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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,840 This is a story of the past... 2 00:00:38,940 --> 00:00:40,441 and the future. 3 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:44,637 We will come to the future, but first, the past. 4 00:00:47,949 --> 00:00:50,451 Here we have the Earl of Warwick. 5 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,920 We can see by his petulantly arched brow... 6 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,648 that he is not en route to a good deed. 7 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,401 Mmm. 8 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,403 Obey! 9 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,300 Enchanted... 10 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:17,378 Do you wish to live, old witch? 11 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:21,816 You have committed grave crimes against God and your king, have you not? 12 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,050 - Have mercy, my lord. - Silence. 13 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,052 The Frenchman Count Thibault of Malfete... 14 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:27,955 shall wed Lady Rosalind, the daughter of our king. 15 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,757 I desire that woman. 16 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,351 Hmm. 17 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,331 I alone am fit to take her hand. 18 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:42,303 And her castle, lands, the riches that are her dowry. 19 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,139 Thou art not as stupid as thou art hideous, old hag. 20 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,241 Tomorrow night... 21 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:50,538 the king shall feast the arrival of the count. 22 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,249 I want the count dead before the feast is over. 23 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,918 A small fortune in gold... 24 00:01:57,018 --> 00:02:00,488 awaits the sorceress who doth my bidding. 25 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,856 Not so fast. 26 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:05,159 How shall I know thy magic is sufficient to the task? 27 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,461 Does thou find proof enough in this? 28 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,625 Aah! 29 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,727 That will do! 30 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,886 Take it, witch! 31 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,900 Was that proof enough, my lord? 32 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,702 Come to the king's castle tomorrow night... 33 00:02:47,802 --> 00:02:49,136 and carry out my plan. 34 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:52,933 If you fail... you will be burned. 35 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,044 Ohh! 36 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,784 Our hero, of course, knew none of this. 37 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,653 He was safely in his entourage... 38 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,322 traveling, he thought, to his wedding. 39 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,392 Here he is... the Count of Malfete. 40 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:14,261 He is also a duke, a baron, and a lord. 41 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,932 A nobleman, plagued by only those small things... 42 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,800 which inconvenience a knight... 43 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,236 the permanent presence of his sisters... 44 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,404 his mother and father... 45 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,740 and, as all knights must endure... 46 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,609 an idiot servant, Andre... 47 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,244 whose smell made people faint... 48 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,879 a considerable achievement... 49 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,781 among a population who never bathed. 50 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,178 Down, peasant! 51 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,558 The duke, or Thibault... 52 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,594 as his subjects were not allowed to call him... 53 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:47,828 was joyous. 54 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:51,232 The long-awaited day of his marriage had come at last. 55 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:54,702 What have we got here? Another lot of bloody royal bastards? 56 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,838 Must be that French duke come to marry the king's daughter. 57 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:58,839 Mind the forest! 58 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,810 There be dragons who'll make dinner from your bones in there! 59 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:07,615 Andre loved and protected his master. 60 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,750 Master! Master! 61 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,752 The forest... it is haunted! 62 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,722 Thibault responded. 63 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:17,807 Thank you, master. 64 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,328 With every step... 65 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,665 he came closer to the castle of his beloved. 66 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,635 He hoped he would be with her soon... 67 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,937 for rare was the journey in which Thibault... 68 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,840 did not have to stop and rescue someone. 69 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,306 This was no exception... 70 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,447 For like his ancestors... 71 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,816 he lived by an ancient family rule... 72 00:04:41,916 --> 00:04:43,617 A woman in distress! 73 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,119 The only one he knew. 74 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,720 Aah! Aah! 75 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,988 Beware, sire. 76 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,791 Courage was more than a duty. 77 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,483 Courage was his creed. 78 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:04,826 Aah! 79 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:09,110 Andre! Join your master! 80 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:12,441 I'm talking to you! Go, go! Stupid peasant! 81 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:20,015 Sire! Behind you! 82 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,078 Ohh! 83 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,863 Naturally... 84 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:30,397 Courage is our creed! 85 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,466 He was invincible. 86 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,038 Except he was not invincible... 87 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,874 against witchcraft. 88 00:05:39,974 --> 00:05:42,543 For this would be his last victory... 89 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,975 in this millennium. 90 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:53,743 Afternoon, sir. 91 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,187 I hear a rumor... 92 00:06:26,287 --> 00:06:28,722 thou art marrying tomorrow, my lord. 93 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,391 I have heard this rumor. 94 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,926 I have also heard... 95 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:36,230 the bride is the most beautiful in all of England. 96 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,598 But it is not true. 97 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,567 - It is not? - No. 98 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,436 Am I not the most beautiful bride... 99 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,338 in all of England? 100 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:47,141 No. Wait. 101 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,643 The most beautiful bride... 102 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,438 in all the world. 103 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,821 Wear this for me, Thibault. 104 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,389 Wear it against thine heart. 105 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,953 Thou shalt always be true. 106 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:14,068 Lady Rosalind. 107 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,170 Thou shalt not disgrace thyself... 108 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,601 before the wedding. 109 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,398 I must hide and dress for the banquet. 110 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,224 Ooh ooh ohh! 111 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,303 Sire, your bride looks like a gorgeous sparrow. 112 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,472 Silence, you impudent peasant. 113 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,874 Show respect to your future mistress. 114 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,771 Yes, master. 115 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,549 Ah! Thank you, my lord. 116 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,468 Quite so, Your Majesty. 117 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,575 When our lady drinks her wine... 118 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,078 her eyes will fill with hellish visions. 119 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,747 The count will appear as a hideous beast. 120 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:38,852 Then my magic will compel her to kill him. Ha ha ha. 121 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:44,491 My dear friends and noble guests. 122 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:48,529 Thibault, Count of Malfete and Papincourt... 123 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:53,167 I hereby declare this castle a wedding present. 124 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,202 Hear ye! 125 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,605 Your Majesty, in every way that I am able... 126 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,808 I will serve my beautiful lady... 127 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,844 and do honor to thy kingdom. 128 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:12,286 Drink of my cup... and you will know my thoughts. 129 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,479 And thou wilt know mine. 130 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,134 My lord? 131 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,103 - Ah! - Thibault! 132 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:30,830 My lord! 133 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,118 What is it, Thibault? 134 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,723 This is not the kind of behavior... 135 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,726 What is happening to you, my son? 136 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,329 Are you crazy? Drunk? 137 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,664 Count Thibault, this is no way to behave... 138 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,333 in an English court! 139 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,957 Beasts from Hell! 140 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:07,074 Ohh! That is my mother! 141 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,842 Thibault, that is my mother! 142 00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:13,280 Demon! 143 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,139 Oh, no! 144 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:24,258 No! What have I done? 145 00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:27,816 It is not me. It is witchcraft! 146 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,556 Andre, find me a wizard! 147 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,636 France must pay for this treachery. 148 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,930 Find me a wizard! 149 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:52,052 Have pity on a poor condemned man. 150 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,189 We are here for the last rites. 151 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,404 My lord! We have to hurry. 152 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,473 What wizard is this? 153 00:11:12,573 --> 00:11:16,031 He's English, my lord. But his magic is very good. 154 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,280 Your bloody Earl of Warwick did this to me. 155 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,082 Indeed he did. 156 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,319 And he'd have me, too, if he knew that I was here. 157 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,421 I beg you, my sire. Let him save you. 158 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,157 Can you bring my lady back from the dead? 159 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,059 I can reanimate her corpse... 160 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,760 but I don't think that my lord... 161 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,697 would like the way she looks... or smells. 162 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,902 There is another way. 163 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,310 Time is like a mountain. 164 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,647 Riddled with tunnels. 165 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,783 I can open one of these tunnels for thee... 166 00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,614 and return thee to the moment before the murder. 167 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,587 If thy will is strong enough. 168 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,432 Don't you think this priest has had enough time? 169 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,258 Hurry up, Father. 