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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:20,000 RED STATE (2011) 2 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,568 What are you gonna do this weekend? 3 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:42,766 - I don't know. What are you doing? - It's none of your business. 4 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,867 Did you finish that thing for your Lit class? 5 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:48,004 No. It's due in like two weeks or something. 6 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:53,274 Oh, sweet Jesus in the morning. 7 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,545 Again with these people? 8 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,828 He's burnin' in hell! 9 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,118 Because, if what the framers of our constitution mean... 10 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:34,285 What, Travis? Fifteen minutes? 11 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,692 If you prick me, do I not bleed? 12 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,696 Where you been? 13 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,096 I was dropping my grandma off at the airport... 14 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:45,160 and on the way back the Five-Pointers blocked up Lennox Hill. 15 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,796 Oh, so Abin Cooper's after you too now? 16 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:50,205 Yeah, and I ain't even gay. 17 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,710 Nah, you're not gay. You're just curious. 18 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,837 If anybody would know, it would beJarod. 19 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,415 What? 20 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:57,983 All right, all right, all right. 21 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:02,919 So every once in a while we add amendments to the Constitution... 22 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:07,686 to expand, or more importantly, define, the parameters of our rights. 23 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,261 Like the First Amendment... 24 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:12,889 which Abin Cooper practiced this morning on Lennox, making Travis late. 25 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,796 Those people are such assholes. 26 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:18,393 Okay. I'm gonna let that ride because this is a passionate issue... 27 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,803 and because, yes, they are assholes. 28 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,939 Wait. Who's Abin Cooper? 29 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,477 He's that creepy church guy... 30 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:29,309 that's always saying how God's all pissed off at everybody. 31 00:02:29,415 --> 00:02:30,882 Yeah, him and his family are the ones... 32 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,248 that are always holding up signs outside of funerals and stuff. 33 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,480 This was they were protesting the funeral... 34 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,715 of the gay kid who got killed two weeks ago. 35 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,291 Yeah. Jacob Harlow. 36 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,360 He went here. I didn't teach him, but he went here. 37 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:42,928 It was all over the news, right? 38 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,088 Jessie, I am both happy and sad... 39 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,258 that you don't know who Abin Cooper is... 40 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,233 but, I mean, come on. 41 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,928 Abin Cooper and the Five Points Trinity Church... 42 00:02:52,038 --> 00:02:53,903 they're like right in our own backyard. 43 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,703 Come on, Mrs. Vasquez, Cooper's Dell is like 30 minutes away. 44 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,743 Yeah. Too close. 45 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,678 Abin Cooper holds our entire state up for ridicule. 46 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:04,443 All right? Ultraconservatives avoid this guy. 47 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:10,114 Did you know last year the head of the largest neo-Nazi faction in this country... 48 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,919 issued a statement distancing his politics... 49 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,961 from Cooper's and Five Points'? 50 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:19,031 Even the Nazis think this guy is "nuckin' futs." 51 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:24,296 All right, let's just hope that the Cooper clan sticks with the First Amendment... 52 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,931 - Why? - And stays away from the Second Amendment. 53 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:32,204 - What is the Second Amendment? - We get guns. 54 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,411 What is this, man? 55 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,317 It's like Craigslist for people who want to get fucked. 56 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,913 I thought Craigslist was Craigslist for people who want to get fucked. 57 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:47,549 What kinda dirty shit you lookin' at, boy? 58 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,121 Fuck, faggot! 59 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,928 Touch my dick again and see what happens. 60 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:59,133 - Such an animal. - They're all the same, man. 61 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,503 - You can't see any faces. - Oh, shit. You showin' him? 62 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,803 Dude, get your fuckin' flappers outta here. 63 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,741 Yeah, look, it doesn't matter. You can see the tits. 64 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,779 You can see the fuckin' pussy, man. Fuck the faces. 65 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,644 How we know we wanna fuck the face unless we can see what they look like? 66 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,480 - Right, thank you. - You fuckin' bag their head, man. All right? 67 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,247 Look, these bitches wanna fuck. 68 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,550 Even if they do wanna fuck, they're all in New York and LA. 69 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,124 Lots more in LA Look... 70 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,193 New York. LA. 71 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,625 - Road trip. - LA. 72 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,697 - LA... - I get the point, all right, but look. 73 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,424 This one's a little closer to home. 74 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,101 Holy shit! Cooper's Dell? 75 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,432 - Let me see. - No fuckin' way! 76 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,199 We're gettin' laid, boys. 77 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,298 How do we know she's gonna fuck us, or even one of us? 78 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,502 I've been talking back and forth with one for two weeks now. 79 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,203 She says she's interested. 80 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,780 Fuckin'... 81 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,781 I just got a little hard. 82 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,443 I don't wanna fuckin' fuck some chick that he just stuck his dick in. 83 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,146 - Look, look... - His greasy-assed fuckin' dick. 84 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,722 It's not greasy. 85 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:53,018 There ain't gonna be no sloppy seconds, boy, okay? 86 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:57,187 She wants to fuck all three of us at the same time. 87 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,661 - Jesus Christ. - I call the ass. 88 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,496 You're not gettin' the fuckin' ass. 89 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:05,833 What if this turns out to be one of them Catch a Predator deals? 90 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,405 Who we preyin' on? 91 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:10,874 We're the fuckin' minors here. She's the one who says she's 38. 92 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,174 Jesus. It's gonna be like fucking my mom. 93 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,215 I ain't sure it ain't your mom, motherfucker. 94 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,342 - Fuck you. - I don't think I should go, man. 95 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,579 I'm having some doubts over here. 96 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,155 Oh, you're going. 97 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,156 You don't think the three of us balling this woman in the same room... 98 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,988 is a little faggoty? 99 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,927 Jesus Christ, man. Don't be so fuckin' middle-class. 100 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,062 I'm gonna take the car out, all right? 101 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,898 No, no, no. Hey, we're gonna be on TV in a minute. Watch. 102 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,599 This was the scene this morning outside the funeral ofJacob Harlow... 103 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,835 the 19-year-old whose body was found last week... 104 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:47,401 in a Dumpster behind a well-known gay bar on Slattery Drive... 105 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,674 bound head-to-toe in plastic wrap. 106 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,546 Harlow is the latest victim in a rash of hate crimes... 107 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:54,313 that have rocked the city this year. 108 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:58,584 Pastor Abin Cooper and the members ofhis Five Points Trinity Church... 109 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:03,253 staged their 432nd funeral demonstration since 2001. 110 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,297 - This is Catherine Carlyle... - Oh, oh, oh! There we are. 111 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,229 There we are. 112 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,734 - I'm sleeping with a TV star tonight. - Yeah, you are. 113 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,361 How'd you know we were gonna be on there? 114 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,963 Barbara called me. She saw it on the 5:00 news. 115 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,474 So you gonna tell your friends we're famous? 116 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,875 - Probably not. - Smart ass. 117 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,640 Where you off to tonight? 118 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,740 I don't know. Just gonna drive around with Jarod and Billy-Ray. 119 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,819 Probably go see a movie or something. 120 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,944 Fill up the tank before you bring it back. 121 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,047 - Can I get some money for gas? - No. 122 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,750 Later. 123 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:49,869 So how are we gonna do this? 124 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,279 How do you mean? 125 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,473 Talkin' about how are you gonna get under us. 126 00:06:56,582 --> 00:07:00,177 - What are you talking about? - Me and the lady. 127 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,015 You fuckin'... 128 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,753 This is what happens when fuckin' parents block porn sites, man. 129 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,690 They make socially backwards kids. 130 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,320 How about you just pull over and let me out. 131 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,331 Come on, man. You're being... Oh, fuck! 132 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,564 - You hit it. - Fuck. 133 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,139 You fuckin' hit it. 134 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,674 Why the fuck are we gettin' out? 135 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:28,178 It's so fuckin' dark out no one could see us if they were looking. 136 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:32,047 Holy shit! Look at your fuckin' car. 137 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:34,813 Your fuckin' car! 138 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,082 - Are you kidding me? - Holy shit, man. 139 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,886 Dude, that's, like, a lot of... damage. 