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- [stuttering]
WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?
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- ANTS!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
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I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
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- OH, THEY'RE HEADING
UNDER THE COUCH.
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THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING UNDER THERE.
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- REACH IN AND GET IT OUT.
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- WHY ME?
I'M THE KID.
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- WE'VE GONE OVER THIS.
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IF YOU LOSE A HAND,
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THERE'S A BETTER CHANCE
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YOU'LL GET IT REPLACED
IN YOUR LIFETIME.
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- I HATE WHEN YOU USE
SCIENCE AGAINST ME.
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- GO.
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WHAT? WHAT?
- OH.
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both: EW, EW, EW, EW, EW.
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- THAT'S THE CUPCAKE
FROM VALENTINE'S DAY.
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THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
UNDER THE COUCH.
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- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
- VACUUM IT UP?
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- I WAS GONNA SAY
LIGHT THE COUCH ON FIRE,
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BUT LET'S DO YOUR THING.
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MORNING.
- MORNING.
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WOW.
WOLVERINE BOXERS.
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MUST BE WEDNESDAY.
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- JUST BE GRATEFUL
IT'S NOT THONG THURSDAY.
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HERE, CARDS FOR ALL OCCASIONS,
I GET THEM IN BULK.
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- [scoffs]
BUT I NEED VALENTINE'S CARDS.
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- HEY, YOU CAN ADAPT THEM.
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- "SYMPATHIES
ON THE LOSS OF YOUR PET."
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- YEAH, YOU JUST
BLACK OUT THE COFFIN,
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GIVE THE PUPPY WINGS,
BOOM, HE'S CUPID.
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- I'LL JUST MAKE MY OWN.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
MAKE ONE FOR TARYN.
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- AH, I'VE ASKED HER OUT
AT LEAST A MILLION TIMES.
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AT SOME POINT,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE NO
FOR SOMETHING AKIN TO NO.
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- SHE'S JUST PLAYING
HARD TO GET.
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IT'S ALL PART OF
THE MERRY DANCE OF LOVE.
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COME ON, UNCLE VINNIE.
YOU'RE A CATCH.
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- THINK SO?
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GUESS I'M NOT
THAT BAD-LOOKING, EH?
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- BAD-LOOKING?
I FIND YOU QUITE COMELY.
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- DAMN RIGHT,
I'M COMELY AS HELL.
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I'M ASKING HER OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
WATCH THIS.
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- PANTS.
- I WOULD'VE CAUGHT IT.
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[quirky brass music]
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- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- SO WAIT A MINUTE
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HEY
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I NEVER FELT SO GOOD
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- HEY, MR. LIPSHITZ.
- YOU GO TO HELL.
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- FOR, "HEY, MR. LIPSHITZ"?
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- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
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AH, UH-UH-UH-UH-UH.
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HAVE IT THERE MONDAY
OR DON'T SEND IT AT ALL.
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GOOD-BYE, MOTHER.
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- GANGWAY, GUYS.
I GOT TO HIT THE SHOWER.
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- HEY, WANT SOME COMPANY?
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- I THINK I'LL MANAGE ON MY OWN.
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- I WAS KIDDING
ABOUT THE SHOWER.
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UNLESS...
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NO, I WAS KIDDING.
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UNLESS...
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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ANYWAY,
VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING,
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AND I HAPPEN TO BE UNATTACHED.
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YOU HAPPEN TO BE UNATTACHED.
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SO I THOUGHT
THE TWO OF US COULD...
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ATTACH.
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- THANKS, BUT NO.
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- BUT--
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- YOU'RE A RIDICULOUS EXCUSE
FOR A HUMAN.
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- ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?
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- NO.
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- HOW'D IT GO?
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- SHOT DOWN.
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- YOU KNOW, THAT TOO
IS PART OF THE MERRY DANCE OF--
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- SHUT UP.
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- HEY, CAN YOU LISTEN TO THIS
VALENTINE'S CARD I WROTE
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FOR MY FRIEND VIOLET?
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- SURE, BUDDY.
