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Top secret special delivery.

From London?

I was expecting this.

Chief Homage, Chief Iceberg?

And you're Crawford of Her Majesty's Secret Service?

Great. Licensed to kill and all that rot.

Beastly way to travel, that.

Rarely a bit much, even for headquarters, don't you think?

Cream, sugar?

Thank you, no.

We've received your message.

Think we can help you out? Hope so.

Frightful waste of time and postage if you can't.

How distressing.

Shall we stamp it out or something?

No.

Follow me.

Oh, a miniature.

Are you a collector? I'm a coin enthusiast myself.

Watch.

On the ball and ready for action, Chief Chief.

Oh, I say, smashing.

Where does it wind up?

This is the famous Tom of T-H-U-M-B.

Really? Had no idea.

Do forgive me, old chap.

Terribly gauche.

Watch out,

Crawford. Actually, it's a bit of a flap back home. You see...

London Bridge is falling down.

You putting me on, Crawford?

Nothing of the sort.

Beastly situation.

If the bridge goes, all of London will be tied up.

Think it's some of those MAD chaps doing.

Somehow or other, maladjusted, antisocial and darn mean is undermining

the pilings of the bridge.

But very slowly and meticulously.

Can't discover how.

Need someone unobtrusive to go down and give the situation a looking into.

Unobtrusive is my middle name.

Let's get cracking.

So good of you to drop in.

Bad show.

Just sunk another inch.

Can't waste any time or splash, splash, we'll have had it.

You got my sub, fella?

Yeah? Oh, yes.

Almost lit it up and smoked it at lunch.

Lucky for you I didn't, eh?

Lucky for London, you mean?

Let's go, Swingin' Jack.

Hey, look. What's that?

Well, nothing but a bunch of mud clams.

Clams? Here?

Darn suspicious, if you ask me.

Into our scuba gear, Swingin' Jack.

How insidious can you get?

Come on!

Boss, it's a trap!

Got you at last, Tom of T-H-U-N-B.

The clams signaled you were coming. You're done for.

Frightfully sorry, chap, but I'm afraid you're mistaken.

Crawford! Great.

Followed Tom's radio beam.

Good show.

You'll get a medal from the Queen, I expect.

Oh, just a moment.

Clams, afraid you're all fired.

Terribly sorry.

Always spoiled by Tom of T-H-U-M-B.

Always, always, always.

There, there, old boy.

Stiff upper.