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[upbeat music]

[cheering]

[cork pops]

They call these the golden years.

Walk for me.

[shouting]

At this point in my life, I know two things...

Life is short, and old friends, they never forget anything.

I'd like to forget a lot after doing this show.

Like, a lot!

So for the next couple of months,

we're taking our golden years to a golden place.

[theme music]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking.

Buckle up for landing.

[all cheering]

[laughter]

The ladies of New York have arrived.

Hang on! [all screaming]

For the next two months, we're trading winter

for sunshine.

Palm Beach, here we are!

Who said life is over at menopause?

Being in Palm Beach is like being on vacation full-time.

It's like all these people were adults their whole life,

and now they're in a playground. [grunting]

[screaming] [honking]

I moved two years ago, and I just love it.

There's no high buildings, great weather.

It's even better than the Hamptons.

Who would think that?

You know what? Love is more important than sex.

Oh, please.

What I really want is to find out

if I want to live here.

And I want to reestablish my relationships

with all the girls.

You have no idea,

'cause when I swing, you'll go down.

Sonja! Stop.

I have not seen a lot of the ladies in a long time.

I thought they were closer.

"Bethany was right about you, you're a nobody,

"you're an idiot, you're stupid."

There's a fine line between resentment

and holding on to the past.

Luann, you're actually her puppet.

Something... There's something's wrong here.

Living in Palm Beach the past three years...

it's definitely changed me. I'm more calm.

No drama! No lies!

I'm more reserved.

No, honey, it's you. Don't lie.

Do not lie. I hate lying.

We stopped filming five years ago.

It was over. But it wasn't.

It's like, go home already. I live here.

It's never over.

You did take money from my daughter's mouth

when you didn't let me film.

Again, ancient history.

I have no desire to talk about things ten years ago.

- Shut the fuck up! - Ooh!

At this point in life, we've shared loss,

love, laughter.

Look at this. It's disrespectful.

He's being sexually harassed.

Fights, secrets, and of course, a little drama.

- Hey! Hey! Kelly! - Over and over and over again--

Kelly! Quiet!

He was just ready to marry anyone.

Oh, thanks, Sonja.

Okay, maybe a lot of drama.

I just pulled a muscle.

[upbeat music]

You know, you've done the wife thing.

You've done the motherhood thing.

But I'm really engaged for the first time ever

in my life.

♪ Forever golden ♪

Crushing it.

Life doesn't need to stop in your golden years.

When I get to the stage, that's when the magic happens.

Living a golden life is having absolute freedom.

Being the best version of you.

And if the world doesn't like it, c'est la vie.

We always have a great time!

[shatters] Oh!

They call these the golden years.

Ha! How about that!

I really love you.

- I really love you! - I really love you!

This is the golden life.

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

[plane engines roaring]

Ladies and gentlemen...

[chuckles] We have arrived.

Oh, my God, our bags are sitting here.

- Are we late? - A little bit.

It was the stop for the Diet Coke.

All right, Rog.

Here we are in Palm Beach.

Since filming ended, I feel free,

so I've been really busy, touring with cabaret

around the world.

You got it, Rog?

Oh, where's the Giovanni bag? Oh, don't forget Giovanni.

When I used to come to Palm Beach,

everybody was really old. [scoffs]

They were called the gay 90s. Everybody was gay or 90.

[chuckles] Back in the day, it's true.

Thank you, babe.

Let's head straight to Ramona's

I've been coming down here for 35 years.

- Wow. - And then, of course,

- I got married here. - Yeah.

And here I am again.

What the fuck am I doing here, is the question.

- Yeah. - I mean, the girls

are the reason why I'm here. It's freezing in New York.

And you know what? It's good to be back

and so I can put the past behind me also.

- Oh, totally. - I don't always see the girls,

right, but we kind of keep in touch.

It's right on red, we're in Florida.

I am loving living in Palm Beach.

And I have been very busy taking care of myself,

enjoying my Sonja In Your City tour,

traveling to all my favorite cities.

Though it can be a little tiring, all the flights.

Which is why I quit drinking.

Dixie Highway. Oh, Flannigan's, Irish bar.

I like Irish bars.

Which, you know, I love to party.

Oh, I hear Lenora's is good.

I am the straw that stirs the drink. I don't stir the pot.

Anybody gonna let me in? This guy.

I'm just feeling so much lighter, tighter, and righter.

I don't know how you think I look, but I feel good.

Like some-- [loud honking]

Jeez!

I walked out of court owing 13 million.

By the time I finished with the chapter 11,

it cost me 17 million dollars.

[engine rattling] Whoa! Hey!

This thing is rattling.

There's broke, and then there's me.

I really want a simple life

like I've built again for myself.

I feel like I've come full circle.

I can still make it to Ramona's on time.

[upbeat music]

Woo! I can't even do a cartwheel.

Life has changed so much.

I really amped up my real estate business.

And my girls are all grown up.

They're on their own, so now I'm on my own.

Woo!

I just moved out of New York less than a week ago.

Like, I'm here. I am ready

for sun and fun and some chic vibes.

Can't even do a cartwheel!

Palm Beach, here we are! To our new lives.

Can you imagine, this now is gonna be it for me?

I'm very excited to be in Palm Beach

because I just finished my second book.

I am now a radio host,

I'm, of course, running Blue Stone Manor.

Of course, last two.

Okay, let's take the Tom Fords off.

So, everyone knows I have Blue Stone Manor

in the Berkshires. And I love it there.

But in the winter, it is cold!

And as I get a little older, I don't like that,

so I started to kind of chase the sun.

Oh, God.

I'm learning to slow it down.

Palm Beach is perfect for that.

Then, she goes,

"You know, Mom, you're in such a different place

"than you were when, you know, you left Bravo.

"Just go back and enjoy this."

Wow. I'm getting good at this.

I'll just say I made it myself.

Since I stopped filming, it was 2022,

and that was the year I bought a place in Palm Beach.

Voila. I spent all day cooking.

A lot of fundraisers, a lot of charities,

and it's just very social here.

I think I look healthier, happier, calmer.

Oh, shit! [screams]

I think.

Oh, my God.

There's nothing not to love!

It's a pristine,

beautiful lifestyle.

- Hey, Ramona! - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, look at this!

- Isn't it gorge? - Wow.

- Not bad, huh? - It is great. I love it.

Welcome to the golden life, baby!

Oh my gosh.

Out with the old, in with the new.

Do you have anything to drink, my darling?

- Sure. - I'm thirsty.

- When I-- - Can I have some water?

- Sure. - That's a cute dress,

- by the way. - Thank you.

Very Palm Beach-y.

Is my black appropriate?

No one wears black in Palm Beach.

So, can I just tell you how I come to Palm Beach

for this season? It's colors, colors, colors.

- Like this. - Okay.

[dramatic music]

Palm Beach has a different dress code

than any other place I've ever been to.

People wear a lot of dresses here,

a lot of florals.

But no one wears all black. It's like, no.

"You can't wear black. Nobody wears black.

"Everybody wears color." Girl...

Palm Beach was my playground

way before it was ever your playground.

Jeez, I have to bust the door down to get in here.

Oh, la la!

All the hoes are in the house!

Oh, I love your outfit! Look at you!

- I get flowers? - Yes!

You look like a teenager!

And you look like a gorgeous beauty queen!

- And you're my beauty-- - Oh, hi, Sonja.

[excited squealing] Oh, we're here, we're here!

We're here, we're here! Yay, yay, yay.