170 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,143 Unlock this door! Now! 171 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,346 Drink this potion, my lord... 172 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,417 and thou shalt descend into the Mountain of Time. 173 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,287 Ohh! It smells awful. 174 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,821 You should not drink that. 175 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,958 What if you become a frog, or goat's feet? 176 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,027 You are right. 177 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,929 Drink first, bastard. 178 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:45,432 And if you die, I will avenge your death. 179 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,693 What are you doing in there? 180 00:12:54,675 --> 00:12:56,006 Open this door! 181 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,479 Open this door! 182 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,883 It tastes like the shit of the pork. 183 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,318 And he should know. 184 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,124 Ohh. 185 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,494 Per Horus et per Ra... 186 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,790 Et per Salem... 187 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,771 invictus... 188 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,036 Ducere! 189 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,966 I forgot the grouse eggs. 190 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,468 Oh, it's a disaster. 191 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:57,971 I've lost them in the corridors of Time. 192 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,972 Open this door! Open this door! 193 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,931 Wow. Cool! 194 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,066 This is cool. 195 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,468 This is pretty cool, yeah. Look at them! 196 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,770 Shh. 197 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,506 See the peasant sleeping on the floor? 198 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,508 In those days, people didn't think... 199 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,743 that peasants deserved any better than that... 200 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:40,247 and they were considered the property of their masters. 201 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:44,184 Now, the boss of this peasant is the knight. 202 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,388 See how beautiful the knight's clothing is? 203 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,625 Miss Rodett, that one is hot, and it just snorted! 204 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,429 Now, Tammy, that's impossible because they're just mannequins... 205 00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,097 and mannequins don't snort. 206 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,799 Well, that one just did. 207 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,269 No, because they're not real. 208 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,462 They're just like... dolls. 209 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,176 Ah! Oh, shit! 210 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,911 What are you doing in my chamber? 211 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,327 Your chamber... 212 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,157 has been cleaved in half, my lord. 213 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,968 This is not the castle! 214 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,404 What? 215 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,475 Oh, look at this, my sire! 216 00:15:41,575 --> 00:15:44,311 It is Satanic! 217 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,679 Ohh. 218 00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:52,486 This is Hell, and we are condemned souls. 219 00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:55,689 Come. We shall find the prince of this netherworld... 220 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,381 and beg his mercy. 221 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,193 Wait for me, my lord! 222 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,598 Dr. Brady, come quick. 223 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:08,368 Two guys with swords and armor... 224 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,837 Miller, you're always overreacting. 225 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,773 Now, relax. 226 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,608 There's absolutely no need to... 227 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,311 Police are on their way. 228 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,314 Peasant, please. 229 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,316 Show me the way out of this prince castle! 230 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,484 Yes! 231 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,787 - Pee-yoo! - Out this way. 232 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:29,356 - They stink! - Have a nice day. 233 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,358 - Bye. Good luck. - Wait! 234 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,561 Peasant! Wait! Stop! 235 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,887 What is this? The Gates of Hell! 236 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,526 Look at its eyes of fire! 237 00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,832 Dragon! It's a red dragon! 238 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,000 Attack! 239 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,658 What the hell are you doing? 240 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,764 Take that, beast! 241 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,696 We have killed it! 242 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,924 Ah, yes. It is no longer breathing. 243 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,369 God is punishing us for practicing the Black Arts. 244 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,307 Let us pray for forgiveness. 245 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,083 Heavenly Father, forgive us our sins. 246 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,454 We are so, so, so, so, so... so sorry. 247 00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:14,895 - Dr. Brady? - Ah, Julia. This is Julia Malfete... 248 00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:16,963 who heads up the Medieval Art department. 249 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,566 She donated the famous 12th century castle exhibit. 250 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,569 Julia designed the exhibit where we found the two men. 251 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,905 That stuff right there is the result of the body search. 252 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,974 The big guy had the gold coins... 253 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:30,744 the sword, the shield, and that ring. 254 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:33,380 The little guy had the salt pork... 255 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,814 the sausage, the dagger... 256 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,487 a molar. 257 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:43,657 And that box... which he probably stole. 258 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,358 Not from us. 259 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,160 Most thieves take valuable things. 260 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,962 They usually don't bring them. 261 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,630 This is a Gothic pixis... 262 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,099 the kind of design they were making in Canterbury... 263 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,367 at the end of the 12th century. 264 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,369 It has emeralds and rubies. 265 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,705 Why did the two men sleep here? 266 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,206 They could've booked a suite at the Ritz. 267 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,275 So, you said that you got these out of their pockets? 268 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,610 That's right. 269 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,845 Except the sausage. 270 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,848 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 271 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,610 This stamp ring is fantastic. 272 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,722 My family's coat of arms. 273 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,120 Sergeant, can I meet these thieves? 274 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,194 Master, I'm hungry. 275 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,029 My tummy rumbles like a beast. 276 00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,266 How can you think of food after such tragedy? 277 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,500 Yes. 278 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,559 What I would not give to see once more my precious... 279 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,342 My lord! Look, she's alive! 280 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,244 Rosalind. My fair Rosalind. 281 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,982 My bride. My ravishing flower. 282 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,117 Mistress! My mistress! 283 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,352 What are you doing? 284 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,754 It is a miracle. A miracle. 285 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,022 Do I know you? 286 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,124 Do you not recognize me, my lady? 287 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,994 I am the Count of Malfete and Papincourt... 288 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,195 the Duke of Anjou. 289 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,565 I am your faithful Thibault. 290 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,066 You're who? 291 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:04,337 And I am Andre le Pate, valet of the count. 292 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,173 Please, forgive me for what I did to you... 293 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,274 my dear Rosalind. 294 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:12,412 My name isn't Rosalind. It's Julia. 295 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,147 No! You are my Rosalind. 296 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,884 The lock of hair you gave me on our wedding day. 297 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,554 I carry it over my heart. 298 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,986 Please, my love, see for yourself. 299 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,728 You see? 300 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,232 It is the color of wheat on a summer's day. 301 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,527 The color of candlelight. 302 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,136 It is your own. 303 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:40,874 Stop this! 304 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,575 - That's enough! - Rosalind! 305 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,277 You'll be safer outside! 306 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,980 Do not leave me! Do not be afraid! 307 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,607 You don't want to see this. 308 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,386 Courage is our creed! 309 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,122 Courage is our creed! 310 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,717 Wait, stop! I know this man! 311 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,430 "Courage is our creed." 312 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,265 That's our family motto. 313 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,333 This man is my cousin. 314 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:12,739 It's in here. You see, I thought he was dead. 315 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:16,943 He disappeared when a storm... 316 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,546 capsized his yacht during the Admiral's Cup. 317 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,681 They never recovered his body... 318 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,217 so, of course, declared him dead. 319 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,020 He was a very distant French cousin of mine... 320 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,623 but as the last living Malfete, I inherited his estate. 321 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,359 If he's your cousin, what do you want me to do with him? 322 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,427 Sire... 323 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:38,098 Why does Lady Rosalind call herself Julia... 324 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,224 and allow us to be beaten and chained? 325 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,110 Peasant... 326 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,712 this is not our time. 327 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,349 The wizard did not send us into the past. 328 00:21:56,449 --> 00:22:00,353 He sent us into the next millennium. 329 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:05,625 We are thirty generations removed from Malfete. 330 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:09,729 Julia is not my beloved. 331 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,499 She's my descendant. 332 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,534 Descendant? 333 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,136 Amber, it's Julia. 334 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,898 Could you get me Hunter? It's important. 335 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,707 That rabbit of yours is on the phone again. 336 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,215 Hey, bunny. What's up? 337 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,417 Thibault Malfete just showed up at the museum. 338 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:33,286 Thibault Malfete? 