140 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:42,119 That sucks, man. 141 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:46,255 Who the fuck parks their car on the side of the road like that? 142 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:47,832 You think there's somebody in there? 143 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,799 I don't know, man. Nobody's here. 144 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,563 Why the fuck did you stop? 145 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,969 Oh, fuck. You got 'em real good. 146 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,206 - Holy fuck! - Fuck! 147 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,641 - Fuck! - Get in the car! Get in the car! 148 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,142 They ain't following us. 149 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:09,221 Why in the fuck was that guy on the side of the road? 150 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,756 Who cares, man? Let's just keep fuckin' going. 151 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,554 - My car's fucked up, man! - Well, guess what. 152 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,890 Your car's gonna be fucked up when you get home too. 153 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,520 So why don't we just keep going? 154 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,223 We're in Cooper's Dell already. 155 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,301 We'll hate ourselves tomorrow if we don't do this. 156 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:25,837 - I'm not gonna hate myself. - I'm gonna hate not getting that pussy... 157 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,907 so let's not take this little fender-bender as a bad omen, boys. 158 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,670 Let's fucking do this! 159 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,781 Lasso me some pussy! 160 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,151 She lives in a trailer? 161 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,490 You live in a trailer, motherfucker. 162 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,890 I was just askin'. Damn. 163 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,621 You Jarod? 164 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,591 This here is Travis, and that's Billy-Ray. 165 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,937 I bet you boys wanna get up to the devil's business, don't you? 166 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:42,071 Well, devil's right in here. 167 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,555 You look lovely. 168 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:58,990 How 'bout a beer, boys? 169 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,956 Hey, Pete. Can you believe it? I got sideswiped tonight. 170 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:27,525 - You get 'em? - No. 171 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,427 I was parked and they kept movin'. 172 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,199 Why were you parked? 173 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:41,729 Oh, I was makin' a reservation for Helen, tomorrow night for our 19th. 174 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,968 I'm thinking about taking Darla someplace special... 175 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:46,237 for our fifth next month. 176 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,973 Someplace overseas, you know? 177 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:52,209 Like maybe Italy. 178 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,309 Soon as I win enough off these doggies. 179 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:58,720 Well, win enough to do this damn body work on my car, would ya? 180 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,860 Dumb-ass kids. 181 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,996 How you know they was kids? 182 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,725 I don't know. They was in some kind of Mom-mobile. 183 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,860 Suppose that's mighty keen detecting skills there, Sheriff. 184 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,700 Yeah, well... 185 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:17,537 I'm gonna need you to go out there and find 'em. 186 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,745 You kiddin' me? I'm off the clock 10 minutes now. 187 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,145 The only reason I'm still here is 'cause you're so damn late. 188 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,651 Jesus Christ. Just go out and find the damn car, will ya? 189 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,950 It's a blue Volvo station wagon. 190 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,075 Geez. 191 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,644 This is nice. 192 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,977 You boys finished your beers yet? 193 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,276 - I'm workin' on it. - Almost. Almost. 194 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:05,152 Takes me a few beers to work up to the sex. 195 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,625 So get drinkin', 'cause I ain't drinkin' alone. 196 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,566 And I don't let no man in me unless he's got at least two beers in him. 197 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,261 Thank you, ma'am. 198 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,837 Makes sense. 199 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,681 This is nice. 200 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,477 Will you close your fuckin' legs? 201 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,755 It's like a shag. 202 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,027 So how's about you head back into the bedroom... 203 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:46,087 start strippin' down so we can get this thing started. 204 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,901 Yes, ma'am. 205 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,665 Almost don't even fit in here. 206 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,775 Get them beers drunk. 207 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,111 This bitch wants my dick, don't she? 208 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,278 She is a lot better looking. 209 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,824 Them tits ain't nothin' to write home about. 210 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:14,551 Those tits are... 211 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,795 Fuck! 212 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,690 What the fuck? 213 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,870 Fuckin' roofies. 214 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,763 Hello? 215 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,233 Guys? 216 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,836 Is that you, Travis? Billy-Ray? 217 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,418 On a hill far away 218 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,351 All right, guys, come on. Seriously, let me outta here. 219 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,913 Can you just let me outta here, please? 220 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,392 The emblem of suffering... 221 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,692 Guys, this isn't fuckin' funny, all right? Will you let me outta here, please! 222 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,767 What the fuck is going on? 223 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,201 Let me the fuck outta here, please, all right? 224 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,738 This isn't funny anymore. 225 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,468 This isn't fuckin' funny anymore. This isn't funny anymore, man. 226 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,737 Come on, let me the fuck out! 227 00:14:39,845 --> 00:14:41,540 I swear to God, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! 228 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,046 Let me out! 229 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,413 If you guys don't let me the fuck outta here, I'm gonna kill you! 230 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,918 I will cherish 231 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:53,014 The old rugged cross 232 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:57,052 Will you find somebody to... 233 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,960 Can somebody please let me outta here? Please? 234 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,124 - Lucas, sit down. - Fuckin' bitch. 235 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,701 Hey, you fuckin' bitch! 236 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,963 Let me the fuck outta here, you fuckin' bitch! 237 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,130 The old rugged cross 238 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,707 Fuck! 239 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:15,913 And exchange it someday 240 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:20,884 For a crown 241 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,951 Well, how about that? 242 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,219 That was lovely. 243 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,125 Just lovely. 244 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,722 Y'all give that Mormon Tabernacle Choir a run for their money. 245 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,496 You know what this is? 246 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,498 That's a printout of what we done today. 247 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,701 That's an article that appears in tomorrow's Post. 248 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,607 You know what that's called? 249 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,472 National coverage. 250 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,710 - Sure was. - Indeed, it was. 251 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,215 Abigail... 252 00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:58,483 TiVo'd the segment on the 5:00 news. 253 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,692 Y'all can watch it later if you want to... 254 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,194 and see yourselves on the TV. 255 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,866 Yeah, tell you what we gonna do next week. 256 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,460 We gonna paint the garage. 257 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,539 I know how you love that, but we gonna paint. 258 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,369 Someone, please! Come on, please! 259 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,807 I need big, strong volunteers. How about you? 260 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,146 How about you? You big and strong? 261 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,846 RJ? 262 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,080 Show me how Popeye do. 263 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,591 Popeye! 264 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,321 Yeah, oh, wow! Don't hurt me, Popeye. 265 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,329 Oh, Popeye, don't hurt me. 266 00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,400 Will somebody please let me the fuck outta here! 267 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,993 Caleb, come on, now. That's a bit much. Now, come on, come on. 268 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:54,440 No! Fuck! Fuck! 269 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,512 - Welcome, family. - Good evenin'. 270 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,887 - Good evenin', Granddaddy. - Good evenin', Grandpa. 271 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,619 Good evening. 272 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,888 But what's so good about it? 273 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:15,296 Psalms 117, verse 24. 274 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:19,235 "This is the day which the Lord hath made. 275 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,774 We will rejoice and be glad in it." 276 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,467 Glad in it. 277 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,942 "Oh, woe is me if I preach not the gospels." 278 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,913 Corinthians 9:16. 279 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,380 Amen, Grandpa. 280 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,313 Oh, well, I think I'm gonna preach that holy word. 281 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,889 - Preach it, Daddy. - Yes. 282 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,925 We read in Hebrews 11... 283 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,157 By faith... by faith... 284 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:50,361 Noah, being warned by God of things not seen as yet... 285 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,162 prepared an ark... 286 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,601 for the savin' of his house... 287 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,437 by which he condemned all others. 288 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,012 For there was multitudes upon multitudes of people... 289 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,581 and God drowned them all except Noah and his flock. 