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FOR EVERY SINGLE HUMAN, THERE ARE 3 MILLION SPIDERS.

THEY ARE IN 100% OF OUR HOMES.

WE ARE NEVER MORE THAN ONE METER AWAY FROM ONE.

IF SPIDERS DECIDED TO EAT HUMANS...

WE WOULD ALL BE DEAD WITHIN A YEAR.

PLEASE DON'T PANIC, BUT...

THERE IS PROBABLY A SPIDER UNDER YOUR CHAIR.

Ah.

Ah.

Hey.

CLEAN THE DRAIN

PAINT

REPAIR

THROW OUT

REPLACE

DON'T FORGET

George, I'm so glad you're back.

Are you free? Sure.

Wow.

She's a monster.

Just get rid of it. I can't look.

You know they're more scared of you than you are of them, right?

Wrong, but thanks.

Are you okay?

I caught a bug on the plane.

Yeah, how was, uh... Papua New Guinea?

Amazing. We dropped into this unexplored crater.

We found eight new species of frogs, a billion new insects.

Oh, and this guy.

Oh.

Oh my God.

So cute. Yeah, right?

I heard you play a new song.

Oh, sorry, thin walls.

Oh, sounds good. I'm a fan.

Oh, sick. Another. I'm almost into double figures.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Isn't life all about reaching goals?

If nature has taught me anything, life is not about reaching goals.

Life is about survival.

You know, you definitely look sick. I can run out to the pharmacy.

No, I'll sleep it off.

Again, the giant spider. Heroic.

Anytime. Just scream.

Bye. Bye, George.

Mr. Rossmore, I think it's way past time to replace these old AC units.

I pay you to fix things.

AC repair is above my pay grade.

Well, just YouTube it, hmm?

Use your initiative. Surprise me.

It's 97 degrees. If it hits 100...

So don't let it. Okay, I'll adjust the sun.

Did you do the other jobs? No?

I left specific notes. Yeah, most of them.

"Yeah, most of them."

You need to be on it, huh?

Attack the day. Management's a 24/7 thing.

This heat is 24/7. It's brutal.

What's brutal is this empty unit, hmm?

Vacancies are like a cancer. No, they're worse.

Fuck you, Rossmore. Yeah, you wish.

Tenants are pissed. Yeah, well, fuck them. Fuck you!

You need to stop letting people treat you like shit.

Take control of your life.

What would you do if this was what you really wanted to do?

Kill myself. That's funny.

Use it, but not too much.

Remember, you're in a rent-free unit, which in this economy is fucking insane.

It's the law. Buildings over 20 units need a live-in manager.

Selena, listen to me. It's Serena.

Your goal in life is full occupancy. Hm?

This dump, full of paying tenants.

You could maybe offer some perks, like...

free cable and Wi-Fi. Oh, maybe like a gym.

Yes, that's a great idea.

How about we turn your apartment into a gym?

I'm a fucking genius. Hm?

Yeah, because then we'd only have 19 units and no need for a live-in manager.

Wait, are you firing me?

God, no.

No. No, fuck no. No, you're way too cheap.

You just need to find somewhere else to live.

Okay, I think we can talk about this. Talk?

The talk is weak.

Talk is passive.

No. Stop being so fucking meek, Selena.

Because the meek will not inherit the earth.

The meek will get devoured. Devoured. Yummy.

Now, you need to get back to work, and I need to get to Aspen.

Aspen!

Hey, kiddo.

Remember to smile more. Hmm?

Oh, lest I forget. Rent's going up.

Because of this socialist council that we have, it's only a measly 3%.

I'm telling you, this city is killing us landlords.

It's killing us.

THIS STINKS

Oh.

I'm sending this to the landlord.

Go for it. It just dropped off the wall.

This building's falling apart. It's probably the heat.

It's the neglect. And there's a leak in the lobby.

That's on my to-do list.

Are you only here one day a week? Seven.

I live underneath you.

So how come shit never gets too done?

Hey.

What's this? You should read it.

I only read audiobooks.

From Mr. Rossmore.

Would you mind please turning it...

up, because it's so fucking cool.

Don't sell NVIDIA. Hold. Hold, hold, hold forever. I'm crazy.

Hi, drinky? It's almost wine o'clock.

For your mom.

Not my fault. She's with a friend.

Rent increase. Are you kidding me?

I had quite a day. How about you?

