00:42:53,861 Phineas and Ferb is on Disney Channel. Go! Jump! 846 00:42:54,050 --> 00:42:55,757 - Go ahead! Scoot! Scoot! Scoot! - Alright! 847 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,922 Is this the job? 848 00:43:00,784 --> 00:43:02,882 Where did you find this? At the city hall's garage? 849 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:06,262 I'm wondering myself. I've come to compile too many trash already. 850 00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:10,121 The legacy of five years of research and studies of sex. 851 00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:13,716 - So this is your place! How charming! - Thank you. 852 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:18,249 Do you live here with somebody besides Dennis, the menace? 853 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:20,196 Yes. I have a ﬂatmate. 854 00:43:20,717 --> 00:43:22,594 - Why don't you sit down? - May I? 855 00:43:22,984 --> 00:43:24,190 Thank you. 856 00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:28,194 I have a flatmate but he's not here. He's rolling out. 857 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:32,359 What I meant was he's looking for something to work on! 858 00:43:33,417 --> 00:43:34,760 I mean work. 859 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,183 Can I offer you something to drink? 860 00:43:37,184 --> 00:43:38,959 Iced tea, sofdrinks perhaps 861 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:43,055 They say softdrinks damage teeth. 862 00:43:44,150 --> 00:43:46,883 Double brandy's fine. It even gives you confidence! 863 00:43:46,884 --> 00:43:48,488 Do you still need that? 864 00:43:49,150 --> 00:43:50,151 A double brandy? 865 00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:51,692 0h yeah! 866 00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:53,055 And confidence? 867 00:43:53,517 --> 00:43:54,518 Oh yes. 868 00:43:54,984 --> 00:43:57,464 You know, when you reach a certain age, 869 00:43:57,650 --> 00:43:59,323 you badly need it! 870 00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:03,528 Thank you. 871 00:44:05,217 --> 00:44:06,525 You're not in your 30's yet? 872 00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:09,258 Thank you. 873 00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:11,993 Actually, a little higher than that. 874 00:44:12,584 --> 00:44:14,257 That's not important anyway. 875 00:44:14,484 --> 00:44:16,657 A person's age is never important. 876 00:44:16,984 --> 00:44:19,021 A person's age isn't important. 877 00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,628 What's important is the character, 878 00:44:21,817 --> 00:44:24,593 personality, vibes, as they say, 879 00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:27,257 aura, so to speak. 880 00:44:27,784 --> 00:44:32,062 Like you! You're young but you look mature and responsible. 881 00:44:32,850 --> 00:44:36,195 As for me, biologically, I'm thirty three. 882 00:44:36,784 --> 00:44:38,354 Intellectually, I'm sixty. 883 00:44:38,617 --> 00:44:40,255 And I hope I look eighteen. 884 00:44:40,684 --> 00:44:42,095 You look eighteen! 885 00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:43,693 Sixteen even! 886 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,661 I don't think so. No one would believe that. 887 00:44:49,284 --> 00:44:51,127 Oh, what a charming man! 888 00:44:51,484 --> 00:44:53,157 Anyway, to go on, 889 00:44:53,450 --> 00:44:56,988 they say youth are being wasted among the young. 890 00:44:57,517 --> 00:45:00,293 I think the perfect combination of personality is 891 00:45:00,517 --> 00:45:03,498 intellectually matured with a youthful image. 892 00:45:03,684 --> 00:45:04,924 Yes? 893 00:45:05,117 --> 00:45:05,925 Just like you? 894 00:45:07,050 --> 00:45:08,085 Thank you. 895 00:45:08,217 --> 00:45:12,256 Oh My God. I've been yakking here by myself! Let's talk about you now. 896 00:45:12,684 --> 00:45:14,755 What do you think of my position? 897 00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:18,031 Oh! I mean, my opinion. 898 00:45:18,584 --> 00:45:21,190 Oh I respect your opinion. 899 00:45:21,684 --> 00:45:24,062 And I love your position. 900 00:45:25,283 --> 00:45:27,388 Is this normal in this house? 901 00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:30,460 Flattery. Flattery. Flattery. 902 00:45:31,084 --> 00:45:34,531 Don't spoil me. I might get used to it and seek out for it. 903 00:45:34,917 --> 00:45:38,831 Well, it's not only about flattery, ﬂattery, ﬂattery, 904 00:45:39,217 --> 00:45:42,664 but truth, truth, truth. 905 00:45:43,717 --> 00:45:45,492 Oh, you guys! 906 00:45:45,717 --> 00:45:48,721 When you see women, you tend to sweet-talk them. 907 00:45:49,017 --> 00:45:51,190 Until, the woman falls in love 908 00:45:51,717 --> 00:45:54,721 it just has something to do with the male egg. 909 00:45:55,017 --> 00:45:57,816 Oh! I mean the male ego! 910 00:45:57,817 --> 00:46:01,060 And when the woman falls, what's the first thing you do? 911 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,364 Leave her and look for someone else. 912 00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:05,893 You always seek new conquest. 913 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:09,716 Otherwise, you feel like you're not a real man. 914 00:46:09,717 --> 00:46:11,993 - Not all of us. - All of you! 915 00:46:12,050 --> 00:46:14,049 I studied that from my research. 916 00:46:14,050 --> 00:46:16,030 And women feel challenged. 917 00:46:16,217 --> 00:46:18,959 When she gets hold of a guy, she'll never let him get away. 918 00:46:19,384 --> 00:46:20,624 That's why I choose to be different! 919 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:23,056 You like me now, I like you now, fine! 920 00:46:23,384 --> 00:46:26,593 You don't like me tomorrow, I don't like you tomorrow, fine! 921 00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:30,124 Why let two rocks hit each other when they're bound to scratch themselves? 922 00:46:30,617 --> 00:46:31,493 What's the reason? 923 00:46:31,684 --> 00:46:32,685 Yeah, what's the reason? 924 00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:33,721 Anyway. 925 00:46:34,017 --> 00:46:35,189 Back to my research. 926 00:46:35,683 --> 00:46:38,664 The theme I would like for the artwork is something like this. 927 00:46:39,450 --> 00:46:42,090 The book is about survey and sex, right? 928 00:46:42,317 --> 00:46:44,160 The sexual habits of the Filipinos. 929 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:47,724 But I don't want a sexy design. 930 00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:49,590 I only want it tantalizing. 931 00:46:50,917 --> 00:46:51,827 Like you? 932 00:46:53,017 --> 00:46:54,121 Thank you. 933 00:46:57,784 --> 00:46:59,354 Don't push yourselves! 934 00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:01,724 Stop it! 935 00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:08,983 Okay! This is what happened. 936 00:47:08,984 --> 00:47:11,983 Dennis, the kid, took a jigsaw puzzle, 937 00:47:11,984 --> 00:47:14,726 forgive him because he's somewhat a kleptomaniac. 938 00:47:14,950 --> 00:47:17,716 Security guards went after him. He was brought to the manager's office. 939 00:47:17,717 --> 00:47:20,698 I talked to him. And when we went out, you guys are gone. 940 00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:22,987 You really had to use the kid, huh. 941 00:47:23,117 --> 00:47:24,721 And you turned him into a kleptomaniac! 942 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,049 Please! When will you ever tell the truth! 943 00:47:27,050 --> 00:47:28,116 I'm telling the truth! 944 00:47:28,117 --> 00:47:30,149 You're telling the truth?! I was there! 945 00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:32,391 I saw you running and hiding 946 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,329 when you saw me saw you with someone else! 947 00:47:35,550 --> 00:47:37,723 And don't dare tell me you were with Dennis! 948 00:47:38,017 --> 00:47:40,749 You were with another girl when you saw me saw you! 949 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:42,696 - It's crazy! - So crazy! 950 00:47:44,050 --> 00:47:45,859 That's the reason why I don't tell the truth. 951 00:47:46,717 --> 00:47:49,561 I don't have time for people who don't tell the truth. 952 00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:50,492 Even good looking ones? 953 00:47:50,817 --> 00:47:53,516 Don't you have other investment other than your good looks? 954 00:47:53,517 --> 00:47:54,825 That's why I don't tell the truth! 955 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:56,156 Because I'll get in trouble. 956 00:47:56,584 --> 00:47:59,258 Why would I let myself in a situation where I'd get in trouble 957 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:00,395 if I can slip myself through it? 958 00:48:00,550 --> 00:48:02,359 - You can't slip through anything all the time! - Oh? 959 00:48:02,517 --> 00:48:03,757 What do you mean 'Oh'? 960 00:48:03,917 --> 00:48:05,294 Nothing. Just oh. 961 00:48:05,784 --> 00:48:09,459 You know what? If you get through other girls with your charms and sparkle, 962 00:48:09,617 --> 00:48:11,096 -for me, never. - See? 963 00:48:11,484 --> 00:48:13,122 You're not telling the truth anymore. 964 00:48:13,550 --> 00:48:14,221 I beg your pardon. 965 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,949 Admit it! When you see me, your knees are trembling! 966 00:48:17,950 --> 00:48:20,726 Oh! When I see you, I want to go back to convent! 967 00:48:20,784 --> 00:48:23,424 But you can't resist me because I'm irresistible. 968 00:48:23,617 --> 00:48:25,096 Your arrogance has no fund! 969 00:48:25,284 --> 00:48:27,127 But this. 970 00:48:28,350 --> 00:48:32,162 You know, you talk like you're the only one who has good looks! 971 00:48:33,117 --> 00:48:34,027 I'm also pretty! 972 00:48:35,317 --> 00:48:39,959 But I don't use my beauty to take advantage of people! 973 00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:43,197 As for you, overused. 974 00:48:43,450 --> 00:48:45,589 A child of God! 975 00:48:46,050 --> 00:48:47,893 Mr. Roxas, when will you ever change? 976 00:48:53,384 --> 00:48:54,658 Why are you girls like that? 977 00:48:55,117 --> 00:48:57,358 When you like a guy, you want to trap him. 978 00:48:57,584 --> 00:48:59,723 The first thing you want to do is change him. 979 00:48:59,984 --> 00:49:02,828 If you want to change the guy, why did you come to like him in the first place? 980 00:49:03,184 --> 00:49:04,788 It doesn't make sense, does it? 981 00:49:05,017 --> 00:49:06,690 If you like a person, you like him for the way he is. 982 00:49:06,817 --> 00:49:08,353 Not for the person he's going to become! 