290 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,207 Drowned them all. All sinners gone to hell. 291 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,785 Praise his name. 292 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:11,982 I'm good at climbing. I'm good at climbing. 293 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:19,259 You talk to some of them maudlin, touchy-feely preachers out there... 294 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,992 peddlin' their soft faith... 295 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,796 they gonna tell you what you wanna hear. 296 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,368 They ain't gonna tell you what you need to know. 297 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,873 They can't. Can't tell you the truth. 298 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:34,309 Why, it might be politically incorrect. 299 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,981 But they'll tell you... 300 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,516 this nation and the world is goin' to hell. 301 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,451 They won't tell you why. Can't tell you why. 302 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,085 They'll tell you... 303 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,124 "God loves you. 304 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,923 God loves everybody." 305 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,465 Does a God that drowned the entire world, exception of Noah and his flock... 306 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,901 sound like a God that loves you? 307 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:00,972 No. 308 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,633 That sound like a God that forgives your sins? 309 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,209 - No! - No, sir. 310 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,141 Your carnal desires? 311 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,380 That's not God's love. 312 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,541 That's a God that abhors the wicked. 313 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,586 He abhors those that ignore his righteous teaching... 314 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,013 and forsake his covenant... 315 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,887 and scoff at his acts. 316 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,519 God doesn't love you... 317 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,121 unless you fear him. 318 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,633 We talk about a fear we have of certain snakes. 319 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,366 Well, that'd be a righteous fear. 320 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,568 We talkin' about a fear we have of takin' a cookie... 321 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,838 Grandma's cookie jar... 322 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,743 'fraid of being caught? 323 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,210 I don't believe so. 324 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:49,117 Talkin' about the fear of God. I fear God. 325 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,451 You better believe I fear God. 326 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,285 But my fear is born out of respect... 327 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,362 - Oh, fuck. - Admiration... 328 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,293 devotion... 329 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,195 sacrifice... 330 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,857 adoration... 331 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,936 and knowledge of the scripture... 332 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,565 that I preach. 333 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,474 Give us some knowledge, Daddy. Give us some knowledge. 334 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,104 But I preach knowledge, and I preach to this... 335 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,981 and I preach, and I preach... 336 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,450 Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord. 337 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,548 I preach like my daddy before me, and his daddy before him. 338 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,125 My grandaddy built this church goin' on a hundred years ago. 339 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,994 He used to minister up there... 340 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:38,229 at the 12th St. Baptist up there in the city... 341 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:44,135 till he couldn't stomach what he called the deviltry anymore. 342 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,111 So he abandoned that modern-day Gomorrah and settled Cooper's Dell... 343 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:51,011 June, 1917. 344 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,683 But if he thought people were depraved back then... 345 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:59,080 I mean, his head'd nearly burst... 346 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,989 if he saw how wicked this country's become. 347 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,062 I hate the wickedness of America... 348 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,664 and all the sin-worshippers who populate it. 349 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,496 "Do I not hate them, O Lord, that hate thee?" 350 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,160 Says in Psalms 138... 351 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,865 "Am I not grieved by those that rise up against thee? 352 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,942 I hate them with a perfect hatred. 353 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:22,035 I count them mine enemies." 354 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,910 Twenty-one, 22. 355 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:28,316 And who's the greatest enemy of God, Cheyenne? 356 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,388 - Satan. - Satan. 357 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:34,052 - That's right, baby. - Satan. 358 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,151 Yes, ma'am. 359 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:40,163 And who's Satan's instrument on earth, Fiona May? 360 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,630 The homosexuals. 361 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:46,396 That's right, baby. The homosexuals. 362 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:52,739 The homosexuals have run amok in this nation over 30 years now. 363 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,641 Let's see what it's brought us. 364 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,975 Rampant fornication... 365 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,550 adultery... 366 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,517 abortion... 367 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,485 flagrant sexuality... 368 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,115 in every corner of media... movies, TV, et cetera. 369 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,716 Schools, malls, books... 370 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,855 clothes, toys, music... 371 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,694 Everywhere. 372 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,598 Everywhere! 373 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:22,163 You can't turn on the TV without seeing some jackass wavin' his privates. 374 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:27,310 That's because the moral spine of this country has been weakened... 375 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,744 by permissive attitudes... 376 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,545 and an unabashed tolerance for homosexuals. 377 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,620 Godlessness. 378 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,047 Godlessness. 379 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,419 The casual acceptance of the gay... 380 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,393 has hastened our demise as a species. 381 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:49,365 Fact. Why? Because they do not procreate. 382 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,766 They do not procreate. 383 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,966 Now, they solicit. Yeah, boy. 384 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,564 They recruit. 385 00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,143 Yeah, boy. 386 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,873 But they do not procreate. 387 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:04,107 Is there anyone... 388 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,616 anyone... who can look at the news... 389 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:10,779 and deny these are our end times? 390 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,791 Outside our fence lays a world at waste. 391 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:19,294 They's famine, such as in Africa... 392 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,367 pestilence, such as the gay AIDS. 393 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:29,469 Monsoons, typhoons, hurricanes and the ensuing floods, such as New Orleans... 394 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,099 New Orleans is number one sin city. 395 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,644 Thailand... Thailand! 396 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,974 Thailand... 397 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:42,315 where pederasts travel thousands of miles... 398 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,049 spend untold amounts of money... 399 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,691 to sodomize a child. 400 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:52,628 A baby. 401 00:23:56,968 --> 00:24:01,098 Thousands upon thousands dead in that tsunami. 402 00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:05,609 I never saw the hand of God so clearly in all my born days. 403 00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:09,608 And the Lord's bore witness to this apostasy. 404 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,910 Apostasy... The leaving of faith, the denying of religion... 405 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,987 denying of morality. 406 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,089 He's done with it. 407 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,725 He's done with it. 408 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,819 The end is nigh. 409 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,898 - The end is nigh. - Yes, it is. 410 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,960 Cheyenne, bunny rabbit... 411 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,637 do you mind taking the children out now for the lesson... 412 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:40,871 'cause it's gonna get grown up in here. 413 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,572 You ready? 414 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,912 Come on, babies. Grandpa loves you. 415 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:47,507 Come on. 416 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,746 Gimme your hand there. Come on. 417 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:51,982 Come here. Come on, sweetie. 418 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:54,456 When you get finished today in school... 419 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,720 I want you to tell me all about it, will ya? 420 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,625 Will you tell me about it later? 421 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,197 I wish you'd talk to me sometime. 422 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:16,944 Would y'all like to see who we have to thank... 423 00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:19,983 for the extinction of the human race? 424 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,510 It. 425 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:28,520 Y'all know about that Worldwide Web. 426 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:32,694 Yeah, that's the devil's playground. 427 00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:35,129 We harnessed the devils' technology... 428 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:38,396 went out like sheep amongst wolves... 429 00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:41,768 into them homosexually oriented chat rooms... 430 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:46,703 and we promised them boys what they wanted to hear. 431 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,237 Just like an insect... 432 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:54,952 just like moths to a flame, like flies to horseshit. 433 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,952 Insects. Insects... 434 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,082 that are easily trapped in that snare of God... 435 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,092 on that there Web. 436 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,789 And we gonna deal with 'em the way God taught us to deal with 'em... 437 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,799 the way we dealt with little Jacob Harlow... 