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620, give me that jab, I'm calling you.

Do you know how fucked you are?

Yeah, do you?

I didn't do anything. I don't know if you guys are true or not. You're up shit

creek without a paddle, buddy. Look. We caught you stealing redheading, buddy.

You were a fucking hassle to catch also.

Where's all our fucking merchandise?

You better hand it over. You made me chase you.

You guys are sexist, okay? What? Yeah, I mean, I show my nipples and I get some

free beats. I ran some fucking high school track, all right? Because I'm not

a girl. What the fuck? Okay, now.

That's not it. We know you stole from me. Come on, empty your pockets. I know

you got some of these watches. Where are the fucking watches?

I want them now.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I have you on camera. I didn't do anything.

What the fuck is this? What is going on here? It's upside down.

Excuse me, take your hands off of my stuff, son.

This is our merchandise.

Do you understand what he's eating?

If he's putting the watch on it, it's upside down. It's not even on correctly,

man. It doesn't matter if it's on upside down if he's here looking at it. What is

this outfit?

Do you understand?

that it's Mardi Gras?

Yeah, I get it. But, like, seriously.

Your son has thrown over $1,000 worth of watches. Is he hiding that in his

pocket? He has it in his wrist because he's trying it on.

Take it off.

Take it off. I don't even want this anyways. It's stupid.

Now we need the rest.

We know you're hiding it. I know the little weasel pockets are full of my

merchandise. Stop barking.

Yeah. Do you have anything on you?

I mean, just these beads, but, you know, like, I showed my nipples and I got some

beads. No, he has a lot more than that. We have an on-camera red hand.

I want to see the video. Just confess it, man.

We'll take it easy.

I swear.

Just, uh... That was it. I mean, do you guys want some beads? All right, all

right, all right. Yeah.

I think we need to give them a minute. Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no.

We are going to put you in jail over this. This is over $1,000 worth of

merchandise. It's a felony.

Just hand it over, buddy, and we're going to search you right now. Hey, can

you guys... I don't want to hurt your college career.

Can I have a minute with my son, please?

I'm Ryan.

Did you take anything?

No. Okay, so... I swear.

So you guys, like, that's it? No, no, no. No, no, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am,

ma'am. What?

Ma'am, the police will be on their way. I need your help. Please hold on.

Sure, bring a cup.

Well, we're going to search him right now. First, he's going to get searched.

We have every right to do this. This is our merchandise. We have you on camera

stealing our shit.

And I'm here as a witness for you guys to harassing him.

We're not harassing you. Stand up. Come on. We're going to search you right now.

Be honest. Just get rid of this shit. Stand up. Stand up. Look. Look. There's

more needs right here. Pat him down. Pat him down. Spread your legs. Spread your

legs. Arms out. There you go. Don't move. No fancy little weasel moves.

All right.

Son's a weasel. All right, man. Wand them. See?

Hey, wait. We're going to wand you. Hold on. I'm going to wand you. You should

get a real job because, you know, you're multiple. What the fuck is that? What

the fuck is that? Okay, look, there's just one right here. That's where it

was.

It's still buzzing.

It's still fucking buzzing.

Check his ankles.

Check his ankles.

It's buzzing down here, too.

Holy shit! What is this?

That's my mom's.

Is it still buzzing?

Oh, yeah, it's still buzzing. Are you guys obsessed with his dick? No, you're

about to be obsessed with it.

You're a fucking weirdo. I don't think you have the authority to do a strip

search anyways. I mean, I think... No, I think that we need to have qualified

officers here.

That's okay. I'm going to need you to retrieve my merchandise.

That's hilarious.

My merchandise is right here.

Right here.

And it needs to be addressed.

I'm not touching his fucking pants.

Well, I mean, if you don't want to touch his pants, I mean, none of us are going

to do it anyway.

I mean, his career is going to be ruined. He's never going to go to

college.

I'm going to throw the fucking book at him. It's a felony.

Did you do something?

It's still going.

I still don't have my merchandise.

Look, I can just spend the night in jail. I'll be fine.

It's not that big of a deal. They'll search you more heavily.

They're going to find the other three watches you got stashed. I don't like

school anyways. No, shut up.

You're gonna go to school.

Your dad can find everything.

Do you have something on phones?

Ryan. What?

Do you have something in your pants?

Yeah, I got this one.

But look, that's it, okay? I swear, that was the last one.

Ryan. Your dad. Still buzzing. Still buzzing. Still buzzing.

Look,

just take it back and then we're fine, right?

It doesn't buzz for those cheap watches. Can you shut up for just a second? Let

me just fucking talk to him, Ryan.

