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♪
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Boogers, um, uh,
car accident!
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Uh, sexy waitress!
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Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Pencil, pencil!
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Uh �� oh!
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B�ballerina!
Um, um, I don�t know!
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[ Timer dings ]
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It was Lil Uzi Vert.
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No!
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You suck at
this game, Barry!
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How you gonna do a shoulder roll
with no shoulders, Barry?
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Ha! We won again!
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Yeah, baby!
Bu�yow!
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Sheldon, you a way better
partner than sorry�ass KY.
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Ooh.
What happened to your arm?
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Oh! I, um,
fell down the steps?
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It�s so nice
having you here.
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Maybe you should
stay the night?
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I can let
your parents know.
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I�ll drop you off
at school tomorrow.
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No! I mean...
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you know,
I have to go.
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Streetlights
are coming on soon,
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you know,
priests are coming out.
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I don�t want to get holy�rolled
in my hole.
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Are you sure?
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My famous Snigga�Doodle cookies
are almost ready!
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Cornell and Barry:
Snigga�Doodles! Snigga�Doodles!
Snigga�Doodles! Snigga�Doodles!
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Aw, man.
What are those?
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Nigga! Okay, so, I use
a little rum, a little coke,
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a little kush,
and some seasoning salt.
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Oh, and a dash
of cookie dough.
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Aw, man, I wish.
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But I can�t be late.
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Tonight was really special,
though.
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And you have a really
beautiful family, Cornell.
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Dude,
you�re a lucky kid.
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Man...if I was gay,
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I�d kiss you right now,
and play with your [bleep].
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Do all sorts of things.
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But I�m not,
�cause I don�t like that stuff,
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so I�ve got to go.
Bye.
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Cool.
Oh, hey?
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You still coming
over for tomorrow�s
game night, too, right?
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[ Gasps ]
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That was weird. Who falls down
on the stairs these days?
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[ Crashing ]
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"Did I do that?"
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[ Laughter ]
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Boy: O�o�oh!
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Oh, yeah? Ray�s daddy�s
like a grass stain ��
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always ruining
somebody�s jeans!
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Ooh!
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Yo, Ray�s daddy�s like a gumball
machine �� only 25 cents a blow!
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[ Laughter ]
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And if you stick your finger
up there,
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you�ll get something
for free.
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Ooh!
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Ray, your daddy�s
so invisible ��
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Dude, I don�t want to
play this no more!
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I�m not [bleep]
around!
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Stop talking
about my daddy!
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Hey, Cornell?
Where�s your new boyfriend at?
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He didn�t show up
for game night,
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and now he�s not here
for Ray�s Daddy Fridays.
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I hope
he�s okay.
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He�s always been very suspect,
in my opinion.
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Trenchcoat Man:
Not as suspect as me.
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But, yes, he is.
�Who are you?
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Who I am is not
important right now.
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But what is important
is my unknown knowledge
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of all things mysterious
and suspect ��
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which includes shocking
information involving danger
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and your so�called friend,
Sheldon.
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I knew it!
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Sheldon�s in trouble!
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No, Sheldon is
the trouble.
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Well, couldn�t you have said
that before he ran off?
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When I say what I say
is not important right now.
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Quick. Follow me to a place
where I can tell you secrets
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about Sheldon that I could have
told you right here.
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Woman: You keep your Goddamn
mouth shut, you hear me?!
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Or I will beat your ass
even more senseless!
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Sheldon, Jr?
Are you okay?
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I�m fine.
W�what are you doing here?
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It�s Friday. You were supposed
to come by yesterday, remember?
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I wasn�t sure if this was
your house or not,
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�cause it looks like some guy,
SOS, lives here.
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Is that your dad?
No, man. I have to go.
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Sorry!
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You ungrateful
bastard!
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He almost caught you!
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Do you want me to put you
back in the box?!
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I�m gonna put you
back in the box again.
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♪
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Wow.
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So, this is the Neighborhood
Snitch Headquarters?
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Man, it smells like shit
in here!
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I don�t feel comfortable being
around this many snitches.
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I don�t like [bleep]
with the feds, man.
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[ Gasps ]
So the saying is true.
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Trenchcoat Man:
it�s a tough job,
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but somebody has to snitch
to keep the neighborhood safe.
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You see, this is your friend
as you know him today.
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And this is him
10 years ago.
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And 10 years
before that.
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Look familiar?
Bertha Franklin.
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This woman has a disease
that allows her not to age,
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so she hasn�t aged.
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She�s looked 16
her whole life.
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It made her incapable
of having kids.
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This pushed her
off the edge.
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Wow!
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What we looking at
is supposed to be bad, right?
115
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My friend, what you
are looking at
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is the physical manifestation
of pure evilness.
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She�s been locked away
in a mental hospital,
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but they made the mistake
of letting her out
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for good behavior.
