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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,262 --> 00:00:03,525 - Calm down. Just calm down. 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:04,830 He's fine. Just breathe. 3 00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:06,484 He's having an anxiety attack. 4 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:07,833 - Sir! I need you to look at me. 5 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,619 And breathe, all right? 6 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,577 - He couldn't get out of the room. 7 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,318 - Let's get him out of here. 8 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:17,452 [doorknob rattling] 9 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,975 This is an escape room. 10 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,063 - I got nothing. 11 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,892 - Okay, there must be, like, 12 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,981 Open this door! Tacoma FD! 13 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,026 - This one's locked, too. 14 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,418 - Bricks! 15 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,768 - Whoo-hoo-hoo. Open the door now! 16 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:33,555 I know you can see us! Open up! 17 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:36,210 Jesus, son of a-- Nah, that's not a camera. 18 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:38,342 - Maybe we can solve the final clues quickly, 19 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:41,128 and the doors will open. 20 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,130 - "I'm tallest when I'm young 21 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:46,046 and shortest when I'm old." 22 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,177 - [snaps fingers] Benjamin Button! 23 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:48,570 - Mm. 24 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,180 - Oh, a candle! A candle gets shorter. 25 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,008 - No. - Bear with me. 26 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,923 - Whoa. 27 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,838 - Who's the 34th president? - Clinton. 28 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,274 - Hoover. - Eisenhower's the 34th. 29 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,493 - How do you know that? 30 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,624 - My gram-gram named me after him. 31 00:00:59,711 --> 00:01:00,930 - B. Eisenhower. 32 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,584 - Just Ike. - B. Ike... 33 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:05,369 Bike... bike, bike! - Bike, yeah. 34 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:06,675 Oh, yeah, here it is. Look at that. 35 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:07,850 Hey, Probie. Ride this thing. 36 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:08,938 - But of course. 37 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,157 - Here we go. Come on. 38 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,202 - Really go, Lucy! 39 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:13,551 [light buzzes, all yelling] 40 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:14,639 - Go faster. 41 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,511 - L. - Hey! 42 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:17,903 - M. X. 43 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,253 - Come on, Lucy. 44 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,429 - Climax! We all need to climax together! 45 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:24,780 - No. - Wait. 46 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:25,998 - They're roman numerals! 47 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,870 - Man, fuck this. 48 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:31,134 - Oh! 49 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:34,006 [suspenseful music] 50 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,356 ♪ ♪ 51 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,358 - Granny, that's nice work. 52 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,099 - What in the hell are you doing? 53 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:41,362 - Escaping. - That's my wall! 54 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,365 [crashing] - Oh, shit. 55 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:45,627 - Here's Andy. 56 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,368 [all laughing] 57 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:48,760 Hey, guys. - That's an entrance. 58 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:51,589 - Hey, Chief. 59 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,243 - Yeah, we figured it out. - Yeah, we do now. 60 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,419 - I'm having a panic attack. - Somebody help this guy. 61 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:59,031 [Foreigner's "Hot Blooded"] 62 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:06,169 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:09,085 - ♪ Well, I'm hot-blooded ♪ 64 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,522 ♪ Check it and see ♪ 65 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,743 ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪ 66 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,789 ♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪ 67 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,924 [applause] 68 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,099 Chief Terrence McConky 69 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,753 saved the life of his colleague, 70 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,537 Captain Edward Penisi Jr., 71 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:30,846 in the Great Marijuana Dispensary Fire of 2019. 72 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,849 [cheers and applause] 73 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,894 Talk about saving a bud. 74 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,202 Really? 75 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:42,074 [triumphant music] 76 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,339 Next, for bravery cracking the Tacoma High AV Heist, 77 00:02:45,426 --> 00:02:48,690 I recognize Police Captain Gerald Polonsky. 78 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,996 [applause] 79 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,825 - Pretty nice, huh? - Yeah. 80 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,698 to earn this award. 81 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,221 It'd be funnier if it was in the shape of a bong. 82 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,222 - What do you know about bongs? 83 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:02,530 - Chief. 84 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,619 - Congrats, Jerry. - Back at ya, Terry. 85 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:07,274 - Hey. Harry, congratulations again 86 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,492 on your award, my friend-- come here. 87 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:11,713 - Okay. - Come here. 88 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,149 - Okay, great. 