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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,305 I always forget stuff when I walk out the door. 2 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,539 If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked up on that 3 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:44,906 perhaps things would have turned out differently... 4 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,347 but probably not. 5 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:52,411 Zach was my first serious boyfriend and I was madly in love. 6 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,077 I thought he was the best. 7 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,244 You're the best! 8 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:56,788 You're the best! 9 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,551 Apparently so did my best friend Stephanie. 10 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:00,853 Baby! 11 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,889 I know this looks bad. 12 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,522 As well as Liz. 13 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,056 You're home early. 14 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:09,897 Evan was my rebound guy. 15 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:14,200 But of course. I feel in love again because he seemed so perfect. 16 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:18,810 But... he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well. 17 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,243 No no no no... 18 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:23,110 And Phil was my rebound of the rebound. 19 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,443 Bad! 20 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,775 You bad baby! 21 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,790 That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles. 22 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,785 What better city to replace perfect boyfriends, 23 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,557 long term commitment... and heartache, 24 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,600 with short term happiness and superficiality... 25 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:44,568 At least it seemed like a good idea at the time. 26 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,604 Well, fast forward a few years. 27 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:28,776 I forgot to introduce myself. 28 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,213 I'm Dale. 29 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,749 That's me a few years later. 30 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:35,150 Sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend J.P. 31 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,218 He's a fashion photographer. 32 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,156 Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown? 33 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,659 J.P. took that. 34 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,220 God I'm already name dropping... 35 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,888 That's so lame. 36 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:48,091 Baby, give me your foot. 37 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:49,201 My foot? 38 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:53,296 You ever had your toe suck before? 39 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,168 No, J.P... I... 40 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,799 Ok... 41 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,247 Delicious... 42 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,490 What, no good experience? 43 00:03:16,996 --> 00:03:18,463 Bye baby. 44 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:24,392 I love this song. 45 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,999 It reminds me of being in Rome. 46 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,671 I wonder if toe sucking is big in Rome? 47 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:32,508 Baby you want a beer? 48 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,171 The six pack no? 49 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,907 Baby, we have good energy. 50 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,457 We have a good energy me and you no? 51 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:40,746 Yes. 52 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,245 Come here... 53 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,250 Come dance with Papi. 54 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,355 Me and J.P. have been together on and off for about six months. 55 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,490 It's going pretty good but 56 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:58,265 sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl J.P's seeing. 57 00:03:58,938 --> 00:03:59,771 Oh, J.P... 58 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:00,405 No, no... 59 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,771 Are you still there? 60 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,608 Just stay here. 61 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,770 Who is that J.P? 62 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,243 Computer is broken. 63 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,746 Is crazy joke... No... 64 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:11,578 Come out where ever you are. 65 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,312 I only have eyes for you. 66 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,117 Hey J.P! Let's do that thing with the toes again. 67 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,725 Call me if you want to rendezvous. 68 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:20,792 - Hey... - Bye. 69 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:25,057 OK baby is no big deal is my massage therapist. OK? 70 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:30,394 That's a reasonable explanation... right? 71 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,406 J.P... 72 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:36,942 J.P... 73 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,537 No more mozzarella mama... 74 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:49,079 Since I moved to L.A. I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend. 75 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:53,592 I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience. 76 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:57,629 Sometimes though I do wish for something more meaningful. 77 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:07,596 In Los Angeles most people feel like they've never actually arrived. 78 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:11,803 There's always this chase for something bigger and better. 79 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,946 Consequently no one puts down roots. 80 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,380 No one settles down. 81 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:21,010 It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy. 82 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:27,058 I want some roots... 83 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,055 at least I think I do. 84 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,929 Oh my God did you... 85 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,066 did you hear? 86 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,070 Maybe. 87 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:42,474 2012, there is this huge planet that is going to crash into earth 88 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,633 and kill... everyone! 89 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:48,043 You mean like the movie? 90 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,613 No, I don't mean like the movie. 91 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,709 This is real Dale! 92 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:57,085 The movie is based on the facts. 93 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:02,092 The planet... is called Nadie! 94 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:06,392 I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight, but 95 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:11,436 Seven is my colleague... roommate... and closest confidant. 96 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,505 And I don't think I'm outing him by saying 97 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,371 Seven won't be taking any girls home. 98 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,433 It's all over the internet I'm obsessed with it. 99 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,977 I can't stop reading. 100 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:31,683 It's kind of scary don't you think? I mean the end of the world Dale. 101 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,423 I don't know if I can sleep tonight? 102 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,893 Bowie... you wanna snuggle with me? 103 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,021 Come here. 104 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:41,999 I'm taking your dog. Hey... 105 00:06:58,117 --> 00:06:59,379 And you just left? 106 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,152 Yup. 107 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,950 So it's over? 108 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:03,717 I don't know. 109 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,021 She says that every time and then she goes back to him. 110 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,689 Well maybe I'm just being paranoid? 111 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,696 It was time for the bi-monthly... breakup post modern. 112 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,493 Who said what... did I handle it well etc. 113 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,032 Can I ask you something J.P? 114 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,432 What baby? 115 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:17,502 Come back to bed. 116 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,094 How many girls are you sleeping with? 117 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,069 Baby why you so drama? 118 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:21,907 So what? 119 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,170 So drama. 120 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,473 I mean why would he hang out with me for six months, 121 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,241 and text and call... everyday? 122 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,249 Last night I was trying to make this really good point. 123 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,046 We just had sex J.P. 124 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,815 It's good. 125 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:39,489 I just had your penis inside of me. 126 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:42,959 But that sounded... a lot better in my head. 127 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:44,755 Sorry. 128 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:48,164 Last week bird crap this week balls in her face. 129 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,800 It's typical. 130 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,166 Is it true he has a monster schlong? 131 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:55,104 I don't know where she gets her information. 132 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,005 But that's absolutely true. 133 00:07:57,109 --> 00:07:59,873 Ok I don't understand the deal about big dicks 134 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,879 I mean they just hurt. 135 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:05,739 I mean not that I've ever really experienced one. 136 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:09,544 Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends. 137 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,216 They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary. 138 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,951 Toe suckers freak me out. 139 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:17,221 I heard that he photographed Charlize is that true? 140 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:19,207 I mean I love her she's like one of my favorite. 141 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,358 Top five for sure. 142 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,195 Maybe I'm just being jealous? 143 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:23,962 Ok how do you spell his last name? 144 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,900 Becca what are... 145 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,995 tell me you're not looking him up on the internet? 146 00:08:28,073 --> 00:08:31,074 I personally think your dog is your biggest issue in your dating life. 147 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:31,576 What? 148 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:34,205 Question, where does Bowie sleep? 149 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:35,837 He sleeps in my bed. 150 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:39,214 Ok but if a guy... sleeps over where does Bowie go? 151 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:42,549 I guess he just stays in my bed. 152 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,357 Wait what about fleas? 153 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,223 More importantly what about sniffing? 154 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,987 Don't dogs sniff? 155 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,394 Bowie stop it. 156 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,332 Bowie... 157 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,866 Ok, Ok you have a point. 158 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:04,341 Dating in general... is difficult enough Dale. 159 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:07,412 What? 160 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,347 Oh no... 161 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,144 Becca what? 162 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,741 Ok you know that German supermodel? 163 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:14,877 Natasha Franks. 164 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,013 Yeah J.P. shoots her all the time. What about her? 165 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,922 Ok I just read this it was on CMZ. 166 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:22,625 So "Natasha Franks, German supermodel. 167 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,755 Recently has confirmed reports that she is Three months pregnant. 168 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,594 Sources confirm that celebrity... 169 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,168 fashion photographer J.P. Gio. 170 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,102 Whatever his name is... is the father. 171 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,707 J.P. is well known as a Los Angeles savant 172 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,243 and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites. 173 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,777 Stay tuned... as the story develops." 174 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,080 I'm done. 175 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:42,914 I'm sorry. 176 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,748 I'm done dating men in this city. 177 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:48,718 So tired of being the nice girl that always get burnt. 178 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,415 Wait, wait... I mean this guy's a jerk. 179 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,286 No I... 180 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,188 Hey, Dale. 181 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,428 Hey. 182 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,429 Hi. 183 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,263 Zach. 184 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,255 You look, you look fantastic. 185 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,733 Thanks I cut my bangs. 186 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:05,202 It suits you very much. 187 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,736 I knew Zach before he was a rock star. 188 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,675 He was the lead singer of this cool garage band. 189 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,744 Now he's got four Grammys, 190 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,281 and he's a shoe in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 191 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,677 But to me... 192 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,274 he'll all ways be good old Zach. 193 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,417 Long time no see. 194 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,149 This is my friend Hallie. 195 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,588 And Becca... I think you've met Becca before. 196 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,354 Yes, I've met Becca before. 197 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,361 It's good to see you. Hi nice to meet you. 198 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,463 You too. 199 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,988 How are you? 200 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,979 I'm sorry I was actually just about to take off. 201 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:38,434 Well, that's too bad, well listen my tour got pushed back a month or so... 202 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,436 so I'm going to be around. 203 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,030 And hey listen tomorrow night my band 204 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,738 and I are doing a little set at the Hotel Cafe if you guys... 205 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,704 want to come by that would be great. Yeah, sure. 206 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:47,940 I love your music. 