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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,747 - [stuttering] WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG? 2 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,445 - ANTS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 3 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:16,177 I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. 4 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,624 - OH, THEY'RE HEADING UNDER THE COUCH. 5 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,089 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING UNDER THERE. 6 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,118 - REACH IN AND GET IT OUT. 7 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,492 - WHY ME? I'M THE KID. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,520 - WE'VE GONE OVER THIS. 9 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,534 IF YOU LOSE A HAND, 10 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:25,725 THERE'S A BETTER CHANCE 11 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,326 YOU'LL GET IT REPLACED IN YOUR LIFETIME. 12 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,298 - I HATE WHEN YOU USE SCIENCE AGAINST ME. 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,227 - GO. 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,325 WHAT? WHAT? - OH. 15 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,874 both: EW, EW, EW, EW, EW. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,239 - THAT'S THE CUPCAKE FROM VALENTINE'S DAY. 17 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,839 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE COUCH. 18 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,740 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. - VACUUM IT UP? 19 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,312 - I WAS GONNA SAY LIGHT THE COUCH ON FIRE, 20 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:45,851 BUT LET'S DO YOUR THING. 21 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,316 MORNING. - MORNING. 22 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:50,576 WOW. WOLVERINE BOXERS. 23 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,354 MUST BE WEDNESDAY. 24 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:56,963 - JUST BE GRATEFUL IT'S NOT THONG THURSDAY. 25 00:00:56,957 --> 00:01:01,197 HERE, CARDS FOR ALL OCCASIONS, I GET THEM IN BULK. 26 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,170 - [scoffs] BUT I NEED VALENTINE'S CARDS. 27 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,426 - HEY, YOU CAN ADAPT THEM. 28 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:10,244 - "SYMPATHIES ON THE LOSS OF YOUR PET." 29 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,308 - YEAH, YOU JUST BLACK OUT THE COFFIN, 30 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,306 GIVE THE PUPPY WINGS, BOOM, HE'S CUPID. 31 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,278 - I'LL JUST MAKE MY OWN. 32 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,507 MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE FOR TARYN. 33 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:20,812 - AH, I'VE ASKED HER OUT AT LEAST A MILLION TIMES. 34 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,454 AT SOME POINT, 35 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:26,150 I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE NO FOR SOMETHING AKIN TO NO. 36 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,894 - SHE'S JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET. 37 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,158 IT'S ALL PART OF THE MERRY DANCE OF LOVE. 38 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,692 COME ON, UNCLE VINNIE. YOU'RE A CATCH. 39 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,934 - THINK SO? 40 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,369 GUESS I'M NOT THAT BAD-LOOKING, EH? 41 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,426 - BAD-LOOKING? I FIND YOU QUITE COMELY. 42 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,374 - DAMN RIGHT, I'M COMELY AS HELL. 43 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,542 I'M ASKING HER OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 44 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,839 I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW. WATCH THIS. 45 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,341 - PANTS. - I WOULD'VE CAUGHT IT. 46 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:53,354 [quirky brass music] 47 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,347 48 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,348 - I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 49 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:58,190 - NEVER FELT SO GOOD 50 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,346 - I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 51 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,194 - NEVER FELT SO GOOD 52 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,061 - SO WAIT A MINUTE 53 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,058 HEY 54 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,499 I NEVER FELT SO GOOD 55 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,700 - HEY, MR. LIPSHITZ. - YOU GO TO HELL. 56 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,613 - FOR, "HEY, MR. LIPSHITZ"? 57 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,805 - I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 58 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,206 AH, UH-UH-UH-UH-UH. 59 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:25,209 HAVE IT THERE MONDAY OR DON'T SEND IT AT ALL. 60 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,423 GOOD-BYE, MOTHER. 61 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,245 - GANGWAY, GUYS. I GOT TO HIT THE SHOWER. 62 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,880 - HEY, WANT SOME COMPANY? 63 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,724 - I THINK I'LL MANAGE ON MY OWN. 64 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,320 - I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE SHOWER. 65 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,922 UNLESS... 66 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,733 NO, I WAS KIDDING. 67 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,785 UNLESS... 68 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,900 I'M JUST KIDDING. 69 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,226 ANYWAY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING, 70 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,003 AND I HAPPEN TO BE UNATTACHED. 71 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,340 YOU HAPPEN TO BE UNATTACHED. 72 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,136 SO I THOUGHT THE TWO OF US COULD... 73 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,338 ATTACH. 