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Original subtitles

I'm Rebecca More, one of the most

famous porn stars in the world.

And for years, whenever my friends had a wild sex story--

Anyone I was ever going to tell it would be you, Rebecca.

They ran to my home in the country

to tell me all the naughty little details.

He wants me to come over, fuck his virgin ass.

- Yeah. - Give him food,

and he's got a knife.

Now that I've retired,

I want to know everything.

I wanted to collect incredible sex stories.

It was the best sex ever.

When someone tells you--

Dick is there.

It's huge.

About sex they love.

This is a fucking good story.

They're actually telling you so much more.

And then I begin to give them a good hard spanking.

How hard?

Hard.

These are true stories.

He was showing me the goods

and I was not unhappy with the view.

I'm there for the dick, Rebecca.

This is "The Best Sex Ever."

I've been in the kitchen baking my guests some cream pies

to listen to their very naughty sex stories.

Got a letter here.

Let's see what this one says.

Gender euphoria, drag bar, eye fucking.

Sounds like another great, best sex ever.

Oh, there's somebody coming up my drive now.

- Hi. - Hello, how are you?

How are you?

Oh, I cannot wait to hear about it.

- Let's dig into it, baby. - Let's go in.

I've got your fresh cream pie in the oven.

Do you love a cream pie?

Put it in my mouth now.

Come on in.

Ooh.

You're looking sensational.

So are you?

I'm kind of jealous.

Thank you, this is my cookery outfit.

It's very long for you, isn't it?

It is actually.

I didn't have a shorter one.

You're well spotted.

So I've brought you here

to tell me about your best sex ever.

But before that, tell us a bit more about yourself.

Well, I am a well-known, that's a joke,

a Polish superstar.

World-class superstar, yes.

World-class famous Polish whore.

I appeared on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK"

and ever since then, it's just been manic.

So discovering Alexis,

- this glam goddess. - That's right.

How did Alexis come about?

- I moved on my own to London. - Yeah.

And I got my first makeup artist job,

because I always kind of loved putting on the glam behind--

Yeah.

The scenes in the bathroom of my mom's.

But when I was, you know, on my own in London--

Yeah.

I discovered the scene.

Yeah.

I've seen the 60 people around--

Yeah.

And I was like, "You know what? I'm going to try it."

And I did.

And baby, I'd never go back.

Well, I can't wait to hear your story.

We've never spoken like this, so I'm all ears.

Alexis, give me your best sex ever.

So I have moved into Blackwall on my own.

Yeah.

I got a job as a dancer at Alexis.

It was my first time dancing in heels.

Yeah.

Discover who I really am, playing with makeup.

That was my first time going out as Alexis,

meeting people, meeting boys.

- Yeah. - When I entered the club,

it was a totally different vibe than ever before.

See, as Peter, I never really found myself sexual,

but on one night when I decided

to take Alexis out--

- Yeah. - Everything changed.

My first time going out in drag was

these PVC leggings.

- Sexy. - White crop top.

- Cute. - And I felt super hot.

Heels, what we talking?

Black stilettos.

Always a stiletto.

Yeah, love it.

Always a stiletto.

And you're nailing the wall.

- We walked into the bar. - Yeah.

And then suddenly, everybody wanted

to take pictures with me.

- How did you feel? - Baby, it was great.

Yeah.

It was so hot, especially when this guy came

over to me with his girlfriend.

Yeah.

This muscly guy with tattoos, a beard on.

And so I became, you know, a little bit shy.

Then we all started taking pictures.

Obviously the girl was in the middle.

We all were hugging.

And suddenly I felt a hand on my hip.

Yeah.

And I was like, "That's not her hand.

Hold on a second."

That's a big hand.

That was a big, huge hand.

So my hand, without hesitation--

- Yeah. - Went back to his hip.

Yeah.

And a little squeeze

and I was like, "What's going on here?"

He's not letting go.

He's not letting go, baby.

It's getting harder.

Yeah.

And I'm talking about the hand.

The hands going.

My legs are popping because my tuck is like tight.

So is he right next to you at this point?

Well, there was a girl in between us.

She had to go.

Baby, we finished the pictures.

Yeah.

We looked at each other saying, "Thank you."

And I already knew there was gonna be something when--

- Yeah. - You know.

Got us feeling.

Yeah, that was a feeling, trust me.

Like Karisha, I was like,

"Okay, well, I'm going to stand here."

Yeah.