207 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,047 Thank you. 208 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,242 Ok maybe, maybe we will. 209 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:53,147 Well, just email me the address and... 210 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,719 Yeah. 211 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,518 I think the Pap's have found you, and... 212 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,588 your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely. 213 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:02,494 No pictures. 214 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,396 That's actually not my girlfriend it's just a girl who's my friend. 215 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,522 Right. 216 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,325 Hey, Cece this is my friend Dale. 217 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,268 - Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you. 218 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,736 I'm just going to get my stuff. 219 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,534 Ok, we will... 220 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:16,699 Don't forget to email me. 221 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,174 Don't forget to come. 222 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:27,412 So you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together? 223 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,750 OK I can't imagine that. 224 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:33,017 We've known each other since we were fifteen. 225 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,357 And I'm actually the oldest. 226 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,724 It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging 227 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:42,062 and getting married in due time started back in Catholic school 228 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,534 and specifically our first communion. 229 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,534 We got to walk down the isle like mini brides to be. 230 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,735 Comparing prettiest dresses... and fanciest bows. 231 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:55,113 This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time... 232 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,875 she would walk down the aisle... dressed in white. 233 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,123 You are getting married. 234 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:10,251 A little toy here or there never hurt anyone. 235 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:12,930 Plus it comes with a carrying case. 236 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,198 That is such an inappropriate gift. 237 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,902 What you're saying you don't masturbate? 238 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:21,001 No personally I don't masturbate. 239 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,701 I find it to be a little bit... un-holy. 240 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:24,776 Wouldn't you agree? 241 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,674 Jillian thank you I love this! 242 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,581 Dale have you talked to J.P? 243 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,548 No. 244 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,574 I mean he called twice but... 245 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,150 Hey, I heard you saw Zach. 246 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,714 Oh yeah. 247 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,917 I saw his video on TV the other day he looks so good. 248 00:12:39,995 --> 00:12:41,435 Did you guys make plans to hang out? 249 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,485 No we just caught up for a second. 250 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,927 He was with a girlfriend. 251 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,433 Ok... what is up? 252 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,469 What? 253 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,769 You look like either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip. 254 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,272 - Do I? - Which is it? 255 00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:01,112 Ok, I already told Becca but since you asked... girls... 256 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,527 Jill you can just tell me later. 257 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,581 Stacy I'm so sorry... 258 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,946 I don't mean to spoil your special little moment. 259 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:09,179 But I have a huge announcement to make... 260 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,646 I'm getting married! 261 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,921 Isn't it gorgeous? 262 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,323 Do you love it? 263 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,797 It was the most amazing night you guys. 264 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,958 I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore! 265 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:27,129 It's not that I don't... love you... It's not fair, I can' take this limbo! 266 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,741 I know... You either marry me or you leave me! 267 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,869 It was the most romantic night of my life. 268 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,774 What can I say, he's the best. 269 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,014 You've got to be kidding me! 270 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:48,457 Drew, I'm sorry but he was hitting on me less than two months ago. 271 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,029 Ok... he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie. 272 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,893 He was flirting with you. 273 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,466 Guys are allowed to flirt, it's a human condition. 274 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,234 It's natural. 275 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,964 You think everyone is flirting with you. 276 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:01,095 I don't know I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious... 277 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,038 and in a committed relationship. 278 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,168 And not to mention that he's in the business. 279 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,339 Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douche bags. 280 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,915 No? No I like Drew. 281 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,376 I don't think he's a douche bag. 282 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,981 Well... Who came up with the term douche bag anyway? 283 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,054 It's kind of disgusting. 284 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,783 Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time. 285 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,656 Hallie you couldn't even possibly relate to Jill. 286 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:23,820 And why is that? 287 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,890 Because you're rich. 288 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,727 I mean... seriously. 289 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,301 Everything is handed to you and you can buy whatever you want 290 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,496 so just buy a boyfriend. 291 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,405 What? 292 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,168 Are you acting right now because this is hilarious. 293 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,077 I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me. 294 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,510 Did she really just say that? 295 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,580 Did Jill tell you guys... 296 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,550 That she didn't get picked up for another season of "Babes and Barflies"? 297 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,416 Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat. 298 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,848 That's not funny. 299 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,916 Seriously! I was at a call back like two days ago 300 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:59,494 and the producer told my agent that my butt looked big in a bikini. 301 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,055 There are specific trigger words 302 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,896 that cause me to temporarily tune out of a conversation. 303 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,936 And Becca just... just triggered three of them. 304 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:06,771 Producer... 305 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:07,372 Call back... 306 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,106 Agent... 307 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,541 It makes me space out for like 30 seconds. 308 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,042 And its OK as long as I return back in time 309 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,582 to assure Becca her but is perfect. 310 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,650 That is crazy Becca... you're perfect. 311 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,618 Don't listen to that. 312 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,213 Exactly. Douche bags. 313 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,587 As bad as they sound it's not like my friends... 314 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,387 or the people of Los Angeles are 315 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,587 any more narcissistic than the rest of the world. 316 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:34,130 It's just that... no one cares to hide it at all. 317 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,996 Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week? 318 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,102 No tell us. 319 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,605 I don't really know the exact number but it's figgin high. 320 00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,673 At least this is what I tell myself. 321 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,538 Come on guys let's go. 322 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,876 All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm dying. 323 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,881 Thank you. 324 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,577 I'm serious, I'm done. 325 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,619 You guys don't hate me but I might pass on going out tonight. 326 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,244 What? No, no you are going. 327 00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:01,258 You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single. 328 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,022 Plus you our designated driver. 329 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,096 Thanks a lot for the guilt. 330 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,995 Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city. 331 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,936 Because of the whole who's who factor... 332 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,473 that this place evolves around. 333 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:19,634 So unless you're an A List B List or C List celebrity... 334 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,441 work in the A List... arena, 335 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,038 or you're a friend of the club Jonathan slash door Nazi then... 336 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,277 yeah it's pretty much impossible to get in. 337 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,048 Bottom line there are three major questions in Hollywood. 338 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,918 Who are you? What do you do? 339 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,821 And who are your friends? 340 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,404 If you are not on the list leave. 341 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,801 Honey not in my club. 342 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,002 Natural hair colors only. 343 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,204 Anthony! 344 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,373 Hi. Of course come on in. 345 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,314 Great, Jonathan's working the door. 346 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,682 Sorry, ladies, we're full. 347 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,085 Seven really? 348 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,883 You want in my club? 349 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,221 I texted you three times last three three times! 350 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,884 Is your phone broken? Or your thumbs? 351 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,986 Ok look, we're on the list. 352 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,861 Here you see that? 353 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,331 Let them in. 354 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,062 You tot's owe me Seven. 355 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,036 Nice natural looking good. 356 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,973 Brett Michaels is waiting down over there and you darling 357 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,566 Sunset Strip is that way. 358 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,986 Dude. This chick has the biggest tits you've ever seen. 359 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,026 Hey, Jamie did her and said she was wild in bed. 360 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,722 Jamie, bro you don't want his sloppy second are you kidding me? 361 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,592 They call him herp for a reason. 362 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,456 Hey, check out the old dude and the cougar. 363 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,563 Sweetheart I'm sorry there's been some kind of misunderstanding there you go. 364 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,796 Tom how many times do I have to tell you 365 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,739 I only date girls 25 and younger. 366 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,672 I'm sorry... 367 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,880 Oh my God is that David Spade over there? 368 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,279 He's hot. 369 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,212 God this town is so disgusting. 370 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,754 Oh my God, check this guy out. 371 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,722 That's the producer I met the other night. 372 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,884 He is so hot and well connected... 373 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,293 Out or my way... 374 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,734 Don't look over there. 375 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,702 You've got to be kidding me. 376 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,070 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 377 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,078 I'm just... 378 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,283 Skank! 379 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,718 Dale, Baby. What you do here? 380 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,585 Let me guess... Baby's mama? 381 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,584 Did you just call me a baby? 382 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,092 Baby she didn't just call me a baby now did she? 383 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:49,794 What? 384 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,456 Don't screw with me slut! 385 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,928 Excuse me? 386 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,522 You don't know her do you J.P? 387 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,466 Yeah baby. This is Dale. 388 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,438 Not anymore you don't. 389 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,402 Bye bye. 390 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,878 This is my first bitch slap but seeing the look on her Botoxed face. 391 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,077 You deserve him! 392 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,951 Totally makes it worth it, 393 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,955 I like! 394 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,558 And he's going to put me in his next movie. 395 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,424 But isn't he kind of old? 396 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,092 Aren't you going to have to you know... 397 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,894 Do him? Probably. 398 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,001 Oh God! 399 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,368 If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap 400 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,235 about the blowjob she'll have to give to get a movie part. 401 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,773 I'll pee in my pants. 402 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,775 Excuse me... 403 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,139 We're in line. 404 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,208 Actually you're at the mirror, 405 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,375 which doesn't really constitute the line. 406 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,551 Well just go... fine. 407 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:57,126 And "ik" on you! 408 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,062 I'll give you my number and then you know maybe we can hang out sometime? 