438 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,529 who burns in hell as we speak. 439 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,273 Now... 440 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:22,272 there's a commandment talks against killin', isn't it? 441 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,372 There's a commandment speaks against killin'. 442 00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:27,451 God's talking about your fellow man. 443 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:30,112 He's not talking about this... insect. 444 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:34,123 I mean, you don't mourn the death of a germ when it's been cured. 445 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:36,990 And a homosexual... 446 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,427 won't stop sinnin' of its own volition... 447 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:44,127 and it's up to the righteous to curb the spread of its disease. 448 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:47,329 "If a man also lie with mankind... 449 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,202 as he lies with a woman... 450 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,605 they both have committed an abomination... 451 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,804 and they shall surely be put to death." 452 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:58,508 - That is the scripture. - No. No! 453 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,643 That is scripture. 454 00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:06,122 Well, the wrath of God... 455 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,025 is revealed from heaven... 456 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:15,322 against all ungodliness. 457 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,230 No! Please, help! 458 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:18,802 Help! 459 00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:26,039 Now tape him up good, boys. Now you watch that gay saliva. 460 00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,840 If it gets on ya, it can turn ya. 461 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:31,882 Don't get it near his orifices, now. 462 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,386 - Shut up! - Send the sinner straight to hell. 463 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,356 Come on, baby. Send the sinner straight to hell. 464 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,755 Shut your mouth! 465 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:49,192 Send him off wrapped like a package. 466 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,345 Come on, Caleb. 467 00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:14,287 Burn in hell, cocksucker. 468 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,721 No! 469 00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,090 Caleb, head hole. 470 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,605 Let us out of here! We didn't do anything! 471 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,470 Let us the fuck out of here! 472 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,065 Oh, man! 473 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:34,734 Let us out! Let us out of here, please! 474 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:37,611 All right. Get that other one. 475 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,047 Oh, fuck. 476 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:41,311 Oh, God. I ain't gay! Please! 477 00:28:41,419 --> 00:28:43,182 Don't! No! No! 478 00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:45,119 No, look, I ain't even gay! 479 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,918 Please, no! No! 480 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:49,118 Please! I ain't even gay! 481 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,957 I ain't even gay. I ain't even gay! 482 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,496 Please! 483 00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,793 Stop. I ain't even gay! Please! 484 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,458 Let me go! Please! 485 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,970 - Jarod! - Travis! Billy-Ray! 486 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:05,668 What the fuck are you doing? God! 487 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:08,245 - Take it easy, kid. - I ain't even gay! I ain't even gay! 488 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,904 You might be worse. 489 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:14,610 Came to these woods to share a woman with other men in the same bed. 490 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:16,778 Will somebody please fuckin' help me! 491 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:22,690 Fornicatin' ways, they caused the destruction of both Sodom and Gomorrah. 492 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,284 I don't wanna die! 493 00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:26,090 You already did, sinner. 494 00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:28,256 You destroyed your spirit... 495 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,857 in a waste of shame. 496 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:03,157 Hey, Billy-Ray. 497 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,327 Fuck. 498 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:07,028 Hey, Billy-Ray. 499 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:16,538 They gonna do us like they did that guy. 500 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,411 Not if we can get outta here first, man. 501 00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:21,576 - They gonna kill us! - Listen. Listen to me. 502 00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:24,985 I think a bone snapped out of this dead guy's skin when they dropped him... 503 00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,751 because I feel something stabbing my leg. 504 00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:30,419 What the fuck, man? What the fuck? 505 00:30:30,528 --> 00:30:33,691 I think I can fuckin' tear through this paper... 506 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,527 if you can just fuckin' lean back a little bit. 507 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:37,362 Just work with me here a little bit. 508 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:38,935 Just tell me what I gotta do. 509 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:42,200 Lean back a little bit so I can lean forward. Just work with me. 510 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,070 Oh, no. No. 511 00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:45,870 Really, no. Fuckin' lean into me, man. 512 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,842 Do you wanna fuckin' die? Do you wanna fuckin' die? 513 00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:50,005 Then fuckin' listen to me and we'll go home, all right? 514 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,514 Stop being a fuckin' baby and let's fucking get outta here, man. 515 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:54,915 Just lean back a little bit. 516 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:56,509 All right? 517 00:30:56,621 --> 00:31:01,422 Just relax and lean back just a little bit so I can lean forward. 518 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,222 If I can get the bone on the thing... 519 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,887 Just can't see straight. 520 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,624 Hurry, Trav. 521 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,061 It's only tape, man. 522 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:14,969 I just want my mom. I really want my mom. 523 00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:32,446 Oh, you can't do it. 524 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,686 Electronic gate. It's got one of them magnetic locks on it. 525 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:39,258 - That's why I couldn't... - Yeah. 526 00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,264 I'm sorry to disturb you, Pastor. 527 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:42,958 That's all right. 528 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,594 You're a man of the law. What can I do for you, Officer? 529 00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:48,831 I'm following up on a report of a traffic accident. 530 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:52,398 Station wagon sideswiped a car out on Route 9. 531 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,138 Oh, my Lord. Anybody hurt? 532 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,647 No, sir. There was no one in the car at the time... 533 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:03,414 but I see you got a wagon over there with some damage... 534 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,921 that matches the description. 535 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,991 Fuck! 536 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,583 Oh, fuck. I'm free. I'm free. 537 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:11,662 I'm free. 538 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:18,325 - I tell 'em and I tell 'em and I tell 'em. - Sir? 539 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,700 That's my granddaughters'. 540 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:23,968 Once in a while they go into town, you know, get some milk, fetch a paper. 541 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:27,772 Whatever. I believe they're your culprits. 542 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,370 You know, it's not politically correct to say... 543 00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:32,642 but women and cars... 544 00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:35,218 Not a good mix. 545 00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,727 - Hurry! Hurry, hurry! - Oh, fuck! 546 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:51,530 Go. 547 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:55,796 Go, man! Hurry! 548 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,342 It's too fuckin' tight, Trav. 549 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,173 I can't fuckin' do it. It's too tight. 550 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,247 Billy-Ray! Where are you goin'? 551 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,839 Billy-Ray, don't fuckin' go. Where the fuck are you goin'? 552 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,417 I can't fuckin' do it! 553 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,148 I'm sorry! 554 00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:13,246 Fuck! Fuck! 555 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:17,055 If I could, I'd like to keep them insurance devils out of it. 556 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,527 You know, rates are high as it is... 557 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,031 and I'm not exactly Mr. Popularity around here. 558 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,101 Well, no, I guess not. 559 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,763 So if you can put me in touch with whoever it is, you know... 560 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:31,308 that owns the car that they scraped up... 561 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:33,036 why I can talk to 'em personal. 562 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,977 Maybe get him some financial restitution. 563 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,708 Make up for it, you know. 564 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:40,784 I mean, if you could. 565 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:44,955 I mean, there's only cosmetic damage, you know. Nobody was hurt. 566 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,594 I guess that'd be fine. I'll just phone it in to y'all in the morning. 567 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,636 I thank you so much for that. I'm much obliged. 568 00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:01,568 - Hey, you have a good night. - You too. 569 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:02,639 Oh, fuck! 570 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,080 Pastor, excuse me. 571 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,206 Sorry. I got one last thing. 572 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:16,082 I remember you went over to the Vatican to protest that dead pope's funeral... 573 00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:17,950 a few years back. 574 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,820 And I guess what I'm saying is... 575 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:24,619 is Italy nice? 576 00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:39,105 Oh, my God. 577 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:43,676 - Italy? - Yeah. 578 00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:46,375 I was thinking about taking my wife someplace exotic for our five-year... 579 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:49,942 and, well, Italy was at the top of the list. 580 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:53,023 Well, it's full of Italians. There is that. 581 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,319 Full of Italians, huh? 582 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,418 Yeah, I suppose that stands to reason. 583 00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:01,089 - All right, you have a good night. - Thank you. 584 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,494 Oh, fuck. 585 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:14,002 Let's fuckin' do this! 586 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,227 Motherfucker. 