All language subtitles for Splitting.English

People said
that there was a curse...

in the family of the
Dukes of Bournemouth.

The seventh Duke lost
all his hair in a bet.

In 1640, the fifth Duke,
during a drunken stupor...

was for the church
riding a cow...

and set fire
to the balcony of the coral.

He fled for France,
where he lived and then died...

believing to be a bench.

The ninth Duke married his mare
and scandalized society...

when he was, mounted on
his wife, for Ascot...

where she came in third,
in her second run.

In 1920, the 12th Duke
was present...

when they opened the tomb
of King Tutankhamun.

In the turmoil that followed,
he was accidentally...

bitten in the ass by a donkey
rabid and died three days later.

40 years later, the 14th Duke
became a victim...

of the 60s.

He did not die, but he married
with an American.

A model, Lucinda, who,
at that time...

was called 'available space'.

They had a baby
that, one day...

would become the 15th Duke
of Bournemouth.

They baptized him
simply from...

Thomas Henry Butterflies
of the Rainbow of Peace.

Why do not we go out to dance?

He was accidentally
abandoned in a restaurant.

It was left, like a tip.

I was so happy
Time all

C on my baby
I was so good

My God!
We forget the baby.

Shit!

C When they remembered him,
he had already disappeared...

in his bassinet, with a cover
with a monogram...

and a silver rattle.

Dear, what is
the name of the baby?

The curse of the Bournemouths
attacked again.

HEALER DISAPPEARED

BABY SCANDAL LEFT
IN RESTAURANT

WHO DOES NOT INHERIT...
IS EQUAL

LONDON WEST
TODAY

All the information from the cougar
that is terrorizing...

the residences
of the state limit.

Gita.

You will be delayed for school.
Go to the bathroom to wash.

I can not, mom.
Rangy is there.

Still?
What is he doing there?

Rangy? Get out of there soon.

Rangy, you will be delayed
for work.

Rangy Patel, get out of there soon.

It's okay, mom.
I am sorry.

Up, people.

- Up, Rangy.
-Bye.

I also suffer with
the curse of the Bournemouths.

I work for them.

My name is Tommy Patel
and I grew up here in Southall.

Every day,
I used to go to my corner store...

for my work in the city,
where I worked...

as a commodity broker...

on the commercial floor
of Bournemouth and Bournemouth.

No, you do not have to go to court.
I promise, it will not be necessary.

You can believe, you can trust. Goodbye.

-Angela, where is the coffee?
-You are almost ready.

- You should be here now.
-Yes Master.

Come on, girl, raise your finger.
Will sit on the weekend.

No sexual harassment
in the work environment.

Very gentle, dear,
but I'm busy now.

I saw that.

You do not need to worry
with me, dear.

I'm bisiexual.

I only lie in leap years.

Patel!
I have a job for you.

Sorry, Mr. Andrews,
I'm in the middle of a business.

Yes, of course. Forget it.

I want you to know
an important American...

and show the neighborhood for him
for a few days.

-I'm very busy, sir.
-That was an order from the president.

He is an important person
from New York.

I want him to hold his hand
and show London to him.

- Why me?
-Because I do not like you.

Take that away and you'll be fired.

Good thing.

Permission, could you help me?
Conduit Street

-I'm looking for Conduit Street.
- Conduit Street?

That.

- Are you seeing the lights?
-Yes.

Good morning.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning.

Conduit Street?

Call a taxi.

I'm going through.

Good morning. Good Morning.

Sorry.

- Are you okay?
-I do not know who you are...

but that's not
skating rink, okay?

I'm Henry Martin, I was following
the marble lines, it's so smooth...

Follow the lines out there.
There is a park for children.

I'm from the New York office
and I have to find someone here.

Hello, it's me who came to find.
I'm Tommy Patel.

-Hi, Tommy.
-I loved the skates.

Thank you, that marble is so smooth.

I spent on stones
and bridges all morning.

I do not know if that will work here,
because he must be sober for that...

but that's going to
revolutionize transportation.

I was faster than the subway,
that the transit...

I do not have to pay parking.
Want to try?

-Yeah, you!
-All right, Jobson, he is with me.

-I thought it was.
-Hello, Jobson.

- My God, are you, sir?
-I did not expect to see me, right?

-No, I was not expecting.
-I'm going to stay for a while.

Good thing.
I'm going to leave him with Mr. Patel.

-Good luck.
-Let's go to work.

Go up there, take 200 pounds.
Are you hungry?

-I am.
-Keep 300 pounds, okay?

What is the name of the other's pub
on the side of the street? The Cabezón?

-Ricardo III.
-Ricardo III.

Go up, take the money
and we are in the pub.

Pub?

It's a long way
To go through

It's a long way
Hasta Tipperary

Even the prettiest girl
I know

Hasta, Piccadilly
Goodbye, Leicester Square

Tommy! It's my friend
Tommy. Say hello'.

-Hi, Tommy.
-Hello.

- Is he with the money?
-Yes, 300 pounds in money.

