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Smiley face!
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I win, suckas!
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It's hard playing Digi-dohs
with a broken arm, bro.
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Shouldn't have got it broke
like a punk, then.
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Maybe you just need more PEJ.
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Good Digi-dohs, y'all.
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As you know, even though
our school is below the line.
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Thanks to Dr. Negari's
generous funding and guidance,
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we have been molded on
Above the Line schools,
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where all public schools
are mandated to give
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every single student an award
no matter what.
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Lest anyone's self-esteem
fall below the level
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of extremely egotistical.
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And now, to introduce
our valedictorian...
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I'd like to bring up a pillar
of our community,
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Dr. Aloysius Negari!
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Thank you.
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At Negari Labs, we are committed
to finding the best of the best,
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and getting them into
great institutions
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for their federally mandated
college experience Above the Line.
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This next student has definitely
gone above and beyond.
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Your valedictorian, Rayna Perez.
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It is because of Rayna's
outstanding scholarship,
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and her innovative understanding
of technology
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that she has been admitted
to the very prestigious
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Mouthdart Academy
of the Limited Arts.
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Rayna. Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I am so proud and honored
to be your valedictorian,
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but, I didn't do it alone.
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I had great friends and family
who helped me along the way.
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My parents were simple
water farmers,
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but they always made sure
I had a full belly,
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and a roof over my head.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so I know
it'll be difficult,
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but I'll visit all the time.
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And remember, I'm doing this
for all of us.
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After I graduate, I can get a great
salary, and move us all Above the Line.
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We're proud of you. And just really
excited for you to go to college.
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Don't worry about us,
just get up there and get going.
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Okay.
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♪ Low rider! ♪
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♪ Tinted windows ♪
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Now this is some good weed.
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Steffi, you wanna hit it?
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Hell yeah, dude.
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Hey, Gete.
Hey.
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What's up?
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Oh, you know. Just smoking
some weed with Steffi.
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Oh. Hey, Steffi.
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'Sup.
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Now damn, girl.
Today was a big day, huh?
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You graduated with honors,
I won an Emoji Dominos game.
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Why you so sad, Rayna?
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Gete. I'm moving
Above the Line for college.
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I feel like I just have
to make my own way, and...
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be free.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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I think I have to be open
to whatever situations await me.
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Screw that.
You broke his heart, biatch.
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Hey. Hey, hey.
You're a biatch, Steffi!
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Ladies, ladies!
Come on, not this again, huh?!
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Steffi, you need to back off!
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Yeah. Whatevs, Gete.
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I love Rayna, but we need
to respect her decision.
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Now, you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.
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Actually, I don't.
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You crash all over the place,
and are unpredictable.
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♪ Tinted windows ♪
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♪ Love weed and guns ♪
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♪ Love hoes, love these hoes ♪
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♪ Low rider ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Tinted windows ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
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♪ I love weed ♪
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♪ I love guns ♪
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♪ I love hoes ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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Rayna. You're here!
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Colleen, it's so nice to...
meet you in person.
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I know.
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Hologram hangouts are nice,
but so impersonal!
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Totally.
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High five, roomie!
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We missed!
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With antics like these,
I can tell
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we are going to be
best friends immediately.
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Sure.
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My mom insisted I pack, like,
25 years worth of food.
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So embarrassing.
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Moms. Can't live without them,
but you'd hate to live with 'em, right?
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Amazing! You are hilarious!
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I already feel like
we're besties!
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Well, this food my mom packed
is full of essential nutrients.
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Feel free to have any of it
at any time.
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I also have tons of vitamins.
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I recommend taking a multivitamin
once a day, with breakfast.
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I will... maybe do that.
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Anyways, my favorite band
is Chillinx.
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Oh yeah. She's great.
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Equal to Chilinx? I love...
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Hobo Railroad Project.
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Oh, my God!
Hobo Railroad Project!
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Totally my favorite!
Those bowler hats?
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Right?
How cute.
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Oh, we have the same
musical tastes!
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We are such great friends.
Yeah.
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Uh... Did someone mention
my favorite band?
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Chester. This is
my roommate, Rayna.
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Great to meet you. I can tell
you're gonna love college,
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and fit in well up here
Above the Line.
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What?
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Speaking of our favorite
band, Hobo Railroad Project,
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I have two tickets
to the show tonight.