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- "DEAR VIOLET, IN AN EFFORT
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"TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CULTURAL
EXPERIENCE OF VALENTINE'S DAY,
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"WOULD YOU BE MY VALENTINE?
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"THIS WOULD ENTAIL
SHARING A CUPCAKE WITH ME
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"ON FEBRUARY 14TH.
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"PLEASE CHECK YES OR NO.
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I REMAIN WENDELL R. BASSET."
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- WENDELL, I'VE HAD JURY SUMMONS
THAT ARE MORE ROMANTIC.
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- BUT I'M NOT LOOKING
FOR ROMANCE.
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I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A GIRL
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WHO WILL SHARE THE SPIRIT
OF THE HOLIDAY WITH ME
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JUST FOR
THE CULTURAL EXPERIENCE.
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- CULTURAL EXPERIENCE...
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YOU KNOW, YOU MAY BE ON
TO SOMETHING HERE.
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HERE I AM SWINGING
FOR THE FENCES AND STRIKING OUT.
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YOU'RE PLAYING SMALL BALL--
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LAYING DOWN A BUNT,
JUST MAKING CONTACT,
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MOVING THE RUNNERS OVER.
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- DAMN STRAIGHT.
- YEAH.
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GIVE ME ONE OF THESE CARDS.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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PANTS?
OH, WE'RE GOOD.
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[knock at door]
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SORRY TO DISTURB YOU, BUT HERE.
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- WHY ARE YOU WISHING ME
MAZEL TOV ON MY BAR MITZVAH?
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- NO.
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LOOK, I KNOW I WAS
A LITTLE FORWARD EARLIER.
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BUT SINCE WE'RE BOTH AVAILABLE,
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WHY NOT SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY
TOGETHER?
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- [sighs]
VINNIE, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
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I'M STILL GETTING OVER
MY DIVORCE.
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- I GET IT.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE LEAST ROMANTIC EVENING
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YOU COULD IMAGINE.
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WE'LL JUST--
WE'LL WATCH A MOVIE ON NETFLIX,
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HAVE A RICE CAKE.
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I MIGHT EVEN DO
MY ONLINE TRAFFIC SCHOOL.
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JUST TWO NEIGHBORS
ON VALENTINE'S DAY
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PARTICIPATING IN A CULTURAL
EXPERIENCE IF YOU WILL.
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- I'M NOT SURE.
- NO, NO, NO.
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NO NEED TO EVEN SAY ANYTHING.
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JUST CHECK A BOX, YES OR NO.
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HERE'S A NUMBER TWO PENCIL,
PRESS HARD.
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- [sighs]
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- MAKING A LIST
OF PROS AND CONS.
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- YOU DON'T NEED
TO SHOW YOUR WORK.
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WENDELL, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
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AND APPARENTLY
I SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD.
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DO YOU THINK
THAT'S A PRO OR A CON?
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HEY, YOU GONNA BE OKAY, KIDDO?
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- SURE, CAN'T HAVE
A BROKEN HEART
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IF SOMEONE'S JUST
RIPPED IT OUT OF YOUR BODY
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AND STOMPED ALL OVER IT.
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- HEY...
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I PUT STRING CHEESE
IN YOUR LUNCH TODAY.
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HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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- I WILL NEVER LET
ANYONE HURT YOU.
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- YOU ARE HURTING ME.
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- [kissing]
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- JUST LET ME GO.
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MY ATTENDANCE RECORD
IS ALL I HAVE LEFT.
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- [sighs]
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OH, LOOK, IT'S VIOLET'S MOM.
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- WILMA, NO, LEAVE IT ALONE.
YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE.
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- I'M JUST TRYING TO SALVAGE
THIS SPECIAL DAY FOR WENDELL
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OR AT LEAST MAKE
THAT LITTLE GIRL FEEL BAD.
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- WILMA, COME ON.
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- HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL,
SWEETIE.
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- OFF YOU GO.
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HI, YOU MUST BE VIOLET'S MOM.
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I'M WILMA BASSET, WENDELL'S MOM.
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- [coughs] AUNT.
- AUNT, I'M HIS AUNT.
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I'M HIS GUARDIAN.
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- NOT LEGALLY, WHAT UP?