We looked at each others, we said, "Thank you."

And that thank you was like the longest thank you,

if you know what I mean.

And then we went back to the bar.

Yeah.

He went the other way.

I went the other way with my friends.

Yeah.

Every single time I would be standing

- at the bar looking across-- - Yeah.

I could see him peeking.

Catched his eye.

And it was really confusing because I was like,

"Why is this happening," you know?

Yeah.

And then we started peeking at each other.

Yeah.

Staring at each other for longer than five seconds.

Yeah.

And it felt like we were having sex in a bar.

- There was nobody else-- - Yeah.

Apart from us.

So you're eye fucking each other.

So physically, when you're getting turned on,

when you're getting hard on,

is it different when you're in drag?

Well, when your penis is up your ass,

it feels very different.

- That sounds great. - It feel like I was

fucking myself, basically.

I was that erected.

And you know when you just like somebody--

Yeah.

And when it feels correct?

Uh-huh.

You just feel like you're being penetrated

by every single hole in your body.

So exciting.

And that's how I felt--

- Yeah. - When I was looking at him.

- Just with the look. - Just with the look.

And I think that's my favorite part.

So what happened next?

Well, the night went, then he came

by right at the end when the music stops.

The bar is finished.

You just knew.

And we're like, "Oh, hi."

And we didn't even have to say anything.

Yeah.

He left, I left.

He followed me and I left across the road.

He followed you?

He followed me, baby.

I did have to inform him, you know, that, you know, it was,

it's not, I'm just not my girl.

And was it yes?

How did that conversation go?

I think it was one of those conversations

that you just don't talk about.

- Yeah. - But you just type

of agreeing in a way

where you don't have to talk, if that makes sense.

And so he comes into my flat.

Yeah.

I have a dog.

I have to kick him to the other room,

close to him bed, close the bedroom.

Oh, he's going to have a bit of fun.

I was like, I know you want to go for a walk.

- Yeah. - But not today.

What was the first kiss like?

There was this huge mirror in front of us.

Yeah.

And he just grabbed me, pulled me.

Yeah.

Kissed me and I was like, all right then.

- Yeah. - I'll just give in.

- Lovely. - And we went in.

- So you're snugging him and-- - Yes.

You're gonna to take them trousers down?

Well, he kind of led it.

Oh, couldn't wait to get it out.

Yeah, you just, you know, took his huge big hands.

Yeah.

- And he guided me. - Yeah.

I didn't think I would feel like Alexis--

- Yeah. - If I take everything off.

Right.

And I was kind of scared that I might just switch off,

but I feel like the way he handled it, very different.

- Rebecca] Hot. - Hot.

That moment was one of the most amazing moments of my life.

- He lift me up. - Yeah.

- He threw me to bed. - Yeah.

I was like, "Damn, I hope the bed doesn't break."

Yeah.

- And we had a little moment. - Yeah.

We had a sex.

Why was this your best sex ever?

You know what?

I was a little bit skeptical

if I should come in and talk about it.

- Yeah. - Only because

it's not like the craziest story.

It's not the filthiest, the kinkiest.

But because I was accepted--

Yeah.

Of what I was becoming.

It made me feel like

I've never felt before.

What I love about this story is it's not about the sex,

but it's what it's unlocked for you that it changed.

It was a moment in your life

that you discovered that you like being Alexis.

And fucked.

Yes.

And you have those passionate moments--

Yeah.

And that is really life-changing, isn't it?

- It is. - Yeah.

Especially because I feel like I'm still on the journey

of discovering myself--

Yeah.

And maybe discovering about my gender--

Yeah.

Or what I want to be in the future.

I'm still in the search of it, to be honest.

How exciting.

It is very exciting.

I am so excited for you.

Alexis, I've loved this story.

And I'm so happy for you on your journey.

Thanks for sharing. - Thank you.

And coming to my garden and telling me.

Thank you so much for having me.

We never talk like this and I love it.

I hope you come back again.

- Always, love you. - Love you, darling.

Thank you so much.

- Bye. - Bye.

I loved Alexis's story.

It was so fantastic.

I know we've had lots of different stories,

but hers was about how somebody

made her feel so, so sexy.

And on that note, I've got some journaling to do.

Wolly, a cream pie.

There is no letter in the box today

because I am going to be telling the story today,

the best sex ever.

And I can't wait.