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You, uh, care to join me?
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Yeah. Totally.
That'd be great.
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Great.
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Okay. I will see you tonight.
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Pleasure meeting you.
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Wow. Sparks much?
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I mean, yeah.
He's kinda cute.
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We love you Hobo Railroad!
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Oh, what a treat.
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That was so much fun.
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Chester, it was amazing seeing
the Hobo Railroad Project live.
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Thank you.
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No prob.
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How about a glass of wine?
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Yeah.
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I actually stashed some
Pomegranate Electrolyte Wine
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that I got from my parents'
vineyard down in Irmingblam.
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The poms are grown in soil
aerated by worms.
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And well, the vines
are whispered to daily.
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There you are.
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Cheers.
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Mmm. It's really good.
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So, how many sweater vests
do you have?
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Oh, literally thousands.
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Oh... I'm sorry.
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This isn't how we hook up
Above the Line.
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Um... But I'm excited.
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I'm gonna leave the room,
you're gonna stay here, and you're gonna...
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Just wait, okay? Trust me.
You'll like it.
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Seriously?
They don't actually have sex?
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Sext one, sext two,
sext three ♪
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♪ Come on baby
and sext with me ♪
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♪ I didn't want to do it ♪
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♪ But sext is
the next closest thing ♪
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♪ Sexting, sexting, sexting ♪
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♪ Sexting the night away ♪
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♪ Well be careful
what you wish for ♪
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♪ You just might get it ♪
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♪ It could ruin your life
if your ♪
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♪ Boyfriend wants to hit it ♪
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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪
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♪ Go to college,
go to college ♪
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Hmm. Somebody
had some fun last night.
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Yeah, me and Chester.
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Say no more.
I am so happy for you.
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He is the perfect guy.
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Totally.
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Okay.
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Are you ready for
your gosh-dang hazing?
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Yeah, are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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You're gosh-dang awesome!
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You're gosh-dang good at stuff!
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I like you!
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I'm glad you're gonna join
the frat, gosh-dangit!
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I respect the gosh-dang
out of you!
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Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
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And thank you, sirs.
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Do you guys mind if we pause the
hazing for just... one second?
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Of course.
Whatever you need.
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Thank you.
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Rayna. So embarrassing.
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That was
my fraternity hazing ritual.
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Oh. It just sounded like
they were being really nice.
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Well, of course.
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No one should be bullied
in this day and age,
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not even in a fraternity ritual.
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Oh... kay.
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Speaking of fraternities, we're
having a big party at the house tonight.
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Um... Love it if you came.
Bring Colleen.
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Sounds like fun.
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Great. I should...
Better get back, so...
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I love that gosh-dang
sweater-dress!
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Not everyone can pull off
a sweater-dress,
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but you do, gosh-dangit!
Good gosh-dang job!
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You should thank
my mom, she made it.
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I'm so excited for this party.
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Colleen, can I tell you
something?
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Rayna, you can tell me
anything.
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I'm literally your best friend.
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Chester is great. It's just,
he never wants to have sex,
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he only wants to sext.
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Sweetie.
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That's how a lot of us
do it Above the Line.
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As technology progresses,
there's less and less reason
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for physical intimacy.
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Oh...
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Ham.
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I need ham.
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Go to
the Most Convenient Store.
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One just rolled up.
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Welcome
to the Most Convenient Store.
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How may I assist your shopping
needs this evening?
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Ham.
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I do not understand "him".
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No, ham.
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I need it, give it to me.
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I don't know "jam bit".
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Ham!
Let's try again.
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Ham, ham, ham!
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Sorry. I just needed ham.
I'm alright.
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I don't know
"Paul Blight". Let's try again.
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Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!
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Great keg stand, bro!
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You know what? You're a really
great gosh-dang guy!
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Dang! Back atcha,
brother!
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Oh. You've got
a stray piece of ham.
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God, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
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It's okay.
This is good. Protein.
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Hey, guys. You made it!
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Hey.
You are not going to believe it.
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Nerf Duhall, from Hobo Railroad
Project, is here tonight.
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Really?
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Writing a song isn't so much
writing, as it is connecting
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to the great source
of the universe.
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I just let it speak through me.
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Woo!
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Schnootzy anyone?
