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Look, I don't know why you're taking me back here.

Is there a problem?

Please have a seat.

It's been brought to my attention that you might be shoplifting inside my

store.

Shoplifting? Yes. And who would have brought this to your attention?

My employees.

Okay, well...

haven't and you're wasting your time.

Okay.

Do you have a name?

Why do I need to give you my name? At this point you're already wasting my

time. Well I don't bring people in here for nothing. The reason I bring people

in here is to find out who they are and what they're doing in my store.

I am here to get school supplies.

Yeah? Yeah.

And I don't have to give you my name to shop in your store.

Well. When you're suspected of shoplifting, I like to get the

information. I feel like this is hearsay.

Well, if you have none to hide, you won't mind giving me some information.

God, my name is Jessica.

Okay.

Do you have ID?

No, I didn't bring my ID with me.

Do you have a last name, Jessica?

You know, I'm never coming back to the store again.

This is unheard of.

Your last name?

Ryan.

You say you came in here to buy school supplies?

Yes. Are you a student?

I'm a teacher.

You're a teacher?

Okay.

I think you're teaching my kids school.

Um, I don't recognize you.

I don't know.

Well... Like I said, my employees say they suspect you of

stealing things.

That's why I brought you back here.

Okay, so your employee's a liar.

Well, in that case, you wouldn't mind me searching you.

Why would I let you search me?

Because you're suspected of stealing.

But I didn't steal anything.

Well, if that's the case, then you won't have a problem with me checking your

purse.

I feel like that's a violation of my private property.

Well, I could call the cops and they can come do it.

Why would you call the cops on this?

Because I don't tolerate stealing from my store.

Can I please go?

No, you can't.

I have things to do. I'm a busy woman and this is, like, I'm sorry your

employee thinks that I stole something.

Like, I didn't do anything and I just... Well, if that's the case, then you won't

mind me searching your purse.

And if I find nothing, then you can be on your way. I do mind if you search my

purse. If you have nothing to hide, why do you have a problem with it? I mean,

it's either that or I call the cops.

Don't call the cops.

It's just it's my private property and at this point like you've already been

wasting my time.

Would you rather have four cops come in here and waste your time?

You have nothing to hide. We can be in and out with this in no time.

I don't want the police involved.

Really? I put them in there so that I could purchase them when I went to the

store later.

You just walk around with this stuff?

These are things from my store. What the?

Come on.

You gave me a hard time and

I did catch you stealing.

I have no idea how those got in there.

Alright.

Stand up, please.

Do you have anything else on you?

How would I have anything else on me?

I have no idea.

But this is what we're gonna do.

I did catch you stealing.

So now we're going to do a strip search and a cavity search.

A what?

A strip search and a cavity search.

I feel like this is incredibly uncalled for.

Stealing from my store is uncalled for.

I'm happy to buy those.

You've lost that opportunity.

I just feel like it's highly inappropriate for a store owner,

security guard, what are you, to want a strip search and a cavity search.

I need to see if you're walking out of here with more of my things. Don't you

need to be qualified to do these things? I am qualified.

Says who?

Says my boss.

Says your boss?

Yes. God.

The people that employ me.

Look,

I feel like this is highly inappropriate, and I just, I am not

comfortable taking my dress off for you. Well, then you can do it for the cops,

and I'm going to call them right now.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's... Let's not involve the cops.

At least let there be a female employee to do the strip search and cavity

search. We don't have a female available.

I'm the only one here.

I feel like this is horribly inappropriate.

It'll be more inappropriate having four cops come in here and do it.

They're not going to be nearly as nice. Are you insinuating some sort of

gangbang or something?

Gangbang? Four cops? Why is a cavity search necessary?

To see if you have anything else hidden on you. How would I have hidden anything

else on myself?

Women do strange things.

For strange reasons.

Are you punking me right now?

Am I punking you? This is insane. Does this seem punked?