-De for Mona.
-What?

Thanks.

- What else is there for me?
-I have some theater tickets.

Wait, let me guess.

Cats, Les Misérables and...

What is it with the helicopter?

-Miss Saigon?
-Miss Saigon.

-That.
-Good.

Who needs a pair?
Who needs a pair?

In the first row. An unprepared
guiding a helicopter.

You. Very good.

Have fun.
It's a Platoon type musical.

Look at that, 50.
Let's see a show.

PRESENTING HAMLET

-She was an optimal Hamlet.
-Clear.

I just do not remember the scene
of the banana in Hamlet.

It's a tropical interpretation.

If Shakespeare were alive,
he would die.

Look at that.

I feel very good.

For 2 million.
I'm going to buy it for 2 million.

- Are you okay?
-Do not.

What happened to you
last night?

Him.

-Good morning, people.
-Good Morning.

Good morning.

Hello.

Patel...

There is a money
missing from the box.

Yes, sir, I can explain that.

- Did you take 500 pounds?
-No sir.

-No?
-No sir.

Yes, sir.

-Yes, I took 300 pounds, sir.
-300?

300...

plus 200 equals 500.

I took 500 pounds, sir.

- Why did you want the money?
-It was for the waitress.

It was for the ba, baba...
It was for the bar mitzvah.

What?

-I borrowed, sir.
-I get it.

And you are going to talk to
the president on Monday.

And I must say
that he is fired.

Wait, I can explain, sir.

Damn Henry.

After all
that's years in the office...

he made me be thrown out.

I went back to the store.

The Hindu gods
were laughing at me.

But on that weekend,
fate gently interfered.

My boss, the president
and 14th Duke of Bournemouth...

He fell off his yacht.

OTHER MILLIONAIRE TO THE SEA

The curse of the Bournemouths
attacked again.

Good luck.

C When I signed my resignation,
there was another president.

Hi, Tommy.
Guess who the duke is?

Holy Virgin!

-You are...
-The 15th Duke of Bournemouth.

Moi.

My God!

What a lucky fuck!

- Congratulations!
-Thank you.

Sorry for your father.

He was a damned evil guy.
I did not even know him.

He was disturbed,
emotionally dead.

Like all Brits.
No offense.

But you are American.

My mother is American.
I studied in the USA.

I did not want me to grow up
like a loser masturbator...

of an English public school.

Why not?
You will be a duke.

Tommy, just because
made me a duke...

does not mean that things
are going to change between us.

Can you take my drink?

Here, sir.

- What are you doing here?
-Here we go.

The two are fired.

-God... I speak for him?
-No, I speak for him.

Please, can I speak for him?

Mr. Andrews, that's
the new Duke of Bournemouth.

-But you are American.
-And you were already.

- What?
-You are fired.

-Goodbye.
-Goodbye

The door is then there.

Let's take something.
Let's commemorate.

Congratulations, sir.

- Play the ball later, Brittle.
-Thank my Lord.

Tommy, this is
my old house.

-Harreds?
-No, that phone booth.

-Health.
-Still I do not understand.

Read that.

'Baby Bournemouth
disappeared in his bassinet...

with its cover with monogram
and its silver rattle. '

I am the Bournemouth baby.

'Some days later, the baby was
found in a telephone booth...

near Harreds. '

This was my first house.
Now it's the fourth one.

Fifth, if it includes
the south of France.

There is the floor
of New York also...

but it's not much bigger than that.

'The baby was found
in his bassinet.'

Mom still has the bassinet.
Penalty that they stole the rattle.

Solid silver, 17 48.

Very good, what's happening?

Ah, police, we decided
to dine in another cabin.

But the service here was excellent.

He is the Bournemouth baby.

Henry, you can not give money to the police.

I could not give drink,
he is working.

See you later.

Here. Come on.

-There is a step here.
-Where?

Thanks.

- Drunk again, sir?
-Well, butler, we are also here.

I was in a terrible hangover
in the temple the next day...

and very late for the wake
of Henry's father.

Permission.

Tommy, there is a place
for you here.

Permission.

Sorry.

-Perdon, I'm late.
-All good, still not lost anything.

Do you want to know?
I think I will not enter.

-Don't be shy. Come on.
-I'm not dressed for that.

Look how he is dressed.
Come on, you are going to have fun.

Yes, I know, thank you.
It's really a shame.

Look, there's soccer there to attend.
People, over here. Hello.

The tapas are there.
There are drinks, take as much as you want. )

-There are also sandwiches.
-That.

And she said: 'I'm not going to grab anything
hard like that without gloves'.

Want?

One turn, mix.
It's a party.

Then, we started walking...

-I do not know you?
-Do not.

You seem familiar to me.
Who are you?

I'm Henry's friend.

You remind me
my deceased husband.

- Really?
_Because I did not see him naked.

No.

He was gifted as a donkey.

Really? That is good?

Only if you were a donkey.

How lucky.
She likes you.