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- WELL, WENDELL'S ALWAYS TALKING
ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LIKES VIOLET
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AND HOW SWEET SHE IS.
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I MEAN, CLEARLY YOU'RE DOING
A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH HER.
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- THANK YOU.
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- YEAH, WHICH IS WHY ODDLY
WE WERE SO SURPRISED
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WHEN SHE TURNED DOWN
WENDELL'S VALENTINE.
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY WITH HER?
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YOU KNOW, SUFFER
ANY RECENT CONCUSSIONS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
ANY BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA?
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- SHE'S FINE.
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MY HUSBAND AND I
HAVE ALWAYS TOLD HER
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THAT DATING AT THIS AGE
IS INAPPROPRIATE.
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- DATING?
- I WILL HANDLE THIS.
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- I'M SORRY, NO, NO, NO.
HE WASN'T ASKING HER ON A DATE.
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- SEEMED LIKE A DATE TO US.
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- IT WAS A CUPCAKE
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
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AND MAYBE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH
THE TERM "CULTURAL EXPERIENCE,"
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BUT THAT'S ALL HE WANTED.
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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WENDELL'S A NEW KID
AT THIS SCHOOL,
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AND HE HASN'T BEEN HAVING
THE EASIEST TIME FITTING IN.
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- REALLY NOT MY PROBLEM, SIR.
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- HE BENDS OVER BACKWARDS
TRYING TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE,
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AND THEY DUMP SMOOTHIES
ON HIS HEAD.
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OH, BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE A GIRL
A CUPCAKE AFTER LUNCH.
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OH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.
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THE ONLY TIME
HE'S BEEN INAPPROPRIATE
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IS WHEN HE WORE
A EUROPEAN STYLE BATHING SUIT
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TO MARCO SCHWARTZMAN'S
POOL PARTY!
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- OH, OKAY, LET'S GO.
NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE.
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- SORRY IF HE WAS
A LITTLE UPSET.
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- A LITTLE?
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HE'S SO UPSET
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THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE HE'S BEEN LIVING WITH ME,
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I COULDN'T PUT A GOLD STAR
ON HIS POOP CHART.
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HE MAY NEVER POOP AGAIN!
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INAPPROPRIATE?
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HE'S--
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S INA--
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THIS WHOLE PLACE IS INAPPRO--
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HE'S INA--
YOU ARE.
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
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- I DIDN'T MEAN
TO EMBARRASS YOU.
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- "WHAT A COMFORTING
CONSOLATION,"
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HE SAID, DRIPPING IRONY.
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FEAST YOUR PEEPERS
ON THE LATEST YOUTUBE SENSATION.
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- DORK KID'S DAD GOES BERSERK?
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THIS IS GONNA BE HILAR--
THIS IS US, ISN'T IT?
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[in Auto-Tune] THEY DUMP
SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD
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SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD
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A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT
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POOP CHART, POOP CHART
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A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT
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NEVER POOP AGAIN
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DUMP SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD
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SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD
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A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT
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POOP CHART, POOP CHART
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A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT
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NEVER POOP AGAIN
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- THERE ARE POOP CHARTS
POSTED ALL OVER SCHOOL
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WITH MY PICTURE ON THEM.
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KIDS ARE WRITING
EPIC POEMS ABOUT IT.
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- EPIC POEMS?
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- THE GIFTED CLASS
CAN BE BRUTAL.
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- I WAS JUST TRYING
TO STAND UP FOR YOU.
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- WELL, YOU TURNED ME
INTO A JOKE.
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- I DIDN'T MEAN IT, WENDELL.
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MEAN IT, WENDELL
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MEAN IT, MEAN IT,
MEAN IT, WENDELL
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00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,404
I CAN SEE
WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY HITS.
231
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,368
IT'S REALLY CATCHY.
232
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,367
- NICE WORK, UNCLE VINNIE.
233
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,468
I HAVE NEVER BEEN
SO HUMILIATED...
234
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,510
OR CONSTIPATED.
235
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,882
- HEY, IF IT ISN'T POOP CHART.
