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♪ The sun is shining on me ♪

♪ Not a cloud in the sky ♪

♪ Not a reason to worry ♪

♪ 'Cause the sun is shining on me ♪

♪ There's this big blue, beautiful sky ♪

♪ It's got me singing ♪

♪ Nothing here is ever gonna bring me down ♪

♪ I said nothing here is ever gonna bring me down ♪

♪ It's just the sun sunshiny day ♪

♪ A sun sunshiny day ♪

♪ A sun sunshiny ♪

Hey, there.

Figured I'd stop everything here and say hi.

My name is Max.

And yes, that poor innocent paperboy is perfectly fine.

Eh, I'm sure he'll be fine?

Anyway, all you need to know is this guy's name is Dylan

and Dylan is an asshole.

Oh, are you serious.

You got me Dillard.

It's Dylan.

Thank you.

So again, guys, we just,

wait.

♪ And I'm greeted by your cute little smile ♪

♪ The world is new with you by my side ♪

♪ Everything is beautiful ♪

♪ Tuesday afternoon, I'm calling you home ♪

♪ Just to hear your voice on the phone ♪

Say you're sorry, Max.

♪ I think of you and I'm not alone ♪

♪ You are everything ♪

♪ Under the sky so blue ♪

Tell him how sorry you are, Max.

♪ I found a piece of heaven ♪

I'm sorry. ♪ Spending my days with you ♪

♪ You are my piece of heaven ♪

If anybody else had responded to this call,

you'd be in the back of a cruiser right now.

♪ Waking up with you in my arms ♪

♪ I've got it all and nothing's a miss ♪

It's on the house.

♪ Everything is beautiful ♪

♪ Sunday morning snooze ♪

♪ With breakfast in bed ♪ - Okay.

♪ And I listen to the song in my head ♪

♪ It sings of you ♪

♪ And the things that you do ♪ - Just

♪ 'Cause you are everything ♪

What are you doing?

I was just getting coffee.

Seriously, Max.

He was gonna press charges.

Over what?

Me spilling some cold brew on him.

You know they have security cameras here, right?

Like I said, I just spilt some cold brew.

Why are you being like this?

Fine.

I found it at school.

He was the one telling people that dad

was selling drugs that night.

So I told him nicely to stop lying.

And?

Andy asked if dad had any drugs buried with him

so he could get a free hit.

Wow.

Okay.

Just,

I get it now.

How did you even lift that thing?

Those cakes weigh like 50 pounds

Probably because of all the cocaine I did on the way here.

Oh yeah. Great.

That's a relief.

I thought it was something alarming.

Like you started a school sport

or going to the gym just,

Nope.

Well, I can't take you home.

Your sister doesn't get home for another hour and a half.

Wanna help me improve my shooting accuracy?

Can I shoot too? - Sure.

Yes.

What?

You know what.

Do you really think I was gonna give you a loaded gun

after finding out you just dumped

two gallons of cold brew on top of a teenager?

Obviously.

I'm worried about you. - Mm.

How's it looking down there?

Bingo. Okay.

Here you go, Max, Officer Kenny.

Hi.

You guys are gonna be over at Lane 10.

Thank you, random citizen.

Anytime man.

Hey Max, you wanna know why I put you over at Lane 10?

Why?

Because, - Why?

Because you're the only 10 I see.

Thank you,

strange, awkward bowling attendant guy.

Oh.

Okay.

You guys make a cute couple.

Stop.

Hey, dude.

You didn't tell us you were coming.

Relax. It wasn't planned.

We were just stopping here before he brought me to prison.

Are you giving a presentation?

What? - Charlotte,

are you playing this time or not?

No, Mr. Kenny.

There's been at least 15 deaths

by pin setter machine since 1984.

Okay.

Hey, Spence.

Isn't that that girl you pretend you don't like,

but we all know you actually like her?

♪ I was tempted ♪

♪ Tempted by your smile ♪

♪ I was ♪

No, I just talk to her sometimes

'cause she's the only girl at school

that watches balloon shop.

And because you're in love with her.

That is not true.

Huh?

Why is my name spelled Mex?

Are you kidding?

Damn it.

Where's that bowling kid?

What?

♪ Every step we take is tic tac toe ♪

♪ Tic tac toe ♪

I freaking hate Rachel Summers.

I freaking hate Rachel Summers too.

My parents said Rachel Summers

is going to hell when she dies.

Hey.

So I'm gonna have to have you guys move over the lane 15.

No way.

That's the lane next to Creepy Steve.

Who's Creepy Steve?

The guy on Lane 16 named Steve, who is creepy?

I have to give the lane to Mr. Summers.

I'm sorry.

Why can't you move him over to Lane 15?

Because his daughter doesn't wanna bowl

right next to Creepy Steve.

Are you kidding me? - Max, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, okay.

It's just,

I've had three birthday parties this morning

and the urinal is so filled with poop.

I've covered it up with a garbage bag

and I don't know when I'm going to take care of that.

So please,

please just move the lane 15, please.

You suck.

I know.

Thank you so much for letting us have your lane, Maxine.

Yeah. It was so generous of you.

Oh, anytime.

It's the least I can do

after having such a nice conversation

with your boyfriend this afternoon.

I am not gonna lie,

this is probably the closest I've ever come

to adding one more death statistic via pin setter.

What happened to you?

Hi, Miss Sabrina.

Hey Sabrina.

Miss Sabrina, can you please not tell my parents

that a police officer drove me home?

I am so confused.

Kenny, what's going on?

That is a bit of an interesting story.

Do tell.

♪ I've gotta stay like this ♪

♪ 'Cause if I don't, then it'll show ♪

Can I come in?

I'll be down in a couple of minutes.

Hey.

Kenny told me what happened?

Can you please save the lecture for tomorrow?

I am not here to yell at you.

Here to make sure you're okay.

I'm fine.

I just,

I don't like when people talk about him,

especially like that.

Yeah, I get it.

Let's try to work on some boundaries, huh?

Maybe cap out anything larger than a coffee pot.

The two gallons felt so good though.

I don't doubt it,

but it's not actually gonna make you feel better.