- Really? As you know?
- She likes everyone.

It's Henry's mother.
The black sheep of the family.

She was so touched in the 60s
that they called her handrails.

A true
devouring men.

Maybe you like to be devoured.

Kitty Faurrent.

Hello, my name is Tommy Patel.

- Nice to meet you, Mr. Patel.
-Please, call me Tommy.

No, I think 'Mr. Patel '
is more beautiful.

I loved your flowers.
What are you? An old hippie?

-No, I'm Asian.
-Clear.

Then I saw.

Blonde, blue eyes,
a typical Asian.

-Sure, she likes you.
-I think it's just a tic.

Permission.

Nasty girl.
His father makes beer.

Come.

-Then, we meet again.
-Yes.

Look for them.
I think they are not having fun.

-Mas is a wake.
-It's not their wake.

No.
I feel for your husband.

Because I did not have to sleep with him.

His idea of a good time in bed
was three newspapers and a cup of tea.

-More tea, sir?
-No thanks.

He thought 'preliminary'
was some kind of golf.

A bowl of hot water
is more fun in bed...

that the majority of the British.

It's a secret
how they reproduce.

I have to circulate.

If I wanted something,
anything...

is just ask.

They are counted, sir.

- Excuse me...
- There is no need to explain.

I myself come
from lower classes.

Relax, okay? Stay with the spoon.
I have thousands of those.

It's strange, is not it?

- Where did you get that? -Henry gave me. Well, no?

What is the problem, mom?
She is sick?

No.

It's time to know
some things.

- What, mom?
-As...

Why do not you like curry?
And why he does not look like your father.

Rangy, you are adopted.
You are not a Patel.

Do you mean I'm not Asian?

No, I'm sorry.

The agency made us stay with you.

We needed the money.

Do you mean that they were payments
to stay with me?

Yes, 3 pounds per week.

Good thing.

Rangy, when
you came from the agency...

I had just two things.

That cover with monogram
and that silver rattle.

Yes, you were adopted.
This is you.

Here it says that you were brought
by an anonymous woman...

-smoking garlic.
-Garlic?

She insisted that she be adopted by
a member of the working class...

to save him
from the curse of money.

-What careful.
-Yes.

Here it is.

Indian family.
Name: Patel.

And the lawyer who took care of the case
was called Shadgrind.

-Shadgrind?
-Shadgrind and Shadgrind.

Billingsgate Court, 68B.

- And the date?
-June, 15.

- It's the same date.
-How?

-No doubt.
-What?

I am the Bournemouth baby.

- Are you a baby?
-I should be Henry.

Very good, seriously.
Must try.

People, ladies and gentlemen.

I present to you
the new duke.

- The new duke.
-The new duke.

Thanks.

-Discourse, please.
-Please.

-Permission, I have to go vomit.
-What?

-A diet thing.
-What?

First, let me say how
I am grateful that you are here...

so I can say
how I feel good...

in this new and humble lar.

I'm very excited...

to know that all that is mine.

They say it's lonely up there.
But it's more lonely downstairs.

And he was tired of staying there.

I decided to take a look, see
e x right away what should be mine.

Wow!

-Hello.
-Hi Jim.

It was time to go after
of legal advice.

BASEMENT: MR. RAOUL P. SHADGRIND

-Then, it was abandoned, right?
-Yes, I went.

They are so many orphans.
Unwanted children everywhere.

People were crazy
by sex in the 60s.

It seems they did
just for fun.

How strange.

So, you think
is the Duke of Bournemouth, right?

Yes, I am absolutely
convinced of that.

Well, legally,
has no where to lean.

-But I have the cover and the rattle.
-They could be stolen.

- And the date?
-Coincidence

Sorry, Mr. Patel, but where did the current duke come from?

Well, he must have been adopted.

And that's what you mean
to the House of Lordes, right?

-That's it.
-That's.

Mr. Patel, you can not
adopt a duke.

That's the question.

Of course it would be very different
if he died.

Why?

Three dukes died
in the last 10 years.

Newcastle, Portland and Leeds.

And the Chamber of Lordes
does not like that.

They like to keep
the duke in place.

Then, if you
appeared from nothing...

claiming to be the true heir,
would have a good case.

Yes... If he was dead.

I understand.

Unless it happens
some accident.

-What?
-An accident.

I mean, accidents happen.
Cars collide, shots are fired...

people fall from the windows...

or drink
mercuric chloride in your cognac...

which makes it impossible to detect any chemical mixture in any test.

That kind of thing.
Accidents

Accident?

But there is not much hope
for that, right?

No, no.

Of course that is just
a legal opinion.

Then...

-Big property, right?
-Yes, huge.

What a pity.
Goodbye.

Unless something happens, God forbid...

in relation to accidents and,
in that case, au revoir .

Anyway, thanks.

Duke?

Should I look up, proud,
to be admired by the people...

or for bass,
looking for the throne?

-I'm going to do some things.
-Thank you.

- Too much?
-Of course not.