89 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,890 - I'm so proud of you. - Okay. 90 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,196 - Be proud of yourself. - Thank you. 91 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,371 - Hello, Lola. 92 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,415 - Oh, do you two know each other? 93 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:19,677 - We used to be married. 94 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:23,551 - Oops. - Yeah. 95 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,901 with him while we were married, so... 96 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,643 - Okay, I'm gonna... 97 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,122 just, uh, go over there and wait for the photo. 98 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,475 - That's great. 99 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,172 - Any day now. Thanks. - Ah... 100 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,131 Oh, that's fantastic. 101 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,612 will be very happy together... forever! 102 00:03:41,699 --> 00:03:43,832 - At least someone was able to put a baby in me. 103 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,573 - Oof. - Yeesh. 104 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,360 - Great to see you, Jerry. Congrats on the award. 105 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,538 - Great to see you, Jerry. What's wrong with you? 106 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,714 - Terry, I am in such a fantastic place. 107 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:59,108 - With Polonsky? - Do you see this magic? 108 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:01,502 This is life. This has changed me. 109 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,244 Edward Penisi III doesn't want his dad wallowing in pettiness. 110 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,333 - Edward Penisi III? 111 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:09,814 - Yeah, or Trey, as I will call him. 112 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,121 Terry, family's important. We're blood. 113 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,036 - I'm your brother-in-law. - Exactly. 114 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,994 And you and my sister gave me these beautiful nieces. 115 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:19,737 Now it's my turn. 116 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,609 - I thought you were gonna wait to find out the sex. 117 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,698 - We are, but your mom shared some medical knowledge with me 118 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,569 the night that Terry saved my life. 119 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:28,180 Boys are made when a woman has an orgasm during conception. 120 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:33,098 No offense. 121 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:34,752 [both giggling] - You're the best, Lola. 122 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,450 Come on. Let's get out of here. 123 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,365 - Ugh. 124 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:39,583 Who wants froyo? 125 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:40,932 - Yeah, sounds good. Girls? 126 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:42,107 - Let's do it. Come on. 127 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:45,241 [rock music] 128 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:47,374 - Oh, here's one in the first race. 129 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,811 Check this out. Burning Sensation. 130 00:04:49,898 --> 00:04:52,248 Any horse with a name like that is a winner. 131 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:55,120 - I'm not so sure your "name of the horse" method is sound. 132 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,122 - Uh, I won with Flammable Lector. 133 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,210 Okay? [laughs] 134 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,038 That name was a sign. 135 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,953 - Ike, you know the horse's name has no bearing 136 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,085 on its performance, right? 137 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,130 - Oh, here's one in the third race. 138 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:06,958 Cherry Oats of Fire. [laughs] 139 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,613 Come on! 140 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,615 - Happy payday, everyone. - Hey! 141 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:12,747 - Don't gamble it all in one place. 142 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:15,489 - Hey. - Yeah. 143 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:18,535 - You said it. 144 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,493 - Yes. - You got it. 145 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,624 So we got date of birth. 146 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,234 Couple other fun ones. 147 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,541 - I want March 28th. Ooh, and webbed feet. 148 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,804 - Uh, let me do third nipple. 149 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,459 - Club feet and circumcised. 150 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,461 - You people are wasting your money on these exotic bets. 151 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,549 This kid's gonna be perfect. 152 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:35,770 - Yeah. - No, of course. 153 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:39,034 - [grunts] 154 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,689 - Well, we've gone over the $5,000 mark! 155 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,473 [all cheering] 156 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,910 - I'm about to win some money off of a baby. 157 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:50,915 [dreamy piano music] 158 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,787 - Dear Trey, 159 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:55,093 I'm writing this journal so you'll have guidance 160 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,966 on your path to becoming a man. 161 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:01,012 I've learned many things in my 40-plus years. 162 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:04,320 I now pass that knowledge to you. 163 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,974 First... 164 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,803 fake breasts. 165 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,588 Some will tell you they're unappealing. 166 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,765 But I find them to be fantastic. 167 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,682 [sighs] 168 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,771 - He's gonna break though. A pitch back! 169 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,731 - Take that, bitch! 170 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,820 You want to take a break? You want to take a break? 171 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:26,864 Wait, my-- - Yes, touchdown! 172 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,432 - My controller. Come on. 173 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,781 - Double or nothing. - Yeah, all right, all right. 