983 00:49:08,617 --> 00:49:11,120 Women have become like this because of guys like you! 984 00:49:11,484 --> 00:49:14,795 Because you guys are sweet-talkers of the first order! 985 00:49:14,984 --> 00:49:16,520 You're only like that in the beginning! 986 00:49:16,817 --> 00:49:19,559 You're respectful, gentleman, 987 00:49:19,917 --> 00:49:22,693 kind, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 988 00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:24,952 And when you finally got the girl, 989 00:49:25,217 --> 00:49:27,925 you suddenly change. You tend to forget your responsibility! 990 00:49:28,117 --> 00:49:29,721 Play around left and right! 991 00:49:29,817 --> 00:49:32,749 You text whoever you want! Make friends on Facebook! 992 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:35,993 Following people on Twitter! What do you really want?! 993 00:49:36,184 --> 00:49:38,528 For keeps? Or maybe for keps (slang term for female genitalia)! 994 00:49:39,117 --> 00:49:42,564 - Do you want to drink? - Okay. I've been yakking here. 995 00:49:42,617 --> 00:49:43,687 I'll just get dressed. 996 00:49:53,484 --> 00:49:54,929 Come here. 997 00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:57,419 - Wait. Wait! - Hey. 998 00:49:57,883 --> 00:50:02,491 - You're crossing the boundary! - Come on. I haven't reached it yet. 999 00:50:03,117 --> 00:50:04,960 Hey! Hey! What are you doing?! 1000 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:06,683 That's land grabbing! 1001 00:50:06,684 --> 00:50:09,187 Call it land grabbing if you have a title in your hand! Do you have a title?! 1002 00:50:09,650 --> 00:50:12,426 And if I show you that, you might grab it! 1003 00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:18,228 Really? Grabbing?! Have you mistaken my body to a map?! 1004 00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:20,894 Just close your eyes so you'll feel relaxed. 1005 00:50:23,117 --> 00:50:26,564 If I'm going to close my eyes, Manny. I will close it all! 1006 00:50:27,017 --> 00:50:29,588 Fine! Close your eyes! But your mouth as well! 1007 00:50:30,784 --> 00:50:36,598 Wait! You know what? I came here with you because you told me "Let's have a drink“, 1008 00:50:37,184 --> 00:50:42,065 I didn't realize that we're going to park here and tum my own body as your snack! 1009 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,160 I'm done with this! 1010 00:50:43,884 --> 00:50:45,625 I feel like I'm hanging from Jones Bridge! 1011 00:50:46,517 --> 00:50:48,049 I'm not that kind of girl. 1012 00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:50,929 - I'm not that kind of guy too! - So what are you?! 1013 00:50:51,450 --> 00:50:54,954 This kind of guy who never gets dumped by a kind of girl like you! 1014 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:58,390 It's because you're too fast on ﬂirting, scoring and hiding! 1015 00:50:58,584 --> 00:51:00,154 Especially running! 1016 00:51:00,650 --> 00:51:02,789 I witnessed that from the department store, remember? 1017 00:51:03,284 --> 00:51:04,058 It's Yvonne! 1018 00:51:04,550 --> 00:51:07,531 - You know, that's called jealousy! Jealousy! - Really? 1019 00:51:08,684 --> 00:51:10,129 The reason I'm hiding from her is 1020 00:51:10,417 --> 00:51:13,883 because she's the kind of girl you'll wink at then would want you to go with her at the altar! 1021 00:51:13,884 --> 00:51:15,830 - So what's wrong with that?! - Nothing! 1022 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:20,995 But I think it's better if a guy and girl get to know each other first. 1023 00:51:21,650 --> 00:51:22,651 Just like us! 1024 00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:24,857 That's why I like you. 1025 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:34,120 Fine. 1026 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,287 Forward, you go. 1027 00:51:53,550 --> 00:51:56,326 There's a new hotel opening soon in Bora and guess what?! 1028 00:51:57,017 --> 00:51:59,827 Ate Jane got the contract to provide the furniture. 1029 00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:02,127 Classy! Bora, huh. 1030 00:52:02,184 --> 00:52:06,758 But since it's ate Jane's 9th month now, she'll send me instead to survey the place. 1031 00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:10,630 Jerry has an assignment there. Maybe I could go with him. 1032 00:52:10,717 --> 00:52:12,162 So we'll meet there. 1033 00:52:12,817 --> 00:52:14,922 Fine. Don't invite me! 1034 00:52:15,117 --> 00:52:16,926 Me too. Just forget about me. 1035 00:52:17,317 --> 00:52:18,887 Come on, guys! Let's all go! 1036 00:52:19,684 --> 00:52:20,719 - Let's go! - When is it? 1037 00:52:20,917 --> 00:52:21,657 Next week. 1038 00:52:22,117 --> 00:52:23,416 - I can't go. - Me too. I can't. 1039 00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:24,555 I can't understand you, guys! 1040 00:52:25,650 --> 00:52:26,788 You're the one I can't understand, Manny! 1041 00:52:27,284 --> 00:52:28,763 And who's the woman?! 1042 00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:31,829 - My mother. - Asshole! 1043 00:52:32,017 --> 00:52:35,089 - And her?! - My sister! What are you making a scene here?! 1044 00:52:35,484 --> 00:52:36,554 Mario, talk to her! 1045 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,354 - Yvonne, Mario. Mario, Yvonne! - Manuel! 1046 00:52:39,117 --> 00:52:41,927 I'm pregnant! Do you expect me to be prim and proper?! 1047 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,628 - Oh wait. Wait a minute. - I knew it! 1048 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,261 - Wait. Rina, wait! - Don't follow me! 1049 00:52:47,450 --> 00:52:49,487 - Sit. Have a seat. - Rina, wait! 1050 00:52:49,984 --> 00:52:52,016 - Wait! Wait! Please! - I know what you're going to tell me! 1051 00:52:52,017 --> 00:52:53,894 So don't tell me what you're going to tell me! 1052 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:56,216 My God! It's already 2013 and yet I'm still so stupid! 1053 00:52:56,217 --> 00:52:58,788 Will you leave my alone, Manny! Do you need a TRO?! 1054 00:52:58,850 --> 00:53:01,057 Don't be impulsive! Don't be too hasty! 1055 00:53:01,450 --> 00:53:03,054 Nice! There's translation! 1056 00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:04,493 That girl is crazy! 1057 00:53:04,684 --> 00:53:06,027 She's getting out of her mind! 1058 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:09,823 Why would you trust a woman's testimony who has no credibility?! 1059 00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:12,723 Rina, I'm not into those kind of girls! 1060 00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,756 Please. Be reasonable. 1061 00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:16,520 Don't ever follow me to Bora! 1062 00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,655 Or else I'll bury you alive in the sand! 1063 00:53:18,850 --> 00:53:20,352 There are lots of good restaurants out there! 1064 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:22,294 There's Indian, Italian, Greek. 1065 00:53:22,517 --> 00:53:24,690 Have you tried the gelato place in station one? 1066 00:53:24,817 --> 00:53:27,764 I know what you're doing! You're starting a fake conversation! 1067 00:53:28,017 --> 00:53:29,291 You're caught, Manny! 1068 00:53:29,650 --> 00:53:30,924 You're guilty! 1069 00:53:31,050 --> 00:53:34,793 Why would you let a crazy woman destroy our beautiful relationship?! 1070 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:38,360 A relationship that we built, raise, expanded, taken care oﬂ 1071 00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:40,425 In just a snap, all that are gone?! 1072 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,355 Rina, please. Think about it! 1073 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:43,749 You know what I think? 1074 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:46,253 I think I will stop thinking now! 1075 00:53:46,450 --> 00:53:47,360 Goodbye! 1076 00:53:48,717 --> 00:53:50,094 Rina, wait! 1077 00:54:24,517 --> 00:54:25,894 - Miss. - Good morning, sir! 1078 00:54:27,217 --> 00:54:29,959 - Is Ms. Rina Lazatin here? - Rina Lazatin. 1079 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:31,492 Maybe I can call her. 1080 00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:34,587 I'm sorry, sir, but she left an hour ago. 1081 00:54:35,650 --> 00:54:37,027 Do you know her room number? 1082 00:54:37,383 --> 00:54:40,956 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't give that out without our guest's permission. 1083 00:54:42,717 --> 00:54:44,924 - Thank you, Ms. Lazatin. - Thank you, sir. Thank you. 1084 00:54:45,084 --> 00:54:46,716 It's nice having business with you. 1085 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:48,287 My sister will be very happy. 1086 00:54:48,350 --> 00:54:49,829 - It's been my pleasure. - Thank you. 1087 00:54:52,317 --> 00:54:55,321 Hello, ate. Yes, they already confirmed their order. 1088 00:54:55,617 --> 00:54:58,063 Yes. They want remodeled retro chairs. 1089 00:54:58,283 --> 00:55:01,492 Yes. They want that kind of look. The hipster kind of thing. 1090 00:55:01,883 --> 00:55:04,921 Yes. Trendy, pretentious! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1091 00:55:05,117 --> 00:55:07,825 Yes! They ordered a lot! I'm so happy! 1092 00:55:09,284 --> 00:55:10,661 Good morning! 1093 00:55:10,784 --> 00:55:12,388 - Hi! - Greetings! 1094 00:55:12,783 --> 00:55:14,694 And welcome to Boracay. 1095 00:55:15,284 --> 00:55:18,322 Manuel Roxas, the playboy who always gets a bull's eye! 1096 00:55:18,484 --> 00:55:20,430 Rina Lazatin, the girl who's a rock! 1097 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,927 - The Philippines is so big! - Nothing's big enough for true love! 1098 00:55:24,117 --> 00:55:26,495 - There's lots of girls out - - As far as Aklan! 1099 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:30,427 As far as Tawi-tawi, as far as Spratleys, I will follow you if that's what it takes! 1100 00:55:30,550 --> 00:55:33,283 Why do you have to act like a pest to a woman who doesn't have time for this? 1101 00:55:33,284 --> 00:55:34,786 So that's what love is called now? 1102 00:55:34,950 --> 00:55:36,896 - A pest? - A pest because it's annoying! 1103 00:55:36,984 --> 00:55:38,258 Annoying because he can't get over. 1104 00:55:38,517 --> 00:55:39,791 He can't get over because he got dumped. 1105 00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:42,729 Are you sure he's dumped? I don't think we understand each other. 1106 00:55:43,150 --> 00:55:45,630 We will understand each other! I don't have time. 1107 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:48,060 Tune. Time is not what you need. 1108 00:55:48,284 --> 00:55:51,128 A chance. A chance to explain! 