339 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:36,489 That's impossible. Isn't he supposed to be... 340 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,324 - I know. - Are you sure it's him? 341 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,726 He looks exactly like his photos. 342 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,728 Hunter, he quoted the family motto. 343 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,031 Does he know yet that we're selling his entire estate? 344 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,833 Well, it's hard to say what he knows. 345 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,369 He's a little strange. 346 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,371 Hunter, this is terrible. 347 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,039 I mean, it's wonderful that he's alive... 348 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,408 but it's terrible that we started to sell the estate. 349 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,410 Oh, God, I feel awful. 350 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,778 The English courts declared him dead. 351 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,446 We're well within our legal rights. 352 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,882 How were we supposed to know he was still alive? 353 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,851 Has he mentioned anything about money? 354 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,452 Money? 355 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,755 How can you worry about money at a time like this? 356 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,256 No, I'm just worrying about you. 357 00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:13,726 You don't handle surprises well. Where is your cousin now? 358 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,863 He and this friend of his are downstairs with security. 359 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,731 Why don't we bring them home with us tonight? 360 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,568 He's family after all. We want to be hospitable. 361 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,036 You're wonderful. 362 00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,038 I'll pick you all up in about five minutes. 363 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,273 Love ya. Bye, bunny. 364 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,840 Bye, big bear. 365 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,313 Oh, my God. Thibault Malfete's still alive. 366 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,814 This is a disaster. 367 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,849 Blah, blah, blah. 368 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,320 You're pouting. 369 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,055 I hate it when you call her bunny. 370 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,824 You, my dear, are so much hotter than a bunny. 371 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:48,628 My God, look at yourself. You're a tigress. 372 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,305 Lady Julia, there has been a terrible mistake. 373 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,041 I'm so sorry. We thought you were dead. 374 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:06,446 Dead? No, the wizard was a fool, but not a killer. 375 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,448 He only sent us the wrong way. 376 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:09,449 Excuse me? 377 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,751 We fell into the Mountain of Time. 378 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,152 Wow. 379 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,154 I must return to my time to prevent... 380 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,856 a great tragedy to our family. 381 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,058 I ask for your assistance. 382 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,761 I'll do whatever I can. 383 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:27,994 Ohh! 384 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:36,025 - Awful. - Ohh. 385 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:50,180 Whoa! 386 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,062 We must not go out! 387 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,595 What... what are you doing? 388 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:04,637 What are you doing? No, we have to wait outside. 389 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,473 Hunter can't park here. We have to wait for him. 390 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,142 Oh, my God. 391 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,643 Bloody coward. 392 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,377 We have to... 393 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,410 Those boys are lost. 394 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,289 I must go and retrieve them. 395 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:26,656 Ah! 396 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,670 Aah! 397 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,013 This is England? 398 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,514 - No... - Meat! 399 00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:50,083 This is Chicago. 400 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:52,352 Meat, meat, meat! 401 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:53,753 This is the United States. 402 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,089 Meat! 403 00:25:56,189 --> 00:25:58,691 The last I remember was in Sussex, England... 404 00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,926 in my castle chambers. 405 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,627 You don't remember anything since then? 406 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:02,762 No. 407 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,697 Do you think maybe you've suffered... 408 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,766 some sort of memory loss from the accident? 409 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,303 Yes! After I drank the potion, I remember nothing. 410 00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,504 - Onions? - All of them! 411 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,540 All right. You like to eat hot dogs, huh? 412 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,909 I like to eat every kind of dog. 413 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,144 Now, what are you doing? 414 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,779 - Aargh! - Leave the dogs! 415 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,447 No, no, no. Stop it! 416 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:22,448 Please, stop. 417 00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:25,051 I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry. 418 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,786 He's French. 419 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,751 Yeah. Very. 420 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:36,262 Hi, honey. 421 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,564 The situation's much worse than I thought. 422 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:40,131 What are you talking about? 423 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,336 Bonjour. 424 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:46,506 Holy shit. 425 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:51,344 Hunter, this is Thibault Malfete. 426 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,013 Thibault, this is my fiancé, Hunter. 427 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,148 Pleased to meet you. 428 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,617 - Are you noble? - No. Sorry. 429 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,419 But I can certainly tell that you are. 430 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:02,889 And this is Andre, Thibault's assistant. 431 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,190 Hello, big nose. 432 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,826 Run behind the chariot, peasant. 433 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:07,827 Yes, master! 434 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,829 He can't run behind the car. 435 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:13,633 - He cannot ride. He's not noble. - Yes, but he has to ride in the car. 436 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,269 - He's very fast. - We're taking the freeway. 437 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:19,705 - You can run 70 miles an hour? - I have good boots. 438 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,542 No. You must sit in the car, please. 439 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,111 - I am fast. - I'm sure you are. 440 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,646 I'd love to see you run sometime. 441 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:29,078 - Obey. - Yes, my lord. 442 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,453 Do you want some dog? 443 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,999 Too fast. 444 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:49,735 Are you OK, Mr. Pate? 445 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:53,072 Ohh. Too fast! 446 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,608 Honey, could you slow down just a little bit? 447 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,410 I'm going 22 miles an hour. 448 00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,740 Yes, I know. Could you try going 21? 449 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:07,019 Hey, what's the matter with you? 450 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,254 You don't know how to drive? 451 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,322 Go. 452 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,283 What? 453 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,261 It's gonna be fine. 454 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:24,437 Oh, dear. 455 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:38,217 Get in and open the door. 456 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,785 Let's go inside. 457 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:42,955 Hi, sweetie. Hello, Churchill. 458 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,857 Hello. Come here. Give Mom a high-five. 459 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,426 All right. That's my boy. 460 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:48,427 Let's go. 461 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,194 Like the hat. 462 00:28:56,736 --> 00:29:00,640 Angelique! I need you now! 463 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,808 Come here, peasant. 464 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,577 - Come now! - OK, I'm coming. 465 00:29:04,677 --> 00:29:06,746 Hurry up. 466 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:08,481 Ahh. 467 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:13,642 How did you do that? 468 00:29:19,659 --> 00:29:20,793 Night. 469 00:29:23,115 --> 00:29:26,499 Day. Night. Day! 470 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,101 I do not have this invention in my castle. 471 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,303 You don't have power? 472 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,972 I have the power to judge and condemn to death... 473 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:34,373 any villain on my land. 474 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,776 Oh. Really? 475 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,144 Hunter will be so jealous. 476 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:43,015 I'm gonna get you two something to drink. 477 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:46,252 Make Hunter one of his power-dude smoothie things. 478 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:47,453 I'd offer you one... 479 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:50,328 but nobody seems to like them but him. 480 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:58,631 Andre, could you please stop that? 481 00:29:58,731 --> 00:30:03,100 I'm just starting to feel like I'm in a disco. 482 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,374 My dear lady... 483 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,876 you said you would offer me your assistance. 484 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:14,180 Oh, yes. Anything. What do you need? 485 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,848 I need to find a wizard. 486 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,184 Aah! Sorry, master. Sorry! 487 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,318 - Sorry! - Idiot! 488 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,554 Apologize to the lady! 489 00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:23,155 Oops. 490 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,224 Sorry, master. I ask for mercy. 491 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,026 Forgive him, milady. 492 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:30,563 It's OK. The floor needed to be cleaned anyway. 493 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:34,066 So, you were saying something about what... 494 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,368 should we say a wizard? 495 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:38,104 I need to go back into the tunnels of Time. 496 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,193 Of course. 497 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:47,246 I need to just understand what has happened to you. 498 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,082 Now, your yacht went down in a storm? 499 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,717 No. You must listen. 500 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:54,353 I am from the time of Thibault VI... 501 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:57,857 and I have come to the future. 502 00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:03,195 OK. Tunnels of Time. Wizards. Thibault VI. 503 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,887 Oops! 504 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:07,833 Are you OK? 505 00:31:07,933 --> 00:31:09,798 Yes, lady. 506 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:15,841 Lovely flower, I see you do not believe me. 507 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:20,571 It is a pity, but please... try. 508 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,405 Oh. 509 00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:28,921 Yes. Of course I'll try. 510 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,122 She's green. 511 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,417 I never really did like the taste of this. 512 00:31:37,797 --> 00:31:39,899 Oh, my God. What happened? 