I spanked a CEO, had another one dressed up as a...

poodle, and my last guy had a Morticia Addams fetish.

Do you want to do your music lesson here later or in my place?

Here, bring pizza. Okay.

Shitmore's raising rent. Oh, ignore him.

Lady Lash knows things.

If it's any consolation, he wants to throw me out.

This is my "not surprised" face.

I'm tracking this chip company out of Taiwan. It's unbelievable.

George.

Are you in there?

VACANT RENT IT OUT

Hey. Hi.

Sorry, I, um... I can't smoke in our apartment, the baby.

That's okay. I come in this apartment because the acoustics are so good.

How's she doing? She's great.

But, uh, next level exhausting.

I sometimes hear through the AC, I was one of those babies.

My mom used to play lullabies on this guitar, hoping I would...

fall asleep.

Music will save you.

I live in hope.

I should borrow it and play or something.

Hmm.

Literally sits on a velvet cushion in a display case.

Kind of special, huh? Yep.

If the building's on fire, it's the one thing you save sort of thing?

Exactly.

Uh oh, that's her worried cry.

She has a diaper cry, a hunger cry, and this.

Where the fuck are you, Craig?

Fuck you! This fucking lobby's a fucking death trap! Fuck!

Are you okay? Do I look okay?

Mmm, yeah. You gotta clean this up.

Oh no, did you get water on you? I slipped. I could have torn my ACL.

I'm gonna get right on this. Don't let this happen again.

Hey. Holy shit.

Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

Listen, something came up and I have to go to Vegas. For work.

I wondered if you could just check in on Molly while I'm gone.

She's fine on her own, but she still has a damn cast on her leg.

Text me if there's a problem.

George?

George?

Are you here?

Ah, the smell.

George?

Shit.

It's COVID bullshit again.

The good news is I never had any contact with him.

Hi, uh, yeah, I need an appointment with Dr. Becker, please.

Um, yeah, strangely enough, it is very urgent.

Hey, what's going on?

Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to keep your distance.

It's not airborne, but just to be safe.

This building is now under federal quarantine.

Anyone breaks the seal, it's a year in jail. You understand?

Looks like you're gonna have to sit tight for a bit.

What? You mean, like, stay inside?

Until we've analyzed the body, at least.

You can't make me do that. Actually, this says we can.

For the next 48 hours, nobody gets in, nobody gets out.

You should get that fixed, miss. It's a health hazard.

Lock it down, seal all exits.

What's going on? Are these locked?

The police have sealed the building.

What? But I've got ramen coming.

A tenant died. Well, that's terrible.

What am I gonna eat?

I'm reading that.

Yeah, and if you had a law degree, you might understand it.

Dude, the police locked us in.

We can't do that. We have rights. Rights!

This revokes those rights under Section 361 of the Public

Health Service Act. Blah, blah, blah.

Hey! My Uber Black is waiting.

We're under federal quarantine.

All windows and doors must remain closed or we go to jail.

Don't just stand there. Call the landlord. He's in Aspen. He's not answering.

We're not getting out of here until they figure out what killed the dude in 101.

Knew I should've booked a hotel when the AC went. So what'd he look like?

What do you mean? Professor Sadsack.

What were the symptoms? How do I know? I'm not a doctor.

Obviously. Did he have lesions?

Or things on his skin?

He looked dead. Dead how?

Was he murdered?

Overdose? Heart attack?

Suicide? Did he blow his brains out?

Was the body in one piece? How did he look?

Look, he looked like he'd been dead a long time, he looked like he was rotting.

Disease. Knew it. 100%. What?

Marburg, monkeypox from a monkey bite.

Shit. Could be all over the building by now.

We could be breathing it. No, they said it's not airborne.

Still, it's probably safer if we all stay in our own apartments.

Right? Right.

Right?

You're the worst person for this or any job.

And FYI, you left the cover off the AC vent. I have allergies.

Goddammit.

The hardest thing about working in a service industry?

You learn how much people suck.

I literally cannot remember the last time I did anything right.

I like that song you wrote.

My clock is ticking.

Sheryl Crow didn't make it until she was 32.

Blondie was 34.

We all get a moment.

The trick is to grab it when it arrives.

Just to be clear, this isn't a moment, right? Oh, no. Definitely not.

Mm.

You know where to find me, sister. Bar's open 24/7.

Yo. Yo.

You know what's going on, right? I read your text.

Do you want me to sit with you? Why?

