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♪
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♪
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[ Shouting, horses neighing ]
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♪
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[ Shouting neighing continues ]
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♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪ He founded Walla Walla
while heading to the West ♪
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♪ Where he stumbled on our fine
land dressed up in a vest ♪
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♪ We thank Mr. Tomato Man
for giving us a place ♪
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♪ So we wear our vests
to praise him ♪
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♪ And go out in red‐face ♪
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♪
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Whats the matter,
Chata?
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Youre not
gonna buy a vest this year?
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No way, bro.
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Ive said it before,
and Ill say it again.
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This holiday is a sham.
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Oh, Im sorry.
Did you say it before?
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I forgot
to give a funk.
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Did you just say "funk"?
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Yeah, because if I say [bleep]
they just gonna bleep it out?
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See? [Bleep]
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The founder of Walla Walla
was evil.
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Mr. Tomato Man was not
a family man.
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Could you imagine a family man
raping, killing,
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and not saying "I love you"
before tucking them into bed?
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Because this
family man cant.
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I oughta slap the shit outta
you talking that way
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about Mr. Tomato Man.
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You just upset because your vest
makes you look stupid.
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You aint stylish enough
to serve these looks [bleep].
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Look at you,
in yo stupid ass turtleneck.
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Oh!
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Ill have you know
that turtlenecks are what
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the natives
of Walla Walla wore,
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and everyone should be
wearing them
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to honor their memory
this week.
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Isnt that right,
Barry?
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Dont bring Barry
into this.
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Barrys buying
a vest today.
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Arent you?
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‐Im, uh...Im...
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I dont really want to
get in the middle of this.
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Oh, you in the middle.
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You either with the vests
or youre not.
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♪
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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[ Scatting ]
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What the ‐‐
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[ Giggling ]
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Turtleneck awareness?
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Have you lost
yo damn mind?
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Turns out these people
only wore vests before
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because they didnt know
the truth.
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But Armi knows it now.
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Doesnt he?
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We will be heard!
[ Chuckles ]
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This is
preposterous, Chata!
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You cant be pushing
your propaganda shit
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on all these
innocent people.
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Rhonda, can you believe ‐‐
Rhonda, nah!
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Damn!
I really liked that bitch.
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I really saw a future
with her, too.
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I was gonna get a house.
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Barry?
What the hell is that?
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Its a vest
over my turtleneck.
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Barry,
you double‐dippin?
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Double‐dippin ass nigga.
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Look, I can hear
both sides, Samuel.
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Cant I be pro‐vest
and pro‐turtleneck?
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No, you most certainly
cannot be bisexual.
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Its like salsa.
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Its a dance and a food,
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but it cant be both
at the same time.
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So which one
are you, Barry?
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‐Im ‐‐
‐Its like curry.
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You can season
your chicken with it,
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or you can watch him
play basketball.
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Or its like Cosby.
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Its funny,
and then its not funny.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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I understand Samuels side,
but I understand Chatas, too.
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Oh, Jesus.
I dont know.
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This is so frustrating and adds
so much stress to my life.
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Im just
gonna kill myself.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Sounds like you
an indecisive bitch
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who cant make up
his damn mind.
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If you ask me,
Samuels right.
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You cant just be up
changing everything
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because one person
feels some kind of way.
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Actually, Im looking it up,
and Chata was kind of right.
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Mr. Tomato Man
was a dick.
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‐Well, if you ask me ‐‐
‐Unh‐unh.
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Oh, hell no. What you doin
wearing your vest?
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I told you not to wear it
before the celebration.
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Take it off now.
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But why?
Mama!
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Barry, Im here
to collect signatures
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for my "Eradicate Turtlenecks"
petition.
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Can I count on you?
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Dont you think this is
getting out of hand?
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Theres room for vests
and turtlenecks and jackets.
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Barry!
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You are betraying your people,
your culture ‐‐
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Who ‐‐ Who the hell
is in a jacket?
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Let me know right now,
and I will [bleep] somebody up.
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No one. No one.
It was just an example.
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You better tell Chata
if I see him,
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he better start
respecting the Tomato Man,
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or Im gonna turn
that nigga into ketchup.
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Thats real talk.
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You can tell him
your self.
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Hes meeting with Mervin
right now to sign
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a new turtleneck law
into effect.
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Hes what?!
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Just give him
this small victory, Samuel.
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Do you really care
what clothes people wear
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to the festival tomorrow?
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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Are you happy now,
Mrs. Debbie?
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And with the signing
of this law,
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we shall forever settle
for once and all ‐‐
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Samuel: This is my vest,
and this is my trigger!