Try to remember that for next time if you can.

Anyway, if you're in need of a healthy outlet,

we're all set up downstairs for what usually works.

All right.

She's gonna be angry, aggressive,

unstable, and unpredictable.

But we signed up for this

and we'll probably recover emotionally

in at least a couple years.

Let's try not to die.

I know.

They're crazy.

Die demon.

This girl is going to give me a heart attack.

No.

No.

Oh God, me?

Okay.

Maybe she didn't get me.

I'm pretty cool.

Spence, you ain't got got again.

You missed.

That's what you did.

You missed.

Everything's fine.

Spencer's just probably pretending

to be Rambo like last time.

Finally.

Got you.

Are you kidding me?

Can I help you?

Hello.

My name is Leon Mueller from Mueller Law.

Are your parents home?

Nope.

Is there an adult here that I can speak with?

Yes.

That'll be me.

Is there maybe a more grownup adult here?

No.

I am 25 and an adult.

So are your parents like

gonna be home soon or,

Well, our father died a year ago

and my mom hasn't been home in 15.

So no, just me.

Right.

So you are the legal caregiver for Maxine Dangerfield?

Yes.

That's me, the adult.

Okay then.

Mr. Summers is filing suit against Maxine

unless all damages accrued to his shop

and his staff are paid for in full.

The total damages acquired this afternoon

are total to $25,000.

This breakdown right here is itemized in this envelope

so that you can go ahead and take a look at that.

You have 30 days to pay for everything in full

or else this will progress

into a criminal case against Maxine.

But we don't have $25,000.

Then I suggest you get a good lawyer.

Max.

Of course, he went and cried to his stupid girlfriend.

This is insane.

They're charging you for psychological damage.

You could probably just go to church for that one.

And this, why would they charge you for a machine

if it's a, you know,

if it's a piece of shit?

It stands for point of sale, Spence.

Oh.

Max, I'm gonna need you to go

to Mr. Summer's office tomorrow and try to resolve this.

No way.

I'm not gonna go and beg to someone like him.

Well, it doesn't matter if you want to,

we don't have this kind of money.

Are you seriously expecting me

to go and grovel to that asshole?

I can't believe I'm about to go and grovel to that asshole.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Are your parents here?

I need to speak with Mr. Summers.

Do you have an appointment? - No.

Unfortunately Mr. Summers

only has time for scheduled appointments.

Do you mind at least asking if he could meet with me?

Name please.

Max Dangerfield.

Hello, Mr. Summers,

I have a Max Dangerfield here wanting to speak with you.

He said you can head back.

Thanks.

Of course. Of course, Anthony.

What's the point in having five yachts

if you don't got your own private island to dock 'em on.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. All right.

Okay. Big guy.

Talk soon.

Miss Dangerfield, what can I do for you?

I was just looking to see if we could talk

about the paperwork you dropped off yesterday.

Yeah. Yeah.

The coffee shop. Right, right.

You know, I had Leon go over that 16 different ways

just to make sure, you know,

we dotted our t's crossed our I's,

and sounds to me like you're saying we miscalculated.

No was just seeing if maybe there was

another way that we could solve this.

I hate to be the bearer of bad biscuits here, Maxy,

but we got a saying,

if you don't got the dime, you don't commit the crime.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't really. No.

Okay.

Let me put it to you this way, kiddo.

I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna be Mr. Bad Guy.

Nobody likes when Mr. Bad Guy shows up.

But Max, you broke a lot of my stuff yesterday.

You upset a few people. You know what I'm saying?

Listen, if you need a little help coming up with the money,

we can talk about selling that house of yours.

You know, Maxy, I wish I could help you out,

I really do,

but you know, my hands, they're tight.

There she is.

My little gum drop.

Come over here. Gimme a kiss.

Then he suggested we sell the fricking house to break even

as if that would ever happen.

It's a shame your dad didn't divorce

your mom before he died,

then you guys would've had all that settlement money.

Thanks, Charlotte.

I'm just saying it would've helped.

Okay.

I know it's a little bit extreme, okay,

but what if we just

like hire a hit man to kill Mr. Summers?

Interesting approach.

I like the idea, but I do think that if we are struggling

to come up with the money to pay off Mr. Summers,

that hiring a hitman to kill him

would be substantially more expensive.

But if Mr. Summers is dead,

We still have to pay the hitman, Spence.

And maybe our only option. - Hiring a hitman?

No.

Selling the house...

Are you serious?

I don't see how else we're gonna come up

with that kind of money.

How could you even consider that?

Max, did you read all of the paperwork?

Like, did you see the charges if we don't pay them?

You turn 18 this year,

you could actually go to jail.

You do understand that, right?

I am not letting them take this house.

You don't get to make that statement

when you're the reason we're in this mess.

How the hell could she say that?

She doesn't care at all.

It doesn't matter.

She'll figure something out.

I'm not letting that scumbag take our house.

What's a scumbag?

Forget it.

You wouldn't understand?

Max,

Max, just stop for a second, please.

Jesus.

I can't breathe.

What?

I thought something you could do.

Oh yeah. Is it to buy a yacht

and then sell that for the damage money?

No.

Balloon Shop.

Max. Wait, I'm serious.

What?

How is your internet show gonna get me $25,000?

This month's competition has a huge cash price.

Oh yeah.

How big?

$25,000.

Are you serious?

Yes. Why do you think I ran all the way over here.

It was only across the street, Spence.

Wait.

What is the competition?

I don't know.

It's something called Pickleball.

The hell is pickleball.

I don't know. That's some kind of sport or something.

What sport could they possibly play with pickles?

I don't know Charlotte.

But Max needs $25,000 and they have a $25,000 grand prize.

I'm not gonna play pickleball, Spence.

Okay.

What other ideas do you have?

None.

So why not pickles then?

Fine.

Yes. - How do I get in?

That,

that's the trickier part.

So, as you know, Balloon Shop's gotten a little crazy,

but apparently Veronica knows the guy who runs the show.

So can you talk to her?

Yeah, Veronica.

Yeah, of course, I can talk to her.

Yeah. Duh.

Obviously, stupid.