And who is here?

Oh, I was wondering

when you were going to address me.

The past couple years, we haven't seen each other

'cause we're doing our other side hustles.

So, yes. The stars aligned.

We are all together in Palm Beach.

Not just for a weekend, for two months,

and here we are in Ramona Singer's

beautiful apartment. It's obviously meant to be.

It's called Kismet.

It's good to see you, Sonjarita.

- I love you. - I've missed you.

- Dude, you know, the thing is-- - You never call and check in.

Okay, here we go again.

- Ramona, Ramona-- - She only checks in

when we start filming. You know that.

- Right? - Yes.

But I don't leave my apartment.

What kind of friend are you? You both live here,

so why don't you see each other?

I didn't want to bother her and I don't really go out.

- She's a recluse. - I'm a recluse.

- Like, she's a recluse. - I don't like socializing.

She goes out with like, 10 to 12 people at a time.

Sweetheart, I just do a lot of charity events.

A lot of lunches, tennis, and golf.

I'll do it if I'm horny.

But I'm really not gonna do it

just 'cause want to go out and see people.

Plus I have been very busy taking care of myself.

I have a couple other guys in the wings.

- Who's your main squeeze? - This guy from Connecticut,

and he has a place down here.

Oh! Oh, okay.

He's very good-looking. I can't stand it.

- Mmm. - I put makeup all over.

- I got on his boat. - On your... No.

I stood up, and all makeup was on the boat.

What do you mean makeup all over?

'Cause he's good looking. He can see!

Most of my guys are blind.

If Sonja's a recluse, then how are you gonna meet a man?

You know, it's very hard to catch a fish

if you're not throwing your line in the water.

Most of my guys are blind!

She put makeup on her legs.

To look good, 'cause he's good-looking!

Don't you think that's gonna rub off on your white furniture?

I didn't know. I've never worn makeup on a date

- on my legs or my ass. - On a yacht.

I heard we have the yacht party.

We got the yacht.

Friday we'll do cocktails. Light bites. Whatever.

- So caviar and champagne. - Yeah.

'Cause it's for the party.

You always pull a yacht out of your ass.

You know, everybody knows that I do love a yacht. I do.

And so, what better way to kick off this whole trip

than to have a party on a yacht? We got the yacht.

Okay, I'm coming just for the caviar party.

Forget about you two, I'm coming for the caviar.

Bring your date. Bring your date.

Or, yeah. You want to bring somebody?

Well, you do have a boyfriend now,

- so I guess I could bring... - Well, boyfriend, you know.

Doesn't mean I can't flirt.

I met Michael in 2024.

Listen, I love European men.

I was in a dry spell without having a boyfriend for years.

Seven years is a long time to wait,

but Michael is worth the wait.

Are we monogamous? Well, uh, yes. Um...

[chuckles]

This is a bodysuit, actually.

It's an old Donna Karan bodysuit.

- Is it? It looks so good. - Isn't it cool?

- It's my favorite. - No bra. No underwear.

- What do you mean? - Well, underwear I have.

Oh, I look fuckable. That's good.

Believe me...

She is unfuckable.

- What? - Promise?

So let me tell the story.

So I'm up doing the improv,

and it's comedy. You're supposed to be funny.

They ask me, let's do a fuck, marry, kill

Ramona, Luann, and Dorinda.

And then I go, oh, Dorinda, she's unfuckable.

Oh, boy.

But I just want to say one more thing about Dorinda!

She cut me out of filming and it cost me

hundreds of thousands of dollars.

You said you were gonna give that up.

- Three episodes. - You told me you were gonna

- give that up! - She's still mad at Dorinda

for not inviting her to Blue Stone Manor that one year.

So, as many people know, Dorinda and I filmed a show

which was over 10 years ago.

And there was a trip planned for the whole cast

to go to her home in the Berkshires.

I just wasn't invited.

So, we get paid by the episode, and I lost episodes.

So basically she took money out of my hands

and out of my daughter's mouth.

Let's just keep her away from the booze

'cause who gets drunker than Dorinda and gets obnoxious?

I don't do that.

Oh... [chuckles]

Ay, ay, ay.

All right, so we have a little animosity,

but listen, when you see Dorinda,

let's let the animosity go.

No, you know, Joan Rivers said

that at 18, you get a license to drive,

but at this age I have a license to kill.

[rhythmic music]

There's a rumor Ramona's bossy.

Do not take a picture of me doing this.

I heard it at church.

Sonja! Stop.

[laughter] How's it feel?

He's my boyfriend, he's not some toy that you can play with.

This is not gonna end well.

[upbeat music]

Okay, Tarzan, let's go. Come on.

Come to the meat market.

The name is amazing.

Hey, Kelly!

Oh, she's having rosé, I love it. Okay!

I haven't seen these women together

since Saint Bart's, which was like, almost two years ago.

Oh my goodness.

I just want to feel like, I packed up my entire life!

I'm so happy to see you!

- Who's the baby? - That's Tarzan.

Hi, Tarzan. Tarzan looks a little chubby.

- You can pick him up. - Yeah? With this?

Yeah, just go up. There he goes.

- Oh, oh, oh? - Oh!

[chuckles]

That is adorable.

Hello!

Can I get you ladies started on a cocktail?

I'd love a Diet Coke. Can I have one of those as well?

Or, I'll have a glass of rosé-- I'll have both.

I'll grab them.

[chuckles] Thanks.

He is heavy. Unlike his mommy.

Mommy's nice and thin. And this is a chub-chub.

[chuckles]

Ladies, let me know if you have any questions about the menu.

I think Lu and I are gonna get the stone crab

and a shrimp cocktail thing.

- Sure. - Yeah.

- Thank you! - Good to see you.

I can't believe we're all down here together

at the same time. That worked out.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

So, I'm very excited to be in Palm Beach.

I really love seeing the girls.

I really haven't done a lot of that in the last ten years,

'cause I've been in such a huge building phase of my life.

Our lives have been great. They've been interesting.

But they're in our rear-view mirror.

Like, where are you now?

Okay, so listen, what time's Sonja coming?

- Soon, I think. - Soon. Yeah.

Sonja's always late. Per usual.

How was it seeing Sonja and Ramona?

Ramona's doing great. She love's her apartment.

Beautiful apartment, by the way. She's very happy.

But, you know, Sonja says, "I don't go out."

She's a hermit, you know. She just stays in. I'm like...

Ramona doesn't see her. She lives like a block away.

That is, like, so weird.

I haven't seen Sonja since Saint Bart's.

So I think at least three years ago.

I know, we haven't seen her in ages.

If you want a friendship, you have to put in

some effort for the relationship, right?

Yes.

Ramona's like, "You don't show up unless you get paid."

And, you know, she quit drinking.

Which is a big one for her.

I haven't had a drink since July.

The only thing that I find very tricky

is when you first have sex with someone new

and you're not drinking,

it just feels like, oh, I need a little drink.

- Mm-hmm. - Well, maybe don't have sex

so fast and you'll feel okay about it.

You know, she was talking about all kinds of things.

Like, she's dating someone.

She said this one's really handsome, he's got hair.

So where would she meet this person?

- I don't know. - That's the problem.

I don't know if I believe these things.

- Well... - When things don't track

for me, they usually don't track, right?

Listen, I don't know what's going on,

and she's just a nice, nice human.

She's mean about us.

She's been talking smack about us in her shows.

She's talking smack?

So, wait. I'm with Sonja, and I find out

that she has a show in New York.

