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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:02,920 (eerie music) 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:08,842 ♪ 3 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,401 (dark music) 4 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:32,324 ♪ 5 00:00:55,889 --> 00:01:01,770 ♪ 6 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:10,779 ♪ 7 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,786 (car engine rumbles) 8 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:21,123 ♪ 9 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,374 (brakes squeal) 10 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:25,544 ♪ 11 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:26,420 DAVID: Ellie! 12 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,129 (Ellie starts, gasps) 13 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,047 What the hell? 14 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,799 There are pictures all over the internet 15 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,427 of Security dragging you out of the office. 16 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,345 What happened? 17 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,514 ‐ They wanted to change Pooka. 18 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,767 And I can't have that. 19 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,062 (snip, sigh) 20 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,440 They just don't understand. 21 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,692 You can't improve perfection. 22 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,402 [in high‐pitched voice] POOKA DOLL: Perfection! 23 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,611 DAVID: Well, that's just great. 24 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,904 That's just fucking great. 25 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,448 Go and get yourself fired 26 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,492 because they changed your stupid toy? 27 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,328 [in deep voice] POOKA DOLL: Stupid toy. 28 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,038 ♪ 29 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,915 ‐ Why are you even working on that thing? 30 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,917 ‐ They can't make Pooka without me. 31 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,086 Pooka and I are one. 32 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,171 (he grunts exasperatedly) 33 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,757 No! No, no, don't hurt him! 34 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:12,883 No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, 35 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,301 you didn't do anything wrong. 36 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,761 You didn't do anything wrong. 37 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,387 He just doesn't understand. 38 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,348 POOKA DOLL: Understand. 39 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,807 ‐ Are you for real? 40 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,726 Now, you have officially lost your mind. 41 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,145 You have gone insane! 42 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,898 I am so done. 43 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,776 POOKA DOLL: Done. 44 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,570 ‐ All right. 45 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,989 [through gritted teeth] That is it! 46 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:36,823 (exclaims as fabric tears) 47 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,700 ELLIE: No! 48 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,162 ‐ I am gonna fucking murder all of these things! 49 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,747 (Pooka dolls repeat "Murder!") 50 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,749 ‐ Shut up! 51 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,125 Shut up! 52 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,044 Shut up. 53 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:52,756 Shut up! 54 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,926 [in a shout] Shut up! 55 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,303 Shut up! 56 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:01,556 (Pooka dolls continue to repeat "Murder!") 57 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:04,893 [desperately] Shut up! 58 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,561 ELLIE: Shut up! 59 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,897 (plunging stab, gasp) 60 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:11,900 (eerie music) 61 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:17,614 ♪ 62 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,867 (clattering thud) 63 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,745 (raspy breathing) 64 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,915 ♪ 65 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,834 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 66 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,669 Shut up! Shut up! 67 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,713 ("Shut up!" and slicing stabs continue) 68 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,174 ♪ 69 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:39,136 (maniacal chuckling) 70 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,139 ♪ 71 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,474 (liquid trickling) 72 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:48,437 (Ellie humming) 73 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:52,732 ♪ You'll never know what Pooka will do ♪♪ 74 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,401 ♪ 75 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,445 (flick of lighter cap) 76 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,156 (flames roar) 77 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,576 (dramatic music) 78 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:08,498 ♪ 79 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,641 (notifications pinging) 80 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:32,606 ♪ 81 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,370 (notifications pinging) 82 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:53,251 ♪ 83 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,559 (notifications pinging) 84 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:13,605 ♪ 85 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,191 (distant dog barks) 86 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:21,905 ♪ 87 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,448 MOLLY: Derrick! 88 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,616 Hey, you made it! 89 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:25,784 ‐ Hey, Molly. 90 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,661 MOLLY: Oh! This is gonna be awesome! 91 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,746 MATT: Big city man back in Spring Valley. 92 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,248 Come on, what? 93 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,707 ‐ We got your room all set up, 94 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,042 but it's no fancy New York apartment, 95 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,377 I'm sorry. ‐ Yeah, we won't charge 96 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,045 that much rent. ‐ Oh, he's kidding. 97 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,213 Can you go get his bags, Matt? 98 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,465 ‐ Yep. ‐ Good. Come on. 99 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,175 DERRICK: Really glad you guys let me stay here. 100 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,303 MOLLY: Oh no, we're thrilled, especially Matt. 101 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:50,934 ‐ How much did you pack, man? 102 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,311 (vocalist) ♪ Pooka see, Pooka do ♪ 103 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,856 ♪ Pooka me, Pooka you ♪ 104 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,358 ♪ You never know what Pooka will do ♪ 105 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:02,028 ♪ Pooka loves, Pooka fights, Pooka laughs ♪ 106 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,905 DERRICK: I see you still have a thing for crystals. 107 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,116 ‐ Huh! These are just the ones I let her keep in the house. 108 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,659 ‐ Let me? 109 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,077 I'm sorry for trying to balance the energies 110 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,413 of our living space. ‐ All right. 111 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,874 ‐ Hey, Lauren, we're gonna go eat now. 112 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,083 LAUREN: Okay, Mom. 113 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,960 ‐ Make sure to pay attention to Becky, okay? 114 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,297 ‐ You got it, Mrs. C. 115 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,423 Whoa! 116 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,966 Hey, aren't you that guy that like‐‐ 117 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,926 (Matt interjects with "cool it" utterances) 118 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,053 ‐ Bye, Mom; bye, Dad... 119 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,555 and stranger. 120 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,806 (all chuckle) 121 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,849 MOLLY: Hey, baby? 122 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,058 This is Derrick. 123 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,643 He's my friend from when I was your age. 124 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,896 DERRICK: Hi, kiddo. 125 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,188 ‐ (phone's camera clicks photo) MOLLY: He's gonna be staying 126 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,481 with us for a few months, 127 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,859 just until things, like, blow over. 128 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,403 ‐ He doesn't look like he shot himself in the foot. 129 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,779 (Matt laughs nervously) 130 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:45,864 ‐ Okay! 131 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,365 Hey, Becky, remember to check her closet, 132 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,909 or else you're never gonna get her to sleep. 133 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,036 ‐ Right. ‐ Bye, kiddo. 134 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,079 ‐ Wait, you didn't say bye to Jenni! 135 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,039 MOLLY: Oh, I'm sorry. 136 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,373 Bye‐bye, Jenni! 137 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,791 ‐ That's an imaginary friend. 138 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,043 I don't get it. 139 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,461 ‐ It figures Molly's kid would have an imaginary friend. 140 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:00,712 ‐ Right. ‐ What? 141 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,213 ‐ So, where are we going? 142 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:05,175 (bluesy rock music) 143 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,637 (laughter, chatter) 144 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,514 Wow. This place has not changed at all 145 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,016 since we were kids. 146 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,267 MATT: Yeah. That's why we like it. 147 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,103 It's consistent and reliable. 148 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,897 ‐ Somebody report a stolen car? 149 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:21,900 ♪ 150 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,526 DERRICK: Bennie, holy shit! 151 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,986 What happened to you? 152 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,279 BENNIE: Aww! 153 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,656 What do you mean, what happened to me? 154 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,158 ‐ You lost, like a whole person here! 155 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,660 You look good! BENNIE: Oh, thank you, man. 156 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,286 Well, it's a lot of CrossFit. 157 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,246 Gotta stay competitive when you're one of only 158 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,666 five gay people in a 50‐mile radius. 159 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,542 So what brings you back home, man? 160 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,877 We never thought we'd see you again back here 161 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,712 after you left town. 162 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:46,007 ‐ I wouldn't call it home, exactly, but, uh... 163 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,592 I just needed a little break 164 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,803 from New York, and Matt and Molly graciously 165 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,804 decided to put up with me. 166 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,055 (Molly scoffs) 167 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,515 ‐ Now, what are you talking about? 168 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,725 We have been trying to get you to come back for years. 169 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,228 He even got a job at SCI. 170 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,896 MATT: Yeah. Remember when we thought 171 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,648 that English degree would never amount to anything? 172 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,108 Now he's working for Pooka! 173 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,234 You get to write about Pooka! 174 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,568 (Derrick chuckles ruefully) 175 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,696 BENNIE: Hey, you know who else works at SCI? 176 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:08,863 ‐ Hm. 177 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,907 ‐ Susan. 178 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,367 ‐ Susan! 179 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,326 (he laughs pointedly) 180 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,246 Thanks for the heads‐up, Moll. 181 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,957 Yeah, we broke up, like, a decade ago. 182 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,458 I'm pretty sure she moved on. 183 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,795 MATT: Yeah, but Derrick, though, real talk, she has aged so well. 184 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,046 MOLLY: Oh my God, Matt, what‐‐ 185 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,840 ‐ No, I mean, and so have you! 186 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,175 We have all aged very well. ‐ Matt, good luck with that. 187 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,637 Hey, but seriously, is that your black sedan out front? 188 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,222 It's been reported stolen. 189 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,932 I ran the plates and it's registered under your name 190 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:39,102 so I'm gonna assume you didn't steal your own car? 191 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,396 DERRICK: Yeah, probably someone from my, um, 192 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,981 online fan club. 193 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,275 BENNIE: Huh, that's a weird thing for a fan to do. 194 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,693 Listen, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to 195 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,486 bring you down to the station tomorrow and sort it out. 196 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,363 ‐ Yeah, no problem. 197 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,740 ‐ Uh, I gotta get back on patrol, 198 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,450 but can we all hang out tomorrow? 199 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,868 It'll be like the old times. MOLLY: Yeah, yeah. 200 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,619 Come by the house around 7:00, huh? 201 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,704 ‐ All right. 202 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,956 Gimme an excuse to get dolled‐up. 203 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,792 Bye. 204 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,669 ‐ He has no idea how good he looks, does he? 205 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,546 ‐ Completely oblivious. ‐ Got it. 206 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,883 ‐ Mm‐hm! Round two. 207 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,343 (Matt grunts) 208 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,055 ‐ So how are you guys doing? 209 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,306 ‐ Uh, we're okay. 210 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,308 Matt's still working at the car dealership 211 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,226 and still watches nothing but football. 212 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,561 I still have the boutique. 213 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,438 Yeah, same old, same old. 214 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,775 It's all very fine. 215 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,152 ‐ Very Spring Valley, you mean. 216 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,488 MOLLY: Honestly, I'm really glad you're here. 217 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,782 I needed a change too. 218 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,949 MATT: Hey, Molls, we gotta go. 219 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,202 Lauren had another one of her nightmares. 220 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,828 You know, I blame her imagination on you. 221 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,705 ‐ Yeah, well, she definitely didn't get it from you. 222 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,123 (Matt exclaims) 223 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,001 ‐ Oh! Hey. 224 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,128 ‐ Sorry, Mrs. C., I couldn't get her to go back to sleep. 225 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,755 ‐ Hey, baby! 226 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,298 What happened? 227 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,300 ‐ I'm scared all the bears are going to die 228 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,803 because global warming is destroying our planet 229 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,888 and they can't hibernate! 230 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,931 BECKY: She wanted to hear a bedtime story 231 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,682 but it freaked her out. 232 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,434 ‐ Oh, you mean that nature one? 233 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,186 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah, I like to change 234 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,855 the ending on that one, it gets weirdly dark. 235 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,273 ‐ Oh. ‐ Well, thanks, Becky, 236 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,316 you can take off if you want. 237 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,777 ‐ Thanks. Sorry again. 