I've got my friend Topher coming over

who just so happens to be the director of this show,

but he's going to have some time off

and he's going to sit on the sofa

and ask me lots of naughty questions

about the time.

Here he is now.

Rebecca.

Oh, so good to see you.

I can't wait to tell you this.

Oh, I could to be rock hard, come on.

Wow.

Welcome to the garden.

This is crazy.

I'm always on that side.

I've never been over here before.

Yeah, well, I'm here, but I'm quite excited

about telling this story.

So, today's a little different.

Yeah.

- So, you're in the hot seat. - I know.

I'm gonna to be asking the questions.

Please.

We had you sit in your usual spot.

Thanks.

- Yeah. - Yeah,

I was like thinking I was going to be there.

I said respect the queen.

- Oh. - So,

you and I have been working together for years now, right?

- Yeah. - We did what?

We did "Slag Wars" one and two together.

And two.

And we have been through so much.

- Now, typically-- - Yeah.

We would do some like get to know you questions.

Yeah.

You would ask the guest, "Tell me a bit about yourself.

We know about you."

- Right? - Yeah.

I am a little bit curious though,

do your tits have names?

Sophie and Rebecca.

Those are the cop destroyers.

They're the cop destroyers.

They're the bra destroyers.

- Yeah. - I love that.

So let's do this, Rebecca.

- Great. - Rebecca More.

Yeah.

Tell me about your best sex ever.

I just, this is the story that I tell everybody

because it excites me so much.

I can't wait, because I don't,

and just so we know, I don't know this story.

I haven't asked you any specifics.

This was done completely behind my back,

so I'm going in blindfolded and ready.

So set the scene.

I'll set the scene, so every year

there's this porn star party.

Well, it's not a porn.

It's an award ceremony.

Okay.

And I never buy a ticket

because I always bluff my way in there.

So I went over and I decided to take my own photographer.

When you say over there, the party was in?

Vegas.

You flew all way to the States.

In Vegas, okay.

I pay for everything for him.

So I'm employing this guy who I have kind of like had a bit

of a relationship with and I'm like,

"Look, this is purely business now."

So I saw at the hotel and I know loads of people there.

We're going to maybe exchange content with other people.

Anyway, we get over there

and I'm thinking, "I'm not gonna to go to the ceremony.

I'm going to focus on making creative content."

We have an argument and I've just

had enough of his negativity.

I said, "You know what?

Fuck you.

I'm gonna fucking take myself to the red carpet.

I've fucking had enough.

Fuck the shoot."

And I just, I've just,

he's just made me blow my top.

You abandoned it.

I just like, I just abandoned the whole.

And you invested a bunch of money into it.

- Yeah. - You flew there.

I'm so fucking done with this shit.

Anyway, our friend who runs all the sex parties in the UK,

he's like, "Listen guys, chill, chill.

It's gonna be fine."

I went, "Do you know what?

I'm going to the fucking red carpet on my fucking own.

He's not ruining my life.

He can piss off."

Wow, okay.

So you go to Vegas.

- Yeah. - You bring your photographer.

Yeah.

He's being a prick, and you fire him.

- Yeah. - Where do we go from there?

I go into the red carpet and it's a massive long queue.

It's huge.

It's a big deal.

These award ceremonies are massive.

So I'm queuing and all of a sudden in front of me,

I spot this really handsome guy

and I was thinking, "I don't remember seeing him there."

And I was like, "He's really good looking."

Anyway, I think--

Describe him.

Walk me through it.

Well, he was right.

For me, he was just very classic like gentleman,

and I just though he was just waiting

for his other half to get back or something like that.

And he was dressed up?

This is a more formal event.

He was dressed up.

- He was really formal. - Oh.

- And-- - Now that's a man in a suit.

We start just chatting

and I'm just being myself, like being really polite.

And he just holds my hand

and says "Do you want to have your pictures?

Like should we go in together?"

And I was just thinking. - Oh.

"Oh, right, fuck yeah.

Like you're really hot.

I'm going to just show these off to my mates."

Sure.

You know, take your time.

He says, "You know, I'm actually up for male of the year."

And I was like, "What?

Fucking lying.

I don't know who this guy is."

So he's up for male porn star, male performer of the year.

So he must be very well known.

Well, you'd think I'd fucking know.

He was like, I'm like, "No, you're not."

I was like, "You're lying."

I was thinking you look hot, but I went--

You though he was the no body arm candy

on the red carpet, meanwhile.

I know, I should have done my research.