74 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,070 - THANKS, BUT NO. 75 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,243 - BUT-- 76 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,608 - YOU'RE A RIDICULOUS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN. 77 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,084 - ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE? 78 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,022 - NO. 79 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,391 - HOW'D IT GO? 80 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,634 - SHOT DOWN. 81 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,096 - YOU KNOW, THAT TOO IS PART OF THE MERRY DANCE OF-- 82 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,595 - SHUT UP. 83 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,028 - HEY, CAN YOU LISTEN TO THIS VALENTINE'S CARD I WROTE 84 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,373 FOR MY FRIEND VIOLET? 85 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,799 - SURE, BUDDY. 86 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,314 - "DEAR VIOLET, IN AN EFFORT 87 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,836 "TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CULTURAL EXPERIENCE OF VALENTINE'S DAY, 88 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,841 "WOULD YOU BE MY VALENTINE? 89 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,683 "THIS WOULD ENTAIL SHARING A CUPCAKE WITH ME 90 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,179 "ON FEBRUARY 14TH. 91 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,450 "PLEASE CHECK YES OR NO. 92 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,578 I REMAIN WENDELL R. BASSET." 93 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:44,489 - WENDELL, I'VE HAD JURY SUMMONS THAT ARE MORE ROMANTIC. 94 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,562 - BUT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ROMANCE. 95 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,830 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A GIRL 96 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:49,828 WHO WILL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY WITH ME 97 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,300 JUST FOR THE CULTURAL EXPERIENCE. 98 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,570 - CULTURAL EXPERIENCE... 99 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,109 YOU KNOW, YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING HERE. 100 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:00,865 HERE I AM SWINGING FOR THE FENCES AND STRIKING OUT. 101 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,414 YOU'RE PLAYING SMALL BALL-- 102 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:06,111 LAYING DOWN A BUNT, JUST MAKING CONTACT, 103 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,553 MOVING THE RUNNERS OVER. 104 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,448 - DAMN STRAIGHT. - YEAH. 105 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,792 GIVE ME ONE OF THESE CARDS. 106 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,357 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 107 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,660 PANTS? OH, WE'RE GOOD. 108 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,867 [knock at door] 109 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,196 SORRY TO DISTURB YOU, BUT HERE. 110 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,612 - WHY ARE YOU WISHING ME MAZEL TOV ON MY BAR MITZVAH? 111 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,338 - NO. 112 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:41,005 LOOK, I KNOW I WAS A LITTLE FORWARD EARLIER. 113 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,524 BUT SINCE WE'RE BOTH AVAILABLE, 114 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,347 WHY NOT SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY TOGETHER? 115 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,953 - [sighs] VINNIE, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. 116 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,394 I'M STILL GETTING OVER MY DIVORCE. 117 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,659 - I GET IT. 118 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,457 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC EVENING 119 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,759 YOU COULD IMAGINE. 120 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,630 WE'LL JUST-- WE'LL WATCH A MOVIE ON NETFLIX, 121 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,898 HAVE A RICE CAKE. 122 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,266 I MIGHT EVEN DO MY ONLINE TRAFFIC SCHOOL. 123 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:01,995 JUST TWO NEIGHBORS ON VALENTINE'S DAY 124 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:06,172 PARTICIPATING IN A CULTURAL EXPERIENCE IF YOU WILL. 125 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,983 - I'M NOT SURE. - NO, NO, NO. 126 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,535 NO NEED TO EVEN SAY ANYTHING. 127 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:12,483 JUST CHECK A BOX, YES OR NO. 128 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,382 HERE'S A NUMBER TWO PENCIL, PRESS HARD. 129 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,720 - [sighs] 130 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,164 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 131 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,388 - MAKING A LIST OF PROS AND CONS. 132 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,034 - YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOW YOUR WORK. 133 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,407 WENDELL, YOU'RE A GENIUS! 134 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:45,410 AND APPARENTLY I SMELL LIKE CHINESE FOOD. 135 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,423 DO YOU THINK THAT'S A PRO OR A CON? 136 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,005 HEY, YOU GONNA BE OKAY, KIDDO? 137 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,080 - SURE, CAN'T HAVE A BROKEN HEART 138 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,879 IF SOMEONE'S JUST RIPPED IT OUT OF YOUR BODY 139 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,221 AND STOMPED ALL OVER IT. 140 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,745 - HEY... 141 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,023 I PUT STRING CHEESE IN YOUR LUNCH TODAY. 142 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,961 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 143 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:33,627 - I WILL NEVER LET ANYONE HURT YOU. 144 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,897 - YOU ARE HURTING ME. 145 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,655 - [kissing] 146 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:37,804 - JUST LET ME GO. 147 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,598 MY ATTENDANCE RECORD IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. 