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PRESENT

BASED ON ORIGINAL STRIPS cARTOONS BY ANGELI

"WOOD & STOcK -

SEX, OREGANO AND ROcK'N'ROLL"

Hey, ma'am, do you know where the rock festival office is?

Next corner.

Overall, do you think you could...

I know, I know.

Dad...

c'mon, Mom's calling us for lunch.

Be right there.

Damn, dad! If you don't come out now, I'll sell all your Led Zeppelin...

to the first second-hand record store I find.

I don't want cucumber juice.

I understand your rebelliousness... Typically Taurus.

But it tastes awful!

Leo ascendant talk.

Gimme that crap. I'll have it, pal.

Great, your father the piggest has spoken.

God's designs are unbiased and He's chosen him...

to be taken to the Kingdom of Heaven...

and to a better world.

After all, as known by his family, friends and colleagues present...

he was a good husband, a responsible professional...

and a father... ahem...

a devoted father.

Well, a role model who...

will be greatly missed by all those here today.

Your Saturn is in the fourth house.

It 's the house of family...

your ground, your source of balance.

I see.

But beware, Saturn in this house makes you quite vulnerable.

A partner may have a unilateral relationship with you...

and might end up trespassing in your personal space.

What are you guys playing over there?

Can't anyone get the door?

What 's up, little buddy? Is your dad in?

Yes, he is.

But you'd better not take it literally.

So, what 's up, pal? Alright?

Yeah, man. That 's tough!

The old man dying that way...

leaving me on my own in this world...

no family, no background...

no allowance!

Where am I supposed to go now?

Is there a chance I could... stick around for a while?

I could sleep on the couch, no big deal.

Cool, Wood, I don't know what I'd do without you, man.

Ouch...

I remember a cold foot poking at me.

Piss on the floor, hair in the sink, dirty underwear...

I knew it.

Oops, where the hell's my bathtub?

Whatta fuck.

Whose the hell's this flat?

That 's all I need, damn...

Wood, got a joint to spare?

Wood... Wood... Wood...

Wood... Wooood...

Stock? What 's up?

Got some grass, man? Some weed?

If my kid hears you, dude...

The Fool!

Where did you get this weed, pal?

At the supermarket.

It 's oregano.

Damn, Wood! This stuff's for weirdos, mate.

Indeeeeeeeeed.

Son of a bitch.

Locked up.

No love...

no caress...

and not a single sip of booze.

The only thing to do is...

Death?!

Hey, Re!

Can I ask you something personal?

Spit it out.

Didn't you... die?

Another one with this story.

This house feels heavily charged.

Some bad vibes...

Do you think we'll find a bar open at this time?

What ya doing, Lady Jane?

Tonight I've been up doing our astral projection.

My Pluto is in the seventh house, and your Venus is in the ninth.

What do you mean?

Things ain't going well, Wood.

No?

I need a break, recycle myself.

What do you mean?

Overall must be at school by seven in the morning.

Brown rice must be cooked for an hour and chewed at least fifty times.

- What do you mean? - And these are the flower remedies:

This one's for mornings, this for afternoons...

...and another one for evenings! - What do you mean?

And don't forget to water the plants.

NIRVANA DAYS: CLOSED FOR SPIRITUAL BALANcE

Don't be upset, Overall.

Just 'cause your mom's gone, it doesn't mean...

you're not a child of love and positive vibes.

Be cool! Your dad's gonna work it out just fine.

Hi! Are you Overall?

Yes.

- Is it true your parents are hippies? - Yeah, true! Why?

Mine too.

Really? What 's your name?

Glitter...

Glitter Apple Joplin New Age Johnson Trip.

Raul Seixas, dude.

What a visionary.

Thirty years ago the guy was singing of a walking metamorphosis...

and look at us now...

bald and fat...

You're right, dude.

What 's left from all that peace & love, flower power stuff?

I miss the old times.

Can you remember all we did to keep our long hair?