174 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:34,481 - Come on, come on, come on. 175 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,265 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. - Meatball roulette? 176 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:40,225 - What's meatball roulette? 177 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,010 So, you buy in. You chew it up. 178 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:44,229 And then the winner gets the pot. 179 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:45,622 - Trust me. You'll know. 180 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,146 The money is the consolation for the pain. 181 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,974 - In my day, we cooked a nail into the meatball. 182 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,759 - You in, Chief? - Yeah, what the heck? 183 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,064 - [chuckles] All right. 184 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,240 20 bucks in the pot, please. 185 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,982 Thank you, Chief. 186 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,071 - Three, two, one, eat. 187 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:02,073 [rock music] 188 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,293 - Nope. Not that one. - Think I'm good. 189 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,556 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think we got a winner. 190 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:07,818 - [moans] 191 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,907 [all laugh] 192 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,126 all: No, no, no, no. 193 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:12,606 - You can't drink. You can't drink. 194 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:15,347 If you drink, it's all null and void. 195 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,480 You have to eat the whole meatball to win the money. 196 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,829 - Sorry. 197 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:20,178 - But there's no crying in meatball. 198 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,093 [all cheering] 199 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,834 - Nice work. 200 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:25,488 - Can I have water now? - Yeah, drink the water. 201 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,317 Only milk is gonna help. 202 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:32,234 - You could say I'm on fire. 203 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:33,714 - Is that the biggest one? Is that the biggest one? 204 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,193 - You know what? It is. - Okay. 205 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,978 - Let's go over here so I can win my money back. 206 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,719 - Oh, you guys gonna play some more video games? 207 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:41,548 Is that what you're gonna do? [chuckles] 208 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,985 On payday, we sat around this table, 209 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,987 and we played a good old-fashioned game of poker. 210 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,205 - Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? 211 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:49,643 Let's play. 212 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,905 - You made me pay rent when I was 16. 213 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,341 - Nobody likes a freeloader, Lucy. 214 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,647 - Well, now's my chance to win it back! 215 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:54,691 Are you guys in? - All right. 216 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,085 - Yeah. - Yeah. 217 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,608 - I'm gonna go get Cap. - We don't need him. 218 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,088 We've got a good number right here--five. 219 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,350 - He's gonna want to play. 220 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,570 - Yeah, why not? The whole station. 221 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:04,614 - You gonna eat that? 222 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,573 - Uh, no, I wasn't gonna. 223 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,313 - You're not even halfway through your first-- 224 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,532 - Well, you know... - Okay. 225 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,273 [dreamy piano music] 226 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,753 - Son... 227 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,972 the hardest I ever laughed 228 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,975 was the time I met a Dutch fellow whose name was 229 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,195 Fartin. 230 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,937 So just know, windmills and clogs 231 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,461 aren't the only funny things in Holland. 232 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,552 - Cap? Oh. 233 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,511 You're up there. - Yeah. 234 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,903 - Hey, we're about to start a game of poker. 235 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:36,211 - No, thanks, Luce. 236 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,518 You'll understand one day when you have kids. 237 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,171 - You don't have kids yet. 238 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,390 - Someday you'll get it. 239 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,000 - Just wanted to extend the invite. 240 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,437 - Hey, Luce. Little fatherly advice. 241 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,048 Be careful gambling with these guys. 242 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:48,266 They can be pretty cutthroat. 243 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:49,267 - Oh, don't worry about me. 244 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,704 I'm gonna fleece all of them, 245 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,836 including my dad. 246 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,795 - Your dad sucks at gambling. 247 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:58,407 I bet he didn't want to invite me. 248 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,148 See, over the years, I've discovered that your dad 249 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,323 has several tells. 250 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,238 - Can you tell them to me? 251 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,544 - When your dad gets good cards 252 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:08,417 and he sees them for the first time, 253 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:12,508 And when he's bluffing, 254 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,075 - Awesome. Thank you. 255 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,990 - Use those tips judiciously. 