148 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,274 - [sighs] 149 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,111 OH, LOOK, IT'S VIOLET'S MOM. 150 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,776 - WILMA, NO, LEAVE IT ALONE. YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE. 151 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,176 - I'M JUST TRYING TO SALVAGE THIS SPECIAL DAY FOR WENDELL 152 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,948 OR AT LEAST MAKE THAT LITTLE GIRL FEEL BAD. 153 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:53,946 - WILMA, COME ON. 154 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,377 - HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL, SWEETIE. 155 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,622 - OFF YOU GO. 156 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,917 HI, YOU MUST BE VIOLET'S MOM. 157 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,349 I'M WILMA BASSET, WENDELL'S MOM. 158 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,364 - [coughs] AUNT. - AUNT, I'M HIS AUNT. 159 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,486 I'M HIS GUARDIAN. 160 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,092 - NOT LEGALLY, WHAT UP? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 161 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,603 - WELL, WENDELL'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LIKES VIOLET 162 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,056 AND HOW SWEET SHE IS. 163 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,933 I MEAN, CLEARLY YOU'RE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH HER. 164 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,172 - THANK YOU. 165 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,396 - YEAH, WHICH IS WHY ODDLY WE WERE SO SURPRISED 166 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,572 WHEN SHE TURNED DOWN WENDELL'S VALENTINE. 167 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,671 IS EVERYTHING OKAY WITH HER? 168 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,512 YOU KNOW, SUFFER ANY RECENT CONCUSSIONS? 169 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,908 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ANY BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA? 170 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:23,910 - SHE'S FINE. 171 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,651 MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE ALWAYS TOLD HER 172 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,816 THAT DATING AT THIS AGE IS INAPPROPRIATE. 173 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,245 - DATING? - I WILL HANDLE THIS. 174 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,349 - I'M SORRY, NO, NO, NO. HE WASN'T ASKING HER ON A DATE. 175 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,552 - SEEMED LIKE A DATE TO US. 176 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,124 - IT WAS A CUPCAKE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 177 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:39,293 AND MAYBE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE TERM "CULTURAL EXPERIENCE," 178 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,962 BUT THAT'S ALL HE WANTED. 179 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,131 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 180 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,929 WENDELL'S A NEW KID AT THIS SCHOOL, 181 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,601 AND HE HASN'T BEEN HAVING THE EASIEST TIME FITTING IN. 182 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,570 - REALLY NOT MY PROBLEM, SIR. 183 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,199 - HE BENDS OVER BACKWARDS TRYING TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE, 184 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,644 AND THEY DUMP SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD. 185 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,140 OH, BUT HE WANTS TO GIVE A GIRL A CUPCAKE AFTER LUNCH. 186 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:56,612 OH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. 187 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:58,650 THE ONLY TIME HE'S BEEN INAPPROPRIATE 188 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,906 IS WHEN HE WORE A EUROPEAN STYLE BATHING SUIT 189 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,554 TO MARCO SCHWARTZMAN'S POOL PARTY! 190 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,420 - OH, OKAY, LET'S GO. NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE. 191 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,247 - SORRY IF HE WAS A LITTLE UPSET. 192 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,253 - A LITTLE? 193 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,594 HE'S SO UPSET 194 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,719 THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HE'S BEEN LIVING WITH ME, 195 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,564 I COULDN'T PUT A GOLD STAR ON HIS POOP CHART. 196 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,560 HE MAY NEVER POOP AGAIN! 197 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,803 INAPPROPRIATE? 198 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,797 HE'S-- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S INA-- 199 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,299 THIS WHOLE PLACE IS INAPPRO-- 200 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,300 HE'S INA-- YOU ARE. 201 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,374 - WHAT WAS THAT? - I HAVE NO IDEA. 202 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,282 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU. 203 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,707 - "WHAT A COMFORTING CONSOLATION," 204 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,212 HE SAID, DRIPPING IRONY. 205 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,623 FEAST YOUR PEEPERS ON THE LATEST YOUTUBE SENSATION. 206 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,694 - DORK KID'S DAD GOES BERSERK? 