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Glail!
Yeah.
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You got the detonators?
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Hell, yeah!
Good.
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Alright.
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The truck should
roll in any minute.
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We'll wait for the drivers
to leave, and then...
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Bang! We blow the door off
that mother.
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And a whole big-ass payload of
chemicals is ours for the taking.
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Uh-huh. We gonna use those
chemicals to manufacture Schnootzy.
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The most powerful drug
available.
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Hm!
Makes meth and bath salts seem like artificial sweetener!
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Ha! Ha! Yeah, I just hope...
we don't have to use this.
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Oh, the gun?
Uh-huh.
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For sure.
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But we will if we have to.
We're criminal...
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We're criminals.
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Yeah...
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But we will if we have to.
We're criminals.
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Yeah... Uh, Charlotta?
What is it, Glail?
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W-why are we saying this
to each other?
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What?
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Why are we
telling each other this?
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I mean, we know who we are.
We know why we're here.
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Why are we talking about it?
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We're talking about how...
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we're criminals, and we're about
to steal some chemicals
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to make Schnootzy,
the drug that's worse than meth.
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Yeah... You're doing it
right now.
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I'm doing what? What the hell
are you talking about?
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Oh! You know what?
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You're probably still wasted
from last night.
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Oh! Yeah!
Come on, help me wire these detonators.
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Ha! Yeah! Charlotta,
what happened last night?
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What?
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Last night. You said
I'm probably still messed up
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from last night.
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Wh-what did we do last night?
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Partying! Drugs!
Drogas! You know!
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We're criminals, girl, come on!
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Yeah!
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We pull so many crimes,
and give so little shit,
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that we get totally sh-wasted
the night before, dude.
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We don't give a shit!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! But what specifically?
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What specifically did we do?
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I don't even remember,
to be honest, 'cause, you know...
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But probably Schnootzy though, because...
we really love that shit.
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And it gets you so messed up,
it's better than meth in my opinion. It is.
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Yeah. Yeah,
but you're guessing?
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I just think it's strange that neither
one of us knows what happened last night.
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Of course, I remember.
See, we were partying.
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You said that.
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I can see it now.
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We were partying!
With who?
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Dudes. Hot dudes!
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Like, six-pack abs galore!
Oh yeah!
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Okay. But what were
their names?
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Who cares? We're the kind of ladies that
don't care what some dude's names are!
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No, Charlotta, I'm serious.
Tell me some of their names.
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There was Sammy.
But... Sammi with an "I".
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Who else?
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Timmy.
Hm...
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But there was a "y" where
the "I" was supposed to be,
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and an "I" where the "y" was
supposed to be.
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Hm.
Oh! He was the hottest one of all.
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Yeah! Good ol'
Sammi and Tymmi.
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That's real generic, Charlotta.
Real generic names, Charlotta!
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Oh, come on, Glail! You're shaking me
while I'm holding powerful-ass explosives?
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Dumbass!
I'm sorry.
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But I mean, you saw it, right,
like, as I was describing it?
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In your mind's eye. You know.
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I mean, it was real shadowy
and unspecific.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry that my
memory doesn't have the budget
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to shoot a killer party
scene for you.
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What?! You just said your
memory doesn't have the budget!
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Okay, shut the hell up, Glail!
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Help me wire
these goddamn explosives!
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Look at your hands.
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You're just moving your hands
around with chords in them.
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You're not doing anything!
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You don't even know
how to do it!
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Glail, I know how to wire
explosives.
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This...
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is bullshit.
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That's enough!
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Get your shit together, Glail!
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What the hell?
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See? You didn't even
make contact.
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Wh... I mean...
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Well, I h... I heard
the sounds though.
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The sound came
from somewhere else.
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
This is crazy. Nope. Nope.
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You know what's even crazier?
What?
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I feel like
walking over there.
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Oh, w-w-where? Where?
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Past where I feel like
we supposed to be walking.
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Yo... No, no, no.
I'm scared.
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Glail, don't do it.
Just one foot in front of the other.
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You just got to keep moving.
Glail!
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Be careful!
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Ha! Where am I?
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What the hell?
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What is this? It's a table with,
uh... coffee and doughnuts, and...
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oh my lord, they have jicama.
They have jicama?
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Do you think
we can take these?
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I mean, I feel like
it's for us.
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Look!
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Holy shit, Glail, it's us!
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Charlotta, we're on a TV show.
And it's the...
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series finale!
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Well, that sounds like
the end.
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Oh hey!
Ah!!
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Hey, I'm Mario,
from Tender Pipes.
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I can fix any plumbing problem
your house has.
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For instance, if your drains
are clogged.
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Ha! Ha! If you got pipes
that need scrappin',
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I'm your guy.
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I can do anything
your house needs.
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I got all the tools
necessary for the job.
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You got a broken down toilet?
No problem.
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Your whole house
is flooding? I got you.
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Just call the number on the bottom
of the screen, ask for Mario!
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I'll fix your house!
Ha! Ha!
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Now with a new location,
serving East Irmingblam.