1109 00:55:51,383 --> 00:55:53,192 A chance for me! 1110 00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:56,127 A chance to show you that what you see is just an image. 1111 00:55:56,317 --> 00:55:57,249 For press release. 1112 00:55:57,250 --> 00:56:00,720 Come on, ma'am. Give him a chance. He speaks so beautifully! 1113 00:56:01,017 --> 00:56:03,019 He speaks beautifully because he practices a lot. 1114 00:56:03,150 --> 00:56:06,825 Let's hold hands while walking in sunset. 1115 00:56:28,584 --> 00:56:30,257 - Jerry! - Marian! 1116 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:31,655 Jerry! Jerry! 1117 00:56:31,917 --> 00:56:34,158 - Marian! Marian! - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 1118 00:56:34,784 --> 00:56:35,728 Ma -- 1119 00:56:36,183 --> 00:56:38,288 Marian! Marian! Marian! 1120 00:56:46,284 --> 00:56:48,025 Wait. I'll take a picture of you, Marian. 1121 00:56:48,284 --> 00:56:50,127 There you go. There you go. Okay. Okay. 1122 00:56:50,384 --> 00:56:51,488 Okay- 1123 00:56:54,650 --> 00:56:55,958 Nice! 1124 00:57:01,717 --> 00:57:05,749 The truth is you're grudging over the fact that nothing has happened between us yet 1125 00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:07,991 which you've been wanting to brag about to your friends. 1126 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,816 You have no bragging rights yet! 1127 00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:15,631 You're adamant that we should get back together that's why you follow me around! 1128 00:57:15,817 --> 00:57:18,889 You know what? You're much clingier than my own shadow! 1129 00:57:19,417 --> 00:57:21,590 I've been following you because I've already fallen. 1130 00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:23,691 I've fallen. 1131 00:57:24,517 --> 00:57:26,724 It's hard when you're hanging in the middle. 1132 00:57:27,817 --> 00:57:31,822 That's why guys like me, we tend to look around until we find somebody. 1133 00:57:32,150 --> 00:57:35,597 Because this kind of situation is for lifetime. 1134 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,593 The reason why we've been testing 1135 00:57:39,350 --> 00:57:40,988 until we find the one. 1136 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:44,162 That's really nice. What chapter is that? 1137 00:57:45,050 --> 00:57:48,691 The next chapter. 1138 00:58:18,017 --> 00:58:19,257 Picture! 1139 00:58:29,483 --> 00:58:31,224 Okay. Ready! 1140 00:58:34,084 --> 00:58:36,621 Here we go! Here we go! 1141 00:58:40,884 --> 00:58:42,864 Everything will be okay! I'm here! 1142 00:59:01,717 --> 00:59:03,526 Picture. Picture. 1143 00:59:40,717 --> 00:59:42,958 Jerry. I want that. Buy me one of those. 1144 00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:46,358 - How much is that? -It's very cheap, sir. Buy some. 1145 00:59:48,617 --> 00:59:50,816 - Sir, can we take that seat at the far end? - Yes. 1146 00:59:50,817 --> 00:59:52,194 Okay. Let's go. 1147 00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:54,688 This way, sir. 1148 01:00:01,084 --> 01:00:02,256 Let's sit here. 1149 01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:04,121 Okay- 1150 01:00:08,917 --> 01:00:10,089 Thank you. 1151 01:00:13,617 --> 01:00:16,496 Why a corner table? Are we hiding? 1152 01:00:17,150 --> 01:00:18,094 What? 1153 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:21,394 No. I just want a quiet comer. 1154 01:00:22,184 --> 01:00:23,857 Let's talk about our work first. 1155 01:00:24,217 --> 01:00:27,221 Plus the fact that, I don't want to share you to the whole of Boracay. 1156 01:00:29,217 --> 01:00:30,252 How sweet! 1157 01:00:30,350 --> 01:00:33,583 As for me, I want to show you to the whole wide world! 1158 01:00:33,584 --> 01:00:34,756 Oh, no! 1159 01:00:35,150 --> 01:00:36,185 What? 1160 01:00:36,684 --> 01:00:39,961 I mean, let's talk about our work first. 1161 01:00:52,417 --> 01:00:58,834 Why don't we take a picture of you then your book's artwork will be based upon your picture. 1162 01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:01,960 Do we have to talk about that now? 1163 01:01:03,017 --> 01:01:03,893 Why? 1164 01:01:05,817 --> 01:01:07,660 You're so handsome! 1165 01:01:13,517 --> 01:01:17,897 Why don't you have some Mojito first so that -- 1166 01:01:19,617 --> 01:01:22,564 Waiter! Do you have an aircon somewhere? 1167 01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,123 It's so hot. 1168 01:01:31,517 --> 01:01:32,621 Thank you. 1169 01:01:34,550 --> 01:01:35,824 Jerry? 1170 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,020 Nothing. I just saw something. 1171 01:01:38,350 --> 01:01:41,854 Where? What is it? You said, you saw something. Where is it?! 1172 01:01:42,584 --> 01:01:46,862 On the salad! I ordered Caesar salad but they gave us a different one. 1173 01:01:47,217 --> 01:01:49,561 - We could just order from the room service instead! - What? Why?! 1174 01:01:50,217 --> 01:01:52,390 So we'll have more privacy! 1175 01:01:52,783 --> 01:01:54,785 You're thinking about something. That's yummy! 1176 01:01:55,084 --> 01:01:55,960 Is that bad? 1177 01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:58,695 Yummy because it's bad! 1178 01:01:58,917 --> 01:01:59,657 What do you think? 1179 01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:01,661 Let's go! 1180 01:02:02,050 --> 01:02:03,757 Oh, my has! 1181 01:02:06,884 --> 01:02:07,988 Let's go! 1182 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:11,428 That's Jerry, right? 1183 01:02:11,884 --> 01:02:14,262 Yes, that's him, Jerry! 1184 01:02:14,584 --> 01:02:15,426 Who is that? 1185 01:02:15,717 --> 01:02:17,355 Is he with his mom? 1186 01:02:17,617 --> 01:02:18,687 No. 1187 01:02:19,184 --> 01:02:21,164 I know his mom's in Cavite. 1188 01:02:22,050 --> 01:02:23,552 She's growing her pineapples. 1189 01:02:36,617 --> 01:02:39,097 Does it feel good to have full tank? 1190 01:02:46,117 --> 01:02:47,494 Delicious. 1191 01:02:49,584 --> 01:02:50,654 Amazing. 1192 01:02:52,483 --> 01:02:54,019 Tasty. 1193 01:02:55,683 --> 01:02:57,492 It's everything! 1194 01:03:00,650 --> 01:03:03,631 You know, I think it's still the best beauty secret in the world! 1195 01:03:05,050 --> 01:03:09,260 I'm 32 but I feel like I'm 22! 1196 01:03:09,550 --> 01:03:12,622 I want to run wild! You know I'm conservative. 1197 01:03:12,783 --> 01:03:17,664 But now, I want to run from Station 1 to Station 4 only wearing this blanket. 1198 01:03:18,217 --> 01:03:20,322 I want to catch dragonﬂies! 1199 01:03:20,517 --> 01:03:23,828 Buy balloons and pop it in the middle of a fish market! 1200 01:03:25,450 --> 01:03:29,956 Ride the banana boat and go parasailing only wearing a smile! 1201 01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:35,258 Or hang out in a club and rock! 1202 01:03:44,684 --> 01:03:46,686 There's a problem in the office. Martin texted. 1203 01:03:46,850 --> 01:03:50,127 I told him I need an extension for my vacation. 1204 01:03:51,684 --> 01:03:53,664 Maybe you have your schedule filled up! 1205 01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:55,520 I've made up my mind. 1206 01:03:55,684 --> 01:03:59,359 As I said, I need time for myself. 1207 01:04:08,017 --> 01:04:09,155 What, Jerry? 1208 01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:17,096 I'll just get something from the cottage. I left something. I'll be right back. 1209 01:04:17,450 --> 01:04:18,793 - I'll go with you! - No! No! No! 1210 01:04:19,084 --> 01:04:20,324 Wait here. I'll be quick. 1211 01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:32,360 Sylvia! 1212 01:04:32,817 --> 01:04:34,023 Jerry! 1213 01:04:34,584 --> 01:04:37,121 What are you doing here? 1214 01:04:37,650 --> 01:04:40,187 Nothing. Just acting sad. 1215 01:04:40,284 --> 01:04:42,195 You're taking too long to get back. 1216 01:04:42,650 --> 01:04:44,561 How did you know that I'm here? 1217 01:04:44,784 --> 01:04:46,889 From Mario. He told me that you're here in Boracay. 1218 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:51,658 And I said, Boracay is too small for me not to find him. 1219 01:04:51,784 --> 01:04:53,286 Now, my plan is ruined. 1220 01:04:53,650 --> 01:04:54,822 What plan? 1221 01:04:56,284 --> 01:04:57,228 The - 1222 01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:00,085 Nothing! 1223 01:05:00,217 --> 01:05:02,663 My plan for the both of us. 1224 01:05:03,550 --> 01:05:05,325 You're so sweet. 1225 01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:07,891 Do you have a cigar? 1226 01:05:08,350 --> 01:05:09,727 Yes, I have. 1227 01:05:10,550 --> 01:05:13,121 I will just give it to my boatman friend. 1228 01:05:13,350 --> 01:05:14,420 Boatman? 1229 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:15,949 Oh yes. Thank you! 1230 01:05:15,950 --> 01:05:17,623 - Wait. I'll come with you. - No! Don't! 1231 01:05:18,650 --> 01:05:21,324 My boatman friend is kind of shy. 1232 01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:24,323 Just stay here. I'll be back in two weeks. 1233 01:05:24,550 --> 01:05:25,494 Two weeks? 1234 01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:27,221 Later. Just wait for me. 1235 01:05:28,950 --> 01:05:29,985 He's so weird! 1236 01:05:33,317 --> 01:05:34,591 What did you do? 1237 01:05:35,584 --> 01:05:37,393 You told me you'll something from the cottage. 1238 01:05:37,584 --> 01:05:41,828 Yes! This cigar! Actually, I need to go back to cottage for the lighter. 1239 01:05:42,017 --> 01:05:43,690 You seemed absent-minded! 1240 01:05:44,017 --> 01:05:45,496 No. It won't take long. I promise! 1241 01:05:46,384 --> 01:05:47,727 Life is so strange, don't you think? 1242 01:05:48,017 --> 01:05:50,896 You know this beach is awesome! Why don't you take a look at the waves. 1243 01:05:51,017 --> 01:05:51,859 I've seen that already. 1244 01:05:52,017 --> 01:05:53,018 No! 1245 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,356 I'll give you a full tank later. 1246 01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:56,892 - I'm coming with you! - No! No! 1247 01:05:57,384 --> 01:06:02,424 Take a look at the because again because of - pearly shells! 1248 01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:07,282 - Let's go. - Wait! 1249 01:06:07,283 --> 01:06:08,762 I need to buy something. 1250 01:06:13,917 --> 01:06:15,123 I'll need to buy something really quick. 1251 01:06:16,717 --> 01:06:18,094 No. Let's go! 1252 01:06:20,483 --> 01:06:22,793 What did your boatman friend say? 1253 01:06:23,217 --> 01:06:24,321 What boatman? 1254 01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:26,453 The one you gave the cigar to. 1255 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:30,025 I got the wrong brand. The filter should be menthol. 