And I said, "I want to come!"

- Why didn't she ask you? - Then, she said,

"No, you can't come." And I'm like, "Well, why?"

She goes, "Because it's sold out."

So I go online, and it's not sold out.

- What? - So I get tickets to go,

and I go incognito, 'cause I don't want her to know

that I'm there. 'Cause she doesn't want me there

- for some crazy reason. - Right.

And sure enough, she's saying I'm this,

that, and the other thing. Dorinda's unfuckable.

[Luann laughs]

I go in a wig, I put on glasses,

I'm unrecognizable.

And I sit way in the back, and I'm watching her show,

and she starts talking about me and Dorinda,

and not in a nice way.

Which I'm like, it breaks my heart.

It really is like, "I'm your friend,

"why would you talk badly about me?"

To just go on stage with a bunch of strangers

and start saying such defaming and untrue things.

It's so odd and so disheartening.

It's just bizarre to me.

She was talking shit about me.

And I called her up, I said, you do it again, I'll sue you.

That's not cool. That's defamation.

That's not cool.

It's the same old thing, "Doe-rinda!"

- You know, screaming after me. - "Doe-rinda."

Well, I mean--

Here she is!

- Oh, no! - Is that Dorinda?!

Oh, speak of the devil, you actually show up!

You look amazing.

Wow.

Get the games going right here.

Oh, my God, Lu, I'm so in love with you.

- I can't get over it. - You're in love with me? Okay.

Welcome. May I get you started on a cocktail?

Okay, so I'll have a mocktail up,

and then you'll see me after three of those, I'm like, woo!

We have a really nice mocktail with cucumber, lemon, ginger.

- It's really refreshing. - That sounds good.

- I'll do it. - Two of those?

- I'm having rosé. - Oh, okay.

Me too. Wait, look at me, look at me.

- Absolutely. - Fix me, fix me.

Hold on.

When did I last see you, Saint Bart's?

Yes.

Yeah, I quit drinking in July right after that.

- How is that? - It's good. I feel great.

That's not true, I saw you last summer?

- After Saint Bart's? - Yes.

- What month was that? August? - August.

Do you remember when I went to Canyon Ranch?

- Yes. - I think my eyelash

went up my nose. Something happened.

- Was it a bug? - No.

[curious music]

- All right, I'm ready to go. - Me too.

- Like, we're done. - I was just gonna say the same.

We've waited long enough for her.

She showed up. Let those two cackle.

- Let's go. - Yeah, yeah.

- All right, love you girls. - So, we're gonna go.

- Oh, are we leaving? Okay? - Love you.

- We gotta go all the way back. - I have to go do

my radio show. - Oh, you're leaving?!

- We've been here since 2:30. - Great to see you.

- You're gonna see a lot of me. - That's good!

Come here, little group huggie, let's go.

Tomorrow, 4:30 or 5:00,

we're going on Kimberlie's yacht.

Bring a guest, 'cause I want people.

- Bring a guest? - And it's a party,

- it's a cocktail party. - She's bringing Harry Dubin.

- No, you are not! - Yes, she is!

Have you seen Harry since you've been here?

- No. - Yeah, all the time.

[curious music]

He has my earrings and my bracelet.

He better bring it.

Why is Harry in my friend group?

I was like, just hanging out with him,

and he keeps bringing all these really...

- You wouldn't like it. - Tacky girls?

Tacky girls with him.

I told her to bring a boy tomorrow.

We started a love affair. He cheated on me. End of story.

30 years ago! Okay? Okay.

- I'll see you tomorrow. - 'Cause we have to go.

- We have to go over the bridge. - We got the yacht!

I was very good, wasn't I? I kept my mouth shut.

It's so weird they just left like that.

A leopard doesn't change their spots.

- Stripes. - Stripes. Leopards have spots!

Oh, zebras. Zebras have stripes.

I do not know what it is,

but I just don't have any patience for Sonja today.

Yeah.

So, listen, tomorrow, I'm gonna come pick you up.

- Oh, to go to the yacht party? - Yeah.

Okay, great.

Well, anyway, the yacht party.

What are you gonna wear?

I might go way over the top and go Palm Royale.

[gasps]

That's beautiful. [chuckles]

I'm wearing a bathing suit.

Are you gonna wear a bathing suit?

I'll wear a bathing suit with a cover up.

I have a great sort of flowy thing that's beautiful.

- Something... Chic. - Like, half-panty?

Cartier.

[upbeat music]

I don't want boobs falling out all night.

You boys excited?

I'm so happy that we're all back together again.

I feel like celebrating with the girls.

This is so beautiful.

Rain or shine.

[thunder booming]

It's always gonna be fabulous.

Caviar is here? Okay, great.

Caviar here. That's important.

Look! Woo!

I don't really do all these things

that all the other girls do.

I feel like they've arrived 'cause so-and-so is there.

I don't need to arrive.

My yacht has sailed, baby.

I'm looking for a dinghy.

[thunder rumbling] [seagulls calling]

Let me go down to greet the guests.

Oh, it's the Grandes!

- Oh! - Amelie.

- Hi, darling, How are you? - I'm so good.

Oh, my God, Kimberlie! Harry Dubin.

- How long has it been? - You look beautiful.

- Where's all the other girls? - They're coming.

I've invited friends, dear friends of mine

that I've known for years in Palm Beach.

And I haven't had a big public presence in Palm Beach

since my arrest

at the colony ten years ago.

I just want everything to run smoothly.

- She coming? - Sonja?

- Yeah. - Do you like her?

[scoffs] Part of the reason

I invited Harry was to rekindle

maybe something between Harry and Sonja.

- She's coming. She's coming. - Aw, but Danny's back.

They've been on and off for 30 years.

And now, Sonja lives in Palm Beach.

It's a no-brainer.

- Are you single? - Of course.

- No. - Wait, wait, wait. Come on.

I love Sonja. She's one of my best friends.

But there's a lot of stories going on here

that don't make sense to me.

So, I have to dig a little deeper there.

I don't know what to believe from her mouth.

She hasn't changed a bit. [scoffs]

- You need a cocktail. - I do.

- Yeah, let's get a cocktail. - 100 percent.

All right, let's go up to the bar, you guys. Yeah?

[upbeat music]

Oh, my God! Harry Dubin!

[screams]

I was supposed to see you Wednesday night.

"Don't forget it, don't be late."

- Ah-ah-ah! - Hello!

Dorinda! Dorinda!

[laughter] Look at you!

You just blew me away, baby, with your wardrobe tonight.

My relationship with Ramona is still very close.

And I'm so enjoying being with everybody in Palm Beach.

What is under here? Wait?

Oh! [hooting]

- Dorinda Medley! - Stop, stop!

We are just right back in,

in rhythm, and we're having a ball.

It's making me feel very young.

[bright chimes]

Look at her, it's like Madonna walked

into the room. Look at her with her--

Well, I'm going to a gala after.

No black in Palm Beach?

Look who shows up and can't even follow her own rules.

- I have other things. - Are you going with a date?

Because if you're not, you're gonna be

catching a date tonight.

I don't date and tell.

What'd I say yesterday?

I said don't let a boyfriend get in the way

- of finding a husband. - Oh, I like that.

- Can you please-- - It's so windy.

Can you please turn the air conditioning down?

Oh, my God, my hair is stuck to my lipstick!

Sonja said, "I see Harry all the time."

- All the time. - "I see him all the time."

Oh, yeah.