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♪ Drink PEJ ♪
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♪ You're the man
get the girl ♪
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♪ Drink PEJ ♪
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♪ Drink PEJ PEJ PEJ PEJ ♪
♪ Drink PEJ ♪
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♪ Yeah PEJ ♪
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♪ Drink PEJ ♪
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Sponsored by Negari Labs.
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Nobody asked
for it? You got it.
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The complete collection of
Hobo Railroad Project.
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All 19 songs, including:
"Got My Daddy and My Momma"
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♪ Need credit call
Pops and Mama both ♪
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"Cat's Bro-Jamas".
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♪ Play my harmonica
as the world burns ♪
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"Sext One Two Three".
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♪ Sexting sexting sexting
sexting the night away ♪
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And, of course, "Got My Daddy
and My Momma".
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♪ Have my Daddy and my Momma
both ♪
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If you grew up Above the line
these are the ballads of your lives.
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Yeehaw!
You've had it easy?
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Then this collection
will walk you through
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all of your limited,
shallow emotions. So, buy now!
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Wait! What the hell
just happened?
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We faded to commercial.
Charlotta, do you know what this means?
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Not exactly, but I want a PEJ.
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It means that we're
characters in a TV show.
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This is the series finale, which means,
in about 20 minutes, we no longer exist!
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Oh, my God, Glail... I want to live.
I want to live too.
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I mean, maybe if we figure out
what kind of fucking show we're on,
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well, we can figure out
how to keep it going.
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You said "fuck", so I'm
thinking it's premium cable.
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Oh goddamn, that's good.
Why is that good?
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Just artistically.
Doesn't help our situation.
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You know, let's
think this through.
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What can we control?
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Uh, I woke up this morning,
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I went to meet Palph at the
storeroom to get explosives...
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Uh...
What the hell is this on our faces?
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I-I don't know.
Uh, I came to meet you.
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And then, I, uh...
It's a map!
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It shows where you went.
It's for the audience.
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Oh.
Try this. Say something that didn't happen.
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Okay. I went to
the candy store.
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And that didn't happen.
No.
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If what you're saying is true,
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in reality, you didn't do anything because
we only exist in 30-minute increments.
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I think we actually exist in our
increments, 'cause this feels like a drama.
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Oh really? I thought
it was kind of funny.
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Hasn't made me chuckle.
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Okay. If you said you went
to the candy store, but didn't,
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yet it still shows up
on the map,
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that means that we still have
some control over our past.
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And by extension,
our future. Look!
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Candy!
Ah!
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Okay, okay!
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I woke up,
I went to get some coffee,
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and then, I went
to the dress shop,
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I bought a gown and...
I left wearing it.
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Holy shit! I want a gown too!
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I also went to the dress shop.
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Oh, my God! Nice!
Who you wearing?
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Alexander McQueen, and you?
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Zero Cornelius!
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Uh, I also went to the
jewellery store! Ah! Ha! Ha!
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Enough with the outfit.
You know what I mean?
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Okay.
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Okay, now I'm done. Alright, well,
you know what this means, right?
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What?
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We can control it.
We can control our lives!
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It means we have free will!
We have free will, we have free will!
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It's kind of hard to jump
in these heels.
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Yeah, I'm kind of over
this outfit.
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Okay, the important thing is,
we have free will.
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So now, we just have to...
No, we don't.
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Wait, what? Why not?
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Because I say we don't.
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Charlotta, why would you
say that?
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Oh, it's not Charlotta, it's me,
Charlie Sanders, the creator of the show.
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I'm the one writing this.
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Okay, if you're "Charlie",
the creator of the show
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and you're speaking through
Charlotta, where are you right now?
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Uh, I'm in an airplane
over the Pacific Ocean.
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I'm going to Bangkok!
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Shit, seriously?
Yeah, my brother lives there.
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I-I'm doing I'm working
on the script on the plane.
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Okay. Uh, how old are you?
Thirty-six. Thirty-eight.
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Took me a couple years
to get the show made.
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Come on, dude.
It's 1 pm, I just woke up.
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I got super drunk
last night though.
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I'm hungover.
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Yeah, I know.
I had a rough childhood.
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That doesn't justify it! You a grown man.
You making these decisions now!
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Hey, don't judge me, Glail,
you're a criminal, dude.
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So are you!
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I'm not a... I'm not a
criminal. The character's a...
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You know, forget it.
Charlotta, come back.
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Ahh! Where was I?
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You were nowhere. The creator
of the show took over your body.
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We gotta get out of this show.
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Oh, no, there's another ad break coming.
No!
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Oh, no, no.
You know what? We been here before.
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I'm not bothered at all.
Ah, alright.
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Do you crave adventure?
226
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Enjoy wine from
Whisper Two-Vines.
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00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,480
Or skiing in the moonlight?
228
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Or doing any water activity
you want at any time?
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Then, visit Irmingblam.
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You're gonna love it because unlike
what certain people tell you...
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So humid.
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Irmingblam is great
this time of year!
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How did I get here?
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Hi, do you enjoy going Above
the line on the weekends
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to spend a little time?
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Do you enjoy making new friends
by having them walk by you?
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Do you enjoy the breeze?
I know I do.