587 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:33,820 Sheriff, I got shots fired inside of Five Points. Repeat. I have... 588 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,398 Shots fired. 589 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,333 Repeat, shots fired inside of Five Points. 590 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:41,496 Wait a minute. In Cooper's church? 591 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,198 Immediate backup requested. 592 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:45,901 - Repeat, immediate backup requested. - I got him, Daddy. 593 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,739 Jesus. 594 00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:52,415 Pete! 595 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,508 Was that a gunshot, Pete? 596 00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,416 Pete, you still there? 597 00:35:57,922 --> 00:35:59,150 Pete! 598 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:04,160 Is this that obese queer, likes to sodomize wetbacks out on Route 9? 599 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:12,394 Who is this? Where's my deputy? 600 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,233 Yeah, God sees all, Mr. Queer. 601 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,569 God takes pictures too... 602 00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,075 unseemly photographs of men on men... 603 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,511 backwards, sweaty, lust-filled carnal knowledge. 604 00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:26,879 That fun for you, Mr. Queer... 605 00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:30,784 have a man in your mouth not a mile from my house of worship? 606 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:35,120 Now, there was some unpleasantness out here tonight. 607 00:36:35,226 --> 00:36:36,818 You just let us clean it up... 608 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:40,022 and I won't send any pictures of you to the missus... 609 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:41,598 or the Courier... 610 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,894 those images of how you like to use that mouth. 611 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:47,698 And I don't means stuffin' it with Moon Pies and Coca-Cola. 612 00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,272 I tell you what. 613 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:52,137 What about that picture of you wiping the feces of that wetback... 614 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:53,972 off of your scrotum and genitalia? 615 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:55,739 I think the missus would like that one. 616 00:36:55,846 --> 00:36:57,677 She'd put it on the mantel at Christmastime... 617 00:36:57,782 --> 00:37:00,250 right between them two stockings. 618 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:06,220 Yeah, you keep your queerhole shut, Sheriff... 619 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:08,383 everything gonna be just fine. 620 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:15,125 What happened in there? 621 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,963 Them kids was cuttin' themselves loose downstairs. 622 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:21,061 Caleb went to deal with it. 623 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:24,573 Shootin' 'em up while I'm out there with this law dog. 624 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:27,235 You want me to move his car on the property? 625 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,547 No. 626 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,116 Take him on across town. 627 00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:36,311 Other side of the tracks, dump him off there. 628 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:40,379 Them Feds get rather investigative when it comes to killin' one of their own. 629 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,364 Hello? 630 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,933 This is Keenan. 631 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,096 I'm sorry. Who now? 632 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:30,540 Yes, sir. 633 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,405 That case is under preliminary investigation. 634 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:42,443 Report was members of the church were seeking semiautomatic firearms... 635 00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:46,216 mid-2004, before AWB expired. 636 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,122 We have unconfirmed reports they got a few. 637 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:57,897 Well, the intelligence suggests that they were modifying the weapons. 638 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:01,199 At least that was the testimony of the guy who sold 'em some shotguns. 639 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,741 He said they made inquiries about modifications. 640 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:10,477 No, sir. Undercover infiltration was unsuccessful. 641 00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:12,048 Can you... 642 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:15,317 I'm sorry. Sir? 643 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:18,047 Can I call you back? 644 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,081 Yes, sir. Thank you. It'll just be a few minutes. 645 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,427 Oh, shit. 646 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:37,268 If you loved me, you'd make me some coffee. 647 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:44,607 Caleb? 648 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,841 Darlin'? 649 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,085 Oh, no! 650 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,452 No, Caleb! 651 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,584 Come on, baby doll. Come on. 652 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,185 Come on. Come on. 653 00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:01,730 I know. I know, baby. I know. 654 00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,257 Timothy 4, baby doll. 655 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:05,835 Timothy 4. 656 00:40:07,004 --> 00:40:09,939 Timothy 4, baby. Timothy 4. 657 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,066 "I am now ready to be offered. 658 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:17,011 The time for my departure is at hand. 659 00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:19,275 I have fought a good fight. 660 00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:22,817 I have fought a good fight. 661 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,946 I have finished my course. 662 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,785 I have kept the faith." 663 00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:33,029 He's on the lovin' breast ofJesus, baby. 664 00:40:34,398 --> 00:40:36,366 He's gone toJesus. 665 00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,502 I know, baby. I know. I know. 666 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,071 Come on. 667 00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:43,800 Let me show you something, sweetie. 668 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,842 Let me show you something. Come on. 669 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,212 I want you to see something with me now. 670 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,439 - Lookee here. - What? 671 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,140 Lookee here. 672 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:54,308 Caleb did not die in vain. 673 00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:57,216 He sent them two devils to hell before they killed him. 674 00:40:58,556 --> 00:41:01,957 Probably saved us all with his last dyin' breath. 675 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:14,831 You go rot in hell, you filthy, filthy... 676 00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:16,839 Come on. Come on. Come on, baby. Come on. 677 00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:18,772 Come on. We got one upstairs. 678 00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,503 Save it for him. 679 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:24,308 - Save it for him. Am I right? - Oh, Daddy, you're always right. 680 00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:26,747 There's a land 681 00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:30,480 Beyond the river 682 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:32,681 That they call 683 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:36,726 The sweet forever 684 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:40,957 And you only reach that shore 685 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:44,865 By fate's decree 686 00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:50,908 By and by we'll cross the portal 687 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:57,140 Where we'll dwell with thee, immortal 688 00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:01,014 When they ring those golden bells 689 00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:04,053 They're a pretty tight-knit group. 690 00:42:04,154 --> 00:42:08,648 Approximately 20, 25 members... 691 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:12,092 all related by blood or marriage. 692 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:17,327 Makes it impossible to get any coverts inside. 693 00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:19,231 No, sir. 694 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:23,102 You're thinking of Fred Phelps and his family up in Kansas. 695 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,767 "God hates fags." 696 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:29,039 They're irritating, but they're not gun nuts like the Coopers. 697 00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:33,950 They're suers, not doers. 698 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,679 Last April someone at Five Points... 699 00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:40,917 reported an I ED setup on church property. 700 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:44,222 No injuries sustained and minimal damage done to a tree... 701 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,888 but in an interview with the local media... 702 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:51,229 Cooper claimed that if a bomb had gone off in a synagogue, a black church... 703 00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,826 or a homo-friendly Unitarian coven... 704 00:42:53,938 --> 00:42:55,269 there'd have been an uproar. 705 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:57,363 No suspects, no arrests. 706 00:42:57,474 --> 00:43:00,466 Local law enforcement chalked it up to townie kids... 707 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,637 having fun at the church's expense. 708 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:06,773 But it spooked the Coopers into tearing down all the barns on their property... 709 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:09,444 turning 'em into barricade fences. 710 00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:12,181 Locals call it "the great wall of bullshit." 711 00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:16,253 Yes, sir, after the one in China. 712 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,389 What made 'em persons of interest... 713 00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:24,831 was an interview Cooper gave to the Patriot Times right about then. 714 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,369 He said that "If the law won't protect us... 715 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,735 from the Philistines and sodomites... 716 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,705 we'll protect ourselves." 717 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:35,438 You couple that comment with the allegations, and you can see why... 718 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,412 We've had 'em on surveillance off and on. 719 00:43:39,516 --> 00:43:41,108 They're pretty easy to keep track of. 720 00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:43,652 When they're not protesting gay bars or chasing headlines... 721 00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:45,779 they mostly stick to their compound... 722 00:43:45,889 --> 00:43:47,516 hold their daily services. 723 00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:57,163 I know I'm low man on the totem pole... 724 00:43:57,267 --> 00:43:59,792 but are you sure that's wise at this juncture, sir? 725 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:05,200 Why? Because if you give us a few more days... 726 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:08,767 I'm sure we can dig up something more substantial than the sheriff's... 727 00:44:12,883 --> 00:44:15,408 That's how you wanna play it. 728 00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:18,215 No, sir, I'm not questioning your call at all, sir. 729 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:22,281 I'm saying that our history with situations like this hasn't been exactly... 730 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,395 Yes, sir. It's dawn here now... 731 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,369 but we can be fully mobilized and on site in an hour. 732 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,473 I understand. 