256 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:17,905 You abuse them, you poke the bear and ruin everything. 257 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,210 You got it? - Don't you worry. 258 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,169 I don't poke bears. 259 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,127 - We got ourselves a ringer! 260 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,433 Lucy wins again. 261 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:27,349 - All right, just deal. 262 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,351 You produced yourself a talented little gambler. 263 00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,614 - Must've come from the Penisi side. 264 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,660 - Maybe the little part. [laughter] 265 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:34,878 - All right, all right, all right. 266 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,358 - Okay, okay. That's me, right? 267 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,968 I'm gonna go ahead and check. 268 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,754 - I, too, will check. - I'm gonna go for 50. 269 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,060 - Fold. 270 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,454 - Yeah, I'm also gonna fold. 271 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,282 - We're just following the hot hand, Chief. 272 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:50,372 - Come on! Look at this! 273 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,287 - Wait, so, Lucy, you think you get your gambling prowess 274 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,680 from your Penisi side? 275 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,116 - Yeah, that's why Chief doesn't want 276 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,467 Uncle Eddie to play. - Not true. 277 00:09:58,554 --> 00:09:59,990 - [chuckles] Except you. 278 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,079 - Gotcha, Chief! - Damn! 279 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,821 - Yeah! - All right, you know what? 280 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,431 That's part of the game, my man. 281 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,998 - No more laughing either. 282 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,609 - We can't laugh at the poker table? 283 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,436 - Yeah! - Hey, Ike, try it and see. 284 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:12,916 - Seriously? 285 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,746 - How about 100 in? - 100, sure. 286 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,443 - All right, let's see this flop. 287 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,707 Super-fun flop. 288 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,971 - All right, you know what? I'm all-in. 289 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,625 - Call. 290 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,974 - Ooh! - Really? 291 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,453 - Did you not see my hand from last time? 292 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,673 - Oh, yeah, I saw it. - Fold. 293 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,414 - Uh, yeah, I'm gonna fold. 294 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,678 - Let's see what you got. - McConky verse McConky. 295 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,288 Two pair! Whoa, man! 296 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,291 Well done! 297 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,510 - Don't worry about it. - No, no, no! 298 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,512 Oh! He had a king high! 299 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,862 That's all he had! What a bluff! 300 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,559 - All right, you know what? This game's over. 301 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,039 - It's over for you, 'cause you're out of chips. 302 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,388 - Oh! 303 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,999 - No, no. This game's over for everyone. 304 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,827 And I'm not just talking about this game, okay? 305 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,917 It's become clear to me 306 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,353 For the benefit of everyone, 307 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,311 I am banning gambling indefinitely. 308 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,661 - Wait. - We're firefighters! 309 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,140 We gamble at life! - Yeah! 310 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,664 - Dad, you're being so dramatic. 311 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,361 - It's Chief. Someday you'll thank me. 312 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,145 No more gambling! 313 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:11,322 [country rock music] 314 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,237 - Too bad. You were on a hot streak. 315 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,543 - This hot streak ain't over 316 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,024 because we are not gonna stop gambling. 317 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:25,380 - Trey-Trey, 318 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:28,644 ask her, "Why do you hate the environment so much?" 319 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,080 [eagle screeches] 320 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,734 Then have sex outdoors. 321 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,780 [sighs] 322 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,782 - Uh, why are you sitting like that? 323 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,567 - It helps me think. 324 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,310 - I wish my dad left me this kind of wisdom. 325 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,834 - I prefer a journal. 326 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,140 - You know I am. 327 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,663 I'm not even sleeping in the nude anymore. 328 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,969 - Wow. That's a big step. 329 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,666 - I'm practicing wearing underwear in case 330 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,581 I have to save Trey-Trey in the middle of the night. 331 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,235 - You sleep nude in the station every night. 332 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,237 - Yeah, but now I'm a dad. 333 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,760 - I get it, man. Being a father is hard. 334 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:58,892 - Well, maybe for you, it is. 335 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,328 - No, it's hard for everyone. 336 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,721 - Yeah, well, when you have all girls. 337 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,418 - Whatever kind of kid you have, it's hard. 338 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,029 - How would you know? You have all daughters. 