238 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,862 ‐ Ah! 239 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,323 ‐ See you around, squirt! 240 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,535 ‐ All right, bug, let's get you to bed, huh? 241 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,161 Come on, I'll be your bear, come on. 242 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,913 (Matt growls) 243 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:25,250 Say goodnight to Derrick! LAUREN: Goodnight. 244 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,501 MOLLY: Hey, I'll show you to your room. 245 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,504 You get to stay in Matt's man cave. 246 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,631 (Derrick sighs) 247 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,300 (soft music) 248 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:40,223 ♪ 249 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,478 (notification pings) 250 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,731 ♪ 251 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,858 JAX: What up, Jaxers? 252 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:51,401 It's ya boy, Jax. 253 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,986 Back at it again with another video, 254 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,487 you already know what's good. 255 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,866 Got a quick lil' update about that doucher, Derdick. 256 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,242 (exaggerated laughter) 257 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,578 He is now officially cancelled! 258 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,121 Oh, baby! 259 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,456 So shout‐out to you all for making sure everyone knows 260 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,876 how much of a loser wannabe he is. 261 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:11,254 No one messes with Jax, baby, mm, mm, mm. 262 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,214 Anyways, just gonna leave a little friendly reminder 263 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,591 of all his socials on the screen 264 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,427 if you wanna say, like, hi, you know, or whatever. 265 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,636 (sarcastic laughter) 266 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:22,265 Jax out, baby. 267 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,684 (notifications pinging) 268 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,812 (tense music) 269 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:32,901 ♪ 270 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:33,902 (Derrick sighs) 271 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,361 DERRICK: Here we go. 272 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:44,120 ♪ 273 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,667 SUSAN: So you're the new guy. 274 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,836 ‐ Susan! 275 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,630 We have gotta stop meeting like this! 276 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,840 [chuckling] SUSAN: Well, you know, 277 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,510 I was here first, so... ‐ Ah, yes. 278 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,639 ‐ Ooh, so since Kathy is talking to Jim, 279 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,140 I'm guessing that everyone's gonna know 280 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,226 about that whole Internet pariah thing 281 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,061 by, like, lunch. 282 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,688 ‐ Is there anyone on this planet who doesn't know? 283 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,607 ‐ I mean, you were trending. 284 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,401 ‐ Susan! 285 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,945 Crazy thing. 286 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,155 I still don't have the new Pooka design 287 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,157 on my desk yet! 288 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,408 You know, the unveiling's next week. 289 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,286 Were you...planning to do that today, or‐‐ 290 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,373 SUSAN: Yes, yes; sorry, sir, it's on the way. 291 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,708 ‐ You're the new copywriter, huh? 292 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,252 Well, it's nice that the company's taking on 293 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,255 a #charitycase. 294 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,341 Just try to keep a low profile, huh? 295 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,884 Get him started on my speech ASAP. 296 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,678 ‐ Mm‐hm. 297 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,096 ‐ Who is he? SUSAN: Amir. 298 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,014 He's the general manager. 299 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,184 He's been up my ass about this whole Pooka redesign 300 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,644 we're launching next week. 301 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,021 But if you have any questions, I'm over in Marketing. 302 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:56,943 We're, like, somewhere over in that general vicinity. 303 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,486 ‐ By the other generic cubicles? 304 00:12:58,486 --> 00:12:59,737 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Got it. 305 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,030 ‐ Cool. 306 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,949 See you around, stranger. 307 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,784 ‐ See you around, stranger. 308 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,083 (he sighs) 309 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,584 (elevator bell dings) 310 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,129 (notifications ping) 311 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,840 (mellow elevator music) 312 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:24,762 ♪ 313 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:34,022 (dramatic musical tone) 314 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,732 POOKA FIGURE: Boo! ‐ (Derrick screams) 315 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,234 POOKA FIGURE: Whoa, dude! 316 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,986 Chill out! 317 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,446 I was just messing with you. 318 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,864 ‐ What is happening? 319 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,198 ‐ Name's Andy. 320 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,159 I'm in charge of social media. 321 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,454 Had to get some promo shots with the OG Pooka here for Insta. 322 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,873 ♪ 323 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,791 Wait. 324 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,209 I recognize you. 325 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,420 You‐‐you're the new copywriter? 326 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,713 ‐ Yeah. 327 00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,007 That's me. ANDY: Cool. 328 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,800 That means you work for me. 329 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,303 ♪ 330 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,679 ‐ Wow. 331 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,890 You are... 332 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,141 very young. 333 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,018 ‐ Yeah. Got fast‐tracked. 334 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:15,521 Dad's an associate regional manager! 335 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,856 DERRICK: So that's the original 336 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,940 Pooka doll? 337 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,318 ANDY: Yeah, the one and only. 338 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:24,113 You know the story about the chick who created it, right? 339 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,740 ‐ No. 340 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,492 ‐ She went nuts, 341 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,660 killed her husband, 342 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,872 and lit herself on fire. 343 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,874 (eerie music) 344 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,958 ‐ Really? 345 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,168 ‐ Yup. 346 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,377 Fucked‐up, huh? 347 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,588 (elevator bell dings) 348 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,465 (mellow elevator music) 349 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,218 Hey, anyway, peace out, Derrick. 350 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,096 ♪ 351 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,599 (birdsong) 352 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,018 (dark musical tone) 353 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,563 (notification pings) 354 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,193 What up, Jaxers? 355 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,945 It's ya boy, Jax, 356 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,988 comin' at you with some hot goss. 357 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,533 But first, a very special shout‐out 358 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,452 to a truly dedicated Jaxer for trackin' down 359 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,578 our favorite loser. 360 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,039 Aww, poor Derdick! 361 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,415 Looks like he went a little wee‐wee 362 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,126 and ran all the way back home! 363 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,460 (exaggerated laughter) 364 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,046 I think it's my duty to give him a, uh, 365 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,840 very special homecoming. 366 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,467 So if there are any Jaxers in the Spring Valley area, 367 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,720 make sure to do your very best to welcome him back. 368 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,392 SUSAN: Hey. What are you doing back? 369 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,519 ‐ Some asshat fucked with my car. 370 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,813 SUSAN: Oh. 371 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,898 "You sux"? ‐ Right? 372 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,191 If you're gonna insult a writer, 373 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,777 at least use proper grammar. 374 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,529 ‐ You gonna go to HR? 375 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,030 What happened to keeping a low profile? 376 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,074 ‐ Maybe you're right. 377 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,034 SUSAN: Well, either way, I'll see you tonight. 378 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,578 DERRICK: Tonight? 379 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,204 ‐ Yeah, at your welcome home party. 380 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,581 Molly texted me about it? 381 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,582 (Derrick sighs heavily) 382 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,084 Oh...was that a surprise? 383 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,085 ‐ To me, it was. 384 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,837 SUSAN: Oops. Um... 385 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,213 well, see ya there. 386 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,591 ‐ Yeah. Bring alcohol. 387 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,301 Please, yeah. ‐ Okay, yeah. 388 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,677 (notification pings) 389 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,185 (uproarious laughter) 390 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,604 (alt rock music) 391 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,189 DERRICK: Remember that time 392 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,066 when we, uh, tried to TP Mrs. Kruger's house? 393 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,359 ‐ We tried to TP her place 394 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,153 but you couldn't get the TP roll over the tree. 395 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,237 DERRICK: You know what? 396 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,947 Matt was the athlete, not me, right? 397 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,283 ‐ I had the muscles to take it over the top, baby! 398 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:35,203 ‐ Had. ‐ Aww! 399 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,288 Hey, Bennie, you might wanna take it easy on those brownies. 400 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,332 They're, uh, Molly's special recipe. 401 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,375 ‐ Mm! Honestly, these are fantastic! 402 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,211 ‐ No, it‐‐ 403 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,545 ‐ You put weed in here? 404 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,214 ‐ Yes! BENNIE: No! I can't get high! 405 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,341 I'm a sheriff's deputy. ‐ Sorry! 406 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,635 ‐ Oh, what the hell. 407 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,136 So good. 408 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,638 ‐ You guys, this is so much fun. 409 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,264 It's just like when we were kids, right? 410 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,641 MATT: This is making me miss being 16. 411 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,101 I just wanna be 16 again. DERRICK: Are you kidding me? 412 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:03,314 Do you know how awful it would be to be a teenager now, okay? 413 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,359 Social media's the worst invention ever. 414 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,735 ‐ All right, I can't do it. 415 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,237 Everyone's dancing around the issue 416 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,529 and I have no idea what's going on, 417 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,948 so I gotta ask, Derrick, 418 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,491 what is it with you and the internet thing? 419 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,534 ‐ Bennie! DERRICK: No, it's fine. 420 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,286 Figures Bennie wouldn't know. 421 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,957 I, um, wrote a book about online personalities 422 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,168 that pissed off one of the biggest influencers 423 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:28,673 on the internet, some douchebag named Jax. 424 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,216 ‐ I'm sorry, man. 425 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,051 I know he's ruining your life, but... 426 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,555 Jax puts out the funniest videos. 427 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,974 (quirky music) 428 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:41,102 ‐ Mm...um... 429 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,187 ‐ Wait, didn't his videos hurt kids? 430 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,440 Like, they were eating marbles and, like, rupturing colons? 431 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,192 ‐ Yeah‐‐kids, adults, a lot of people did it. 432 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,319 Like, a lot of people do it, like, all kinds of people, 433 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,446 adults too. 434 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,825 SUSAN: Um...so what happened? 435 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,869 DERRICK: He made it his mission to ruin my life. 436 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,665 Sent his horde to crucify me on social media, 437 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,335 flooded online sites with bad reviews, 438 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,547 boycotted my publisher, killed sales. 439 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,799 He, uh, destroyed my career. 440 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,219 All that work was just erased from existence. 441 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,138 Might as well have been dead. 442 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,139 POOKA DOLL: Dead! 443 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,641 (collective gasp) 444 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,934 ‐ Oh! 445 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,853 ‐ Mom? I had a nightmare. 446 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,439 MOLLY: Oh, baby, come over here. 447 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,566 Was it about pomegranates again? 448 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,610 Look, I know those seeds are weird, 449 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,945 but it's just a fruit, I promise. 450 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,448 ‐ No, it was Momo. 451 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,950 BENNIE: Oh, sweetie is that, like, a K‐pop band? 452 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,952 MATT: Uh, no, not exactly. 453 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,080 Momo is a dumb, scary‐looking doll thing 454 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,875 with big bug eyes, right? 455 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,793 ‐ Oh yeah, Kathy sent that to me. 456 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,420 Bunch of kids made up a story 457 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,047 that if you don't do what Momo says, 458 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,674 she'll make you‐‐ ‐ Mm...mm... 459 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,593 ‐ do...do bad things. MOLLY: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 460 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,011 So, someone sent it to Matt 461 00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:00,348 and he accidentally showed it to a certain little girl. 462 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,224 ‐ All right, let's get you to bed before 463 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,226 Mommy sics Momo on both of us. 464 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,186 Say goodnight! 465 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,896 (all say goodnight) 466 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,898 MATT: Goodnight, everybody, let's go, let's go... 467 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,233 All right, bug, goodnight, muah! 468 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,110 ‐ Don't forget Jenni! 469 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,321 ‐ You know Jenni's not real, right? 470 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,947 ‐ Don't listen to him, Jenni. 