236
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,352
- THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
237
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,220
- THEN HOW'D YOU KNOW
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU?
238
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,988
- DEDUCTIVE SYLLOGISM.
239
00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,387
- OKAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT IS,
240
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,118
SO WE'RE GOING BACK
TO THE POOP CHART THING.
241
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,463
OKAY WITH YOU THERE, POOP CHART?
242
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,899
HEY, IF IT ISN'T
MRS. POOP CHART.
243
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:55,895
- THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
244
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,426
- [laughs]
245
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,070
- HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
246
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,096
MAKE FUN OF ME ALL YOU WANT,
247
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,700
BUT YOU BETTER LEAVE
VIOLET ALONE.
248
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,642
- AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
249
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,167
- BECAUSE THERE'S
A NOBILITY ABOUT HER
250
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,272
THAT EVEN JERKS
LIKE YOU CAN SEE.
251
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,884
SHE'S THE ONE WHO SHOULD
BE MOST MAD AT ME,
252
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,276
BUT SHE'S
THE ONLY PERSON IN SCHOOL
253
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,007
WHO HASN'T RAZZED ME
IN THE PAST 24 HOURS.
254
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,783
IT'S THE REASON I WANTED TO
SPEND MY VALENTINE'S WITH HER.
255
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,187
SO LAY OFF.
256
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,790
- POOP CHART.
257
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,192
[laughter]
258
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,828
[knock at door]
259
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,331
- HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
NEIGHBOR.
260
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,472
- I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
261
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,166
I'M AFRAID
I HAVE TO CANCEL TONIGHT.
262
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,038
- I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
263
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,507
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
264
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,036
- ARE THOSE VALENTINE'S DAY
DECORATIONS?
265
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,082
- OH.
[scoffs]
266
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:48,347
NO, JUST HEART AND AN ANGEL WITH
A BOW AND ARROW DECORATIONS,
267
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:52,588
NOT SPECIFIC
TO ANY PARTICULAR DAY.
268
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,855
- WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE.
269
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,955
- NOT AT ALL.
270
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,887
[lights and objects clattering]
271
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,465
SO WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT?
272
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,895
- UH, I HAVE
TO STAY WITH WENDELL.
273
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,440
HE'S HAD A ROUGH DAY.
274
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,435
- WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I KNOW
NOW BEFORE I GOT TOO INTO IT.
275
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,136
TELL HIM I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER.
276
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,552
- I WILL.
AND AGAIN, I'M SORRY.
277
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,305
- NOT A PROBLEM.
278
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,953
pop!
279
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,364
- [sighs]
280
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,355
[elevator dings]
281
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,756
[Vinnie's head pounding softly]
282
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,188
- ARE YOU OKAY, MR. BASSET?
283
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,032
- HUH?
OH, YES--HI, TIFFANY.
284
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,058
- HOW'S WENDELL?
285
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,163
- HE'S GOOD.
HE'S GOOD.
286
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,274
ACTUALLY, HE'S NOT GOOD.
287
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,396
HE'S SAD.
288
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,840
HAD KIND OF
A HARD DAY AT SCHOOL.
289
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,265
- OH, YEAH,
I SAW THAT AWFUL VIDEO.
290
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,841
YOU WERE GREAT, THOUGH.
291
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:49,379
- YEAH, THANKS, WASN'T PLANNED,
YOU KNOW, JUST...
292
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,946
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE.
293
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,375
- TELL WENDELL I HOPE HE'S OKAY.
294
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,450
I REALLY LIKE HIM.
295
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,517
SAY HI FOR ME.
296
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,445
- TI--WAIT, TIFFANY.
297
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,450
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY HI
TO WENDELL YOURSELF?
298
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,992
HERE'S THE THING.
299
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:04,158
HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A CUPCAKE
WITH A GIRL ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
300
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,487
MAYBE YOU COULD BE THAT GIRL?
301
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,302
- OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
I'D LOVE TO.
302
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,595
- COME BY AROUND 8:00-ISH.
IT'S A NICE THING YOU'RE DOING.
303
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,267
- IF YOU WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING NICE,
304
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,425
SOME FRIENDS AND I ARE GONNA
GO WORK AT A HOMELESS SHEL--
305
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,874
- OW!