513 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,990 Nothing. 514 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,708 I'm eating this very good meat... 515 00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:50,810 with vegetables in a fine sauce. 516 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,945 I will shit easy tomorrow. 517 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:56,382 It's jet lag. 518 00:31:56,482 --> 00:32:00,486 All right, I'm sure you would like to wash your hands and whatever else. 519 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,644 Why don't you come with me? 520 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:04,947 All right. Here you go. 521 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,795 Just gonna take this. 522 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:13,296 Julia! Can I talk to you for a moment, please? 523 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,291 Don't be bashful with the soap. 524 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,475 What is it, master? A throne? 525 00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:23,974 It could be. 526 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:26,445 They're crazy! 527 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,581 They have been through a terrible ordeal. 528 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:29,749 They have amnesia. 529 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:31,817 Amnesia? They're wacked! 530 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:33,686 They're completely retarded. 531 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,219 They're... Woo! You know? 532 00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:46,324 - Clean water. - Ha ha! 533 00:32:53,706 --> 00:32:56,732 The long towel has a good fragrance. 534 00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:00,780 Thibault is my cousin, Hunter. He's my family. 535 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,615 Yeah? I'm not so sure. 536 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:06,378 He doesn't strike me as being particularly noble. 537 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:20,533 Julia, come down here! It's an emergency. 538 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:22,735 - Very good fountain. - Yes. 539 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,565 Your French relatives are bathing in the toilet. 540 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,297 Oh, my God. 541 00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,518 Toothbrushes. 542 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:42,321 I'll just leave them right here. 543 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:43,945 I'll be right back. 544 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,598 I'm going to take a shower... 545 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,433 then go tackle that kitchen. 546 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,335 Hurry. Our dinner reservation's at 8:00. 547 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,070 Oh! Where are we going? 548 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,072 Latour. 549 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:03,475 Isn't that just a little formal for our guests? 550 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:07,246 First you tell me your cousin's nobility then you get mad at me when I suggest... 551 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:09,248 that just maybe, he's not. 552 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:12,117 Now you're upset because I pick the best restaurant in town. 553 00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,454 You make it impossible for me to do the right thing. 554 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,857 No. You're right. Latour's gonna be great. 555 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:21,093 Thank you, big bear. 556 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:23,184 - I'll be in the shower. - All right. 557 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:36,707 Ah. Very good flavor. 558 00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:42,081 This is not wine, ignorant peasant. 559 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:44,706 It is oil for the bath. 560 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,753 Mmm. Very good perfume. 561 00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,172 Very creamy. 562 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,274 Bathe, servant. 563 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:11,777 No, my sire. I have taken a bath at Christmas. 564 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,445 - Bathe! - No, no! 565 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:16,916 I'm afraid! I don't want to catch cold and die! 566 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:21,086 Be silent, peasant! 567 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:22,388 Ahh. 568 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:26,425 Do you have another bottle of this bathing oil for Andre? 569 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:29,461 Do you realize the bath you just took cost over $2,000? 570 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,330 That's American dollars. 571 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,598 Is that a lot? 572 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,266 Yes, it is. 573 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,937 Then I will repay you with one of my swans. 574 00:35:38,037 --> 00:35:41,564 Oh, well. That sounds fair. 575 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:52,247 My family tree. So many descendants. 576 00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:12,938 - Hello? - Mr. Cassidy, please. 577 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:16,008 Yeah. Hold on one second. Hunter? 578 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,509 Yeah, bunny? 579 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,877 Honey, it's your office. Do you want to take it? 580 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,639 - I'll take it upstairs. - Oh, OK. 581 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,184 Hello? Hello? 582 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:26,185 Hello. 583 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,252 Hello? 584 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,354 Hello. 585 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,389 Who is this? 586 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:33,325 I'm Andre le Pate. I have big balls... 587 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:36,095 and my ass breathes fire. 588 00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:38,063 Wow. That must hurt. 589 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,065 - Hello. - Hello? 590 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,100 I told you never to call me here. 591 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,334 Well, I forgot. 592 00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,037 - Hello! Enter! - Somebody there with you? 593 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,742 - Aah! - Jesus! 594 00:36:49,842 --> 00:36:53,112 Hang up the damn phone, or I'll call the police! 595 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:55,848 I think he hung up the phone. 596 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:58,951 It was Thibault's little retarded homuncular assistant. 597 00:36:59,051 --> 00:37:00,419 Look, this is dangerous. 598 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,680 I'll call you back after Julia goes to bed, OK? 599 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,826 Lady Julia. 600 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:13,599 You are more than a rose. 601 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:18,033 You are love's own flower. 602 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,474 Come on. That's ridiculous. 603 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:26,145 No, I just... This old thing, I threw it on. 604 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:27,780 I haven't worn it in a couple of years... 605 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,340 but I guess I should learn how to take a compliment. 606 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:34,374 Thank you. 607 00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:37,310 Almost. 608 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,093 Thank you. 609 00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:43,525 Much better. 610 00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:47,056 Kissing cousins. 611 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,859 Ooh la la. 612 00:38:03,182 --> 00:38:04,883 I don't think that I've ever seen anyone... 613 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:08,646 eat a steak in two bites before. 614 00:38:11,223 --> 00:38:13,214 Ah. 615 00:38:16,929 --> 00:38:19,689 Thank you, master! 616 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,468 Be blessed! 617 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:24,160 I can assure you... 618 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:36,815 Thank you! 619 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,509 Like some more truffle sauce with that? 620 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,128 Excuse me, but the gentleman... 621 00:38:49,228 --> 00:38:51,363 can't eat off the floor. 622 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:54,233 He's not a gentleman. He's my servant... 623 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,568 and he's not worthy of our company. 624 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:57,903 Thank you. 625 00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,405 I'm truly sorry, sir. Andre, would you please... 626 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:03,408 No, no, milady. It is not possible. 627 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:04,532 Please. 628 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,981 Thibault, please, will you let him sit at the table? 629 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,139 For me? 630 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:14,481 I will please you, lovely one. 631 00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,419 Obey, foolish wart. 632 00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:26,761 Thank you. 633 00:39:29,301 --> 00:39:33,237 And you were worried they wouldn't be comfortable. 634 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:44,583 Actually, the floor wasn't such a bad place for him. 635 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:45,984 Easier to hose down. 636 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:49,019 Cheese! Very good cheese! 637 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:52,791 Andre, what are you doing? 638 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:55,394 What are you doing? Andre? No, no! 639 00:39:55,494 --> 00:39:58,730 - Andre, no. - No. Bad! 640 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,900 Hey. Sit down. Eat this. 641 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,968 Hunter, could you... 642 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,075 No. This is for dessert. All right? 643 00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:12,311 Please, sir, please. 644 00:40:12,411 --> 00:40:14,947 I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. 645 00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:17,983 Just add it to the check. All right? Thank you. 646 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,819 You eat this after dinner. All right? 647 00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,821 No, it's all right. I'm terribly sorry. 648 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,556 Just add it to the bill. Thank you. 649 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,021 All right. 650 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,397 Do I have something on my face? 651 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:36,235 You remind me of the daughter of a king. 652 00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:37,825 Thank you. 653 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,574 On the subject of Julia's noble ancestry... 654 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:44,509 you do understand why she was granted control of the estate? 655 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:49,014 Julia is a Malfete. Everything I have is hers. 656 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,917 So you have no objection if she retains control? 657 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:54,086 - No. - Wonderful. 658 00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:55,988 I'm sure you'll be very pleased with our plans. 659 00:40:56,088 --> 00:40:57,689 They're going to make us... 660 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,592 I mean you and Julia... very wealthy. 661 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:04,329 I am already wealthy. I own hundreds of horses... 662 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:06,365 ten chests of pepper, four hundred bags of wool... 663 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:09,735 and fifty barrels of Spanish olives. 664 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,136 And you own me, sire. 665 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,672 Yes, but you have no value. 666 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:16,332 That is true. 667 00:41:21,413 --> 00:41:22,505 Excuse you. 668 00:41:26,485 --> 00:41:28,053 Leave nothing for the devil! 669 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,689 - Did you hear that? - Yes, I did, sweetheart. 670 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:33,025 They're not in very good health, all right? 671 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:36,161 So, just try to ignore it, if you can. 672 00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,330 - Sire. - What? 673 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:39,865 I want to make pee-pee. 674 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:41,967 - Ah! You want to pee? - Yes. 675 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,068 Outside! 676 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,970 Outside? But, sire... 677 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,538 I could be eaten by the wolves. 678 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,471 Find a torch! Idiot. 679 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,903 Find a torch. 680 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:57,609 Andre has such simple needs. I think that's great. 681 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,859 Need some help, sir? 682 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,447 Oh, it is beautiful. 