409 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,373 You gonna give me your number? 410 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:09,907 Yeah. Sure. 411 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:10,474 I'm down. 412 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:11,275 Totally cool. 413 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,253 We can just bypass the whole little coffee thing. 414 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,611 Yeah right. Kind of awkward, yeah... I know. 415 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,575 Wash? 416 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,152 Hola! 417 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:24,755 Wash? 418 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,247 No I didn't pee on my hands. 419 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,824 Yo mama. 420 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,195 Hey did you see Zach? 421 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,763 He's over there in the corner booth. 422 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,826 No, I didn't see him. 423 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,063 Did you see J.P? 424 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,262 Yep. I saw him. 425 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,736 He looks really hot tonight. 426 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,205 Did you talk to him? 427 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,909 Did you just say he looks hot? 428 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,706 Sorry it was really tacky. Wasn't it? 429 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,106 So what's the deal with you and Zach? 430 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,740 Have you guys ever hooked up before? 431 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,181 - Zach? - Yep. 432 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,086 No, not really. 433 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,122 Seriously? 434 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,216 Yeah seriously, why are you asking? 435 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,886 I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before. 436 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:06,260 No I mean we've hung out a lot but... nope. 437 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,412 Well if you were telling me 438 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:10,125 you were just going to leave him to the uneducated models in L.A., 439 00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,226 then I am going to have to jump his bones. 440 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,465 For both of us. 441 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:19,736 So are you an actress? 442 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,438 No no not really. 443 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,445 I though I was for a minute but. 444 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,981 Turns out it's not for me. 445 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,142 Way too much self-analyzing. 446 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,250 So what do you do now? 447 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,754 I design jewelry. 448 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,289 These are mine. 449 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,358 - They're very nice. - Thanks. 450 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,427 Did you hear? 451 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:36,994 Hear what? 452 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:40,431 Zaps magazine just named you number one in their Hottest Man Alive issue. 453 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,032 Yes! Can I... 454 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,431 Come on are you kidding? 455 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,002 I mean come on Cece, it's Zaps magazine. 456 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,662 - Yeah. - It's not exactly... 457 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,940 Wait you're leaving? 458 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,805 Yeah where's Becca? 459 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,035 She's with the producer. 460 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,606 Make sure she gets home OK. 461 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,049 Ok! Bye... 462 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,523 Hang on excuse me for one second. 463 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:09,958 Hey, Dale... 464 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,393 Hey Dale. 465 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,861 Hey... hey Dale. 466 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:15,125 Look it's Zach! 467 00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:20,714 Come on let's go inside for a minute. 468 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:21,405 It's crazy. 469 00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:25,137 Yeah it's... it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes. 470 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,074 Listen I didn't get a chance to talk to you 471 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,737 I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week? 472 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,282 I can't. 473 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,276 I didn't even give you a day. 474 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,082 Well I know I'm sorry I'm just... 475 00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,951 I'm slammed right now. 476 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,857 Working this retarded dating reality show. 477 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,554 OK. 478 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,062 Well I mean look if you're not too busy 479 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,724 then maybe you can make it by my show at the label next week. 480 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,358 We can hang out after that? 481 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,063 - Yeah... - Yeah... 482 00:22:53,176 --> 00:22:56,216 You didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night. 483 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,005 I'm sorry. 484 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,840 - It's Ok. - I totally forgot. 485 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,880 Hey you know what next week though for sure. 486 00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:07,418 Ok good, because you had me a little bit worried there. 487 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,419 You know? It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that. 488 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,580 You're my L.A. comfort food. You know? 489 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,249 I need to see you every so often. 490 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:18,329 L.A. comfort food... I like that. 491 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,894 I'm sorry it's just been one of those months. 492 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:26,061 You know that photographer J.P. and I... 493 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:26,737 Right. 494 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,229 We were sort of dating on and off 495 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,207 then I found out that he got this super model pregnant. 496 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,906 I didn't even want to come out tonight and I ran into them. 497 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:40,882 And I just, I don't know I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore. 498 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,943 It's just... not for me. 499 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,919 I didn't even know you were dating anyone. 500 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,936 I thought you were... I thought you were single. 501 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,085 Well slightly single. 502 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,256 I mean it was never anything fully committed. 503 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,060 Well breakups are always pretty tough. 504 00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,695 I just don't get this town? 505 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:03,400 Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal. 506 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,375 It's just... 507 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,503 Yeah, but you know it's all about hype right? 508 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,841 I mean at the end of the day that's all it is, is hype. 509 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:13,077 Well yeah but it's different when you're famous. 510 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,252 You're part of the something better that people are searching for. 511 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:20,051 I am the exact same person that I've always been. 512 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,252 I'm not in this business for the hype. 513 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,794 Hey Zach! 514 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:24,953 Come here. 515 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:32,433 Am I going to be on the cover of a tabloid as your newest squeeze? 516 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,438 I think I can handle that. 517 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:39,743 I'm so sorry. 518 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,212 It's Ok I like a good head butt... that was... 519 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,215 I was, meant to kiss your cheek and... 520 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,842 I am such and idiot. 521 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,416 He was clearly going for the lips. 522 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:52,550 OK well have a good night. 523 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,818 - Thanks bye. - Bye. 524 00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,223 Seven and I work at a production company. 525 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,098 That cranks crappy reality shows. 526 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,864 Our job is to find and cast. 527 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,440 The quote, unquote talent. 528 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,101 Such as it is. 529 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,110 So just be natural and forget that the camera's even here. 530 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:17,841 Well I'm very comfortable in front of a camera. 531 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,111 So why don't you tell me how you and Burt met? 532 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,210 I'm sure that's a great story. 533 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,049 We met on the internet. 534 00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:25,155 Now take these two. 535 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:29,125 There here for a spot on the upcoming show "Geezer Town." 536 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:33,053 Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV. 537 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:36,725 A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay. 538 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,894 Oh yeah! 539 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,505 Hey Dale! 540 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:44,808 Seven. 541 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,242 There's a call for you on line two. 542 00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,470 Really? 543 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:50,912 I will be back in just a second. 544 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:57,021 This is Dale Squire. 545 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:00,014 It's Becca. 546 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:03,151 Can you come pick me up please? Yeah, what's wrong? 547 00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:07,755 I'm on Doheny and Sunset, make a left. 548 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,197 Ok, I'll be there in two seconds. 549 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:14,848 You don't want to leave this in there. 550 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:17,470 That was Becca, she was crying. 551 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,209 I don't know I've got to go pick her up. 552 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,700 I'll be back in twenty minutes. 553 00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,076 Can you cover for me? 554 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,580 With the phone sexing cyber spacing eighty year old couple? 555 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,742 Yes. Please, they're kind of scaring me. 556 00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,079 Yeah, yeah, yeah go. 557 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,414 Thank you. 558 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:37,121 Three, two, one... 559 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,059 Keys. 560 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,589 Thank you. 561 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,398 Hey. 562 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:51,601 What happened? 563 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:53,540 Becca what happened? 564 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,479 What's wrong? What happened? 565 00:26:57,816 --> 00:27:00,080 You have got to be kidding me. 566 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,685 I just don't understand. 567 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,583 I mean you got a boot six months ago 568 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:06,315 how can someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year? 569 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:10,793 Every Monday I have to get up and move my car before 9AM. 570 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,453 9 A.M... 571 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,224 And... 572 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,597 Sometimes I forget Ok? 573 00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:21,170 On days like this it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood... 574 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:24,833 rescues puppies and volunteers at the local soup kitchen. 575 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,276 How much? 576 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,777 Nine hundred and eighty dollars. 577 00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:29,675 Nine hundred and eighty dollars? 578 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,146 Yes. 579 00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:33,374 It's Ok, you know what we'll get the money. 580 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:55,868 Love is alive, you act like a newborn child. 581 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,639 Love is war. 582 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,712 Broken and running wild. 583 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:10,049 Love is a thief and stealing your heart tonight. 584 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:23,829 And you give it to me, giving me all of you. 585 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,695 Your all I see... 586 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:33,301 You're all I want it to be. 587 00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:36,173 I love you. 588 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,377 He is good. 589 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,647 I know, right? 590 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,551 He looks so different. 591 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,681 I don't think he's as clean as he used to be. 592 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:47,758 Clean? 593 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:51,056 He's got that whole grungy working for him. 594 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,788 You can say that again. 595 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,565 Hey Jill where's Drew tonight? 596 00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:01,264 He had a movie screening and then he's going out with the guys. 597 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,340 Is he excited about the whole engagement? 598 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,035 Yes he's so excited. 599 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,374 And I decided that I don't want a long engagement 600 00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:09,879 so we set a date, September. 601 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,584 That's great. 602 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,105 Don't you think that's a little quick? 603 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,085 No Hallie, I don't. 604 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,588 I'm pushing 30, Ok. 605 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,749 You just tell me how it feels when you get here. 606 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:24,020 I'm 25 Jill it's not like you're 108. 607 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,392 Count me out on this one. 608 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:27,693 My agent told me never to divulge my real age. 609 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,291 So I can't partake in the conversation either. 610 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,563 And you both smell like desperate whores. 611 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,905 Thank you all for coming thank you very much. 612 00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:45,382 Hey. 613 00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:47,180 You made it? 614 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,084 That was incredible. That was amazing. 615 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:50,754 You think? 616 00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,279 Yeah. You know everyone right? 