1256 01:06:35,184 --> 01:06:37,164 I'll just talk to the boatman. 1257 01:06:39,417 --> 01:06:40,293 Oh, he's here. 1258 01:06:44,617 --> 01:06:47,757 That scene when you want the ground to just open wide and devour you! 1259 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:53,890 Hi! Good morning. 1260 01:06:54,183 --> 01:06:55,127 Same to you. 1261 01:06:55,384 --> 01:06:56,556 Aren't you going to wish me well? 1262 01:06:56,817 --> 01:06:58,888 I'm going to wish you what you're going to wish me. 1263 01:06:59,017 --> 01:07:00,449 I'm Jerry's girlfriend. 1264 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:01,326 Same here. 1265 01:07:01,450 --> 01:07:02,861 Aren't we going to have a confrontation? 1266 01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:05,157 No need! Too lazy for that! 1267 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:06,088 Okay- 1268 01:07:06,217 --> 01:07:06,752 See you. 1269 01:07:07,084 --> 01:07:07,926 See you. 1270 01:07:12,217 --> 01:07:14,959 - Aling Baday texted. - What did she say? How's Dennis? 1271 01:07:15,317 --> 01:07:16,387 She's asking about your gift for Dennis. 1272 01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:17,524 I already have it. 1273 01:07:17,650 --> 01:07:19,061 Bro, anyway, as I was saying, 1274 01:07:19,484 --> 01:07:22,055 was it my fault if those two chicks got me a contract at the same time? 1275 01:07:22,783 --> 01:07:23,853 Exactly! 1276 01:07:24,417 --> 01:07:25,657 Exactly. 1277 01:07:29,584 --> 01:07:30,460 Okay- 1278 01:07:30,683 --> 01:07:33,129 Admit it! You enjoy being a player! 1279 01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:35,616 I will never admit it while you still don't admit that 1280 01:07:35,617 --> 01:07:38,097 you're deeply in love, destructed and hopeless! 1281 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,854 Crazy! Admit it first! 1282 01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:40,892 Crazy! 1283 01:07:41,117 --> 01:07:43,049 You know what bro, just admit that 1284 01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:47,294 it feels best to be in love with a girl, being faithful and all that shit. 1285 01:07:47,450 --> 01:07:49,430 You know what! It's just the same investments. 1286 01:07:49,550 --> 01:07:53,020 Well in fact, Rina is just the same with my other girls. 1287 01:07:53,117 --> 01:07:56,121 Just a little style, little good boy image, 1288 01:07:56,217 --> 01:07:57,594 and a little sweet-talk. 1289 01:07:58,150 --> 01:07:59,788 Is that so?! 1290 01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:04,857 You really are the biggest asshole in the Philippines! 1291 01:08:05,150 --> 01:08:07,221 You! Don't come near me! Don't come near me! 1292 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:10,624 - Either I'll kill myself or I will kill you! - Rina, wait. 1293 01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:12,783 - Rina, wait! - Don't come near me! 1294 01:08:12,784 --> 01:08:14,889 It wasn't true! Rina, just wait! 1295 01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:17,052 I already said, don't come near me! 1296 01:08:18,117 --> 01:08:19,095 Destructed! 1297 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:20,016 *I'm sorry.* 1298 01:08:20,017 --> 01:08:21,553 *I'm sorry.* 1299 01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:27,421 *Who are you?' 1300 01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:39,458 Hi! You must be Manny. 1301 01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:41,783 Yes. And you are? 1302 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,683 I'm Bea. Amanda's cousin. 1303 01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:47,131 She already moved out, I'll be staying here in her house for now. 1304 01:08:47,784 --> 01:08:49,821 - Where did she move? - In The fort. 1305 01:08:50,050 --> 01:08:52,656 But don't you worry. She asked me to look after you. 1306 01:08:54,717 --> 01:08:56,697 Great! I seemed like the Rizal Monument. 1307 01:08:56,984 --> 01:08:58,554 There's shifting of guards. 1308 01:08:58,917 --> 01:09:00,828 You really are handsome. 1309 01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:02,793 I thought Amanda was just exaggerating. 1310 01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:04,486 Care for a swim? 1311 01:09:05,217 --> 01:09:07,060 You know what? Maybe next time. 1312 01:09:07,417 --> 01:09:08,896 That's a promise, okay? 1313 01:09:09,650 --> 01:09:11,789 Admit it, you're jealous! 1314 01:09:11,917 --> 01:09:14,416 Me? Jealous? Why would I be jealous?! 1315 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:16,454 Jealousy is not on my vocabulary! 1316 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:21,750 Even if you court all girls from Luzon to Brazil, I will never get jealous! 1317 01:09:21,784 --> 01:09:23,229 You're jealous with Marian! 1318 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:26,216 You're thinking that there's something going on between me and Marian. But there's none! 1319 01:09:26,217 --> 01:09:29,096 You're jealous! Your whole body is jealous! Even your ears are jealous. 1320 01:09:29,283 --> 01:09:32,560 If there's any part of my body that doesn't get jealous, that would be my ears! 1321 01:09:32,784 --> 01:09:34,457 You are not just jealous, you're also being unfair! 1322 01:09:34,684 --> 01:09:39,633 You come here one day with a calling card acting like a liberated girl from Paris! 1323 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:41,420 Liberated? Shit. 1324 01:09:41,617 --> 01:09:44,325 You don't know what it means even if I slap it on your face. 1325 01:09:44,417 --> 01:09:46,863 - We agreed for a spot on deal all the way, right? Precisely! 1326 01:09:46,983 --> 01:09:48,087 So why are you acting like that? 1327 01:09:48,283 --> 01:09:52,288 You just saw me with another girl, now you're already exploding from here to there! 1328 01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:55,649 You're like on top of Mayon Volcano. She's not my sugar mommy! 1329 01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:58,460 I know! How could she be your sugar mommy, she doesn't even have sugar in her body. 1330 01:09:58,684 --> 01:09:59,924 If I know, maybe salt! 1331 01:10:00,150 --> 01:10:02,152 Now, now, you're being bitchy! 1332 01:10:02,317 --> 01:10:03,449 I'm just telling the truth. 1333 01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:06,021 You're telling the truth about Marian but you're not telling the truth about yourself! 1334 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:08,821 You seem like an authority about the truth! 1335 01:10:08,951 --> 01:10:10,583 It started when I met you! 1336 01:10:10,584 --> 01:10:13,428 Okay fine! You claim that you don't have idea about girls! 1337 01:10:13,550 --> 01:10:15,427 I don't have any idea about girls? 1338 01:10:15,684 --> 01:10:17,425 You're the one who doesn't have any idea about boys! 1339 01:10:17,651 --> 01:10:19,892 Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Jerry lzon! 1340 01:10:20,150 --> 01:10:22,061 I know something about you. 1341 01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:23,853 You are nothing but common. 1342 01:10:24,184 --> 01:10:26,596 You are nothing but a common male chauvinist pig! 1343 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:29,162 In fact, you're not even an interesting male chauvinist pig 1344 01:10:29,217 --> 01:10:31,663 Because you're nothing but a common male chauvinist pig! 1345 01:10:31,850 --> 01:10:34,183 You think all girls are swooning over you, 1346 01:10:34,184 --> 01:10:37,358 because you have packs, abs or whatever you have there. 1347 01:10:37,517 --> 01:10:39,895 Maybe during Rizal's time! But not anymore! 1348 01:10:40,051 --> 01:10:42,759 If you think that I'll fall in love you just to make your head big, 1349 01:10:43,084 --> 01:10:43,892 you are wrong! 1350 01:10:44,151 --> 01:10:46,927 If you want to go ego trip, do it yourself! 1351 01:10:47,117 --> 01:10:48,755 Now, it's my turn to tell you something. 1352 01:10:48,917 --> 01:10:50,521 You know what's bad about you?! 1353 01:10:50,817 --> 01:10:52,558 - What? - You're fake. You're fake! 1354 01:10:52,717 --> 01:10:56,028 Your outer personality is exact opposite of your inner personality! 1355 01:10:56,350 --> 01:11:01,350 Your outer side shows that you're liberated, cool or that I-don't-give-a-shit girl! 1356 01:11:02,384 --> 01:11:05,058 But your inner personality is like from the 18th century! 1357 01:11:05,284 --> 01:11:06,786 You're worse than Maria Clara! 1358 01:11:06,917 --> 01:11:10,023 Maria Clara chose to kill herself when she couldn't fix her life. But you, 1359 01:11:10,484 --> 01:11:12,616 if you couldn't fix your life, you become sarcastic. 1360 01:11:12,617 --> 01:11:14,062 You become cynical! 1361 01:11:14,284 --> 01:11:17,527 Why don't you show you're true personality even once a week! 1362 01:11:17,684 --> 01:11:18,822 You might like it. 1363 01:11:19,217 --> 01:11:20,696 I might like it. 1364 01:12:15,484 --> 01:12:17,395 VVay to go. guys! 1365 01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:36,052 No need. I already found him. 1366 01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,459 Okay. Bye. 1367 01:12:40,050 --> 01:12:42,360 You're getting drunk? What's the problem? 1368 01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:46,363 - Nothing! - You know what, don't drink. It's just the same. 1369 01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:47,892 It's a waste of money. 1370 01:12:48,984 --> 01:12:50,983 That's okay. You'll be paying for it anyway. 1371 01:12:50,984 --> 01:12:52,588 That's it! 1372 01:12:53,084 --> 01:12:55,316 - So, what's the problem? - I told you, I don't have a problem. 1373 01:12:55,317 --> 01:12:58,457 Say that again and I'll knock you out! 1374 01:12:58,684 --> 01:13:01,597 And when I knocked you out, no one will recognize you even your mom. 1375 01:13:02,017 --> 01:13:03,216 You are too violent. 1376 01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:04,816 We've been friends since we were kids! 1377 01:13:04,817 --> 01:13:07,627 We even thought that either a girl or a boy has a hanging meat! 1378 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:11,054 So don't you dare hide anything from me or else, I'll beat you up! 1379 01:13:11,484 --> 01:13:13,361 Now, look at me and answer! 1380 01:13:13,850 --> 01:13:14,692 What? 1381 01:13:16,417 --> 01:13:17,521 It's Rina. 1382 01:13:17,817 --> 01:13:18,921 What about Rina? 1383 01:13:19,584 --> 01:13:21,564 Answer or I'll hit you?! 1384 01:13:21,717 --> 01:13:22,957 She doesn't want to talk to me. 1385 01:13:23,284 --> 01:13:26,822 There you go! Applause! Applause! 