I can talk to Veronica. Duh.

Why'd your mouth stop working?

Well, guess they're not home.

Maybe we could just come back another time.

What do you want?

Hi.

Is Veronica home?

Veronica,

Mama, I got it.

Oh, hi.

How can I help you guys?

Wait, you were the kids from the bowling alley, right?

Don't you go to Winter Garden High?

We do.

I sit behind you in physics and pre-Cal.

And last Tuesday you borrowed my Starfish pencil.

Yeah, I think I still have that pencil.

I know.

I was too intimidated to ask for it back,

so I decided never to speak of it ever again.

Oh.

Well, I'm sorry.

Spence, the show.

I gotta go.

See, I told you he could run fine.

What's going on?

I know that we don't know each other,

but Spence mentioned that you both watch Balloon Shop

and that you might happen

to know the guy that runs the show.

He watches Ballon Shop too.

I thought I was the only one at school who watched it.

Really? - Yeah.

I wish he would've said something.

But anyway, my older brother runs it.

Why?

I know that this is a long shot,

but I really like, really need to get into this competition.

Is there any way that you could talk to him?

Yeah. I don't see why not.

Lee had to start getting kind of serious

after what happened two years ago,

but I'm sure it's fine.

What's your name?

Max.

Wait, what's your team name?

Team name? - For pickleball.

What's your name?

Oh yeah, of course.

It's the Pickleballers.

It's the Pickleballers.

Solid. Yeah.

Pretty simple.

I'll tell him to add your name to the list.

Oh, and tell your friend

to come talk to me about the show, okay.

Okay.

I guess we're in.

Are you sure this guy is any good, Spence?

Absolutely.

It says he's the best friend on his website.

Like he says he's the best or other people have said it?

Why aren't you worried about the fact

you don't have a partner for a team competition

for a sport you don't know how to play.

Now stop worrying about the trainer.

I don't think this is a good idea, Max.

65,000 people have gone to the ER

with pickleball related injuries just this year.

Jesus. Is pickleball like an extreme sport or something?

Knowingly,

what he's done on Ballon Shop,

I wouldn't be surprised.

Ola Compadres.

You three must be today's trainees.

My name is Pickleball Pete,

and I'm the best pickleball coach this side of the highway.

I can see that

I'm gonna have you guys dinking

and doing Bernie's

faster than you can say Pickleball Pete.

It's actually illegal to drink and drive Mr. Pickleball.

It's not illegal to pickleball yet.

I'm just kidding guys. Let's go.

Okay, let's go.

We're gonna do Bernies, guys.

Come on.

Pickleball looks a lot like tennis.

That is tennis dummy.

The real games over there.

What did I tell you?

Sport of kings and queens too, of course.

Come on.

Yes.

Now, that's an awesome looking sport.

I don't understand what this

has to do with drinking and driving,

but seems safe enough.

I don't know what I was expecting,

but it definitely was not this.

♪ There's a girl in the room with no clothes on ♪

♪ She can be cooler, out of her mind ♪

♪ Give that girl a kiss and have a good time ♪

♪ Come here and rock and roll and have a big smile ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

So what I was beginning to realize,

regardless of Pickleball Pete's

completely useless instruction

is that pickleball seems a lot like tennis.

You can't handle this.

You turn Max.

And I played tennis for eight years.

Just like I showed you.

Holy,

It was so much fun.

If I had known pickleball was that much fun,

I would've started playing a couple years ago.

Could've been a pro by now.

Can't be a pro after only a couple years, Spence.

You don't know that.

Spence, what even is Balloon Shop?

Oh, it's great.

It's this online game show

that has like this crazy host and stuff.

Anyway, they do these insane competitions.

I had no idea that everything happens right here

until I overheard Veronica

talking about how her brother runs the show.

Why'd you run away from her house, by the way?

I didn't.

I just forgot I had a doctor's appointment, guys.

Telling the truth is always easier.

Fine. Okay.

I don't actually know Veronica,

just,

she's just pretty, okay,

and she's cool and she's funny and and fun

and everything that would make her not like me.

So, I don't know.

I just pretended we were friends.

I don't know, Spence.

I think you're pretty funny

And you're gonna be professional pickleball players soon.

That'll make you pretty cool.

Guess I am kind of funny.

Oh, I have to show you an episode of Balloon Shop.

Here.

No idea what you're missing out on.

What's up, guys?

It's your boy, Lee here,

and welcome back to Ballon Shop.

Not in my house.

Come on, baby.

Oh pow.

Anyway, it's time to talk about

this month's big competition.

How big we talking?

Not today.

Pow.

$25,000 kind of big baby.

Now we've done some extreme competitions in the past.

Bowl wrestling, Ninja Star Dutch ball,

hell, we even played Russian Roulette,

but we haven't done anything like this.

This month, we are going real extreme.

This month we are going crazy.

Oh no, baby.

Ooh.

Boo.

This month we are playing pickleball.

32 teams all fighting for the day

for the big cash prize.

Matches start in two weeks,

so you better tune in.

Oh, absolutely not.

Hold this.

I think Lee might be psychedelic.

I think the words you're looking for is psychotic.

He's hilarious.

Anyway, it looks like the match is starting like two weeks.

So, - What?

Yeah.

You should probably find a partner fast.

Well, well, well.

It isn't my favorite little degenerates.

Hey, Mr. Kenny.

How are we doing this fine, sunny day?

Well, max was just deciding

how she's gonna find a pickleball partner

so that she doesn't have to sell her house.

Wow. Okay.

What?

Mr. Summers is charging me $25,000 for the coffee shop.

So I'm entering in a pickleball tournament

to try and stop Sabrina from selling the house

in order to pay him off.

Wow.

Okay.

What?

Oh, we could just go to the rec center.

They have a weekly pickleball club there every Monday.

I bet you could find a partner there.

That's actually not a bad idea, Spence.

Later. Kenny. - Bye, Mr. Kenny.

Just...

Sure, everything's fine.

You like, but I heard someone said it was like a,

It's beautiful.

Yes.

It's like a pickleball sanctuary.

Hey, Max.

Hi.

You work here too?