Yep! We used to be so idealistic...

Yeah. And so hairy too.

Take a look around, Stock.

There are no more rebels, pal.

There's no more rock'n'roll... Jimi Hendrix died.

John Lennon was murdered.

My kid wants to be an economist, pal!

And me? I'm addicted to rheumatism pills.

Are you talking about those little purple ones?

Sweet, mate! I take those, too...

Glad to see ya! How the hell do I make these buttons work?

It 's not working. You've gotta buy batteries.

Damn it.

I won't be having lunch home today.

We're too slow motion... This ain't cool, pal.

Yep.

We gotta shake things up, bro. Change our attitude.

Indeed.

Maybe we should get a...

a job.

J-job? Freaked out?

Join the system? Never!

You know what?

You should shake up your ideas...

Heavenly Father!

- C'mon, dude, c'mon. - That 's it, pal.

- We gotta do somethin' with our lives! - Let 's show what we can do.

What can the future hold...

for two old hippies like us?

We can picture it.

Thls Is the thlrd vlctlm who has been found...

In these outrageous clrcumstances.

Witnesses polnt the exlstence of a serlal fucker.

This one died happily.

Would you please get your filthy boots out of my drin...

Who are you?

"I am the fly in your soup".

Raulzito?

Raulzito!

"My grannie used to tell me not to get wet when going out".

"Monkey, beach, car, newspaper, toboggan,

I think it all sucks".

"And you believe you're a doctor, a priest or a policeman".

"And that you're playing your part in our great social scenario".

"Ants just work 'cause they can't sing, Wood"!

"If I want to and you want to have a shower with our hats on...

to discuss carlos Gardel, to wait for Santa claus...

Go ahead! Do what you want for it 's all within the law".

Get out of the garage!

Rock Bop Plop Festlval! Zllllons In prlzes...

Dude, this is our big chance of recording an album...

selling thousands of copies...

playing all over the world, pal.

Get real, mate. Raul Seixas is dead.

Weren't you the one who met Hendrix one of these days, man?

- Yes. - So? What did he say?

Dunno! I don't understand jack shit of English.

Think it over, Stock, think it over.

We're gonna get rich and famous...

plenty of drugs and women.

And sometime on, I'll get so fucking egotistical and finally go solo.

And after breaking an entire hotel room in Holland...

I'll OD, man, and choke on my own puke.

- Wow! Fucking cool. - Indeed, sounds cool, man.

Better think of a new name.

Yep! Better change, better change.

"Naaaame".

How about the rest of the band? We gotta find the guys...

Indeed, "guyyyys".

Hum, we're gonna be needing a superpower amplifier...

Hendrix's cool wah-wah pedal...

a place to rehearse.

"Suuuuuperpower amplifier".

Waaaaah-wah pedal.

Hold on! Hold on, mate.

How about the cash for all this?

Fuck! I forgot.

"Caaaaash".

What the hell am I doing in my panties on a couch I've never seen before?

In such a strange place...

full of strange furniture...

belonging to a guy I don't even care to greet?

The landlord is just too much for me.

Shirts... Shoes and shoemakers...

Here, "shrinks".

Hello. Dr Kosseritz, please?

Oh... Hi, Doc.

My name is R� Bordosa.

Right.

Thing is I can't stand it anymore, getting pissed...

shagging anyone...

The next day I usually soak in a bathtub...

until everything starts all over again.

This is a normal case, my dear.

Most normal!

Come to my practice this afternoon...

and we'll sort things out.

So you're putting the old band back together?

Yeah, the return of good old rock'n'roll!

I haven't seen cosmo anymore...

but chimney's about.

He usually has lunch across the street. Always havin' the same stuff.

You'd better know the guy's changed a lot after the OD.

He's known round here as Rampal...

the paranormal.

What about Smokey, that freak?

Such a bore. He's turned into a yuppie.

How about Lady Jane? That bitch who shagged everyone?

Oh, she's fine, I married her.

