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Hey, honey, can you get me a cold one from the fridge?

No, how about you get off your own ass and go get it? I'm the only one that

ever does anything around here. Are you kidding me? Go get it yourself.

Hi, Dad.

Well, hi, honey.

Hey, can you do your old man a favor and get me a beer from the fridge?

Oh, sorry.

What are you doing? You're really going to let our daughter go around dressed

like a tramp? Are you kidding me?

Go to your room. Get out of here.

Are you kidding me?

Really? You're really going to let her dress up like this? Go around the house

looking like this? She's your daughter. Seriously?

She's your daughter. No, this is ridiculous. You can't let her dress

around. I'm only her stepdad. Are you kidding me? I'm just her stepdad. I

can't... She

has no fashion sense. She's wearing moccasins.

What a nun.

I'd wear this out.

It's definitely not trampy.

These shorts are like high-waisted.

She does not know what she's talking about.

This is fashion.

But if she says that I'm a tramp, might as well act like one.

Are you freaking kidding me? You're taking videos of all the... No, no. Come

here, come here.

I'll handle this but you gotta stop yelling all the time god stop

oh

All right.

Now.

Now what is this all she's going on about?

It's not as bad as mom makes it seem.

What isn't as bad? What are you?

Oh, well, look.

Well, look.

I'm not your mom.

I'm, uh, you know, what you kids call, uh, with it.

So, um, your mom, she's a, she's a bit of a prude a little bit. Yeah.

I just wish she would understand that I'm not a little girl anymore.

Oh, no, honey. I can, I can totally see that you're all, you're all

grown up now.

I know, I know.

This little dancey thing you're doing here.

Why don't you show your stepdad... Why don't you show your stepdad what this is

all about? Maybe I can figure out how to handle it.

Okay.

I see, I see.

I know what to do with this.

You know what?

If you can help your old man out with something, I can keep your mom off your

back.

No, it's okay.

It's okay.

But look, come here.

Come here.

Look, you really... Look, you are all, you know, grown up, like you said.

And we're not...

I can tell we're not prudes like, you know, your mom.

So I feel like you and I, we could really, really, really could come to a

point of understanding.

You want this solved, right?

You want to be able to shoot your video, whatever you're doing there, right?

Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean.

You know, I have needs and she doesn't exactly need them.

If you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I guess you owe my step, Dad.

Yeah, step.

Exactly, step.

That's a big deal in this context.

Here, look, look.

Just try it, just try it.

See where everything's okay.

Nothing terrible happened.

So you want to give it a try then?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this will definitely work out.

For sure.

Do you think so? I have a really good feeling about this.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm... I'm feeling...

See, that's not bad, is it?

I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I want to look at you. Just kneel down

here.

Let me just see your mouth.

That's it.

Oh, that's so good.

Yes. That's so good.

Oh, I'm so proud of the way you've grown up.

Here, come up here.

Yeah, speaking of being all grown up.

Why don't you show me that?

Oh. Oh, yes.

I mean, yeah,

boy. Boy, they're way nicer than your Edna one.

I bet these make all the boys in school crazy, huh?

You know?

Maybe.

You know what, slide daddy's concrete between those.

You want to?

Oh yeah, that's nice.

Oh yeah.

That's amazing.

What else can you show me?

these cute panties oh yeah that's super nice

let

me

just uh let me just set you down here and look at them a little more closely

There, just, uh, she wasn't lying.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, we should have thought of a solution to this problem a long time ago.

That's really, um... Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Spread those legs for daddy.

Oh,

look at that.

That's so pretty.

I'm sorry, you drove Daddy a little crazy there.

Is that alright? Is what Daddy's doing alright?

You gotta have mommy oil there.

Do you wanna sit on those?

Oh God, that twerking really has helped you develop and all kinds of ways.

Oh my God.

Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah Oh

yeah oh yes

I've wanted to talk to you about some of this stuff for so long.

Oh,

this

reminds me of when I used to pick you up when you were little.

You're a bad girl.

Your mom is right that you're a bad girl, so maybe you could bend

over for daddy.

Oh yeah, that's good.

That's exactly what daddy was talking about.

But the boys have to go to that. That's only for daddy.

Okay.

I won't.

We are safe.

Honey, can you hold your ass open for a minute?

Oh, that's good.

Except when you're a bad girl for mommy, she is the bitches.

Yeah.

Yeah. Daddy takes care of us.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Are you a bad girl?

All right.

There you go.

Oh,

that's so good.

Oh, yes. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what? You know what?

Huh? Lay down here next to daddy real quick.

Lay down here.

And put this back on because I remember when I gave this to you.

Who knew that I'd be here right now to stay up on your head.

This way, roll on your side.

your mouth and test you out.

Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me?

It's not what it looks like. Oh my god.