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Hi, baby.

Wow, this guy is so annoying.

Hello, Mr. Director.

Don't try to call me Mr. Director.

Call me Germain, since no one can hear us.

You know, I like you very much, Miss Paulette.

You interest me.

That's very kind of you, Mr. Germain. But excuse me, I have something on the

gas.

It's crazy how excited this girl is.

Max, my dear, what happened?

You're hurt.

Two bastards beat me up and beat me to death.

They took the money.

As a result, the company fired me.

It's not your fault. It was a surprise.

That's right. So you're going to explain that to the director, he's going to

laugh for two seconds, I promise you.

Finally.

It's life.

So you're so interested in this computer?

I love it, Mr. Director.

Stop calling me Mr. Director.

Well, you like this Max, but don't you see that he's not made for you?

All I know is that he's hanging out with Max, Max.

All right, we'll see that tonight at the restaurant.

I'll take you downstairs, when the staff comes out.

Well, I talked about our case to the administrator, as well as to the

director-general. I think it could work out.

Oh, Mr. Director, I don't know how to thank you.

Well, it's simple. You spend the night with me, and we're out.

But, Mr. Director, Mr.

Germain, I don't love you.

I love you for two.

I'm not sending your guy back, so send me back to the elevator.

When Max learns that, we'll tell each other everything.

Well, it'll be your first lie.

You know, a lie is a guarantee of life for a couple.

Thank you.

Hello Paulette, I found a new job.

It's great, isn't it?

It's been half an hour. Is it good?

Yes, of course, although it's a bit of a shame because I heard someone say that

the director would like to take you back.

No, but that's not going to happen. Coming back to this minefield, are you

kidding me?

Listen, be good. My new job consists of drawing film posters.

What kind of posters?

You're going to be crushed.

They're posters for porn movies.

What do you know about far far to the truck?

Just watch it up.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm

okay.

You were not very clear.

You wanted to climb the Montparnasse tower from the north side. And did you

see my address?

How? By a friend of yours last night.

By the way, I have no more home. My fiancé threw me out. You can't host me

this night.

So, do

you recognize

yourself? We have a little account to settle, both of us.

It's you who hit me in the ass.

The restaurant.

You've got a nice head, little Max.

Yeah, I've got a nice head.

When I was on duty, my nana had sex with my old boss.

Ah, proof of love, little Max.

Yeah. You know, when I think about it, I wonder if it's good for me that she did

that. She's so hot.

Jealousy, little Max.

No, it's simpler.

I'm poor.

Germain has a lot of money.

For her, you had to stop fooling around.

But in Hong Kong, there's no jealousy.

You have to come with me over there.

Why?

Your movie posters, Pardy.

You'll find new models over there.

Beautiful little asses like mine.

Look.

I don't understand your story. How can you go to work in Hong Kong when you're

not even known here?

It has nothing to do, my dear, because over there, my style pleases. I can't do

anything. You have a style, you?

Yes. In any case, you've been doing well since you've been picking up chicks.

I saw them, your Picasso in front of the Sinoches.

You must be fond of the Sinoncias, don't you? Yes, of course. Even when I tie my

pincers after the queue.

You're really obsessed.

You know, it's Soja who took me on a trip. Over there, her father, he's

someone. So... Ah, your Soja is starting to run me over, if you want to know.

You have her in your mouth.

Listen, you know very well that this girl is of no importance to me. We're

good friends, that's all.

As well as you are the one I love.

Of course.

Come on, a little smile.

So this bottle, we're going to empty it to the health of your future fiancées.

Ah, with the Russian press, we have all the time.

But no, but no, but no, but no, but no, my children. I know how to recognize

true love.

Ah, my dear.

It's good for a little gulp, isn't it?

Eh bien, à votre santé à tous, à la santé de vos fiançailles, mon cher

cousin. Ah, mes chers enfants, donnez un petit coup.

Voilà.