617 00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:55,586 Yeah definitely lovely ladies of L.A. of course and Seven how are you? 618 00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,487 Much better now that you're here how are you? 619 00:29:57,495 --> 00:29:58,621 Good. 620 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,792 Hey... 621 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,867 How are you doing? 622 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,265 I'm gonna go to the bar. 623 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,531 Anybody want a drink? You guys want to join? 624 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,206 I'll stay. 625 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,934 So can you get me another Jack and Coke? 626 00:30:11,008 --> 00:30:12,708 Yeah sure. Ok. 627 00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:14,872 Hey... 628 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,609 Hey where did Dale go? 629 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,014 She went to the bar. 630 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,554 - Well Cece this is Hallie. - Hey. 631 00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:27,088 I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night. 632 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:28,757 No you never did, nice to meet you. Same. 633 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,085 This is my girlfriend Dominique. 634 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,657 So when are you practicing tomorrow, I want to hear the new song. 635 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,568 Cece works in A&R for our tour manager. 636 00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,568 So everything's got the thumbs up from her. 637 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,037 I'm easy. 638 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,165 I mean not that kind of easy you know. 639 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:47,109 But with a voice like his you can't do much wrong. 640 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,574 She's cute, I say go for it. 641 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,845 You're trouble you know that Cece. 642 00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:55,783 What afraid you're going to fall in love? 643 00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,523 OK you have got to stop it with the winks. 644 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,366 She winks? 645 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,891 All the time. 646 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,333 Becca is a winker. 647 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:13,665 Becca's a wanker? 648 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,230 No not a wanker, a winker. She winks. 649 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,038 I only do it to guys I think are cute Ok? 650 00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:24,740 It's for this movie I'm doing it's a character role. 651 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,469 So what are you guys doing afterwards? 652 00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:28,213 Home. 653 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,844 I've got to work early in the morning. 654 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,286 Lame excuse. 655 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:34,050 Excuse me can we get six tequila shots please? 656 00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:35,750 - Top shelf? - Yeah. 657 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,919 No, no that is trouble. 658 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,188 I puke. 659 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:40,924 I'll clean it up. 660 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,365 Count yourself lucky you even got he out. 661 00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,528 She's always in bed by 10 P.M. 662 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:48,098 Just this one night. 663 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,936 I would but I really should go. 664 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:53,043 Me either. 665 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:55,409 I have an interview with a wedding planner in the morning. 666 00:31:55,479 --> 00:31:56,560 I have an audition at nine. 667 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:57,547 I have casting. 668 00:31:57,615 --> 00:31:58,615 I'm free. 669 00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,650 I'll stay. 670 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:03,915 Ok well I'll let you of the hook this one time OK. 671 00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:07,185 Bu next time you're staying, all of you. 672 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,226 - Bye. - Have a good night. 673 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,727 Come on you guys. 674 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,123 I don't mean to be rude but Can I get an autograph? 675 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,995 Oh yeah, sure. 676 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:21,972 Thanks. 677 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:23,434 I'm a big fan. 678 00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:24,734 Thank you. 679 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:28,212 That is... a lot of tequila. 680 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,341 I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix. 681 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:34,550 Things might get silly. 682 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,920 All right but only if you do a wrap around. 683 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,989 Go like this, 684 00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,036 I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either. 685 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,571 It's an out hole, not an in hole. 686 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,880 Why are you being such a prude? 687 00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:57,999 I'm not being a prude. 688 00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,701 I'm just not a porn star OK! 689 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,837 You wanna announce our lake of sex in front of everybody? 690 00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:06,579 I've just got the wedding on my mind. What a surprise. 691 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,109 You haven't had any input BTW. 692 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,245 BTW, Jesus. 693 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:15,491 It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chips and dip 694 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:16,924 and obsess over the wedding. 695 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:17,728 What? 696 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,260 It is disgusting what you are doing. 697 00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:20,063 You're a pig. 698 00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:21,031 I'm a pig? 699 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,066 Hi. 700 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:24,261 Are you guys Ok? 701 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,735 Yeah we're good we're just here working on our calves. 702 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,498 - Hey Drew. - Hey hi... 703 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,470 Who was that? I know... that's a... 704 00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,271 That's a client Jill! 705 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,937 Got back off! 706 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,607 Yeah right that's what it is! 707 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:39,416 Every single... 708 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:42,716 Jill called her engagement a match made in heaven. 709 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,049 Watching them squabble about wedding cakes 710 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,522 and the medicinal benefits of anal sex 711 00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:50,890 I couldn't help but think that Heaven has a strange sense of humor. 712 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,360 I'll call you later OK. 713 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,761 - Ok. - Ok. 714 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:54,990 Come on Bowie. 715 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,364 Bowie? Terrible name. 716 00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,403 Listen I want to try it... 717 00:33:59,457 --> 00:34:00,337 Its just one little... 718 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:02,038 We can't even go hiking... Just one time. 719 00:34:02,106 --> 00:34:03,268 No! 720 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,040 You know that camera looks very good on you. 721 00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:08,408 You think? 722 00:34:08,676 --> 00:34:10,556 So what are you going to do with these pictures? 723 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:11,515 I don't know. 724 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,245 Maybe sell them on the internet. 725 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,080 Make some money off your ass. 726 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,581 Album cover my man. 727 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:18,916 I'm telling you. 728 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:20,357 Want some? 729 00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,417 No, no thanks, I'm cool. 730 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,690 You smoke too much Jivers way too much. 731 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:25,888 What? 732 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:29,865 It's all natural Organic. 733 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:31,762 No chemicals. 734 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,731 Is this new? 735 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:35,065 It is. 736 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,067 It's about a girl. 737 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:40,744 Who's it about? That blonde? 738 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,074 Blonde? 739 00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:45,411 No. No blondes. 740 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:50,579 There ain't no words that I can say, 741 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:56,451 cause words would just get in the way. 742 00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:02,688 But it is written in the wind, 743 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:09,038 This is where it all begins, 744 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:13,739 I've been dreaming you right. 745 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,943 I've been holding every night. 746 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:26,648 Now you're wanting me to stay. 747 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,955 Keeps getting better everyday. 748 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,763 Everyday. 749 00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:38,791 I'm so happy I could cry 750 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:43,437 I think about it all the time. 751 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:50,742 I'm so happy I could cry 752 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:57,117 I just can't get you off my mind 753 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:00,213 I found the reason for living 754 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:03,088 I found the reason for love. 755 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,324 I found the reason for living. 756 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,094 Later. 757 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,796 So how is Jill's wedding coming along? 758 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:16,630 It's pretty good. 759 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,298 There's a bit of drama though. 760 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,808 Drama in a wedding, that's shocking. 761 00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:25,144 Yeah well Jill wants this chapel filled with eight thousand 762 00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:27,308 red roses and some like... 763 00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,715 Eighty thousand dollar wedding dinner 764 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,481 and seven thousand dollar wedding dress. 765 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,490 And her dad won't cover the entire tab. 766 00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:35,856 I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now. 767 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:36,893 Or her dad. 768 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:39,226 Yeah but that's just Jill, you know? 769 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,195 Only love her for it she's extravagant. 770 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,165 You know I've known her since I was eleven. 771 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,997 We went to boarding school together. 772 00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:47,037 You went to boarding school when you were eleven. 773 00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,833 Did you miss your parents a lot? 774 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,335 Yeah... it's complicated. 775 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,378 When did you get home to see them? 776 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:58,414 Well on the holidays, or you know the occasional odd long weekend. 777 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,814 I liked boarding school. 778 00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:02,579 It was what I needed. 779 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,278 How do you mean? 780 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:08,421 Well my parents died when I was a kid. 781 00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:10,224 I told you that right? 782 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:14,390 No I'm very sorry I didn't know that. 783 00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:17,196 How did they die together? 784 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,568 No they actually died separately. 785 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:24,402 My dad when I was 5. My mom when I was 11. 786 00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:29,842 No, no, no it's not sad. 787 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,906 It was a really long time ago. 788 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:36,078 I just don't talk about it much because... 789 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,924 What about your parents? 790 00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:42,889 They're... still together right? 791 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,726 Still together yeah, after 30 years. 792 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,731 And totally in love with each other. 793 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:50,391 - It's amazing. - You serious? 794 00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:52,636 You can get that. 795 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,901 No, it's OK. 796 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,765 But you can get that. 797 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,102 Sorry. 798 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:00,938 It's Hallie. 799 00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:02,636 Just 2 seconds. 800 00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:04,403 Hey! 801 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,983 Yeah, I'm still here. 802 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:13,447 Sure, that's fine. 803 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,022 Wait, you didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you? 804 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,428 Because I kind of had plans to just spend the night with you. 805 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,023 She's outside. 806 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,931 How did she get my address? 807 00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,660 I don't know, not from me. 808 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:27,999 Hello... 809 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,034 Door's open. 810 00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,465 Hi. 811 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:33,973 Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band 812 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,706 so I thought I'd surprise you. 813 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,612 - Hey. - Hey. 814 00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,183 We actually finished a couple of hours ago but... 815 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:41,581 Really? 816 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,847 Why don't you sit back down. You're not... 817 00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:51,451 Yeah you know I'm sorry I'm lame but I have to work in the morning so... 818 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:54,587 You should see the show she's casting it is so funny. 819 00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:56,326 Look you could stay, have another beer. 820 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,265 I'm sure we'll do it some other time. 821 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,394 I'll see you guys later. 822 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,334 Just one second. 823 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,067 All right Mr. Zachary, 824 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,404 I'll text you tomorrow. 825 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,069 Why are you leaving? 826 00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:11,506 Because I have to work tomorrow. 827 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:14,083 And you're just going to leave me with your friend in there? 