Ahem... cool to know about the band.

I can't wait to get started.

My life's been so tedious. Nothing goes right.

You see? They've forgotten the cutlery.

Hey, waiter!

Now I'm having psychotherapy, I'll start a whole new life.

No more sex, drugs or whatever comes after.

Don't you pick on the chick, man!

Could you go over it again, Sixty-Eight?

How are we going to get into power?

I find these stories full of guns and men in uniforms so exciting.

Well...

suppose this glass is the power.

Righty-oh.

I approach the power from the front, and you approach from behind.

Righty-oh!

And the Molotovs come over us.

Hold on, Sixty-Eight.

Who's gonna throw the Molotovs?

Well... It could be the...

- Waiter! - Another beer and two more chasers?

Ok.

What 's up?

We're looking for the guys... Have you seen cosmo?

Haven't you heard?

- What? - Cosmo is dead, man.

Dead?!

What a fucker. Was it an overdose?

Nope... Just old age.

Tough.

Now close your eyes and relax.

When I count to three, you'll be back in your childhood.

One: Your eyelids are getting heavy.

Two: Your body is torpid from your toes to your head.

Three!

Thls lmpulslve thlng started rlght here In the llvlng room.

Here I reallzed I llked belng among men...

I'm twelve.

I've just run away from home and found myself at a hippie community.

It was the nlght I lost my vlrglnity.

Just don't ask me who it was with...

Master, what does it take to become Rhalah's faithful follower?

Big breasts...

and a chubby butt are enough.

And those who haven't got it?

Well, those need to fill out a form...

and pay the fee at the counter.

Two more vlctlms of what could be the bloodlest sex manlac...

...ln hlstory have been found today. - At least he died happily.

Dad, is it true what Stock said, that when I make love...

the woman will trap my cock inside her?

Yeah, it might happen...

But will she give it back to me after?

Well, she'll sort of blackmail you here and there...

but she'll end up giving it back to you.

In pieces, of course.

I see, dude, but where we're gonna get a vocalist now?

Really? Will this guy live up to cosmo?

Has he got charm, sex appeal, husky voice, bad boy looks?

You'll be surprised.

Dad, what are you thinking of doing if mom doesn't come back home?

Chill out, Overall, I got everything planned.

That 's what I'm afraid of.

Are you sure this Sunshine will be up to cosmo?

You won't believe it.

This is Sunshine.

One of the most psychedelic vocalist pigs ever known.

He's even recorded with Hermeto Pascoal.

And these are Wood and Stock who I told you about.

We used to have a band in the 7O's, but it didn't last long.

Why? Well...

3O to 4O minute bongo solos.

Ok, pay attention.

You go "prak-prak-prum", and I kick ass.

I don't know how to do "prak-prak-prum".

The song starts with "prak-prak-prum".

But I don't know how to do "prak-prak-prum".

Ok, then just do any crap, man!

Sometimes I wonder...

what it would be like if I were a child of normal people.

One of these days a guy from school asked me...

what my father did for a living.

And what did you say?

Psychedelic?! What the hell is that, man?

It 's a new kind of technician in the latest generation of computers.

Oh mate, that sounds cool.

The ends of my nights have been always alike.

But not that nlght. That tlme lwas elegant.

A puke bag, please.

Flrst lwas tough...

But then...

I softened...

He used me, abused me...

and spat me out just llke...

a chewed-up plece of meat.

He was the man of my llfe.

Today we're going to start our practice.

But since practice can't go without theory...

we are going to faithfully follow the teachings of the Holy Book...

of Rhalah!

When you asked me to bring oregano, I thought we'd get a bite to eat.

We're fucked.

Can you tell me what 's going on?

You're not up to something, are you?

No.

You've been smoking oregano again, dad!

No way.

- So what 's that smell? - P-p-pizza, sonny.

Good Lord, please, bring my mother back home, I beg you.

And now old Wood's gonna make a hell of a noise.

Then rest for about two months!