207 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,731 THIS IS GONNA BE HILAR-- THIS IS US, ISN'T IT? 208 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,926 [in Auto-Tune] THEY DUMP SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD 209 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:51,931 SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD 210 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,102 A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT 211 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,370 POOP CHART, POOP CHART 212 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,437 A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT 213 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,435 NEVER POOP AGAIN 214 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,736 DUMP SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD 215 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,108 SMOOTHIES ON HIS HEAD 216 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,406 A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT 217 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,607 POOP CHART, POOP CHART 218 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,739 A EUROPEAN BATHING SUIT 219 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,753 NEVER POOP AGAIN 220 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,605 - THERE ARE POOP CHARTS POSTED ALL OVER SCHOOL 221 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,854 WITH MY PICTURE ON THEM. 222 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,618 KIDS ARE WRITING EPIC POEMS ABOUT IT. 223 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:11,948 - EPIC POEMS? 224 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,892 - THE GIFTED CLASS CAN BE BRUTAL. 225 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,318 - I WAS JUST TRYING TO STAND UP FOR YOU. 226 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,394 - WELL, YOU TURNED ME INTO A JOKE. 227 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,792 - I DIDN'T MEAN IT, WENDELL. 228 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,064 MEAN IT, WENDELL 229 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,062 MEAN IT, MEAN IT, MEAN IT, WENDELL 230 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,404 I CAN SEE WHY YOU HAVE SO MANY HITS. 231 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,368 IT'S REALLY CATCHY. 232 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,367 - NICE WORK, UNCLE VINNIE. 233 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,468 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED... 234 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,510 OR CONSTIPATED. 235 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,882 - HEY, IF IT ISN'T POOP CHART. 236 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,352 - THAT'S NOT MY NAME. 237 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,220 - THEN HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU? 238 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,988 - DEDUCTIVE SYLLOGISM. 239 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,387 - OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, 240 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,118 SO WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE POOP CHART THING. 241 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,463 OKAY WITH YOU THERE, POOP CHART? 242 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,899 HEY, IF IT ISN'T MRS. POOP CHART. 243 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:55,895 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 244 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,426 - [laughs] 245 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,070 - HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 246 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,096 MAKE FUN OF ME ALL YOU WANT, 247 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,700 BUT YOU BETTER LEAVE VIOLET ALONE. 248 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,642 - AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 249 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,167 - BECAUSE THERE'S A NOBILITY ABOUT HER 250 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,272 THAT EVEN JERKS LIKE YOU CAN SEE. 251 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,884 SHE'S THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE MOST MAD AT ME, 252 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,276 BUT SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN SCHOOL 253 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,007 WHO HASN'T RAZZED ME IN THE PAST 24 HOURS. 254 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,783 IT'S THE REASON I WANTED TO SPEND MY VALENTINE'S WITH HER. 255 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,187 SO LAY OFF. 256 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,790 - POOP CHART. 257 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,192 [laughter] 258 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,828 [knock at door] 259 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,331 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, NEIGHBOR. 260 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,472 - I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. 261 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,166 I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO CANCEL TONIGHT. 262 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,038 - I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 263 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,507 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 264 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,036 - ARE THOSE VALENTINE'S DAY DECORATIONS? 265 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,082 - OH. [scoffs] 266 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:48,347 NO, JUST HEART AND AN ANGEL WITH A BOW AND ARROW DECORATIONS, 267 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:52,588 NOT SPECIFIC TO ANY PARTICULAR DAY. 268 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,855 - WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE. 269 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,955 - NOT AT ALL. 270 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,887 [lights and objects clattering] 271 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,465 SO WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT? 272 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,895 - UH, I HAVE TO STAY WITH WENDELL. 273 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,440 HE'S HAD A ROUGH DAY. 274 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,435 - WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING I KNOW NOW BEFORE I GOT TOO INTO IT. 275 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,136 TELL HIM I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER. 276 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,552 - I WILL. AND AGAIN, I'M SORRY. 277 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,305 - NOT A PROBLEM. 278 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,953 pop! 279 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,364 - [sighs] 280 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,355 [elevator dings] 281 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,756 [Vinnie's head pounding softly] 282 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,188 - ARE YOU OKAY, MR. BASSET? 283 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,032 - HUH? OH, YES--HI, TIFFANY. 284 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,058 - HOW'S WENDELL? 285 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,163 - HE'S GOOD. HE'S GOOD. 286 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,274 ACTUALLY, HE'S NOT GOOD. 287 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,396 HE'S SAD. 288 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,840 HAD KIND OF A HARD DAY AT SCHOOL. 