471 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,575 Mom says we can manifest ethereal entities 472 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,203 with our psychic energies. 473 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,246 ‐ Right. Okay. 474 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,957 Uh, goodnight, Jenni, muah! 475 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,417 Don't keep her up too late, okay? 476 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,170 (tender music) 477 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,963 ♪ 478 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,840 MOLLY: She is just like I was when I was little. 479 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,133 ‐ Weird as fuck? 480 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:40,054 (Susan spits, all laugh) 481 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:43,432 So what's with the whole murder‐suicide thing in Pooka? 482 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,143 ‐ You didn't hear about what happened last year? 483 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,062 ‐ It was Ellie Burgis. 484 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,772 Do you remember her? She was in our class. 485 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:53,484 She used to sit in the back row and, like, eat her own hair? 486 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,486 MATT: Oh, Ellie Burgess! 487 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,196 Yeah, Ellie Burgess and I went on a couple dates 488 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,322 back in the day. 489 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,658 Talk about a bullet dodged. 490 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,702 SUSAN: She actually came up with the idea for the doll 491 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,994 when she was working in Accounting. 492 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,913 The company bought it off of her, but then 493 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,625 they wanted to do a remodel to spruce it up 494 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,377 and she went berserk 495 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,630 and Security had to, like, escort her out of the building 496 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,217 and she did it that night. 497 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,719 BENNIE: You know, I was the one that got called to the scene 498 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,387 that night. 499 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,972 ‐ I don't wanna hear about this. ‐ Oh, I wanna hear about that. 500 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,807 ‐ Come on. ‐ No! 501 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,726 BENNIE: Well, we needed forensics to tell 502 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,769 the bodies apart because they were so charred. 503 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,229 You wanna know the creepiest part? 504 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,148 ‐ Because that wasn't creepy enough? 505 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,567 ‐ She was wearing a Pooka mask when she did it 506 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,694 and it melted to her face. 507 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,821 (Susan gasps) 508 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,657 MATT: Bennie! Why do you have that on your phone? 509 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,368 You brought that up so fast! 510 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,747 ‐ What would make someone do that? 511 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,664 (sharp thud) 512 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,291 (collective gasp) 513 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,376 (relieved laughter) 514 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,086 ‐ Hey, use the doorbell! 515 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,213 Jesus Christ! DERRICK: No, I got it, I got it. 516 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,757 ‐ Okay. ‐ God. 517 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,554 TAUNTER: You suck, Derdick! 518 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,347 (egg smashes against door) 519 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:06,974 ‐ What is going on? 520 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,142 (he sighs) 521 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,935 ‐ Well, bad news, Matt and Molly. 522 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,855 Apparently, the Jackoffs know where I'm staying. 523 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,399 (group laments) 524 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,985 ‐ Maybe you should send Momo after them. 525 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,780 ‐ Or Ellie, huh? 526 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,323 (Susan gasps) 527 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,991 Right? Just imagine just a crazy chick 528 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,451 in a melted Pooka mask. 529 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,162 That's scarier than Momo. 530 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,413 ‐ What if we did that? 531 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,998 ‐ Did what? 532 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,958 ‐ What if we made our own Momo? 533 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,503 But for adults, based on Ellie? 534 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,421 You know, really fuck with other people online 535 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,049 for a change, especially Jax. 536 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,884 We could go viral. 537 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,428 ‐ But how do you make it, you know, spread on the internet? 538 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,305 DERRICK: Oh, people love to join in on stupid shit. 539 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,432 We just come up with some ridiculous ritual 540 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,059 that you can do to summon Pooka. 541 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,145 It'll be like Bloody Mary meets the ice bucket challenge. 542 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,314 SUSAN: Okay, okay, what could the ritual be? 543 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,358 MATT: Well, if it's involving Pooka, 544 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,777 maybe we have 'em do the Pooka dance thing, 545 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:03,197 the Pooka‐see, Pooka‐do thing, like, whatever that is? 546 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,990 MOLLY: Okay, yeah, that is kinda cute. 547 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,492 DERRICK: Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that, but... 548 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,494 more stupid. ‐ Yeah. 549 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,454 BENNIE: Well, she burned herself alive. 550 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,207 (tense music) 551 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,794 Why don't we get people to eat something really, really spicy? 552 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,921 ‐ No, the spicy food challenge stuff, 553 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,798 like the Hot Ones thing, that's played out, 554 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,091 that's too hacked. 555 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,593 But eating something, that's always a big thing. 556 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,053 That's good, but what would it be? 557 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,389 ♪ 558 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,765 ‐ What about ash? 559 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:33,435 ♪ 560 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,355 ‐ Morbid. I love it, Susan. 561 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,566 [chuckling] ‐ Thank you. 562 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,903 DERRICK: In order to do the full ceremony, 563 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,823 you eat ash, symbolizing the Salem witch trials, 564 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,367 where her ancestors were punished. 565 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,619 Put on the Pooka mask and do the Pooka dance 566 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,205 while singing the full lyrics. 567 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,748 The spell goes, 568 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,042 "Pooka see, Pooka do. 569 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,712 If you're bad, he'll come for you. 570 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,423 With fuzzy ears and eyes of red, 571 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,843 you'd best behave or else you're dead." 572 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,344 All right, I think I got it. 573 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,388 Ellie's fake family history about her ancestors 574 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,015 being witches, 575 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,350 bunch of random mysticism courtesy of Molly. 576 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,185 ‐ Yeah! ‐ Mm‐hm. 577 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,104 ‐ You do all of this and Pooka will judge 578 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,939 if you're naughty. 579 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,442 You can even challenge your friends to join in. 580 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,902 ‐ That's where it's at. 581 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,278 MOLLY: Uh, yeah, guys, 582 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,946 I don't know about this. 583 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,698 That's an angry spirit you're messing with. 584 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,409 Can we just not post it? 585 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,912 MATT: Molly, see, this is why Lauren always has nightmares, 586 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,496 'cause you talk about this stuff like it's real. 587 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,748 (Molly scoffs) 588 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,124 ‐ Oh, come on, Molly. 589 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,460 Live a‐‐live a little! 590 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,754 ‐ Bennie, you're so stoned! 591 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,839 Stop eating the brownies! 592 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,758 ‐ But they're delicious! 593 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,718 (laughter) 594 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,261 MOLLY: Oh my God, you're so high! 595 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,679 ‐ But seriously... 596 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,764 I think you should post it. 597 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,725 Because if Amir sees it, he will lose his shit. 598 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:59,271 ♪ 599 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,230 ‐ Done. 600 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,231 (click) 601 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,484 ‐ Ah. 602 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,278 MATT: All right, you're finished, great. 603 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,239 But this creative genius has got to go to bed. 604 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,491 POOKA DOLL: Finished! 605 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,993 (collective gasp) 606 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,954 ‐ Oh, I'm never getting high again. 607 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:23,087 ♪ 608 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,445 (dramatic music) 609 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:54,368 ♪ 610 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,596 ‐ Hey, Jaxers! 611 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,724 It's ya boy, Jax. Ya'll have been begging me 612 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,350 to try this whole Pooka Challenge. 613 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,227 Here we go. Now, if I've been naughty, 614 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,605 which, come on, I'm Jax, y'all, 615 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:26,066 Pooka will come and beat the shit outta me, okay? 616 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,945 So I've decided to risk it all for you Jaxers. 617 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,905 [exhaling deeply] Here we go. 618 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,907 (techno music) 619 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,242 [chuckling] Bone apple teeth! 620 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,327 ♪ 621 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,370 Yecch. 622 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,706 ♪ 623 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:41,915 That's nasty. 624 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:45,627 ♪ 625 00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,921 ♪ Pooka see, Pooka do ♪ 626 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,882 ♪ If you're bad, he'll come for you ♪ 627 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,134 ♪ With fuzzy ears and eyes of red ♪ 628 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:55,054 ♪ You'd best behave or else you're dead ♪ 629 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,682 (clears his throat) 630 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,351 Uh, I challenge my bros Frotropious and WillyTT 631 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,352 to take the challenge. 632 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,271 (he coughs) 633 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,689 Subscribe. 634 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,524 ANDY: Yo, you have to do the Pooka Challenge. 635 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,692 Even Jax did it. 636 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,904 Get me a Pooka mask stat. 637 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,238 ‐ What did Jax do? 638 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,658 ANDY: Um ...it's called Google, old man. 639 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,285 (Andy snickers) 640 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,667 (typing) 641 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,879 (fantastical music) 642 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:34,676 ♪ 643 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:38,889 ‐ Holy shit, we're trending! 644 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:40,307 ‐ Oh my God, did you see? 645 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,558 ‐ Yes, yes, we actually went viral! 646 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,310 ‐ I know, right? 647 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:47,272 By the way, ash tastes terrible. 648 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,024 ‐ What‐‐you... 649 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,193 you actually tried it? 650 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,945 We made it up! ‐ I know, I had to! 651 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,822 Kathy made everyone in the office do it. 652 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,074 But, you know, good work, copywriter. 653 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,617 (he chuckles faintly) 654 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,329 So, hey, would you maybe wanna get dinner tomorrow? 655 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:03,956 You know, catch up? 656 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:07,167 ‐ Oh, yeah‐‐uh, yeah, sure. 657 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,087 SUSAN: Cool. Well, how 'bout Footsies? 658 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,464 ‐ Is that like literally the only restaurant in town? 659 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,800 ‐ What? I love the breadsticks. 660 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,843 AMIR: Susan! 661 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,302 ‐ Yeah. ‐ We are facing a code red 662 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,554 PR crisis. 663 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,305 What are you doing to help out, exactly? 664 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,767 ‐ I'm just giving Derrick notes on his copy for Pooka Day. 665 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:27,813 ‐ Okay. Your little‐ass pal is the least of our worries. 666 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,816 I need you to please get your head in the game. 667 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,569 ‐ Mm‐hm, I'm sorry, sir, I'm‐‐I'm coming. 668 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,778 (indistinct whispering) 669 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,782 MATT: Oh‐ho‐ho my God! 670 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,285 Stores are selling out of the Pooka mask. 671 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,704 We better be getting a fat royalty check for this. 672 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,873 ‐ I thought I imagined this whole thing. 673 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,709 Do not ever let me taste your baked goods again, Matt. 674 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,336 ‐ Fuck Jax, I can't believe he actually did it. 675 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,463 ‐ Well, I mean, I did it too 'cause, like, you know, 676 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,007 what he does, I do. 677 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:58,343 Usually, it's just... 678 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,887 I mean, I stay on trend, you know? 679 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,138 I just try and keep up with the... 680 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,639 (notification beeps) 681 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,016 Oh, okay. 682 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142 I got daddy duty. 683 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,268 You guys have a good time. 684 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,478 Here you go, Bennie. ‐ Ew! Matt! 685 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,230 ‐ What? No beer left behind, right? 686 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,857 See you guys later. 687 00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,358 NEWSCASTER: Social media influencers 688 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,152 have taken the internet by storm, 689 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,571 igniting the Pooka Challenge. 690 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,781 Experts are saying this is quickly becoming 691 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:23,368 the biggest internet sensation of all time. 692 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:28,540 ‐ The most influential thing I've ever written. 693 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,878 And I can't even take credit for it. 694 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,046 ‐ Whatever, man. 695 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,132 Don't these things just blow over anyway? 