Oh, you know how it is.

So how many?

There's a three of us.

I can't play Max.

If I use a rental paddle

and it hasn't been cleaned properly,

I could contract Balamuthia Encephalitis.

Is that even a thing?

Oh, it's so terrible.

98% mortality rate.

Fine. Just two.

Oh, whoo.

And this stupid elbow.

I think I got pickleball elbow from our session earlier.

I don't know. - Are you serious?

Fine. Just me.

So,

so you don't have a partner then?

Clearly.

Okay, so you're gonna be over on Court 10,

right over there.

Are you kidding me?

I can't play with Creepy Steve.

I know,

but he's the only one without a partner right now.

You suck.

I know.

Hey, maybe creepy Steve can help with the competition.

Thanks, Spence.

Hey, the kid at the counter said that I'm your partner.

Well, isn't today my lucky day?

Finally.

You ready to play a what?

I don't know.

We might be a little bit too distracted

If you say that again,

I'm gonna lodge this paddle into your trachea.

Oh my.

You don't have to threaten me with a good time.

Listen for the sounds.

What sounds? - The sounds of the paddles.

Here. Play with that.

You're doing great.

Okay.

I should define someone who's really, really good.

Hello, sweet cheeks.

I know that I'm beautiful,

but we can daydream together another time.

Besides Creepy Steve sparking my gag reflex,

I was starting to get afraid that

this might not actually work.

It's our serve.

Hello. It's our serve.

Nobody here seemed to really know how to.

Oh hell no.

That absolutely evil bitch.

Rachel Summers.

It's our serve.

It's our serve, man.

For someone who's supposed to be really good,

you sure spent a lot of time on the ground.

Leave her alone, Rachel.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I had no idea you were so active in the community, Maxine.

I guess that makes up for how actively

everyone knows you're a bitch, Rachel.

Oh no.

You know, I really thought

after the hole you dug yourself into,

you'd have learned your place by now.

What place would that be?

How about soon to be convict

unless she sells the house to me?

Does that sound right?

You're not getting the house.

Oh, I am.

And do you know what else, Maxine?

When I do,

I'll make sure my dog shits

all over whatever room is your dad's.

Let's go.

Come on. Come on,

Mother of God.

Yeah, keep going.

Hey, can you have your dad pick you up?

You guys are so freaking cool.

My name's Lexi, by the way.

I'm Max and this is Charlotte and that's Spence.

Thank you guys for saving me back there.

Rachel's, she can be such a, - Yep.

I guess everyone kind of has to deal with her.

You could say that.

Hey, why does she have it out for you anyway?

We actually used to be friends, believe it or not.

But ever since she got into pickleball, all that changed.

Why?

She just can't have anybody

be better at her than anything.

And I mean, I've won a couple competitions, so.

I know that we don't know each other

but would you wanna be my partner

for a pickleball competition

so I don't have to sell my house to Rachel?

I feel like I'm missing something here.

I need to win a pickleball competition

so I can use the cash prize to save my house.

But I need a partner in order to do it,

and I want it to be you.

You don't even know me.

I already know that I like you.

And plus you don't like Rachel, which is a bonus.

I mean, I want to.

I really do.

I mean, she's made my life hell this past year,

but I'm kind of scared of her.

So help me beat her

because if I win, then you win too.

Sure. I'll do it.

Yes.

To beating Rachel's stupid face.

Yeah. - Yeah.

What the hell?

What the hell, dude. - Hold on. Hold on.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

Okay.

Well, have a good day then.

Well, hold on now.

I didn't walk over here for nothing.

Oh no.

Are we about to be kidnapped?

My parents warned me about this.

Okay.

Now, maybe we can try doing a fresh start, okay.

My name is a Ehhh,

Ehhh.

No, no, no.

It's, Ehhhde.

So just Ed.

No, no.

E-H-H-H-D-E.

Now, I saw what you did over there with that pickleball

and I overheard your conversation

and I believe I can help.

So just to confirm,

we are not being kidnapped?

No, ma'am. No.

You need someone to teach you how to play pickleball,

and I'm the guy to do it.

Okay, Ehhhde. We're gonna go.

Thank you so much for not kidnapping us.

You're welcome.

Wait.

Now, hold on a minute.

No. Hold on.

Just wait a minute.

Ehhhde, can you please go find some other kids to stalk?

Let me prove it to you.

Streetlight.

Sandwich.

Paper boy.

Wow.

He's like a Jedi.

Okay, Ehhhde. You can help us win.

But I'm just calling you Ed with an E and a D

Deal.

Mr. Summer's office.

Pauline speaking.

Oh, hi Mr. Summers.

Okay. I'll send her right back.

Mr. Summers will see you now.

Pickleball is an ugly sport,

so if you wanna win, you can't be afraid to get dirty.

You gotta know it like the back of your hand.

Max, what is this section of court called?

Service box.

Wrong.

That's the kitchen.

Hey.

Max, show me your strong serve.

Jesus.

Max, what makes for a good dink?

I don't know. Vodka?

Wrong.

You ain't playing tennis no more Maxy, no.

Today you gonna learn how to play a real sport.

Come on.

I don't think this was a good idea.

Seems that way.

You okay down there, Spence?

Two.

The ball must land in front of your opponent

for your drop to be effective.

♪ Almost playing around ♪

♪ Gonna hand that, pick that being around ♪

♪ And I just hope to see ♪

Hey, why didn't I get any hockey pads?

I don't think he likes you.

Fire.

Let's go today.

Oh.

Ah. Geez.

Okay.

Oh. oh.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Your opponent's shots can't scare you

if you're not afraid of a fastball.

So what's with the kids?

They're here for you, princess.

Ah. - Damn it, Ed.

Wrong.

You're doing great guys.

He really doesn't seem like he should be around children.

Say hello to my little friends.

Again.

Better.

Oh.

Go ahead.

Better.

Let go of the fear, Lexi.

It's just a baseball.

Yeah.

Just a baseball. Yeah.

Okay.

Traveling at 55 miles an hour.

Goddamn.

Ooh. Hey.

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh, you are gorgeous.

Yes.