683 00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:31,083 The water comes out by itself. Ha! 684 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,621 It is a magic fountain. 685 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,496 Look at this! Mmm. 686 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:47,432 It smells just like the forest. 687 00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:50,635 All the forest is in the small wheel. 688 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:51,703 Mmm. Smell it! 689 00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:53,271 No. No, thank you. 690 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:54,706 You don't want to smell it? 691 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,205 Enjoy yourself. 692 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,380 The castle's a wreck. 693 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,048 So I'm helping her divide the estate up... 694 00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,217 into more manageable, profitable chunks. 695 00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:07,986 We're selling the art and various high-end pieces... 696 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,488 through an outlet here. 697 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,990 Essentially, I'm protecting her. I see that as my role. 698 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,625 And the land? 699 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:15,761 I decided we should sell that, too. 700 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:17,329 It is not for you to decide. 701 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:20,565 Only Lady Julia can say what will be done. 702 00:43:20,665 --> 00:43:23,368 I speak for both Julia and myself. 703 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:25,971 You cannot possibly speak for a Malfete. 704 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,973 What are your wishes, milady? 705 00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:31,109 Well, um... 706 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:34,780 I guess I'd like to think about it... 707 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,248 a little bit more, actually. 708 00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:37,749 Julia? 709 00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,510 The lady has spoken! 710 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:47,492 Chicken salad, now! 711 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:48,760 I want that cake. Come on now. 712 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,350 Don't take all night. 713 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:03,442 Greasy chicken. 714 00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:06,943 What on earth do you think you're doing? 715 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,949 Hi, Andre. 716 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:24,029 I'm afraid I'm going to have to add an order... 717 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:28,589 of chicken a la umbrella to your bill. 718 00:44:40,946 --> 00:44:43,048 Smell the forest. 719 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:44,216 Yes, it's minty. 720 00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:46,685 It's from the blue fountain. 721 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,810 Nice. Yeah. Oh, all right. 722 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,757 Honey, would you like a mint? 723 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,793 - Yeah. - All right. Good. 724 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:56,928 - Thibault? - Master. 725 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,712 Those are good. Give me another one. 726 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:16,975 Yes. Very minty. 727 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,371 Ow! 728 00:45:39,471 --> 00:45:40,639 Ah... 729 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:43,542 Good evening, fine sir. 730 00:45:43,642 --> 00:45:45,610 I'm seeking Thibault of Malfete... 731 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:49,669 the Duke of Anjou. The great chevalier? 732 00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:00,058 Andre does not need a bed. 733 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:02,388 He will be happy with some straw. 734 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,359 - Yes. - We're out of straw. 735 00:46:13,538 --> 00:46:15,199 My bed is soft. 736 00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:21,780 It's time for the "Family Feud." 737 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,214 Aah! 738 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:26,518 Oh! Poor little people. They're trapped inside! 739 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:27,986 Oh! 740 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,590 God have mercy. What are we going to do, my sire? 741 00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:33,425 Free them. 742 00:46:33,525 --> 00:46:36,094 Chuck, Marilyn, Norma, Terry, and Linda. 743 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:41,866 Now let's start the "Family Feud"! 744 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,403 Bunny? You really think these guys have amnesia? 745 00:46:45,503 --> 00:46:46,438 I don't know. 746 00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:48,733 We are coming! 747 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:54,045 So you admit they're clinically insane? 748 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,081 I didn't say that. 749 00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:57,816 Oh, come on! 750 00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:03,121 Where did they go, my lord? 751 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,233 They were inside. We could not save them. 752 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,534 It is tragic. 753 00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:19,704 Well, we never really used this room anyway. 754 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,139 It's a pity. 755 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,414 Aah! 756 00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,416 I need to find a wizard now. 757 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,484 Um... 758 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,484 Do you mind if I get some coffee first? 759 00:47:40,324 --> 00:47:41,450 Hi. 760 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:45,330 Jesus Christ! 761 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:47,165 I've told you not to leave this stuff... 762 00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,933 in the middle of the driveway! What are you trying to do? 763 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,902 You just about broke my goddamn neck! 764 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:52,737 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 765 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,172 Do you actually do any gardening around here... 766 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:56,140 or do you just sing out of tune? 767 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,709 Just clean it up! 768 00:47:57,809 --> 00:47:59,444 Aah! 769 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:02,013 Oh! Hey, big belly! 770 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:04,515 You dare to touch a lady? 771 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:05,717 Who the hell are you? 772 00:48:05,817 --> 00:48:07,452 I'm Andre, and I piss on you. 773 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:09,887 Yeah, well, you get the hell out of here or I'm gonna call the cops. 774 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:11,189 Apologize to the lady. 775 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:14,559 Lady? You're calling her a... 776 00:48:14,659 --> 00:48:17,362 Lady. Right. 777 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,430 I'm sorry. 778 00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,065 Kiss her feet. 779 00:48:21,165 --> 00:48:23,301 - Do what? - Kiss her feet! 780 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,936 Oh, Jesus! 781 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:26,237 Instead of a wizard... 782 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:28,973 I think what we really need to find you is a good doctor. 783 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,439 Wizards are the best doctors. 784 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:34,545 What in the world is that? 785 00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:36,914 What are you doing? 786 00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:38,216 Call 911! 787 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,717 What is going on here? 788 00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:42,820 He was very rude to the lady. 789 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,256 Look, fool. A coat of arms. 790 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,657 He is a nobleman. 791 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:49,260 I did not know. 792 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,261 Stupid peasant. 793 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:52,997 - Who are these guys? - Visitors. 794 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:53,998 Do you own this woman? 795 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,466 She works for me. 796 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:58,102 Then I will hang my valet by his feet on your behalf. 797 00:48:58,202 --> 00:48:59,270 No, please, my lord. 798 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,773 Not by the feet! I prefer the thumbs. 799 00:49:01,873 --> 00:49:03,741 I got a meeting to catch. 800 00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:06,077 Rise, idiot. 801 00:49:06,177 --> 00:49:07,512 I give him to you for the day. 802 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,514 You may beat him if you like. 803 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,516 Thanks, but we just met. 804 00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:14,852 Thank you, my great and merciful master. 805 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:17,955 Thank you, milord! Thank you! 806 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,492 Let us go. We have a wizard to find. 807 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:23,389 A wizard? 808 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:26,431 - Are you French? - Yes. 809 00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:29,100 - Do you like it here? - It is very strange. 810 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,436 It smells bad, and the food is too little... 811 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,805 but the ladies are wonderful. 812 00:49:33,905 --> 00:49:35,606 I wish my boss thought like that. 813 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:38,976 Boss. Ha ha. Boss. What is boss? 814 00:49:39,076 --> 00:49:40,778 The guy you work for. The big guy. 815 00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:43,904 I can have his bones when he's eating. 816 00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:47,652 That is so disgusting. 817 00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:49,787 That's so gross. 818 00:49:49,887 --> 00:49:52,857 You have to figure out a way to get away from him. 819 00:49:52,957 --> 00:49:55,827 He's my master. I don't want to be hung. 820 00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:56,894 Hung! 821 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,095 You're not gonna be hung! 822 00:49:58,195 --> 00:50:01,032 That's completely against the law, OK? 823 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:03,301 OK. OK! 824 00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,470 Yay! 825 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:06,871 Does he pay a lot of money? 826 00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:10,875 Once every month he permits me to hunt pheasants on his lands. 827 00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,743 So you make no money? 828 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:15,243 I have a treasure. 829 00:50:21,152 --> 00:50:22,553 What do you call that again? 830 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:24,856 The "L". 831 00:50:24,956 --> 00:50:25,857 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 832 00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:27,625 Before we get downstairs to the crowd... 833 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:31,162 I've got this for you. Here's my phone number. 834 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:33,998 I want you to wear this just in case you get lost. 835 00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:36,328 I will not get lost. 836 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:41,305 You can only be lost if you have no purpose... 837 00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:44,041 and I have purpose, which is to find a... 838 00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:46,077 A wizard. Right. 839 00:50:46,177 --> 00:50:48,980 I don't even know where to start with that one. 840 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,949 I mean, I have never met a wizard. 841 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,352 I don't even think they make wizards anymore. 842 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,455 Oh! My purse! Wait, Thibault! Wait! 843 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,123 Wait! No! 844 00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:01,526 - Take the purse! - No! No! 845 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:04,061 He's a thief. I have to cut his hand. 846 00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:05,429 No, no, no! 847 00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:06,898 Please, just take it. 848 00:51:06,998 --> 00:51:09,267 OK. Everything's fine now. 849 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:13,304 Hang him in the public square. 850 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,773 - Aah! - Silence, old woman! 851 00:51:15,873 --> 00:51:17,041 You're not helping. 852 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:26,650 Witch! Old witch! Wait! 853 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:31,088 I am sorry. I thought you were an old hag. 854 00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:32,924 I've been called worse. 855 00:51:33,024 --> 00:51:34,958 Thibault, why don't you come and tell her... 856 00:51:36,127 --> 00:51:37,651 Oh, no. Oh, no. 857 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:43,525 Ah, would you happen to know a wizard? 858 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,405 Can you tell me where to find a wizard? 