- It's wonderful.
-Seriously?

-Excellent.
-What do you think?

- He still looks like an idiot.
-But a beautiful idiot.

- Take one in front of the fountain.
-Certainly. Wonder.

I'm the first duke
with less than 1.70m.

- Really?
-Except for the third Duke...

who was beheaded.

-How did you get the flowers?
-Yes, Your Highness.

Let's get one with the cougars.
No, let's take out the house.

Should be a portrait, not a
real estate broker pamphlet.

An American Duke.
Do you know how that is weird?

Yes. I would give anything
to live here.

Yes, I'm sure it will.

- Does anyone want to swim?
-Yes, I'm going, Henry.

This is the Sadless room.

Where the duke
gathered the Bournemouths.

These are the family portraits.
And there you can see the cougar...

that has been the emblem of the family
since the third Duke...

Trestron, it was for
South America...

where you lost a perna
on a safari.

Very careless.

This photo here is
Lady Virginia Martin...

who did charity services.

And this is the duchess who took a lot,
Diana, with her little animal.

This is Dick Martin, and as a result
of the famous military operation...

she became Miss Betty Young.

This is the
registration of the Bournemouths.

And we can see the new heir.

Thomas Henry Butterflies
of the Rainbow of Peace Martin.

Good afternoon, people.

I'm Henry Martin,
the 15th Duke of Bournemouth.

In other visits, the duke is not known, but they will know.

It's your lucky day.

I want to start
greeting everybody.

-Hello.
-Hello.

A cousin far from the USA.
Do not be afraid.

You can tell everyone
your friends and family...

who squeezed the hand
of a true duke.

Pause, Watson.

Now, I will show parts of that house
that were never seen in visits.

I will answer then
all the questions...

but, for the moment, follow me.

This is the cougar
of white porcelain...

that is worth more than 30 thousand pounds.

Where is Indo?

Go back here.

You can not enter there.
They are private rooms.

Go back here.

Shit!

Finally, I understood.
The Duchess was my real mother.

-Mayor, I'm going to swim.
-Very good, Your Highness.

My Rainbow of Peace.

My little Rainbow of Peace.

Where are you?

A movement
and I blow his balls.

Stop, please.
Do not! I waited.

Mr. Patel, it's you.

Yes, hello.

I was...

Calm down, all right.
I know what you want.

Do you know?

As good as your nose.

Ah, the nose.
Yes I think so.

Much can be said
through the nose.

I knew after the first time I saw.

Well, good.
I'm so happy.

-What do we do now?
-It's obvious, is not it?

-We take the clothes.
-Are we going to take a plunge?

Come on, do not pretend that
is innocent to me, dear.

-I think I lost something.
-I say if he lost or not.

-Let's do now.
-Do what?

Nobody does that
in that damn country?

-Remove the pants.
-Pare!

'Stop'?

Can not provoke a woman
and then send a stop.

Same being English.

You can follow me around this room.
I know what you are thinking.

But the origin of the reception room
is to receive...

who goes to the room.

-I caught him.
-Do not!

Mom?

-God, it's Henry.
-What?

-Bitte...
-One second. Mom?

She is not there. Enter

That's the particular room
of the Duchess of Bournemouth.

It was never seen before
by you, the plebs.

Exciting, right?

I want to show you something
absolutely fascinating.

-Bitte...
-What?

-Die toiletten bitte.
-There.

This is the basket in which I was
lost and found again.

I think that makes me
Moses of the English aristocracy...

do not you think?

Take photos as you wish.

That will then be on postcards,
but at the moment...

Take one out with the shoes.
Lace, of course.

Note the official emblem
of the family at the top.

Very good.
Now, something strange.

Authentic 19th century plumbing

Come in, there is room for everyone.

I was... You know?

Shit!

Bitte.

On the next day,
I was fishing evidence.

Let's take a look.
Baby Bournemouth.

I remember the case very well.

There was something strange happening.

Strange?

I was working at the time.

It's not him.
- Are you sure, Your Highness?

Of course I'm sure.
He is not circumcised.

-Permission, a moment.
-What happens?

-That's ridiculous!
-But I can not...

It's okay, it's fine.

-She is very disturbed.
-Naturally, sir.

-Let's look again.
-All right, it's him.

Cancel the searches.
The baby was found.

I would like to know what happened
with the other baby.

They had to close the case
and he is no longer missing.

Poor thing

A lady was talking to me
a few days later.

-Where did they take him?
- 'Who?', I asked.

The baby of the Harreds.

'Oh', I said,
'he came back home'.

- Really?
-Said the lady.

Luckily, that boy
will be a duke.

-Thanks, police.
-She finally said...

and wrote the address.

- She smelled like garlic?
- Like!

She must have been her real mother.

What will happen to her?

Your favorite
Italian style.

As I felt lack of that.

Experience that,
is the best food in the world.

The fragrance is very good.
What is here?

It's garlic.
Thats the secret.

More wine, Mrs. Bullock?