828 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,310 Hey Zach, where's your corkscrew? 829 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,220 Ok... Ok... 830 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,084 She just showed up hours later unannounced. 831 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:26,560 I guess something did happen between them the other night. 832 00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,392 What did Zach say? 833 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,864 Well I mean he said he wanted me to stay 834 00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:33,664 and you know but I think I was just playing dumb. 835 00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,738 I don't get you Dale, I really don't. 836 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,205 Why? 837 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,970 Why don't you just go for him? 838 00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,342 Because Seven I'm done having meaningless relationships 839 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:45,974 with these loser L.A. guys and on and on and on... 840 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:49,246 Is a loser L.A. guy? 841 00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:55,587 No, he's not, but anyhow, I'm not his type, 842 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,320 especially now that Hallie's all over him. 843 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,727 You are so wrong. 844 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,764 You are so wrong. 845 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:05,528 It doesn't matter because hey I'm going to go out on a date with Haden. 846 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,404 But just as friends. 847 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,464 You're going out with Haden? 848 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,598 The fake seeking personal trainer whose 849 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,905 only using you to get ahead in this desperate city. 850 00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:18,345 Shit Seven, that's harsh. 851 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,883 He just wants to schmooze you 852 00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,817 so you'll listen to his stupid reality show concept. 853 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,081 He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him 854 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,249 and his career because you have a career. 855 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,019 The only reason Hallie is into Zach 856 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,561 is because you gave her the Ok to pursue 857 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,094 I never said pursue. 858 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:36,423 She asked me if we had ever hooked up and I said no... 859 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,060 Look I never said this to you before 860 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:41,502 but you are going to regret this... trust me. 861 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:45,571 I mean you're afraid of a real relationship Dale. 862 00:40:45,643 --> 00:40:47,105 Why does everyone keep saying that? 863 00:40:47,177 --> 00:40:49,602 I am not scared of relationships. 864 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,774 But you're scared of something. 865 00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:56,082 Let's just forget about it. 866 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:09,826 Ok... 867 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:10,934 Sorry. 868 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:15,872 No it's Ok I just wasn't expecting that. 869 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,406 Was it weird seeing Dale? 870 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,206 Yeah, yeah it was weird. 871 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,676 I felt like I sensed something between you guys. 872 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:34,414 Yeah, yeah I think maybe you did. 873 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,687 Dale and I are really tight. 874 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,224 You know and as I told you before Hallie 875 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,560 I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now 876 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,860 and I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression 877 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,334 about what's going on here. 878 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,798 She's the one that told me to pursue you just so you know. 879 00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:51,374 She told you that? 880 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,903 Yeah, you sound surprised. 881 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,440 She said you guys were just friends 882 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:59,478 that you've never hooked up and that she isn't your type. 883 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:01,841 Not my type. 884 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,545 So are we cool? 885 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:09,215 Yeah, yeah we're cool but I just... 886 00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:12,557 I don't think this is a very good idea right now OK? 887 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:13,857 This isn't a good idea? 888 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:17,560 OK I'm just... Not that into this right now. 889 00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:19,363 You're not into this? No. 890 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:20,869 Are you into this? 891 00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:31,375 Hey! 892 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,348 Hey, Hayden. 893 00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:33,407 Hey, you understand that? 894 00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:34,284 Hey, Hayden? 895 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:41,486 It's... 896 00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:43,423 It's really, really nice to you. 897 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,785 So this is a great restaurant. 898 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:46,472 It's got lots of health conscious options. 899 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,196 Great. 900 00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:50,360 Cause you know... I take care of myself. 901 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:52,263 As you can see. 902 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:55,065 I did notice your pecs just now. 903 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,832 Hey! 904 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,175 Are you flexing? 905 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,307 Gwyneth Paltrow eats here. 906 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,573 Really. 907 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:11,218 We need options for something low carb low fat, low sodium, high protein. 908 00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:14,052 Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger or the other? 909 00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,752 Is it wild caught or farm raised? 910 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,418 Do you have chicken fingers? 911 00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:21,258 Organic, vegan, non soy, gluten free... 912 00:43:21,398 --> 00:43:22,898 Do you recommend the mac and cheese? 913 00:43:22,999 --> 00:43:26,161 Can you steam that instead of grilling I don't want any crudamites in my food. 914 00:43:26,235 --> 00:43:28,569 I'll have the crab cakes with butter sauce. Extra butter. 915 00:43:28,604 --> 00:43:30,198 Are these Swedish meatballs kosher? 916 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,573 You're right, but people really are vain here. 917 00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:33,476 I mean, I'm not. 918 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:37,243 I'm self aware which is like radically different. 919 00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:38,576 And it's self conscious. 920 00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:39,740 Conscious of self. 921 00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,876 Right. I mean, yeah, yeah. I'm self conscious. 922 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,252 Which is a good thing, I think. 923 00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:43,986 What do you think? 924 00:43:43,987 --> 00:43:45,548 Well, I mean, I think it's really good. 925 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:46,582 I'm all about my work. 926 00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:47,885 And my body is my work. 927 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,256 So... one might say that... 928 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:53,421 Yeah, I'm all about my body. 929 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:56,595 But in some respects, that is true, but you're completely missing the point. 930 00:43:56,633 --> 00:43:58,264 And the point is... 931 00:44:01,438 --> 00:44:04,100 I completely missed my point. 932 00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:07,802 Ok, rewind, reset. Look. 933 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,674 I've... got a great vibe between you and me. 934 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:10,974 Great energy there. 935 00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:13,107 So, yeah. Ok. 936 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,911 I get it. 937 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,953 So let's lay the facts down. 938 00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:20,251 You want to be with me, and vice versa. That much is clear. 939 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,383 But my work always comes first. 940 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,586 I need to lay that... down right off the bat. 941 00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:27,926 Basically, my body comes before you. 942 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,363 He seems perfect. 943 00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:32,026 Good looking, somewhat single minded, 944 00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:35,469 somewhat vain... and not too bright. 945 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,665 No promise of a great romance. 946 00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:40,642 No chance of falling... too hard for this guy. 947 00:44:40,744 --> 00:44:43,269 No risk of getting hurt. 948 00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:45,940 But is this right for me? 949 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:49,544 I'm kind of sensing a pattern here. 950 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,547 You've got this great, beautiful chest on you with great definition. 951 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,191 You probably bench press quite a bit. 952 00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:56,956 Is Seven right about me? 953 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,552 I hate for Seven to be right 954 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:02,029 because he's always right about that kind of stuff. 955 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,681 I mean, seriously I don't think that's jerky... 956 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,435 I need a sign. 957 00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:12,508 Is this right for me? 958 00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:17,110 I got this great idea. I know you're gonna love it. 959 00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,076 Fitness fanatics. 960 00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:22,744 It's my reality TV show. 961 00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:25,854 Check please. 962 00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:27,688 Separate checks? 963 00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:28,884 Yeah. 964 00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,397 Hi. 965 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,365 Ready, Freddy? 966 00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,194 We're walking, right? 967 00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:42,397 You don't want to drive? 968 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:44,097 You guys, it's two blocks. 969 00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:46,667 They have valet parking, you know. 970 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,881 So where's Hallie this morning? 971 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:56,786 I don't know. 972 00:45:56,787 --> 00:46:00,086 I saw her on Tuesday, and I haven't seen her for the rest of the week. 973 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:03,354 You know that she changed her... status to it's complicated? 974 00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,951 What does that mean? 975 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,926 It's... complicated? 976 00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:08,064 With who? 977 00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:10,033 Oh, my gosh, you guys. 978 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,398 The yoga instructor just smiled at me. 979 00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:14,232 He has the cutest... dimples. 980 00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:17,233 Ok... he's telling us to shut up. 981 00:46:17,307 --> 00:46:19,571 His smile is just his state of zen. 982 00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:20,974 Oh, God. 983 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,906 Namaste. 984 00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,708 Namaste. 985 00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,981 Do you guys really do this all the time? 986 00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,085 Yeah. 987 00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:31,849 I have to. I'm older than you. 988 00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,252 I get fatter quicker. 989 00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:35,917 Sorry I'm late. I just got your message. 990 00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:38,461 You're late. 991 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:39,820 Hey. 992 00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:42,064 Hi. 993 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,963 What's going on? You guys look so serious. 994 00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:45,796 I was just telling Dale about my wedding. 995 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,666 Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet. 996 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:51,002 Or groomsmen for that matter. 997 00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:52,268 Well, you know we're guys. 998 00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,741 We take a little bit longer with that stuff. 999 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,438 Yeah. 1000 00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:58,981 Well, I gotta go. 1001 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,482 I have a hair appointment at 2:00 1002 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,309 and then a couple jewelry design appointments. 1003 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:04,014 That's so fetch. Congrats, girl. 1004 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:05,121 Thanks, girl. 1005 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:06,486 So I'll call you later. 1006 00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:09,321 Hey, do you mind... driving me home? 1007 00:47:09,426 --> 00:47:10,984 No yoga? 1008 00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:12,220 No. We missed it. 1009 00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:15,229 Yeah. I guess. 1010 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:20,760 Ok, when did that start and did you know? 1011 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,903 Well, I mean, I kind of guessed, but... 1012 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,473 Does she know about... you two? 1013 00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,566 What's there to know? 1014 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:29,101 Hallie should know better. Seriously. 1015 00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:31,773 Anybody that knows you would know that you are so hot for him. 1016 00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,474 Becca, I'm not so hot for him. 1017 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,108 No. He's your friend. 1018 00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:37,710 And it is so typical of Hallie. 1019 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,186 She's a fame whore. 1020 00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:41,224 No, she's not. It's... 1021 00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:44,694 Damn it. She is a fame whore. 1022 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,729 No, she's not. Oh, God! 1023 00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:49,355 Hallie, it's just frustrating. It's so much right now. 1024 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,024 She doesn't deserve that. 1025 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:54,132 Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu. 1026 00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:57,496 Every time I've broken up with a quasi boyfriend. 1027 00:47:57,571 --> 00:47:59,051 And I don't know what I would've done 1028 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,601 about that stalker if it wasn't for Hallie. 1029 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,480 I need something to take my mind... off all this. 1030 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,283 Dale, I don't know what I would do without you. 1031 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,615 Come on. That's what friends are for. 1032 00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:14,348 Honey. Do you like that setting? 1033 00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:15,891 Yeah, no, I do. It's nice. 1034 00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:16,893 You didn't even look. 1035 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,384 No. I did. I'm looking. 