I had a mom who went away too for work.

And I spent a lot of time on my own. Would've been nice to have someone there.

Are you sick? No.

Have you been tested?

Nobody's been tested because they don't know what to test for.

I'm probably better off alone.

Gotta go. Sorry.

Yeah, I need you to call the infectious disease center.

Find out what the fuck is happening in my building. They're telling us nothing.

The dead guy was a UCLA professor.

Just back from some fucking Ebola zone.

Die, bitch! Fuck you!

So gross. What a monster.

You have no idea how fat this thing is.

This is the IDC.

Your building is under federal quarantine.

What are you planning to do today to pass the time?

A laptop needs a new graphics card.

To process you and my other girls properly.

The way he renders lips is, you know, off.

Sounds complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Girls like it when you explain things to us. It is very sexy.

Not interested in what you like.

Tell me a story. I've memorized over 7,000 books.

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. All Quiet on the Western Front.

Animal Farm, Anne of Green Gables...

Tell me a story about your sorority friends.

I'll get naked and... Fuck!

I have told you that story about a hundred times.

It's a spider. Oh, okay. That's new.

It is hot.

Me and my sorority friends stay home and drink alcohol.

We are having a lot of fun.

We dance and start to sweat.

We are very hot, so we become naked.

Then I feel a tickle on my leg. I am excited.

Then I see it is a spider. I like it.

So I let the spider climb up my leg

And when it gets on top of his... Shut up!

Eat, eat, Ronaldo.

About those sorority friends...

Yo, yo, yo, what's up, team?

Time for Brad's awesome art stream from the Quarantine DMZ.

Yo, so this one is for auction.

We go in night mode.

Ho ho ho!

President Zero-One. He thinks the King of England is a tyrant.

But who's the one keeping 300 slaves?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Come on!

Woo-hoo!

Boom, boom, boom!

Yeah!

Come on!

Come on!

Woo!

Oh, looking awesome.

Is this a masterpiece or what?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, beauty!

Peace up, bid up.

Oh, there's a lot of love in the building today.

Oh, we got people from Spain!

Barcelona, Madrid, ho, ho, ho.

Hablo poco en español. Si, claro.

YOUR ART MOVES ME, BRO!!

Oh, I'm glad it moves you, bro.

Art? It's emotion.

Great.

What?

Oh my god.

What...

No! No! No!

Ah! Ah!

What the...

Hmm.

Bradley?

Oh...

Oh god...

Oh, shit!

Oh, no.

We're sorry. Our lines are temporarily unavailable.

Please try again later.

Open the door!

Open the door! I need to talk to someone.

"Not a virus..."

NOT A VIRUS SPIDERS

Your Wi-Fi go down?

I was in the middle of a Zoom.

And landlines and cell phones are down too.

All comms in and out of the building shut down. What do you think that means?

They don't want us talking to anyone on the outside.

Because? This is more serious than we thought.

What the fuck is going on with the lights?

It's water leaking into the electrical room.

Oh, another perfect day at Paradiso Palms.

I'll dry it out, but you need to know... No, you need to stop and back the fuck up.

Back away. Yeah, you can't be up here. 100% you're infected.

Like, it's not a virus. What?

I said it's not a virus that killed George.

It's great big poisonous spiders.

I've seen what they can do. I've seen it on Bradley.

Why don't we ask him? He's dead.

I saw it crawl out of his eye. Ugh.

No, no. This is good.

If it's not a virus, they have to open the doors, let us out, right?

I tried, but the cops won't do it. We need to get a message to the IDC.

We can't. The phones and Wi-Fi are down.

I know. That's why I'm here. He's a tech genius.

Can you figure it out?

Wait, I caught one.

Ronaldo, no!

It's disgusting. Same as Bradley.

Spiders don't do that. That's like a fucking shark attack.

It's my fault. I put the spider in there with him.

If you caught one up here, that means they're on every floor.

They're everywhere. So where the fuck did it go?

There.

Oh my god, it's fast. That's not normal, right?

Thank fuck it can't climb glass.

Try to attack me. What do we do?

Okay. We need a plan.

We should start by warning all tenants.

Each of us gets a floor, and we bang on every door. And if we...

Where are you going? Opening the front doors.

Obviously, the cops won't listen to a janitor.

Okay, just use the stairs. Are you in or are you out?

I'm telling you, something's wrong with the electricity. I don't think it's safe.