Oh, no, I'm going to stay drunk like that.

And to think that I am going to live to see
the day he will become a duke.

-For you, Bully.
-Health.

-My baby.
-Please.

As if it were my own flesh
and my own blood.

It was such a weird little thing.

I felt so much his fault when
sent him to the USA.

How long have you been here, Mrs. Bullock?

Since he was a baby.

A baby so sweet.
I did not give any work.

It was such a difficult delivery.

And to think that now
is going to reach the fortune.

It's your taxi, Tommy.
Can you take me?

Yes, of course.

-You are not going now, are you, Kitty?
-Great day tomorrow.

I'm indo to
the same side as you.

Everything stays
on the road to Southall.

Well, do you want to go up
to have a coffee...

Or just want to go up
to sleep with me?

A coffee would be good, thank you.

No need to wait.
Surely, he goes to bed.

Stay with the change.

And then?

Will you stay there
drooling or going to enter?

I think I'm going to drool
a little bit.

What is that shameless man
doing here?

It's just a coffee.

And now, how does he want coffee?

With or without?

Oh, Kitty.

Hello. Finally he woke up.

-Kitty, you are magnificent.
-I know.

- You will have to marry me now.
-Tontito.

- Seriously.
-Realistically, Tommy.

You do not have money.

-And, besides, I'm already a girlfriend.
-What?

-You were my last case.
-What?

Sex before marriage is much
better with another person, do not you think?

What do you mean
with 'another person'?

You were perfect for the job.

-Work?
-Come on, Tommy.

I needed someone
who I could trust.

Someone who did not tell Henry.

What does Henry have to do with that?

I'm going to marry Henry, silly.

I'm going to be a duchess.

Look, it's in all the newspapers.

LINDA MUÑECA AGARRA VUESTRA ALTEZA

BEER EFFECT!

-You are going to marry Henry.
-Do not be jealous.

Jealous? Why would I
be jealous of Henry?

He is only at my house,
with my title, my horses...

my cars and now you.

I'm going to kill him.

Hello.

My God!

-In the closet.
-What?

-In the closet. Quick.
-Why?

- It's Henry.
-What are you doing?

-Fast.
-Pare, do not be ridiculous.

You can not find here.
He would not understand.

-Forget it.
-Please, Tommy, for me.

-Kitty.
-Shut up.

Kitty, I will not continue with that.
I'm going to face Henry and I'll talk...

Tommy, if you care about me,
will not say another word.

I take care of that.

Of course I understand.
You are adorable.

A wonderful lover.
Thank you.

Up.

- Dear!
-Hello, sweetie.

I thought we would meet
in the restaurant.

I thought about making a surprise.
She's alone?

No.

He has a man here.

Very funny.

-I was on the phone.
-Have you seen the newspapers?

Yes, I'm so excited, Henry.

-Tommy
-What?

I'm going to invite Tommy
to be my godfather.

Good thing. Tommy will be an excellent sponsor.

It was what I thought too.

Can we eat, dear?
I'm starving.

I'm not leaving now, Kitty.
We are dating, remember?

-No, Henry. Not now.
-Yes, Kitty, now.

Should not we have lunch earlier?

Kitty, I'm American,
I lunch later.

-Yes.
-Kitty, I waited until we meet...

officially boyfriends.
Now, go to bed. Come on.

Jesus, Henry, how big!

It's the biggest I've seen.

And in the jewelry shop they said that
if you like it, you can change it.

My God.
It's magnificent.

Henry!
It's cute.

Oh, Henry!

-I want to kill him.
-I should have put the pants on before.

Dina!

Do not Look!

Sorry!
What an unpleasant man!

I felt
completely humiliated.

E only got
to think of revenge.

HINDU SLEEPING SEQUENCE

Make some classes, okay?
Who is that uncle?

That! That!

On the following weekend,
Henry invited me to go to Sadless.

For an accident,
could have been mine.

Maybe, on the other,
could still be.

Beautiful car, Tom.

Thanks for the other day.
Saved my life.

Tommy, I'm happy
to be here. Between.

I'm crazy to show you the house.

I think one of the cougars
escaped again, Your Highness.

Then, he's going to grab it.
What is the problem?

Can we find
a cage that works?

I put it in the blue room.
Next to mine.

I would lock the door.
I would be safer with the cougar.

I prepared a lethal drink
for Henry.

C on mercuric chloride and cognac.

- Are you, sir?
-Good evening, Mrs. Bullock.

Do you need anything, sir?

No, thank you, Mrs. Bullock.
I have everything I need.

-I think so, Henry.
-É very good, right?

FREEDOM FOR ANIMALS

Sorry you do not ride, Tommy.

Hey, Tommy. She stays
pretty in the chair, right?

Yes, of course.

I'm sure
the duchess will take care of you.

-Only for you.
-Health.

Later, dear.

Here, Henry.
A thank you.

You are a good friend.
It's an attentive gift, Tom.

Drink, it's going to help you.

Very kind of you.
Health.

Goodbye.