[dramatic music]

She's at Table 26 every night?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

She said she's quit drinking for six months.

He said she goes to the bar every night.

She doesn't always tell the truth.

She likes to embellish.

I don't even think it's embellishing.

Like, one plus one doesn't equal two in this scenario.

The numbers aren't adding up, and neither is Sonja.

I just want to chill. I don't want to get into any

drama with Dorinda.

You have a choice. You can say to Dorinda,

"Listen, what is your problem?"

Oh, God, I don't want to do that.

I think Dorinda's overreacting

about me saying she was unfuckable.

But I'm still so upset about Blue Stone Manor,

I wanted her to be open

to hearing what I felt back then.

You know what? I still like her, and--

Of course, I like her too.

We love her, but we don't want her to lie to us.

She used to do this, it gets me agitated.

And I don't want to be aggravated anymore.

[dramatic music]

her, but we don't want her to lie to us.

She used to do this, it gets me agitated.

And I don't want to be aggravated anymore.

She tells stories that are not true.

What are we gonna do, Luann?

And you're gonna say, okay? Like, that's not okay.

I'm determined to talk to Dorinda.

I hope that she's gonna be open to it.

I don't want to lose Dorinda as a friend.

Prosecco. Sia. Sonja. Ikea.

- There she is! - Hi, guys.

- Hello. - I saw you wearing the pink--

Why are you wearing a swimsuit?

[playful music]

- In case we go in the hot tub! - Oh.

This is a cocktail party.

You don't show up in a bathing suit.

That's day wear. That's for maybe a lunch.

Absolutely no.

Kelly told me she was wearing a swimsuit,

so I wore a swimsuit.

Oh. Kelly, do you have a swimsuit on?

No.

I didn't tell Sonja

I was wearing a bathing suit to a yacht party

at five o'clock at night.

I'm wearing a bathing suit.

Are you gonna wear a bathing suit?

I'll wear a bathing suit with a cover up.

Me too, okay. Yeah.

Hello? Gown time. Hello.

Oh, you got a bathing suit?

For the hot tub, babe!

Oh, I didn't think about the hot tub.

How you doing? Did you see Harry?

Not yet. Is he here? Give me a warning.

I am just like, oh, my God, Harry again?

I don't know what to do.

I cut him off again about,

about... probably about two months ago.

Yeah, but you said you see him all the time?

We didn't talk for seven years.

- Okay. - I called him

when his father was on the death bed and I said,

"You know I love you, but I just can't stand you."

I said, "You have turned into such a whore."

I think you should reconsider.

He is a great guy, he's loaded--

That man actually loves you.

And he's got money. So what are you doing?

Who are you schtupping right now?

Is Harry one of the most eligible bachelors

in Palm Beach?

He's the most available, I'd say.

[laughter] Eligible and available.

I was with him when he had the first 50 million,

and now he got a second.

Even when he spent his first 50,

he always has a trust fund and lives off the dividends.

He's down to his last 100,000 a month.

I say to him, "If you love me, why are you always

"with these other type girls?"

"Oh, but we're gonna end up together."

He's very charming.

He's a wonderful person deep down.

- He's smart. - Smart!

- He has great manners. - He's handsome enough.

- He's good-looking. - Yeah, he's good-looking.

But I feel comfortable naked in front of Harry,

I don't feel like he has a washboard

or anything like that.

And he is losing his hair, which makes me feel better.

- Right? - No, he's perfect for me.

- Mm-hmm. - He really is.

Should I call Harry?

I'm not putting out for Harry.

I did that. He cheated on me. He's a cheater.

- Well, at this point-- - I think he cheated on me

with you, didn't he? He went West with you that time?

Well, definitely, but you're the one

that introduced me to Harry.

That's true, I introduced you, yeah.

- Do you remember that? - Yeah. Yeah.

Let's throw all the dirty laundry out.

Who loves me more than you?

No one.

[scoffs] You choked that one down.

Well, that hurt.

Why would anyone get arrested

for going in the wrong room?

But you never see Harry is the problem.

No, I don't talk to him anymore.

You said that you did.

I do see him all the time.

I see him all the time, and he leaves,

'cause I don't want to talk to him.

He'll see me, and he goes like this.

[gasps]

Is that true, Harry?

But Luann.

What?

That's what you said.

Well, that's true.

[laughter]

Woo!

You know, some talents can't be taught,

you're just born with it.

[laughter]

At least I'm not a liar, girl.

You don't get your stories straight,

'cause you don't remember shit.

That's true.

I like to forget a lot after doing this show.

A lot of things she doesn't remember.

So, I do love Harry. I do run into him all the time.

I'm not lying. I'm just not spending

quiet time with him one-on-one.

But the girls need to stay out of my business.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

- I'm not looking for a husband. - You're not looking?

That's the problem. There's a line of distraction.

Yeah.

I don't want a yacht, I don't want a plane,

I don't want a private island.

I had all that. I don't like it. I only like my husband.

Harry, same thing, I love you, but I just want you.

I like most people one-on-one.

Dorinda, I like her best when it's just her and me.

When she's helping me.

I haven't seen you for years, Sonja.

I tried to come to your house, if you invited me.

A hundred years ago, ancient history.

- Last summer! - No, that's not true.

Uh, the all cast filming in the Berkshires

which cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

We're not doing ancient history. That was years ago.

Sonja is referring to a time where we were on a show,

where I didn't invite her

to Blue Stone Manor... a decade ago!

That's all in the past. We should, we gotta...

We need to talk about present stuff.

Sonja, let's keep it moving on over here.

Let's go see what these girls are doing.

Come on, Shannon.

[indistinct chatter]

Okay, everyone. I just want to say this.

I am so happy that you're all here.

It's really nice to be back here after ten years.

- Oh, my God. - It's been ten years?!

And I just want to say how thankful and grateful we are

for Kimberlie for just lending us her yacht.

- To Kimberlie. - Yes, yay!

To Kimberlie!

- This goes to our hostess! - Oh, thank you.

- The girls are back in town. - We always have a great time!

[glass shatters]

- Oh! - Oh shit!

[screaming]

- Okay... - Don't move!

[overlapping shouts] That's fine.

Oh! Sonja, what happened?

We always have a great time, and I fell into him.

I am so sorry about that. It's embarrassing, sorry.

Let's go.

I'm so sorry, Kimberlie.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

Okay, well, this is gonna be a great class once we start.

- Oh, there's my girl. - What?

Put your bag down. Give me a huggie.

- Am I late? - Yes.

- Oh. - Take your shoes off.

- Sorry. - All right, let's go, c'mere.

I don't know why I'm late. Okay.

Here, here, here, come.

[soft music]

Whenever you're cracking an egg,

you can't be unconfident.

You can't go-- [tapping]

You gotta crack. [crack]

Okay? That's it.

Whoops. Nope.

Didn't get it. Start over!

Gah, I am so happy all you boys are here.

You know, I love my gays.

[laughter]

And you see, I surround myself with boys because I love them,

I feel comfortable with them. They're my family.

Roger helps me with my day-to-day,

and Maxim does my social media.

And there's Adam, the boyfriend of Roger.

We just love, you know, working together.

We're living together now, which is crazy.

It's like, you know, the Brady Bunch.

So, we have to talk about the yacht.

Ramona, we got the, you know,

"So nice to meet you," For the 50th time.

I didn't meet you. Ramona. Whose friend are you?

I'm Roger.

Oh, okay. I've never met you before.

Yeah. Yeah, Ramona is always the same with people.