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That is so awesome.
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I respect
all these gosh-dang women!
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I respect them all
so gosh-dang much!
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Oh. This is my favorite song.
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Oh, mine too.
This is my favorite.
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Um... You wanna dance?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Oh. It's Gete.
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Rayna.
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Texting with Gete
is only going to encourage him.
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You're with Chester, now.
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Colleen,
I'm not "with" anyone,
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and I can text whoever I want.
258
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,650
My period button isn't working.
259
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:12,630
Pickle?
260
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,200
Yeah.
261
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:26,140
Here. Let me make you a vitamin
protein shake to go with that.
262
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:30,140
Why are you and Chester so
excited about getting me protein?
263
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,180
We just want you
to be healthy.
264
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,550
I have to get to the bottom
of these texts.
265
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:46,390
Tele-Dial-Corp, Dirg speaking.
266
00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:49,600
How may I assist your cellular
and digital needs today?
267
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,700
Hi. I wanted to trace a text.
268
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:56,240
Tracing a text?
Let me transfer you.
269
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:58,370
♪ Hold music ♪
270
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:00,680
♪ You're listening to some ♪
271
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,780
♪ Hold music, while you hold! ♪
272
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,490
Excuse me?
273
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,560
Um... Are you singing
your own hold music?
274
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:15,420
Busted.
275
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,660
Research shows that customers
276
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,390
are more satisfied with service
277
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:21,360
if they've gone from one
department to another.
278
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,500
Sorry.
279
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,530
I just...
280
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:26,230
want to know where
these texts are coming from.
281
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,570
I can help you with that.
282
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,740
Can I get your first
and last name, please?
283
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,140
Rayna Perez.
284
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,570
Thank you, Rayna.
285
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:36,010
Would you please answer
the following security question?
286
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,450
You are walking through
the desert,
287
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,250
and you see a tortoise!
You reach...
288
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,550
I would help the tortoise.
289
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,190
Very good!
290
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,790
And... beginning the trace.
291
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,230
Beep!
292
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,290
Blurp!
293
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:54,800
Boop!
294
00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:57,300
Um... Are you making your own
tracing noises now?
295
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:59,830
Um... Yes.
296
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:02,540
The tracing system is silent,
297
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:06,070
but research has shown that
customers are more confident
298
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,710
in the system
if they hear some sounds.
299
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:11,580
Beeps, boops, et ceteras.
300
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:12,510
That's fine.
301
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:14,150
Boop.
302
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,350
The trace is complete.
303
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:19,550
These unknown texts
have been coming from...
304
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:23,260
Inside you!
305
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,170
Take me to the doctor.
306
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,470
Miss Perez...
307
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,640
It's a good thing you came
to see a doctor.
308
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:37,140
You're pregnant.
309
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,340
What? But I haven't
had sex in months.
310
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:43,340
Miss Perez.
What you're saying is not possible.
311
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,250
Because you are, indeed,
pregnant.
312
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,780
No. What you're saying
is impossible,
313
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:51,850
because I haven't had sex
in months! I would know!
314
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:52,850
Impossible?
315
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:55,620
What I'm saying is impossible?
316
00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,160
Well! The Saustin School of Medical
Stuff would disagree with you!
317
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:03,330
Arthur G. Ooscar,
College of Online Arts and Letters
318
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,600
would disagree with you!
319
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,800
I guess I'm not the World's
Best Dad then, either!
320
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,440
Let's take it down a notch!
321
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,610
Dude, what the hell?!
322
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:14,580
My apologies.
323
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:19,280
My behavior is unbefitting of a
graduate of the School of MedStu.
324
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:23,350
You are pregnant.
325
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:27,190
I'm not ready to be a mother.
326
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:30,420
I just got into college.
I want a career.
327
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:33,830
Well, sometimes what we want
isn't what's best for the world.
328
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:35,430
What does that mean?
329
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,530
You can go home,
have your baby,
330
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,170
and then go back to college.
331
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,640
Chester and I will go with you.
332
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,570
You and Chester?
How would that work?
333
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,670
I have to talk to my parents.
334
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,310
There's no problem.
We're here.
335
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,510
What are you do...
336
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,480
Did you just... Were you behind
the curtain this whole time?
337
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,920
Your roommate Colleen
is right.