696 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,426 ‐ No, no, they definitely do not. 697 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:41,887 I have over a half a million followers who are trolling me 698 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:45,891 and they are not letting it go. 699 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,393 And a stalker. BENNIE: What? 700 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,479 Oh no. 701 00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,064 No. 702 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:56,526 "Hey. This is Derrick's friend 703 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,237 the police officer. 704 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:03,867 Now I have your cell number, asshole." 705 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,370 You're welcome. 706 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,164 ‐ My hero. 707 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,625 ‐ All right, well, I'm calling it. 708 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,251 I got an early shift tomorrow. 709 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,337 Get home safe, bud. 710 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:16,755 ‐ Goodnight, Officer. 711 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:20,258 ‐ Okay, so, we're gonna go to the beach, 712 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,135 you know, get shirtless, 713 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,262 and then fuck up some Pooka toys. 714 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,514 (he chuckles) 715 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,933 Yeah. Obviously, I'm gonna livestream it. 716 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:28,892 (he scoffs) 717 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:32,270 Wh‐‐I'm deadass, Brad! 718 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,856 Yeah, I don't care if it's littering. 719 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,401 Bro, this whole Pooka thing is getting me way more views 720 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,152 than the IG pics of my abs. 721 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,154 Yeah, I know, I didn't believe it either. 722 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:45,117 Anyways, we are riding this wave to a new brand deal, okay? 723 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,868 POOKA DOLL: Deal! 724 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,830 (eerie music) 725 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,957 ♪ 726 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,625 JAX: Fuckin' toy. 727 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:59,506 ♪ 728 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,137 (record tone chimes) 729 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,346 What up, Jaxers? 730 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,974 It's ya boy Jax coming to you live! 731 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,350 Just wanna say a quick little thank you 732 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:13,103 to everyone for supporting me on my latest video. 733 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,730 (clattering thud) 734 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:20,694 ♪ 735 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,158 Oh. Anyways, uh, just wanted to say 736 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,702 I have a very, very special treat lined up 737 00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,120 for all you Pooka fans, you already‐‐ 738 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,997 (door jostling) 739 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:37,878 ♪ 740 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,841 Uh, sorry, Jaxers, just got a little distracted. 741 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,301 (thudding) 742 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:48,889 ♪ 743 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,640 (dramatic musical tone) 744 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,018 What the hell? 745 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,394 (slicing stab) 746 00:30:54,394 --> 00:31:00,358 ♪ 747 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,862 (Pooka roars) 748 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:08,825 (Jax coughs, exclaims) 749 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,411 Help! 750 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,663 Someone help me! 751 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,958 (thudding footsteps) 752 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:22,881 ♪ 753 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,884 Help! 754 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,969 (Jax screams) 755 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:33,350 ♪ 756 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,061 (blood spurts) 757 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:38,063 Mom! 758 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,274 (slicing stabs) 759 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:47,197 ♪ 760 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:09,219 ♪ 761 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,606 ‐ Fucking influencers. 762 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,900 (engine rumbles to life) 763 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,819 Cheers. ‐ Cheers! 764 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:26,945 DERRICK: Oh my God. 765 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,239 Remember when my mom used to drop us off here? 766 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:31,158 [laughing] ‐ Yes! 767 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,160 And those ominous warnings she used to give us? 768 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,911 DERRICK: "Be safe." 769 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,580 Like she thought we were just gonna go into the bathroom 770 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,373 and start bangin'. 771 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,501 ‐ I mean, nothing turns me on like garlic and butter. 772 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,670 ‐ So you, uh, meeting a lot of new people? 773 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,299 ‐ Uh, yeah, well, I'm seeing, like, five guys at once, so. 774 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,301 ‐ Hm. SUSAN: Really mastered 775 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,844 playing the field here in Spring Valley. 776 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:55,098 ‐ I am very proud of you. 777 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,309 But seriously, are you? 778 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,351 ‐ No! 779 00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,187 Have you seen how busy I am? 780 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:01,646 Every living thing in my house dies. 781 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,316 I can't commit to a human. 782 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:09,070 So, um...you got any ideas for your next book? 783 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,572 ‐ I think it's safe to say that my writing career 784 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,408 is pretty much over. 785 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,035 ‐ You can't just give up, Derrick. 786 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,453 You've always wanted to be a writer. 787 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,495 ‐ Yeah, well, that was before 788 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,414 the world thought I was an asshole. 789 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,917 Now they could care less what I have to say. 790 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,793 ‐ So what are you gonna do? 791 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,421 ‐ Play it by ear. 792 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,216 Hopefully, this whole thing dies down 793 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,509 and then I get a writing job doing food reviews 794 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:35,222 for a little gazette in New York. 795 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,974 ‐ So you're going back there, then? 796 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,851 ‐ Maybe. 797 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,020 I don't know, that's where my life was. 798 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,773 (tender music) 799 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,609 ♪ 800 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:53,031 So, um...aww... SUSAN: WHAT? 801 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,574 DERRICK: Do you ever think what would've happened 802 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,994 if we stayed together? 803 00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,664 SUSAN: Hm. 804 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:03,333 Well, I would be miserable in New York 805 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,918 or you would be miserable here. 806 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:06,419 (they chuckle) 807 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,588 ‐ Come on. 808 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,299 It's New York, Susan. 809 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,094 ‐ Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 810 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:17,013 I actually like it here and you don't. 811 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:21,059 All you've ever wanted is to get out and be seen. 812 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,435 ‐ What does that mean? 813 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:25,397 ‐ Don't act like you don't know. 814 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,690 I mean, this whole thing with Jax. 815 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:29,442 I mean, you hate it but you're obsessed with it. 816 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:32,946 Why don't you just delete your social profiles? 817 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,739 (he sighs) 818 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,492 I'm just saying that what you wanted isn't here. 819 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,203 And all I've ever wanted is... 820 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:41,830 ‐ What, to be in a town full of nobodies 821 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:45,792 obsessed with some obnoxious children's toy? 822 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,253 (she scoffs) 823 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,172 ‐ So this life that you have up there, 824 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,799 how many people actually gave a shit 825 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,134 when all this went down? 826 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,552 ‐ Okay, you know what? It's New York, okay? 827 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:56,845 I got dropped. 828 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,305 They'll welcome me back eventually. 829 00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,181 ‐ Okay, well here in Spring Valley, 830 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:02,309 there's people like Molly who open their home to you 831 00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:03,518 because they're good people. 832 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,936 (he exclaims) 833 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,272 I mean, did you even visit Molly when she had Lauren? 834 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,984 ♪ 835 00:35:10,984 --> 00:35:13,945 Yeah, I didn't think so. 836 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,698 I mean, when you left, you just dropped all of us. 837 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:17,824 You got successful and then all of a sudden 838 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:20,869 it was like none of us even mattered anymore. 839 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,871 Until you needed us. 840 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,080 So don't you dare act like you're better 841 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,457 than this place. 842 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:30,837 ♪ 843 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,631 DERRICK: Hey‐‐Susan, Susan! 844 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:33,840 ‐ I'm parked down there. 845 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,216 ‐ Okay, I'll walk you to your car. 846 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,801 ‐ No, it's cool, I got it. 847 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,720 ‐ Hey, listen, I'm sorry about what I said before, 848 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,930 I didn't mean it. 849 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,390 ‐ No, you did. 850 00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,309 And that's just who you are, 851 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,769 and that's okay. 852 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,437 And it was really great catching up with you. 853 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,522 I'll see you at the office. 854 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,359 ‐ Yeah, okay, just... 855 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,778 Bye, Susan! 856 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:57,906 (eerie music) 857 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,825 ♪ 858 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,035 (notification pings) 859 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:07,957 ♪ 860 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,048 (car alarm chirps) 861 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:17,926 (phone ringtone sounding) 862 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:23,932 ♪ 863 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:27,227 SUSAN: Oh God, Amir, fuck Pooka! 864 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:32,524 ♪ 865 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,776 ‐ (engine starts) ‐ (dramatic musical tone) 866 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,279 Andy? 867 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:43,159 ♪ 868 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,911 (notification pings) 869 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:48,707 ♪ 870 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,042 "You've been naughty"? 871 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:56,965 ♪ 872 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,678 ‐ (Pooka roars) ‐ (Susan screams) 873 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:05,515 ♪ 874 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,475 (she screams) 875 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,602 (engine roars) 876 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:15,567 ♪ 877 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,653 (brakes screech) 878 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,155 (thud) 879 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,866 (she pants) 880 00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,410 ♪ 881 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:28,580 (screeching tone) 882 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,999 ♪ 883 00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,417 (tone abruptly stops) 884 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:36,337 (distant dog bays) 885 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,256 [panting] Oh my God. 886 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:42,510 ‐ Susan! ‐ Oh! Jesus Christ, Derrick! 887 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,511 ‐ What happened? 888 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,637 ‐ I was attacked! 889 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,014 ‐ Attacked? By who? 890 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,641 ‐ I don't know, I don't know what... 891 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,560 ‐ Your car. 892 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,229 "Naughty"? SUSAN: What?! 893 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:54,439 BENNIE: So you were attacked by someone 894 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,857 wearing a Pooka suit? 895 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:58,026 ‐ Yeah, I think so. 896 00:37:58,026 --> 00:37:59,444 Derrick and I had just finished dinner, 897 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:02,697 and then, he was just at my car, 898 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,159 and he had... he had these scissors. 899 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,744 Like we wrote in the story. 900 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,078 And then he was just gone. 901 00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:12,373 ‐ I got a text from the stalker just as she was being attacked. 902 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,709 ‐ Does someone know we posted that story? 903 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,377 ‐ Can't we just take it down, Derrick? 904 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:19,214 ‐ I‐‐no one knows it was actually us 905 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:21,257 that posted it. 906 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,801 ‐ You won't delete it because it's popular, 907 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,594 won't you? 908 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,805 ‐ It's out there now. ‐ (Susan scoffs) 909 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,058 ‐ Bennie, I mean, should we be worried, or... 910 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,226 ‐ I don't know. 911 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,895 Just be careful, keep your doors locked. 912 00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:35,438 Suzie, I'm gonna take you down to the station 913 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:36,981 so we can file a report. 914 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,441 And I'm gonna run that number that's been harassing you, 915 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:39,734 see who it belongs to. 916 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,027 ‐ Yeah, no, thanks. 917 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:42,320 Suzie, I'm really sorry about that. 918 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,364 SUSAN: Yeah. 919 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:46,699 (dramatic musical tone) 920 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:58,503 ♪ 921 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,921 [knocking] ‐ Knock, knock! 922 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:02,298 ‐ Hey! Molly, what's up? 923 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,300 MOLLY: I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 924 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,678 Seemed kinda tense down there with Susan, huh? 925 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:07,929 DERRICK: Yeah. 926 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:10,431 I, uh, really fucked up. 927 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:12,851 ♪ 928 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,269 Started thinking maybe you were right, 929 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,603 so I was checking to see if anyone figured out 930 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,230 it was us. 931 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,275 This thing's really taken on a life of its own. 932 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:21,359 ‐ What do you mean? 933 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,610 DERRICK: People keep adding to it, 934 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,362 saying that it has razor‐sharp claws, 935 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,155 can teleport... 936 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:28,700 Starting to talk about it like it's actually real. 937 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,244 ‐ Well, they probably do think it's real. 938 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,745 Never underestimate how willing people are 939 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:34,372 to believe in something. 