I really am uncomfortable taking my dress off for you.

Okay, I'm calling the cops. Okay. You can do it for them. Okay.

You know, the store is run by a fucking pervert.

And your son goes to my school?

Like, please remind me his name so then I can make sure he's never in my class.

How could anything... That's if you have a job after this. How could anything be

in there?

I have no idea.

Safety pins, duct tape.

You have plenty of fucking glue there. Could have glued something.

Perhaps if they pay better at the school. You know, that'd be great.

That's not me or my store's problem.

Ah, nope.

Okay, some more, please.

Some more what?

I said full strip search and cavity.

Your teacher, he must understand what that means.

Shoes?

How would I hide anything in my shoes?

Oh my god.

You're fucking ludicrous.

Wow.

You wanna check my fucking hair, too? If I, like, snuck anything in there?

Oh, yeah, because I can hide so much in there.

God damn.

Hey, I don't need the attitude.

I'm not the one that got caught stealing. Look, I'm happy to pay for

this. You should have paid for it to begin with.

Now you've got to pay consequences.

Okay.

It's either I do this or a bunch of officers come in. They take you to the

station. They do this. I don't need the... Then you have a record. Then you

lose your job. You lose any credibility as a teacher whatsoever.

I don't need the cops in on this. What do I have to do?

First I need to take a mugshot.

A mugshot while I'm naked?

I'll get you from the head up. Don't you need like consent for that or something?

You are consenting.

I... Or you're going to jail.

Fine.

Turn to the side.

To the back.

clothes back on?

No.

I said the next thing is a cavity search.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not kidding.

All right.

Just come over here.

Okay. Hands out.

Why do my hands have to be out?

I am sure there's nothing hidden inside my tits.

My legs either. There's really no way.

It's not like my legs have zippers.

You're just getting your fucking rocks off right now, aren't you?

I don't enjoy this at all.

So please give me the reasoning behind this.

I want to make sure you're not walking out of here with items from my store.

I can't hide things inside my tits. That was groping.

Whatever.

Whatever. Just believe in it. It's the real job.

What kind of... So

are we done yet? I mean... I'll let you know when

we're done.

I... Obviously there's nothing in there, right?

Right? What?

Is that really necessary?

I am really not comfortable with this.

Are we done yet?

Are the spankings a part of this whole training that you've gotten?

I feel like this is so unnecessary.

Well, when you do bad things, you gotta be punished.

Are you filming this right now? What the fuck?

It's for identification purposes.

For identification purposes?

Can you identify me by my boulder?

Yes. What the fuck is this? Hey, can you cough for me, please?

Cough? Yeah, give me a cough.

I don't have testicles.

Go ahead and cry.

Yeah?

Are we done yet?

Alright.

What the fuck are these?

What are what?

Are you fucking filming this?

What kind of pervert are you?

Like, do you actually work here?

Yeah, I work here.

What the fuck is this?

Don't worry, they're not on.

They look like they're totally recording.

We have cameras all throughout this place. The ones out front are on. This

is a fucking joke.

I'm going to take what information I know, I'm going to go to my employees,

we're going to review the tapes again, and check your background, and I'll be

right back.

Great.

Okay. I didn't tell you to get dressed.

Look, what can I do to just make this go away and I can just leave?

Well, at this point I would call the cops.

They'd come and arrest you.

We've caught you on video camera in the store.

I've caught you with the items on your person.

And I have right to have you arrested at this point.

What can I do so that this can just be forgotten and I can leave?

Well, I do have a suggestion.

What is that suggestion?

Maybe you could do some for me.

And what can I do for you?

I'm happy to pay more than any of that is actually worth.

I'll give your son free tutoring lessons.

I'll clean your fucking kitchen.

Give my son tutoring lessons. What are you going to teach him? How to shoplift?

Come on.

I have to pay for all of this out of my own pocket, and they don't pay teachers

shit. Like, I... Find another job. It's not my problem.