1036 00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:19,894 Yeah. I love it. It's... 1037 00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:20,963 What do you think, Dale? 1038 00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:22,760 - That's beautiful. - Yeah? 1039 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,731 Ok, I gotta go. I've gotta go. Wait, what? 1040 00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:26,035 I've gotta go. I've gotta go. 1041 00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:27,827 I'm 20 minutes late for a meeting. 1042 00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:29,168 Look, that's... great. 1043 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,536 That one's my favorite. 1044 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:31,440 I love you! 1045 00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:34,274 I love you... so much. I love you. 1046 00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:38,238 Shit! He makes me so mad. 1047 00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:41,013 We're planning the registry for the most important day of our life 1048 00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:42,182 and he just leaves. 1049 00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:44,244 Maybe he's just feeling a bit of... 1050 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,255 A bit of what, anxiety? 1051 00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:48,090 Can't believe you're defending him. 1052 00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:49,954 What? No, no, no, no. 1053 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,287 I'm not defending him. 1054 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:52,952 You just don't understand. 1055 00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:55,841 You can't possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now 1056 00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,527 because you've never been here. 1057 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,069 That's, that's true. 1058 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:04,573 I used to think about what it'd be like to live your life, Dale. 1059 00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,734 Just walk in your shoes. 1060 00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:09,571 Nobody expects anything from you. 1061 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:10,908 They don't. 1062 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:13,476 No one expects anything from me? 1063 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,245 'Cause you don't have parents expecting babies... 1064 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,346 and marriages and perfect husbands. 1065 00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:21,248 It's really hard. 1066 00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:25,887 That's true, but it doesn't mean I want to end up alone. 1067 00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,955 Tell me something, Dale. 1068 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,760 Am I expecting too much? 1069 00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:35,270 Is wanting my fianc�e to be excited about our wedding, 1070 00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:36,964 is that too much? 1071 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,904 I don't know, Jill. 1072 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:45,243 Back at St. Mary's, for our first communion... 1073 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:49,012 the biggest deal was finding out who you were gonna get paired up with. 1074 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:54,182 I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson hand in hand. 1075 00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,588 But, no such luck. 1076 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,659 He was paired with Jill, 1077 00:49:56,727 --> 00:50:00,663 and I ended up with what's his face who picked his nose all the time. 1078 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:06,926 I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own. 1079 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,345 Is this your parents? 1080 00:50:17,414 --> 00:50:19,473 Yeah. That's them. 1081 00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:22,547 And is this you with your mother? 1082 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,153 Yeah. 1083 00:50:27,424 --> 00:50:29,358 Here. Look at this one. 1084 00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:30,620 That's great. Great. 1085 00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:33,059 With the smoke around Jiver's face. 1086 00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:34,996 Yeah. 1087 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,394 So how's Hallie? 1088 00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,230 Looks like... you guys are an item now? 1089 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:41,736 No. No, not an item. 1090 00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:42,838 Definitely not. 1091 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:45,171 She's a very nice girl, 1092 00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:48,905 but, she doesn't take no for an answer, does she? 1093 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,513 Well, you're a big boy. 1094 00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,105 I'm sure you can handle... her. 1095 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:58,552 Hey, I wanted to ask you... Did you tell her to pursue me? 1096 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,256 Hello there Miss homebody. 1097 00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,473 Why aren't you dressed yet? 1098 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,326 For what? 1099 00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:07,194 Did you forget my big screen debut deal? 1100 00:51:07,264 --> 00:51:10,097 We're going to my L.A. Red carpet premiere. Hello. 1101 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,064 What do you think, Johnson? 1102 00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:14,663 I think she's dead. 1103 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,065 No excuses. 1104 00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:21,450 Seven was supposed to tell you. 1105 00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:23,105 Yeah. Well, he didn't. 1106 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:24,577 Oh, my god, I did actually. 1107 00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:27,843 It's just that you had your head buried in those photos and you didn't notice. 1108 00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:29,348 Well, can I wear this? 1109 00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:31,582 It's... L.A. You can wear whatever you want. 1110 00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:33,485 Ok, I'll just grab my purse. 1111 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,217 I'll get your heels. 1112 00:51:36,133 --> 00:51:37,093 Well, hello to you, too. 1113 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,959 Thought you said you had... a meeting to go to. 1114 00:51:39,095 --> 00:51:39,595 What? 1115 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:41,229 You said you had... a meeting, remember 1116 00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:42,495 when I texted you... earlier? 1117 00:51:42,566 --> 00:51:44,627 Oh, yeah. I did, but I'm done now. 1118 00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:45,501 Great. 1119 00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:46,869 Hallie, what's up? What's going on? 1120 00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:47,569 What's going on? 1121 00:51:47,570 --> 00:51:49,497 I think I should be asking you that question. 1122 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:50,406 Excuse me? 1123 00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:52,773 What is going on, Dale? 1124 00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:55,377 Nothing. Look, I'm just... 1125 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:56,769 I'm, did I miss something here? 1126 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:59,413 Wait. Do you like him now? Is that it? 1127 00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,848 Look, I'm just gonna leave. All right? 1128 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:02,952 Of course you are. 1129 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:05,180 Zach, you're a piece of crap you know that? 1130 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,051 You're just another famous asshole guy 1131 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,204 who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants 1132 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:10,860 and then not call them. Well... fuck you! 1133 00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:12,189 We're not... even dating, Hallie. 1134 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:13,559 I've told you that 10... times. 1135 00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,263 Ok, look, look. 1136 00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:16,129 I'm just gonna leave, all right, Dale? 1137 00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,393 As long as I'm here this is not gonna end well. 1138 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,732 Just leave, ok? 1139 00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:25,639 I bet you wanted that to happen didn't you? 1140 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,474 I'm seriously not following you, Hallie. 1141 00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:30,808 You really need to calm down. 1142 00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:32,849 You put on this little "whoa" is me act. 1143 00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:34,007 But I'm not buying it. 1144 00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:37,211 Just because you throw yourself at every guy 1145 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,311 that's famous who you think can get you somewhere, 1146 00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:41,656 and who you think wants you... and then shoots you down, 1147 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,856 you know what, don't take that out on me, ok? 1148 00:52:44,127 --> 00:52:46,425 You play the victim thing really well. 1149 00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:48,862 But it's a load of crap. 1150 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:49,989 Shut up. 1151 00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,567 You're not my... friend, Dale. 1152 00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,863 You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A. 1153 00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,096 You just play it better. 1154 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,632 Come on, you guys. This is retarded. 1155 00:52:56,639 --> 00:52:58,238 What, you're just gonna take her side? 1156 00:52:58,308 --> 00:53:00,433 I'm not taking anybody's side, ok? 1157 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,876 Come on, Hallie, let's go. Don't touch me. 1158 00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:09,117 Did that really just happen? 1159 00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:18,584 This week on Dirty Roomies... 1160 00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:20,719 Would you clean this up. I can't live like this. 1161 00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:23,731 I made the mess. I don't know why I have to clean it up. 1162 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,562 You guys have sex. 1163 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:28,168 We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to run it. 1164 00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,229 The producers want to see it by Friday. 1165 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,137 I think... cleaning's overrated. 1166 00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:34,142 There's still hot food down there to eat. 1167 00:53:35,762 --> 00:53:37,923 There's something really truthful about this waiting... 1168 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,609 and doing the whole job at once. 1169 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:43,810 We're gonna use up all the dishes, and then it's time to clean. 1170 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,485 So you want to talk about it? 1171 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,049 Not really. 1172 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,552 Hallie call? 1173 00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:54,857 No. 1174 00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,057 Call her? 1175 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,566 And say what? I haven't done anything. 1176 00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:00,226 I do. I'm not a housewife. 1177 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,203 And I found fleas in the bedroom. 1178 00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,172 You mean my pets? 1179 00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,073 I think fleas are people, too. 1180 00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:06,766 And... they should be treated as such. 1181 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:07,934 Those are my pets. 1182 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,278 And you're going to kill them? 1183 00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:10,612 Are you a murderess? 1184 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:14,248 Seven, what do you think I should do? 1185 00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:16,575 Be honest. 1186 00:54:16,653 --> 00:54:18,917 Well, I've been honest. 1187 00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:22,851 Not with Hallie. With yourself. 1188 00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,321 Sorry, babe. I cannot give you any more advice on this one. 1189 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:28,430 Just take mine! 1190 00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:30,262 And you put on... your... 1191 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:32,027 You know, if Vanessa has a problem with it 1192 00:54:32,101 --> 00:54:33,796 she should clean that... up. 1193 00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,904 Hey, it's Dale. 1194 00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:40,068 Listen, Hallie, why don't you just call me back, please. 1195 00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:43,569 Since I have a private number, Hallie won't pick up. 1196 00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:47,481 Neither will any of our friends in case it's you know someone annoying. 1197 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:49,245 They will... call you back. 1198 00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:51,219 But since we all have private numbers, 1199 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:54,451 it's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone. 1200 00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:56,889 Fortunately, I pick up my phone. 1201 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,020 Otherwise, this game of trading voice mails would never end. 1202 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,096 Hello. 1203 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,758 Hey, it's Hallie. 1204 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,361 Hey. 1205 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,094 Jerk off! 1206 00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:10,034 This guy is on his cell phone and can't drive. 1207 00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:12,901 Sorry. 1208 00:55:13,176 --> 00:55:14,939 Hey... are you ok? 1209 00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,603 Yeah. I'm ok. 1210 00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:17,907 How are you? 1211 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:21,849 Hey, you want to meet up for dinner tonight and maybe just... 1212 00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:23,578 clear the air about everything? 1213 00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:24,813 Yeah. I think we should. 1214 00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:26,980 How does 8 P.M. at Cascade sound? 1215 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:28,057 All right. Sounds good. 1216 00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:29,821 Great. I'll meet you there. 1217 00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:38,327 You didn't think I'd forget... did you? 1218 00:55:38,935 --> 00:55:40,800 They're beautiful. 1219 00:55:40,937 --> 00:55:42,336 Thank you. 1220 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,368 So what are the big plans for tonight? 1221 00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:46,999 Well, that was Hallie. 1222 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:51,411 She wants to get together and so we can talk about everything. 1223 00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,472 I think she forgot it was my birthday though. 1224 00:55:53,483 --> 00:55:56,147 I mean which is understandable under the circumstances. 1225 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,813 What about the other girls? 1226 00:55:58,054 --> 00:55:59,715 I guess it slipped their mind. 1227 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,619 Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding. 1228 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:04,285 And you know, Becca just got that huge movie, so... 1229 00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:05,656 it's ok. 1230 00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:08,489 Happy birthday, Dale. 1231 00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:21,109 Hi. I have a reservation under Squire or Hallie. 1232 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:23,573 Thanks. 1233 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,710 Surprise! 1234 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:29,983 You didn't think we were gonna forget did you? 1235 00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:31,086 I kind of did. 1236 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:34,355 Happy birthday! 1237 00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:35,721 All right, guys. Let's dance! 