339 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,727 - You have no idea what you're in for. 340 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,076 The one thing you've never been able 341 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,555 to handle in your life is commitment. 342 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,340 - What do you mean I can't handle commitment? 343 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,820 I've been married twice. - Exactly. 344 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,560 You can't go around cheating when you have a kid. 345 00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,780 - I'm settled. I'm a changed man. 346 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,869 As a matter of fact... 347 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,046 [gong rings] 348 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,135 I want you to have my throwing stars. 349 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,790 - Really? 350 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,271 Please take them. - Okay. 351 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,012 - They look good in your hands, Terry. 352 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,188 - You know, maybe I misjudged you, Eddie. 353 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,103 I'm proud of you, man. - I'm proud of myself. 354 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,280 [serious music] 355 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:42,457 [rock music] 356 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:48,202 ♪ ♪ 357 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,769 - Oh! 358 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,466 - No matter what you do, girl, 359 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,076 I'm gonna beat you! 360 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,600 I can beat you with a sock, with my hairbrush. 361 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:56,732 I'll beat you with a loaf of bread. 362 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,604 What's up? 363 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,564 - Nah, man. You down 200 bucks. 364 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,522 - Anyways, does anybody think we should cool it 365 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,089 with the gambling until Chief relaxes? 366 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,048 - Hard no. Double or nothing. 367 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,571 - Okay. - [whistles] 368 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:13,009 Hello, everybody! - Hey, hey! 369 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,794 - [clears throat] You guys playing a game? 370 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,839 - No. - Yes. 371 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,145 - Why are you using a shoe? 372 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,755 - To keep it fun. 373 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,887 - What's the score? 374 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,366 - 6-8. - 5-4. 375 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,498 - Ah, man! Who knows? 376 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:24,891 - Yeah. 377 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,893 - It's so hard to keep track of Ping-Pong. 378 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,590 - You better not be gambling. - We're not gambling. 379 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,026 - How would you even-- 380 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,507 - You said one time, never do it again. 381 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,856 - I'm keeping an eye on you. - All right. 382 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:37,773 - I know, Chief. - Yes, sir. 383 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,775 - Whoa. - I didn't like that. 384 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,733 - That was so close. - Not even! 385 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,605 I guarantee you we can bet right under the Chief's nose 386 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,434 and he wouldn't even notice. 387 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,566 - You want to bet? 388 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,351 - Liability rules have changed. 389 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,179 Civilians are no longer allowed on the fire pole. 390 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,615 I don't care who you're trying to impress. 391 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,964 Do I make myself clear? 392 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,226 - Yes, Chief. - Yes, Chief. 393 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,532 - Yes. 394 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:01,144 - Next up, people are not crossing off 395 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:02,972 If you do not cross off your finished assignments, 396 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,713 we do not know they're finished. 397 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,367 Do I make myself clear? both: Yes, Chief. 398 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,586 - Okay, overtime. 399 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,459 Overtime is available, but all requests must go through me. 400 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:12,808 Do I make myself clear? 401 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,549 - So, uh, Chief, 402 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,334 can I ask another shift for overtime? 403 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,858 - Uh, no. 404 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,642 All overtime requests must go through me. 405 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,252 Do I make myself clear? 406 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,514 - One more quickie. 407 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,648 The request goes to whom? 408 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,911 - All requests go across my desk. 409 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,260 Do I make myself clear? 410 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,522 - Crystal. - What? 411 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,697 - Damn! - Something wrong Lucy? 412 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,526 - No, Chief. [chuckles] 413 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,702 Have a great day. - Thank you, Chief! 414 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,791 - You can't do that. You baited him. 415 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,184 - Oh, I can, and I did. 416 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,056 Do I make myself clear? [chuckles] 417 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,624 - I'm gonna win that money back. 418 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,583 - Wow, Luce, you lost your whole paycheck. 419 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,193 - I just got to get back to even. 420 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,152 I'll be cool. - Said every gambler ever. 421 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,283 - Hang on a sec. 422 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,939 I think you need to take a little break from gambling. 423 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,332 - What are you talking about? 