She could at least say, you know, "How are you?

"Oh, good to see you." She doesn't.

She's like, "What's your name again?"

- Yeah. - Correct.

You know, Ramona definitely thinks she's a class above.

And that's one of her downfalls.

And that's why she doesn't remember their names,

is because they don't really matter to her.

It's like, okay boomer,

this is not the world we live in anymore.

I know you're older than the boys, that's for sure.

She's gonna be 70. You know,

it starts with respect for everyone.

And I don't like to treat people like that.

All in all, I think it was a great party.

Everybody had so much fun.

Michael's good. Michael is wheeling and dealing

in real estate right now because spring is coming

and everybody's looking for a house rental.

But he's gonna come visit in a couple days.

- Yay! - Yay!

Yay!

Michael's definitely a keeper.

It's been over two years now that we've been together.

And Michael checks all the boxes.

He really does. He's European.

He's super smart. Third, he's funny.

Look at that. Look at Michael in a cowboy hat.

That's what we wanna see.

That's what we're looking for right there.

[laughter] Oh, yeah!

We are exclusive with each other,

and it's, I think, going places.

I don't know what place it's going,

but it's going the right place for now.

You guys enjoy breakfast.

I have to get ready to go out with Dorinda.

[upbeat music]

- Hi! - Hi, how are you?

Oh, my God, this is our new favorite place.

- Okay, let's go. - Oh, thank you so much.

Oh my goodness, it's so nice.

You know the boat show's gonna be here in another week

and our apartment's gonna be loud.

- It's gonna be crazy. - Yeah.

I'm gonna eat, 'cause I haven't had lunch.

I went to the market, and I bought

these beautiful jumbo shrimp

that were like 12 dollars.

I mean in New York, that'd be 40.

- Right? - I know.

A difference between--

Well, it doesn't smell like pot here.

- No. - When you walk out.

And also, your whole mindset,

you wake up with all the sunshine.

- Yes. - You want to eat healthier.

- Go swimming at the beach. - Yes. You slow down.

Excuse me darlings. Bon appetite.

- Vous êtes Français? - Un peu, je suis Macédoine.

But I can be whatever you want me to be.

- Oh! - Yeah.

Cheers to that.

I think the libido's more active

in Palm Beach than it is in New York,

and I'm not mad at that.

I've been coming here for 35 years.

But you know, it's nice to have Ramona here

who thinks she's the queen of Palm Beach.

That's exactly what--

It's not like we have our sides, like...

You're gonna be told all the places to go,

not go, how to dress.

- Don't wear black. - No public beaches.

- God forbid. - I don't need advice

about private clubs and how to dress.

If I wanted to do the private club thing,

believe me, I could. [chuckles]

Yesterday was fun.

Can I tell you the truth?

I thought last night was a bit bizarro.

What part?

Nothing Sonja says is real.

Harry's like, "I haven't seen her at all."

And she has this story for us,

because even, "I don't go out, I don't go out."

- I don't care. - No, we don't. Just be honest.

I feel like she's living two full different lives.

- Lives. - So it makes us kind of like,

will the real Sonja Morgan please stand up?

Right. I think there's a certain

sense of being embarrassed a little bit, too.

My daughter was telling me you've gotta

get out of the house. Like you girls have been telling me.

- Yes, for years telling you. - For how many years. Ten years?

- For years! - So I went back to Sotheby's,

and I said, "Oh, let's list my house.

You know, 15 million." And then they go,

"You're not gonna get anywhere close to that.

Maybe you'll get six or seven."

I auctioned off my house for like, nothing.

- Financial struggle... - Yeah.

...in an older woman can make them loopy.

Well, because there's a certain sense of fear.

You gotta remember that a lot of Sonja's

way into the world was 'cause she's so beautiful.

Her looks. Her charisma.

That all gets harder for us when we get older.

There are no saviours out there

and especially very few

when you become older.

But we all respond to it now exhausted.

And at one point, I tried to sit on a stool,

and then, she just starts and you know...

I said, "You know what Sonja, to tell you the truth,

"that was so long ago,

"and I'm in such a different place in my life.

"I don't really want to do this."

- And did she... - And I got up and walked away.

We are her friends, we're here for her.

So, you know, drop the bullshit.

What is it, Luann? Is it she embarrassed?

Is she delusional? Is she not really like us?

Maybe she doesn't feel close to us anymore.

[dramatic music]

We're gonna start with our feet on that foot bar.

I'm so excited! Thank you for inviting me.

Of course, I love you.

Oh, your boobs are looking huge.

- It's all bra. - Jesus.

- And down an inch. Yes. - I already feel the results.

[laughter] Right here for eight,

seven, six...

[groaning]

Sonja, you're having a moment right now.

You want to extend all the way up.

[exhales]

I'm really glad that Kelly invited me to Pilates. Okay?

It's not like I love working out but I need to blow off

some steam because the girls are just ganging up on me.

You know things are getting bad with the girls

when I have to go to Pilates. If you had said a year ago

that I had to go to Pilates with Kelly, I'd be like,

"No fucking way. Kelly?"

Now, she turns out to be the sleeper hit of my life.

You have major camel toe.

Major. [laughter]

Exhale. Come all the way up into your single leg bridge.

[grunting]

[laughter] [Sonja moaning]

Last few minutes of class here. Yes, and lower.

[grunting]

I am not a top, I'm a bottom.

Yes, you can do this. You guys are training.

Dear Lord. Oh, my God. I'm getting dizzy.

Bring it all the way home.

- Good, we get a little rest. - By the way.

Yeah?

- You mean here? - But he didn't say hello.

I saw him over there.

I didn't tell him we were coming here. Did you?

- No, no. - I didn't tell him.

I don't even talk, I literally did not talk to him yesterday.

He was with a girl.

- He was with a girl? - Yes!

I can't with him.

He wants to have dinner this week.

But he has a girl, every time. Every time.

Every morning.

The only way the relationship will work with Harry

is if I Velcro his ass to the bed.

- He always has a girl. - They're coming and going!

And that's why I always tell him,

I'll see you when we get to the old folk's home.

What happened between you and Dorinda last night on the boat?

She didn't want to talk about anything last night.

She feels like she's in the crosshairs. I could tell.

I don't understand this whole thing

of like leave the past in the past.

Right, 'cause if I'm still hurting and she's my friend,

wouldn't she want to just discuss it and move on?

Yes.

That's what I want.

Listen, it's one thing if I say something about Dorinda

at my cabaret show. It's another thing when Dorinda says

really low things about me on television worldwide.

One, she didn't have me in the Berkshires,

that is my livelihood and how I support my daughter

and provide stability.

To say I was effing around in Saint-Tropez is very hurtful

to not only the Morgans and the Adams and my daughter,

but to me as the mother to Quincy.

I don't want to lose a good friend.

I'm invested in her.

Right. You need to be nurturing friendship and nurturing

that positive energy.

Which is why Dorinda shouldn't be talking about my husband

and the Morgan family because she's not walked in my shoes--

I also think, I also think that you need to let that go.

Mmm-hmm.

Women in their, like, 50s and 60s,

like I'm not gonna spend this kind of time...

[peculiar music]

And not...

I'm listening.

Nurture real friendship.

I hear you, you're absolutely right.

I think that you have to have a conversation with her.

I want to let it go.

On the boat yesterday, she walked away and goes,

"We haven't seen each other in five years."

So then she's trying to distance herself from me as a friend.

You just need her to acknowledge your feelings.