So anyway, we're having all these amazing pictures

and I'm just thinking this is fucking great.

Like I'm so glad I had that argument

because I was nearly going to be shooting content

in the desert somewhere.

So like there's two exits, one for the VIP,

like for the big boys and just regular.

And I didn't have the big boys VIP slot.

So I'm going in the just regular

and he said, "I'm going in the VIP."

I was like, "He's really fucking going.

He's going above me."

I was thinking "Fuck."

He said to them, "Can I take her with me?"

And they said, "No, sorry.

It's like all allocated."

And I was like, "You fucking bastards."

Let me in the VIP.

Anyway, I was like, "Oh no, it's fine."

He went, "I'm going to come and find you after."

I was like, "Yeah, you fucking liar."

And it was fun while it lasted.

So I went in and I remember seeing him come through

and just talking to all of the stars,

all my friends that I knew.

And because, and I was like,

"If I'd have been more fucking organized,

I could have been bloody well up there."

Anyway, I'm at the cheap seats.

I'm just like, "That didn't work out."

So I walk out and it's a little,

I've already sat through this about two hours.

So I go out and I start walking through the casino,

and I'm walking in a direction

where all of a sudden the fucking guy comes out

and he says, "I've been looking for you.

Where are you going?"

He said, "Do you want to come to a party?"

No.

I'm really conscious about sweaty thing body parts, right?

Oh.

And I'm already thinking I might, I'm very prepared.

I'm like, "If this means I'm gonna fuck this guy,

like my head is already in the future."

I'm like, "I would love to."

And with that, who do I fucking see behind him?

I see my own photographer with his fucking camera

and I'm thinking,

"Don't you fucking dare fucking cock block me,

you little bitch.

But you know what?

I'm just going to let him know

that I'm coming to the party with you

and I'll see you down here."

Give me 10 minutes.

I'm just gonna to grab some things."

So I walk off and I go,

"Oh, hi, what do you want?"

And so we're going to go.

You get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, we're going back up because I was nearly gonna go

and get a pizza and just call it a night.

And he goes, "Oh, you going off that guy?"

I went, "Yes."

I went, "I need to get back up

to the room really quickly because I need to change.

I'm going for a party with him."

I was like, "Come on, let's go.

Get da da da."

I was like, "Yeah, it's fine.

Everything's brilliant, look, we're friends again.

It's absolutely fine, I don't give a fuck.

Why don't you get some strippers round?

I don't give a fuck.

You and our friend have a really good time

because I'm going out with this guy now."

- Yeah, go play. - Yeah, exactly.

"I can't be responsible for anyone else

in this moment.

You're no longer my employee.

You're off the clock."

- Yes. - "Go entertain yourself."

Exactly, so we go back up to the flat

that I had booked and I'm like,

"Fuck, I can't fucking wait."

I'm like so pumped.

And our friend is there

who runs the sex parties and he's going,

"Fucking hell.

Is this how girls react when they like, like a guy?"

And I was like, "Yes, that's how I fucking act."

I'm like, guys, I'm just washing everything.

And I think they're both taking in my whole reaction

to how excited I am.

They're a bit jealous--

You don't always strike me as someone

who is like giddy for a boy, right?

Like that sort of school girl energy.

Yeah.

So you must have really liked him at this point.

Really liked this guy because he was so charming.

He was just amazing.

So you get all washed up.

And I go straight back downstairs.

I'm like, "Fucking come back."

I'm like, "Bye guys.

Leave me alone.

I'll see you later, I don't know what time."

So I go down

and I bump into a bunch of my friends, two guys,

and they're big stars, and they're like family to me.

And I go, "I'm gonna fuck so-and-so,

and so-and-so."

Like I don't even know that I'm gonna fuck this guy.

Everyone's going,

"What the fuck is wrong with Rebecca?"

Like no one's used to seeing me like this.

No, it's, I mean.

This is straight.

Does not sound like you.

First of all, they're like shocked.

And then they're like, "Oh, we know what he's going to do.

He's going to get you in the mirror

and he's going to go ooh, ooh, ooh."

And I went, I went,

"Do you think that's gonna fucking put me off?"

I went, "I can't fucking wait"

Y'all watch, I'll watch all day.

And they're kind of like being protective a little bit.

They're like, and I think there's a little bit

of like their emotional like,

"What the fuck is going on here?"

And I'm running, I remember seeing one of the guys' wives

and she's going,

"Where the fuck are you going?"