I'll survive.

Oops.

Great. Do something!

I'll try my best.

That's it? That's your best?

Emergency lighting. Should be good for an hour or so.

Hey, what's with the power? Stay in your apartment.

It's dark in there. Keep away from spiders.

Spiders?

Help!

Come on.

Help!

What is she, fucking deaf? Serena!

Help!

Oh, come on. Ah!

I need that drink.

Okay.

Sadly, the guy in 104 is dead.

The virus hits that fast?

It's not viral. It's spiders.

Poisonous, aggressive, nasty-looking, man-eating spiders.

Two cocktails make that sentence sound far less ridiculous than it should.

How big? Not like the size of a dog or a car.

Somehow scarier than a big silly monster, because you don't know where it's hiding.

Could be in your hair, under your chair, in your knickers.

Oh my god!

Either we just had a mini quake or there's something in the box.

He's my best paying customer.

You should get him out. Oh, no, don't worry. He can't hear you.

And I can't let him out because it's against house rules.

Trust me, he's loving every minute of it.

What's happening?

Is that a termite tent? They're sealing the building.

You think they know?

I have to warn Molly.

Wait, hold on a minute. You can't go anywhere unarmed. Hold on.

Bingo. Great.

Flashlight. Thank you.

Well, this might turn into a triple martini event.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

I am living my best life.

Everything is wonderful.

Life loves me.

I am safe.

I am protected.

When I say yes to you.

Life says yes.

I embrace the future.

I have no fear.

I am strong.

I am invincible.

Molly!

It's Serena!

Molly?

Molly!

It's not here!

I'm guessing it wasn't a virus. I killed the guy downstairs.

No. Are you okay? No. You?

No, but we're gonna be okay. You don't sound like we are.

I am living my best life.

Everything is wonderful.

Life loves me.

I am safe.

I am protected.

When I say yes to you,

Life says yes to me.

Stay here.

Really, still?

Shit!

It's empty! Step on it! Step on it!

Okay! Okay!

Okay, okay, we're gonna make a move.

Get inside the shower! Okay.

Go, go, go! They're coming this way.

What the...

They can't get to us in here. It's okay.

We're safe. We're not safe. We're stuck.

Come on.

Help!

Hitting the doors is having zero effect.

Oh, yeah, and crying in the corner is working out?

I'm not crying.

You will be. You're the type.

Look.

We need a plan to get out of this.

Yeah, let's do that.

Let's mind map a spreadsheet and send for Matcha.

It's no smoking. I care a lot.

You'll trigger the smoke alarms.

Good. We get saved by the fire department.

The alarms are probably screwed like the rest of this building.

How long till someone figures out we're trapped here?

Not long.

Mom says that.

I ask her, how long will you be gone?

She says not long.

It's always long.

It's tough being a single mom.

Sometimes you just need to get away from being...

Be in your own space.

So you didn't hate your mom for leaving you on your own?

What choice does she have?

She had to pay the bills. She...

She tried her best, just like your mom does.

I guess she gave you the cool guitar.

She did.

Her daddy gave it to her.

And his daddy, great-grandfather Joe.

Joe won it in a poker game in 1937.

It should bring you good luck.

Still waiting.

Must be worth a lot of money.

Yeah, but you can't buy memories.

Where you played, who played, who listened.

Every song leaves a mark.

They become part of the guitar and

The guitar becomes part of you.

They look disgusting.

Don't worry, they can't climb glass.

Good.

I'm pretty sure the elevators are required by law to have some kind of a trap door.

An escape hatch. Right?

Come on, boost me.

What? I'm getting out!

Okay.

Yeah.

There's a door. I have to get higher. I'm trying.

Okay. Got it?

Get me down, get me down! Ah, shit. Fuck.

Christ! Close it! Close it!

They're on the roof.

Oh, Jesus.

Don't touch me.

Look!

You're so fucked.

Close it.

It's right on top of us!

I said close it! Close it!

Fuck.

You said they can't do that.

Get up. Get up.

Okay, get up. Get up!

Oh my god! Do something!

Help!

No! I'm sorry! No!

Please! Please help us! Please help us! Help!

Somebody, please! Help!

Help!

Help us! Sorry, Molly!

Stay clear of the yellow gel.

We realized it wasn't a virus when we analyzed the body.

Your side confirmed it was deadly spiders.

We have to get you out.

Ah do not touch

The only way to break free is to rip your own skin off.