Yes. I can let this go but I need to know

that Dorinda understands the damage she does.

[upbeat music]

Need water.

I know, have you been redecorating?

I guess you had some time on your hands, you're redecorating.

[knocking on door] Is there a knock?

I heard a knock.

[chuckling]

Ah! I'm so excited.

[soft music]

Aw, haha!

Hi, baby.

[kisses]

You know, I haven't seen Michael in weeks. I am so happy

because I miss him.

And you know, my dating history's not a great one.

And so Michael's really a breath of fresh air for me.

Aw. Thank you, baby.

I get all warm and fuzzy.

My heart goes a little pitter-patter.

It was an easy flight.

And the hormones are raging.

- Hi. - Michael!

Well, check this out.

This is not too shabby, is it? Look at that, unbelievable.

[upbeat music]

Michael's like, into the place already.

He loves real estate. What can I tell you?

Wow. Look at the window frame.

Look at the boats.

Is that the yacht club? Wow.

I know, isn't it great?

- Oh, look at that. - I know.

Very modern, very nice.

- Isn't it great? - It's beautiful.

What about a drink?

Oh! He's ready. Okay. [chuckling]

Oh, my God, this is gonna be great.

You're gonna meet the girls tonight.

- Oh, really? - Well, Ramona, you've met.

Yeah, I know her.

Kelly, you met.

And Dorinda is here.

[gasps] Have you met Sonja before?

I can't remember if you've ever met Sonja.

No, I have not.

Oh, wait till she gets a load of you.

She loves to flirt.

And she loves to flirt with any man that is mine.

I'm scared.

[chuckles] You should be.

This is cute, right?

Does it come in another color?

Everybody loves the color.

Not on you. It's kind of like, well, you need a suntan.

You know what, everybody tip toes around Dorinda,

but I'm just being a good friend.

You're color blind.

I messed myself up with the eyeliner here.

I thought it was eyeliner and it's lip liner.

So it's just gonna get smoothed out.

The guys I date they can't see shit, they think I look great.

You know what I mean? They don't really see you,

they drink. So, who cares?

If I look bad, when I show up

by the time they're three drinks in, I look amazing.

[snoring]

I was ready to crash every single night.

I don't know how you guys do it.

Dooo-rinda!

Oh!

Hello, cleavage.

Oh, my God.

Are you talking about you or me?

Yeah, well. [chuckles]

I hope I'm a queen, not a king.

- Where is she? - She's in the shower

- Upstairs. - Okay.

So this afternoon, we have been invited

to Ramona's trunk show.

And I guess these sort of "sip and shops"

are often-occurring events in Palm Beach.

You look hot!

- Thank you. - Very nice.

Women get together, they get all dressed up and...

buy things.

Hello, Lu!

Doesn't she look hot?

Oh, baby.

- Yeah. - Isn't it cute?

The fact that like I decide to go up to Luann's apartment,

which is chaotic.

- Um. I actually-- whoa. - Thank you, babe.

What, do we get all day?

Yeah, I think, right?

Second of all, she's not even dressed?

- Baby? - Two minutes.

This doesn't work with this.

Just yelling out various people's names. Roger!

Hey, Max! Boys! Roger. Rog. Rogie?

I don't like to be late,

and I don't like to sit around and wait for people

it gives me terrible anxiety.

Like I'm going to see dark come,

and there's no way we're getting out of here.

Come on, Luann.

[rhythmic music]

Time to get ready, Tarzan.

Are you ready?

Bright colors and flowers?

When I think of Ramona Singer's, "Sip and shop..."

Tarzan! This is Runway from Etro.

I mean, she doesn't want me too tall.

Not too short.

Your boobs can't be out. Not too flashy.

He's like, do you have anything in a plush toy?

She wants me to be Palm Beach.

Oh, or I could wear, um...

There's so many parameters.

Like, what am I gonna wear?

The ladies are gonna be like, "How old are you?"

Okay, the orange. Okay.

Hello, darling. Okay, perfect, I'll wear this.

Tarzan. [clicks teeth]

[upbeat music]

Hello, hello! Are we ready?

- I'm ready. - Fashion, style.

[kisses] People meeting new people.

I'm doing a collaboration

with Karen of Five Story for a trunk show.

All my girls are coming from New York.

They've moved here for a few months.

- I'm excited to meet them. - I'm glad.

Not everyone is invited.

And obviously you want people

who are socially prominent and financially able

to buy these beautiful expensive dresses.

- Cheers, honey. - Cheers.

I told all my girlfriends here in Palm Beach

I have new friends coming in from New York.

My worlds are colliding.

Really hoping that everyone will behave themselves.

What can fly in New York doesn't fly in Palm Beach.

Ah! I missed you!

She's like the world traveler.

Do a turn.

Wow, everyone's like bringing the fashion, I love it.

[peculiar music]

Nice to see you. [overlapping chatter]

Do I know you?

Did I invite you tonight?

This is about all my close girlfriends.

I've never gone out with you, I don't even know you.

I'm just thrown off, I'm thrown off.

No one should ever crash--

who crashes without being invited?

No one does that.

Did you RSVP?

When you do an event, you're curating

a special group of people. So when someone who

we don't know shows up, like,

well, why are you here? Who do you know?

I just want to tell Karen that--

Yeah, but we're filming. We're filming.

Okay? So just don't interrupt.

- I'm so sorry. - No, it's--

It's okay. It's okay.

Bye.

- Hey, girl. - Oh, Robin! Wow.

You look like a Grecian princess.

Come on, Luann, let's go.

I can feel that Ramona's doing this.

Yeah, coming darling. Bracelets.

Luann, you coming?

Powder to set it all.

Oh, you go in there.

I won't be needing you anymore.

I don't think Luann has sense of time.

I know we do. And I don't want to be late,

'cause I don't want that to be the narrative.

She's got a song in her head and she's just going to that beat.

♪ It'll happen when it happens ♪

I mean, there's no sense of urgency.

Bye.

Go left, I always go the wrong way.

[chuckles] I love it.

Think we can make it?

I may have to borrow that from you.

- Yeah. - Uh-oh, look out.

More try-ons.

[upbeat music]

Hi, gorge! How are you? You look so pretty in that color.

- I love orange. - How are you? Yes.

Lovely ladies, this is my girlfriend, Kelly.

She's from New York.

Now she also lives in Palm Beach.

- Oh, my God! How are you? - Hi.

Oh, so you know each other?

I was looking at you, I was like, "I know you."

- I know. - I love it.

I love it!

See, now you have another friend in Palm Beach.

I'm really good at putting

the right mix of people together.

[indistinct chattering]

- Hi! - How are you?

- How's it been? - May I offer you a beverage?

Um, non-alcohol prosecco?

- Uh, no... - I ordered it.

Um, sparkling water?

Gassy. I'm trying to avoid gas.

Sonjarita! You look so beautiful!

Oh, my God. This dress is so great.

I have grapes in my teeth.

Don't do that.

I'm eating frozen grapes these days.

They're good for the eco balance.

'Cause April 23rd is my improv here.

- Sonja! - Hi, I'm Ramona.

This is a private party. I'm so sorry.

- It's okay, it's okay. - Okay.

I want to know is Karen here?

Yeah, but we're filming. See it says, "Private party."

So you can't see her now. Oh, okay.

It's my close friends. I don't know you.

We don't go to lunch together,

- we don't have dinner. - I didn't know.

This event is very exclusive.

I hand chose every single person

because I knew everyone would get along in a certain way.