1238 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,881 Make a wish, but don't tell anyone or it won't come true. 1239 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:04,078 Ok. 1240 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:06,486 What could I possibly wish for? 1241 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:07,756 Ok. 1242 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,624 Happy birthday. 1243 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:16,288 Thanks, you guys. 1244 00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:35,047 You're drunk, Jill. 1245 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:37,416 You never cared before when I was drunk. 1246 00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:40,650 And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sakes. 1247 00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:42,748 All right, you have got to lower your voice now. 1248 00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,589 Because now you're making a scene. 1249 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:46,754 You bet your last, Drew. 1250 00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:48,764 Because it's nothing they've never heard before. 1251 00:57:48,832 --> 00:57:52,290 You are so... self centered, Drew. 1252 00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:54,330 There's bigger things happening in the world... 1253 00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:55,931 than your stupid actor clients, 1254 00:57:56,072 --> 00:57:58,597 and the Nielsen ratings on the TV. 1255 00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:01,803 You're now officially embarrassing everybody here. Ok? 1256 00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:07,612 Don't you... dare "F" ing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, ok? 1257 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,412 Because... my friends think you're a douchebag. 1258 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:14,221 A... nasty ass... sleazebag agent. 1259 00:58:14,357 --> 00:58:15,988 Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag. 1260 00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,655 Jill, come on. That's ok. Thanks. 1261 00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:18,752 Where you gonna go? 1262 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:21,763 Are you gonna go home and masturbate? 1263 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:24,425 To one of your anime porns? 1264 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:25,525 Cartoons. 1265 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,364 He made me watch animated porn. 1266 00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,563 Yeah. I'm gonna go home and masturbate! 1267 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:30,764 Disgusting. 1268 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,308 Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home. 1269 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:35,172 No, 'cause you love to masturbate. 1270 00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:38,373 'Cause for you, it's like having sex with something that you love! 1271 00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:40,039 Yourself! 1272 00:58:40,149 --> 00:58:41,207 Did she just make that up? 1273 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,351 Annie Hall. '77. 1274 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:43,716 I'm going home! 1275 00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:46,311 Are you gonna go screw one of your actresses? 1276 00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:52,389 One of your stupid, slutty... sleep your way to the top actresses. 1277 00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:58,061 I think I need to go to the bathroom. 1278 00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:59,395 Somebody can take her home. 1279 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:02,403 'Cause now she's drunk and you're pissed off. 1280 00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:04,200 That's like the worst combination for you. 1281 00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:05,332 I know. 1282 00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:06,568 Just... 1283 00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:14,407 I'm stuck. 1284 00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,375 I'm sorry, Dale. 1285 00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:17,847 Jill... You don't have to be sorry. 1286 00:59:17,854 --> 00:59:20,152 You just got a little wasted that's... all. 1287 00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,616 I drank too much. 1288 00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:25,217 I'm never drinking again. 1289 00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:27,189 I've heard that one before. 1290 00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:33,959 I don't think he wants to marry me you guys. 1291 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,402 And I'm getting married in three weeks. 1292 00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:38,932 Dale. 1293 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:42,704 Don't worry about Drew right now. Just finish blowing chunks, ok? 1294 00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:44,947 Why don't you go make sure everything's ok out there. 1295 00:59:45,047 --> 00:59:46,271 I'll stay here with Jill. 1296 00:59:46,449 --> 00:59:47,643 Ok. 1297 00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:49,745 Listen, Hallie. 1298 00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:51,750 I'm really sorry. 1299 00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:52,588 Are we ok? 1300 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,589 Yeah. We're OK. 1301 00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:55,886 I said a lot of things I didn't mean. I'm sorry. 1302 00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,324 Jill, I'm so sorry. 1303 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,894 Ok. 1304 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,530 Look... what the cat dragged in. 1305 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:10,664 Seven told me about your little... surprise party. 1306 01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:13,137 It's your birthday so I wanted to come out. 1307 01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:16,772 I'm glad you did. 1308 01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:20,015 Wait. Where are the girls? 1309 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,942 Oh, my god. I told everybody he jacks off. 1310 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,751 To cartoons. 1311 01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:33,023 I am not drunk. But I definitely am stoned. 1312 01:00:33,329 --> 01:00:35,957 Which usually means he's really hungry. 1313 01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:37,490 Did you want to come eat? 1314 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,761 No, we'll stay. I mean, I'll stay here. 1315 01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:40,836 I'll wait on the girls. 1316 01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:42,461 I'll stay with you. 1317 01:00:42,772 --> 01:00:43,932 Ok. 1318 01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:50,245 Bye. 1319 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,775 Thanks, you guys. Thank you. 1320 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:55,384 Going. 1321 01:00:55,451 --> 01:00:57,851 Quite a night! 1322 01:00:57,954 --> 01:00:59,649 Yeah. Some party. 1323 01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,924 Did you get your birthday dance? 1324 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:04,385 I don't know. Come on. Come on. 1325 01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:29,374 Finally. 1326 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:31,419 They're so cute. 1327 01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:33,215 I knew it. 1328 01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:35,880 I knew it. 1329 01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:38,016 Do you feel older? 1330 01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:39,987 Yes. 1331 01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:43,699 So when is your tour starting? 1332 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:45,967 You know, we actually just had to push it another month. 1333 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:48,697 Our tour manager totally screwed it up. 1334 01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:50,399 She got the dates wrong. 1335 01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:54,408 Actually, Cece, who I think you've met. 1336 01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:56,776 The blonde. Yeah, the blonde. 1337 01:01:56,913 --> 01:02:00,178 At the park, and at the show. 1338 01:02:00,249 --> 01:02:03,241 Right. You... you had a thing with her, right? 1339 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,513 No. No, no. 1340 01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,385 She works with me. 1341 01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,893 She's my tour manager, and not into guys. 1342 01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:14,759 But what makes you think that I was into her? 1343 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:18,090 The fact that I'm now officially an idiot. 1344 01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,031 His lesbian tour manager? 1345 01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:31,774 What's this? 1346 01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:33,381 It's a birthday present. 1347 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:38,587 It'll bring you luck. 1348 01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:41,021 And I thought you could use a little bit. 1349 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,356 Thank you. 1350 01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:51,832 It's beautiful. 1351 01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:54,066 You're welcome. 1352 01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:01,435 You're not mad at me, are you? 1353 01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:03,775 No. 1354 01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:07,739 No, it's actually just the opposite. 1355 01:03:07,817 --> 01:03:09,580 And that's the problem. 1356 01:03:13,489 --> 01:03:15,081 Good night. 1357 01:03:18,995 --> 01:03:22,089 Don't get too attached, Dale. 1358 01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,166 Come on, Jill. 1359 01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:27,000 We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight. 1360 01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:28,536 Drew! 1361 01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:30,205 You ok? 1362 01:03:30,206 --> 01:03:33,607 She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep. 1363 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:35,608 - Let's go. - Yeah. 1364 01:03:35,878 --> 01:03:37,402 Come on, babe. 1365 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,011 That's disgusting. 1366 01:03:42,118 --> 01:03:42,684 No. 1367 01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:45,153 This is definitely picture worthy. 1368 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,019 Is that her puke bucket? 1369 01:03:58,868 --> 01:04:01,632 Look at... Becca's panties. 1370 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,541 They're grannie panties. 1371 01:04:08,644 --> 01:04:09,838 Bowie. 1372 01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:12,312 He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the morning. 1373 01:04:15,251 --> 01:04:17,651 It's so weird getting older, isn't it? 1374 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,883 Everything just... changes so fast. 1375 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,660 Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it? 1376 01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:28,463 Why haven't you ever dated Zach? 1377 01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:36,995 Because I never felt like I was... good enough for him. 1378 01:04:37,073 --> 01:04:39,268 But you like him a lot, right? 1379 01:04:40,509 --> 01:04:41,509 Yeah. 1380 01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:43,910 And you think he's handsome. 1381 01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,046 Yeah. 1382 01:04:45,147 --> 01:04:47,047 And he likes that dog of yours. 1383 01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:50,243 Yeah. He loves Bowie. 1384 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:53,045 And he's one of your best friends. 1385 01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:57,058 Why don't you pursue him? 1386 01:04:57,593 --> 01:04:59,584 I always liked him. 1387 01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:03,061 I'm just not good at pursuing a guy. 1388 01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:07,165 Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel... jealous. 1389 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:09,534 I mean, I never, never meant to. 1390 01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:11,732 I never even knew I did. 1391 01:05:12,174 --> 01:05:15,632 I guess I just feel the way you felt with J.P., you know? 1392 01:05:16,979 --> 01:05:19,038 Yeah. I understand that. 1393 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,218 The next morning as soon as she woke up 1394 01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:29,452 Jill took a cab straight home to face the music. 1395 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,724 Not knowing if that music... would be a wedding march. 1396 01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:35,757 Drew. 1397 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:38,631 I'm sorry. 1398 01:05:40,336 --> 01:05:42,065 I'm so sorry. 1399 01:05:47,743 --> 01:05:49,540 I love you. 1400 01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:59,550 I really do love you. 1401 01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,248 Me, too. 1402 01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:12,457 Smell my hair. Does it still smell like cigarettes? 1403 01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,364 No. It smells like Jill. 1404 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,438 Ugh. 1405 01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:17,804 Look at this. 1406 01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,306 Party at our place, and it's only 9am. 1407 01:06:20,376 --> 01:06:23,812 Last night, she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties 1408 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,143 I've ever seen in my entire life. 1409 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,247 Come on, Seven. 1410 01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:31,085 We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere. 1411 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:31,920 Please. 1412 01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:33,945 Shut up. They were my period panties. 1413 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:35,690 Hello. 1414 01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:37,386 Sorry to just barge in like that. 1415 01:06:37,526 --> 01:06:38,788 But the door was open. 1416 01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:39,694 Hey. 1417 01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,826 Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast. 1418 01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:42,330 Who's in? 1419 01:06:42,331 --> 01:06:44,128 - Can't. - Can't. 1420 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,333 Dale? 1421 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:47,302 Now don't even... begin to say no. 1422 01:06:47,403 --> 01:06:49,323 You're... coming with me. You need the fresh air. 1423 01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:50,929 So does... Bowie. 1424 01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:54,600 What do you think... Bowie? 1425 01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:02,640 All right. Twist our arm. 1426 01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:22,497 Thank you. 1427 01:08:22,498 --> 01:08:24,261 I think he wants to go inside. 1428 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:25,700 Ok. 1429 01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:28,295 Go in, boy. Good, dog. 1430 01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:30,800 Thanks. I really needed that. 1431 01:08:30,906 --> 01:08:34,307 Yeah. So did I. Definitely. 1432 01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:50,290 Look, I can I just talk to you for a second, Dale? 1433 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:54,123 Just about you and me and about us 1434 01:08:54,263 --> 01:08:56,424 and what's happening here. 1435 01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,858 What about us? 1436 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:00,629 I don't know, I just... 1437 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,772 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1438 01:09:09,211 --> 01:09:10,672 And I know that scares you, and I... 1439 01:09:10,713 --> 01:09:11,713 It's not gonna really... 1440 01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:16,411 I'm not going anywhere, Dale. 1441 01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:17,976 I'm not gonna die on you. 1442 01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,454 I'm not your mother, or your father. 1443 01:09:21,757 --> 01:09:24,692 You are so scared of anything that's real. 1444 01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:27,359 And I'm right here. 1445 01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:32,294 And I just want to know if you feel the same way. 1446 01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:39,769 You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach. 1447 01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,179 I thought I understood what was going on here. 1448 01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:51,015 But I guess I was just I guess I was just totally wrong. 1449 01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:54,550 I can't believe you're saying that about me. 1450 01:09:54,657 --> 01:09:56,386 I can't believe you don't trust me. 1451 01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:02,455 I just want something real. 1452 01:10:02,565 --> 01:10:04,556 I've been chasing you for two years Dale. 1453 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,725 Two years. 1454 01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:07,392 You know how that feels? 1455 01:10:08,797 --> 01:10:09,837 But I can't do it anymore. 