940 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,623 Did you know in some cultures, 941 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,625 they actually believe the imagination can create 942 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,252 things that... 943 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:42,088 I'm gonna stop talking now. 944 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:44,132 Goodnight. 945 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,174 DERRICK: Hey, Moll? 946 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:46,467 ‐ Yep? 947 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:47,594 DERRICK: You know, it's not too late for me to get 948 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,761 a hotel room or something. 949 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:49,846 This is a lot to deal with. 950 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:51,264 You guys have done enough already. 951 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,640 MOLLY: Are you kidding? 952 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,017 You were already chased out of your home once. 953 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,810 I am not letting that happen again. 954 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:59,230 ♪ 955 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,108 ‐ You're a better friend than I deserve, Moll. 956 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,776 ‐ Mm. 957 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,904 [chuckling] Very true. 958 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,655 DERRICK: Goodnight. 959 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,074 (departing footsteps) 960 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:14,913 ANDY: Hey, Derdick! 961 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,706 Here. ‐ What's this? 962 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:19,792 ANDY: Some stuff Amir needs for the big shindig tomorrow. 963 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,879 Pooka 2.0, baby! 964 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:25,590 So, yeah, he apparently wanted it yesterday, so. 965 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,342 ‐ Yesterday? 966 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,927 Thanks for the prompt delivery. 967 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,471 ‐ Hey, no sweat, dude. 968 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:32,931 Peace out. 969 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,016 (soft music) 970 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:40,980 ♪ 971 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:48,196 (elevator powering down) 972 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,657 ♪ 973 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:52,700 (elevator powering on) 974 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,911 (ominous music) 975 00:40:54,911 --> 00:41:00,833 ♪ 976 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,883 (muffled screaming) 977 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:17,058 ‐ Hey, hey, I was... looking for you all day. 978 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:18,434 Is everything all right? 979 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:20,395 ‐ Yeah, you know, just swamped with the event. 980 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,105 ‐ Yeah, I was, um, wondering 981 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:25,483 if we could maybe try that whole... 982 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,277 dinner thing again tonight? 983 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,737 I'm clearly very rusty. 984 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,656 ‐ Uh, I actually asked Molly and Matt 985 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:36,285 if they would hang out tonight, so, um, sorry. 986 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,246 ‐ Got it! Oh, yeah, duh. 987 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,665 I still have to finish that whole speech thing 988 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,167 for your event, uh, tomorrow. 989 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,713 So, um, I will see you there 990 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:47,839 at the... 991 00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:59,183 (dark music) 992 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:04,439 ♪ 993 00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:05,940 (sighs) 994 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:11,863 ♪ 995 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:26,919 REPORTER: In international news, 996 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,047 Alex Butler was arrested in Berlin 997 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,924 for murdering his family after police responded 998 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:34,677 to sounds of screaming coming from the household. 999 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,804 Reports indicate there were four victims: 1000 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,848 his wife and their three children. 1001 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:41,642 Eyewitnesses reported that upon being arrested, 1002 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,562 the suspect was apparently hysterically claiming 1003 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,938 that he was innocent 1004 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,441 and that a creature actually committed the murders 1005 00:42:48,441 --> 00:42:51,402 after they did the now‐infamous Pooka Challenge. 1006 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,238 We'll have more details soon. 1007 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,365 ‐ This can't be real. 1008 00:42:56,365 --> 00:43:02,371 ♪ 1009 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,498 (beep) 1010 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:04,624 ♪ 1011 00:43:04,624 --> 00:43:05,750 Here you go. 1012 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:10,171 ♪ 1013 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,964 (groaning) 1014 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:17,887 ♪ 1015 00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,020 [singing] Pooka see, Pooka do. 1016 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,272 If you're bad, he'll come for you. 1017 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,775 With furry ears and eyes of red, 1018 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:33,569 best be good or else you're dead. 1019 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:39,492 ♪ 1020 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,417 (beep) 1021 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:52,255 ♪ 1022 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:53,881 (sighs) 1023 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,635 ♪ 1024 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,095 (scoffs) 1025 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:02,223 ♪ 1026 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,516 Just what I thought. 1027 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:07,061 You're just a stupid kids' toy. 1028 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:12,358 ♪ 1029 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:14,026 (typing) 1030 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,737 (eerie music) 1031 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:22,660 ♪ 1032 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:30,001 (phone chimes) 1033 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:34,755 ♪ 1034 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,007 Fuck... 1035 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,050 (door opening) 1036 00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:43,973 ♪ 1037 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:46,475 Hello? 1038 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:52,440 ♪ 1039 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,986 Andy, if that's you... 1040 00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:59,780 I'm definitely going straight to HR. 1041 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,658 (heart beating) 1042 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:05,203 (intense music) 1043 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:11,125 ♪ 1044 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,795 (heart beating) 1045 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,423 (tense music) 1046 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:23,346 ♪ 1047 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,896 Stupid fuckin' Pooka. 1048 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,814 (Pooka growling) 1049 00:45:33,814 --> 00:45:39,445 ♪ 1050 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,738 Shit! 1051 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,074 (dramatic music) 1052 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:48,412 ♪ 1053 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:50,081 (Pooka growling) 1054 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:54,001 ♪ 1055 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,796 (dial tone beeping) 1056 00:45:56,796 --> 00:46:02,718 ♪ 1057 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,472 (Pooka growling) 1058 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:12,395 ♪ 1059 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,401 PATRON: Hey, are you all right? 1060 00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:20,319 ‐ No! ‐ Swing and a miss. 1061 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,404 (Susan laughs) 1062 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:22,571 (Derrick panting) 1063 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:23,948 ‐ Oh, hi, Derrick. 1064 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:26,951 You do know this isn't actually the only place in town. 1065 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,202 ♪ 1066 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,288 MOLLY: Are you okay? ‐ Oh, yeah, I'm fine! 1067 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,414 Everything's fine! 1068 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,000 I just got attacked by a giant kids' toy! 1069 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,876 ‐ What, the guy from last night? 1070 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,462 DERRICK: No, no, everyone, just‐‐just listen to me. 1071 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:42,258 Whatever it is that tried to kill me, um... 1072 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,051 it wasn't human. 1073 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:47,305 ♪ 1074 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,308 (laughing) 1075 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,435 MATT: Uh, you okay, man, or... 1076 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,020 DERRICK: I'm serious. 1077 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:55,813 I did the ritual, and, uh... 1078 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,398 ♪ 1079 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,317 ...I think I summoned Pooka. 1080 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,443 MATT: The ritual? 1081 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:02,445 The same ritual we did the other day 1082 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,447 while drunk, the one we made up completely? 1083 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:06,699 DERRICK: Okay, okay, okay, just... 1084 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,409 hear me out. 1085 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:11,412 What if the singing, the dancing, the ash, 1086 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,873 the whole Pooka thing, 1087 00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:15,291 what if it actually works? 1088 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:16,667 MOLLY: What did I tell you? 1089 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,086 What did I tell you guys about fucking with angry spirits? 1090 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,421 SUSAN: Derrick, I know you're upset, 1091 00:47:20,421 --> 00:47:23,549 but listen to yourself‐‐ ‐ I know what I saw! 1092 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:29,555 ♪ 1093 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:31,766 ‐ Okay, your parents just called, 1094 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:33,517 so they're on their way home. 1095 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,186 That means bedtime. 1096 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,688 ‐ But you said you'd tell us a story. 1097 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:40,566 BECKY: Yeah, well, last time I read you and Jenni something, 1098 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,526 your parents almost fired me. 1099 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,362 (soft music) 1100 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,280 ♪ 1101 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,991 You want your Pooka doll? 1102 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,410 What, why not? You love Pooka. 1103 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:54,205 ‐ It's going to get me. 1104 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,041 ‐ Don't tell me you're scared of that viral thing. 1105 00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,002 Lauren, you're getting too old for this kind of stuff. 1106 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:02,380 Here. 1107 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,257 I'll prove to you... 1108 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:08,094 there's nothing to be afraid of. 1109 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,554 (music intensifying) 1110 00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,810 (cork pops out) 1111 00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:16,977 (pouring) 1112 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:27,071 (dark music) 1113 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,864 (chuckling) 1114 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:33,160 ♪ 1115 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,954 (phone vibrates) 1116 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:39,959 Naughty? 1117 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,961 (thud) 1118 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:43,921 ♪ 1119 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,424 Mrs. C, are you home? 1120 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:47,508 ♪ 1121 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:50,219 (door rattling) 1122 00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:53,597 Lauren, is that you? 1123 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:59,520 ♪ 1124 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,861 (shaky breathing) 1125 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:10,114 ♪ 1126 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:12,825 (door creaking open) 1127 00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:18,539 ♪ 1128 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,416 (eerie music) 1129 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,334 (Pooka growling) 1130 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:25,129 ♪ 1131 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:28,340 (screaming) 1132 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,843 (Pooka growling) 1133 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:33,137 (Becky screaming) 1134 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,431 (blood splattering) 1135 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:37,808 (Becky groaning) 1136 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,643 (screaming) 1137 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,437 (door slams) 1138 00:49:41,437 --> 00:49:44,732 (Pooka growling) 1139 00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:48,152 (soft music) 1140 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:49,945 ‐ Becky, we're home. 1141 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,906 (Molly sighs) 1142 00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,700 I'll check upstairs. MOLLY: Yeah. 1143 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,410 Becky? 1144 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:58,913 (Pooka lullaby music) 1145 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:04,793 ♪ 1146 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,505 MATT: She's not up there. 1147 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:08,923 MOLLY: What? I just talked to her. 1148 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:09,924 Did she leave? 1149 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:11,050 ‐ I don't know, maybe she bailed. 1150 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,177 ‐ She bailed? Oh my God, she is so fired. 1151 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,637 DERRICK: Maybe Pooka got her. 1152 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,055 ‐ Oh my God, here we go. 1153 00:50:16,055 --> 00:50:19,642 (banging) 1154 00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:21,560 SUSAN: Maybe it's the babysitter? 1155 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:27,525 ♪ 1156 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,237 (shouting) 1157 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:32,655 BENNIE: Matt, what the hell? 1158 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,031 MATT: What are you doing here, Bennie? 1159 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,200 BENNIE: I came to talk to Derrick about that phone number 1160 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,160 since he wasn't answering my calls. 1161 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,663 (sighs) 1162 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:41,872 What, did something happen? 1163 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,541 ♪ 1164 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,001 ‐ Pooka attacked me at the office. 1165 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,461 We think it's Ellie's ghost. 1166 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,879 ♪ 1167 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,339 MATT: No, that... 1168 00:50:50,339 --> 00:50:52,007 that's what Molly thinks. 1169 00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:55,052 ‐ Matt, Ellie murdered her husband 1170 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,137 and burnt herself alive... MATT: And that means now 1171 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,515 that there's a toy roaming the streets killing people? 1172 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:02,726 MOLLY: No, it means that her spirit is not at rest, 1173 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,854 and that ritual we made could be channeling it 1174 00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:08,566 and manifesting as Pooka. 1175 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:10,484 (sighs) 1176 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,695 SUSAN: So what did you find out? 1177 00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:14,905 ‐ Well I traced the phone number that's been harassing you. 1178 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,907 It belongs to some kid named Andy Jorgensen. 1179 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,660 ‐ Andy? ‐ He works at SCI. 1180 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,036 I mean, the guy's a douchebag, 1181 00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,289 but I don't think he'd actually attack anybody. 1182 00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:24,832 BENNIE: Well, I tracked the phone number. 1183 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,417 He's at Ellie's old place right now. 1184 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,669 I'm gonna go check it out and I'll let you know what I find. 1185 00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,838 DERRICK: No, no, no, it's not safe for you, Bennie. 