289 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,265 - OH, YEAH, I SAW THAT AWFUL VIDEO. 290 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,841 YOU WERE GREAT, THOUGH. 291 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:49,379 - YEAH, THANKS, WASN'T PLANNED, YOU KNOW, JUST... 292 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,946 LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE. 293 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,375 - TELL WENDELL I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 294 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,450 I REALLY LIKE HIM. 295 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,517 SAY HI FOR ME. 296 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,445 - TI--WAIT, TIFFANY. 297 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,450 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY HI TO WENDELL YOURSELF? 298 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,992 HERE'S THE THING. 299 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:04,158 HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A CUPCAKE WITH A GIRL ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 300 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,487 MAYBE YOU COULD BE THAT GIRL? 301 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,302 - OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. I'D LOVE TO. 302 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,595 - COME BY AROUND 8:00-ISH. IT'S A NICE THING YOU'RE DOING. 303 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,267 - IF YOU WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE, 304 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,425 SOME FRIENDS AND I ARE GONNA GO WORK AT A HOMELESS SHEL-- 305 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,874 - OW! OH, TOOTHACHE, I CAN'T TALK. 306 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,810 WOW. SEE YOU TONIGHT. 307 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,136 OH, GOD! BYE, TIFFANY! 308 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,647 GOOD NEWS: WENDELL'S BETTER. WE'RE BACK ON. 309 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,619 - TERRIFIC. 310 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,830 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 311 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,086 - YEAH, SURE, FOR YOU. 312 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,703 YOU'VE GOT A DATE WITH RAGGEDY ANN NEXT DOOR. 313 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,474 FOR ME, IT'S JUST ANOTHER CRUEL HALLMARK HOLIDAY 314 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,526 THAT'LL NEVER LIVE UP-- 315 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,044 HEY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU. 316 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,338 - ALL RIGHT. 317 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,669 I'M BACK IN THE GAME. 318 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,854 SOMEONE OWES ME A GOLD STAR. 319 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,975 - FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS. 320 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,350 SECOND, WENDELL, I KNOW I MESSED THINGS UP, 321 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,849 AND I WANT TO MAKE IT RIGHT. 322 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:07,551 SO I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO HAVE YOUR CULTURAL EXPERIENCE. 323 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,564 - NO! NO, HE'S MY VALENTINE. 324 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,128 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WENDELL? 325 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,557 - AUNT WILMA, WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT BOUNDARIES. 326 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,733 - MMM, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 327 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,702 I READ THAT IN YOUR JOURNAL. 328 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,142 - GOOD NEWS: TIFFANY'S COMING OVER. 329 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,767 - TIFFANY? I DON'T NEED A BABYSITTER. 330 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,242 - NOT AS A SITTER. 331 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,980 SHE SAID SHE'D BE THRILLED TO SHARE THE CULTURAL EXPERIENCE 332 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,336 OF VALENTINE'S DAY WITH YOU. 333 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,283 - REALLY? THANKS, UNCLE VINNIE. 334 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,719 BUT I'M NOT GONNA PUT TOO MUCH EXPECTATION ON THIS. 335 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,315 IT'S JUST A CASUAL EXCHANGE. 336 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,388 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 337 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,686 I'M GONNA GO PUT ON MY GOOD BOW TIE. 338 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:45,129 - WOW, REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU PULLED THIS ONE OFF. 339 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,125 - YEAH. 340 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,586 I NEVER DOUBTED ME. 341 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,604 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I GOT TO GO EAT WITH MY VALENTINE 342 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,167 AND EVERYTHING'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD. 343 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,765 - I DON'T HAVE A VALENTINE. 344 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,266 - YEAH, I KNOW. 345 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,907 [knock at door] 346 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,136 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 347 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,610 - [sobbing] 348 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,078 - HEY, WHY ARE YOU ALL GROSS? 349 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,707 ARE YOU OKAY? 350 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,312 - RIGHT AFTER YOU LEFT, 351 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,284 I WENT ON FACEBOOK AND CAME ACROSS PICTURES OF MY EX-HUSBAND 352 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:15,093 ON VACATION WITH HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND IN TUSCANY. 353 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,558 DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE TOOK ME ON OUR HONEYMOON? 354 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,057 NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FLORIDA. 355 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,360 [sobbing] 356 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,101 OUR HONEYMOON, VINNIE. 