1386 01:13:26,950 --> 01:13:29,988 Finally, the number one playboy of greater Manila area is in love. 1387 01:13:30,150 --> 01:13:31,788 Hey, I'm not in love with her, okay? 1388 01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:33,224 What are you saying that you're not in love? 1389 01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:34,121 Idiot! 1390 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:36,924 Look at your face, it's like typoon Ondoy and Maring passed by it! 1391 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,960 Just say it, you're now in love! 1392 01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:42,063 Finally! You already found a match! 1393 01:13:42,350 --> 01:13:45,559 First of all, I'm not in love with Rina. 1394 01:13:45,784 --> 01:13:48,516 Second, when will you learn to talk in short sentences? 1395 01:13:48,517 --> 01:13:51,896 It's because you don't even want to admit that you are no longer a playboy! 1396 01:13:52,117 --> 01:13:55,360 That's why Rina still think you're a playboy even when you've already changed. 1397 01:13:56,084 --> 01:13:58,155 You talk too much! Why don't you just 1398 01:13:58,417 --> 01:14:01,626 talk to Rina instead and fix my life? 1399 01:14:01,784 --> 01:14:03,249 Since you like giving lectures. 1400 01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:05,161 There you go! That's what I like about you! 1401 01:14:05,384 --> 01:14:07,591 Ask for my help! You idiot! 1402 01:14:07,851 --> 01:14:09,296 Tell me that you need me! 1403 01:14:09,584 --> 01:14:10,995 I need you 1404 01:14:11,417 --> 01:14:14,416 to talk to Rina for me. 1405 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,589 Please! 1406 01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:17,459 That's my baby! 1407 01:14:19,884 --> 01:14:21,522 - Oh Jerry! - Marian! 1408 01:14:21,684 --> 01:14:24,824 You're just in time! Can you stay here with my friend, please! 1409 01:14:25,217 --> 01:14:28,283 Why? I thought we're going to watch the last full show at the lMax? 1410 01:14:28,284 --> 01:14:31,094 Let's just wait for it on TV. Because Manny here's messed up. 1411 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:32,383 Why? Where are you going? 1412 01:14:32,384 --> 01:14:35,058 I just need to talk to someone. Manny, Marian's here. 1413 01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:36,594 - Hello, Manny. - Hi. 1414 01:14:36,817 --> 01:14:39,661 Stay with him. He's in love. Give him some advice. 1415 01:14:39,917 --> 01:14:42,864 Anyway, you're the authority with those topic, if he didn't listen, knock him out. 1416 01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,788 I have to go. I'll be right back. Bye. 1417 01:14:45,284 --> 01:14:47,161 Bye! Take care! 1418 01:14:51,784 --> 01:14:53,786 - You're in love? - No. 1419 01:14:55,617 --> 01:14:56,493 Well, yes. 1420 01:14:56,650 --> 01:14:59,549 Make up you mind. Which is it? Yes or no? 1421 01:14:59,550 --> 01:15:03,999 I'm sorry. I can't understand English when I'm drunk. 1422 01:15:04,317 --> 01:15:05,887 You're in love? 1423 01:15:09,984 --> 01:15:12,863 Oh, I'm so happy! 1424 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:16,793 It's my first time to see a guy who cries because of love. 1425 01:15:17,184 --> 01:15:19,130 I think it's not on my research. 1426 01:15:19,584 --> 01:15:21,586 Go ahead. That's good. Just cry. 1427 01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:24,194 That's what love is! 1428 01:15:24,651 --> 01:15:27,188 There's happiness but there's sadness as well. 1429 01:15:27,617 --> 01:15:30,427 You don't know how much I envy you. 1430 01:15:30,851 --> 01:15:33,730 Feels good, right? In love! 1431 01:15:34,017 --> 01:15:37,760 There's nothing quite like it in this whole wide world. 1432 01:15:39,517 --> 01:15:42,157 Go ahead. Cry. CW! 1433 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:46,895 Where's your brother-in-law? 1434 01:15:47,950 --> 01:15:50,021 He's in Davao. Slacking off with his wide hip! 1435 01:15:50,150 --> 01:15:52,323 It's your sister's first baby and he's not here?! 1436 01:15:52,550 --> 01:15:54,962 He managed to deposit but he don't have the courage to withdraw? 1437 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:56,557 What about your parents? 1438 01:15:56,784 --> 01:15:59,216 My mom got nervous, so Dad stayed with her. 1439 01:15:59,217 --> 01:16:01,094 Their nerves are all messed up! 1440 01:16:01,217 --> 01:16:03,959 Ate Jane's due was supposed to be next month! 1441 01:16:04,217 --> 01:16:06,163 Ate Jane always makes the wrong timing. 1442 01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:08,328 Good thing, I'm always relaxed! 1443 01:16:08,817 --> 01:16:10,319 I think I made the wrong timing. 1444 01:16:10,551 --> 01:16:11,883 Why is that? How many months is that? 1445 01:16:11,884 --> 01:16:13,420 No. What I mean is... 1446 01:16:13,850 --> 01:16:15,949 I want to consult about something. 1447 01:16:15,950 --> 01:16:16,451 What is it? 1448 01:16:16,550 --> 01:16:18,549 - About Manny?! Oh please, goodbye! - Wait! Wait! 1449 01:16:18,550 --> 01:16:21,554 Give my friend a chance! Okay, I'm getting dizzy! 1450 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:23,457 You just have to understand him. 1451 01:16:23,551 --> 01:16:26,794 I think he has given hand-outs to all those bums in Quiapo just to have good karma! 1452 01:16:26,951 --> 01:16:30,455 A chance?! Every time I give your friend a chance, I get into trouble! 1453 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:31,983 I actually understand him. 1454 01:16:31,984 --> 01:16:36,383 The problem is he's the younger version of Hugh Hefner from head to toe! 1455 01:16:36,384 --> 01:16:38,591 Even if you bang him into a wall, he will never change! 1456 01:16:38,650 --> 01:16:40,016 - He's changed. - According to him! 1457 01:16:40,017 --> 01:16:40,859 According to me! 1458 01:16:40,950 --> 01:16:43,021 - What has changed?! - He's now behaved and a good boy! 1459 01:16:43,151 --> 01:16:47,190 Manny?! Manny has no concept of what is morally good and what is morally wrong! 1460 01:16:47,317 --> 01:16:51,527 He'll leave even his own mom on an electric chair once he saw a beautiful girl! 1461 01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:52,883 Why are you so angry?! 1462 01:16:52,884 --> 01:16:55,194 - I think you're in love! - In love?! Me?! 1463 01:16:55,384 --> 01:16:58,922 Manny is my friend. I know him better than my own palm! 1464 01:16:59,050 --> 01:17:01,483 I know what's with him if he's having goose bumps, 1465 01:17:01,484 --> 01:17:05,455 why his nose widens or why he's raising his eyebrow. I know! 1466 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:07,988 He likes girls simply because -- Why? 1467 01:17:08,317 --> 01:17:11,161 He wants to give compliments just like a real gentleman! 1468 01:17:11,784 --> 01:17:13,491 There's no bad meaning to that, okay? 1469 01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:17,883 I feel like I already heard that somewhere or read that somewhere! 1470 01:17:17,884 --> 01:17:20,558 He stopped being a player. He's ready to be a one woman man! 1471 01:17:20,850 --> 01:17:22,796 It's hard to believe in miracles! 1472 01:17:22,984 --> 01:17:24,395 Especially at this age. 1473 01:17:24,484 --> 01:17:27,931 - Especially with Manny! - But in Manny's case, it's true. 1474 01:17:28,317 --> 01:17:30,854 In the case of Manny, in your case, it's wishful thinking! 1475 01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:32,897 You should wish to make him wish he turn into a decent man! 1476 01:17:32,984 --> 01:17:34,083 - Ms. Lazatin? - Yes! 1477 01:17:34,084 --> 01:17:35,893 The baby's in the nursery already. 1478 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,783 Oh My! Where? Where's my niece? 1479 01:17:39,784 --> 01:17:42,094 There you are! So cute! 1480 01:17:43,184 --> 01:17:46,654 So cute just like her aunt! 1481 01:17:48,484 --> 01:17:50,486 Cute niece, cute aunt! 1482 01:17:50,584 --> 01:17:53,690 Smile baby! Picture! Oh, smile! 1483 01:17:53,950 --> 01:17:55,896 Take a picture of us. Take a picture of us! 1484 01:17:56,284 --> 01:17:59,094 Oh My. My niece is so cute! 1485 01:17:59,184 --> 01:17:59,958 Mother?! 1486 01:18:00,784 --> 01:18:02,286 I said take a picture of us! 1487 01:18:02,350 --> 01:18:06,457 Hi, baby. Smile! smile! Look at the camera. Selfie with auntie! 1488 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:11,193 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What are you doing?! 1489 01:18:11,650 --> 01:18:12,958 Cheers! 1490 01:18:19,151 --> 01:18:22,894 Kuya Manny, we've already drank too much. 1491 01:18:23,150 --> 01:18:26,359 You're not staying with me? You'll leave me too? 1492 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,356 My bottle will be empty soon! 1493 01:18:29,550 --> 01:18:33,760 Not a problem! Not a problem! Okay. Let's have a deal. 1494 01:18:34,817 --> 01:18:36,854 If I get drunk, 1495 01:18:37,450 --> 01:18:40,556 get a hot water for me. You'll be there for me. 1496 01:18:40,784 --> 01:18:42,092 You'll take care of me. Right? 1497 01:18:42,284 --> 01:18:44,730 - Okay, boss! -Okay. 1498 01:18:45,784 --> 01:18:47,491 Cheers! Come on! 1499 01:18:55,584 --> 01:18:57,495 Get the door. It might be Jerry. 1500 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:03,231 Wait, wait! Where are you going? 1501 01:19:03,450 --> 01:19:06,260 The door is there, open it! 1502 01:19:06,650 --> 01:19:10,757 Kuya Jerry might get mad at me that I'm still awake. 1503 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:12,930 Wait a minute. It's not Jerry, okay? 1504 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:14,991 Go ahead. Go! Go! 1505 01:19:24,284 --> 01:19:27,993 Just to make sure! It could be a robber. 1506 01:19:28,284 --> 01:19:31,356 Right. Cheers! For the robber! 1507 01:19:31,850 --> 01:19:33,625 Robber of dignity, 1508 01:19:34,484 --> 01:19:35,656 heart, 1509 01:19:36,050 --> 01:19:38,963 Robber of strength. Cheers! 1510 01:19:43,251 --> 01:19:44,855 Good evening! 1511 01:19:45,617 --> 01:19:48,359 Dennis, it's already late to play baseball. 1512 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,251 Hello! 1513 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:53,021 Welcome 1514 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:54,952 to my home. 1515 01:19:56,350 --> 01:19:58,921 Hi, Manny! How are you? 1516 01:19:59,050 --> 01:20:02,896 Wait. Won't you greet me? It's my birthday today! 1517 01:20:03,117 --> 01:20:04,460 Birthday?! 1518 01:20:05,417 --> 01:20:10,416 Happy happy happy happy birthday! 1519 01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:12,090 Thank you! 1520 01:20:13,317 --> 01:20:17,663 - And you're so sexy tonight! - Oh, thank you! 1521 01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:20,752 Do you still celebrate your birthday? 