424 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,595 - I've seen this look before-- 425 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,728 the sunken eyes, the unquenchable thirst. 426 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,991 You got a problem. 427 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,166 If you're gonna ride the tiger, 428 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:07,471 you got to know when to jump off. 429 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,908 - I'm not on a tiger. 430 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:12,824 - Let me tell you a little story. 431 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,609 In fact, this guy got in so deep, 432 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,133 he bet the pink slip to his car in a game of Acey Deucey, 433 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,005 and he lost. 434 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,878 That probie's name? Terrance Leslie McConky. 435 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,575 - My dad? - Yeah. 436 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,926 And I drove his car around for years. 437 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,797 That McConky didn't know when to quit. 438 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,321 Don't you be that McConky. 439 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,716 [rock music] 440 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,413 - What's up? You wanted me? 441 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,980 - Yeah, I wanted you to see something. 442 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,157 You know what this is, right? 443 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,986 - That's right. 444 00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:46,380 I've ever dated, and I'm gonna toss it. 445 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,425 - Huh, that's a pretty extensive database. 446 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,861 You sure you can part with it? 447 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,863 - It's time. - Hmm. 448 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,866 - [sighs] Okay. 449 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,651 - What are you doing? 450 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:57,739 - That's weird. Just like a-- 451 00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,045 No, I have-- 452 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,611 - Is this a bit? - It doesn't want to go. 453 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,222 - Stop screwing around. - No, I'm--look! 454 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,963 Look at my hands. It doesn't want to go. 455 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,748 It doesn't want-- it just doesn't... 456 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,532 There we go. I got it. 457 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,534 - I'm proud of you, Eddie. - I feel better already. 458 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,581 - Good for you, pal. - Terry, I'm gonna be a dad. 459 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,496 - Crazy! - Terry, who's gonna be a dad? 460 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,150 - Eddie Penisi. - That's right. 461 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,543 Hey, Terry! I'm gonna be a dad. 462 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,851 ♪ ♪ 463 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:26,028 - Excuse me, Chief. 464 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,030 into the meeting room. 465 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:31,077 Uh, where are the outlets? 466 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,774 - They're in the meeting room. 467 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,211 - Okay. Um, oh, hey. 468 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,387 Don't you think they should be called inlets 469 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,041 instead of outlets? 470 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:39,999 - Bye, Ike. 471 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,310 Nothing. 472 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,920 He didn't yell at all. Like, at all. 473 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,401 - Y'all want Chief to yell? I got this. 474 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,143 Get your money ready. - [blows raspberry, chuckles] 475 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,667 - Hey, Chief, I got a question. - What's up? 476 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,930 - I need to order more gauze and-- 477 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,497 I'm sorry. 478 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,846 Hello? 479 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,544 Yo, T, what's up, man? 480 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,328 Ah, nah. I ain't doing nothing. 481 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,765 [laughing] You so stupid. 482 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,854 Yeah. Yeah, I can pick up you, too. 483 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,334 Yo, what's your address? 484 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,857 Hey. [snaps fingers] 485 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:13,989 - Really? 486 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,599 - 464. Yeah, I got it. 487 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,905 All right. Bye. 488 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,821 [chuckles] 489 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,477 T is crazy. He funny, man. 490 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,480 He a funny dude. 491 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,179 - You know what, Granny? 492 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:34,705 and then come back and talk to me. 493 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,446 - [sighs] - Hey, Chief. 494 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,709 Any chance that you finished the string cheese? 495 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,146 - What the goddamn hell? 496 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,451 I don't eat fucking string cheese! 497 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,759 I'm lactose intolerant! 498 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,239 - It's like a fuckin' clown car of idiots! 499 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,936 - Okay, sorry! 500 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,807 - I'm gonna lock that fucking door! 501 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,288 - Ooh, guess who's on a hot streak now, probie. 502 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,898 - [chuckles] - [chuckles mockingly] 503 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,596 - Thank you. - Congrats. 