238
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Try reading in a park.
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It's a great way to sit on a bench and
see people from over the edge of a book.
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Books, am I right? If you're
lucky, a stranger will interrupt you.
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That's called a friend.
242
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I made this commercial myself because
I enjoy reading in a park so much.
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You should try it too.
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I've been here for four days.
245
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Goodbye, and thank you
for your time.
246
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Hey, it's Mario,
from Tender Pipes.
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I can fix any plumbing problem
your house has.
248
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For instance, if your drains
are clogged.
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I can unclog them.
250
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If you got pipes
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that need scrappin',
I'm your guy.
252
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I can do... anything
your house needs.
253
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I got all the tools...
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necessary for the job.
255
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Just call the number
on the bottom of the screen.
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I'm Mario, and I'll your house.
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Just call.
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Now with a new location,
servicing East Irmingblam.
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Tonight, the dramatic series
finale that you don't want to miss.
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That you legally can't miss.
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Get your shit together, Gl...
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That you currently
aren't missing.
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How will it end?
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Will it end?
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Glail & Charlotta.
♪ Tonight ♪
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No...
Ah!
267
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Who do we have to
to get off this show?
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Glail, there is no
getting off the show.
269
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The show is all there is. That is not
the case, 'cause I spoke to the creator,
270
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and he was on a plane and sitting at
a desk somewhere in this other world.
271
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So there might be another
world, but we'll never get to it.
272
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Holy shit!
273
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This is it! This is the set
of the show we're on!
274
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Look, it's a camera.
275
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,570
These are those weird,
high, folding chairs
276
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everybody sits in.
Why are they always these chairs?
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I don't know.
278
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But Glail,
there are no people.
279
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Who's steering the ship?
We're all alone?
280
00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:57,090
Oh, wait! People!
281
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,650
Hello!
Hi!
282
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Can you help us? No?
Can you help us?
283
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,190
Why aren't they talking?
284
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,260
Oh, they're extras.
If they talk,
285
00:14:04,290 --> 00:14:05,890
they make more money.
Oh.
286
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,560
Uh, hi, hello.
I'll talk to you guys.
287
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:14,140
Holy shit!
What the hell?!
288
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,100
Why'd you shoot him?
I don't know.
289
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,410
I saw that gun in act 1,
I felt like I should use it.
290
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,010
Hm, Chekhov's gun.
Yeah. Yeah.
291
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,380
Well, we're lost somewhere
between free will and determinism.
292
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,310
Oh, God, what are you,
Jean-Paul Sartre?
293
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:30,050
You know what? Maybe we shouldn't
worry about our characters dying.
294
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,250
Maybe we want this show to end.
295
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:36,160
Right, because then, then, we'd wake up
and we'd just be ourselves, the actors.
296
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,030
Uh-huh. I can go out
for some better roles.
297
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I could focus on my puppetry.
298
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,660
You know what?
Let's finish this episode.
299
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Let's finish this episode.
300
00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:45,600
For luck!
For luck.
301
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Uh-huh.
302
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:50,040
There's the truck.
303
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,670
Okay, uh, Charlotta, like,
what if we don't blow the door off.
304
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:57,350
I mean, we don't have to do it. I don't want
to do it, but I feel like I have to, I...
305
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,680
Ah, no, no, no! But we don't have
to, Charlotta, we can not do it.
306
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,550
Just... don't do it.
I'm not gonna hit it!
307
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,626
I'm not gonna hit the switch
Don't do it, don't do it!
308
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:05,650
Come on! Come on!
309
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,590
Glail.
Yeah.
310
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:17,470
I didn't even flip the switch.
It blew up anyway.
311
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Maybe... it doesn't even
matter.
312
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Maybe... it was just meant...
to be.
313
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Ooh!
Oh, man.
314
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It was great working with you.
315
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Oh, it was lovely.
Absolutely lovely.
316
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It's back to our lives.
317
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,506
Oh, back to
our families, and lives.
318
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,970
Oh, would you like
to keep in touch?
319
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Oh, I would love to. Yes.
I'll have my Steffi call your Steffi.
320
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,040
That would be great!
321
00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:03,040
No. What's happening?
322
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,580
Let us out!
Oh, please! Please, please!
323
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:06,750
Please let us out!
Help!
324
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,120
Please, please!
325
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,690
No, we're inside.
326
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,120
Submitted for your approval:
327
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,690
two characters, trapped on the
set of a show they can't escape.
328
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:24,700
But when you think about it, aren't we all
just actors in an underbudgeted episode?
329
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:27,740
Food for thought,
from Weird City.
330
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:38,080
I just had...
the craziest dream.
331
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,610
Me too!
332
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,090
Look at this!
Oh, honey!
333
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,160
This is amazing.
334
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,090
Oh, my God!
335
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,090
Helen, oh...
336
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,630
It tastes like bubblegum.
337
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:07,080
Irmingblam.
338
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,490
♪ Don't you cry ♪
339
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:25,260
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
340
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,070
♪ Ahh ♪
341
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:37,440
♪ Please please don't you cry ♪
342
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,810
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
343
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,550
♪ Ahh ♪26765
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