I went, "I'm gonna get fucked by so, so, so."

Which is so funny because you're also manifesting it,

by the way.

He has not given really

an indication that he's gonna fuck you.

He invited you to a party.

It's not even like he invited you to his hotel.

I'm just telling everyone like

we're getting married or something.

Anyway, I've been--

You said, invite's coming in the mail, RSVP.

I'm thinking, I better fucking find this guy.

Anyway, so I go, I'm like, "Compose yourself."

I went, "Hi yeah."

He went and he was sat waiting for me

and I must have been about like, I think I was,

I had to spread the news obviously.

Sure, more important.

So basically he said, "great, come on then."

And he's really chilled

and like I'm like just, and I'm in this gown

and I just look amazing.

There's a hotel room with a bowling alley in it.

So we get into, I'm thinking Porn Star Pie.

I'm like, you know, anything goes.

We're just hot.

Like so we get into this, he went,

"Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

I went, "Fuck yeah."

We are like passionate straight away in the bathroom

and it's like--

Walk me through it.

Oh my God.

Once you get in the bathroom, what happens?

We go to this store because everything.

There's no playing.

I'm thinking this is fucking weird.

Anyway, I'm gonna play.

So we go into the bathroom and he's just,

we're kissing and it's just fucking hot.

But before we'd got anywhere,

we had this massive bang on the door.

Stop.

It was security and they said,

"Get out now.

The pair of you get out."

And we, I must admit, I felt

so like humiliated in that moment.

I was thinking, "This is a porn fire."

I went cool.

I said, I went, "This is ridiculous."

And I felt like--

He such a prude.

I know, I was like thinking if you got a hotel.

And he said, "It's not that good."

And I was thinking,

"Oh, like he's booked something a little bit cheaper

and not thinking he's going to cop off."

I went, "I don't give a fuck."

So we go back, we go into his room.

And the thing is, is it wasn't a scene.

No cameras came out at any point.

And the pair of us were not porn stars at any point.

In that moment.

He could have been arrogant because of the way he looked,

but he just wasn't at all.

And I was thinking, I wonder if he's going to go

and do the macho macho, which I was kind

of looking forward to.

So we are having this mega session.

- Was it it? - Bed.

- Front? - Floor.

- Bed floor. - Yeah, bed.

And then we went to the floor.

- Front back? - Yep, everything.

So he goes, "Come with me."

And I'm like, are we going?"

So he takes me to the bathroom.

I'm like, "This is what the boys were talking about."

But the boys were thinking that I

think it was like a negative thing.

I was like, and he's just like, I'm gonna fucking sing.

And he's looking in the mirror

and I'm like, "Yeah, go fucking do it."

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Hold on, so

I remember thinking, "This is it.

This is his token move.

This is what the boys are talking about."

And it didn't put me off at all.

I was just like, so at the moment, anyway,

we had the most amazing session.

And the thing is, right,

it ended and I was just like,

I wanted to leave because I was like, this doesn't,

like, this is the best fantasy that I have ever had.

I don't want any awkwardness.

So I feel I was wanted to take back control.

Once the sex was done.

Yeah.

It's more vulnerable, isn't it?

Yeah.

It is, because at that point,

no matter what your job is,

you could be the most famous supermodel.

Yeah.

And the feeling of being wanted,

there's nothing like it.

No, I loved it, it's the best.

And it's, you know,

I'll probably tell the story until the day I die

to everyone who will listen.

- So, final question. - Yeah.

Have you seen him since?

- I haven't, no. - What?

I haven't seen him since.

Did you pleasure yourself to his videos ever?

- Yes, of course. - You did?

Yeah, yeah, that's hot.

I might even look him up later, yeah.

My love, this has been such a pleasure.

Thanks.

How'd I do?

You did great.

Was I your best interview ever?

Best interview ever.

Give me a hug, you slag.

All right, off I go.

Usually Rebecca does these alone.

It's a little bit weird that you're looking

at me on camera right now,

but what I will say about that story,

what I love the most is that Rebecca went with the flow.

And the biggest takeaway for me is stop over planning,

live your life, be in the moment,

and really great sex will find you.

It's not something you have to chase.

The more you over plan it

and get in your head, you're going to lose that spark.

And sometimes just being there, and being present,

and taking the opportunity,

I think that's really where like the good cum comes from.

Well, until next time,

you'll see Rebecca out here in the garden.

Oh, daddy.

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