504 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,640 - Hey, guys! 505 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,033 Cherry Oats of Fire won! 506 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,600 - What? - He won! 507 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,646 I told you all I needed was a sign! 508 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,474 - Everybody's winning except for Lucy. 509 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:07,608 - Oh! 510 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:08,957 both: ♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪ 511 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,611 - [shushes] 512 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,961 both: ♪ Everybody's winning except Lucy ♪ 513 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:18,097 [alarm rings] 514 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,316 - Hey, Granny, when you're back, let's play Ping-Pong. 515 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,538 I-I got to climb out of my hole, man. 516 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,974 - Do you take credit card? 517 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,498 I'm kidding! You know I'm good for it. 518 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:29,934 - Nobody's gonna take a bet with you, Luce. 519 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,980 So just take a break. 520 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,114 - [groans] [door opens] 521 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:38,117 [dramatic music] 522 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:42,338 ♪ ♪ 523 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:46,125 In the third race-- all you need is a sign. 524 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:52,914 ♪ ♪ 525 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,310 - [exhales deeply] 526 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,138 Okay. 527 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,317 [bell rings] - And they're off! 528 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,796 Eddie's Bastard is in the lead. 529 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,581 - Hey, run, run, run, run, run, run, run! 530 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,322 Yes! 531 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,975 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 532 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,021 Come on, run you little bastard! 533 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,241 - Oh, hey, it's gonna be tough to catch Eddie's Bastard. 534 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:16,851 And here they come around the last turn. 535 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,853 Eddie's Bastard has this locked up. 536 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,115 Look out! Eddie's Bastard is down! 537 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,857 - What? 538 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,337 Righteous Living takes the lead. 539 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,816 It's Righteous Living by a nose! 540 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,254 - No! - Righteous Living wins! 541 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,299 And they are putting Eddie's Bastard down! 542 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,127 [gunshot] 543 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,737 Oh, my goodness! You hate to see that! 544 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,783 [trumpet fanfare plays] 545 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,177 - [sighs] It's okay. 546 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,874 You can still fix this. 547 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,442 There is still time to fix this. 548 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,270 - Lola's in labor! The baby's coming! 549 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,709 - Oh, no. 550 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,233 [suspenseful music] 551 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,017 Lola Polonsky's room? 552 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,976 I'm, uh, the father. 553 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,631 - Mr. Penisi? In here. 554 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,589 - Oh, it's time! 555 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,678 - ♪ Who's gonna make this money, y'all? ♪ 556 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,854 - Oh, 5K baby, baby. 557 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,509 - Lucy won date of birth. Congrats, probie. 558 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:10,121 But there is a lot of money riding on everything else. 559 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,949 - I said no more gambling. - You said in the station. 560 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,300 - Stop it, Terry. Baby pools are fun. 561 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,258 - This is bets. - It's a boy. 562 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,217 - Ah! - Man! 563 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,175 - Hey! - Come on! 564 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,350 Lucy again. 565 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,919 - Everyone said girl? 566 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:28,270 Wait, eight pounds, three ounces. 567 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,229 - Lucy and Lucy? Are you kidding me? 568 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,752 Whoa, whoa, wait! Cap, Cap, Cap! 569 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,188 Can you tell us anything else? 570 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,885 - I can tell you this. 571 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,584 This... 572 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:41,631 this--this is the best day of my life. 573 00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:44,547 Today everything is gonna be different. 574 00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,767 - I got to get a dog. - What was that? 575 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,377 - Mr. Penisi. 576 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,205 Lola would like to introduce you to your new son. 577 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,946 You want to come with me? - Excuse me, nurse. 578 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,730 Was there an epidural? - Yeah, any extra fingers? 579 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,123 - Testicle size, pea, peanut or walnut? 580 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,646 - Pea size! Pea size! 581 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:57,734 - Baby pool? - Yes. 582 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,345 I got you. 583 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,911 - Walnut! Is it walnut? 584 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:01,999 - You're gonna make a great dad. 585 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,305 - Oh. 586 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,612 - I am so happy for you! 587 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,657 - Damn, Lucy won every single box! 588 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,268 - What? - Whoa, you did. 589 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,008 Every single thing. You won everything. 590 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,967 - Crushed it. - Hell, yes! 591 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,795 Baby pools are the shit! 592 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,318 - Talk about a sore winner. - Yes! 593 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,842 Whoo! [baby cries] 594 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,191 - [gasps] Oh! - [chuckles] 595 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,325 - Eddie! Oh, he's so beautiful! 