1522 01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:23,119 Naughty naughty! 1523 01:20:23,351 --> 01:20:26,298 What do you think? I'm not on the calendar anymore? 1524 01:20:26,417 --> 01:20:27,589 This is so heavy. 1525 01:20:29,517 --> 01:20:30,587 What's this? 1526 01:20:30,850 --> 01:20:32,716 You're having an early celebration? 1527 01:20:32,717 --> 01:20:36,096 Celebration? No! I'm having a nine-day novena. 1528 01:20:36,417 --> 01:20:38,021 Huh? Why? 1529 01:20:40,317 --> 01:20:44,231 Because of my problem, it's getting mossy. 1530 01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:45,790 I hate it! 1531 01:20:46,084 --> 01:20:47,085 Why is that? 1532 01:20:47,484 --> 01:20:50,988 Before, when I had a lot of girlfriends, I'm not getting any problems. 1533 01:20:51,650 --> 01:20:54,824 Now that I only have one girlfriend, it seems like a huge problem. 1534 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,553 Who? Is it Rina? 1535 01:20:57,184 --> 01:20:58,424 No. It's nothing. 1536 01:20:58,684 --> 01:20:59,594 Nothing? 1537 01:20:59,984 --> 01:21:01,190 What does she think? 1538 01:21:01,517 --> 01:21:04,464 If she rejects me, her slot will be vacant? 1539 01:21:05,050 --> 01:21:06,825 There's a lot of girls out there! 1540 01:21:07,217 --> 01:21:09,254 I can still find one! 1541 01:21:09,584 --> 01:21:10,961 She'll be the one to run aﬂer me. 1542 01:21:12,450 --> 01:21:13,360 Dennis! 1543 01:21:13,717 --> 01:21:14,718 Dennis! 1544 01:21:14,850 --> 01:21:16,158 De - Dennis. 1545 01:21:16,451 --> 01:21:17,657 Cheers! 1546 01:21:18,017 --> 01:21:19,462 Bottoms up! 1547 01:21:31,117 --> 01:21:31,788 Manny! 1548 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:33,690 You know what, Jerry? I'm nervous. 1549 01:21:34,117 --> 01:21:37,326 What if when we get there, he's doing something obscene! 1550 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:38,754 If that will happen, 1551 01:21:39,017 --> 01:21:42,464 I'll throw your car into his face! I'll do that! 1552 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:43,785 Please don't. 1553 01:21:46,984 --> 01:21:50,659 Dennis, be a good boy. Get some hot water! Hurry! 1554 01:21:51,084 --> 01:21:52,995 Okay, boss! 1555 01:21:57,284 --> 01:22:02,165 - He's also drunk? - No way, I can do it. 1556 01:22:14,651 --> 01:22:17,097 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1557 01:22:17,284 --> 01:22:19,093 Wait! Wait! 1558 01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:27,154 Wait! Wait! Wait! 1559 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,421 Wait! 1560 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:32,320 Wait! 1561 01:22:32,584 --> 01:22:35,224 This is not included on my sex research. 1562 01:22:51,250 --> 01:22:52,888 I'm not coming in with you, okay? 1563 01:22:53,017 --> 01:22:54,428 It's between the two of you now. 1564 01:22:54,551 --> 01:22:57,157 He'll be happy that you're here, anyway, Dennis is now asleep. 1565 01:22:57,717 --> 01:22:59,958 Maybe it's better if you come with me, so there'll be a witness. 1566 01:23:00,084 --> 01:23:02,428 Since I'm about to give him a sack of sermons. 1567 01:23:02,784 --> 01:23:06,357 Then, let's record it on video and let him sign with his blood. 1568 01:23:06,784 --> 01:23:08,354 Video scandal? 1569 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:12,295 Never mind! Even St. Peter lied three times. 1570 01:23:12,417 --> 01:23:14,556 While Manny did it three million times! 1571 01:23:14,717 --> 01:23:17,926 Well, anyways, see for yourself. He could be hanging himself in there. 1572 01:23:19,217 --> 01:23:24,633 If I know, he's not hanging himself inside but on someone else's. 1573 01:23:35,684 --> 01:23:37,027 Dennis! 1574 01:23:39,050 --> 01:23:40,324 What are you doing?! 1575 01:23:40,717 --> 01:23:41,855 Where's Manny? 1576 01:23:42,151 --> 01:23:44,961 He went out to buy some siopao! 1577 01:23:45,717 --> 01:23:48,425 He's buying siopao? But his motorcycles outside. 1578 01:23:49,417 --> 01:23:51,090 Maybe, he took a tricycle ride. 1579 01:23:51,684 --> 01:23:54,528 Why are you carrying a basin of water? Now, I'm wet. 1580 01:23:55,151 --> 01:23:56,858 I'm going to wash clothes! 1581 01:23:58,117 --> 01:23:59,425 That boy's taking too long. 1582 01:23:59,984 --> 01:24:01,395 Maybe he's chatting with somebody. 1583 01:24:01,717 --> 01:24:02,695 Dennis! 1584 01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:06,262 Dennis! Where's the hot waterl? What's happening there?! 1585 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:09,330 - Come up here! - You're going to wash clothes? Who's that? 1586 01:24:09,651 --> 01:24:12,655 That? It's Manny's new CD! 1587 01:24:12,817 --> 01:24:16,492 New CD!? What are you thinking, Dennis?! It's calling your name! 1588 01:24:16,784 --> 01:24:19,060 There's something fishy going on here. 1589 01:24:19,284 --> 01:24:21,093 Where is Manny's room? 1590 01:24:21,450 --> 01:24:22,656 There! 1591 01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:24,020 The kitchen?! 1592 01:24:28,284 --> 01:24:29,490 Dennis! 1593 01:24:30,984 --> 01:24:32,190 Dennis! 1594 01:24:32,517 --> 01:24:34,929 It's upstairs! Manny's room is upstairs! 1595 01:24:35,417 --> 01:24:36,361 Manny! 1596 01:24:36,717 --> 01:24:39,288 - Manny! - Ate Rina, not there! 1597 01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:41,758 Manny! 1598 01:24:42,184 --> 01:24:43,219 Manny! 1599 01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:48,453 I knew it! 1600 01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:51,649 And who's that? 1601 01:24:51,650 --> 01:24:53,254 Maybe a member of Singles for Christ. 1602 01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:54,854 You're in trouble! 1603 01:24:57,484 --> 01:24:58,428 Jerry! 1604 01:24:59,084 --> 01:25:01,621 I knew it! Your dear friend is full of foolishness! 1605 01:25:01,751 --> 01:25:03,230 What is it this time? 1606 01:25:03,617 --> 01:25:06,621 He's with a woman inside his room! 1607 01:25:06,851 --> 01:25:09,195 - And they're not just playing Scrabble! - Manny's with a woman inside? 1608 01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:11,526 Manny doesn't bring woman in here. Maybe outside! 1609 01:25:11,650 --> 01:25:12,890 It even got worse! 1610 01:25:13,084 --> 01:25:14,688 The girl is an Amazon woman! 1611 01:25:14,784 --> 01:25:15,592 Why did he do that?! 1612 01:25:15,784 --> 01:25:17,525 Because he doesn't know I'm coming! 1613 01:25:17,784 --> 01:25:21,891 So Jerry please! Please! Don't ever convince me about your friend! 1614 01:25:22,084 --> 01:25:23,358 Because I've been wanting to cry! 1615 01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:25,624 I'm really going to cry! I'm going to cry! I'm really going to cry! 1616 01:25:25,684 --> 01:25:27,254 As in, I'm about to cry! I'm going to cry! 1617 01:25:27,450 --> 01:25:29,760 I'm really going to cry! I'm going to cry! 1618 01:25:30,184 --> 01:25:31,561 I'm going to cry! 1619 01:25:31,850 --> 01:25:32,794 That's enough. 1620 01:25:33,317 --> 01:25:34,796 Well, well, well. 1621 01:25:35,084 --> 01:25:36,222 Good evening. 1622 01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:38,261 Wait, I know what you're thinking. 1623 01:25:38,584 --> 01:25:41,565 I'm here for Manny anyway. Not you. 1624 01:25:41,917 --> 01:25:43,988 What?! Why not me? 1625 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:46,230 Jerry, it looks like you have a date. 1626 01:25:46,650 --> 01:25:48,288 Maybe I'm interrupting you. 1627 01:25:57,717 --> 01:25:59,287 Oh, no. 1628 01:25:59,551 --> 01:26:02,016 That girl too?! Your friend's unbelievable! 1629 01:26:02,017 --> 01:26:05,863 He's not contented with only one chick, but he wants two of them on the bed! 1630 01:26:05,917 --> 01:26:07,897 What are you talking about?! That's my girlfriend! 1631 01:26:08,017 --> 01:26:10,258 She's your girlfriend? What is that?! His FuBu?! 1632 01:26:10,350 --> 01:26:13,092 What a great relationship you have! You share everything! 1633 01:26:13,317 --> 01:26:14,295 Amazing! 1634 01:26:17,484 --> 01:26:20,055 I've had enough! I give up! 1635 01:26:23,517 --> 01:26:25,019 I know what you're thinking. 1636 01:26:25,384 --> 01:26:26,761 But you're wrong. 1637 01:26:27,251 --> 01:26:28,389 You're just in shock! 1638 01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:30,360 And who won't be in shock?! 1639 01:26:30,517 --> 01:26:36,092 I saw Manny with a woman in his room and they are both in bed! 1640 01:26:36,251 --> 01:26:37,423 Caught in the act? 1641 01:26:38,184 --> 01:26:43,065 All I know is, there's a woman all over Manny's body! All over his body! 1642 01:26:43,184 --> 01:26:45,391 Maybe they're just practicing a new dance? 1643 01:26:45,950 --> 01:26:48,021 A new dance? Twerking?! 1644 01:26:48,184 --> 01:26:49,891 Or maybe, a new swimming stroke! 1645 01:26:50,150 --> 01:26:51,925 What stroke? Breast stroke? 1646 01:26:52,117 --> 01:26:55,098 You know what? I don't believe it. We should make sure of it! 1647 01:26:55,550 --> 01:26:57,496 Fine! Go back! Go back! 1648 01:26:57,817 --> 01:26:59,387 I want to face that man! 1649 01:26:59,651 --> 01:27:02,257 Okay! Here we go again! 1650 01:27:07,017 --> 01:27:08,257 Rina! 1651 01:27:08,950 --> 01:27:10,452 Rina! 1652 01:27:17,450 --> 01:27:19,794 - Rina! - Dennis! Dennis! Come here! 1653 01:27:20,050 --> 01:27:22,792 Get some hot water, okay? Now! 1654 01:27:22,951 --> 01:27:24,794 Go! Go, now, go! 1655 01:27:25,217 --> 01:27:26,662 Rina! 1656 01:27:29,351 --> 01:27:30,853 You're so heavy! 1657 01:27:31,651 --> 01:27:32,994 Slowly. 1658 01:27:39,650 --> 01:27:40,526 Come on! 1659 01:28:06,917 --> 01:28:08,521 Dennis, what are you doing?! 1660 01:28:09,017 --> 01:28:10,428 He's in trouble again! 1661 01:28:11,284 --> 01:28:12,661 Oh, hi! 1662 01:28:13,117 --> 01:28:14,255 Oh, hi! 1663 01:28:14,850 --> 01:28:15,624 Hi! 1664 01:28:16,451 --> 01:28:17,987 I'm getting high of rage! 1665 01:28:18,417 --> 01:28:21,523 - Where's Mannyl? -It's my birthday today. If you want to know. 1666 01:28:21,784 --> 01:28:24,230 Happy birthday! I said, where's Manny? 1667 01:28:24,351 --> 01:28:26,797 I think you already got your birthday gift from him! 1668 01:28:27,017 --> 01:28:30,430 And maybe, the other woman is with him at this moment. 1669 01:28:30,650 --> 01:28:32,288 You can see for yourself! 1670 01:28:32,451 --> 01:28:35,330 But, just relax. You think too much! 1671 01:28:35,484 --> 01:28:38,055 Thanks for the heads up! And happy birthday, ma'am. 1672 01:28:38,217 --> 01:28:40,925 Ma'am? But we're about the same age. 1673 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:43,252 What do you want me to think? 1674 01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:46,590 Manny's girls don't even take shifts! 1675 01:28:46,850 --> 01:28:48,989 They don't even take breaks in between rounds! 