OH, TOOTHACHE, I CAN'T TALK.
306
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,810
WOW.
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
307
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,136
OH, GOD!
BYE, TIFFANY!
308
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,647
GOOD NEWS: WENDELL'S BETTER.
WE'RE BACK ON.
309
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,619
- TERRIFIC.
310
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,830
- HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
311
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,086
- YEAH, SURE, FOR YOU.
312
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,703
YOU'VE GOT A DATE
WITH RAGGEDY ANN NEXT DOOR.
313
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,474
FOR ME, IT'S JUST ANOTHER
CRUEL HALLMARK HOLIDAY
314
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,526
THAT'LL NEVER LIVE UP--
315
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,044
HEY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
TO YOU.
316
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,338
- ALL RIGHT.
317
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,669
I'M BACK IN THE GAME.
318
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,854
SOMEONE OWES ME A GOLD STAR.
319
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,975
- FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS.
320
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,350
SECOND, WENDELL,
I KNOW I MESSED THINGS UP,
321
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,849
AND I WANT TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
322
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:07,551
SO I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO HAVE
YOUR CULTURAL EXPERIENCE.
323
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,564
- NO!
NO, HE'S MY VALENTINE.
324
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,128
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WENDELL?
325
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,557
- AUNT WILMA, WE NEED TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION ABOUT BOUNDARIES.
326
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,733
- MMM, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
327
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,702
I READ THAT IN YOUR JOURNAL.
328
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,142
- GOOD NEWS:
TIFFANY'S COMING OVER.
329
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,767
- TIFFANY?
I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER.
330
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,242
- NOT AS A SITTER.
331
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,980
SHE SAID SHE'D BE THRILLED
TO SHARE THE CULTURAL EXPERIENCE
332
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,336
OF VALENTINE'S DAY WITH YOU.
333
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,283
- REALLY?
THANKS, UNCLE VINNIE.
334
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,719
BUT I'M NOT GONNA PUT
TOO MUCH EXPECTATION ON THIS.
335
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,315
IT'S JUST A CASUAL EXCHANGE.
336
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,388
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
337
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,686
I'M GONNA GO
PUT ON MY GOOD BOW TIE.
338
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,129
- WOW, REALLY LOOKS LIKE
YOU PULLED THIS ONE OFF.
339
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,125
- YEAH.
340
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,586
I NEVER DOUBTED ME.
341
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,604
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I GOT
TO GO EAT WITH MY VALENTINE
342
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,167
AND EVERYTHING'S RIGHT
WITH THE WORLD.
343
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,765
- I DON'T HAVE A VALENTINE.
344
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,266
- YEAH, I KNOW.
345
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,907
[knock at door]
346
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,136
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
347
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,610
- [sobbing]
348
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,078
- HEY, WHY ARE YOU ALL GROSS?
349
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,707
ARE YOU OKAY?
350
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,312
- RIGHT AFTER YOU LEFT,
351
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,284
I WENT ON FACEBOOK AND CAME
ACROSS PICTURES OF MY EX-HUSBAND
352
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:15,093
ON VACATION WITH
HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND IN TUSCANY.
353
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,558
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE TOOK ME
ON OUR HONEYMOON?
354
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,057
NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FLORIDA.
355
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,360
[sobbing]
356
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,101
OUR HONEYMOON, VINNIE.
357
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,226
- OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
- [sobbing]
358
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,943
- THAT'S OKAY,
CRY IT OUT, CRY IT OUT.
359
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,496
- [sobbing]
360
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,173
- DID YOU AT LEAST MAKE IT
TO BUSCH GARDENS?
361
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:37,582
- [sobbing]
YES, THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT.
362
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,047
- HEY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
363
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,248
'CAUSE YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE
TOGETHER ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
364
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,951
- OH, YEAH, NO, I--
I CAN'T DO THAT.
365
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,794
I'M TOO DEPRESSED.
I CAN'T GO ON A DATE, SORRY.
366
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,688
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
IT'S NOT A DATE, REMEMBER?