596 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,458 - Look at all that red hair. 597 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,155 Oh, that's weird, Cap, 'cause you don't have red hair. 598 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,504 Oh, you know who's got red hair? 599 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,853 Captain Polonsky. 600 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,421 He even looks like Polonsky. 601 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:36,077 - [laughing] 602 00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,948 Oh, my God. That's amazing, amazing. 603 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,515 - Wait, wait, wait. You're happy? 604 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:40,777 - It's not my baby. 605 00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,213 - What about the speech you just made 606 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,565 about how it changed your life? 607 00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,784 Anyone who believed I could be a dad is an idiot. 608 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,570 - Well... 609 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,702 then this isn't Eddie Penisi's baby pool. 610 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:56,750 - That's right! I want my money back! 611 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,491 - But it's not Eddie Penisi's baby pool. 612 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,536 Like look at the name at top of this board. 613 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:01,929 The bets are all moot. - Yeah! 614 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:08,370 And they don't count anymore either. 615 00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,850 - [chuckles] You got to be kidding me. 616 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,721 - Oh! Did you know? 617 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,202 - Not at all, but I always like to hedge my bets. 618 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:15,812 - Son of a bitch. 619 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:16,987 - That makes me the only winner. 620 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,337 So hand over that money, probie. 621 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,251 - But that's just one little bet! 622 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:24,212 - He's right. The money's his. 623 00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:27,128 - I bet the baby pool money on a horse race, 624 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,086 and I lost it all. 625 00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:30,914 - You bet the baby pool money? 626 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,177 - What? - After I banned gambling? 627 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,005 - You're one to talk-- you lost your car 628 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:38,792 to Uncle Eddie when you were a probie! 629 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,837 - Okay, well, all the McConky's are bad gamblers, 630 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,796 all Penisi's are known liars, 631 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:45,320 but my point was you got to know when to quit. 632 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,322 - You're in deep shit, probie! There's gonna be hell to pay! 633 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,628 - And there's gonna be me to pay. 634 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:51,500 - Penisi! Where is she? 635 00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,633 - Congratulations, Jerry. You're a dad now. 636 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,722 - Fuck off. 637 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:58,855 - These are some life lessons from me to your son. 638 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,596 I kind of feel like I know him 639 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,119 'cause I've been having sex across his skull 640 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,207 for the last nine months. 641 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,341 [all shouting] 642 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:13,827 I'll take that back. 643 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,785 Okay. 644 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,787 All right, probie, how you gonna pay me that money? 645 00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,398 - Do you take credit cards? 646 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,271 - Check the corners. 647 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,707 Books like to wind up in corners. 648 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,579 It's a small black book. You can't miss it. 649 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,798 You find it, I'll knock a few bucks off what you owe me. 650 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:32,149 - She still owes the bank, too. 651 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:35,762 - Half hour, tops. 652 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,894 - I bet never. - You know something we don't? 653 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,113 - Yeah, the garbage with the book 654 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,680 got carted off yesterday. 655 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,421 I just like making her look. - Aw, Cap! 656 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:46,033 [laughter] - Nasty! 657 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,513 - Nah, come on. 658 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,949 I got all that info up in the cloud. 659 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,951 - Ah, the cloud. I love it. 660 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:52,561 - Okay, okay, so how long until she stops? 661 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:55,172 - Until I tell her to stop. 662 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:57,958 - You're on. - Hey, Lucy! 663 00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,264 Come on. Let's go. 664 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:03,050 and the refrigerators, 665 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,399 for the awards ceremony. 666 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:05,574 Do I make myself clear? 667 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,054 [laughter] 668 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:08,185 - I love this! 669 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:09,839 - [laughs mockingly] 670 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,188 - All right, all right. 671 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:12,755 Let that be a lesson to ya. 672 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,670 You gamble in my station, that's what you get. 673 00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,150 - You got it, Chief. - You're right, Chief. 674 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,935 - You're right, Chief. - Sorry. 675 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,938 - Aw, nice doing business with you, Cap. 676 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:24,593 [chuckles] - Son of a bitch. 677 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,290 - 20 more dollars. 678 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:29,468 ♪ Another sweater for Mom ♪ - So weird, bro. 47270

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