357 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,226 - OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - [sobbing] 358 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,943 - THAT'S OKAY, CRY IT OUT, CRY IT OUT. 359 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,496 - [sobbing] 360 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,173 - DID YOU AT LEAST MAKE IT TO BUSCH GARDENS? 361 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:37,582 - [sobbing] YES, THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT. 362 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,047 - HEY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 363 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,248 'CAUSE YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 364 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,951 - OH, YEAH, NO, I-- I CAN'T DO THAT. 365 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,794 I'M TOO DEPRESSED. I CAN'T GO ON A DATE, SORRY. 366 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,688 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. IT'S NOT A DATE, REMEMBER? 367 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,730 IT'S JUST A CULTURAL EXPERIENCE. 368 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,155 JUST TWO PEOPLE NOT BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 369 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,270 - WELL, CAN I PICK THE MOVIE? 370 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,596 - WELL, YEAH, IF YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE WE WOULD-- 371 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600 - TWILIGHT. 372 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,713 - I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF TWI-- 373 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,275 YES, TWI-- LET'S DO TWILIGHT. 374 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:12,675 YEAH, LET'S CAP THAT BIG OLD FOUNTAIN OF MUCUS WITH... 375 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,279 [moans softly] TWILIGHT! 376 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,093 - GOOD, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 377 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,323 [knock at door] 378 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,834 - OH, SHE'S HERE. TIFFANY'S HERE. 379 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,996 THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY. 380 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,826 - IT ALREADY IS. 381 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,843 YOUR UNCLE PROMISED YOU A GOOD TIME, AND HE DELIVERED. 382 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,483 - I'M HERE FOR WENDELL? 383 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:49,148 - HOW GOOD OF A TIME WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE? 384 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,887 - [chuckles nervously] WHERE'S TIFFANY? 385 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,145 - OH, I'M TIFFANY'S SISTER. 386 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,794 SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY LAST-MINUTE. 387 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,458 SOMETHING ABOUT A CAT WITHOUT A COLLAR. 388 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,727 SO THAT'S HER WEEKEND. 389 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,026 - SO WHO EXACTLY ARE YOU? 390 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,130 - I'M KRYSTAL WITH A "K" AND A "Y," LIKE IT SAYS RIGHT HERE. 391 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,203 - OKAY... [stutters] I BELIEVE YOU. 392 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,671 THANK YOU, OKAY. 393 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,469 - SHE SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES. 394 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,171 - TRUST ME, IT'S NOT CIGARETTES. 395 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,543 UM... 396 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,141 SO ARE WE GONNA DO THIS CUPCAKE THING NOW, 397 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,054 OR DO I HAVE TIME TO USE THE TOILET? 398 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,546 - OH, GOSH, YOU'RE ADORABLE. 399 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,817 LOOK, UM... 400 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,245 I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY PIERCING SCHEDULE 401 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,623 TO SPEND THE EVENING WITH US, 402 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,860 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY. 403 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,226 - OKAY, GREAT, I'LL JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND GO THEN. 404 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,425 - MONEY? 405 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,056 - UH, YEAH, MY SISTER PROMISED ME 20 BUCKS. 406 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,063 SOMEBODY'S GOT TO PAY. 407 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,934 - [sighs] 408 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,971 I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE ANY CASH. WENDELL? 409 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,937 - SORRY, ALL MY MONEY'S IN BONDS. 410 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,766 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST-- I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK. 411 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,972 - OOH, A CHECK. 412 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,513 YOU CAN PUT IT IN MY BIRTHDAY CARD, GRANDMA. 413 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,247 I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME CASH. 414 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,950 - OKAY. 415 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,991 - NOW THAT'S TRUE LOVE. 416 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,989 [emotional music playing on TV] 417 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:09,162 418 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:13,532 - BUT HE'S A VAMPIRE. IT'S DOOMED. 419 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,303 - THAT'S WHAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 420 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:23,242 421 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,387 - YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BE TOO IMPRESSED WITH THIS GUY. 422 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,715 HE'S BEEN GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL FOR 700 YEARS. 423 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:36,788 - SHH, LISTEN TO THIS. 424 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,959 YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF 425 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,727 TO UNDERSTAND THE SECOND AND THIRD MOVIE. 