367
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,730
IT'S JUST A CULTURAL EXPERIENCE.
368
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,155
JUST TWO PEOPLE NOT BEING ALONE
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
369
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,270
- WELL, CAN I PICK THE MOVIE?
370
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,596
- WELL, YEAH, IF YOU THINK
THERE'S A MOVIE WE WOULD--
371
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600
- TWILIGHT.
372
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,713
- I HAVE TO ADMIT
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF TWI--
373
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,275
YES, TWI--
LET'S DO TWILIGHT.
374
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:12,675
YEAH, LET'S CAP THAT BIG OLD
FOUNTAIN OF MUCUS WITH...
375
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,279
[moans softly]
TWILIGHT!
376
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,093
- GOOD,
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
377
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,323
[knock at door]
378
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,834
- OH, SHE'S HERE.
TIFFANY'S HERE.
379
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,996
THIS IS GONNA BE
A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY.
380
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,826
- IT ALREADY IS.
381
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,843
YOUR UNCLE PROMISED YOU
A GOOD TIME, AND HE DELIVERED.
382
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,483
- I'M HERE FOR WENDELL?
383
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,148
- HOW GOOD OF A TIME
WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE?
384
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,887
- [chuckles nervously]
WHERE'S TIFFANY?
385
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,145
- OH, I'M TIFFANY'S SISTER.
386
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,794
SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY
LAST-MINUTE.
387
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,458
SOMETHING ABOUT A CAT
WITHOUT A COLLAR.
388
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,727
SO THAT'S HER WEEKEND.
389
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,026
- SO WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU?
390
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,130
- I'M KRYSTAL WITH A "K" AND
A "Y," LIKE IT SAYS RIGHT HERE.
391
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,203
- OKAY...
[stutters] I BELIEVE YOU.
392
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,671
THANK YOU, OKAY.
393
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,469
- SHE SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES.
394
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,171
- TRUST ME, IT'S NOT CIGARETTES.
395
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,543
UM...
396
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,141
SO ARE WE GONNA
DO THIS CUPCAKE THING NOW,
397
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,054
OR DO I HAVE TIME
TO USE THE TOILET?
398
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,546
- OH, GOSH, YOU'RE ADORABLE.
399
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,817
LOOK, UM...
400
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,245
I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING TIME OUT
OF YOUR BUSY PIERCING SCHEDULE
401
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,623
TO SPEND THE EVENING WITH US,
402
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,860
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY.
403
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,226
- OKAY, GREAT, I'LL JUST
TAKE MY MONEY AND GO THEN.
404
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,425
- MONEY?
405
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,056
- UH, YEAH, MY SISTER
PROMISED ME 20 BUCKS.
406
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,063
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO PAY.
407
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,934
- [sighs]
408
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,971
I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE ANY CASH.
WENDELL?
409
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,937
- SORRY, ALL MY MONEY'S
IN BONDS.
410
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,766
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST--
I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK.
411
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,972
- OOH, A CHECK.
412
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,513
YOU CAN PUT IT
IN MY BIRTHDAY CARD, GRANDMA.
413
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,247
I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME CASH.
414
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,950
- OKAY.
415
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,991
- NOW THAT'S TRUE LOVE.
416
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,989
[emotional music playing
on TV]
417
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:09,162
418
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:13,532
- BUT HE'S A VAMPIRE.
IT'S DOOMED.
419
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,303
- THAT'S WHAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
420
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:23,242
421
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,387
- YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BE
TOO IMPRESSED WITH THIS GUY.
422
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,715
HE'S BEEN GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL
FOR 700 YEARS.
423
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:36,788
- SHH, LISTEN TO THIS.
424
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,959
YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
425
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,727
TO UNDERSTAND
THE SECOND AND THIRD MOVIE.
426
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,956
- [on TV]
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
427
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,560
- THERE'S MO--
428
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,832
OH, WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW LATE IT WAS GETTING.
429
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,142
IT'S ALMOST...
8:30.
430
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,935
I SHOULD GET GOING.
431
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,507
- DON'T.
- WHY?