859 00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:48,494 A wizard. 860 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,032 Well. 861 00:52:19,737 --> 00:52:22,840 Peasants, which one of you can show me to a wizard? 862 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,609 There will be a reward. 863 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:27,211 Sir Lancelot here's looking for a wizard. 864 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,413 Aren't we all? Ha ha ha! 865 00:52:29,513 --> 00:52:31,082 I am not Lancelot. 866 00:52:31,182 --> 00:52:33,551 I am Thibault, Count of Malfete... 867 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,953 Duke of Anjou, Baron of Orleans... 868 00:52:36,053 --> 00:52:37,521 Lord of Libourne. 869 00:52:37,621 --> 00:52:39,890 Yeah? Well, I'm Sid from Cicero... 870 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:43,661 Duke of Hazzard, Baron of Billiards... 871 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:46,964 and Lord of Lord-knows-what... 872 00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:50,668 and I challenge you to a duel. 873 00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:52,030 En garde! 874 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,840 Do not make me kill you. 875 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,743 En garde, I say. You watching this, honey? 876 00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:05,282 I should kill you for your insolence but I am too thirsty... 877 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:08,586 so instead, I will quench my thirst... 878 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,721 and yours and yours. 879 00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:18,229 Drink up! 880 00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:27,905 Hey. 881 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:29,740 You're not gonna believe a word of this. 882 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,842 Not a word of it. Guess whose exhibit... 883 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,011 had another visitor last night? 884 00:53:34,111 --> 00:53:36,614 There was sparks flying... 885 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,382 and all sorts of weird noises. 886 00:53:38,482 --> 00:53:39,684 Then there was this poof. 887 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:41,052 Poof. 888 00:53:41,152 --> 00:53:42,386 And a green flash, and then bang, he was there. 889 00:53:42,486 --> 00:53:43,587 Who was there? 890 00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:46,691 - The wizard-looking dude. - Wizard. 891 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:47,892 Look. 892 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:50,027 He burnt the bedspread where he came in. 893 00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,029 Absolutely shocking. 894 00:53:52,129 --> 00:53:54,865 Wait a minute. 895 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,796 This wasn't here before. 896 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,287 He says he's Julia's cousin. 897 00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:18,651 I say he's a fake. 898 00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:23,490 I want an answer in 24 hours. 899 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:29,867 See, tiger? 900 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:32,269 Daddy's gonna take care of this business. 901 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:34,605 You gonna be nice to me again? 902 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,107 Hello? 903 00:54:36,207 --> 00:54:39,276 - Hunter, you're not gonna believe this. - Bunny, I'm right here. 904 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:41,445 I lost Thibault because he was looking for a wizard. 905 00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:43,581 And then he just freaked out... 906 00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:46,851 Nobody just loses a guy dressed like a medieval knight in Chicago. 907 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:51,088 Well, I did. Wait. Hold on a second. Hello? 908 00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:54,792 Yeah, does anybody there know the Count of whoop-de-do, the Baron of blah... 909 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:56,494 Yes, I do. 910 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:58,996 Wonderful. Thank you. 911 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:00,431 All right, I found him. I gotta go. 912 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,767 - I'm so relieved. - Love you. Bye. 913 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,668 So he's back, huh? 914 00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:08,272 Yeah. I was hoping he'd tripped on his cape... 915 00:55:08,372 --> 00:55:11,375 and swan-dived into the Chicago River. 916 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,651 Thibault! 917 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,052 Thibault! 918 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,056 Everybody, everybody! 919 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,459 This is my great, great, great, great... 920 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:31,862 great-granddaughter. 921 00:55:33,430 --> 00:55:38,335 Actually, grand, grand, grand, grand, grandpa and I must go. 922 00:55:38,435 --> 00:55:39,737 No! 923 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:41,205 You have to sing first! 924 00:55:41,305 --> 00:55:43,174 No, I don't... 925 00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:46,148 Yes. You must sing first. 926 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,087 Oui, oui, oui 927 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,989 Have to go, now, now, now 928 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:00,491 Why? 929 00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:03,427 Yeah. You have to give us a good reason. 930 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:04,695 I found a wizard. 931 00:56:04,795 --> 00:56:06,363 Well, bring him along! 932 00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:07,865 No, we have to go. 933 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,455 I knew it! 934 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,570 I must leave you now. 935 00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,905 Oh, no, no, no. 936 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,907 So long, Lancelot. 937 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,242 I am not Lancelot. 938 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:20,511 I am Thibault, Count of Malfete. 939 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:27,618 Of course it is that bloody English wizard. 940 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,620 He has followed me through time. 941 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,488 Great. Great. I mean, he probably... 942 00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:34,158 just whipped up some eye of newt potion thingie... 943 00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:36,193 and he waved his hands over it a few times... 944 00:56:36,293 --> 00:56:39,330 and said some words in Latin, and voila! 945 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,065 Thibault? 946 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,000 I'm starting to believe you. 947 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,468 I'm starting to believe everything... 948 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,471 and that is a really big leap for a 21st century girl. 949 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,306 I just want you to appreciate that. 950 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,307 OK? 951 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,396 Mm-hmm. 952 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,302 There it is. 953 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:57,948 Oh, my God. 954 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:06,049 All right. What now? 955 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:11,386 - Ohh. - Treacherous old fool! 956 00:57:13,530 --> 00:57:16,767 What is this? 957 00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:18,135 I thought you smote her dead. 958 00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,270 She's not my Rosalind. 959 00:57:19,370 --> 00:57:21,338 I'm Julia Malfete. Hi. 960 00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,507 Oh. Malfete! 961 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:24,808 She's a descendant! 962 00:57:24,908 --> 00:57:27,845 Ah! All is not lost, my lord. 963 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,114 How long until your magic is ready... 964 00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:32,416 to return me to my rightful time? 965 00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:34,318 Before the sun is set. 966 00:57:34,418 --> 00:57:38,081 Then let us go now and fetch my faithful servant. 967 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:43,827 Eww. 968 00:57:43,927 --> 00:57:46,096 Never smelled like this before. 969 00:57:57,441 --> 00:57:58,931 Ohh. 970 00:58:03,547 --> 00:58:05,282 Bloody English wizards. 971 00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:07,043 They cannot do anything right. 972 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:13,557 Woo woo 973 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,225 Ah, here we go 974 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,656 Woo woo 975 00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:20,965 - I like your chariot. - Thank you. 976 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,501 That's my lipstick. 977 00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:28,339 Ohh, no, Andre. That's so gross. 978 00:58:28,439 --> 00:58:30,907 Hurry up. Spit it out the window. 979 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:35,245 To business give them down and pay 980 00:58:35,998 --> 00:58:38,048 One ruby. 981 00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:40,048 That should do it. 982 00:58:45,589 --> 00:58:47,079 Hmm. 983 00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:51,662 25,000. 984 00:58:52,796 --> 00:58:54,127 Woo-hoo! 985 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:02,506 What is all this horrible noise? 986 00:59:02,606 --> 00:59:05,074 We would love to go shopping. 987 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:17,977 Oh, big swans! 988 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,631 Oh! Very small chariots! 989 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,367 Like little Matchbox cars. 990 00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:31,902 - Agh! - Hey! 991 00:59:32,002 --> 00:59:32,903 Say cheese. 992 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:34,265 Oh, ohh! 993 00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:39,977 I love these wheel cakes. 994 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,546 Ha! We call them doughnuts. 995 00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:45,582 Andre, you can have as many doughnuts as you want now. 996 00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:46,884 Mmm. Yes. 997 00:59:46,984 --> 00:59:50,054 You can have all of this, Andre. 998 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,790 You could go out and get a really big house. 999 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:54,491 And you can have a swimming pool. 1000 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,727 You can have everything, Andre. 1001 00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:59,730 I can only have what my master allows. 1002 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,799 That is not true! 1003 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:05,769 This is a democracy. This is America. 1004 01:00:05,869 --> 01:00:09,703 You are a free man. 1005 01:00:13,677 --> 01:00:15,245 Thank you. 1006 01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:17,745 There are a lot of good things about living in this time. 1007 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,417 You'll be OK here. 1008 01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,178 I'll make sure of it. 1009 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:25,622 You are lionhearted, Julia... 1010 01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:28,125 like the women of your lineage. 1011 01:00:28,225 --> 01:00:30,493 You have courage. 1012 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,597 Lionhearted. No. 1013 01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:35,632 No, I don't think so. 1014 01:00:35,732 --> 01:00:37,859 Bunnyhearted maybe, but no. 1015 01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:41,438 Come outside. 1016 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:44,006 You will learn to protect yourself. 1017 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:47,941 What are you doing? 1018 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:50,803 Look at me. 1019 01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:54,518 Take it like this. 1020 01:00:54,618 --> 01:00:56,848 Power in your arm. 1021 01:01:02,759 --> 01:01:05,557 - Very impressive. - Take it. 1022 01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:10,165 Power in my arm. 1023 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,561 My arm! 1024 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:18,430 - I can't do it. It's too heavy. - Try again. 1025 01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:56,046 I am getting so tired of this. Sneaking around and lying all the time. 1026 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,670 Hey... 1027 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:04,186 Hang in there with me, babe. We are so close. 1028 01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:08,392 Take me dancing. 1029 01:02:10,994 --> 01:02:12,120 Baby 1030 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,442 Hey, watch it! Ah! 1031 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,411 I'm sorry. 1032 01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:29,012 Look what you've done. Let's go, Kelly. 1033 01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:30,147 Come on. 1034 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,149 Sorry about that. I'm sorry. 1035 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,151 Don't panic 1036 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,819 Sorry, ma'am. 1037 01:02:37,688 --> 01:02:40,390 Don't help me. My boss will kill me. 1038 01:02:40,490 --> 01:02:41,758 You're a free woman. 1039 01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:45,262 Tonight... we dance! 