1676 01:28:49,217 --> 01:28:50,218 You won't run out of it. 1677 01:28:50,417 --> 01:28:52,419 - Of what? - Of suspicions! 1678 01:28:53,651 --> 01:28:55,858 Manny! Manny! 1679 01:28:58,084 --> 01:28:59,085 Manny! 1680 01:29:01,484 --> 01:29:02,519 Hello! 1681 01:29:05,884 --> 01:29:07,149 This is too much! Too much! 1682 01:29:07,150 --> 01:29:08,925 - What now?! -It's getting worse! 1683 01:29:34,551 --> 01:29:37,691 Tell Dennis to get the hot water fast. 1684 01:29:40,817 --> 01:29:42,763 Why do you seemed to be the one mad now? 1685 01:29:43,017 --> 01:29:44,325 Manuel and I will get into a confrontation! 1686 01:29:44,484 --> 01:29:45,394 I'll just take you home! 1687 01:29:45,550 --> 01:29:47,016 He hooked up with all of my girlfriends! 1688 01:29:47,017 --> 01:29:49,827 He has no mercy! She's near her menopause stage and yet he still screwed her! 1689 01:29:49,917 --> 01:29:51,983 Hey! If you're getting into a confrontation, I'll go into a confrontation too! 1690 01:29:51,984 --> 01:29:52,894 Whatever you like! 1691 01:29:52,984 --> 01:29:53,792 But, with whom? 1692 01:29:53,917 --> 01:29:55,450 With your girlfriends, of course! 1693 01:29:55,451 --> 01:29:57,158 - What does it mean? - Go back! 1694 01:29:58,817 --> 01:30:00,626 Dennis, what is that for again? 1695 01:30:00,884 --> 01:30:04,422 For Manny's room. It keeps falling! 1696 01:30:06,084 --> 01:30:07,654 Hey! Both of you! 1697 01:30:07,884 --> 01:30:09,363 We're not done yet! 1698 01:30:10,484 --> 01:30:11,360 Let's go. 1699 01:30:12,151 --> 01:30:14,222 She seems so hot-headed! 1700 01:30:15,017 --> 01:30:16,963 That's how old woman is! 1701 01:30:18,051 --> 01:30:19,052 Manny! 1702 01:30:21,217 --> 01:30:22,287 Manny! 1703 01:30:23,917 --> 01:30:24,952 Manny! 1704 01:30:28,384 --> 01:30:29,385 Where -- 1705 01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:31,889 Manny! 1706 01:30:33,484 --> 01:30:35,987 - Kuya Manny! Kuya Manny! - Help me! Hurry! 1707 01:30:37,717 --> 01:30:40,323 Get a face towel in the bathroom, go! 1708 01:30:40,717 --> 01:30:42,287 What happened to you? 1709 01:30:42,684 --> 01:30:44,254 This is nothing. 1710 01:30:44,450 --> 01:30:46,020 I can manage this. 1711 01:30:49,851 --> 01:30:51,023 Oh my! 1712 01:30:54,284 --> 01:30:55,627 This is crazy! 1713 01:31:00,617 --> 01:31:02,096 Oh, Lord. 1714 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:03,558 Crazy? 1715 01:31:03,817 --> 01:31:06,457 You took two women home, then you thought it's crazy? 1716 01:31:07,217 --> 01:31:09,493 You might be thinking dirty! 1717 01:31:10,317 --> 01:31:15,266 Don't speak! If you have problems with those two women downstairs, I'll take care of it! 1718 01:31:15,651 --> 01:31:18,359 What else can I do but fight for you! 1719 01:31:18,651 --> 01:31:20,816 Whether you like it or not, I'll change you into a better man. 1720 01:31:20,817 --> 01:31:23,195 No, you don't know the whole story. 1721 01:31:23,584 --> 01:31:28,260 Dennis and I were drinking, then, Marian came. After that -- 1722 01:31:34,150 --> 01:31:35,686 Do you know Jiu Jitsu? 1723 01:31:35,884 --> 01:31:36,658 No. 1724 01:31:36,784 --> 01:31:38,058 Muay Thai? 1725 01:31:38,784 --> 01:31:40,058 No. How about you? 1726 01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:46,063 All I do is about sex research, not martial arts, marital ans. 1727 01:31:46,217 --> 01:31:47,560 But, I know boxing. 1728 01:31:47,884 --> 01:31:48,954 Really? How? 1729 01:31:49,084 --> 01:31:52,416 - Oh, here. Job straight. - Job straight. 1730 01:31:52,417 --> 01:31:53,452 Then, hook! 1731 01:31:53,684 --> 01:31:55,516 - Jab straight, hook! - Jab straight, hook! 1732 01:31:55,517 --> 01:31:56,257 'Uppercut. 'Uppercut. 1733 01:31:56,384 --> 01:31:58,489 - Jab straight, hook. - Go on with your punches! Yes! 1734 01:31:58,650 --> 01:32:00,129 One, two! 1735 01:32:00,217 --> 01:32:02,197 Jab straight, hook, uppercut! - Jab straight, hook. 1736 01:32:02,284 --> 01:32:02,989 Uppercut. 1737 01:32:03,084 --> 01:32:04,849 - Jab straight, hook, uppercut! - Jab straight, hook, uppercut! 1738 01:32:04,850 --> 01:32:06,261 - Jab straight, hook. - Jab straight, hook. 1739 01:32:13,184 --> 01:32:14,254 Just a minute. 1740 01:32:39,551 --> 01:32:40,495 Happy Birthday. 1741 01:32:40,684 --> 01:32:41,783 What a comedy, isn't it? 1742 01:32:41,784 --> 01:32:42,694 Kind of. 1743 01:32:43,250 --> 01:32:46,129 I've been trying to tell you but you don't listen. 1744 01:32:46,450 --> 01:32:48,555 I'm sorry. I'm very impulsive. 1745 01:32:48,717 --> 01:32:51,391 - I'm only 22. - I understand. We're the same. 1746 01:32:51,750 --> 01:32:53,627 I'm only 24. 1747 01:32:53,950 --> 01:32:55,849 Me? I'm hungry. 1748 01:32:55,850 --> 01:32:57,316 The cake's good for you. 1749 01:32:57,317 --> 01:33:00,983 Me too, I'm hungry. Rina made me nervous. 1750 01:33:00,984 --> 01:33:02,895 I thought you'll butcher us! 1751 01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:04,961 It's because everything's so crazy! 1752 01:33:05,217 --> 01:33:07,216 Manny tried to tell me what happened but he's gibberish! 1753 01:33:07,217 --> 01:33:09,254 My birthday seems exciting somehow, right? 1754 01:33:09,684 --> 01:33:10,788 Why isn't there a candle? 1755 01:33:10,950 --> 01:33:11,860 How many should it be? 1756 01:33:11,984 --> 01:33:14,624 The chicken's good! Why don't you try it? 1757 01:33:15,017 --> 01:33:16,360 How's your Manny? 1758 01:33:16,617 --> 01:33:18,392 His knees are still wobbly. 1759 01:33:18,517 --> 01:33:19,894 That's not our fault! 1760 01:33:20,251 --> 01:33:23,250 Boys are such a headache! 1761 01:33:23,251 --> 01:33:24,950 They're so hard to understand! 1762 01:33:24,951 --> 01:33:27,090 But once you understand them, everything seems fine. 1763 01:33:27,450 --> 01:33:29,157 - So, you understand him now? - No. 1764 01:33:30,150 --> 01:33:33,188 Why do we need to understand men? 1765 01:33:33,450 --> 01:33:36,761 Do men understand us, women? Tell me. 1766 01:33:37,050 --> 01:33:39,792 Do parents understand their children? 1767 01:33:39,950 --> 01:33:42,829 Do children understand their parents? 1768 01:33:42,984 --> 01:33:45,123 Do we understand anything in life? 1769 01:33:45,284 --> 01:33:46,092 None! 1770 01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:50,665 I have none! I'm almost 30 but I still haven't understood anything in life. 1771 01:33:52,417 --> 01:33:56,661 Oh, well! As for me, I'm not going to wait for myself to understand Manny. 1772 01:33:56,817 --> 01:33:59,696 When Manny wakes up, I'll ask him to go straight to the altar. 1773 01:33:59,784 --> 01:34:02,355 For me? I don't want to get tied up yet! 1774 01:34:02,784 --> 01:34:05,128 You mean, you're not jealous of Jerry. 1775 01:34:05,717 --> 01:34:06,491 Not yet. 1776 01:34:06,650 --> 01:34:07,754 But soon, you will. 1777 01:34:07,851 --> 01:34:10,559 And once you become jealous, your problem will be solved! 1778 01:34:10,651 --> 01:34:13,154 You fall in love and you become old. 1779 01:34:13,284 --> 01:34:15,195 Wow! How exciting! 1780 01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:49,588 So, what's the score? 1781 01:34:50,284 --> 01:34:52,924 Me? Zero. You? 1782 01:34:53,417 --> 01:34:54,919 With Rina? 1783 01:34:55,084 --> 01:34:56,461 Just the same. 1784 01:34:57,517 --> 01:34:59,383 That girl loves you so much, man. 1785 01:34:59,384 --> 01:35:02,228 So do I. I love her so much. 1786 01:35:03,384 --> 01:35:04,949 Remember that, Manuel! 1787 01:35:04,950 --> 01:35:07,083 - Remember that. - Yes, I will! 1788 01:35:07,084 --> 01:35:08,049 Do you think I'm corny? 1789 01:35:08,050 --> 01:35:09,723 The corniest of all! 1790 01:35:10,151 --> 01:35:12,324 Corny's okay. I'm happy enough! 1791 01:35:12,650 --> 01:35:13,492 Good for you. 1792 01:35:13,617 --> 01:35:15,883 Bro, I'll visit you from time to time. 1793 01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:17,557 You're so corny. You're now leaving me. 1794 01:35:17,684 --> 01:35:20,028 It's because you're not my type. You're a playboy. 1795 01:35:20,317 --> 01:35:22,797 You're not even a meztiso! You look arrogant! 1796 01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:27,917 Asshole! If we didn't switch our lifestyles, you wouldn't find a decent chick! 1797 01:35:28,084 --> 01:35:29,183 True. 1798 01:35:29,184 --> 01:35:31,816 But Rina's awesome. Why? 1799 01:35:31,817 --> 01:35:35,822 When she saw Marian, she said, she's not a chick, she's a hen! 1800 01:35:37,417 --> 01:35:39,021 She harassed the old one! 1801 01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:41,654 Oh! Women! 1802 01:35:44,550 --> 01:35:45,858 I feel depressed. 1803 01:35:46,617 --> 01:35:48,494 I feel so depressed. 1804 01:35:50,550 --> 01:35:53,827 - Bro, I told you, come with us on our honeymoon! - Oh, please! 1805 01:35:54,084 --> 01:35:57,896 Let me ask you this, when will you become a decent man? 1806 01:35:58,450 --> 01:35:59,952 Well... 1807 01:36:00,284 --> 01:36:01,319 Let's see. 1808 01:36:01,417 --> 01:36:03,158 Asshole! 1809 01:36:04,617 --> 01:36:05,687 Ready. 1810 01:36:06,550 --> 01:36:07,858 Is it okay? 1811 01:36:18,284 --> 01:36:21,083 - Oh, come on, darling. Let's go! - Slowly! 1812 01:36:21,084 --> 01:36:22,654 - You might fall. - Ma'am, smile! 1813 01:36:25,117 --> 01:36:26,494 Jerry! 1814 01:36:26,617 --> 01:36:28,153 Perfect timing! 1815 01:36:28,817 --> 01:36:30,797 I'm getting married! Isn't it obvious? 1816 01:36:31,017 --> 01:36:32,655 I didn't send you an invitation. 1817 01:36:32,917 --> 01:36:35,056 You might create a scandal at the church. 1818 01:36:35,184 --> 01:36:37,027 I want to save you from embarrassment. 1819 01:36:37,484 --> 01:36:40,158 Anyway, who would have thought, 1820 01:36:40,317 --> 01:36:42,319 do you still remember Martin? 1821 01:36:42,484 --> 01:36:45,328 The ugly one I introduced to you before? 1822 01:36:46,484 --> 01:36:49,158 He's the lucky groom and I'm the blushing bride! 1823 01:36:50,384 --> 01:36:54,696 Uncle Landing, take the Fonuner. The Grandia will be used by the bridesmaids. 1824 01:36:54,884 --> 01:36:55,760 Okay- 1825 01:36:55,951 --> 01:36:57,828 Where's my bouquet? 1826 01:36:59,151 --> 01:37:00,824 Where's my bouquet? 1827 01:37:01,217 --> 01:37:02,321 Thank you! 1828 01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:03,929 Life is so funny, isn't it? 1829 01:37:04,017 --> 01:37:06,588 You know, Martin courted me for so long, 1830 01:37:06,750 --> 01:37:09,594 but I don't give him much attention because he's ugly. 1831 01:37:09,750 --> 01:37:12,924 Then he proposed a marriage, I said 'Let's go!'. 1832 01:37:13,117 --> 01:37:16,291 My God, would I dilly-daily when I'm almost 31! 1833 01:37:16,684 --> 01:37:18,823 Clara, have you called Martin? 1834 01:37:19,150 --> 01:37:20,220 - Yes. - Did he leave the house already? 1835 01:37:20,451 --> 01:37:21,122 - Yes. - He's now in the church? 