Yeah, so another time, you'll meet her. Bye.

This is a fabulous store,

but we're closing for a show I'm filming.

Okay, I have to leave.

They're filming here at the store. Never mind.

She's not bringing anybody.

I get thrown off by people I don't know.

It's like a floral arrangement.

You have to have people that blend well.

So, do I want some random flower coming in like a dandelion?

Absolutely not.

- Yeah. - No.

Here we are.

- She saw us. - Yeah, she didn't say anything.

Okay, I guess we're not gonna get any big greeting.

[chuckles]

They don't even know we're here.

I thought we're making a grand entrance with our sunglasses.

There's not even a neck turning.

- I thought we were cool. - Sonja's not even

- acknowledging us. - She saw us.

Yeah, but she didn't say hello.

It was one thing if she just didn't see me.

But I'm with Luann.

I mean she has to practically tip down to get in.

I mean. She's not a soft walk in, exactly.

Was she in the sun all day?

I think Sonja's uncomfortable.

I mean, she feels uncomfortable to me.

'Cause I'm freaking out in the middle of all this!

[rhythmic music]

They don't even know we're here.

I thought we're making a grand entrance with our sunglasses.

There's not even a neck turning.

- I thought we were cool. - Sonja's not even

- acknowledging us. - She saw us.

Yeah, but she didn't say hello.

Don't even say hello. Go and see Ramona.

Hi!

Hey! Oh, finally!

- I know. Don't blame me-- - But okay, traffic, traffic.

- It's all on me. - You should've left her.

Okay, hi. I'm glad you're here. You look gorgeous.

- Very chichi. - Very chichi.

Okay, so here, I'll show you what's going on.

"Harvey Lejeer" is having a trunk show.

- Hervé Léger. - "Harvay Léger."

- Hervé. - Ah, whatever. H L.

- Hervé Léger. - Harvay. Harvey Léger.

- Hervé. - Harvay.

- Hervé. - Hervé?

- Hervé. Hervé Léger. - Oh.

- Hervé Léger. - You know, I'm a friend,

I don't want her to say it the wrong way.

It's so funny, Ramona's hosting the event, and she's you know,

representing the brand of Hervé Léger.

But she doesn't know how to pronounce it.

She's butchering it.

Is it "Arvay? Arvay Lajeer?" How you do say it?

I got it right? Hervé? Léger.

- Léger. - Hervé Léger.

Oh, Sonja said she'd say hello to you.

She wants you to say hello to me?

She hasn't even acknowledged us?

She saw us both walk in. She was talking to somebody.

She just went like this.

And we're not gonna run up to her. I mean come on.

Do you know I know Kat?

Did something happen between you and her

- that you don't know about? - What about me?

I know. I don't know what's wrong.

I'm gonna have to call her on it when I'm with her alone.

I will. I'll call her on it.

It's so bizarre, like it's hard to feel close to someone

that doesn't kind of be as excited as you are

to see you when you walk through a door.

Luann, Dorinda, Kelly, Sonja!

I didn't know we were gonna be featured.

Yeah, you're here by Dorinda.

Oh. What are we doing?

I'm making a little toast to you four girls.

Oh, okay.

What are, who are the four girls?

- Hey, Sonja, how are you? - Oh, hi.

- Hey. - Sonja, be quiet.

I've been hiding over there. How are you.

- Hiding? - Smothered. Smothered.

I did this event today--

There's a rumor Ramona's bossy.

- Oh, God. - Really?

[overlapping chatter] [dramatic music]

- We didn't know. - I heard it at church.

- Okay, go ahead. - Sonja! Stop.

Sonja is embarrassing me right now.

My girlfriends are very connected here

and I don't want them to look and go,

"This is not a very classy girl."

Which is a bad reflection on me.

And I don't like bad reflections.

Karen graciously opened up her store to do a trunk show.

And I thought it was a great way to introduce you to them,

in a very organic way, and it's very interesting

how you already met somebody

- 20 years ago. - So organic.

Someone who has something in common with you.

So anyway, I guess I want to welcome all of you here.

Thank you, Ramona. [cheering]

Thank you, Ramona, that's very thoughtful.

Oh, that's what she wanted.

All right, everyone enjoy. Have fun.

Now, Sonja interrupted my goddamn speech.

- It's too much-- - Like, seriously?

And now she goes to church?

That's part of the repertoire now?

- It was rude. - I gotta go try.

Turn. Turn.

Ta-da!

I love it on you.

That gold is gonna look great on you.

- Oh, wow! - That looks so hot.

Wait, that looks fantastic.

This is cute, right?

The chest maybe's a little too tight.

I wanna show Luann. Does it come in another color?

Everybody loves the color.

Well, not on you.

It's kind of like, well, you need a suntan.

- You know what? Be quiet. - She needs a sun.

- Everyone said she needs sun. - You know what? You're so rude.

So rude.

Absolutely, look at your little tiny body.

Your color blind.

Everybody tiptoes around Dorinda but she needs to know.

It's not your size, first of all.

And, does it come in any colors.

Because that color is not good on you, Dorinda.

I'm just being a good friend.

Every time Ramona walks by me she's like scolding me.

"That's rude. Sonja, stop."

What time is it now?

6:15.

All right. I'm leaving.

- I'm leaving my party. - No, no.

[toy squeaks]

So, ladies, I set up another fun place for us.

So take a little rest, and we're gonna go to Kima tonight.

It's this happening Greek place with music and sparklers

and napkins and dancing.

And we can bring a friend. One friend only.

- One friend only? - Yes, only one friend.

Only one friend. So just Michael, nobody else.

- Wait, really? Yeah.

I wanted to bring... my boys are so cute.

- They're fun. - No. No, I don't want them.

They're your workers, your assistants.

They're not my workers, they're my people.

You know what? We don't want "People."

It's us. Sorry.

Ramona has always been controlling.

Where you fall in the echelon of society

is very important to Ramona.

Ramona, that's not nice.

She may think she's queen,

but we're not her ladies-in-waiting.

Sonja, I'll see you later at Kima. 7:30.

Hi.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

I was in people magazine for top bodies over 50.

Bikini bodies. But then I did some, uh, 360 on my waist,

and I got a scar.

I'm here early, enjoying my peace and my quiet, you know,

before the girls arrive. On fire.

But I have to say, I'm very flattered that the owner

wants to chat me up.

I'm going with the flow because she's very nice.

My boyfriend's wondering if we're gonna

have sex this weekend because I'm like,

I need to get my prescription.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know if it's the heat, the swimming,

the pool, but I need to zap that shit clean.

Hi!

Going straight back.

Ramona!

You're eating already, 'cause you're hungry.

- My girl's hungry. - Starving.

You look beautiful. You didn't want me to be late,

- so I just came straight. - Okay. Okay. Good.

- I ordered the prime rib. - Oh, you already ordered?

And this is a mocktail.

All right, listen. I wanna ask you a question.

Yeah, go ahead.

Why didn't you greet Luann and Dorinda?

Like, ignored them?

I didn't see them come in. Did they come up to me?

They didn't come up to me. I didn't see them.

I don't understand why Dorinda and Luann are saying

I didn't come up and say hi to them.

I'm just like, what? It's a party,

there's several people here.

It's a two-way street.

They can come up to me and say hi,

'cause I don't even know when they got there.

Hey.

- Oh, hey! - What's up with you?

- Hi. - He was always at my house.

Thank you for joining us tonight.

Wait till you hear this.