1186 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,715 This is not something you can arrest. 1187 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:34,133 Whatever that thing is, 1188 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:36,927 it is not just some kid wearing a costume. 1189 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,846 ‐ Okay, Derrick, take a breath, calm down. 1190 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,848 MOLLY: Okay, listen, if it's a ghost, 1191 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:42,474 then the only way to get rid of it 1192 00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:44,518 is to purify the place where it died. 1193 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,854 So, here, okay. 1194 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,939 You burn the sage, you sprinkle the salt... 1195 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,274 ‐ Guys, I don't think... DERRICK: Burn the sage 1196 00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:51,650 and sprinkle the salt? SUSAN: I'm coming with you. 1197 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,569 If this is because of the ritual, I did it too. 1198 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:54,987 ‐ Guys. ‐ So I want to help. 1199 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,322 ‐ You did it? BENNIE: Okay! 1200 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:59,783 Everybody take a breath and calm down. 1201 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,035 This is getting ridiculous. 1202 00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:03,495 For once in my life, I agree with Matt. 1203 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:04,622 MATT: Wow. 1204 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,373 ‐ There are no such thing as ghosts. 1205 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,001 Okay, so I am going to Ellie's and I am bringing in Andy 1206 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:10,794 because I am an officer of the law. 1207 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:13,005 Now, if you two want to come with me, that's fine, 1208 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,840 only because I know you'll follow me anyway. 1209 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,634 ‐ That's true. All right. 1210 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,594 ‐ Call us if you need any help, okay? 1211 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,471 MATT [sarcastically]: Yeah, and be careful of the spirits 1212 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,723 and the ghosts and the goblins. 1213 00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,892 And the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, 1214 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:27,561 and elves and shit. ‐ Never having sex again. 1215 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:31,607 (dark music) 1216 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:37,529 ♪ 1217 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:43,661 ‐ Not creepy at all. 1218 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:45,245 ‐ I'm gonna check it out. 1219 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,830 Stay behind me. 1220 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:52,711 ♪ 1221 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,217 (crickets chirring) 1222 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:00,427 (tender music) 1223 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:01,970 ♪ 1224 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,431 ‐ You still have that old thing I gave you? 1225 00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:07,393 ‐ It was your, uh, goodbye present to me. 1226 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,395 SUSAN: You know I bought it for like five bucks 1227 00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:11,021 at Claire's, right? 1228 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,981 ‐ Sentimental value. 1229 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,777 ♪ 1230 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:18,737 ‐ No sign of a break‐in. 1231 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:21,990 SUSAN: Well, how are we gonna get in? 1232 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,367 ‐ Oh, wait, did... 1233 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,452 did I just hear someone call for help? 1234 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,287 ‐ What? No, I‐‐I didn't hear anything. 1235 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:29,540 ‐ I don't think so. BENNIE: No, I definitely heard 1236 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,458 someone call for help. 1237 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,711 (smashing) 1238 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,003 It's a cop thing. 1239 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:39,925 (screaming, growling) 1240 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:42,428 (Matt laughing) 1241 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:45,139 ‐ Oh, okay, okay, there is a Burmese demon 1242 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,557 called a Belu 1243 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,434 that shapeshifts and eats people. 1244 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:49,977 Maybe it's one of those. MATT: Yeah. 1245 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:51,478 Oh, you should probably call Ghostbusters. 1246 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:53,188 Maybe they can figure it out. 1247 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,858 MOLLY: Okay, what's with the condescending attitude? 1248 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,943 ‐ No, uh...sorry, you're right. 1249 00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,403 Let's just jump to the conclusion 1250 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,029 that ghosts and demons exist 1251 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:03,699 and they're stalking our friends. 1252 00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:06,201 ‐ I remember when you loved that I was into this stuff, 1253 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,995 and now it just seems to annoy you. 1254 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,748 ‐ I just wish you were a bit more realistic sometimes. 1255 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,708 ‐ What? MATT: Molly, our daughter 1256 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,127 believes she has an invisible friend because of you. 1257 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,962 ‐ So? MATT: She's 8 years old, Moll! 1258 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:19,256 She shouldn't be learning about Tibetan mysticism. 1259 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,632 MOLLY: Oh, I'm sorry 1260 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,176 that I think there's more to the world 1261 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:24,428 than drinking beer and watching television. 1262 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:27,514 ‐ Oh my God, look, it's not a demon. 1263 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:31,185 It's just some people being idiots online. 1264 00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,191 ‐ Well, it's clear we see things differently. 1265 00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:39,193 MATT: Oh my God. 1266 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,278 LAUREN: Mom, Dad? 1267 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,280 ‐ Hey, bud. ‐ Hey, baby. 1268 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,948 Did you have another bad dream? 1269 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,200 ‐ No. 1270 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,077 (tense music) 1271 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:51,497 [whispering] There's someone in my room. 1272 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:57,377 ♪ 1273 00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:06,136 ‐ So, um, what is it that we're looking for? 1274 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,763 DERRICK: Some sign of Pooka. 1275 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:09,306 BENNIE: No, we're looking to see 1276 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,099 if a person has been here recently. 1277 00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:13,519 DERRICK: I'm probably the first black guy to say this to a cop, 1278 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:16,188 but I'd feel a lot safer if you'd take out your gun. 1279 00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:17,397 ‐ I don't know, man. 1280 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,441 I didn't pack my silver bullets. 1281 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:20,901 ♪ 1282 00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:22,152 ‐ Hey, look. 1283 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:28,075 ♪ 1284 00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:39,545 ‐ So this is where it happened. 1285 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:40,837 ♪ 1286 00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:42,798 LAUREN: Jenni and I saw something. 1287 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:45,842 MATT: No, Jenni, you just imagined you saw something. 1288 00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:48,929 LAUREN: But it's Pooka, he was watching me. 1289 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,222 MOLLY: No, baby, we told you 1290 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,932 that was just a story we made up. 1291 00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:54,476 LAUREN: Becky did it. MATT: Becky did what? 1292 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:56,728 ‐ She did the dance and put it online 1293 00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:58,313 and now she's gone. 1294 00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:02,276 ♪ 1295 00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,403 MOLLY: Honey... 1296 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,904 where is Becky? 1297 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:08,073 MATT: Moll, no, stop, just watch Lauren. 1298 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:09,324 I'm gonna check the room. 1299 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,409 MOLLY: No. 1300 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:11,410 No, Matt! 1301 00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,828 Matt, don't you go in that room! 1302 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:14,788 MATT: Molly, look at me! 1303 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,999 Monsters don't exist! 1304 00:56:16,999 --> 00:56:18,125 ‐ What... 1305 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,543 ♪ 1306 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,462 MATT: I can't believe I'm the bad guy in this situation. 1307 00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:26,383 ♪ 1308 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,801 (phone chiming) 1309 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:29,553 ‐ Was that a phone? 1310 00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,179 ‐ If ghosts had phones. 1311 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:36,184 ♪ 1312 00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:39,313 (light switch flicking) 1313 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:41,106 ‐ Damn light bulbs. 1314 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:44,359 ♪ 1315 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:45,902 Where'd you say you saw it? 1316 00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:47,195 ‐ In the closet. 1317 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:53,076 ♪ 1318 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:57,623 (phone chimes) 1319 00:56:57,623 --> 00:57:01,168 ♪ 1320 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:03,211 ‐ "You've been naughty." 1321 00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:04,588 BENNIE: Police. 1322 00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,465 This is the police. Show yourself. 1323 00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:12,471 ♪ 1324 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:15,098 (music intensifying) 1325 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:19,269 ♪ 1326 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:21,355 (Derrick retching) 1327 00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:24,191 (Derrick coughing) 1328 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,026 I guess we can rule out Andy. 1329 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,070 SUSAN: I think that's safe to say. 1330 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:31,573 ♪ 1331 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:34,284 (Pooka lullaby playing) 1332 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:40,207 ♪ 1333 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,820 (music box stops) 1334 00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:17,869 (tense music) 1335 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,121 ♪ 1336 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:20,706 (growling) 1337 00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:25,669 ♪ 1338 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:27,754 ‐ All right, I'm gonna have to call this in. 1339 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,674 POOKA DOLL: Call this in. 1340 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:36,680 ♪ 1341 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,557 DERRICK: Susan... 1342 00:58:38,557 --> 00:58:44,479 ♪ 1343 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,776 (Pooka grumbling) 1344 00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:55,699 ♪ 1345 00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:01,580 (growling) 1346 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,415 (gasps) 1347 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:05,333 (groaning) 1348 00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:07,043 ♪ 1349 00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:08,754 ‐ Bennie! 1350 00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:10,672 (Pooka growling) 1351 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:12,007 MATT: Fuck! 1352 00:59:12,007 --> 00:59:13,884 (Matt panting) 1353 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:15,385 Shit! 1354 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,679 (gasping, Pooka growling) 1355 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:18,722 ‐ Matt, Matt! 1356 00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:20,474 You stay here. 1357 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:21,808 (Pooka growling) 1358 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:22,976 MATT: Holy shit! 1359 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,603 Holy shit, what is that thing? 1360 00:59:24,603 --> 00:59:25,937 MOLLY: Ah, holy shit! 1361 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,106 And what is it wearing? ‐ What's wrong? 1362 00:59:28,106 --> 00:59:29,775 ‐ Uh, nothing. 1363 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:31,651 Get downstairs now. 1364 00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,945 (Pooka growling) 1365 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:37,991 ♪ 1366 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:39,785 (Molly grunting) 1367 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,995 (bat snaps) 1368 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:43,413 MATT: Go, go, go! 1369 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:45,207 (growling) 1370 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,626 (dramatic music) 1371 00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:50,003 ♪ 1372 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,631 (Pooka growls, Molly gasps) 1373 00:59:52,631 --> 00:59:54,508 Well, Molly, I think it's safe to say that 1374 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:56,510 you were probably right. ‐ Probably? 1375 00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:58,178 (groaning) 1376 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,221 BENNIE: Get outta here now! 1377 00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:01,515 ‐ No, no, Bennie, we are not leaving you. 1378 01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:02,599 (Pooka growling) 1379 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,601 ‐ Hey, asshole! 1380 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,894 (smashing) 1381 01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:07,187 SUSAN: That was not even close. 1382 01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,105 DERRICK: Uh, yeah, writer here. 1383 01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:11,733 (growling) 1384 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:14,861 ♪ 1385 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,154 MOLLY: Hey! 1386 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:18,448 ♪ 1387 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,367 No, not my Himalayan salt crystal! 1388 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:21,576 (thud) 1389 01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:23,453 MATT: Go, go, go, go, go! 1390 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:25,580 ♪ 1391 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:26,957 LAUREN: What's wrong? 1392 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,416 MOLLY: Uh, nothing. 1393 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,001 It's just a really big rat. 1394 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,379 ‐ You're going to stab it? ‐ Yeah, it's a big monster rat. 1395 01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:34,214 Now get in the pantry. Go, go, go! 1396 01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:37,217 (Pooka growling) 1397 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,426 (door slams) 1398 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:41,263 (growling) 1399 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,682 ‐ Be gone, evil spirit! 1400 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:44,891 ♪ 1401 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,351 SUSAN: Aren't you supposed to light it? 1402 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:47,978 ‐ I don't know! 1403 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:50,146 Shit, shit! 1404 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:51,565 ‐ Hey! 1405 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:54,192 (groaning) 1406 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:55,443 ‐ Damn it, Molly! 1407 01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:57,195 ‐ God damn it, you guys! 1408 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,030 (shouting) 1409 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:01,741 (Pooka growling) 1410 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:04,286 (Bennie groaning) 1411 01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,912 (panting) 1412 01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,080 MOLLY: Great idea, Matt. 1413 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,708 Now we're in a small room with no exit! 1414 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:12,252 What do we do now? ‐ I don't know! 1415 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,921 (screaming) 1416 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,798 LAUREN: Is that Becky? 1417 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:17,924 MOLLY: It's okay, baby. 1418 01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,384 She's just napping. 1419 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:21,136 ‐ What? 1420 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,305 (screaming) 1421 01:01:23,305 --> 01:01:25,265 (wood snapping) 1422 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,641 (screaming) 1423 01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:27,809 (stabbing) 1424 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,144 (screaming) 1425 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,062 (Pooka growling) 1426 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:34,858 ♪ 1427 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,359 (Bennie groaning) 1428 01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:37,986 ‐ Guys? 1429 01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:39,863 The hole! 1430 01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:41,781 (Pooka growling) 1431 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:45,952 ♪ 1432 01:01:45,952 --> 01:01:47,037 SUSAN: He needs a doctor. 