We've gotta have a serious talk here.

Don't you think you're old enough to change those ripped pants...

have a haircut, and get yourself a job, dad?

Cut the crap, Overall.

Don't be so strict.

"So strict"?

The electricity bill was due two weeks ago.

And this one's due the day after tomorrow,

not to mention the eviction order.

What a pain, Overall.

Always the same shit.

I know how to handle my own stuff.

Hello?

Hi, Lady! I...

Wood, I'm sorry, I'm In a dellcate positlon rlght now...

We'll talk later, ok?

No way I'll have my hair cut.

Look, I don't understand how a son of mine, pal...

my own flesh and blood, could have been born so nerdy.

It 's tough, man.

But we're gonna win this festival, easy as a pie.

What about the other guys, are they coming?

We've come to sign our band up for the festival!

Ok. Band name?

Electric Pigsty.

Style?

Progressive, noise and psychedelia.

It 's 5O dollars.

Can't you give us a little discount maybe?

What if we hired a manager?

There you go again with that crap!

Can you tell me where the hell we're gonna get a manager?

Then I approach the power from the front...

and you approach from behind.

And the Molotovs come over us.

Hang on, Sixty-Eight.

Who's gonna throw the Molotovs?

Well... It could be...

Hi, Overall!

This are Shorty and Sixty-Eight.

Our band managers, pal.

Damn, Stock! How're we gonna rehearse now?

Sorry about that, dude. I got too excited.

You were telllng me about yourweddlng day...

I don't know what happened to me.

I guess I drank too much at the weddlng party.

I ended up runnlng away with the altar boy and the prlest's wlne.

But then I had a relapse and flnally, we actually got marrled.

Hit me, hit me.

I deserve it.

Our honeymoon was golngwonderfully.

But as good things never last...

That 's the last time I lend you money.

And it 's for the electricity bill, right? Don't you go spending it all on booze.

Are you gonna get ready, Wood? The show's about to start.

Let 's go.

That ain't music, dude.

That 's fucking noise.

Yep.

My dad used to say the same shit about the music I listened to.

Damn, that 's true.

Electrlc Plgsty on stage, please.

Cool idea putting a pig on the bongos.

Hendrix, clapton, Page, Townsend...

How've these guys put their instruments...

into the history of rock?

Huh, answer me, shitty little bongo!

Once agaln I've woken up In a welrd place.

But quite groovy!

Why do you keep associatin' marriage with a desire for self-punishment?

Aren't you trying to cover up...

an unconscious fear of a long lasting relationship, R� Bordosa?

Are you hitting on me, Doc?

I'm just saying that...

can I ask you a question?

I don't really think this is about me...

Do you suck your thumb when you sleep?

You should know that I graduated...

from the "American Institute of Psychiatry"...

and as a professional I don't...

Suuuuck.

I don't think it would be ethical to continue with the treatment...

I feel emotionally involved.

On our last days,

in order to absorb Rhalah's holy lessons...

about peace and tolerance, I ask:

Father, bring freedom to these mortals' souls.

Freedom, Father, freedom, Father!

Who let this faggot in?

Freedom, Father, freedom.

Dears, I'm comlng back home!

DEARS, I'M HEADING BAcK. 1OOO KISSES. LADY JANE

Things aren't going well, Wood.

It 's 5O dollars!

Don't you think it 's time for a haircut and to get a job, dad?

"Ants just work 'cause they can't sing, Wood".

Damn, Wood, how many times do I have to tell you...

Raul Seixas is dead, dude.

Is he? Who told you such a thing, pal?

John Lennon, who else?

Bah. You know what?

As of tomorrow, we're getting up early.

By the way, does anyone know how this stuff works?

Next.

JOBS

Have you got any experience?

Of course.

Experience? Experience, right?

What do you mean by experience?

Previous employment.

Well, previous, right?

What can you do?

What can I do?

I know... how to make...

epoxy resin pipes.

"Epoxy resin pipes"?