1040 01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:47,297 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1041 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:48,832 Till the break of dawn 1042 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,160 Hey 1043 01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:58,508 I dance the rumba 1044 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:01,278 The salsa, the cha-cha, the limbo 1045 01:03:01,378 --> 01:03:04,014 The fox trot and even the tango 1046 01:03:04,114 --> 01:03:05,616 With ladies and girlies 1047 01:03:05,716 --> 01:03:07,718 With mommies and babies 1048 01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,586 And DJs gonna play this 1049 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,455 'Cause it's on their playlist 1050 01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:13,090 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1051 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:14,992 The babes are all around me 1052 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:16,760 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1053 01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:19,062 Till the break of dawn 1054 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:20,664 Mambo, mambo, eh, eh 1055 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:21,665 The babes are all around me 1056 01:03:21,765 --> 01:03:22,754 Oh, Hunter! 1057 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:27,471 - Angelique. - Where's Julia? 1058 01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:30,040 Hunter! Get your groovin'! 1059 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,875 Yah! 1060 01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:33,110 Who are you? 1061 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,311 Who is she? 1062 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:36,647 - She's my sister. - I am not! 1063 01:03:36,747 --> 01:03:39,375 She's very tired now, and she's gotta go home! 1064 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,847 Sire Hunter! 1065 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:51,862 Tonight was so great. 1066 01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,954 Greatest night ever in the world. 1067 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:12,249 You make me feel like a lady. 1068 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:15,419 But you are. A great lady. 1069 01:04:15,519 --> 01:04:17,721 And you are a great man. 1070 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:18,922 Really? 1071 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,358 And if you got a decent haircut... 1072 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,593 and learned not to put everything you see... 1073 01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:24,695 in your mouth... 1074 01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:27,364 I think you'd be a terrific man. 1075 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:29,455 Milady, thank you. 1076 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,536 Andre... 1077 01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:36,073 what do you say that we quit our lousy jobs and go travel around the world? 1078 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,075 - Quit? - We could be so happy. 1079 01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:41,111 Tonight, just tell your boss that you quit, OK? 1080 01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:42,946 OK. 1081 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:44,881 - Be free. - Free! 1082 01:04:44,981 --> 01:04:46,750 Because I am a free man! 1083 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:49,045 You've got that right, baby! 1084 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:55,625 Master. You are worried. 1085 01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:56,827 What is wrong? 1086 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:59,122 The wizard... he exploded. 1087 01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:03,531 Yes. It wasn't a very pretty sight. 1088 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:09,599 The wizard exploded? 1089 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,445 Well, I don't know about you guys... 1090 01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,180 but good night. 1091 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,648 But first... 1092 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,184 Andre has something to say to Thibault. 1093 01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:22,512 What is it, peasant? 1094 01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,390 Well, speak. 1095 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:36,661 Nothing. I guess I was wrong. 1096 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,784 Thibault, he was standing by the river. 1097 01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:57,821 The saddest, most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. 1098 01:05:57,921 --> 01:05:59,890 Hmm. Well... 1099 01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:02,788 that Thibault really is a special guy. 1100 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,530 Yes. Yes, he is. 1101 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:10,867 That's why I've decided to give the entire estate back to him. 1102 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,969 You what? 1103 01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:17,040 Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage... 1104 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,310 are all lionhearted? 1105 01:06:23,446 --> 01:06:25,248 They still haven't brought the stiff down? 1106 01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:27,551 I heard somebody say the old geezer's body parts... 1107 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:28,879 are sticking to the ground. 1108 01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:44,098 Best I pull myself together. 1109 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,710 Come on, my little ones. 1110 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,458 Well, that feels better. 1111 01:07:20,936 --> 01:07:22,405 Can I come in? 1112 01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:24,040 What do you got? 1113 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,076 Fingerprints don't match. 1114 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:29,279 Whoever your friend is, he's not this Thibault Malfete... 1115 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,915 that died in that sailing accident three years ago. 1116 01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:33,505 I knew it. 1117 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,554 This is how we're gonna sell it to the cops. 1118 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:42,092 OK, OK. 1119 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:43,360 - Ah, hello. - Oh, my... 1120 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,095 Well, don't look so astonished. 1121 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:46,696 It's magic. 1122 01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,298 All I did was cast a little... 1123 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:51,834 Oh. Good day, my lord. 1124 01:07:52,435 --> 01:07:55,666 - I do apologize... - Damn wizard. This way. 1125 01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:59,910 The trick with pork penis is to chop it very fine. 1126 01:08:05,548 --> 01:08:06,616 Be careful. 1127 01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:08,218 If you get that on you... 1128 01:08:08,318 --> 01:08:10,149 you'll grow fur. 1129 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,229 Peasant! 1130 01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:20,497 Peasant! 1131 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:22,599 Get our things ready to go. 1132 01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:25,502 Soon, we will be back in our beloved homes. 1133 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,238 Master, my father is a drunkard. 1134 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,240 My mother is a hunchback. 1135 01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:32,943 My brother is a dwarf, and my sister is a whore. 1136 01:08:33,043 --> 01:08:35,312 I do not have any beloved home. 1137 01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:37,247 I don't want to go back with you. 1138 01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:40,250 I don't want anymore to run behind your horse. 1139 01:08:40,350 --> 01:08:43,053 I want to eat wheel cakes and doughnuts. 1140 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:44,854 And I want to have a chariot in iron. 1141 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,190 And exciting men's fashions... 1142 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,492 direct from Europe at rock-bottom prices. 1143 01:08:49,592 --> 01:08:50,961 And I want to... 1144 01:08:51,061 --> 01:08:53,330 and... and I want... 1145 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,967 and I want to stay here with Lady Angelique. 1146 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:58,056 There you go. 1147 01:08:59,069 --> 01:09:00,804 And I want to be free! 1148 01:09:00,904 --> 01:09:02,701 I want to be cool and OK! 1149 01:09:04,374 --> 01:09:05,842 You are my property. 1150 01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:08,712 You will go back with me dead or alive. 1151 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:10,547 Choose quickly. 1152 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:11,848 Thibault... 1153 01:09:11,948 --> 01:09:14,280 He only wants what we all want. 1154 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,613 He belongs to me. 1155 01:09:19,055 --> 01:09:20,657 I decide his fate. 1156 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:21,992 No, master. 1157 01:09:22,092 --> 01:09:23,627 I mean, no way, Jose. 1158 01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:27,185 Please, Thibault. It's the noble thing to do. 1159 01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:33,637 Thank you, Thibault. 1160 01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:35,671 Long life to your family. 1161 01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:43,647 Yes. Lady Julia... 1162 01:09:43,747 --> 01:09:44,981 If you'll allow me... 1163 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,784 Sire Hunter's sister left this last night... 1164 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,319 in the house of the troubadour. 1165 01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:51,021 Sister? He d... 1166 01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:53,223 Hunter doesn't have a sister. 1167 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:54,415 Thank you, Andre. 1168 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:56,926 Angelique! 1169 01:09:57,026 --> 01:09:59,567 I'm coming! 1170 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:09,105 Hey! Who are you? 1171 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,207 Stay here. I will go kill him for you. 1172 01:10:11,307 --> 01:10:13,243 No. I want to handle this myself. 1173 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:15,712 What are you doing in here? 1174 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:16,846 What's this? 1175 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,448 A 12th century English wizard. 1176 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,142 Can I talk to you in the other room, please? 1177 01:10:23,019 --> 01:10:24,452 Don't touch anything. 1178 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:28,849 What's this? 1179 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:32,228 You offended the lady's honor. 1180 01:10:32,328 --> 01:10:34,731 Prepare to die. 1181 01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:37,200 Did you hear that? He threatened me! 1182 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:39,703 And you're a witness. 1183 01:10:39,803 --> 01:10:42,205 You see? He's a violent criminal. 1184 01:10:42,305 --> 01:10:43,807 Thank God I called the police. 1185 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,475 You called the police? 1186 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,111 Julia, this man's a fraud. 1187 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:50,080 All he wants is the money. 1188 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,375 No, Hunter, all you want is the money. 1189 01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:54,751 It's over. 1190 01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:57,141 What? 1191 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:01,752 You couldn't make it through one day without me. 1192 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,151 Ah, come on. 1193 01:11:07,363 --> 01:11:08,465 You're my little bunny. 1194 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:10,633 Bunny? 1195 01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:12,435 Do I look like a bunny to you? 1196 01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:13,937 No. 1197 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,138 Do I look like a bunny to you? 1198 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:16,306 Nay. 1199 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:19,776 You know what, Hunter? I don't look like a bunny. 1200 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,611 I don't act like a bunny. 1201 01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:23,146 I don't think like a bunny. 1202 01:11:23,246 --> 01:11:24,848 And if you loved me... 1203 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,983 you wouldn't have made me try to feel like a bunny. 1204 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,852 I am strong, and I am smart... 1205 01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:31,020 and I don't need you to take care of me. 1206 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,314 Oh, really? 1207 01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,960 Courage is my creed. 1208 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,294 Are you insane? 1209 01:11:38,394 --> 01:11:39,329 No. 1210 01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:40,589 Put that thing away. 1211 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,793 You're right. I should. 1212 01:11:50,273 --> 01:11:51,706 Aah! 1213 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,587 And stay out! 1214 01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:03,584 My lord. Remind you of anyone? 1215 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:09,058 All units, be on the lookout for a heavily-armed dangerous male... 1216 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,827 with kidnap victim female. 1217 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,395 Use extreme caution. 1218 01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:15,257 Go, gentlemen. 1219 01:12:16,299 --> 01:12:18,767 Don't be afraid to use your guns. 1220 01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:26,242 We should check the kitchen. 1221 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,913 Taxi? Museum of Fine Arts, please. 