Ah.

You kids been doing real good this week.

Ed, where'd you learn to play pickleball?

Vietnam.

Vietnam?

Oh my god.

Vietnam.

Not gonna elaborate, are ya?

Nope.

See, I told you,

they're gonna try and win that competition

so they don't have to pay you.

That sneaky whore.

Guess I'll just have to do something about it.

I don't know.

They look pretty good.

Shut up, Amber.

Besides, I've got something Max could never compete with.

What's that?

Big boobs?

That's me, right?

This was so good.

Wow, right?

It was really nice of Ed to buy us all this pizza.

I know.

Where is he, by the way?

Oh, he's in the room with the pinball machine.

Damn it.

I'll take a hammer to your insides.

He should really not be around children.

Hey losers.

Enjoying your pizza?

Well, we were before you showed up.

Ah, Maxine.

No need to be so rude.

I just wanted to wish you guys good luck in the tournament.

What are you talking about?

Oh, don't play dumb, silly.

We're all friends here, right?

I just wanted to say good luck.

Oh, and introduce you to my partner,

five time US Open Pickleball champion, Anna Kovalova.

Did you actually have to buy a partner

for a pickleball tournament?

That's kind of sad even for you.

Shut up.

You know, you better start packing, Maxine,

'cause I'm gonna make sure you lose a whole lot more than

this stupid tournament.

Ta-ta, losers.

Why doesn't it taste that good anymore.

I freaking hate Pinball.

Me too, Ed.

Me too.

What are doing here?

Hey.

Sorry to just drop by like this.

I know, creepy.

But I did recently learn that my sister, Veronica,

added your team into the competition,

which is totally awesome, by the way.

I absolutely love when my little sister just

meddles with something that isn't hers.

Anyway,

what she failed to inform you of

was the fee for entering the tournament.

The fee? - Yes.

Okay. Well what is it? - $5,000.

What?

Who has $5,000 just laying around

for a pickleball tournament?

I get it.

Nobody likes surprises but I'm gonna need that money

or your team is out of the competition.

Are you serious?

I am really, really sorry.

But if I don't have that money by tomorrow,

your team is disqualified.

How do you know where I live?

Not the to worry about.

Max,

can we talk a minute?

Not today. - Please.

Needs to be today.

What Sabrina?

Can we sit down or something?

What?

So I went to the bank today

to talk about the settlement or alone or anything really

to get us out of this situation.

But they basically told me to piss off.

So I know you're gonna be upset about this,

but I went to Mr. Summers to talk about the house.

What the hell, Sabrina?

Max, there wasn't another option.

I'm not letting you go to jail

and I don't have money to pay the fines.

How could you?

I am not doing this, Max.

I'm trying to protect you.

It's not your house to sell.

I know you miss him,

but this is the only option.

I am giving them a $5,000 deposit tomorrow

and that will buy us some time to get through the paperwork.

I'm sorry.

No you're not.

♪ I know I'll be ♪

♪ Seeing you ♪

I promise you,

no one will take this house away from us.

Hello?

Oh hey. It's you.

Max, right?

I need to speak with Lee. - Okay.

Lee, get in here. - Geez.

He'll be right with you.

I'm up.

It's 7:30 in the morning.

I have your money.

Why didn't you say so, girl.

Here. Hold that.

Looks like we're all squared up.

I thought you didn't have the money.

Things change.

You can say that again.

You know, I don't know what you're saying.

English.

No, I have not been playing Duolingo.

God, she can be such a pain.

How are you guys related again?

They adopted me a few years ago.

But you're like 37.

Yes. And?

Just didn't know they could do that.

Well, now you do.

I'll see you later.

So you stole your sister's money.

She has no right to sell the house.

I don't know how the rules work officially,

but I think you might go to hell for that.

It does put a little bit of extra pressure

on you to win this tournament.

I'll be fine. Come on.

We have to go meet Lexi.

Hey.

You know how kids love their surprises?

We're here.

I told the I'd be able to help, so.

I'm starting to think I don't understand

what being kidnapped is.

Girl, you are not being kidnapped.

We just weren't allowed to let anybody

know where we were going.

The Cambria hotel owners were very specific about that.

We're at the Cambria Hotel?

Oh crap.

I wasn't supposed to say anything.

Lee's gonna be so pissed.

Please pretend like you didn't hear anything.

Anything for you, Veronica.

Wow. That is so nice of you.

Okay, get ready quick.

You can follow the direction of the card

and everything should be starting pretty soon.

So, go Pickleballers.

Now. Now. - Yeah.

Wow, Spence, you were like a little Casanova.

Really?

Oh, thank God.

Max,

look at this.

Pickleballers.

Oh yes

Guys,

let's go win this thing.

Hell yeah.

Somehow, I knew this is exactly

what Lee would do with pickleball.

What's up guys? It's your boy, Lee, here.

And welcome back to Balloon Shop.

I just checked the numbers before we were coming out

and we're in an all time high

with 1 million of you dirty freaks

live streaming this epic

no-holds bar pickleball competition.

This might very well be the most intense

competition we've ever held.

This is gonna be badder

than last year's hand grenade tennis,

if you know what I mean?

32 teams all fighting for the cash prize

in the title of pickleball royalty.

And I'm not about wasting time.

So let's get this moving.

The first match starts right now and I've got team

Keep 'Em Out The Kitchen versus the Pickleballers.

So if you ate one of those teams,

then you have gots to go.

Only competitors are allowed inside until the final match.

Let's go.

Boo yeah.

Hi. It's so nice to meet you.

Shut your pile hole, loser.

Wow. Okay.

Was not expecting that.

Who's playing for serve?

I can.

All right, captains, step forward.

So is this like a coin toss kind of thing?

What are you talking about?

It's always rock, paper, scissors.

Right?

And then we'll play hopscotch after, right?

You are being serious.

Hands up.

On the count of shoot.

One, two, three, shoot.

Pickleballers.

Maybe next time, champ.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, what? - What are you doing?

Mom said I could come. - Ah.

I didn't sign off on this.

Mom said I could come.

Stop embarrassing me.

I don't...

Oh.