733 00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,308 Fuck! 734 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:20,548 Tempted and tried 735 00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:24,314 We're oft made to wonder 736 00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:28,152 Why it should be 737 00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:31,386 All the day long 738 00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:36,455 While there are others 739 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:40,094 Living about us 740 00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:43,696 Never molested 741 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:47,402 Doing wrong 742 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,711 When death has come 743 00:45:51,815 --> 00:45:55,444 And taken our loved one 744 00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:59,249 It makes our hearts 745 00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:03,417 So weary and drear 746 00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:08,594 Then do we wonder 747 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:12,533 Why others prosper 748 00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:16,970 Living so wicked 749 00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:21,443 Year after year 750 00:46:21,545 --> 00:46:27,711 Farther along we'll know all about it 751 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:35,923 Farther along we'll understand why 752 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:40,486 Cheer up, my brother 753 00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:44,055 Live in the sunshine 754 00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:49,629 We'll understand it all by and by 755 00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,731 Come, sweetie. Come. Come. 756 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:56,277 Farther along 757 00:46:56,380 --> 00:47:00,749 We'll know all about it 758 00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:06,955 Farther along we'll understand why 759 00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:27,207 All by and by 760 00:47:47,764 --> 00:47:48,731 Fuck! 761 00:47:53,337 --> 00:47:55,032 Fast little monkey! 762 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:17,055 Who fired? Who fired, goddamn it! 763 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,491 Local Agent 3. 764 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,334 Goddamn it! 765 00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:27,630 - What are you... - Who the fuck are you? 766 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,433 Did he fire at us? 767 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,769 - No, he was armed. - Did he open fire at us? 768 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:34,241 - Son of a bitch had a machine gun! - They got kids in there, asshole! 769 00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:37,108 - Sorry! I'm sorry. - Kids you just turned into hostages! 770 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:38,579 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Asshole! 771 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:42,015 You can't talk to me, you son of a bitch. I am a King's County elected official! 772 00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:45,213 Sit your ass back in your vehicle! 773 00:48:46,823 --> 00:48:47,790 Now! 774 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,307 How much you think a cross like that costs? 775 00:49:10,747 --> 00:49:13,215 You mean in dollars or common sense? 776 00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,046 Zing! 777 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:23,818 We get the spike mic set up? 778 00:49:23,927 --> 00:49:27,328 Well, we were about to, and then Barney Fife happened. 779 00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:30,297 Well... 780 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,801 Let's go old-school. We get any blueprints or whatnot? 781 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,700 - 1922. - It's all county had. 782 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:44,247 They haven't built an addition to the original structure for the last 50 years. No permits. 783 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:48,079 They got anything on four legs except horses we gotta look out for? 784 00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:50,415 Isn't this a stable? 785 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,488 No, that's Home Depot. 786 00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:56,718 It was a stud farm. Belonged to the last neighbors the Coopers ever had... 787 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,886 before Abin drove 'em off and bought the land. 788 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:03,763 That's where they load up with all the lumber so they can build this elegant fucking fence. 789 00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:08,566 Million-dollar views from three directions and then, bam! "Casa de Bat Shit." 790 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:11,835 Do you know how you get a valley this beautiful all to yourself? 791 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:15,002 Put a giant fucking cross on your front lawn. 792 00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:16,739 Give me the horn. 793 00:50:22,886 --> 00:50:26,754 This is Special Agent Joseph Keenan of the ATF. 794 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:30,652 We're here to execute a search warrant on the premises... 795 00:50:30,761 --> 00:50:34,697 on suspicion of violation of the National Firearms Act. 796 00:50:34,798 --> 00:50:40,236 Put down any weapons, come out with your hands up, and you will not be harmed. 797 00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:44,364 Repeat: You will not be harmed. 798 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:57,414 I think it's the use of the word "repeat" that makes this work every time. 799 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:18,665 You wanna breach? 800 00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:23,977 No. 801 00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:26,615 Give 'em a minute. 802 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,245 Get a line opened up. 803 00:51:33,356 --> 00:51:35,347 Yeah, that's gonna... 804 00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:39,095 Come on! 805 00:51:41,131 --> 00:51:42,860 Goddamn it! 806 00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,662 Get down! Agent, get down! 807 00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:55,845 Right now! 808 00:51:58,148 --> 00:51:59,706 This is Special Agent Keenan, sir. 809 00:51:59,816 --> 00:52:02,944 Cooper's Dell has escalated into a firefight. 810 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:05,021 Requesting backup. 811 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,215 Get the fuck outta here. Go grab a rifle. 812 00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:11,383 The local sheriff shot and killed an armed assailant. 813 00:52:11,495 --> 00:52:14,987 We C-C'd. They opened fire. 814 00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:16,998 They shot Brooks. 815 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,590 The fucking church people! 816 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:22,367 They're heavy with AK's and TECs. 817 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:23,962 I need backup now! 818 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:29,841 You said this was gonna be a simple in-and-out, sir. 819 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,649 Simple just shit itself. 820 00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:40,554 Media, sir? 821 00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:44,255 The closest TV station's a hundred miles away. 822 00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:46,056 The local paper prints once a week. 823 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,824 Media's not a factor, sir. 824 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,472 Sir, that sounds like... 825 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,374 With all due respect, sir... 826 00:53:01,478 --> 00:53:04,606 maybe we should get the deputy assistant director on this call. 827 00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:07,942 Jesus Christ, there's kids in there, sir! 828 00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:10,747 Just give me another 10 minutes. I can open up a line... 829 00:53:13,290 --> 00:53:17,852 I'm gonna want something in writing to protect myself and my field office. 830 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,761 No, I'm gonna need something more substantial than your word for this. 831 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,998 Either I get a text, or an e-mail, or something official... 832 00:53:30,106 --> 00:53:32,370 I can stand behind or it's no-go. 833 00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:46,147 Get on the ground! Get on the ground now! 834 00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:50,591 Down! Who else is coming out that door, huh? 835 00:53:50,694 --> 00:53:52,594 - It's just me. - Bullshit! 836 00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,823 There's kids in there and I wanna get 'em out. 837 00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:08,638 Is that Group 2? Are they sending us more agents? 838 00:54:08,745 --> 00:54:11,043 The situation's been reclassified. 839 00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:14,774 We're to take down this domestic terrorist cell. 840 00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:17,250 - We fired on them first, Joe. - We didn't. 841 00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:19,345 That fat fucking asshole local. 842 00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:21,790 What are the orders? 843 00:54:24,127 --> 00:54:27,153 Hold on a second. We don't even know what the goddamn situation is in there. 844 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:30,563 Our intel is limited. We've had no fucking communication with them! 845 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,828 "Our investigation of the Five Point Church... 846 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,837 at Cooper's Dell has uncovered an extremely hostile... 847 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,669 domestic terrorist cell, heavily armed... 848 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:41,710 with intentions of bombing a local shopping mall this morning." 849 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,278 You're fucking kidding me! 850 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,541 "When we came with arrest warrants, they opened fire on us... 851 00:54:45,649 --> 00:54:47,844 killing the assistant special agent in charge... 852 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:51,717 leaving us no choice but to take the premises with deadly force." 853 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:54,819 Jesus Christ. 854 00:54:54,924 --> 00:54:57,950 There are women, and there are kids inside there, man. 855 00:54:58,061 --> 00:55:01,929 "In the resulting firefight, all suspects were killed." 856 00:55:06,536 --> 00:55:09,027 Give 'em the gas, then dynamic entry. 857 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,072 Joe, the suits ain't here. 858 00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:15,069 We're here, Joe. You're here. You can call this. 859 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:17,476 And then what, Harry? 860 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:19,810 The FBI takes over, and we look like assholes... 861 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:22,043 who can't do our jobs... again. 862 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:25,019 That's what happens the minute a single news van rolls up... 863 00:55:25,121 --> 00:55:27,885 and any one of these people walks out of there alive... 864 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,892 goes on CNN and says we're the bad guys. 865 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:33,758 Doesn't matter who the fuck's around to tell it to the goddamn news. 866 00:55:33,863 --> 00:55:37,060 That's exactly what we're gonna be... the fucking bad guys! 867 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,135 I got 18 years in. 868 00:55:39,235 --> 00:55:41,795 I'm not telling my wife she's gotta clip coupons till we're dead... 869 00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:44,840 'cause I couldn't follow a simple order, shitty as that order is. 870 00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,909 And we're not talking about Gandhi here. 871 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:49,205 I got a piece of Brooks's skull in my fucking knee. 872 00:55:49,312 --> 00:55:51,371 They're shooting at us with military ordnance. 873 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:53,642 These ain't a bunch of tweakers in a motel meth lab. 874 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,445 They are big bad eggs. 875 00:55:59,956 --> 00:56:02,186 Get your men ready for a breach. 876 00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:04,689 Sir, I've apprehended one of the suspects. 877 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,261 Unarmed girl, early 20s. 878 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,854 She's says she's the caretaker of the kids in the house. 879 00:56:08,965 --> 00:56:12,867 She says she wants to get the kids out the back without her people knowing. 880 00:56:12,969 --> 00:56:14,436 I think she's legit, sir. 881 00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:16,402 Requesting instructions. Over. 882 00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:24,071 This is a hostile domestic terrorist cell. 883 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,738 Use of deadly force is permitted. 