Please. Dude, like, be honest now.

Is that happening?

Yeah. Yeah.

Can you fucking chill out?

Paul fucking blurt. Like, chill the fuck out.

Do you have, do you, do you have?

Your dad can't find out. I'll deal with these fucking idiots. I'll deal with

these fucking idiots. Give me the rest of them. Look, okay.

Call my handle, man. Oh my fucking God.

See, that was it.

That's more than a thousand dollars. That was, okay.

That was all we had. Now you're just pissing me off. Shut the fuck up.

We have to- Shut the fuck up.

And there's something there. I can't fucking deal with it. You shut the fuck

up.

You're killing me. I'm supposed to be out having fun right now?

So, um... Shut the fuck up. No.

You're not going to go to jail because you're going to lose your fucking

scholarship. You have something else in your fucking pants.

Just kidding. Take your fucking pants down.

Take your fucking pants down!

You're fucking sweating. I know you're hiding something else.

Jesus Christ, you are such a little bitch.

Wait! Um, like... Mom, don't do that!

Okay, what the fuck? We knew it. Really?

What the fuck? Look, it's like, it feels good and it's... Please retrieve my

merchandise, ma'am. I'm not touching that. I think you need to shut up for a

minute. It's like a cock ring, you know?

You're a fucking weirdo. Look, you're... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why? Why?

Why? It matches my skin tone.

No, no, no, no, no.

What? Yeah, here. No, no, no, leave that back on. Leave it on. You don't want it?

No, put it back on. Here, take it. No, I don't want it. Put it back on then.

You guys... Nah, we have better... Okay, just take me to jail. No, shut the fuck

up. Let me handle this, please.

Okay.

Guys, so, clearly, he's an idiot.

I don't want this to go anywhere.

I... What can I do to make this go away?

Well, I mean, he got merchandise on him.

I mean, what's to say we don't have anything on you? I don't know you're not

working together. God, you guys are just even more fucking stupid. Where would

she hide it? No, oh, that's my mom. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get your hands

off my mom, all right?

You guys... Look, she... This is a costume. I mean, she can hide it

anywhere.

I mean, it could be anywhere on her, right? Look, just let them call the

cops, Mom. This is bullshit.

Fuck these guys. You shut your fucking mouth, you fucking retard. You fucking

did this, and you would go, you would lose your fucking scholarship.

So you're fucking welcome, and you are going to be fucking grounded until

you're fucking dead, Mom.

Okay, okay, what the fuck?

Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about? You're the one in trouble. We

have to do a full, full, full cavity search here, guys, right? A cavity

search? I'm just not here.

What? Full cab research, all right?

There we go.

Look, you guys are disgusting. Hey, hey, hey. Over there.

Ryan, you did this. You made me run.

I'm sorry, Mom.

There it is. Just got to make sure there's nothing in here, all right?

Have you proven your point yet? No, no, no. I mean, there's a bunch of us here.

We're going to have to all take our turns.

All right, we all got to do a very, very thorough job here and make sure there's

nothing inside, all right? Mom, this isn't worth it. Just let it be. You shut

the fuck up, Ryan.

I just want to make sure there's nothing in there. You got to do a very thorough

job. Make sure we all take our time, all right?

There you go.

That's it. And do you think that you're going to find something different each

time you go? I don't know, but hey, you boy, why don't you come down here and

stare at this and watch?

What? Put your face right next to it. There you go. Put it real close. Can you

please leave him alone?

This is what you did to your mother. I'm learning.

There you go.

What are you doing to your mother putting her in this position, huh?

Here, why don't you get in there, Chad?

Look, boy.

Watch. I don't want to. No, no, no. Keep on watching.

Okay.

No, watch when he takes his turn.

Searching for any maybe words that she might have shoved up there or something

like that.

There you go.

No,

hey, hey, hey. Keep watching. Keep watching. Keep watching.

Because we've got something for you next. Don't worry about it.

Get in there. Get in there.

I think he goes...

Proving the point, right?

I'm pretty sure there's nothing in there.

Well, we're going to see it. There we go. Get in there. Get in there.

Are you watching? I'm watching.

We're watching. Yeah, you better be watching. Keep it. Keep it. There you

go. Fucking watches.

Keep going.

Yeah, yeah. Get it nice and ready. Get it nice and ready. Make sure there's

nothing in there.

Is that getting wet?

Yeah. What the fuck?

No, that's...

Okay, all right.

Keep going, keep going.

Yeah, this is what you get if you have a bad son.