426 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,956 - [on TV] I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 427 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,560 - THERE'S MO-- 428 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,832 OH, WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LATE IT WAS GETTING. 429 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,142 IT'S ALMOST... 8:30. 430 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,935 I SHOULD GET GOING. 431 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,507 - DON'T. - WHY? 432 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,136 - BECAUSE I'M IN THE MOOD TO DO SOMETHING STUPID TONIGHT. 433 00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,954 - W-WITH ME? 434 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,776 - HENCE THE TERM "STUPID." 435 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,421 - WELL, IF-- IF YOU LIKE STUPID, 436 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,319 I GOT SOME OLD REPORT CARDS THAT'LL DRIVE YOU WILD. 437 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,155 WAIT, ARE YOU DOING THIS JUST TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR EX? 438 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,432 ANY WARM BODY'LL DO? 439 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,699 - YEAH. - I'M COOL WITH THAT. 440 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,968 [knock at door] 441 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,066 - VINNIE! VINNIE! 442 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:25,168 - WHY DON'T WE JUST IGNORE IT? PROBABLY A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS. 443 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,642 [knocking continues] 444 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,939 - VINNIE! 445 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,940 - IT'S WILMA. 446 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,581 - ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING! 447 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,982 THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD, SISTER. 448 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,180 - YOU REMEMBER VIOLET'S MOM. 449 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:40,193 - YES, YEAH, I WAS JUST HELPING THIS YOUNG LADY STUDY 450 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,047 FOR HER REAL ESTATE EXAM. 451 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,024 - CHEERS. 452 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:48,363 - REMEMBER, THE INTEREST ON A RENTAL CAN BE... 453 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,561 AMORTIZED OVER THE WHOLE YEAR. 454 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,202 GOOD JOB. 455 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,566 - VIOLET TOLD ME HOW CHIVALROUS WENDELL WAS THIS AFTERNOON. 456 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,409 SO SHE INSISTED WE MAKE CUPCAKES FOR HIM. 457 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,236 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, WENDELL. 458 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,981 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 459 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,745 - IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL. 460 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,817 - THE MERRY DANCE... I GET IT NOW. 461 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,664 - YOU MUST BE A PRETTY GOOD PARENT 462 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,226 TO HAVE TAUGHT WENDELL TO BE SUCH A GENTLEMAN. 463 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,086 [together] THANK YOU. 464 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,633 - ALL RIGHT. 465 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,870 - I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M NEW TO THIS PARENTING THING, 466 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,665 BUT I DO TRY TO CREATE 467 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,397 A WHOLESOME ENVIRONMENT FOR YOUNG WENDELL. 468 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,843 - HEY, THESE BEERS FOR ANYBODY? 469 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,338 [can fizzes] 470 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,844 I MEAN, IT'S ALREADY OPEN. 471 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,013 - WHO'S THAT? - TIFFANY'S SISTER. 472 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,681 N-N-N-BE-TE, THAT'S MINE. 473 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,750 EH, YOU'RE DONE HERE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 474 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,079 BYE-BYE. 475 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,323 - WHATEVS. 476 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,919 I'LL LEAVE NOW, BUT I STILL GOT TO GET PAID FOR THE FULL HOUR, 477 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,991 SO... 478 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:54,589 - ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 479 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,569 OH, NO, SHE'S NOT FOR ME. 480 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,196 I GOT HER FOR WENDELL. 481 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,941 A-ACTUALLY, I GOT A YOUNGER GIRL. 482 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,812 JUST FOR THE EXPERIENCE. 483 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,476 - OH, MY... 484 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,575 - I'M NOT EXPLAINING THIS WELL, AM I? 485 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,851 - YOU'RE BACK. 486 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,892 [sighs] 487 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,119 SO... 488 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,834 STILL WANT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID? 489 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,429 - I'M ABOUT TO. 490 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,073 GOOD NIGHT. 491 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,514 - GOOD NIGHT. 492 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,422 - THANKS FOR CHECKING THE "YES" BOX. 493 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720 [door closes] 494 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,761 [screaming] NO! 495 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,357 [elevator dings] 496 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,059 - YOU KNOW, ORGANIZING THE TRANSIT SYSTEM 497 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,772 IS MY HIGHEST PRIORITY. 498 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,025 BE COOL. 499 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:07,973 SO... 35128

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