Whoa.

Are you kidding me?

Oh.

I am fairly certain this woman is not human.

But she is human.

Shut up.

Shut it, shut it, shut it.

Oh.

Pickleballers win.

Pickleballers take the W.

One match down.

15 more to go.

Sit down.

Love it.

Of course, of course.

Okay, big guy. Talk soon.

Apologize for the wait.

But you know how it is.

Of course.

So why don't we just

shoot the canary in the coal mine here.

I'm assuming you're here with my money.

Yeah.

I've got it right here.

Let's not make it a game show, princess.

You know, Beanie,

you've really filled out over the last few years.

Am I some kind of clown to you, Ms. Dangerfield?

Excuse me.

Am I supposed to ride around my office

on a little tricycle?

Do I have a big red nose?

Do you go "Squeak, squeak," huh?

I don't understand.

Take your stupid cartoon money and get outta my office.

Goddamn it. Max.

Miss Sabrina, you got two days.

Oh, dear.

These girls may be calling themselves Pink Dream,

but they are an absolute nightmare

if you're up against them.

Rachel Summers acting as team captain

but Anna Kovalova seems like the type of girl

you might go to therapy over.

Damn. They're good.

Of course.

It's easy to be good when you can buy

a professional athlete as your partner.

Go.

Best of luck, bitches.

I hope you choke, Rachel.

I think someone may need to find Rachel's father.

I wonder when we're gonna find yours.

Well, come on now, Max.

I taught you better than that.

Ed.

How'd you know we were here?

Oh, well, when you two didn't show up

for the final lesson,

I assumed you're either abducted

by the Chinese government

or enrolled into an internet pickleball tournament.

Those are obviously the two most likely options.

I'm so excited you're here, Ed.

Thank you, strange girl.

I was just stopping by to wish y'all luck

in this overwhelmingly questionable tournament.

Thank you, Ed.

We really appreciate it.

I mean, it'll be nice have,

it'll be nice having you here to root us on.

No, I'm sorry.

I can't stay here to do that.

Isn't that what you just said you're doing?

No, no.

I said that I was just stopping by

to give you my support before moving on.

Moving on to where?

Well, wherever the wind takes me, you know

I'm faded to wander the earth

in search of those helpless souls

in need of pickleball guidance

in order to save their homes from financial turmoil.

Does that happen often, Ed?

Oh, come on.

I'll see you on the other side.

What the hell?

The other side of what?

What's this?

What the hell are you doing, Max?

Ooh.

Although these girls have put on quite the show,

something's telling me they're about to get

drop ticked out of here.

Let's put a pole up on the feed, Tommy.

Who thinks this is it?

Who's Tommy?

You saw him at Thanksgiving the other night.

No I didn't.

I thought you brought your girlfriend over.

Game on.

It seems like the Hulk

might not be able to get it up after all.

Womp, womp.

Time.

Time.

Pickleballers are using a time out?

You need to let this shit go.

Shut up.

You shut up.

You always let your emotions take over

instead of just stop and thinking for a second.

They're taking advantage of you.

Stop being angry and focus on the shot.

I really want to beat Rachel,

but I can't do that unless you learn to control this.

Well,

it seems like Lady Hulk has found her Viagra.

Ah, that wasn't funny the first time you said it.

Shut up.

All right.

Now we're just being a show off.

Pickleballers win.

I love you guys.

I love you too, random guys.

Oh yeah.

Max Dangerfield and Lexi Adler is like,

I got Batman and Superman

over here with pickleball paddles.

How the hell did you two take that win?

It was honestly, all thanks to Lexi.

Oh, so modest.

Lexi, tell everyone streaming about that timeout,

which by the way does not exist in the rules here anymore.

What were you thinking?

Invigorating.

Now let's talk about that dragon ball.

Who the hell does she think she is?

They honestly played really well.

You know, I don't remember asking for your opinion.

I'm paying you to play not talk.

You know, someone needs to remind

little miss hotshot of her place

and I think I've got just the idea.

Did you even look inside the box?

No. Why would we?

It's from Ed. Look inside.

Well, this is it.

We are going to take a break.

But remember 10 o'clock sharp,

the big game, the final match,

the whole enchafreakinlada will be live again.

Don't be that dweeb on Reddit later

trying to find a link

'cause it won't exist.

10 o'clock. Be there.

This is insane.

We might actually be able to do this.

I feel like we should cheers

with champagne instead of water.

Don't worry, Charlotte.

I spiked yours.

What were you thinking?

I could become an alcoholic.

Alcoholism leads to like 140,000 deaths per year, Spencer.

Don't worry, Charlotte.

I'm sure you'll beat those odds.

Congratulations on the big win Max.

Leave us alone, Dylan.

Calm down, tough guy.

You're not the one that gets angry.

It's little Miss Maxy over here, isn't it?

Just ignore him.

What do you want Dillard?

Nothing.

Like I said, just wanted to congratulate you both

on your big win.

Well, your message has been received.

So now buzz off.

Oh, easy on the hostility.

Look, I'm not the one out of the two of us

with a criminal record.

Max.

I guess it makes sense that it runs in the family.

Are you sure you wanna go there, Dillard?

He's doing this on purpose.

It's just like the match.

He wants you to take the bait. Don't.

Please just ignore him, Max.

Nah.

You can't ignore me, Max.

Let's face it,

you love to get angry.

There it is.

It's not your fault though.

No.

You see, most drug dealers are also abusers.

Runs in your family.

You poor, poor thing.

Lexi was right.

She was absolutely right.

I should have ignored him, but I sure as hell didn't.

And as anyone would've expected,

I fell right into their stupid plan.

She was like a wild animal.

Honestly, I'm scared to still be this close to her.

Sorry, you got arrested, Max.

It's okay, Charlotte.

How are you doing?

I'm fine, I guess. How is Lexi?

She's fine, I guess.

She's still pretty upset with you.

Just a minute.

Just a second, okay.

Just a second. Jesus.

You got 30 seconds.

Lexi. I'm sorry, okay.

You are not, Max,

because you don't know when to quit.

And it doesn't matter who you drag down with you,

whether it's me or your friends or your sister.