1433 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:48,914 DERRICK: Let's get him the hell outta here. 1434 01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:50,832 (groaning) 1435 01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:53,209 (soft music) 1436 01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:55,837 [whispering] ‐ Go see if it's gone. 1437 01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:56,963 [whispering] ‐ Wow. 1438 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,340 [whispering] ‐ What? 1439 01:01:58,340 --> 01:02:01,176 ♪ 1440 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:03,428 (door opening) 1441 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:06,306 ♪ 1442 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,891 (Molly gasps) 1443 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:10,060 ♪ 1444 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,227 ‐ What? 1445 01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:12,771 MATT: Hey, are you okay? 1446 01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,773 No, yeah, neither am I. 1447 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:16,483 (phone vibrating) 1448 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,527 ♪ 1449 01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:20,946 ‐ Oh no. 1450 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:22,614 ‐ What? 1451 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:23,657 ‐ It's Bennie. 1452 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,870 (phone vibrating) 1453 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,121 SUSAN: Jesus, Amir. 1454 01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:31,998 It's like 2 a. m. Why are you still awake? 1455 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:34,084 DERRICK: Is this really the safest place you could think of? 1456 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:36,503 ‐ What? It's our spot. MOLLY: Hey, guys. 1457 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:38,004 What happened to Bennie? 1458 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:40,382 (soft music) 1459 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:41,800 ‐ Hey, bud, do you want to see 1460 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,635 if you can try and beat Daddy's high score 1461 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:45,637 on the old video game over there, Gut Wrencher? 1462 01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:48,974 ‐ You're going to talk about adult stuff, aren't you? 1463 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:50,225 ‐ Yeah, we are. 1464 01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:51,559 Here you go. 1465 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,144 ♪ 1466 01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:54,646 ‐ Come on, Jenni. 1467 01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:57,357 ♪ 1468 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,484 ‐ That kid's gonna need some therapy when we're all done. 1469 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:00,568 ‐ Yeah. 1470 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,362 SUSAN: So we took Bennie to the hospital, 1471 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:03,780 so he's gonna be okay. 1472 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,906 Pooka attacked him. 1473 01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:06,491 DERRICK: Which was incredibly difficult 1474 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,909 to explain to the police, 1475 01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:09,661 but at least we know it wasn't Andy, 1476 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:11,621 and your magic herbs and spices didn't do jack. 1477 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:14,249 MOLLY: Well, Pooka showed up at our house too. 1478 01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:15,917 He was in Lauren's closet. 1479 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,712 And he, uh... 1480 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:20,296 he killed our babysitter. 1481 01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:21,715 SUSAN: What? 1482 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,758 Oh my God. 1483 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,802 Wait, if Pooka was at your house, too, 1484 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:28,596 can ghosts show up in two places at once? 1485 01:03:28,596 --> 01:03:30,265 ‐ I don't think so. 1486 01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:33,268 ‐ And why was it wearing those, like, German kid shorts? 1487 01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:35,020 ‐ What? MATT: Those German shorts, 1488 01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:37,105 the ones, like the high ones that German kids wear, 1489 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,273 with the suspenders on them. 1490 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,357 SUSAN: What are you talking about? 1491 01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:40,775 MATT: The stupid, like, German kid shorts, 1492 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,235 the green ones with the straps... 1493 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:44,112 DERRICK: Guys, guys, guys, guys. 1494 01:03:44,112 --> 01:03:45,989 SUSAN: What? 1495 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:47,866 ‐ I think I figured it out. 1496 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,242 ♪ 1497 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,410 ‐ What? 1498 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:52,746 ♪ 1499 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:56,082 ‐ I think the internet literally created a monster. 1500 01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:58,960 ♪ 1501 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,629 MATT: The fuck are you talking about, Derrick? 1502 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:03,548 ‐ Just listen to me, all right? 1503 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:04,883 There's the original Pooka, right? 1504 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,426 That's the one that attacked Susan. 1505 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,845 But then people kept adding stuff to the story, 1506 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:10,138 like claws. 1507 01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,806 That's the one that attacked me. 1508 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,767 Tonight, the one that attacked you guys. 1509 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:15,477 Did it look like this? MOLLY: Yes. 1510 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,145 MATT: That's the fan art that went viral! 1511 01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:18,772 That's the German kid shorts! 1512 01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:20,231 SUSAN: So you're saying that whatever people 1513 01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:22,484 are talking about online is coming true? 1514 01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:24,819 ‐ Not everything, I think. 1515 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:26,738 Just the stuff that's super popular. 1516 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:27,781 MOLLY: Oh my God. 1517 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:30,116 Oh my God, that's it, that's it! 1518 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:31,826 It's a Tulpa. 1519 01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:33,078 ‐ A what? ‐ What? 1520 01:04:33,078 --> 01:04:35,497 MOLLY: Okay, so, Tulpas were created by Tibetan monks. 1521 01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:37,040 They would focus their thoughts on creating 1522 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,708 spiritual companions to aid them. 1523 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,044 ‐ Like Jenni? ‐ Mmm, kind of. 1524 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:42,796 Tulpas are completely autonomous, 1525 01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,339 so your thoughts give it life 1526 01:04:44,339 --> 01:04:46,257 but you don't necessarily control it. 1527 01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:48,051 ‐ Like Fight Club! 1528 01:04:48,051 --> 01:04:49,928 ‐ Yes, like Fight Club. 1529 01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:51,304 ‐ I mean, it tracks. 1530 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:54,432 If the internet is making everyone think of something, 1531 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:56,142 then that could create a Tulpa. 1532 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,853 ‐ Yeah, so if a bunch of shitheads online are doing it, 1533 01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,231 of course it's evil, but how do we get rid of it? 1534 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,817 ‐ Oh, well, that's easy. You just get everybody to... 1535 01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:05,693 stop thinking about it. 1536 01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:08,029 ‐ Guys, whatever we're gonna do, we better do it now. 1537 01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:09,447 MATT: Oh, God, what now? 1538 01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:10,865 DERRICK: Someone just posted a story 1539 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:12,283 about the Pooka unveiling. 1540 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:15,453 It says once the new toy is shown off, 1541 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:17,705 all the old ones are gonna come to life 1542 01:05:17,705 --> 01:05:20,667 and wipe out humanity. 1543 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:23,378 They're saying it's Pooka's revenge for trying to change it. 1544 01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:24,546 SUSAN: Oh my God. 1545 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:27,298 The event...it's today. 1546 01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:29,134 ♪ 1547 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:30,385 (video game beeping) 1548 01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,345 MOLLY: What if Pooka shows up at your mom's house? 1549 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:33,847 MATT: My mom still has dial‐up internet. 1550 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:36,099 I'm pretty sure she's not gonna do any internet challenges. 1551 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:37,475 Lauren will be safe there. 1552 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:40,311 MOLLY: Hey, I wouldn't suggest having a drink right now, Matt. 1553 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,689 MATT: If I'm gonna get murdered by some demonic toy, 1554 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,983 I'm gonna be buzzed when it happens, okay? 1555 01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:46,568 SUSAN: I don't understand. 1556 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:48,611 There's been viral stuff before. 1557 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:52,073 How come we've never seen, like, a monster Grumpy Cat? 1558 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:53,408 DERRICK: Well, maybe because 1559 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,743 it has Ellie's ghost's help. 1560 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:56,953 MOLLY: Okay, okay, 1561 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,997 so we just need something else to go viral 1562 01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:00,832 to get people to stop talking about Pooka. 1563 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:02,041 ‐ I don't know that we can. 1564 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:04,043 There's even a link to watch a live stream 1565 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:05,587 of the event. 1566 01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:09,424 If only we didn't make the story so scary. 1567 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,259 ‐ That's it! 1568 01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:12,802 ‐ What's it? MOLLY: Uh, the story. 1569 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,345 We just change the story! 1570 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,597 ‐ Well, it's already out there. 1571 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,515 MOLLY: Okay, but the story that I read Lauren 1572 01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:19,601 with the bears, I just change the ending for her, 1573 01:06:19,601 --> 01:06:21,686 so we just do the same thing with Pooka. 1574 01:06:21,686 --> 01:06:23,521 MATT: So we just write that Pooka is dead 1575 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:25,231 and then that's it? 1576 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,942 DERRICK: No, that won't exactly get people talking. 1577 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:29,944 SUSAN: What if we give it a silver bullet? 1578 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:32,238 We invent something that can actually kill Pooka. 1579 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:33,615 ‐ The original Pooka doll. 1580 01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,200 We could use that as a weak spot. 1581 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,951 SUSAN: Yes! Amir keeps it in his office. 1582 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:38,786 DERRICK: We could just say that you have to burn it, 1583 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,330 the same way Ellie did with her husband. 1584 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,123 Say that you have to do it by the unveiling, 1585 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:43,374 otherwise it won't work. 1586 01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:44,876 People love a climactic ending. 1587 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:46,628 ♪ 1588 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:49,255 Look, we'll head to launch, then we'll split up. 1589 01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,257 Matt, Molly, you guys get the doll. 1590 01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:53,676 Susan, we're gonna have to wreck that event. 1591 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,220 ‐ I'm so ready for a new job. 1592 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,554 ‐ All right, let's do this. 1593 01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:57,680 Go... 1594 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,724 ‐ We are not doing that. ‐ Okay. 1595 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:05,688 ♪ 1596 01:07:16,324 --> 01:07:18,493 SUSAN: We've got an hour until the presentation starts. 1597 01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,828 ‐ The story's still holding up, for now. 1598 01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:23,581 ‐ Remember, the doll is in Amir's office. 1599 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:25,041 ‐ We got this. 1600 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,168 (dramatic music) 1601 01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:30,088 ♪ 1602 01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:31,839 AMIR: I'm still seeing some marks here, 1603 01:07:31,839 --> 01:07:33,466 so I really need those cleaned up. 1604 01:07:33,466 --> 01:07:35,093 Susan, hi! 1605 01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:37,178 So great of you to show up to your own event 1606 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:39,597 after ducking my calls for the last 24 hours. 1607 01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,557 SUSAN [sarcastically]: Wow, Amir, I am so sorry 1608 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:44,394 I didn't respond to your 800 texts at 2 a. m. 1609 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,145 ‐ No, it's just good for me to know 1610 01:07:46,145 --> 01:07:47,939 that Pooka isn't your number one priority, 1611 01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:48,940 so, awesome. 1612 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,191 And you, thank you so much 1613 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:51,943 for not finishing that speech of mine! 1614 01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,695 You can consider yourself fired. 1615 01:07:53,695 --> 01:07:55,738 [sarcastically] ‐ Shit, this was my dream job. 1616 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:57,865 ‐ Amir, listen. You cannot present that toy. 1617 01:07:57,865 --> 01:07:59,701 People are saying that something awful 1618 01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,119 is gonna happen at the unveiling. 1619 01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:02,996 ‐ Yeah, of course they are. 1620 01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,831 We posted that. 1621 01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:07,333 The whole "Pooka Monster" trend was so popular, 1622 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:10,295 we figured an apocalypse would really get people to tune in. 1623 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:13,172 It's just a story, Susan, calm down! 1624 01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:15,425 All right, guys. Let's go, people! 1625 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:19,262 Let's open the doors and let everyone in here! 1626 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:21,681 ‐ I really hate him. ‐ Yeah, I get that. 1627 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:23,308 (tense music) 1628 01:08:23,308 --> 01:08:25,935 ‐ Okay, Susan said left. 1629 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,688 No, she said right, she said right. 1630 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,023 ‐ Which door is it? 1631 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:32,025 ‐ Uh...that one feels right. 1632 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,777 ‐ What do you mean, "feels right"? 1633 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:36,237 (people chanting "Pooka!") 1634 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:39,282 AMIR: All right, testing, testing, testing! 1635 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:41,659 Hello, Pooka Nation! 1636 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:42,744 (cheering) 1637 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,704 Yeah! 1638 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:48,207 Are you guys ready for some exciting news? 1639 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,625 Yeah, you are. 1640 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,252 ‐ No, no, no, he can't go on yet, 1641 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:54,255 he can't show the toy, we haven't done the thing. 1642 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,631 SUSAN: Oh no. 1643 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,467 They're saying that we didn't get the story right. 1644 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,427 David Burgis wasn't burned alive. 1645 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,887 He was stabbed to death! 1646 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:04,432 ♪ 1647 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:06,684 DERRICK: We have to stab the doll? 1648 01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:08,019 SUSAN: Yes. 1649 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:11,647 ♪ 1650 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:13,316 ‐ That'll work. SUSAN: We gotta stop Matt 1651 01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:14,984 and Molly before they burn that doll. 1652 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,027 What are you doing? 1653 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,403 ‐ They gotta see it. 1654 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,572 I'm gonna live stream the whole thing. 