And what are epoxy resin pipes for?

For smoking pot, what else?

Next.

And now, to illuminate your path back home...

the great moment has arrived.

Do you feel ready to try Rhalah's sacred potion?

Old Woody has just got a job.

It 's cool work, and they pay daily.

Yeah? And they didn't require experience?

That's the polnt...

I've already got the experlence.

Now that I've been dlscharged from treatment...

I'll behave just llke a normalwoman...

But what does a normal woman behave llke?

Hot food again.

To begln with, I'll feed myself properly...

Fuck, I look llke a whole bunch of chlcken skln...

Well, well, if it isn't R� Bordosa...

Look here, long time no see.

We saw each other a couple of days ago, R�.

Oh well, this calls for a celebration.

How about a candle-lit dinner, babe?

Tonight I cook.

Whisky, vodka...

two tequilas, martini...

ten beers...

and two packs of cigarettes.

Oh... I almost forgot.

A pack of instant noodles.

Sit here, R� Bordosa. Tell me about your life.

What d'you wanna know?

Hmm, R� Bordosa... You're so...

cold.

So y-you d-didn't d-die?

What do you think?

Well...

R� Bordosa, what if me and you...

And you, what have you been up to?

- I play the bongo. - And in the evenings?

I play the bongo.

In the early hours?

Same crap, but quieter.

What 's that stuff?

Anti-depressive. My shrink prescribed it.

I'm in, man.

This is a controlled drug.

You can't take it without a prescription.

Holy fuck! Look at the color of the moon!

Holy shit! Now it 's turned green.

By Raul Seixas' beard...

Hey, get out of the road.

Aren't you saying good night? How rude.

This has never happened to us... I mean... before.

There's a relaxing exercise a chick taught me that works great.

The thing is, you've gotta let the energy flow through your body,

like this... Then you cross a leg...

raise your arm...

gotta free your ass, here...

Does it really help to unwind?

Sometimes.

Mom, thank God you're back!

No, easy, no! Mommm!

Lady Jane, Overall, I can explain everything.

Our home is great.

You're a genius, Wood.

- Am I? - Madhouse.

Don't move your arm, man, pay attention.

What 're you doing?

Carrot cake.

Yum, carrot, eh? Can I help?

Fetch me the baking pan from the top of the fridge.

- Where's Wood? - Out.

And Overall?

At school.

We used to spend hours smoking pot in your room...

and I was perched on you all the time, remember?

And remember you used to weigh only 5O kilos?

Shiiit.

TANTRIc SEX cOURSE REAcH NIRVANA

THROUGH ORGASM TALK TO OWNER

TANTRIc SEX cOURSE SUBMISSIONS HERE

Thls mornlng the psychlatrlst

Dr. Herman Von Kosseritz was found dead.

The same vlolent marks...

of the prevlous cases were found on hls body.

Mom, you could stop farting in front of the others, right?

According to the great guru Rhalah Rikota...

when you hold in a fart,

you're shriveling your solar plexus chakra...

so, your sexual energy forms spots of tension on your butt...

and you get full of cellulite.

It wasn't me, It wasn't me!

Come in, my love. Aunty will tell you a story...

B-b-but you're not my aunt.

I'm just trying to use my imagination...

to get in the mood, you know?

I didn't get it.

Aren't you coming to eat, sonny?

He looks like he's seen a ghost.

I'm not having lunch at home today.

We need to educate our boy a bit better.

As I was saying...

there's only one way for a band like yours to break the market monopoly.

While I approach from the front and Shorty approaches from behind...

you guys come with the Molotovs and throw them over our heads.

Fuck, Sixty-Eight, come down.

Easy! Will you at least give me some credit...

when I get you guys a TV show?

- A TV show? - And it 'll be this weekend.

I want you to tell me something,

but you'd better not lie.

Is it true that your place is really crazy and...

everyone walks around naked?

Yes, it 's true. I confess.

And... could I move in with you?

