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āŖ
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āŖ
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That right, I already did
the math and it turns out,
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there enough room in space
to fit 972 billion niggas
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and three Lambos.
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Not including space himself,
who is obviously a nigga, too.
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Now, who wanna sign up first?
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[ Audience booing ]
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All bitches in here.
Look you at you, you, you.
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Yāall a āā
Yāall a bunch of old uppity āā
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Someone please
get him out of here.
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I aināt goinā nowhere!
Black space matters!
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Black space matters!
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Mervin Collins,
the floor is yours.
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[ Clears throat,
feedback rings ]
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Iām, uh, Iām here tonight
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because someone said
I couldnāt be myself.
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Iām tired of not being able
to eat at certain restaurants
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just because
I canāt wear a shirt.
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I canāt get a job,
canāt go to the movies.
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It hard being a whale.
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I think this town
lacks leadership
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and someone who willing to
stand up for the little guys.
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So Iām gonna change things
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for all those
that canāt be themselves.
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Iām running for mayor!
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[ Cheering ]
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Leonard: Yo, you can run
for these nuts, nigga.
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[ Barks ]
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Leonard Jenkins.
It very nice to meet you.
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Ha ha! You wastinā time runninā
against a nigga like me, son.
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This my town, liāl boy.
Now kick rocks āfore I have
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yoā ass sleepinā with
the fishes, nigga.
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Hey, lālālook, man.
I donāt want any trouble.
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Yo, real talk?
You tryna take my spot, son?
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On my motha!
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On my motha.
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Iāma run up on you
and Iāma grip up on that thang,
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and even if I aināt got
no thang,
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Iāma act like I got
that thang...
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[ Tires screeching ]
...and then Iāma āā
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[ Audience murmuring ]
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Uh, what yāall
lookinā at?
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Watch yoā back, nigga.
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āŖ
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Gasps ]
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What the...
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Now, I might be a little drunk,
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but I know I had a full bottle
of āā [Gasps]
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Honey, we need to talk.
It for your own good.
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And ours.
Last night, you came in my room
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and pissed on me while
I was sleepinā.
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And last week, you came up
to the school naked
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with a sixāpack of beer
and attacked the janitor.
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Oh, I see what
goinā on in here.
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Yāall tryinā to ambush a bitch
with an intervention?
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Yeah. We are.
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[ Laughs ] Yāall gotta
catch me first!
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Please stop.
Come back.
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[ Grunting ]
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Iām Iyanla Vanzant,
and Iām here to fix your life.
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āŖ
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āJodeci! Come on!
ā[ Jodeci barks ]
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Mayor Jenkins,
can we get a word?!
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What happeninā, cuz?
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Is it true that a whale named
Mervin
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is going to take your place
as town mayor?
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[Bleep], where you hear that,
blood?
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āCause I aināt hear that.
Yo, did you hear that?!
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Nah.
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Man: Donāt touch the camera.
Donāt touch the camera!
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If Mervin becomes mayor, will
you have to give up your luxury
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house and your lavish lifestyle
being mayor has afforded you?
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You think Iām fittinā to let
some Shamu [bleep] [bleep]
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take everything a [bleep]
worked hard for?
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[Bleep], is you stupid?!
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Besides, my homeboy daddy
own this house!
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Listen!
I just need to āā
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[ Tires screeching ]
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That what
you need,
some media attention.
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How you gonā run for mayor if
you donāt know who you is?
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Youāre right.
I need to find some people
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to like me if Iām gonna get
these signatures in two days.
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Exactly man, look at me.
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My blackālivesāināspace movement
is taking off the way it is
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because I cater
to my market āā niggas.
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Who, ironically,
are black
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and have lives
that donāt matter.
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But Iām the only whale that
lives in this town.
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Hmm. I got it!
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Sir, Iām gonna have
to ask you to leave
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if you canāt put a shirt on.
This is a place of business.
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Jesus Christ!
It a strip club!
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[ Water sloshes ]
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Aw, damn!
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Are you serious?!
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Oops.
My water broke.
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Look,
Iāll be right back.
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I just need to drop him off
at my mama house real quick.
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[ Heavy metal version of "The
StarāSpangled Banner" plays ]
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Hah!
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[ Both grunting ]
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[ Growling ]
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Here we are,
The Right to Bare Arms rally.
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You got to be able to get
some signatures here.
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I donāt know about this one.
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Oh, this is perfect, Merv.
This is so you.
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Look, man, it either this
or we go downtown
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with the freeātheānipple
people.
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Like it or not,
these are your peers.
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You really think
theyāll support
me?
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There only one way
to find out.
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[ Microphone feedback rings ]
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Hello, people.
My name is Mervin,
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and Iām running for mayor of
this...armācovered...town.
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Uh...hello.
If āā If I could just
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get your attention
for one minute, please?
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[ Shouting ]
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Hear me out for a second,
damn it!
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Look, I know what it like to
want to walk around here freely,
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without getting harassed
by the cops
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just ācause you wanna show
a little arm or titty meat!
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And it not right!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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YāYeah!
And if Iām elected mayor,
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Iām gonna get rid of shirt laws
altogether,
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and Iām gonna tell
the asshole city council
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to stick āem in their dicks.
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[ Cheering ]
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Now we just need everyone that
with me to sign right here.
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[ Gun fires ]
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[ Gun pumps, reloads ]
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The real Mayor Leonard Jenkins
is here.
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And Iāma pass a law that not
only let yāall bare all the guns
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yāall want, it also gonna
let you shoot
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just as many niggas
as the police.
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On my moms, son!
On my moms!
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Why in the hell would
we want to do that?
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Guns hurt people!
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We donāt even like
weapons, dude.
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Crowd: Yeah!