You realize that it's more than a full-time job to be a student. Or

student.

You know that this is more than a full-time job to be a teacher, right?

Like, this is basically my entire life.

And that's still none of my problem.

Like I said, I'm happy to pay more than any of this is worth. I can't... Don't

call the cops on this. I need to just leave and please forget about this.

Like, what can I do?

You know what kind of damage this does to your career, your life?

I call the cops.

They drag you in, fingerprint you. You spend probably the whole weekend in

jail.

Word gets out around all the schools, and I'll tell myself that you came in

and stole from my store.

I don't want you teaching my kid how to be a criminal.

That's not what I teach.

What can I do? Actions speak louder than words. What can I do to make this go

away?

Number one, take your dress back off.

Number two, put your hands down.

Okay.

So I think by now you might know what you can do to get out of it.

Um, let you fondle me?

That's a start.

I think you have an idea of what else to do. You've already done the video of my

pussy and taken pictures.

Like, what else could I possibly do for you?

What could you do for me? Think about that.

For me to do something for you.

It's a little hard to think under duress. I'm sorry.

Please, be a little bit more specific.

Start by sucking my dick.

What? Are you kidding me?

I...

I'm a married woman, and I'm a respectable citizen.

I'm law-abiding except for, like, I'm tight on fucking money right now.

Everybody has hardships.

There's no excuse to come into my store and steal.

You say you're a teacher, you have a husband. You want all that ruined

because you came in and decided to take from me and my store?

What kind of woman do you think I am?

A thief, that's what I think you are.

Now, I'm giving you an ultimatum here.

You can show me that you want to get out of here quickly and suck my dick.

Or I call the cops and you suck all their dicks.

They're going to do a lot worse to you in jail than I will.

This is so outrageous.

Then you'll have a record, no place to get a job, family will...

Stop talking to you?

I can't fucking do this.

Please, me, get out of here and never have to worry about this again.

Wow.

Clock is ticking.

Just, okay, okay.

If I do this, you'll let me walk out, right?

Yeah.

Are you sure there's nothing else I can do?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Your

dick

is already out.

I... You

have to excuse me. Want me to call?

Alright. Please don't. Please don't.

Look, I haven't touched another guy's cock since, like, I've been married for

ten years.

I'm really uncomfortable with this.

I'm uncomfortable with you stealing, so, like I said, the sooner the better.

Get down with this.

Like really?

Yeah.

It's been sucking my dick. My stroke is.

Like you want to get out of here.

Okay, okay, okay.

Really?

No.

No.

I can't have a video of my... I'm just texting.

Come on.

texting this video is just between you and me no one will ever know about it

like blackmail really like you're gonna blackmail your son's teacher

fuck me

and and we're done after this right

i'll consider it yeah you'll consider it what the fuck does that mean get the

second oh fuck

Really, my husband's cock is not as big, so please don't jam your dick down my

throat like that. It's a lot.

You're gonna make me gag.

You just want me to suck your dick? You really don't give a fuck, do you?

God, what kind of fucking sociopath are you?

Are you done with your video now?

For now.

For now?

For now.

You want me to suck your dick from the desk?

I can't suck your dick like this.

You're not intending to fuck me, are you?

Alright,

have you... Have you gone deaf?

I... I don't... This... This is too

much. Like, I...

I'm not comfortable with this. You said to suck your dick, and this is not

sucking your dick.

Well, all right, you know what happens then.

Stop sucking.

Now you're breaking things in my office.

Sooner we get this done, sooner you can leave. I'm sorry. I have this store

owner wanting to fuck me because they stole some fucking school supplies.

Pardon me for not being super, like, excited about this.

Well, maybe you'll think next time before stealing.

necessary.

I promise I can just leave after this.

I

can't

believe

you're filming us talking.

Somebody. I'll see you at the next PTA meeting.

You can leave my office.

You're not going to give me your paper towel or something?

They're on the shelf.