This game wasn't about you winning Max.

It was just as important to me.

But you don't care.

So.

Lexi.

Stay safe, Max.

I'm gonna be honest.

I felt like an absolute peace of in this moment.

I let everyone down.

I'm so peeved right now.

I could literally kill Rachel and Dylan so hard.

We need to break her out of jail.

We need to,

what?

We need to break her outta jail

and bring her back here so that she can win that game.

Break her out of jail?

I'm not speaking Spanish, Spence. Come on.

I get it. You're at the door.

What?

Sure. Come on in guys.

Hey, where did you get that van?

Miss Sabrina, we need your help.

Charlotte, it's just really not a good time.

But Max is in trouble.

What are you talking about?

She's a minor, Frank.

What the hell are you thinking?

Relax.

No, this comes from Mr. Summers.

She sits in the cell.

How the hell does Mr. Summers get that kind of say?

You got an issue, take it up with him.

I dunno what the hell's going on, Max,

but I'm getting you outta here.

So what you're saying is

Max learned to play pickleball so she could win a tournament

and now she got herself arrested for assaulting the same boy

who put her in this situation to begin with.

Yes.

And now you would like me to help break her out,

which is an even larger offense,

so she can win the tournament.

I'm so glad you followed.

I thought this was gonna be a lot harder to explain.

Do you two hear yourselves?

Charlotte, you are afraid of literally everything.

How do you plan to break into a police station?

I can't lose Max.

I need her. Nothing is more scary than that.

Max made her choice multiple times.

Look where that got her.

To be honest, Miss Sabrina,

you didn't really give her a choice.

What are you talking about?

This house is all she has left of your dad

and you were gonna sell it.

You didn't really try very hard to see it from her side.

And I know you need to be an adult right now,

but you're still her sister

and that's who she needs you to be

because she stood up to a bully,

the same bully who's been mean to Spencer and I for forever,

but we can't stand up for ourselves like she can.

She just wants to win so that she can save this.

And I think she can, if we give her a chance.

Hey.

Can I call you later?

What?

No, no.

Don't hang up.

They've got Max locked up here like a freaking criminal,

you know, all because of Mr. Summers

and his stupid donations.

I don't even care about this job, honestly.

I'm getting her out.

Let us help you. - What?

Just come by the house.

So, what's the plan?

Okay.

Max is probably sitting at her jail cell,

alone and scared and thinking

she's never gonna see any of us ever again.

So here's how we're gonna break her

out of a high security prison and bring he home.

Just gonna butt in here real quick, Charlotte.

You do know Max isn't in a prison, right?

She's just being held at a police station.

What's the difference?

Well, one's a prison

and one's a police station.

So she's not locked up.

She is, but just in an overnight cell.

Like the ones they have in prison?

Yes. - But she's not in prison?

Yes.

So you could just let her out?

Yes and no. - So is it yes or is it no?

It's not that simple, Charlotte.

Kenny can let her out,

but nobody can see him do it.

So we need a distraction.

Someone who's loud and incessant.

Someone who's unafraid to be stupid.

Please help me.

Someone's trying to kidnap me.

I can't run any longer.

Who's trying to kidnap you?

Please. You need to help.

Get off the counter, please. - You need to. She's outside.

Okay. - Come on.

Leave me alone, devil woman.

Please. I don't wanna be your sex slave.

Devil. You bitch.

While we make a large commotion in the front,

that should let Officer Kenny sneak in and get Max.

Come on.

You too, sir. Come on.

All right. Thank you.

You too.

Have a good night.

Hey, I am the victim here. I am the victim.

What If there's more than

two people at the station,

If there is,

the only person it would be is Gary.

And Gary has a very easy solution.

Excuse me. Sir, I need some help.

Oh my God.

How may I help you, ma'am?

I'm trying to locate my kids

and I could really use a man's help.

Kids, huh?

This cannot be the only option.

It's the only option.

Now don't you worry, honey.

I'll hope you find your kids.

Thank God.

Yeah, there's two of them.

Two?

Two. - Two.

A boy and a girl.

I love them.

They're, you know my life.

Hey, we...

Someone's trying to kidnap me.

Hi, mom.

There you're, oh look. Thank you.

This strong man just helped us find you.

Let's go.

I've been looking for you everywhere.

Let's go to the car, okay.

Okay. - All right.

Yeah, mom. - Bye. Thank you.

Okay, the van's outside.

Go, go, go.

Let's go to the car.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Did it work?

You guys are freaking amazing.

Time to go, kid.

You got a tournament to win.

♪ Now this is what we call ♪

♪ Now this is what we call ♪

♪ Now this is what we call ♪

Woo.

♪ Now this is what we call ♪

Oh my God. Woo.

This is it people, the big moment,

the moment of truth, the moment of destiny.

The moment of pickleball.

30 teams have been eliminated.

This is the moment of pickleball.

Place your bets.

Woo.

I need both captains to meet me for a pregame chitchat.

Where the hell is your partner?

She's not gonna make it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you mean, she's not gonna make it.

Oh my gosh.

You didn't hear?

Max got arrested after that last match?

Something about doing drugs in the lobby, I think.

Shut up, Rachel.

You know that's not what happened.

I can't stream a freaking forfeit as my final match.

Why don't you tell that to her?

She's the one that got my partner arrested.

I would never do something like that.

But if they can't play, I guess you're right,

we would win by a forfeit. - Huh?

Don't you have anyone else that can play with you?

Yeah, Lee, let me just pull partner outta my ass.

No, I didn't come with any backup players.

Shit.

Shit.

I'm gonna lose so many followers because of this.

Go.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

So.

I know we were all amped for the big,

I hope you got those bets in early

'cause we have a new champion to reveal.

Who the hell is that chick?

9:59. We did it.

It's all thanks to you, Charlotte.

You know I couldn't lose you, Max.

Now go kick her butt.

You're the best.

Oh, thank God.

Yes.

Wait, wait, wait.

No guys. - Yeah.

Hi, guys.

Only competitors are allowed inside though.

Put your hand down.

Veronica, no. - Listen.

What are you doing?