1456 01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:12,068 Not if you don't feel the same way about me. 1457 01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:23,044 Goodbye, Dale. 1458 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,024 I told Zach I want something real. 1459 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:41,768 And here I go screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real. 1460 01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,838 What do you think I wished... for my birthday? 1461 01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:48,407 It... starts with Z and ends with Ack. 1462 01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:54,545 And it turns out... Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie. 1463 01:10:57,786 --> 01:11:00,380 And even if he had how could I blame him? 1464 01:11:00,456 --> 01:11:03,254 I practically... pushed him into Hallie's arms. 1465 01:11:03,325 --> 01:11:04,417 She was right. 1466 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:06,517 Maybe I do play victim sometimes. 1467 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:08,324 Everyone's been right about me. 1468 01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:10,762 You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale. 1469 01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,798 I've just had a blind eye to it. 1470 01:11:12,901 --> 01:11:14,528 I've scared of getting hurt. 1471 01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:16,537 Because he's too perfect. 1472 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:18,470 I've kept Zach at arm's length. 1473 01:11:18,574 --> 01:11:21,065 You are so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys 1474 01:11:21,076 --> 01:11:22,710 that have absolutely no substance. 1475 01:11:23,879 --> 01:11:24,412 Hey... 1476 01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:27,746 Am I gonna live the rest of my life... with guys like... this? 1477 01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:30,216 Just to... avoid someone... real? 1478 01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:35,219 No. Hell no! 1479 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,282 I'm ready to change. 1480 01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:40,094 If I get... one more chance... 1481 01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:42,163 I won't screw it up... again. 1482 01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:45,590 If I just get one more... chance. 1483 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:10,949 I'll be right there. 1484 01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:21,736 What are you doing here? 1485 01:12:22,404 --> 01:12:24,804 I wanted to come by and talk. 1486 01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:27,170 Look, I think we've done enough talking. 1487 01:12:27,276 --> 01:12:29,077 I'm really not interested in talking with you. 1488 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:33,877 I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't gonna work. 1489 01:12:33,982 --> 01:12:35,882 You and I, that is. 1490 01:12:37,553 --> 01:12:38,986 Ok. 1491 01:12:40,155 --> 01:12:42,817 Why did you hang out with me? 1492 01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:47,720 Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced. 1493 01:12:47,830 --> 01:12:49,957 Like, like right now. 1494 01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:51,157 And you're like a tiger. 1495 01:12:51,233 --> 01:12:54,634 And... you throw yourself at me, 1496 01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:56,629 and I don't have someone to blame right now... 1497 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,973 but you're the best I can come up with on the fly. 1498 01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,571 Why aren't you with Dale? 1499 01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:05,192 You're not the typical Hollywood guy, 1500 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:08,182 and she needs someone real like that. 1501 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,514 Look, I really don't know what to say to that. 1502 01:13:12,087 --> 01:13:14,988 Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me. 1503 01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:18,457 You guys just have something between you two. 1504 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,856 I've seen guys come in and out of her life. 1505 01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:25,593 But I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy 1506 01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:27,998 as she is when she's with you. 1507 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:31,728 Whatever she's going through please don't give up on her, Zach. 1508 01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:33,569 Just let her work it out. 1509 01:13:38,213 --> 01:13:41,808 I'm sorry if I hurt you. I never meant to do that. 1510 01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:45,879 You didn't. I hurt myself. 1511 01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:51,749 I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time. 1512 01:13:55,931 --> 01:14:00,459 Can we maybe, hang out just like be friends and stuff? 1513 01:14:01,470 --> 01:14:02,903 Yeah, I don't see why not. 1514 01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:04,563 That'd be good. 1515 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,064 Ok. 1516 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:07,233 Good night. 1517 01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:09,071 Can we hang out right now maybe? 1518 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:10,977 I don't think that would be a very good idea. 1519 01:14:11,078 --> 01:14:12,143 Maybe I can just come in. 1520 01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:12,680 Not good. 1521 01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:14,481 Right. Yeah. 1522 01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:21,946 No, no, no, no. You don't understand. 1523 01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:24,524 She wants yellow roses. Not red. 1524 01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:26,150 Ok, bye. 1525 01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:27,428 Hey. 1526 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:28,943 Sounds like we got here just in time. 1527 01:14:29,064 --> 01:14:30,531 How can we help, maid of honor? 1528 01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,123 I am so late. Talk to Seven. 1529 01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:35,766 I'll be right back. 1530 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:38,667 Hello. 1531 01:14:39,074 --> 01:14:41,406 3... 2, 1. 1532 01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,978 My keys. Thank you. 1533 01:14:45,447 --> 01:14:47,642 3... 2, 1. 1534 01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:49,774 And the picture. 1535 01:14:49,885 --> 01:14:51,819 Thanks. 1536 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,214 I'm gonna follow her. 1537 01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:59,521 Make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and out the front door. 1538 01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:09,770 Today's the big day! 1539 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:16,234 Ok, so the funny thing about pantyhose is, there isn't a... tag. 1540 01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:18,642 How do you tell which way... is the front? 1541 01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:21,041 You really can't with these things. 1542 01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:23,017 Hi. 1543 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,542 Is there a beautiful bride in here? 1544 01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,018 Look at you. Nice suit. 1545 01:15:26,121 --> 01:15:27,054 Shut up. 1546 01:15:27,055 --> 01:15:29,546 You're the one who looks beautiful. It's your day. 1547 01:15:29,658 --> 01:15:31,216 Gosh. 1548 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,726 Becca, what the hell are you doing? 1549 01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:37,460 No. You're not wearing pantyhose. It's hot. Take them off. 1550 01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,534 No. Ridiculous. 1551 01:15:39,601 --> 01:15:42,069 I'm so sorry. Oh, my god. Where have you been? 1552 01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:44,601 We just wanted to make sure everything was set up, you know, 1553 01:15:44,672 --> 01:15:47,973 perfectly at the reception and the dinner, and it's great. 1554 01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:50,945 You look amazing. 1555 01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:53,377 You look like a princess. 1556 01:16:02,357 --> 01:16:03,381 What's wrong? 1557 01:16:03,525 --> 01:16:04,492 Don't cry. 1558 01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:08,759 It's just, I've dreamed about this day my whole life. 1559 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:10,728 Since my first communion. Is that weird? 1560 01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:11,890 No, hon. 1561 01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:14,367 We've all been dreaming about our own weddings. 1562 01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:18,269 Now that I'm here this doesn't feel right. 1563 01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:21,899 Everything will work out as it... should. 1564 01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:25,645 The future kind of has a funny way of doing that. 1565 01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:29,183 You just have to wait and see how it all unfolds. 1566 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:36,190 Deep breath. 1567 01:16:36,191 --> 01:16:37,920 Yeah. Take a deep breath. 1568 01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:45,965 Hey. Wait. Picture. 1569 01:16:46,068 --> 01:16:47,763 No. No pictures. 1570 01:16:47,903 --> 01:16:48,995 Ok. 1571 01:16:50,138 --> 01:16:51,765 You know you love it. 1572 01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:53,772 You like that? What about here? 1573 01:16:53,909 --> 01:16:56,104 Work it. Work it. 1574 01:16:56,244 --> 01:16:57,764 You better tag me in all these photos. 1575 01:16:57,879 --> 01:16:58,813 Ok, I like that. 1576 01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:01,243 Hey. 1577 01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:02,908 No, seriously. I can't find Drew. 1578 01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:05,748 I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready. 1579 01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:08,235 Seven, you ever think about marriage? 1580 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,985 Do I ever think about marriage? 1581 01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:11,589 To who, you? 1582 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:12,752 No. Never. 1583 01:17:12,894 --> 01:17:14,361 No. 1584 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:18,297 Do you ever think about, you know, having a family. Kids? 1585 01:17:18,433 --> 01:17:20,333 Yeah, I mean I want to. 1586 01:17:20,435 --> 01:17:22,335 Do you ever think about marrying a guy? 1587 01:17:22,437 --> 01:17:24,132 Maybe. 1588 01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:25,804 If they ever make it legal. 1589 01:17:25,907 --> 01:17:28,705 Or if I ever move to Canada. 1590 01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:31,139 Right. 1591 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,938 What about you, Dale? 1592 01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:35,107 Do you ever want to get married? 1593 01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:37,842 Excuse me, Dale? 1594 01:17:37,952 --> 01:17:38,452 Hi. 1595 01:17:38,453 --> 01:17:40,045 We're gonna close the front doors now. 1596 01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:41,780 Can we get a picture please? 1597 01:17:41,923 --> 01:17:42,923 Sure. 1598 01:17:42,924 --> 01:17:45,722 Princess... picture pants here she loves taking photos. 1599 01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,294 It's a wedding gift. 1600 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:49,125 Especially of hot guys. 1601 01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:50,390 No, I'm just kidding. 1602 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:53,366 I like it. 1603 01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:55,731 Are they ready? 1604 01:17:55,871 --> 01:17:58,931 I think so just give us two seconds. 1605 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:00,708 I'll go get Drew. 1606 01:18:00,742 --> 01:18:02,801 - Do one shirtless. - Ok. 1607 01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:05,474 Hey, we ready? 1608 01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:06,740 No. 1609 01:18:06,814 --> 01:18:07,615 What do you mean no? 1610 01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:08,878 Well... we're waiting on Drew. 1611 01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:11,145 So typical. 1612 01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:33,106 Drew left no explanation with anyone. 1613 01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:35,402 I guess he felt he didn't need to since 1614 01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:38,775 he never actually asked Jill to marry him in the first place. 1615 01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:43,650 But as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill, deep down, 1616 01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:45,777 I don't think she was surprised. 1617 01:18:46,354 --> 01:18:50,791 You can't push a guy into marriage like that and then expect a happy outcome. 1618 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:55,026 Perhaps at one point Drew did love her. 1619 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:57,331 He just forgot why. 1620 01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:08,036 What now? 1621 01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:10,775 Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza? 1622 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:13,881 Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza. 1623 01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:16,349 How about a double Jack on the rocks? 1624 01:19:17,819 --> 01:19:19,878 Excuse me, Jill, I... 1625 01:19:19,955 --> 01:19:23,152 I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long. 1626 01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,818 I'll be there if you need to speak about anything or talk, 1627 01:19:25,927 --> 01:19:26,927 get things off your mind. 1628 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:30,455 And I don't mean to have to do this. 1629 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:32,089 It's kind of required. 1630 01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:33,895 This is a crisis prevention helpline 1631 01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:36,130 if you need to talk to somebody about anything. 1632 01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:38,900 And this is a poison control. 1633 01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:40,908 Probably might need that. I don't know. 1634 01:19:40,976 --> 01:19:44,468 The good news is we have singles night on Tuesdays down in the basement. 1635 01:19:44,579 --> 01:19:46,774 We like to dance around. It's a lot of fun. 1636 01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:49,748 I married the church but I dance and look. 1637 01:19:50,085 --> 01:19:52,918 And if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider, 1638 01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:54,817 they can just come to my office. 1639 01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:55,790 Thank you, Father. 1640 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,816 You're welcome. Thank you. 1641 01:19:59,261 --> 01:20:01,161 That's not him. 1642 01:20:03,765 --> 01:20:05,130 He's gone. 1643 01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:13,972 Let's go see mommy and daddy. 1644 01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:15,303 Ok. 1645 01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:19,073 Look, Katie. It's a bride! It's a bride! 1646 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:20,512 Come on! 1647 01:20:21,883 --> 01:20:23,783 I'm gonna be a bride one day, too. 1648 01:20:23,885 --> 01:20:25,546 This is what my dress is gonna look like. 1649 01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:26,687 Like it? 1650 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,188 Yes. Very pretty. 1651 01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:29,290 Thanks. 1652 01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:31,417 Today's my first communion. 1653 01:20:31,693 --> 01:20:33,991 Hey, my veil is the same as yours. 1654 01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:35,824 You're right. 1655 01:20:35,897 --> 01:20:36,897 It is. 1656 01:20:37,032 --> 01:20:38,829 You're very pretty. 1657 01:20:39,434 --> 01:20:40,799 Thank you. 1658 01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:43,661 Are you the boy? 1659 01:20:44,973 --> 01:20:45,997 Yes. 1660 01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:48,200 You don't look as pretty as the bride. 1661 01:20:48,310 --> 01:20:50,244 Bye. Bye. 1662 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:52,872 Story of my life. 1663 01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:56,378 Ok. 1664 01:20:56,551 --> 01:20:57,779 Come on. 1665 01:20:57,886 --> 01:20:59,353 Hey, are you waiting for them? 1666 01:20:59,454 --> 01:21:01,746 If you could give us a ride I'll make it worth your while. 1667 01:21:01,789 --> 01:21:03,817 Listen, Dale. I'm too tired to drive. 1668 01:21:03,892 --> 01:21:05,587 Will you drive my car home? 1669 01:21:05,727 --> 01:21:07,251 Seven... 1670 01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:11,156 Ok. 1671 01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:15,730 Boy schmoy. 1672 01:21:16,571 --> 01:21:18,368 Dale. 1673 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,239 Catch. 1674 01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:43,024 Hey. 1675 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,524 Hey. 1676 01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:51,166 No more douchebag boyfriends semi relationships, 1677 01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:54,572 and keeping people at an emotional arms length. 1678 01:21:56,511 --> 01:21:57,569 I just wanted to say... 1679 01:21:57,712 --> 01:21:59,202 No, wait. 1680 01:22:07,722 --> 01:22:10,088 Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again. 1681 01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:15,226 But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future. 119505