Set the countdown.

You're gonna poison them? These gas bombs are extremely toxic and corrosive.

If you breathe it, you're dead.

You'll exit through the main lobby doors, one at a time.

My team is going to process and disinfect you. You got that?

Wait. I don't want to go without you.

Hey. Breathe. Okay? Okay.

It's fine, okay? Just trust me. Everything is gonna be okay.

Oh, my God. What?

There's one in her hair. Oh, my God.

There's one in her hair! Relax yourself.

Stand still. Take it easy. What are you waiting for?

Don't just stand there! Get it off me!

Keep calm. Relax.

Get off me! Don't touch it! Calm down! What are you waiting for? Just shoot it!

We can't! Oh, my God!

You're gonna be okay. Oh, my God.

I don't know, it hurts. I think we have time to stop the venom.

Okay.

The paramedics are outside. Go ahead. I'll follow right behind you.

Okay, bring her through, bring her through.

The building is being evacuated. Residents currently being brought out.

Wait, wait, wait!

I told you, one at a time.

They've got to make certain checks.

What's wrong? Is she gonna be okay?

This can't be happening.

Wow. Fuck. Copy that.

They found spiders on her. What?

I've been ordered to trigger the countdown. But there's still people in...

We sent a tech up to get other survivors, but we lost communication.

I'm afraid the whole top floor has been overrun.

Come on out, man. Let's go. You don't know for sure.

If they get out and breed, we'll all be at risk.

I have to trigger the countdown.

This is my moment.

Ma'am, you have to move.

Hey!

Shit!

Thank God you're alive.

We've got to evacuate now. I'm so down for that.

Wait, wait, wait. You gotta let that poor guy out.

Okay, show's over.

Show's over.

Ah. Okay.

Have you two met?

Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You said you were going to...

Yeah, Aspen. Ass-pen.

Hey.

This is, this is a huge breach of contract.

Yeah, so's your tenants, getting killed by deadly spiders. You what?

The city's about to gas this whole place down with poison.

You're like hell they are. Not without my say-so. I own them.

Tell that to the spiders. The fuck are you talking about?

I'm gonna need that trigger back now. Not till everyone in the building is safe.

Who the fuck is this guy? I already checked. You three are everyone left.

Now let's move. I'll clear a path and walk you guys out.

Hey, hey, hey, Heisenberg.

Come on, man. Can't you see you're friending the ladies?

Seriously, a spider?

Don't you think you're making a big deal out of nada? Well, I mean...

Me against a spider?

Squish. Am I right?

Well, that spider's bite

causes paralysis in under a minute. Death follows soon after.

Then it liquefies your flesh to make you easier to be eaten.

And there's not one spider. There's thousands of them.

Any more questions? Yeah.

Where's my fucking hazmat suit?

Yo, what the fuck? Get the fuck off me!

Stop! Get the fuck off me!

Let go of my helmet! Give it to me! Get the fuck off my helmet!

Ah! You bitch!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Shit.

Ah!

There it is! There it is! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

We need to keep him breathing!

I'll go get help.

What do I do? What do I do?

Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey! Just keep breathing!

I'm here! I'm here!

Fuck him. I'm taking his fucking suit.

Life isn't about being nice and making friends.

It's about survival.

Now you think about that and all the shitty choices you made with yours.

You were like a sister to me, Selena.

More like a stepsister.

The hot but disappointing stepsister.

Wish me luck.

Oh.

Come on. You got this. They can't bite you.

You fucking win at life!

Think of your safe place, think of the box.

It's Zander.

Fuck!

Another vacant unit.

Oh, fuck you, Esther.

Oh, no. Oh, fuck.

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no.

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Ah!

Oh, fuck.

Shit! Stop! Stop!

Oh. Shh.

Come on, you big red fuck.

No glass, no mask, just me.

Come and get it.

Okay, okay.

We're gonna get you out, okay? We're gonna get you out.

Saved a baby, saved the world.

What a moment you're having.

Poor thing.

Rossmore was right. Life is all about survival.

And having a flamethrower.

All clear? Yeah, no poison.

Oh, such a relief. Just eggs.

What? The spider laid eggs in my neck.

Ew, that's disgusting.

Yeah, but it's all cleaned out now. She's good.

And we will never mention this again. Deal?

Deal.

Cafeteria's downstairs. Who's hungry?

Molly, do you want a quick bite?

It's not funny.

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