The girls all just got down here,

and they're already complaining that I snubbed them,

I didn't say hi. Go get laid!

[rhythmic music]

Calm down. Take a Xanax! [laughs]

Dorinda!

Hi, honey!

I talked to all your guests today. All of them.

Except Luann. And Dorinda.

All right, let's go.

Let's go. Let's do this.

[tense music]

- Oh, here we are. - Here we are!

Here they are, guys.

Hi!

Anybody who knows me knows I like control.

I specifically told Lu, "Yeah, bring Michael.

"Bring one guest."

Now she shows up with um...

- I like you, but... - I know, I know.

Roger, that's his name, Roger.

She kicks everybody out.

I thought it was a party, not a seated dinner.

It said dinner. Oh, my God.

Are we employees only?

I'm not.

Okay. Ramona, can the boys sit with us?

Okay, so, you know what? I thought it was a party.

You said, dancing, boys, I thought it was just a party.

I already had dinner.

Ramona, get control over yourself.

You sold it as a party.

Why are you lying? Why are you lying? Why are you lying?

- You didn't say it was dinner. - You're being so rude.

- You never said it was dinner. - You show up two hours late

- for my trunk show. - You never said it was dinner.

I said one guest, dinner.

Did she? No.

- You don't remember? - Bullshit.

Luann was BSing, okay?

Luann specifically knew what this was.

And we're gonna go to Kima tonight, you can bring a friend.

- One friend only. - One friend only?

So what, she's like pretending she's delusional now?

She's not that old. She doesn't have Alzheimer's.

I love you, and...

Buh-bye.

I don't need an apology,

these are my people. I can't just drop them off.

I thought it was a party.

[dramatic music]

I love you, and...

Buh-bye.

I don't need an apology.

These are my people. I can't just drop them off.

I thought it was a party.

You did work hard on this.

- You, guys are you good? - I am.

[laughing]

[intense music]

Yeah, I don't give a shit.

Well, if she's making a big deal out of it, that's okay.

- You want to? - Stay here.

Stay here.

[tense music] Yay!

Hey, Opa!

- Mike's so important to me. - No, I know.

- They're my friends. - No, I, I like them.

You know, they're not just employees, they're my friends.

I understand, but I don't know them the way you do.

You just have to think. I thought it was just a party.

You know how many years I've heard,

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

It just feels kind of hollow.

For Ramona, it's either her way or the highway,

not matter who she hurts.

Hey, Son.

- I had steak. - I just said hello.

Oh, I thought you said how am I. Yeah, I'm good.

I said hi.

Like she's ignoring me tonight. Same fucking thing.

Sonja does what Sonja wants to do. Sonja...

Sonja spent the whole evening not even saying hello to us.

I didn't even know you were there.

Oh, Luann, this is just the best one,

she didn't know we were there tonight.

She just said, "I didn't know you were there."

Luann said I gave you side eye.

You didn't give us any eye,

you knew we were there.

- What is she-- - That's a bunch of bullshit.

More bullshit. More bullshit.

You told D that you didn't like the color of her dress.

Oh, I didn't.

Let's shovel the shit.

First of all, if you don't say hello to somebody,

and then the first thing to come out of your mouth is,

I don't like that color dress on you.

Maybe say hello first before you tell me

you don't like something on me.

And the room was this big and she didn't know we were there?

You're six feet tall.

I can't believe she just said that.

We've taken delusion to a whole 'nother level.

I didn't like that color on you.

Was she in the sun all day?

'Cause I'm freaking out in the middle of all this.

It's a tsunami.

You know what, I think I'm sick.

Were you in the sun today?

You're so red, Sonja, are you okay?

You know what, I think I'm sick,

I gotta... I have to leave soon.

[chuckles]

I have to go home, I don't feel good.

I'm worried about Sonja. I mean, she feels uncomfortable to me.

Something's wrong with me. I need a doctor's note.

I didn't see you guys 'cause I'm fucked up.

And I think this is probably

the cause of her being kind of agitated, very erratic.

She's like this. She's red in the face.

She doesn't look well.

Oh, my God, I'm farting while we walk.

I'm farting and I have gas.

I have gas and a burp.

I'll feel much better after I stick my finger

down my throat and just burp.

I do take hormones, but I think they just give me

a big belly, I don't think they make me sweat.

But the red thing is very, very weird.

Where is the redness coming from?

It's definitely not menopause.

I put my finger in to burp and I puked a little.

But there's no towels in here.

It's unreal. I'm not able to burp.

So I just stick my finger down my throat.

Sonja. Are you okay?

I need to talk to you.

I went to burp and I brought up a little.

Can you smell it on my breath?

I can smell your barf.

- I can smell your throw up. - I know.

Here.

Fruit drinks is not good.

You had that in Benton.

What's that do?

It's breath spray. She just vomited.

Oh, that's breath spray.

Oh, I thought you were getting a medical device.

- Well, I already did that. - Inhaler.

Inhaler

[chuckling] Already done that.

Oh, here we go, we got the sprinklers.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's beautiful.

[upbeat music]

[cheering]

The great news is, we're all able to turn it around tonight.

We're all able to keep it moving and just have a great time.

I just pulled a muscle.

I mean, I've only been here a couple of days,

and a lot has happened.

And this is the first week of the next two months.

And we're gonna have so much fun.

My mind is like, excited.

[dance music]

[cheering]

Ah!

Alright, stop taking up camera time.

I'm so sorry, Ramona.

Thank you for including the help.

Ah! [laughing]

Ay, ay, ay!

They take advantage of me. I give them a guy to dance with.

Yeah.

And I'm sharing. Have some fun with my guy.

Mona!

But, not that much fun.

[tense music]

I'm too kind. They were crossing the line.

Michael's being sexually harassed.

[laughter] Ha ha! How's it feel? Yeah,

Luann, try this!

This is not gonna end well.

I've never seen you jealous before.

- I'm not jealous, I'm mad. - Jealous is not--

You know why? 'Cause it's embarrassing.

Michael's never met Sonja, right?

So he's trying to be polite. But he's my boyfriend,

he's not some toy that you can play with.

I'm your queen, don't forget.

That's true.

I'm your queen.

I'm going home.

[tense music]

Luann's taking all the guys.

This season on The Golden Life.

Being together, I feel comfortable enough

to party! [cheering]

Palm Beach, here we are!

I'm coming here to Palm Beach

to regain my power.

I have no stress.

I think that's why I look as good as I do.

People go all right, what did you do? I did nothing.

We're here to have a good time, let our freak flags fly.

Let's get back to our roots. [screaming]

Some friendships pick up right where they left off.

I'm gonna have some white wine.

That's so good! [laughter]

For better or for worse.

I moved to Palm Beach to have peace

and you're blowing up my zen.

Do not lie. I hate liars.

There is a very long history. It's not years, it's decades.

Wait, what is this kissing and making up?

What are we, in fucking kindergarten?

Kelly is a suck up. If you're gonna be a child,

I'm gonna be up here because I'm the parent.

She's not a real friend. She's lashing out.

Cess pool!

Luann met Michael with his wife. He's not divorced.

Okay, stop, Sonja.

You cannot come to Palm Beach with a ghost of the past.

I don't know why you're being so rude? What's wrong with you?

She doesn't give a shit about me,

so I'm done with her.

I'm not doing anymore filming.

Get her out.

I'm sure he knows you, G.

Wait, what?

[dramatic music]

Welcome to Golden Life.

Now I have to take my pepsin.

Okay, sorry.