Oh, Creator, all creatures,
big or small.

They will hunt and they will be able to find,
on that day, one or even two...

who will persecute and destroy
with great purpose.

Amen.

Hunting is immoral.
Kill the foxes.

Freedom for animals.

Do not push me!

Goodbye, goodbye.

-No, wait!
-What?

Stop them!

He is dead.

Throw.

Wow! You are good.

Your turn, sir.

-'Lanzar '?
-Yes sir.

Throw!

-Was it close?
-Oh, Henry, what a bad luck.

Try again, dear.
C continue.

Give me another weapon.
I have to guess right.

Let me try
until I get it right.

I suggest you keep the eyes open, sir.

Throw!

Throw!

- Very good! Very good, Henry.
-Excellent tacada, sir.

Mom!

I was showing the view
for Mr. Brittle.

Until now, Henry's fate
was reigning.

But would he survive marriage?

That, show me what you have!

Despite this party of bad taste...

I had the opportunity to
leave Henry drunk.

Doreen had been
an é x ito like Hamlet.

Now, she interpreted
an indecent bride with perfection.

And, different from Doreen,
I had a trick up my sleeve.

It was 'Goodnight, Henry'.

The gas should end in
somewhere in the North Sea.

Ei, what is that?

-Was you?
-Do not!

He came back!

Shit!

Sit down!

Where is he?

-Ni have an idea
-I may have changed his mind.

I just thought high.

Sit down, ladies and gentlemen.
Sit down

-Ei, whose bike is that?
-It's mine.

Very good, here it is.

-God!
-I want to see.

Hey, I have a bicycle too.
I have a bicycle at home.

Tommy!

Do not worry, I'm sure
that he's going to appear...

early or late.

Hey! I'm here.

I got it.
Dear, I'm sorry.

Please, forgive me.
I know he's going to do that.

What a party, Tommy!
What an excellent godfather.

Unbelievable, the place, the food.
People.

Everything, Tommy.
Doreen was amazing.

Very good, let's get married.

You can touch, people.

All stopped world.

Thanks.

One with the duchess, please.

I think he talked about me.

Congratulations.
Finally he got it.

You are very kind, mom.

Goodbye, people.
Thank you very much.

Come on, dear.
Let's move on.

NEWLY-MARRIED

Thanks again.

Goodbye, people.

I see it in France, Tommy.

Great, right?

What are you doing here?

I had not perceived how
that property is big.

- And?
-It's enough to stay well.

- What do you mean?
-I was investigating what he said...

and I spoke with Mrs. Bullock.

She is very worried.

-Why?
-She thinks that someone...

is trying to sink
with his son, Henry.

Accept?

No. No, thanks.

You do not want to poison yourself, right?

Just kidding.

What are you trying to say?

I'm trying to say that
someone needs a partner.

- How absurd!
-Tom!

All that can be ours.

-I think it's better to leave.
-Is right.

-If they see us talking...
-It was not what I meant.

No, no, no.
Of course not.

- Get out of here!
-Well thought.

-I do not want to see it anymore.
-It's fine, if you insist.

Kitty and Henry nausea me
with such happiness.

But they did not stay
very happy to see me.

Life was boring.

Until one or two small
accidents began to happen.

Someone put helium
on Henry's diving cylinder.

-Tommy, has Henry seen?
-No no.

All right, I'm fine.
Seriously. All good.

That's good

Throughout that week,
the curse continued to attack...

For Germany, I think a black.
What do you think?

-Care with that.
-without having much é x ito.

That weighs a ton.

I'm dying of hunger.

Tom, let me cut.
I think I'm better with the knife.

Stop with that.

Some days later, someone
rummaged the pool cleaner.

Kitty!

Henry?

Henry?

-Tommy, has Henry seen?
-No no. I did not see, no

My God! Henry!

Jesus! Henry?

People, that's very good.
I'm here hours ago.

He was a damn lucky one!

But I had more a plan.

P-A-T-E-L.
Here is my card.

I will be with you to London.

Remember: Patel is the name.

Au revoir, goodbye, mes amis.

After setting up my alibi...

I had to do
a big train exit.

Feel the fragrance of the night.

Fragrance of cow dung.

Truth
They should have put on the roses.

You know, Henry, I just got married
with you for the money.

And I only married you
for your beer.

Would you like to talk about
your murder again?

I think you can convince me.

No!

Henry!

Oh, crap. Dogs.

Puppy good.
Puppy good.

No, stop!

Luckily, the dogs
gave up after 1.5km.

So I stopped bleeding,
I went back to finish the service.

Sadless, who would later
be my Sadless...

seemed at peace
in the afternoon sunlight.

I picked it up!

-Tommy
-Hello.

-What unexpected.
-Yes.

- What are you doing here?
-I... I was...

Wine made me a surprise,
small naughty.

-Yes, I came.
-I knew.

Very good.

Henry and Kitty can not
catch us today.

-No, they can not.
-Come on come on.

And how are the lovers?