Buvons, buvons. Eh bien, maintenant, je vous souhaite une bonne santé, un bon

Noël, à la santé de vos fiançailles. Ah, c'est gentil.

Merci, mon oncle.

Encore tranquille, un petit coup.

Et vous, vous allez bien boire un petit coup?

And now, we're going to end this evening at the Merlin Plaza.

To your health.

Let's drink, my dear friends.

I'm sorry.

Are you going to the Plaza too?

Maybe. Maybe not.

But first of all, I'd like to introduce you to Philippine.

Hello. And Manille.

Hello, Philippine and Manille.

I don't want to go to Paris.

Life is beautiful in Hong Kong.

But if we get married, you'll stay here.

The pleasures are more varied than in France.

Have you ever seen two girls together?

Yes, of course.

Cinoche. In the film of Michel Anthony, she sucks as much as possible.

Yes, but in real life, never.

You mean they do that?

There, both of them?

Why not, if you like it?

It's pretty, you know.

Yes?

And then, you, you can masturbate while watching them.

Yeah, okay, but what are you going to do for the time being?

You're going to watch TV?

Oh

shit,

I'm going to tell Paulette.

Where have I been?

You should recognize the house.

You're in my bed with all your lovers tonight.

How can I do that?

It's crazy.

It's because

of this bullshit.

You made me drink last night. Probably drugs or something like that.

You know, my dear Kalalong, your pleasure as an informant costs me

dearly. It's not possible. I couldn't do that.

Yes.

And yet, on you, some drugs have a curious effect.

But we forgive you everything. You are so beautiful in pleasure.

If Max saw me... Yes, you wouldn't believe me so well.

Tomorrow we're leaving for Hong Kong.

We still have a few things to do there.

What do you mean, we're leaving?

Because you're my wife, you see.

I noticed that you had a short memory.

Probably the effect of the drug.

It's not my fault, I got used to it.

I was still under acid when we got married.

Thank you.

Max!

Max! Max! Max!

How did you find me? It's a friend who works at the customs.

I talked to him about you, and I showed him some pictures.

And you recognized him in the passengers.

You came with Germain, didn't you?

I slept with him, Max.

At the moment, I'm completely worried. Don't forget me.

Don't forget me. The main thing is that I found you and that you're here.

I still love you, you know.

Thank you.

I suppose.

You know him?

Of course I know you.

But you came to see Max, but is it necessary?

You know that I don't know anything about you, Miss.

My nephew told me a lot about you.

What do you mean, your nephew?

You mean that Max is going to marry Soja?

But he married Adi.

Ah, I understand your pain, Miss.

That's why I don't think...

I don't think it's necessary for you to see Max again.

He's an artist, and he now belongs to the whole world.

And to my niece, Hoja.

Look, I brought you some Malaysian newspapers. We don't really understand

what's written on them, but... Look at me. There's a picture, too.

Not too famous in Hong Kong.

It's always better than a background conveyor in the Valois.

I'm happy for you, Max.

What do you mean, for me?

For the two of us, you can get married here tomorrow, if you want. You get

divorced with your German, and Soja's uncle will fire us.

Oh, right, let's talk about this guy.

He's already taking you for his nephew.

Yeah, he's a bit crazy, this guy. From the start, he's been telling everyone.

But Soja never had the intention of marrying me.

We just slept together once or twice, but that's it.

Anyway, Max, I don't love you anymore. You don't affect me anymore.

I don't know why.

Anyway, right now, my head's full of smoke, and I think I'm going back to

France with German.

You still think about her?

Do you still love her?

I should never have left her alone with this fucking jerk.

Deep down, I had a little hope that you would end up forgetting her.

But don't feel guilty about her.

I wrote this game.

I don't know if I'll come back.

The causes of his illness are quite difficult to determine.

Probably the harmful effects of certain drugs, something like that.

Yes, I heard about it. It's his dear husband who made him take it. Well, for

now, there's only one thing to do.

Satisfy his slightest desire until the effect of this bullshit is stopped.

Go, bye.