432
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,136
- BECAUSE I'M IN THE MOOD TO DO
SOMETHING STUPID TONIGHT.
433
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,954
- W-WITH ME?
434
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,776
- HENCE THE TERM "STUPID."
435
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,421
- WELL, IF--
IF YOU LIKE STUPID,
436
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,319
I GOT SOME OLD REPORT CARDS
THAT'LL DRIVE YOU WILD.
437
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,155
WAIT, ARE YOU DOING THIS
JUST TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR EX?
438
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,432
ANY WARM BODY'LL DO?
439
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,699
- YEAH.
- I'M COOL WITH THAT.
440
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,968
[knock at door]
441
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,066
- VINNIE!
VINNIE!
442
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:25,168
- WHY DON'T WE JUST IGNORE IT?
PROBABLY A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.
443
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,642
[knocking continues]
444
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,939
- VINNIE!
445
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,940
- IT'S WILMA.
446
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,581
- ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING!
447
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,982
THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD, SISTER.
448
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,180
- YOU REMEMBER VIOLET'S MOM.
449
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:40,193
- YES, YEAH, I WAS JUST HELPING
THIS YOUNG LADY STUDY
450
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,047
FOR HER REAL ESTATE EXAM.
451
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,024
- CHEERS.
452
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:48,363
- REMEMBER, THE INTEREST
ON A RENTAL CAN BE...
453
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,561
AMORTIZED OVER THE WHOLE YEAR.
454
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,202
GOOD JOB.
455
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,566
- VIOLET TOLD ME HOW CHIVALROUS
WENDELL WAS THIS AFTERNOON.
456
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,409
SO SHE INSISTED
WE MAKE CUPCAKES FOR HIM.
457
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,236
- HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
WENDELL.
458
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,981
- HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
459
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,745
- IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
460
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,817
- THE MERRY DANCE...
I GET IT NOW.
461
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,664
- YOU MUST BE
A PRETTY GOOD PARENT
462
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,226
TO HAVE TAUGHT WENDELL
TO BE SUCH A GENTLEMAN.
463
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,086
[together]
THANK YOU.
464
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,633
- ALL RIGHT.
465
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,870
- I HAVE TO ADMIT
I'M NEW TO THIS PARENTING THING,
466
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,665
BUT I DO TRY TO CREATE
467
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,397
A WHOLESOME ENVIRONMENT
FOR YOUNG WENDELL.
468
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,843
- HEY, THESE BEERS FOR ANYBODY?
469
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,338
[can fizzes]
470
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,844
I MEAN, IT'S ALREADY OPEN.
471
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,013
- WHO'S THAT?
- TIFFANY'S SISTER.
472
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,681
N-N-N-BE-TE,
THAT'S MINE.
473
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,750
EH, YOU'RE DONE HERE.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
474
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,079
BYE-BYE.
475
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,323
- WHATEVS.
476
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,919
I'LL LEAVE NOW, BUT I STILL GOT
TO GET PAID FOR THE FULL HOUR,
477
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,991
SO...
478
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,589
- ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
479
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,569
OH, NO, SHE'S NOT FOR ME.
480
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,196
I GOT HER FOR WENDELL.
481
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,941
A-ACTUALLY,
I GOT A YOUNGER GIRL.
482
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,812
JUST FOR THE EXPERIENCE.
483
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,476
- OH, MY...
484
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,575
- I'M NOT EXPLAINING THIS WELL,
AM I?
485
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,851
- YOU'RE BACK.
486
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,892
[sighs]
487
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,119
SO...
488
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,834
STILL WANT TO DO
SOMETHING STUPID?
489
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,429
- I'M ABOUT TO.
490
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,073
GOOD NIGHT.
491
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,514
- GOOD NIGHT.
492
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,422
- THANKS FOR CHECKING
THE "YES" BOX.
493
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720
[door closes]
494
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,761
[screaming]
NO!
495
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,357
[elevator dings]
496
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,059
- YOU KNOW,
ORGANIZING THE TRANSIT SYSTEM
497
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,772
IS MY HIGHEST PRIORITY.
498
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,025
BE COOL.
499
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:07,973
SO...
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