Like a house on fire.

He is chasing me.

-Don't feel so blamed, Tommy.
-What?

We did not do anything...

still.

No.

Your vitamin, Your Highness.

Thank you, butler.

I put the black sheets
on the bed, as requested.

No need to wait awake,
butler.

Mr. Patel and I have a lot to talk about.

Of course, madame.
Sleep well, sir.

Jealousy.

-Pardon me, Your Highness.
-What happened now, butler?

Bad news, Your Highness.

The cougar again, no.

Terrible time, butler.

Henry!

What was it that I did?

I won a fortune,
but I lost two friends.

I would go to hell
as a Christian...

and I would have a terrible reincarnation
as a Hindu.

YOU WILL NOT KILL

You will not kill! You will not kill!
You will not kill!

Tommy?

-I'm dead?
-No, silly. You fainted.

-You are alive!
- Of course we are alive.

-But what about the fire?
-How do you know about the fire?

- There was no fire?
-Of course there was.

The whole house burned down.
Mom is irritated.

How did they come out?

An idiot woke up the dogs,
we went out to walk with them...

And when we return,
the place seemed like hell.

I am so happy that you are alive.

It takes a lot of things
to kill me, Tommy.

I know...

that everything will be fine.

My God!

The cook is well
frozen, Your Highness.

Bullock.

Poor Mrs. Bullock.
She always hated frozen food.

I just came to take a slice
of ham, sir, and there she was.

-How did that happen?
-The door must have been closed.

A few days later,
Kitty invited me to lunch.

I feel bad, Tommy.
It's the curse.

-I'm going to ask for an aspirin.
-Not stupid. Curse of the family.

Sorry.

Someone is trying to kill Henry.

Do not be ridiculous.

Tommy, are you reminded
of the night of my engagement?

How will I forget?

Do you remember that little
incident after the theater?

What little incident?

-You practically stupid me.
- Me what?

- He forced me to have sex.
-Kitty, how can I force her...

to do sex five times?

Maybe I have it
enraged a little.

A little? You asked me
to go up and acc...

You asked me to go up
and I slept with you.

-And you were. And I forgive him.
-Oh thank you.

But the question is, Tommy,
that I'm pregnant.

The baby is yours.

There is no doubt.

Your child will be
the Duke of Bournemouth.

Wow!

Come on, come on.

Together, Henry and I
we experience joy...

to accompany the traditional
English birth of a child...

in the pub.

Wait.

Hello?

It's a baby!

- Baby?
-Yes, Your Highness.

- Come eat a piece of bun.
-Thank you, Your Highness.

Hello.

Come with dad.
Come.

Do not worry, Tommy.

Let's go for a walk, okay?

It's going to be all yours, you know?

Help! Help!

No matter what your will,
oh, Lord Almighty...

with all His mercy,
led for Him together...

the soul of our beloved nanny,
here goes...

and leaves his body under the ground.
From the earth to the earth...

from ashes to ashes,
from dust to dust.

And with all the hope
of the resurrection...

You will not leave the country,
right, sir?

What? Not because?

We continue with the investigations
about the murder of the nanny.

Murder?

Strollers do not explode
simply, right?

-We believe there was a crime.
- Of course he does not think that I...

I do not think anything, sir.
I'm a policeman.

Typical of the police suspecting me
in the first time I'm innocent.

What a shame for the nanny, right?

-Triste.
-Shadgrind.

What the hell are you doing here?

Well, I came to share
that moment of sadness.

What a pity to lose another witness.

Even so, I have
a deposition for the case.

What case?
What are you talking about?

-Our case, Tom.
- What do you mean by 'our case'?

Sorry, I forgot.

-I do not know what he's talking about.
-Don't say anything else.

I said, I do not want anything else
to do with you.

-I understood, Tom, continue.
-Look, get out of here.

More once, a little higher.

- Why do not you get out of here?
-Excellent, very convincing.

Nannies do not e x plot.

C oceans do not freeze
spontaneously.

What was happening?
Was it the curse?

Who would be the next one x imo?

I think we're going to need
of another nanny.

-Verity
-I go, dear.

You can stay there
sitting with Henry.

-Thanks.
-Thanks Mom.

Hello. What is all this talk?

What happened?
What happened with you?

Here, play with that.

You liked that, right?
You liked it, right?

I think you need to change the diaper.
Do not you think?

Come here.

That. Come here.

Let's change the diaper.
It's time to change the diaper.

Jesus!
Where did that come from?

You are clean.
My sweet smile.

-Hello.
-Ah, it's you, Tommy.

He was a little wet,
then, I thought about changing.

You treat that baby
as it was yours.

Well, what is the problem
of changing the baby diaper?

Watching them eat is that it is repulsive.

You have a butt
so cute, Tommy.

Please, Your Highness,
do not start.

-Ah, come on, he likes it.
-No, please stop.

'Stop'. You always
command me to stop.

I'm wondering what you want.

I will not listen to that.

My God.

What?

The rattle.