Bye, doctor.

Yes,

hello? It's me.

Okay, I'm coming.

That's right, Paulette in the middle of the quiz.

I'm a bitch like we don't see a lot of them. A real bitch.

I'm so good that I was brainwashed by two council presidents by making them

spit as much brain as to fuck a geyser for a Canadian firefighter.

Je suis une vraie technicienne. Je vous transforme la queue en zippine.

Ah. Ah, that's good.

Avec un type comme lui, pas d'waterloo.

Quand il est venu dans un coin de la porte cochère, je lui ai sorti son gros

gland, une pastèque de dessin animé.

Ce fut mon soleil d'Austerlitz, et lui, ma colonne Vendôme.

Il m'a tellement rimé que j'ai explosé comme une expérience à Mururoa.

Et quand il a joui, j'ai eu plein de foutre sur moi.

Et alors, j'avais l'air d'une dame farcie.

Pour un réveillon.

Pour un réveillon.

Man, it looks like it's going to be crazy.

Don't worry, she knows what she learned in a porn book.

Besides, I think she learned it by heart.

Whose book is that?

A well-known author who is hiding.

In short, you see, she's not that certain.

Max,

Germain, were you there?

Couldn't you kiss me both together?

Tell me, if it's not grumpy, what is it?

What do you want? The doctor said so. The slightest contradiction could create

a serious relapse.

All the same, both of them are my favorite little cats.

There are limits to the best, though.

No, more like his little cat.

bye bye

Thank you.

God bless you all.

Oh. Oh.

She divorced with Germain.

It wasn't without harm.

He kept her with his fucking cold syrup.

How is she now?

She's better.

She found a job in the neighborhood.

She writes erotic books.

Does she still have those delusions?

It depends on the moments. Sometimes it's amazing, but it's the only possible

and reasonable intoxication. I mean, it's the doctors who say so.

My poor Max.

Don't you regret marrying her?

No, it's still Paulette.

I couldn't leave her in this state in France.

God knows... God knows where she would have landed.

I'm asking myself.

Tonight, I'll give you a little evening at my place. Will you come?

Yeah, why not?

It'll distract her.

You know, she doesn't even know you.

This is a passage from his book entitled, Women prefer the big ones.

Paulette Dubard.

They were four in front of the barracks.

They had already all left their lodge. It was wonderful.

And they were standing firm.

I am all wet and warm when I think about it.

I was still all dressed up, but my panties were sticking to the cat so much

that I wanted them to beat me all together.

Vous ne pouvez pas savoir combien il est merveilleux et excitant d'avoir une

bonne queue dans le minou, pendant qu'un gland rouge et visqueux entre et ressort

dans la bouche.

Et quand vous branlez chaque main, une queue.

Alors je me suis déshabillée et ils m'ont fait mettre à genoux. J'aurais

voulu qu'ils me battent, qu'ils m'insultent, qu'ils me traitent de

salope, de pute, mais ils m'ont fourré leur grosse queue dans la bouche et je

les ai sucées.

Leur pine voyageait dans ma gorge plus rapidement que le TGV.

You know, I have a big mouth.

And I sometimes manage to suck them both.

Try, you'll see, it's thunder.

Suddenly, they started playing all four of them. I had them everywhere, on the

face, in the hair, on the breasts, everywhere.

I was covered in them.

But they were still banding, and they fucked me both together.

C'était trop gros, j'avais mal, mais je ne pouvais pas. Crier tellement la queue

du troisième était grosse dans ma bouche. Je me raccrochais désespérément

à celle du quatrième, mes chers amis.

Je m'arrête là car je sens que la crise s'annonce.

Je voudrais que mon mari ici présent se fasse baiser par quatre filles en même

temps. Est-ce possible ? Oui !

Oh, well, in that case.

But yes, let's see.

What do you have to say to your little wife, Paulette?

Isn't that my little Max?

Ah, that was nasty.

You sleep.

Oh, yes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, boy. That's it.