All right, it's in there, all right? Come on.

Is this worth it for you?

You learned not to steal anymore? Hey, make me run.

I think after this you didn't do anything, right guys?

Keep going.

We're not there yet, all right? A little faster.

Faster. It's going.

Faster.

Faster.

Yeah, that's the jam right there. Keep going. Keep going. There you go. That's

right. Oh, I think she might be enjoying this a little bit. Look at her. Look at

her. Oh, she might even like that.

Oh, I think she might orgasm a little bit.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

That's it. There we go.

Okay, okay, can we, can we say that this is, we're done? Oh, okay, fine, fine,

fine, fine. Fine, fine. Well, uh,

I mean, if we're gonna finish here, then I guess we're gonna have to call the

police still.

Yeah, but then again, you also said... You just got what you wanted. No, no,

no, we're not done yet.

But then again, you also did say, um, you'll want to do whatever it takes to,

you know, get out of this, right?

Ryan, you're fucking dead, but yes.

Well, there's three of us here, and we figured, why not take this opportunity

and see if, uh, maybe you could, uh... Help us out.

Help us out and make us all come home.

And, uh, you care about his future, right?

Yeah, and you don't want to see your son go to jail and get arrested.

It's just a couple nights, Mom.

No, no, it won't be more like ten years.

Yeah, yeah, it's a feather. Oh, you guys are qualified to know these things?

It's expensive jewelry.

Yeah, if they knew the law, they'd be a real cop. Did you see the one he had

around his cock?

That's a fucking expensive watch.

I didn't look closely enough. Apparently you did, though.

It's very shiny.

So the deal is, you make us all cum, right? And we'll let you use some,

though. I'm afraid that's never happened.

But you gotta make us all cum, though.

All of us. Should we let them discuss this?

I mean, wouldn't you like a little time to talk to your son about this?

What do you mean, all of you?

All of us. Yeah. You gotta make us all come. You gotta make us all come.

One, two, three.

All of us. All of us. It's not worth it, Mom.

Can you shut up?

Um... We'll give them a minute to discuss.

Yeah? Yeah. Come on.

Let's give them a minute to discuss this.

We'll be back.

Ryan. Fuck these guys.

Just... So it's gonna fucking happen, and you put us into a situation.

No, no, I don't mean fuck them. I mean, fuck these guys. Just let me go to jail.

Now, you've put me into this situation.

If you get in trouble with your dad, it's over.

You've fucked up so many fucking times.

I'm so sorry.

There's gotta be another way. He's already almost written me on a fucking

row. How many times?

Well, I don't know. A lot?

Yeah. So, look.

There's gotta be another way. I mean, there's gotta be something else, right?

I mean... Look.

You got us in this?

I'm gonna get us out.

Please, please don't do this. Please.

You shouldn't have done this in the first place.

Look, I know I fucked up.

No, you fucking only. You fucked up huge.

If you ever do anything like this again, I'm not gonna fucking save you in this.

Your life is forever going to change if I let this go.

Alright, alright.

That's enough time. Have you guys come to a decision yet?

No, I think maybe we need... Well, I don't know about that.

I mean, I think it's either... You cannot?

Now, or... Either fucking Bieber?

Are you from the fucking 50s?

It's nifty.

You're gonna come really fucking easy.

What do you say?

And we let this all out.

Yep.

What do you want?

There's still time, don't do it.

I can't watch this. No, no, sit the fuck down.

You made us run all over the fucking mall.

Come on.

You know, come on. If you're going to act like this, we're never going to come

and you're never going to get the fuck out of here. You're just going to throw

yourself in jail.

Why don't you do us a favor and pretend like you actually like it, all right?

It'll be a lot quicker and easier for you, okay?

That's nice.

I mean, it is Mardi Gras, right? So why don't you just...

You're gonna fucking jerk it, watch.

Pull your fucking cock out. Jerk it.

He's already been touching himself the whole time, so... That's right.

You keep watching your mom suck cock, right?

Oh, fuck, that feels good.

Oh, my God. I think there might be a watch back there. We gotta find it.

Is there a watch back there?

Oh, nope, no watch. No watch. Oh, that's nice.

Here, Rookie, get in there.

Yeah, fuck that dirty whore mouth.

Beautiful. That beautiful dirty whore mouth. I love it.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, you know what?

What if she takes her son's fucking cock out? What the fuck?

Come on. Well, I mean, we did say all of us, right?

You are a sick fuck.

Hey, hey, come on. Why don't you come here and get it from your mom right now?

Come on. Come on.

Take your cock out. Put it in your mom's mouth.