338
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,680
Move home, have the baby.
339
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,690
She and Chester can come help.
340
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,590
How can anyone say that?
How can you say that?
341
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,430
You've never even met Chester.
342
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,160
Actually, they have.
343
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,230
You were
behind the curtain too?
344
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,340
Dr. Negari...?
345
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,540
Why don't you all just step out
at the same time?
346
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,840
I don't know.
347
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:20,440
Super weird.
348
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,240
That's your opinion.
349
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,410
Beep! Boop!
350
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:27,950
Dirg? From the call center?
351
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,420
Beep!
352
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,690
Rayna, you should be proud.
353
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,920
We have chosen you as the ideal
mother for a new life form.
354
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:40,200
A form of life that's been
digitally created.
355
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,360
Behold.
356
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,730
An Emoji baby!
357
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,610
Rayna, you are the mother
of the first Emoji baby!
358
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:54,810
The sexting...
359
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,780
Soon, our society will no longer
need physical intimacy at all.
360
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:01,820
Imagine how much
more powerful we will be,
361
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,520
when we don't have
to depend on one another.
362
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:09,490
We've been grooming you,
Rayna, to raise this baby,
363
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,960
and we have found you
the perfect partner.
364
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,730
We just started dating.
365
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,430
Chester will help you
raise the baby,
366
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,600
your family will be moved
Above the Line
367
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,806
to be a part
of the child's life,
368
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:22,340
and we've got a fully carpeted
condo all set up for you,
369
00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:24,340
beautiful wall-to-wall
carpeting.
370
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,040
This is what you wanted, Rayna.
To get your family Above the Line.
371
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,610
Not like this.
372
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,980
You all knew about this?
You were all in on it?
373
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,550
I'm not a real doctor.
I'm an actor.
374
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:38,650
Bet you couldn't tell.
375
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:44,430
You know, acting isn't really
acting, it's reacting.
376
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,660
It's becoming a...
377
00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:46,660
Shut up, Lance!
378
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:47,930
Sorry.
379
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:49,830
Actors.
380
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,400
Mom. Dad?
381
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,400
Rayna, darling, listen.
We're moving Above the Line!
382
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,370
Dr. Negari's gonna relocate us.
383
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,846
To a fully carpeted condo.
Enough about the stupid carpeting!
384
00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:01,840
Colleen? All those shakes?
385
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,410
It was to prepare your body
for the sext baby.
386
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,990
The Most Convenient Store.
Somehow I feel most betrayed by you.
387
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,320
I don't know
"bell taped by you".
388
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:17,020
So there's no one
I could trust.
389
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,790
Nah! You got me, babe!
390
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,500
Yo, what's up, Rayna?
I'm here to save you, girl.
391
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:27,540
Come with me.
And let's raise this baby right.
392
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,840
No.
393
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,810
What?
No, Gete.
394
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,810
You're a 25-year-old
high school senior.
395
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,340
You're nice, but totally
undependable.
396
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:39,010
Okay. So if I'm understanding
all this,
397
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,950
sexting is the way
to implant the baby.
398
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,090
That's the science
behind it, yes.
399
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,820
Then you shouldn't have done this to
the valedictorian of a tech high school.
400
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:51,390
Screen grab. Chester. Send.
401
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,590
Rayna, no!
402
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:54,030
Doc?
Daddy!
403
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,430
Doc, what's happening?
404
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,500
She's forwarded the baby to you!
Send it back, Chester, send it back!
405
00:21:58,530 --> 00:21:59,700
Chester, blocked!
406
00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:03,140
You want this baby so much?
You have it.
407
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:04,840
No, what about my career?!
408
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,780
I don't know, figure it out!
I'm going back to college.
409
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,650
Fully carpeted condo!
410
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:06,870
♪ Low rider ♪
411
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,600
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
412
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,440
♪ Tinted windows,
tinted windows ♪
413
00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:14,840
♪ Tinted windows ♪
414
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,140
♪ I love weed ♪
415
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,650
♪ I love guns ♪
416
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,850
♪ I love hoes ♪
417
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,650
♪ I love my hoes ♪
418
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,080
♪ I love to smoke weed ♪
419
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,690
♪ I love to shoot my gun ♪
420
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,460
♪ I love my hoes, my hoes,
my hoes ♪29981
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