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Thank you, boys.

I really needed a distraction.

I just don't...

I mean, I don't want to burden you two with the nitty-gritty of the divorce,

but it's just I've been so

down.

You boys don't want to hear about this.

Maybe you'll have some insight.

You guys are young and in dating game, so to speak.

I just, um...

I

was so young when I married your father.

And... The idea of...

You know, getting back out there.

Dating apps, profiles,

blind dates.

I just don't know... I don't know if I can handle it.

I probably sound so silly, a grown woman, afraid of dating, but...

It's true.

You know, it's just... I'm very rusty, and...

I'm within a little bit past my prime.

You don't need to flatter me like that.

I know.

I know that I'm...

Well, that's very sweet.

But I think my son's finding me beautiful is a lot different than

men I would potentially be dating finding me beautiful.

I mean, if either of you, you know, were on Tinder

or Bumble or whatever those apps are now, and

you saw, you saw me, I mean,

would you swipe?

I don't even know what direction it is.

You guys are just saying that to make me feel better.

I bet you don't even have women my age in your profile target

range or whatever.

No.

No way.

You two?

Older?

So you two would date a woman even older than me?

No, it's just not what I expected. It's very heartening.

You promise you're not just saying that?

Where's your phone? I wanna see.

Oh, you have Tinder and Bumble.

Wait the top 60 Wow, okay.

All right. Okay.

I stand corrected So

So

you could be attracted to a woman my age

There's just, you know, it's not like I'm necessarily looking to fall in love

again.

I've got you too.

That's enough love.

It's more...

You don't want to hear this though. That's... The last thing you want to do

is hear your tipsy mother talking about the sex she wishes she'd had.

Are you sure?

I don't want to gross you guys out.

Isn't it weird to hear your mother talking about sex?

okay there's one thing I've always wanted to do one time I brought it up to

your father and he flipped out regardless of the fact that I'd given

him basically the opposite when he asked for it before I had you two of course

but

You guys are gonna think I'm...

A

threesome.

With, um... Two guys.

I know, it's insane, but...

No? Wait, have you guys been in one of those?

Oh, God.

Seriously?

Well, I guess it's just, it's not as crazy as I thought.

Listen to me chatterbox.

I always get like this when I'm drunk.

Did you guys like it?

Really?

And you didn't think she was, like, a slut or anything afterwards?

No, that's, I mean, it's just, it's nice, because I...

You know, I just, your father and I barely had sex. You guys don't want to

hear this.

I just, craving that lust

and the idea of two men dedicated to

making me feel pleasure and just my body being used for theirs.

Turn on.

Sorry.

You really don't mind me talking about this.

I just don't know how I would find two men willing to do that.

You know, you guys are attracted to older women.

Of course, in my fantasies, it's with Men.

Closer to your age than mine.

But... It's not like I could just put an ad in a newspaper or something.

What are you two grinning about?

I know those looks. I know what it means when you two give each other those

looks. You're scheming.

What? You have some friends that you want to call?

No, no, I'm kidding.

I know you aren't planning on that.

You guys had me for a second.

What?

I don't think I need to tell you that that is way...

Whoa.

I mean... I'm flattered. I'm more than

flattered.

Frankly, I'm...

I'd be lying if I said the idea didn't... Where's that wine?

I'm sorry.

Are you guys being serious?

You would... You would want that.

Want to do that?

I don't know. I don't know.

You

guys

really want to do that?

I'm just surprised.

You're... I'm... this attracted to me like that?

No way.

What's bad is that I'm trying to talk myself out of it.

What's bad is my first impulse is to say yes.

And what kind of mother does that make me?

I want to say yes to my two boys.

Fucking me.

Oh my God, even saying it.

Yeah.

You know what?

It's been so long saying no to my desires.

It stays between us.

But if you two are serious... Come

on. Yes, yes, yes.

I want you to fuck me.

Yes, now.

Are you boys sure about this?

God, you're so hard already.

I hardly know where to start.

I've dreamed about it so

much

you

boys have no idea

how much this means

Don't think less of me.

See?

time every night I touch myself imagining I never

imagined this my voice

I

bought

toys toys

touch myself feel what it's like to be

so filled up

A bit of an anal size queen.

Okay, I'm gonna put some of that in the lower lip.

Nothing, mommy

Oh, boys, you're the happiest mother.