1222 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,004 And quickly, or off with your head. 1223 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,584 Hey! They're getting away! 1224 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:35,685 Chief... 1225 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:36,911 I'm going after 'em! 1226 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,626 Where are y'all from? 1227 01:12:43,726 --> 01:12:44,961 The lady's from here. 1228 01:12:45,061 --> 01:12:48,832 The wizard and I are from the 12th century. 1229 01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,099 Don't lose 'em, O'Malley. 1230 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,827 We're right behind you! You stay here. 1231 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,510 If we get caught, I will verify to the police... 1232 01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:02,178 that you are a hostage, OK? 1233 01:13:02,278 --> 01:13:05,281 All right. Now we talkin'. Hold on. 1234 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,527 Can we go back in time from here? 1235 01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:20,494 We have to go through the same chamber from whence we came. 1236 01:13:23,031 --> 01:13:24,794 Good going, O'Malley. 1237 01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:31,662 - Unh! - Hey! 1238 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:39,637 Damn. 1239 01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,772 Roadblocks established, State and Michigan. 1240 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:19,643 He's getting away! 1241 01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:32,164 I've never ridden the "L" quite like this before. 1242 01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:38,037 A big guy in a metal hat with a blonde? 1243 01:14:39,442 --> 01:14:41,678 Oh, man, they're already out of here. 1244 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,846 Aerial unit 2. 1245 01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:46,176 Suspects headed south on Michigan. 1246 01:15:07,303 --> 01:15:09,100 Suspects entering museum. 1247 01:15:23,653 --> 01:15:26,389 Look, the knight is in his home. 1248 01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:28,057 Welcome, knight. 1249 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,592 Say hello to the knight. 1250 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:30,893 Hello, knight. 1251 01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:32,428 Please, wait, one second. 1252 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,099 I'm sorry, folks, but this exhibit is closed for today... 1253 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:37,533 so you'll have to move on. 1254 01:15:37,633 --> 01:15:39,464 Thank you. Thank you. 1255 01:15:43,806 --> 01:15:45,008 Shh. 1256 01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:48,511 What am I gonna do without you? 1257 01:15:48,611 --> 01:15:52,015 You're my knight in shining armor. 1258 01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:56,552 Soon you will find a wonderful man to marry. 1259 01:15:56,652 --> 01:15:59,555 You will make a long life together. 1260 01:15:59,655 --> 01:16:01,714 I had the vision of this. 1261 01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:04,722 You are so charming. 1262 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,386 I am so proud of you. 1263 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:13,102 And... 1264 01:16:13,202 --> 01:16:16,069 when your children are big enough to understand... 1265 01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:21,544 I want you to tell them about an old ancestor... 1266 01:16:21,644 --> 01:16:26,249 because I am a part of you, and one day... 1267 01:16:26,349 --> 01:16:28,544 I will be a part of your children. 1268 01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:37,252 Here. 1269 01:16:38,895 --> 01:16:45,768 A present from your great, great, great, great-grandmother. 1270 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:49,238 Wait. 1271 01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,669 Here. 1272 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:55,777 Will you give this to her for me? 1273 01:16:59,682 --> 01:17:01,172 I will. 1274 01:17:02,385 --> 01:17:03,886 I promise she'll be the only girl... 1275 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:05,578 with anything like this. 1276 01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:10,048 Thank you. 1277 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:13,362 Thank you. 1278 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,952 Your Grace... 1279 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:22,939 Aah. 1280 01:17:23,039 --> 01:17:24,774 What are they doing? 1281 01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:27,577 They're drinking vitamins, obviously. 1282 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:29,612 Per Horus... 1283 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:33,239 Invictus ducere! 1284 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:50,024 Where is he? The guy with all the armor? 1285 01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:53,027 He's gone. 1286 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:57,030 - Where? - Home. 1287 01:18:47,823 --> 01:18:49,688 One moment! 1288 01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:53,196 Please. 1289 01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:55,264 My dear Earl of Warwick... 1290 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:58,134 in celebration of this happy occasion... 1291 01:18:58,234 --> 01:19:01,804 I want to dismiss forever our disagreements. 1292 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:05,271 Please, drink of our wine. 1293 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:10,780 You shall accept this peace offering, Warwick. 1294 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,781 I command you. 1295 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:23,159 Wait! 1296 01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:29,732 Ah! 1297 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,735 What in heaven's wrong with Warwick? 1298 01:19:32,835 --> 01:19:34,203 He did not like the wine. 1299 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:37,873 If he preferred white, he should have said so. 1300 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:46,281 It has been so long since I saw you... 1301 01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:47,783 When have we been apart, my lord? 1302 01:19:47,883 --> 01:19:49,518 When I was with the Lady Julia. 1303 01:19:49,618 --> 01:19:50,586 Lady Julia. 1304 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:53,522 She bade me to deliver you this... 1305 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:54,850 wedding gift. 1306 01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,484 Here. 1307 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:05,401 It is an odd piece, isn't it? 1308 01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:08,334 It is before its time. 1309 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:16,612 That's what I'm saying. Literally, she threw me out of the house... 1310 01:20:16,712 --> 01:20:19,376 and took off with the idiots. Animals. 1311 01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,686 Ugh. 1312 01:20:23,786 --> 01:20:25,221 They poisoned my shake! 1313 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,889 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1314 01:20:26,989 --> 01:20:28,224 They left some kind of note here. 1315 01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,693 - Some old French parchment. - Well, what does it say? 1316 01:20:30,793 --> 01:20:32,695 I don't know, Amber. I don't speak French. 1317 01:20:32,795 --> 01:20:34,563 Per Horus et per Ra... 1318 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:37,097 invictus ducere. 1319 01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:39,001 Ah! 1320 01:20:39,101 --> 01:20:41,504 Oh, my God. Hunter? Are you OK? 1321 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,141 Oh! 1322 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:46,606 Hunter? 1323 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:51,674 Hunter, Hunter, OK, talk to me! Hunter! 1324 01:20:58,254 --> 01:21:01,090 - Stay away from me! - Aah! 1325 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:03,559 Who are you people? Don't touch me! 1326 01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:11,167 I am a close and personal friend of the chief of police. 1327 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:12,268 I am the chief of police! 1328 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:15,338 You'll make a great servant for the count. 1329 01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:16,939 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1330 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:18,028 Ow! 1331 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:50,106 I must tell you that all of us at the firm... 1332 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:54,243 are delighted with your decision to keep the estate intact. 1333 01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:57,613 I can't wait to get really acquainted with this place. 1334 01:21:57,713 --> 01:21:59,281 We'll go over everything. 1335 01:21:59,381 --> 01:22:01,384 I can even show you the dungeon. 1336 01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:02,918 Unless you're afraid. 1337 01:22:03,018 --> 01:22:05,254 She's not afraid. 1338 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:07,845 Courage is her creed. 1339 01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:11,927 How do you know my family's creed? 1340 01:22:12,027 --> 01:22:13,995 I know a lot about your family. 1341 01:22:16,398 --> 01:22:19,835 Miss Malfete, this is Francois le Combier. 1342 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,138 He's the attorney handling the French interest... 1343 01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:23,706 in the estate. 1344 01:22:23,806 --> 01:22:27,343 He knows the history of the castle even better than I do. 1345 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:29,245 Francois, perhaps you would like... 1346 01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:32,014 to be Miss Malfete's guide today? 1347 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,049 It will be my great pleasure. 1348 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:35,251 Mademoiselle. 1349 01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:38,120 Merci. 1350 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:41,690 So let them say your hair's too long 1351 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,058 'Cause I don't care 1352 01:22:43,158 --> 01:22:46,362 With you I can't go wrong... 1353 01:22:46,462 --> 01:22:48,197 I have one small worry. 1354 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,665 What's that? 1355 01:22:49,765 --> 01:22:51,434 Who's going to protect me from the devil? 1356 01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,335 Ha ha ha! 1357 01:22:53,435 --> 01:22:55,638 You got me, don't ya? 1358 01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:58,040 Yes! I got you, babe. 1359 01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:59,375 You got me, babe. 1360 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,377 Yeah. I got you, babe! 1361 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,279 I got you, babe 1362 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,807 I got you, babe 1363 01:23:07,249 --> 01:23:08,910 I got you, babe 1364 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:16,325 I got you, babe 1365 01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:20,156 Your time will come 1366 01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:31,472 Your time will come 1367 01:23:33,275 --> 01:23:37,313 Have you been a fool opposed to the groove? 1368 01:23:37,413 --> 01:23:40,916 And have you been a slave to the rhythm? 1369 01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:44,920 You've been abused, forgotten, and used 1370 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:48,591 Made quite a few bad decisions 1371 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:52,361 Don't let this happen to you, baby 1372 01:23:52,461 --> 01:23:54,029 Look to yourself 1373 01:23:54,129 --> 01:23:58,067 See that there is no limit to what you can do 1374 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:00,302 Get it right 1375 01:24:00,402 --> 01:24:03,973 Just keep on singin' 1376 01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:07,409 La di da di da 1377 01:24:07,509 --> 01:24:11,447 The band keeps playin' 1378 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:15,384 La di da di da di da 1379 01:24:15,484 --> 01:24:18,721 Just hold your head up 1380 01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:22,658 Yeah, what's done is done 1381 01:24:22,758 --> 01:24:26,529 The hands are turnin' 1382 01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:32,167 I know somehow, some way 1383 01:24:32,267 --> 01:24:38,695 Your time will come 1384 01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:47,480 Your time will come, yeah 1385 01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:56,358 Lost in the silence, don't turn to violence 1386 01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:59,795 Make no mistake, there's a heaven 1387 01:24:59,895 --> 01:25:03,799 Waiting to greet you, longing to meet you 1388 01:25:03,899 --> 01:25:07,336 Don't worry, your time has come 1389 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:10,172 I'll go the distance with you 1390 01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:13,075 Only one thing I'm asking 1391 01:25:13,175 --> 01:25:16,912 One little task that I want you to do 1392 01:25:17,012 --> 01:25:20,883 It's true, it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true 1393 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:24,553 Just keep on singin' 1394 01:25:24,653 --> 01:25:27,189 La di da di da 1395 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:28,490 La di da 1396 01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:31,994 The band keeps playin' 1397 01:25:32,094 --> 01:25:34,897 La di da di da di da 1398 01:25:34,997 --> 01:25:39,101 Again, just hold your head up 1399 01:25:39,201 --> 01:25:42,338 Yeah, what's done is done 1400 01:25:42,438 --> 01:25:43,606 Yeah, yeah 1401 01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:46,909 The hands are turnin' 1402 01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:52,915 I know somehow, some way 1403 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:56,585 Your time will come 1404 01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,787 La di da di da 1405 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:05,427 Some way, your time will come 1406 01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:09,258 Your time will come, yeah 95158

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