1655 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,949 Stall, I'm gonna find Matt and Molly. 1656 01:09:21,949 --> 01:09:23,368 ♪ 1657 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:24,577 ‐ Stall. 1658 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:28,414 ♪ 1659 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:29,665 MATT: What is that, Moll? 1660 01:09:29,665 --> 01:09:30,917 MOLLY: It's a prayer stick. 1661 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,835 It wards off evil. 1662 01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:35,380 ‐ Isn't that kinda cultural appropriation? 1663 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:38,383 ‐ Is it? MATT: I don't know, is it? 1664 01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:40,259 ‐ Oh, there it is. 1665 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:46,182 ♪ 1666 01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,897 ‐ Fucking just‐‐let's burn it right here. 1667 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,482 MOLLY: Okay. 1668 01:09:54,482 --> 01:09:56,693 (lighter flicking) 1669 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,528 ♪ 1670 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,489 (Pooka growling) 1671 01:10:01,489 --> 01:10:03,700 (screaming) 1672 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,702 (intense music) 1673 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:11,624 ♪ 1674 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:17,463 (growling) 1675 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,382 Matt, stay down! 1676 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:20,717 (grunts, smacks) 1677 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,552 (Pooka growling) 1678 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,429 See, it wards off evil. 1679 01:10:24,429 --> 01:10:27,098 AMIR: We here at Spectacular Contraptions 1680 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:29,600 really pride ourselves in bringing you 1681 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,145 the best in kids' enjoyment, 1682 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:35,940 which is why we love Pooka! 1683 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,483 (cheering) 1684 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:39,902 Are you nice? Are you naughty? 1685 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:42,071 Only Pooka knows! 1686 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,156 SUSAN: Hi! 1687 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:44,699 Hi, um, so sorry, Amir. 1688 01:10:44,699 --> 01:10:46,701 I was wondering if I could say a few words. 1689 01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,077 ‐ No, no, that's okay, thank you. 1690 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,954 ‐ No, but I do have something really important to add. 1691 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,497 AMIR: No, we're good, I'm handling it... 1692 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:53,249 SUSAN: It'll just be one second. 1693 01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:54,500 (sighs) 1694 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,377 Hi, um... 1695 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:59,672 So, I just really... 1696 01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:02,341 wanted to reflect on Pooka. 1697 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:04,343 (dark music) 1698 01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:10,266 ♪ 1699 01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:18,733 (groaning) 1700 01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:21,319 ♪ 1701 01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:22,737 ‐ The last place I want to be 1702 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,739 if all these Pooka dolls come to life. 1703 01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:26,240 (panting) 1704 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,910 ‐ That looks bad, Matt. 1705 01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:30,286 ‐ Eh... 1706 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,954 [imitating] "It's only a flesh wound." 1707 01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:33,456 (chuckling, coughing) 1708 01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:35,458 (groaning) 1709 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:40,129 ♪ 1710 01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:41,214 (tearing) 1711 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:42,715 I meant it, by the way. 1712 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:43,758 ‐ What? 1713 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,927 MATT: That I love your quirks. 1714 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:49,847 No, I'm gonna try and be better and more open to that shit. 1715 01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:51,474 Just the candles and the salts 1716 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:53,226 and all the rocks and stuff like that. 1717 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,561 I just...I love you. 1718 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:58,856 And, um, you were clearly right about all this stuff. 1719 01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,024 ‐ No, no, listen. 1720 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,901 This is...this is a lot, 1721 01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:05,112 and, uh, I can be a lot. 1722 01:12:05,112 --> 01:12:06,989 But I love you‐‐ ‐ Shh, shush. 1723 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:09,325 ‐ Did you just shush me? ‐ No, no, shut up, shut up. 1724 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:11,077 Listen, listen. 1725 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:14,205 (thumping footsteps) 1726 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:16,874 (door handle rattling) 1727 01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,876 (tense music) 1728 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:24,382 ♪ 1729 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:26,384 (door creaking) 1730 01:12:26,384 --> 01:12:29,011 ♪ 1731 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,346 MOLLY: Oh, thank God, okay... 1732 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,848 POOKA FIGURE: Oh, fuck. 1733 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:33,224 (intense music) 1734 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:35,309 (screaming) 1735 01:12:35,309 --> 01:12:37,061 ♪ 1736 01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:40,356 ‐ When I think about my first experience with Pooka, 1737 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:44,443 well, I was in my thirties, but I felt like a kid again. 1738 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,195 ‐ That's fine, I think we got it. 1739 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,822 No, I think we got it. Very moving. 1740 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:49,866 Very moving, great story. 1741 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,701 (energetic music) 1742 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,119 (laughter) 1743 01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:54,704 ♪ 1744 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:55,830 (Pooka growling) 1745 01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:57,123 MATT: Oh, shit! 1746 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,541 (intense music) 1747 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:01,252 Burn the fucking doll, Molly! 1748 01:13:01,252 --> 01:13:03,004 MOLLY: I lost the original. 1749 01:13:03,004 --> 01:13:04,589 (growling) 1750 01:13:04,589 --> 01:13:07,425 DERRICK: Hey, you fucked‐up Easter Bunny. 1751 01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:09,427 (screeching) 1752 01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:10,803 ♪ 1753 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:12,388 Come get some. 1754 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,016 ♪ 1755 01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:17,435 MATT: What are you doing? DERRICK: We gotta stab the doll. 1756 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:19,186 MOLLY: Wait, I thought we were supposed to burn it! 1757 01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,605 ‐ Yeah, well, they changed the story. 1758 01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,607 ‐ Oh... ‐ We gotta live stream it too. 1759 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:23,900 Matt, here. 1760 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,903 ♪ 1761 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:28,946 MATT: Derrick, there's fucking thousands of people watching 1762 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:31,032 but they're all fucking rooting for Pooka. 1763 01:13:31,032 --> 01:13:32,867 MOLLY: Uh...here, catch! 1764 01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:35,828 ♪ 1765 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,414 (stabbing) 1766 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,916 (growling) 1767 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:41,292 ‐ It's not working! 1768 01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:43,002 ‐ Sorry, it's the wrong one! 1769 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:48,925 ♪ 1770 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:52,386 (growling) 1771 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:54,430 DERRICK: Can you hurry up and find the right one? 1772 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,973 ‐ I am trying! 1773 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:57,224 (growling) 1774 01:13:57,224 --> 01:13:58,893 Is this it? 1775 01:13:58,893 --> 01:14:01,228 (growling) 1776 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:02,688 ♪ 1777 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,982 I'm sorry, they all look the same! 1778 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:10,905 ♪ 1779 01:14:11,906 --> 01:14:13,574 (Pooka growling) 1780 01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:15,076 (tense music) 1781 01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:16,577 (coughing) 1782 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,121 (heart beating) 1783 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:24,251 ♪ 1784 01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,587 (roaring) 1785 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:30,341 ♪ 1786 01:14:30,341 --> 01:14:32,468 How's he doing? 1787 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:33,886 (Pooka growling) 1788 01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:35,888 ‐ I don't know, I can't see anything. 1789 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,181 ♪ 1790 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:39,100 Oh, shit, there he is. 1791 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:40,267 He's not doing good! 1792 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:41,519 ‐ Oh... 1793 01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:46,107 ♪ 1794 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:48,484 (growling) 1795 01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:54,407 ♪ 1796 01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:11,048 ‐ Oh, God. 1797 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,341 ♪ 1798 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,718 (Susan screaming) 1799 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,344 ‐ Get off my ex! 1800 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:16,470 (grunts) 1801 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:18,180 ‐ Holy shit! 1802 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,682 MOLLY: What, what, what? What is happening? 1803 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,726 MATT: It's Susan, she's kicking Pooka's ass! 1804 01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:24,228 ‐ I can't believe I'm missing all of this! 1805 01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:25,813 (grunting) 1806 01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:27,815 (growling) 1807 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:28,983 ♪ 1808 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,568 (clattering) 1809 01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:31,736 SUSAN: No. 1810 01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:33,404 (Susan groaning) 1811 01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:34,864 (Pooka growling) 1812 01:15:34,864 --> 01:15:37,867 ♪ 1813 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,410 DERRICK: Susan. 1814 01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:40,745 Susan. 1815 01:15:40,745 --> 01:15:41,829 ♪ 1816 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:42,872 MOLLY: Oh my God. 1817 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:44,707 I found it, I found it! 1818 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,667 ‐ Give me Pooka, now! 1819 01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:50,087 ♪ 1820 01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:51,714 Where's the scissors? 1821 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:57,136 ♪ 1822 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:59,221 (bang) 1823 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:00,681 (gagging) 1824 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:03,559 ♪ 1825 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,227 Bennie! 1826 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:07,730 MATT: God damn, he's so fucking hot. 1827 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:09,482 ‐ Sorry I'm late. 1828 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:11,275 (growling) 1829 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:13,527 ♪ 1830 01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:15,613 DERRICK: Bennie, scissors! 1831 01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:17,281 (Pooka growling) 1832 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:22,036 ♪ 1833 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:24,371 (Susan gagging) 1834 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,499 (growling) 1835 01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:28,125 ‐ You're canceled. 1836 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,711 (stabbing, growling) 1837 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:32,963 (Pooka hissing) 1838 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:35,549 (tense music) 1839 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,718 (growling) 1840 01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:43,641 ♪ 1841 01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:48,729 (smashing, crumbling) 1842 01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:51,065 ♪ 1843 01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,275 (gentle music) 1844 01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:55,528 ♪ 1845 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:58,030 ‐ So how long have you been rehearsing that line in your head? 1846 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,282 ♪ 1847 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:01,784 ‐ How'd you find us? 1848 01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:03,202 ‐ I saw your live stream. 1849 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:06,163 Looked like you could use some help. 1850 01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:08,999 ‐ Wanna cut me a break? I just killed a demon. 1851 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:11,335 ‐ No, you can't do everything. 1852 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:17,341 ♪ 1853 01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:19,510 ‐ Hey, can we go home now? 1854 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:20,803 DERRICK: It worked. 1855 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,221 We killed Pooka. 1856 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:23,556 (groaning) 1857 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,683 SUSAN: Let me check on the unveiling. 1858 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:27,810 (panting) 1859 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:29,895 AMIR: Without further ado, 1860 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:34,567 I bring you the new Pooka! 1861 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,610 (cheering) 1862 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,155 (applause) 1863 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,407 (tense music) 1864 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,534 ♪ 1865 01:17:43,534 --> 01:17:45,327 ‐ Wait, guys, 1866 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:47,246 #apookalypse is trending. 1867 01:17:47,246 --> 01:17:48,831 ♪ 1868 01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:51,876 (growling, screaming) 1869 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,253 (slicing) 1870 01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:56,172 MASKED FAN: Yeah, Pooka! 1871 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,007 BENNIE: What happened? 1872 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,842 (people screaming) 1873 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,343 MATT: No, no, no, no, no. 1874 01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:03,679 We did‐‐we did the thing, we did the thing! 1875 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:04,847 ‐ It's the internet. 1876 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,682 They won't let Pooka die. 1877 01:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,142 ♪ 1878 01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:09,602 (rattling) 1879 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:11,604 MOLLY: Hey, guys... 1880 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:13,147 it's happening. 1881 01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:14,857 They're coming to life. 1882 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:17,276 (creaking, rumbling) 1883 01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:23,199 ♪ 1884 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:27,286 (groaning) 1885 01:18:27,286 --> 01:18:30,080 ‐ You said nothing interesting ever happens in Spring Valley. 1886 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,458 ‐ I'll never say anything bad about home again. 1887 01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:34,543 ♪ 1888 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,754 (rock music) 1889 01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:38,380 ♪ 1890 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:40,799 (rattling) 1891 01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:44,386 ♪ 1892 01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:45,846 SINGER: ♪ Let's go ♪ 1893 01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:51,769 ♪ 1894 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,566 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1895 01:18:57,566 --> 01:19:00,819 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1896 01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:04,823 ♪ Reach for the sky ♪ 1897 01:19:04,823 --> 01:19:10,746 ♪ 1898 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,879 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1899 01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:22,049 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1900 01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:26,512 ♪ Reach for the sky ♪ 1901 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:32,393 ♪ 1902 01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:39,233 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1903 01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:41,443 ♪ Go, go ♪ 1904 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,195 ♪ 1905 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:46,615 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1906 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:50,244 ♪ 1907 01:19:50,244 --> 01:19:52,955 (vocalizing) 1908 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:58,836 ♪ 1909 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:12,141 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1910 01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:15,269 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 1911 01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,854 ♪ Reach... ♪♪ 128884