There we go.

You want to get out of here, don't you?

Well, I'm just... You gotta come too! I'm just gonna work.

Leave her.

You're fucking horrid.

Well, yeah.

What do you fucking do?

I mean, leave nice tears.

Okay. Ah, fuck.

Yeah, she knows.

You?

Yeah,

be a soft and gentle woman.

Just shut the fuck up.

Yeah,

that's enough.

Yeah, that's nice.

It's huge.

It's awesome.

Take it for dad, man.

Dirty. Would you shut the fuck up? Love it.

I mean,

his dick is a lot bigger than all you guys' dicks. I'm not worried about that.

I had a dream like this once.

You

make

it fucking easier for me and if you stab me in the fucking eye you're gonna have

to pay for my fucking insurance.

You guys are such sick fucks

What a beautiful fucking mouth, I love it Those fucking eyes are ridiculous

She really cares about you.

You're a lucky, lucky man.

There

we

go.

There we go.

It's a whole process.

Why don't you take it off for us, huh? We'll wait.

Your mom's got a nice fucking ass.

Tits and ass for days.

I fucking love her.

Fuck.

She's not my real mom. Oh, fuck. We need to fuck you. Yeah, we need to fuck you.

Fuck,

it feels good.

You're not fucking wrong, Kate.

She does have a nice face.

What the fuck, Ryan? Hey, hey, hey.

Just close your eyes, man.

Get it back down there. Get it back down there. Get it back down there.

God damn it.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God. You're being a dirty girl.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh,

making her toes curl. That's fucking good, kid. Get it.

Fuck her fucking... Yeah, make her feel like your dad, right?

Yeah.

Whose dick's better, his or her?

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Fuck you.

You can't fucking tell your dad about this.

No, Mary.

Oh my God, that's so fucking good, right?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I think it's down to about a misdemeanor.

You guys are going to let us go after this, right?

Yeah. She makes us cum first. She makes us cum.

Oh,

yeah.

God damn it.

I never thought you'd be able to handle all these cars.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck me.

Yes, yes.

Oh, goddamn.

You can man-blank at me.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, damn it!

She's gone.

Hope you won't get up there, huh?

Face him.

So do I get to take the watch on?

Let's focus on her making us come first, alright?

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. All that cum's building up in those fucking balls.

Oh, my God.

Come on, make her come.

Make her come so she makes us come. She's fucking her until she can't take

it out.

You little big dick bastard. Fuck her good.

Fuck her good.

Fuck.

Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck.

Fucking cunt.

Fucking cunt. She's gonna squeeze that fucking dick right out of that fucking

pussy when you cunt. You'll know. You'll know when she does it. That's right.

Fuck her.

Fuck that beautiful fucking cunt. Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

God damn it. I need your mom. Come on, you fucking cock.

Oh, fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Jolly fucking grass. Fucking grass.

Fucking grass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Fuck, that's fucking pretty.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fucking.

Fucking strip of the grass.

I was wondering what your pussy looked like.

What? Well, I mean, you have nice tits and... Oh, fuck, man. You have nice

nipples, so I thought maybe I would... Oh,

God. Interesting. You can do a little bastard.

Fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Dirty fucking blood, love.

Yeah. God damn it.

This sucks.

This sucks, too.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Don't touch that if I make you come.

Fuck!

Oh, yeah, she's gonna squeeze your ass out.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my fucking God, yes. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

I can't do this.

I think he likes fucking her son.

Yeah, it looks like she does.

He has a better dick than all of you guys.

It's not going to bother me at all.

It doesn't bother me one bit.

I wonder how she's going to explain this to when she's not fucking her husband

anymore, huh? Right?

Yeah, you pound that like it's going to make her cum on you.

It's going to make her cum all over.

Fuck, dirty balls. I keep moving doing this.

Feels really good, though.

Holy shit.

Fuck, yeah.

We need to get back over there, huh?

Yeah, over here so we can see it.

Oh, that's better. Just like that.

Look

at

that.

It's so fucking white, it's fucking beautiful.

Better than that, please.

Keep going.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

I'm gonna come too.

You put the fucking watch on.

What a fucking... What a fucking nut.

It's a nice watch.

Ah, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Feels so good. I can't explain that to Pops.

Ryan.

Oh, it feels so good.

Okay,

Ryan, stop.

Okay.

Can I keep the watch?

I want that fucking badge. Yeah, fuck that.

You fucking owe me, Ryan.

Okay. Are we done?

Yeah, we're done. Can you shake your butt out of here, alright? Alright,

cool. Thanks, Mom.