884 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:29,916 - She's not even armed. Over. - We're not terrorists. 885 00:56:30,019 --> 00:56:32,351 Those are your goddamn orders. 886 00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:35,850 It's the wrong move, Joe. 887 00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:42,559 We're not terrorists. We're not. You can't do this. Please. 888 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,936 - No! We're not terrorists! - Stay back! Stay back! 889 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:56,102 Please, don't! Please! Oh, God. 890 00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:04,077 You need to take this gun and go back to the house, ma'am. 891 00:57:04,187 --> 00:57:06,018 - Run back to the house. - I don't want it. 892 00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:07,749 Take the gun and head back into the house! 893 00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:08,881 No! You're gonna shoot me! 894 00:57:08,992 --> 00:57:11,153 Take the fucking gun, bitch, and go to the house! 895 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,161 No! Oh, God! 896 00:57:15,565 --> 00:57:17,396 Get in there! 897 00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:23,000 Your daddy's dead. 898 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:25,699 This is how you respect his memory? 899 00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:28,870 By trying to run out on your family? 900 00:57:28,978 --> 00:57:32,175 No. Mama, they think we're terrorists. They're gonna kill us all. 901 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:33,977 Good. 902 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,847 Then I'll be in heaven with Caleb. 903 00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:39,148 Isn't that what you want? 904 00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:41,120 To be with your daddy and Jesus? 905 00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:44,352 But, Mama, what about Melanie and the babies? 906 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,793 Me and the babies, Mama. 907 00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:50,798 "How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a thankless child"! 908 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:56,202 You get down on your knees and pray for God's forgiveness! 909 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,176 When you get done with that... 910 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:03,336 you take this, come join your family up front. 911 00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:06,672 Come on, come on. 912 00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:18,318 - Like a good Christian. - Yeah. 913 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,207 They're trying to kill the children, Daddy. 914 00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:35,436 They're trying to kill us all, baby. 915 00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:40,273 I don't wanna live in this world no more. 916 00:58:41,951 --> 00:58:43,748 I wanna go toJesus. 917 00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:49,257 Well, baby... 918 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,826 if you die... 919 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:56,756 fighting an army of sodomite-protecting idolaters... 920 00:58:56,866 --> 00:59:00,700 I suspect the good Lord's gonna give you a mansion in his kingdom. 921 00:59:02,805 --> 00:59:05,933 You always know what to say to make me feel better, Daddy. 922 00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:12,570 "Now learn ye the parable of a fig tree." 923 00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:14,783 Yes. 924 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,352 Such as Matthew 24. 925 00:59:17,453 --> 00:59:19,785 "When his branch is yet tender... 926 00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:21,288 and putteth forth leaves... 927 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,288 know that summer is nigh." 928 00:59:25,828 --> 00:59:26,795 Well, baby... 929 00:59:28,665 --> 00:59:31,896 Iooks like summer's about as nigh as it ever gonna get. 930 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,632 Let's go. 931 01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:08,966 I shall see the face of the Lord... 932 01:00:09,072 --> 01:00:10,539 and the Lord's glory shall surely... 933 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,883 You're gonna be quiet, okay? 934 01:00:24,988 --> 01:00:26,649 I don't wanna shoot you, but I will. 935 01:00:29,092 --> 01:00:30,354 Okay? 936 01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:34,520 Okay. 937 01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:45,197 Are Travis and Billy-Ray dead? 938 01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:00,982 So what? You gonna fucking kill me? 939 01:01:01,090 --> 01:01:02,717 If you help me, I won't. 940 01:01:02,825 --> 01:01:05,055 Else I will, I swear. 941 01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:15,968 There's government agents outside... 942 01:01:16,072 --> 01:01:18,438 and they wanna come in here and kill my family. 943 01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:20,168 - Fucking good! - Will you shut up? 944 01:01:20,276 --> 01:01:22,369 I'm trying to save your life. 945 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:28,708 Those government people... they're gonna kill you too. 946 01:01:28,818 --> 01:01:31,651 They already shot your friend... 947 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:34,222 and they are gonna kill everyone in this house... 948 01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:36,723 'cause they screwed up what they came here to do. 949 01:01:36,826 --> 01:01:40,785 They're gonna kill us so that we can't tell on 'em. 950 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:44,089 They don't want any witnesses... 951 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,967 so they're gonna bust in here and shoot all of us... 952 01:01:49,072 --> 01:01:52,803 even my little brothers and my sister and my cousins. 953 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:56,403 But I can't let the babies get killed. 954 01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:58,605 I've done some bad things. 955 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:02,014 But if I let them babies get killed... 956 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:09,783 They don't know what we've been up to in here. 957 01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:14,192 If they did, they could just arrest us. 958 01:02:14,297 --> 01:02:16,162 They could put us on trial... 959 01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:20,497 and then the Zionist media would make heroes out of'em. 960 01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:23,071 But they are gonna need witnesses... 961 01:02:24,707 --> 01:02:26,436 and that's you. 962 01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:29,437 That's you. 963 01:02:31,347 --> 01:02:34,805 So, if you and me... 964 01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:38,683 we can get out there without gettin' killed... 965 01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:41,780 we can tell 'em what's really goin' on in the chapel. 966 01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:45,088 We do that, and they can't kill the babies. 967 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,139 Sara, baby. 968 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,436 Gimme some sweet tea, will you? 969 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:20,886 - You want me to save your life? - No, no. 970 01:03:23,032 --> 01:03:24,966 You want me to save your life? 971 01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:30,403 You killed my fucking friends. 972 01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:34,169 It's not me I care about so much as I care about the kids. 973 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:39,875 My cousin's kid ain't but three years old and my little sis... 974 01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:46,145 My little sister's only eight. 975 01:03:56,065 --> 01:03:57,396 Fuck you. 976 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,867 You think they're gonna believe that you weren't one of us? 977 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:04,997 They won't even give you the chance to tell 'em before they put one in your head. 978 01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:10,602 'Cause once they get inside here that is exactly what they're gonna do. 979 01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:14,073 You think I give a shit? 980 01:04:18,187 --> 01:04:20,178 Fuck you... 981 01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:22,052 and your stupid family. 982 01:04:22,158 --> 01:04:25,321 My two best friends are fucking dead. 983 01:04:25,428 --> 01:04:28,192 So you know what? Why don't you just go on and kill me too? 984 01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:31,698 You can take that gun and just fucking kill me too. 985 01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,462 Just put a bullet in my fucking head... 986 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:37,130 because that's what I've been waiting for since you tied me to a fucking cross! 987 01:04:38,674 --> 01:04:40,335 Cheyenne! 988 01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,144 Please. 989 01:04:43,913 --> 01:04:46,381 Yeah, I bet Billy-Ray said please too. 990 01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,141 And they still killed him. 991 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:52,884 So fuck you. 992 01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:55,116 And if you wanna save your precious fucking babies... 993 01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:57,749 why don't you suck a fucking rescue outta my dick, bitch? 994 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:00,995 What? 995 01:05:01,097 --> 01:05:03,122 You get away from her, you heathen! 996 01:05:03,232 --> 01:05:05,894 - Get the fuck off me! - You! 997 01:05:06,002 --> 01:05:08,436 Mama, please! Mama, stop it! 998 01:05:08,537 --> 01:05:11,563 - Mama, please! Mama! - Get off! 999 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:16,606 - You damn heathen! - Get the fuck off me! 1000 01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:18,475 What are you trying to do to her? 1001 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,448 Trying to get what you came for? What did you do to my girl? 1002 01:05:21,550 --> 01:05:22,676 Mama! 1003 01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:26,177 What's the matter with you, girl? 1004 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,615 What's got over you? 1005 01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:33,092 Will you put that gun down? His friends killed your daddy. 1006 01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,459 If we just confess, they can't kill the babies. 1007 01:05:59,088 --> 01:06:01,022 No, don't go anywhere! 1008 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,900 There's men outside and they aim to kill us. 1009 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:24,468 So you take everybody up to the attic, okay? 1010 01:06:24,580 --> 01:06:27,845 You barricade the door. Okay? 1011 01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:29,542 What'd you do? 1012 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,246 You do it! You get 'em up there, goddamn it! 1013 01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:35,153 - You do it right now! - What did you do, Cheyenne? 1014 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:38,420 - Go! - Mama! 1015 01:06:38,527 --> 01:06:40,995 Mommy! Mommy! 1016 01:06:43,632 --> 01:06:45,224 Is Mama dead? 1017 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:50,805 Listen. 1018 01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:57,640 You go on with Maggie and the other kids upstairs now, okay? 1019 01:06:57,747 --> 01:07:01,945 You go up to the attic and you stay there until I come get you. 1020 01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:06,886 You don't open that door for nobody else but me, okay? You understand? 1021 01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:09,283 Okay, you go on now. 1022 01:07:09,392 --> 01:07:10,859 Quick, like a bunny. 1023 01:07:22,571 --> 01:07:24,038 Stevie, go! 1024 01:07:30,646 --> 01:07:32,204 Go, go, go! 1025 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:46,122 Cocksuckers! 1026 01:08:10,519 --> 01:08:11,781 Mordechai! 1027 01:08:11,887 --> 01:08:15,152 Top of the crown! Top of the crown! 1028 01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:29,032 The Lord is our shepherd. 1029 01:08:29,972 --> 01:08:31,963 The Lord is my shepherd. 1030 01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:03,737 Team, get ready to flank! 1031 01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:29,091 No! 1032 01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:05,199 - Freeze! Drop your weapon! - Look, don't shoot. I'm a hostage, okay? 1033 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:08,532 - We need to talk to who's in charge. - Drop the fucking gun! 1034 01:10:08,637 --> 01:10:10,605 You don't have to do this. 1035 01:10:10,706 --> 01:10:11,968 Get back. 1036 01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:14,599 There's enough evidence to put us all away for life. 1037 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:16,143 - Don't move! - Get back, all right? 1038 01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:18,736 There's babies in the attic! 1039 01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:23,018 No! 1040 01:10:26,689 --> 01:10:28,156 You all right? 