1836 01:37:21,484 --> 01:37:22,963 - Yes. - Oh, good, good, good! 1837 01:37:23,717 --> 01:37:25,253 Now, where was I? 1838 01:37:25,550 --> 01:37:26,551 Dilly-daily. 1839 01:37:26,684 --> 01:37:28,357 Oh yes, dilly-daily. 1840 01:37:28,484 --> 01:37:30,416 Anyway, you know how it is! 1841 01:37:30,417 --> 01:37:31,760 You know us, women. 1842 01:37:32,051 --> 01:37:35,883 When I was 16, I told myself I want to marry a guy who is tall, handsome, 1843 01:37:35,884 --> 01:37:38,091 good kisser, rich and kind. 1844 01:37:38,284 --> 01:37:42,116 Then, when I'm 21, I said, even the one who's not tall but handsome, 1845 01:37:42,117 --> 01:37:44,063 good kisser, rich and kind. 1846 01:37:44,184 --> 01:37:46,816 Then of course, when I turned 25, I said, even he's not tall 1847 01:37:46,817 --> 01:37:49,127 or handsome but etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 1848 01:37:49,217 --> 01:37:52,630 Now, that I'm 29, a kind man is enough for me! 1849 01:37:53,384 --> 01:37:54,658 Ma'am. 1850 01:37:55,950 --> 01:37:57,190 Marian, let's go. 1851 01:37:57,351 --> 01:37:59,194 Wait a minute. Two minutes. 1852 01:37:59,284 --> 01:38:01,450 And Martin loves me. 1853 01:38:01,451 --> 01:38:05,763 In the final analysis, that's what's important. Right? 1854 01:38:05,917 --> 01:38:10,423 After all, it's definitely right for a man to love a woman much more than how woman does. 1855 01:38:10,617 --> 01:38:14,394 Oh, My God, Jerry. I'm getting late! My boyfriend might run away from me! 1856 01:38:14,517 --> 01:38:17,191 And this is my last chance. You know how it is! 1857 01:38:17,417 --> 01:38:19,693 Just follow us at San Agustin church. 1858 01:38:19,784 --> 01:38:21,786 The reception will be at Sofitel. 1859 01:38:22,117 --> 01:38:23,460 I'll see you there. 1860 01:38:24,150 --> 01:38:27,256 Don't cry, okay? I know your heart bleeds. 1861 01:38:27,417 --> 01:38:31,866 Oh, My God! Finally, I'll be able to maximize my research about sex! 1862 01:38:39,451 --> 01:38:41,829 - I'll see you there. - See you. 1863 01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:44,790 Let's go. 1864 01:39:08,651 --> 01:39:10,756 You may now kiss the bride. 1865 01:39:38,150 --> 01:39:40,391 They suit each other. 1866 01:39:42,050 --> 01:39:43,461 You're next! 1867 01:39:47,550 --> 01:39:49,826 - Thank you. - You even kissed her. 1868 01:39:57,184 --> 01:39:58,424 Take care, okay? 1869 01:39:58,984 --> 01:40:00,283 - Take care. - Of course. 1870 01:40:00,284 --> 01:40:01,285 Bye. 1871 01:40:01,451 --> 01:40:02,725 Take it slow with your chicks! 1872 01:40:09,917 --> 01:40:11,863 You'll be staying with mom again, okay? 1873 01:40:12,451 --> 01:40:14,362 Back to boring. 1874 01:40:14,684 --> 01:40:17,130 I saw you earlier talking with the ﬂower girl. 1875 01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:18,522 What's her name? 1876 01:40:18,817 --> 01:40:20,057 Kyla. 1877 01:40:20,284 --> 01:40:24,460 I'm just applying what I learned from you and kuya Manny. 1878 01:40:24,717 --> 01:40:26,628 I just need the basics! 1879 01:40:27,617 --> 01:40:30,496 How about you, kuya Jerry? When will you get married? 1880 01:40:30,917 --> 01:40:34,126 Get married? I don't know. 1881 01:40:34,417 --> 01:40:36,693 Maybe when I meet the girl I love. 1882 01:40:38,551 --> 01:40:40,861 So I'll be your ring bearer too. 1883 01:40:41,084 --> 01:40:44,361 Then we'll ask Kyla to be the ﬂower girl! 1884 01:40:44,584 --> 01:40:48,031 There it is! You just want to see Kyla again! 1885 01:40:48,584 --> 01:40:50,393 You should've taken her number. 1886 01:40:50,851 --> 01:40:54,560 Of course, I took her number right away. 1887 01:40:54,818 --> 01:40:56,456 That's my boy! 1888 01:40:57,384 --> 01:40:58,658 Yeah! 1889 01:40:59,484 --> 01:41:00,690 Jerry. Jerry. 1890 01:41:01,717 --> 01:41:03,716 She's leaving on a jet plane. 1891 01:41:03,717 --> 01:41:05,890 What? What are you talking about? 1892 01:41:06,117 --> 01:41:09,758 It's Sylvia, the first girl to be bitten by a snake in Tarlac. 1893 01:41:09,950 --> 01:41:13,796 Sylvia, the first girl to wade in the mud at three in the morning. 1894 01:41:13,984 --> 01:41:17,659 Sylvia, she's leaving the pearl of the orient seas. 1895 01:41:17,717 --> 01:41:19,025 Wait, where will she go? 1896 01:41:19,317 --> 01:41:20,352 In New York. 1897 01:41:20,751 --> 01:41:23,755 Not the New York here, but the New York in America. 1898 01:41:24,184 --> 01:41:26,164 I think she likes to become like Sarah Jessica Parker. 1899 01:41:26,317 --> 01:41:29,093 Maybe she wants to be one of the cast of Sex and the City 3, 4, 5! 1900 01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:31,427 That's life, right? 1901 01:41:31,751 --> 01:41:33,321 Like cycles. 1902 01:41:34,517 --> 01:41:36,053 Try to ride a tricycle. 1903 01:41:36,551 --> 01:41:39,555 You know what, I can't understand you. Is this because of Marian? Or me? 1904 01:41:39,817 --> 01:41:42,559 Because of Marian, because of you, because of me. 1905 01:41:43,017 --> 01:41:44,655 I'm sure it's not because of me. 1906 01:41:44,917 --> 01:41:48,592 I thought I can do it but I can't. 1907 01:41:48,917 --> 01:41:50,328 If you can, I can do it too. 1908 01:41:50,584 --> 01:41:55,055 As I am liberated and independent, turned out, it's not enough. 1909 01:41:55,150 --> 01:41:58,791 What you said was true, I've become jealous, possessive. 1910 01:41:58,884 --> 01:42:00,886 I can't take it that you're now a playboy. 1911 01:42:01,251 --> 01:42:04,824 You're lucky he's a boy, others out there are gay! 1912 01:42:06,184 --> 01:42:07,925 Hey! Quiet! 1913 01:42:09,317 --> 01:42:10,352 So? 1914 01:42:10,651 --> 01:42:14,064 If we'll just clash, it's better to take a vacation from us. 1915 01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:17,129 Good. I'll take care of him. 1916 01:42:20,084 --> 01:42:22,064 I don't want to force you to change yourself, 1917 01:42:22,251 --> 01:42:23,229 its unfair to you. 1918 01:42:23,451 --> 01:42:26,762 But in the same manner, I don't want you to force me to change. 1919 01:42:27,184 --> 01:42:31,216 If we'll both change then it's fine. But if not, let it be. 1920 01:42:31,217 --> 01:42:34,664 Hopefully, when I arrived in New York, I won't be like this anymore and 1921 01:42:34,984 --> 01:42:36,827 SO are you. 1922 01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:40,489 As for me, I'll stay forever young. 1923 01:42:41,751 --> 01:42:46,029 Just like you and Manny, you changed your lives. You switched your lifestyles. 1924 01:42:46,284 --> 01:42:48,230 But it happened on its own. 1925 01:42:49,250 --> 01:42:50,957 No one forced you. 1926 01:42:51,450 --> 01:42:53,896 I want that to happen to us. 1927 01:43:16,217 --> 01:43:23,135 I'm left by you, left despaired. 1928 01:43:23,284 --> 01:43:31,101 I'm left by you, left despaired. Ouch. 1929 01:45:29,184 --> 01:45:31,095 +m - Hi. 1930 01:45:37,017 --> 01:45:40,464 So, you're the one Amanda and Bea are referring to. 1931 01:45:41,150 --> 01:45:42,652 Amanda and Bea? 1932 01:45:43,051 --> 01:45:45,554 Amanda and Bea? They used to live here before. 1933 01:45:45,784 --> 01:45:47,695 By the way, I'm Jerry. 1934 01:45:48,351 --> 01:45:49,625 Charlene. 1935 01:45:50,083 --> 01:45:52,029 I thought your name is Manny. 1936 01:45:52,084 --> 01:45:56,999 My full name is Gerardo Manuel Sergio Julius lzon IV. 1937 01:45:57,884 --> 01:45:59,625 Wow. That's long. 1938 01:45:59,950 --> 01:46:03,090 Well, I guess you're still the same old playboy they used to talk about. 1939 01:46:03,350 --> 01:46:04,829 Where did they move? 1940 01:46:05,351 --> 01:46:06,796 In Antipolo. 1941 01:46:07,084 --> 01:46:11,260 But don't worry, they asked me to look after you. 1942 01:46:11,684 --> 01:46:13,527 You really are cute. 1943 01:46:14,517 --> 01:46:16,360 So, you want to go for a swim? 1944 01:46:16,451 --> 01:46:17,486 Sure. 1945 01:46:30,017 --> 01:46:32,497 There's wine on your lips. 1946 01:46:33,951 --> 01:46:35,430 I can't remove it. 1947 01:47:37,417 --> 01:47:40,364 Now, it's my fault (*stutters") you got caught in the kitchen?! 1948 01:47:40,583 --> 01:47:42,688 You know Jerry - Oh, Manny, Manny. 1949 01:47:43,517 --> 01:47:43,892 One more. 1950 01:47:44,917 --> 01:47:46,988 Here it comes, boom! 1951 01:47:47,517 --> 01:47:49,895 What is it? Sorry, I forgot my lines. Sorry. 1952 01:47:50,251 --> 01:47:53,164 I saw you running and hiding when you - (*stutters*) 1953 01:47:54,417 --> 01:47:57,050 I've been trying to tell you but you don't -- (*stutters") 1954 01:47:57,051 --> 01:47:57,552 One more. 1955 01:47:57,784 --> 01:47:59,957 You're dragging me again into your filthy life! 1956 01:48:02,584 --> 01:48:04,120 Sorry! 1957 01:48:04,284 --> 01:48:08,027 Women have become like this because of guys like -- There. 1958 01:48:08,617 --> 01:48:11,188 It's different when it's close up. 1959 01:48:30,317 --> 01:48:33,264 I dare you, if it rains, she won't get hit by the raindrops. 1960 01:48:33,517 --> 01:48:36,191 There was a time when she's facing askew - ('stutters*) 1961 01:48:36,284 --> 01:48:37,388 When she's facing askew, I thought she's -- 1962 01:48:37,684 --> 01:48:38,958 There was a time... 1963 01:48:41,284 --> 01:48:42,422 Is this safe?! 1964 01:48:44,951 --> 01:48:48,057 Oh, My God! Oh, My God! 1965 01:48:48,517 --> 01:48:50,224 Director! 1966 01:48:52,417 --> 01:48:55,762 Useless head. A perfect body with an ugly face. 1967 01:48:56,417 --> 01:48:59,398 How about a beautiful ('stutters*) 1968 01:49:01,817 --> 01:49:04,764 That scene when you wish to be eaten by... 1969 01:49:06,950 --> 01:49:08,258 the sea. 1970 01:49:08,917 --> 01:49:09,827 Cut! 1971 01:49:13,784 --> 01:49:14,956 Cut. Cut! 1972 01:49:15,551 --> 01:49:18,327 Now, it's my fault you got caught ('stutters*) in the kitchen?! 1973 01:49:18,617 --> 01:49:20,824 Son of a gun! (swears) 1974 01:49:24,117 --> 01:49:26,250 Give Aling Baday a break! 1975 01:49:26,251 --> 01:49:28,561 She has a sideline at Pstutters") 1976 01:49:29,150 --> 01:49:29,958 Is that Chinese? 1977 01:49:30,184 --> 01:49:32,061 Look at what you're teaching to my brother! 1978 01:49:33,651 --> 01:49:36,063 I knew it ('stutters). What? 1979 01:49:36,517 --> 01:49:38,292 A buffed gay. Bufila! 1980 01:49:39,017 --> 01:49:42,658 Oh, never mind! Bro, I'm upgrading you, alright? 1981 01:49:42,750 --> 01:49:43,888 You laughed at me! 1982 01:49:47,718 --> 01:49:49,698 Are you sad? 1983 01:49:51,317 --> 01:49:52,091 Sorry. 1984 01:49:52,251 --> 01:49:53,550 Son of a gun! 1985 01:49:53,551 --> 01:49:56,498 Even if you wear Ustutters") a habit, 1986 01:50:00,617 --> 01:50:01,925 Go! Cry' 1987 01:50:02,584 --> 01:50:05,326 - Go on, cry. Cry. - Okay, cut! 1988 01:50:07,484 --> 01:50:09,191 I'll just talk to someone. Je -- Oh! 1989 01:50:09,851 --> 01:50:10,829 Marian. 1990 01:50:23,951 --> 01:50:27,489 You? What type of chick do you want? Chicken or -- Oh, Chicken. Sorry.147544