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I can't believe it.

I've been playing this game for 20 years, and this is the first time I'm

going to win. All I have to do is play this one card.

No, I must savor this moment.

Enjoy it fully.

No!

Bat, gnat, pie, knucklehead.

On the ball and ready for action.

One of these days, I'm going to swat you.

So what's cooking, Chief Dave?

Huh? Oh, yes.

We've just discovered that MAD agents have filled the municipal swimming pool

with nitroglycerin. One slight vibration, the tiniest false move, and

the whole city will be blown to bits.

That could be messy.

Now, we've got to drop a can of nitro-neutralizer into it, making it

safe again.

But we can't send our regular-sized men in. They're too big. Might bump into

something. Knock something over.

Why, even their footsteps could set the whole thing off.

So?

So, it's up to you.

Tom of T-H-U-M-B.

You can count on me, Chichi.

I'll be gentle as a butterfly.

Oh, you blundering idiot. Can't win them all, Chief James.

Now, here's the plan, Swingin' Jack.

We hover about four inches over the pool, open the can of neutralizer, and

pour it in. But gentle, easy, slow, smooth. Remember

one false move and bowing.

Okay, bring her in.

Uh-oh. Ran out of gas, Bob. Rotten planning, Crayon Jack.

Boy, that was a close one, Bob.

We've got to figure a way to get the neutralizer down.

Get some string.

Let it down, Bob. I can handle it.

Hey!

Loop your end around something to take up the weight.

Okay, down she goes, will you?

You nanny.

Well, we got it down, didn't we, boss?

Now let's roll this can over to the pool.

Easy. Gentle.

Never do that again.

Sorry.

Now let's get with it.

What did you just do?

Got the hiccups, boss.

I know how to

stop them, boss. I light a match and inhale the sofa.

I've never failed.

Lucky there's a MacBook laying right here. I'll be quick about it.

Oh,

you

scare me, boss.

Hey, my hiccups are gone.

Later, Max.

Crying out loud.

Easy now.

Easy. Gentle.

Okay.

Rest.

Now we just open the can and pour it in.

Looks like a job for you, Swingin' Jack.

Hey, Bob!

You got to bring the can up enough.

Oh, you idiot.

You'll blow us up. I don't care.

This way, Swingin' Jack.

If you don't mind, Chief Chief, I'd like to wrap this thing up.

Just let me win the game.

But I've got a tight schedule.

Oh, go ahead.

The nitro is neutralized, Chief Chief.

Here's the two lab samples, before and after.

This is the after, harmless as water.

See?

Wrong jar, Chief.

Now, now, now, now, T.C., remember, I'm a valuable agent. T.C.!

Help!