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Naughty America.

Nobody does it better.

Hey, Chad.

You will not believe the date I just came from.

What? Fucking nightmare.

All I wanted was really just to have a good fuck.

And this fucking guy is unbelievable. He shows up a half hour late and then

comes up with some lame excuse about how he left his wallet in the taxi.

So he couldn't pay for it. So of course I had to pay for it. And then, oh my

God. He had no manners whatsoever.

He was chewing like a fucking cow.

I mean, everybody could hear him around me. And then he has the audacity to

smile at me with spinach all over his teeth. He reeks of garlic. And I swear,

I wasn't pretty sure he had been drinking before he came to meet me. Can

you believe that? I mean, do you really think I deserve a guy to treat me like

that? I mean, look at how dolled up and pretty I got for him. I mean, can you

believe that? Men these days. I cannot believe it.

And then they wonder why they're all alone and they're miserable in their

little homes and... What kind of girl... I mean, what do

I have to do to get laid?

That's all I wanted. I mean, I've got cobwebs in there, you know?

That's cool.

Where's Jason?

Uh... He did some... I don't know. Some, you know, those like door-to-door

salesman guys came and he...

I don't know. He left with them.

I'm not into that weird shit. Your son's into some weird shit.

I'm not into that pyramid schemes and nonsense.

Pyramid schemes, huh?

Well, that's my son, I guess. He's been quite the entrepreneur.

So I'm sexually frustrated.

That's cool.

Are you listening to me?

Yes.

So you said that's cool?

Yeah, it's awesome.

Your generation is just hopeless. You guys got your heads all up in these

stupid video games and your social media and your fake profiles and

whatever happened to romance and just going out on dates and actually being in

contact and listening to people.

Are you serious?

What?

Come on, don't you, uh, you're young.

Uh-huh.

Well, don't you, don't you want to, you know, experiment and, uh... Uh-huh.

I bet you you wouldn't even know what to do if, uh, if an older

woman was to try to seduce you.

Uh-huh.

Whoa, chill out.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. Give me that fucking control.

Don't you see I am practically throwing myself at you? Do you not see that? Will

you just get your head out of the fucking video game?

Here, let me make good use of this.

You have it here. I might as well fucking use it because the other guy

couldn't use it.

What? Not that I wanted it from him, but yours will do.

Um, what?

Just sit back and enjoy this little video game.

Um...

See, this is all I was thinking about during dinner.

Just having my lips in a nice hard cock.

You still want to play your video game?

How many points do I get for that?

Suck on that cute little clit right there. Oh, fuck yeah.

Take them off, baby.

Take them off.

Just leave it.

Did you fucking stop until I come all the way to your mouth?

Oh,

fuck you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come here.

Let me taste this.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh, I fucking need it.

oh yeah

Oh yeah, fuck yeah, right there

oh my god you get my tits all over you oh fuck yeah oh

your fucking cock feels so hot

Let me fuck you.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, right there. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, keep hurting your fucking dog.

Yeah. Yeah,

give me more.

Yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

oh yeah oh

yeah

Oh, that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You want me to suck it?

Please do, please.

Please. Oh, like a man with a manner.

if you just say please.

Oh yeah!

You fucking little slut. My pussy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck me.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I fucking want it. I know what I want.

Yeah.

Hey,

can you do me a favor?

Yeah. Can you pass me that remote?

You gotta be fucking kidding me, right?

No, dude. There's like 20 dudes that just joined like right now.

Kill everybody.

This fucking generation is hopeless.

Yes.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.