Only one person in the world
had a rattle like that.

My God, it's you.
You are my baby.

-No.
-C what is it. C I was silly.

You even look like
with the Bournemouth.

Rainbow of Peace.

You are my little one
Rainbow Butterflies of Peace.

My God, my baby,
my little baby came back.

Please, Your Highness.

Mom is so happy to see him.

Do not know how much I felt
your lack, my baby.

Baby, baby.

I love him so much.

Why did he do that?

That was for trying to
seduce his mother.

-Seduce you?
-We will not talk about that anymore.

I forgive you, you did not know.

You are a naughty little boy for
leaving your mother for so long.

You forgot me in a restaurant.

-I hope you do not get nervous.
-I got nervous with Mrs. Bullock.

-Sra. Bullock?
-Yes.

-She was the restaurant's cook.
- Y?

- Mrs. Bullock was Henry's mother.
-OMG!

-Bully was my mother.
-OMG!

My mother-in-law was a cook.

-Then, I'm not a duke. "And I'm not a duchess.

Well, Henry will have to
to renounce the title.

-No, I do not want to be a duke.
-You have to be.

We can not have the son
of a cook on the throne.

It's very vulgar.
But what a pity for the baby.

-You are young, you can have another.
- It is not necessary.

-What do you mean by that?
-I do not need another baby.

-He is my son.
-What?

-That son is mine.
-Wow?

That.

Kitty and I had a little...
before her getting married.

Are you the child's father?

Yes, Kitty said
that she had no doubts.

Henry, I can explain everything.

Henry, please, come back.

I grew up in Southall and...

When I discovered
that I was not Pakistani...

the first thing
I wanted to do...

was to look at the
Sunday newspapers.

You have to stop it.
He heard everything.

-Ei, can I take that one here?
- Sure, Your Highness.

- Is the tank full?
-It's all soon.

It's just accelerating and...

Sorry, Your Ex-Highness.

Where is he?
My God, Shadgrind!

-Good afternoon, Your Highness.
-What do you mean by that?

- What are you doing here?
-I was just adjusting the pieces.

-What?
-I was certifying that...

Henry's car will take off.

- What are you talking about?
- That old car.

It's like a bomb.
TIC Tac.

- My God, you exploited the nanny.
-No, no, Tom.

-That was an accident.
-An accident?

I was behind the baby.

Why?

You need to open the way, Tom,
if you wanted the inheritance.

-You are crazy.
-Everyone is a little crazy.

You are going to attend, right?
Have fun.

Good.

Have you found
the frozen cook?

What a wonder.
Neither appreciated.

Come on, French people.

Come on, accelerate that.

The same for vous .

Be careful, be careful!

Be careful! Watch out!

STOP
ANDE

Tommy, what am I going
to do without Henry?

You have to marry
with me, Kitty.

-What?
-It is the most obvious solution.

I am going to take care of you.

But I do not want
to marry you, Tommy.

- Why not?
_Because I do not love him.

-I love Henry.
-But it's for the sake of our son.

-Tommy, the son is not yours.
-What?

- It's Henry's.
-But you told me...

-I lied.
-For what?

Because I thought you
would kill Henry.

I was desperate to stop him.

My God, it was not like that.

He did not kill Henry.
It was me.

You know, Your Highness,
I thought we would be partners...

but I do not see any sign of that.

See?

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!

What do you think you are doing,
Shadgrind?

-I'm making a suicide pact.
-What?

Well, I was made
the legal guardian of the baby.

Until he is an adult,
are 18 years living here...

without paying rent,
can not be bad.

Do not be ridiculous.

So, the curse of the family
attacks again, right?

What a pity!

We could have been
very happy together, Tom-Tom.

Kneel, please.

Release the weapon, Shadgrind.

Henry?
How do you...

I stopped the car to go to the bathroom
and an idiot took it.

Get off!

-Help me!
-Henry!

-Henry, are you okay?
- Stop!

Well, where was I?

Yes, three bodies in a
mysterious love triangle.

It's better to count
with four, Shadgrind.

-Say me of that elk.
-Help Henry.

Henry!

I am a lawyer.

Beautiful jump.

I warned.
They did not want to listen. Very typical

Wonderful. What ingratitude.

This is what happens
with the lawyers, nowadays.

You can take me to France.

I'm saying, it was a cougar.

It was the last time
we saw Shadgrind.

But they said he
went to Beverly Hills...

and became a film producer.

Henry forgave me
and we became partners.

I sold my story
to the tabloids...

and I married my secretary...

to avoid
that she would sell his.

Up, mom.

My mother stayed with the police...

Come on, Harry,
we'll be late for the run.

As for Kitty and Henry...

Well, they helped me
to do Sadless...

a big tourist attraction.

Although Henry
has done his way.

Hello, people, I'm Henry Bullock,
your official guide this afternoon.

You can give the tickets
for Mr. Brittle.

It's fine today, Brittle.

And we all live
happily ever after.

Well, for a time, at least.

END