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I mean,
what yāall wanna do?!
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[ Shouting ]
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āŖ
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Debbie, you really, really hurt
your family beyond repair.
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But Iyanla gonna
fix it tonight.
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Here, let me hold that.
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Can you not touch my beer?
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Come on, Iāll give it back.
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No. I got this.
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Now, which one of yāall
snitched on me?
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Debbie,
just give me the beer.
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Lady, please.
This is my family.
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Now, since I got such a drinkinā
problem, give me one example.
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Just give me one.
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āIām waitinā.
āThey already gave you two.
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And what youāre doing
right now makes three āā
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Lady, will you shut
the hell up?!
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You do not get to talk
to me like that.
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Then stop runninā
your mouth!
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You really messing up
my buzz.
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Mom! We just wanna
get you some help!
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Sighs ] You are so
embarrassing, Debbie.
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Iām through. I tried my best,
but Iām done here.
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Yāall gotta figure it out.
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[ Sobbing continues ]
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āŖ
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Wow, 700 signatures?
Great idea, Samuel!
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Yeah, yeah, no problem.
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Man, if I could just
get that many people
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to go with me
to outer space.
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Where are we gonna get
the last 29 signatures from?
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The deadline is tomorrow
morning!
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Hmm. We gonna have
to bribe somebody.
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Come on and think, what
a gullible group of people
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we can trick into signing
a petition for someone
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that aināt got no
real chance at being mayor?
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Man, I got it!
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[ Tires squealing ]
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It for
your own good, Debbie.
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Trust me.
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[ Sighs ]
I feel dead inside.
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I donāt if it because I
havenāt had a drink,
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but I just feel dead.
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Picasso is dead!
Walt Disney is dead!
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Payless Shoes is dead!
Iām dead!
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Man: Yo, what up with you
and Mervin, dawg?
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I was in a little situation
with a couple of dudes.
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They was ābout 15, 79, 100
[bleep] deep, whatever.
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I was with Ma Dukes and all
that, yāknow what Iām sayinā.
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Then these 2,000 [bleep]
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gonna call themselves
tryinā to swing on me.
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So I ran a little ways down
the block, and I was like,
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"All right,
you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]."
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So I gripped up on that
mother[bleep] thang,
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and started to blast
these [bleep],
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shot all 4,000 of āem.
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Blau, blau! Blau, blau, blau!
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And you know what,
I aināt even gonna lie āā
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I aināt even have my
mother[bleep] thang on me.
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I just act like I shot
these [bleep].
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And they fell out on the goddamn
street, too.
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You know what Iām sayinā?
And then they ran they way,
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and I ran
my mother[bleep] way.
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So nothing happened to me!
Nothing!
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Merv, Iām cominā for you,
[bleep] āā on my mama!
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āŖ
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Oh hey, KhloƩ.
Lamar in the back.
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[ Shouting ]
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Debbie?
What are you doinā here?
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Iāve found a higher power
and a new take on life.
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Quitting alcohol is
just the first step
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in the right direction,
and Iām never turning back.
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Well, if you ever change your
mind, I got a bottle for you.
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First, Merv got a little
announcement to make.
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Hey, everyone, uh,
just wanted to let you know
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that I have drugs, and I am
willing to give them all to you
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for a simple signature.
That it.
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KhloƩ?
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Hey yo, how we know you aināt
the poālice? [ Growls, barks ]
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Psh. āCause he
the future mayor.
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Now yāall want
these drugs or not?
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Ye is in the buildinā!
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[ Whooping ]
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Ahhhhh!
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Oh!
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[ Man cackles ]
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[ Inspirational music plays,
fades ]
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[ Door slams open ]
Nāā Oh!
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There he goes, officers!
Arrest this nigga!
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Mr. West, who gave you
these drugs?
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Aye, bruh,
aye, bruh bruh.
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I
am Walt Disney.
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Ayo, the major gave us
these drugs!
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What now?!
Wait, what āā what happened?
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Yeah, the Mayor came in here,
in a brown trench coat
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and said, "Iām the Mayor,
these are drugs."
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Oh, is that right?
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Yah, officer,
that correct.
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Yo, yo, yo...
Yo, these niggas lyinā, officer!
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I aināt give āem nothinā!
Yo, on my mother!
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Iām āā
Yo, get off me!
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Move, move! Ow āā mama!
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[ Laughs, grunts ]
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āŖ
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Moaning continues ]
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Ohh...
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Aaaaah!
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āŖ
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Sorry, Mervin, but youāre one
signature short.
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Wait, wait, wait, what?
That impossible.
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Well,
it looks like you have
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Kanye
and Walt Disney
signature here.
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Those are the same person.
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Iām sorry but, unless you
get one more signature
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in the next three minutes,
youāll be ineligible.
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Canāt you sign it?
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Sorry, mm,
[inhales sharply]
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Iām not registered
to vote.
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Leonard:
Well, well, well...
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Looks like somebody needs
one more signature.
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Aināt that right, Jodeci?
[ Barks ]
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Not now, Leonard.
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I tell you what, nigga.
Let make a deal.
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You agree not
to run for mayor,
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and Iāll sign your last
signature. [ Ting! ]
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Are you serious?
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Word is bond, nigga.
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Now, deal
or no deal, nigga?
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Deal.
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Stupid ass nigga.
[ Laughing ]
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[ Laughs ]
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āŖ
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Man, I hope
your mom is okay.
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She been gone
a long time.
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Iām excited to see what sober
mama gonna be like.
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[ Tires squealing ]
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Debbie in the building!
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Throw your hands in the air
right now!
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Debbie in the building,
and...
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āŖ
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āŖ
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Hey, homey! That my hot dog.
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[ Laughs ]
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