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Touch either one
and we bustin on niggas!
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Two can play
at that game, cabrón!
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Sleeveless shirts are not okay.
Take your vests and go away!
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[ All chanting incoherently ]
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Stop! Stop!
Ahh!
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Stop making me choke you!
God bless you!
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Now that I have
your attention,
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it seems to me that
both sides feel very strongly
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about this
vest‐versus‐turtleneck issue.
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Jesus, I wish you were
a little more vocal
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when I was knee‐deep
trying to raise money
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for the Anal Beads
for Gym Class fundraiser.
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What is you saying?
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What Im saying is
its nice to see our citizens
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take part
in the political system,
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but, given none of us
were actually there
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when Walla Walla was founded,
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perhaps well never be able
to tell what really took place.
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‐Hes right.
‐I am?
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Are you saying what I think
youre saying?
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No, what I am saying is
this town needs a...
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Oh! A racial cleansing
to get rid of all crackers.
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No, a civil...
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A Silverado!
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I know some Mexicans
that can move some furniture.
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Come on.
A Civil War reinactment.
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Now, Ive been watching you
mother [bleep] fight for days.
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Now, if youre with it,
come get it.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Air horn blowing ]
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Well see your dirty ass necks
at 3:00 tomorrow.
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Bring your guns.
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♪ To say what really happened,
no one really knows ♪
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♪ So Wallians must do battle ♪
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♪ And fight
in different clothes ♪
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♪ To see if its the natives
or our fouder who is right ♪
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♪ And all I hopes the winner
is someone who aint ripe ♪
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Well, you should
read the sign.
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"No neck, no service."
Oh.
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No coloreds either,
chocolate drop.
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The hell you
lookin at, bitch?
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You...bitch.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Not in this house!
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Yeah, you lucky bitch ass
Barry saved your ass.
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Come on, Mama.
Lets go get some fajitas.
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Good night, good night.
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Parting is such
sweet sorrow, that ‐‐
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that I shall say good night
til it be morrow ‐‐ ow!
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Mr. Tomato Man was a fraud!
The free world!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ All shouting ]
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[ Plays drum beat ]
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♪
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Vest people...
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Neck people...
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I appear before all of you,
shirtless.
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Id like to share a plea
to stop this.
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Hes right, Samuel.
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This is your last chance
to back down.
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We will not
back down nigga.
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I have a dream.
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On my Mama.
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Oh, hell, what ‐‐
M‐Mama?
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‐You were saying?
‐Hey, yo!
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Dont nobody stand
on my mama but me!
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You goin down, [bleep]!
‐Hes right!
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We gonna show these stupid ass,
dirty ass
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pilgrims whos boss,
or what?
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Charge!
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[ All shouting ]
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♪
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♪
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[ All making
bullet noises quietly ]
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[ Bullet noises continue ]
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[ Tink! ]
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Ah! Im dead!
Ah!
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You got me! Ah!
The tables have turned.
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[ Bullet noises continue ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
is that blood?
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Oh, you just turned this
into some whole other shit.
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[ Gunfire ]
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♪
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No, wait, wait, wait!
Time out! Im cool!
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Im cool!
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Wha!
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♪
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[ Laughs ]
Suckas!
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Mi casa is
no longer su casa!
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This is for la rosa!
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Citizens of Walla Walla,
this is getting out of hand!
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As your mayor, Im gonna
need you to do what I say
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and drop your weapon‐‐
Whoa! [Bleep]! Sorry!
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Ooh!
Thats gonna leave a mark.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,814
What have you done?
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Oh, whatevs.
Its just Barry.
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Aw, damn!
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Nah!
Hell nah!
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Not Barry!
Rhonda, quick!
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Get something cool
for his head!
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Rhonda!
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Bitch, you hear me
talking to you!
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[ Sobbing ] Come on.
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Get up, bro.
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Youre okay.
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Im sorry.
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This is our fault.
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We let our pride get in the way
of our friendship.
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It was just
a small disagreement.
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We ‐‐ We never meant for it
to get out of hand.
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Chata never knows
when enough is enough,
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and you know I never back down
from a challenge.
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Hey, bro, Im sorry.
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Yeah, he is sorry.
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[Muffled]
Its all right, guys.
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Im just happy to have
my friends back.
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I could really go for a beer.
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I almost forgot
it was happy hour.
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Good call, amigo.
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You know what?
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That fashion disaster actually
looks halfway decent on you.
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I was gonna say.
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That vest really
brings out your eyes.
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[ Groans ]
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♪
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Hey, Hemi.
Thats my hot dog!
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[ Laughs ]
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