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From there,
she kidnapped two kids,
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and none of them have been
seen or heard from ��
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until now.
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All: Cornell!
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♪
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♪
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[ Yells ]
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[ Laughs eerily ]
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Snigga�Doodles! Snigga�Doodles!
Snigga�Doodles! Snigga�Doodles!
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00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,432
Snigga�Doodles!
Snigga�Doodles!
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Cornell:
Sheldon, Jr., come back.
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♪
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[ Yelling, crying ]
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Sheldon, Jr.
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Oh, come on!
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1, 2...damn,
I�m kind of hungry, nigga.
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Well, shit, nigga.
Let�s go to AutoZone.
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Mm.
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Sheldon, Jr.?
I called the cops.
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I�m gonna get you
out of here.
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[ Gasps ]
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Stop!
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I know who you are!
Leave me alone!
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Woman:
Where are you?
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I won�t hurt you.
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Oops.
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00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,457
Now, that was a nasty fall
you took, there.
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00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,304
You might need
some help.
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There you are.
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Oh, so nice to meet you,
Cornell.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Sheldon, Jr.�s told me
so much about you.
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Hope you liked that kiss.
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And I�m still
not gay, nigga!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Music plays ]
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I�m sorry I couldn�t make
charades tonight,
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but Mom spent
all day on dinner.
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It just wouldn�t
be right.
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You understand,
Corn�Corn?
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So, don�t you got
something to ask me?
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Ask you what?
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How was your day,
Sheldon, Jr.?
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Well, I did ��
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[ Timer buzzes ]
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Hey, you�re just in time
for Mom�s famous cookies!
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Snigga�Doodles!
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Snigga�Doodles!
Snigga�Doodles!
168
00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,513
Snigga�Doodles!
Snigga�Doodles!
169
00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:01,555
Snigga�Doodles!
Snigga�Doodles, nigga!
170
00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,551
Uh, Carla, won�t you get
them out of the oven?
171
00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,324
But Mommy, I don�t have
any oven mitts on.
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00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:11,024
I said "Get them
out of the oven."
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♪
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♪
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Would you care
for some more?
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I know they�re not
as good as your mom�s,
177
00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,046
but [bleep]
eat them anyway.
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Shut up, KY!
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You a [bleep] virgin,
you four�eyed�geek bitch!
180
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You know, um,
since you and I was supposed to
181
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play charades tonight, um, maybe
we can do that here instead?
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Mm, okay. Yeah.
Perhaps.
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Only thing is,
I can�t really play charades
184
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without my hands, can I?
185
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You�d have to
untie me first.
186
00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,832
Untie you?
187
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,237
[ Chuckles ]
188
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:59,469
I�m crazy,
but I�m not stupid.
189
00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:05,336
♪
190
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,808
Uh, an innocent black man
under arrest?
191
00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,377
�No.
�Elizabeth Smart?!
192
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,446
�No.
�Uh, ah�ah!
193
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,654
Sparkles� niece?
194
00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:13,885
�No.
�Wait. Wait.
195
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,160
I�ve seen this
somewhere before.
196
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,589
Oh, I got it!
I got it!
197
00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,264
Lil Uzi Vert!
198
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,562
Yeah!
199
00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,033
[ Gasps ]
200
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,184
You should have known
I�d find you eventually.
201
00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:43,153
I�ve been waiting
a long time for this...
202
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,451
...Bertha...
203
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,117
Franklin.
204
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,785
[ Grunting ]
205
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,657
No!
206
00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,868
Cornell, it�s so nice
having you here.
207
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,571
Maybe you should
stay the night.
208
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,103
I could let
your parents know,
209
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,108
and my ma could drop you off
at school...
210
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,611
never.
211
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:11,742
[ Laughs evilly ]
212
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,745
No!
I refuse to let you escape!
213
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,051
This all ends tonight,
you crazy bitch!
214
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,054
I mean, we didn�t really get to
see that much, �cause, you know,
215
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,456
we went to AutoZone
to get our grub on.
216
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,733
So, it appears Bertha
managed to escape.
217
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:29,259
The good news for you is,
it�s highly unlikely
218
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,795
she�ll ever return, due to
the risk of being caught.
219
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,401
You�re lucky. This is not the
first time she�s done this
220
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,244
to TV�like
sitcom families.
221
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,539
Steve Urkel has not
been the same since.
222
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,011
Jesus.
223
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,309
On the bright side,
we can return these two kids
224
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,742
to their real families.
225
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,607
Don�t worry. Everything�s
gonna be okay now.
226
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,117
No, it won�t.
227
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,279
You ruined my life.
228
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,547
You ruined my family.
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♪
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♪
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00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,710
♪
232
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♪
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00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,024
♪
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00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,857
Man: Hey, homey,
that�s my hot dog!
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