1041 01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:43,096 What the fuck was that? 1042 01:11:04,727 --> 01:11:07,355 Yes, sir! 1043 01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:11,194 Yes, sir! He's calling us home! 1044 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:12,824 Come on, come on! 1045 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:16,427 Come on, children! Come on! 1046 01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:23,503 Everywhere, everywhere 1047 01:11:24,179 --> 01:11:26,670 Drop the artillery! 1048 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:53,036 There be no need for that anymore. 1049 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,235 Where's that sound coming from? 1050 01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:57,642 "And the four angels were loosed... 1051 01:11:57,746 --> 01:12:01,773 which were prepared for an hour and a day... 1052 01:12:01,884 --> 01:12:04,375 and a month and a year... 1053 01:12:04,486 --> 01:12:06,852 to slay a third of men." 1054 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:11,052 Hear ye! 1055 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,095 His sacred call to arms! 1056 01:12:14,196 --> 01:12:17,688 The heavenly trumpets sound his name! 1057 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,428 The one true God comes to rapture! 1058 01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:23,096 His faithful slay the wicked... 1059 01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:27,539 and send this evil world straight to hell! 1060 01:12:29,645 --> 01:12:32,239 Enough! Enough, goddamn it! Enough! 1061 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,612 Wait a minute! Just wait a minute, everybody. 1062 01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:39,913 No more fire and brimstone, preacher! 1063 01:12:41,490 --> 01:12:43,185 What does that sound mean? 1064 01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,021 Well, boy... 1065 01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:50,728 there ain't nothing left but fire and brimstone. 1066 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,800 Can't you hear? 1067 01:12:53,402 --> 01:12:54,892 Can't you hear? 1068 01:12:57,172 --> 01:13:00,232 This is the Lord's day of judgment. 1069 01:13:01,510 --> 01:13:03,671 Four trumpet blasts. 1070 01:13:03,779 --> 01:13:05,804 The seals have been opened... 1071 01:13:05,914 --> 01:13:08,576 and the horsemen dispatched. 1072 01:13:08,684 --> 01:13:10,652 Three more blasts... 1073 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:16,214 and he closes the book on this wicked, wicked world! 1074 01:13:16,325 --> 01:13:19,590 - Praise His name! - Praise His name! 1075 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,219 So come on! 1076 01:13:22,197 --> 01:13:24,131 Come on, G-man. 1077 01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:26,932 "G" for "Godless." 1078 01:13:27,035 --> 01:13:29,094 "G" for "government." 1079 01:13:29,204 --> 01:13:30,899 Come on. 1080 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:32,906 Come on. Shoot me. 1081 01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:35,442 Shoot me, you bootlicking... 1082 01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:39,173 flag-worshipping heathen! 1083 01:13:39,281 --> 01:13:43,342 Shoot me! It only hastens my reward in eternity. 1084 01:13:43,452 --> 01:13:47,786 Shoot me! Shoot me! 1085 01:13:55,664 --> 01:13:58,155 And then what happened? 1086 01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:00,360 Special Agent Keenan? 1087 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:03,361 Special Agent Keenan? 1088 01:14:03,472 --> 01:14:04,939 What happened? 1089 01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:09,743 I subdued the suspect... 1090 01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:11,437 with a head butt. 1091 01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:15,710 - A head butt? - Yes, sir. The suspect was standing... 1092 01:14:16,718 --> 01:14:18,845 unnaturally close. 1093 01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:24,058 And then the trumpet blast sounded three more times, and a fourth and a fifth. 1094 01:14:24,159 --> 01:14:26,593 By then it was pretty clear the rapture wasn't going to happen. 1095 01:14:26,695 --> 01:14:30,825 So we rounded up the remaining Five Pointers. 1096 01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:32,560 On the record, Agent Keenan... 1097 01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:35,068 this inquiry commends you for peaceably containing... 1098 01:14:35,170 --> 01:14:37,001 a potentially explosive situation. 1099 01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:39,573 But, off the record... 1100 01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:42,473 you disobeyed a direct order from a superior, Joe. 1101 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,640 I did. 1102 01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:49,979 And I have no excuse that's gonna mean anything here. 1103 01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:55,551 Yeah. Yeah. 1104 01:15:10,138 --> 01:15:12,834 Well, it is the finding of this inquiry... 1105 01:15:12,941 --> 01:15:15,000 that Special Agent Joseph Keenan be relieved... 1106 01:15:15,110 --> 01:15:17,578 as head of Field Office 263. 1107 01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:20,341 He's to be placed on one-week leave without pay... 1108 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:22,246 after which time he'll report to the Washington office... 1109 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,751 for reassignment in the District. 1110 01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:28,422 I'm getting promoted? 1111 01:15:33,095 --> 01:15:34,653 You're still gonna kill him. 1112 01:15:34,763 --> 01:15:37,163 The United States government doesn't kill people, Agent Keenan... 1113 01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:39,234 in or out of custody. 1114 01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:47,337 Of course we're gonna kill him, Joe. 1115 01:15:47,442 --> 01:15:48,909 We're gonna kill him with kindness. 1116 01:15:49,011 --> 01:15:52,208 - You're gonna let him go to trial? - Oh, come on. 1117 01:15:52,314 --> 01:15:55,442 - What is this, September 10, 2001? - Patriot Act, bitch. 1118 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:58,645 We can plant him forever, okay? Without a trial. 1119 01:15:58,754 --> 01:16:01,917 Never show him the light of day, let alone a TV camera or a microphone. 1120 01:16:02,024 --> 01:16:03,048 How... 1121 01:16:03,158 --> 01:16:05,388 What do you think we've been doing the last 10 years? 1122 01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:08,486 Yeah. It's terrorism, Joe. Okay? 1123 01:16:08,597 --> 01:16:12,328 If you kill an American because of a religious belief, you are a terrorist... 1124 01:16:12,434 --> 01:16:14,732 and terrorists get locked the fuck up. 1125 01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:17,930 If it's all so easy to put these people away for life... 1126 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,837 why was I given those orders? 1127 01:16:22,544 --> 01:16:23,568 Truth? 1128 01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:27,681 - 'Cause fuck people like this. - They're animals. 1129 01:16:27,783 --> 01:16:29,410 I mean, don't get me wrong. Jesus saves. 1130 01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:33,181 He ain't gonna save Abin Cooper from a fuck-load of prison rape. 1131 01:16:33,288 --> 01:16:36,257 Daily shtuppings by Coke-can cocks. 1132 01:16:36,358 --> 01:16:38,087 Savor that irony, Joe. 1133 01:16:41,897 --> 01:16:43,364 Hey, what was it? 1134 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:47,232 - The trumpet blast. - Pardon? 1135 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:50,032 The trumpet blast... What was it really? 1136 01:16:50,138 --> 01:16:52,038 Oh, that. 1137 01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:53,630 Some new neighbors... 1138 01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:57,439 these eco kids from the university with a compost collective... 1139 01:16:57,546 --> 01:17:02,540 they got an acre off the ass end of the Five Point property, other side of the hill. 1140 01:17:02,651 --> 01:17:05,848 Abin's been giving 'em a bunch of guff because of the smell of the compost. 1141 01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:08,946 - Was it bad? - Gets so you can taste it. 1142 01:17:10,025 --> 01:17:12,550 But Abin's been harassing these kids... 1143 01:17:12,661 --> 01:17:14,458 sending some of his bigger boys over... 1144 01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:16,463 to bitch at first... 1145 01:17:16,565 --> 01:17:18,658 maybe break a window or two. 1146 01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:20,598 Then I guess they went old-school... 1147 01:17:20,702 --> 01:17:24,900 Lots of sugar in gas tanks, burning bags of dog shit. 1148 01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:27,635 - College kids. - No, that was Cooper and his church. 1149 01:17:27,743 --> 01:17:30,678 The eco kids never so much as called the cops. 1150 01:17:30,779 --> 01:17:32,337 They... 1151 01:17:33,448 --> 01:17:35,416 They got creative instead. 1152 01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:39,317 They thought it'd be funny to take a page out of Revelations... 1153 01:17:39,421 --> 01:17:42,413 and get Cooper and his family's hopes up with the trumpets. 1154 01:17:43,725 --> 01:17:49,220 So they got this big-ass, rusty old siren... 1155 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:51,925 from a firehouse that just got a new one. 1156 01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:56,835 The fire chief said they could have the damn thing as long as they carted it off. 1157 01:17:56,938 --> 01:17:58,701 It's big as a Mini Cooper. 1158 01:17:58,807 --> 01:18:01,901 So they truck this thing down to their compost collective... 1159 01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:05,776 they put it in a barn, they hook it up to an iPod of all things... 1160 01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:08,349 and they played these single-note trumpet blasts... 1161 01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,281 that they pulled off the Internet. 1162 01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,717 And they had no idea that you were even there. 1163 01:18:15,290 --> 01:18:16,757 It was just dumb luck. 1164 01:18:23,732 --> 01:18:27,099 Oh, those eco kids with the compost collective? 1165 01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:30,895 Turns out it was a cover for a marijuana grow-house. 1166 01:18:31,006 --> 01:18:32,906 They're being booked right now. 1167 01:18:33,008 --> 01:18:35,476 But considering how they probably saved a bunch more lives... 1168 01:18:35,577 --> 01:18:37,374 Yeah, yeah. I'll write a letter. 1169 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:39,804 Yeah. 1170 01:18:40,782 --> 01:18:42,249 Hey, Joe. 1171 01:18:44,486 --> 01:18:46,283 Really... 1172 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,322 why did you shine the direct? 1173 01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:57,994 My grandma on my mother's side... 1174 01:18:59,101 --> 01:19:01,763 she had these two dogs, pure bloodhounds... 1175 01:19:03,205 --> 01:19:05,196 both came up the same litter. 1176 01:19:05,307 --> 01:19:10,404 She kept them and gave the rest away to the neighbors. 1177 01:19:10,512 --> 01:19:13,970 Both known each other since they had shit in their eyes. 1178 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:17,643 Neither one ever treated any better than the other one. 1179 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:20,244 Gentlest dogs you'd ever care to meet. 1180 01:19:22,390 --> 01:19:24,153 So anyway... 1181 01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:27,626 Thanksgiving of my ninth year, these two old dogs are trailing me around... 1182 01:19:27,729 --> 01:19:32,792 'cause they know the score... I'm a animal lover who never finishes his supper. 1183 01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:35,392 So right before I get up from the table... 1184 01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:38,632 I toss these two old-timers a turkey leg... 1185 01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:40,605 attached to a hunk of cartilage. 1186 01:19:43,245 --> 01:19:45,770 And it was like they'd never met. 1187 01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:48,145 They went at each other so ferociously... 1188 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:52,084 all tooth and claw and jugular... 1189 01:19:52,187 --> 01:19:54,815 They forgot anything they ever had in common... 1190 01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:59,383 and scrapped like that discard decided between their standing and dying. 1191 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:10,738 People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. 1192 01:20:14,142 --> 01:20:17,600 But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe. 1193 01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:21,843 I see the face ofJesus 1194 01:20:21,950 --> 01:20:25,044 On my way tonight 1195 01:20:29,424 --> 01:20:34,828 He says to me Old sinner, come on in 1196 01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:40,991 I see the face ofJesus 1197 01:20:42,637 --> 01:20:45,071 In that great white light 1198 01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,811 And my savior makes me whole again 1199 01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:57,785 In his shining eyes... 1200 01:20:59,454 --> 01:21:02,014 In his shining eyes... 1201 01:21:03,225 --> 01:21:05,056 I see the promise... 1202 01:21:07,229 --> 01:21:10,198 of all forgiveness that sets you free. 1203 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,800 I see the face of Jesus... 1204 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,672 on my way this night. 1205 01:21:22,344 --> 01:21:27,008 And my savior's light to comfort me 1206 01:21:27,115 --> 01:21:28,878 Shut the fuck up! 91887