So, is the party gonna happen tonight, Stock?

Of course, of course!

Lady has got an explosive recipe, man.

It 's gonna be fucking crazy tonight.

Dr. Kosseritz, please.

Sorry! You should have been told.

Dr Kosseritz passed away.

How could he do this to me?

When I needed him so much!

They say it was the maniac-lady.

What maniac?

Will you stop making so much racket? I can't get to sleep!

Aren't you coming to bed, honey?

Tomorrow's the Great Day, Shorty.

I've gotta write a speech...

a historical speech...

which reflects all my view of Brazil today.

Good night, then.

"It was a freezing night in Moscow in 1917..."

There's something weird about your spiritual plane...

How did you end up in my tub?

Dunno.

Last thing I remember I was hugging a bottle,

dancing and taking my clothes off.

When I woke up I was here.

Hmm, I've heard this before.

Psychiatrists aren't the best choice for these cases.

They're not well-equipped, you know.

Well, I guess the problem is out of my reach.

I see.

I'll give you the address of a friend of mine, and he'll know what to do.

I'm gonna get us some more weed.

Holy fuck! Lady Jane burned out our stuff, dudes.

Leave it with me, I'll handle it.

I'm gonna focus...

and this old boot will turn into some kick-ass grass.

I don't get it.

Won't it get us stoned?

That 's what we'll see...

Soon the world will know who Sixty-Eight is.

And find out he's a guy full of...

eye goo!

C'mon, c'mon!

- Stock? - Yes?

Have you been screwing my wife?

Me?

- I mean... - Yes or no?

I'm sorry, Wood...

I was hanging around with the best of intentions...

then everything just came together...

What do you mean, "everything just came together"?

Can you remember that surf music festival...

when you guys gave me a ride?

But that was more than 2O years ago.

So...

Think about it.

Me having sex with your wife is something very natural, man.

You don't say!

And I thought...

I've always had freedom at my friend Wood's house.

I check out his fridge, smoke his pot...

So what 's wrong with shagging my best friend's wife, huh?

Exactly.

Fuck, Stock!

- You know what? - What?

You look ridiculous in those panties, dude.

Hang on, Wood...

Hang on, pal...

Shit.

We've forgotten the pig.

Don't worry, he'll show up.

How can you be so sure?

My intuition never fails.

Hmm, what time are you off, handsome?

And now, especially for you...

the great... the unique...

the irreplaceable...

The King!

Do you wanna rock'n'roll?

I wanna rock'n'roll, I do.

Do you wanna rock'n'roll?

C'mon, c'mon.

C'mon, c'mon.

Do you wanna rock and roll?

My God! What do I do now?

We took over thls broadcastlng channel...

and we're holdlng the dlrector hostage.

We're gonna revolutlonlze the medla...

break the monopoly and create a free press.

- What do you mean? - Forexample,

tonlght we're the ones who'll present Ophra's show, darllng.

I've been suspicious about this kid's behavior lately.

Missus, you've gone too deep into carnal pleasures.

To free your spirit, some ritual purification is necessary.

Is it?

You're making me dizzy.

I think that old boot is getting me high.

Yeeeeep!

It seems that life will never be the same...

after the band Electric Pigsty took BTV at prime time.

Since then, weird manifestations...

The stock market plummeted.

And the parllament...

the parllament has announced an undetermlned recess.

Good-nlght.

It 's party day today. We've gotta celebrate, Shorty!

Whoopee!

Get your hand off, please?

Dad, come down, dad, come down, daddy, come down!

Wooooooooooooood!

Wood? Wood?

Wood?

Wood?

Are you alright? For a minute I thought you had blacked out.

Bloody hell, I tripped out, Lady!

Crazy stuff. Weird. I spaced-out!

Really crazy, for fuck's sake!

Listen. I know it 's not the best moment, but...

I've got to tell you something.

I'm pregnant.

What do you think?

If you don't feel like, we don't need to have it.

There's a new natural method and...

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