Mom said, "You have to be nice to guests," okay.

And that's what I'm doing.

What is happening? - Guys, come on. Don't be shy.

Come on. Come on. - No.

I love your outfit. It's so cute.

Come on. - Thank you.

Go ahead and sit down right here.

You can actually sit down next to me.

Oh, who cares about that?

Veronica. - You can sit next to me.

Scoot over.

Hey guys, it's Veronica Chin.

Now with my new best friends. - I'm gonna take a break.

Go ahead and introduce yourself, you guys.

Hi there.

Do you need a chair?

I'll get you a chair. Hold on.

You just don't know when to quit, do you?

You lying to get me arrested

doesn't really motivate me to not wanna kick your ass.

Whatever.

When I beat you here,

at least you'll know what your jail cell feels like.

Do I even wanna know how you got here?

Probably not.

I'm really sorry for what I said.

It was way over the top.

No, I wanted to apologize to you.

I should have listened to you the whole time.

It's just,

it's always been easier to just let,

let it take over and I'm sorry, okay.

You help me beat her, we call it even.

Deal.

Captains, step forward.

♪ Lets rob a bank ♪

♪ Six, sept, huit ♪

All right, ladies.

You know what to do.

Are we ready? - Yes.

Just do it

On the count of shoot.

One, two, three, shoot.

Again.

One, two, three, shoot.

Again.

One, two, three, shoot.

Pickleballers.

Enjoy your little victory, Maxine.

It'll be short-lived.

Dude.

Yes. I freaking love the Pickleballers.

♪ I've been wondering why it's happened to you now ♪

♪ Am I the only one who's struggling to move on ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Guess, I felt that this was meant to last ♪

♪ Now I wish I was still living in the past ♪

Ooh. Yes.

♪ Yeah ♪

Pink Dreams, point.

♪ Never felt so damn frustrated ♪

Pink Dreams, point.

♪ You're just wasting my time ♪

♪ All the feelings that I dread ♪

♪ And it's ringing in my head ♪

♪ Can't believe the words you said ♪

♪ Now they're ringing in my head ♪

Let's see what you really got, Rachel.

♪ Somebody save me ♪

♪ Now we're hanging by a thread ♪

♪ And it's ringing in my head ♪

Point.

Are you joking?

That wasn't even close to being in.

You can't be serious.

Is there someone else here that can do your job?

♪ All your friends are now my enemies ♪

Let's give you another one of those

♪ Now we're hanging by a thread ♪

♪ It keeps on ringing in my head ♪

They did it.

Pickleball is the best sport ever.

I don't need your help.

Maybe try carrying your weight instead.

Babe, what are you doing?

Are you really gonna let them win?

Do something about her.

Oh.

Max.

I'm fine.

It's just my ankle.

Oh.

That was really bad.

Hey, are you okay to play?

Yeah. Fine.

Just need a second.

Max, you can't play.

I have to Sabrina.

Rachel needs to trip into a sewage drain

filled with hungry, giant alligators.

Charlotte.

Rachel's losing. What do we expect?

Okay.

What are we doing here, ladies?

This game needs to be rescheduled.

Who are you? - Her sister.

Well, although you are strikingly beautiful,

absolutely freaking not.

This match is starting up right now.

Play, forfeit, but whatever you are doing,

we are doing it now.

All right. All right.

The Pickleballers have got the lead,

but they've had a bit of a stumble.

So Max, what's the call?

Are you in or are you out?

I'm in.

Huh?

That's the chick I arrested.

I'm so relieved to hear you're okay.

At least now I won't have to feel bad about beating you.

Hey, are you sure you can do this?

Might as well go out swinging, right.

Score is four, serving five.

Pink Dreams to serve.

This will be too easy.

What's wrong? Lose your footing, Max.

Oh, relax.

It's just pickleball.

One, two, three.

There we go.

Come on, compadres.

You can do it.

Let's go. All right.

I see that.

Max,

it's not your fault.

Hey, you can do this.

But you know where to play.

Just have to wait for the right moment.

Besides if I know Rachel,

she's gonna screw it up eventually anyways.

Right? - Okay.

Let's do this.

Please be the one.

Please, please, please.

In case you haven't noticed the cripple's the easy target.

Hit it to the girl that can't move

so that I can win and we can go home.

It's why you were hired.

It's not that complicated.

Back up.

Hey.

Get outta your head.

I'm sorry.

After everything we've done,

I'm still gonna let you down.

Max, you broke outta prison to be here.

It doesn't matter if we win or lose.

I always got your back, pickleball or not?

Screw this.

Pickleballer's point.

Yes. We're back.

We're back.

What the hell was that?

I'm sorry, it slipped.

You can do this.

Are you kidding me?

Tons of back spin. Sorry.

You incompetent little slut. You're fired.

And you know what? You can absolutely forget getting paid.

I'll finish the stupid game myself.

Ma'am, you can't play without another player.

You need to blow your stupid little whistle

and start this game again.

Oh, no, no, no. You are not gonna play this.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Jesus, if she wants to play alone, let her play alone, okay.

At this point, it will get us more views.

Hey Max, beat her ass.

Pickleballers win.

That was insane.

Pickleballers, hands down,

the best sport on the planet.

I feel like I might explode.

Congratulations to the Pickleballers.

Here is your big prize.

All right.

Veronica, can you sign us off?

Really?

All right, folks.

That's it.

That's all she wrote.

Pickleballers are Balloon Shop's new winners.

Have a good night.

We did it.

I'm so proud of you.

Dad would be so proud of you.

I'm so happy and would love to celebrate.

But the music's really loud in here,

so could we maybe celebrate somewhere else?

Oh my God.

You did it. You did it.

I'm so excited for you two,

So, Charlotte tells me that you single handedly

broke Max out of the police station.

Is that true?

Ah, no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's true.

Oh my God.

You're like the coolest guy ever. Come on.

Come on. - Okay.

Can we go bowling tomorrow?

I thought you were afraid of pin setter machines.

They don't seem so bad anymore.

I need to pee.

Pickleball is the greatest sport ever.

You can say that again, kiddo.

Ed?

I thought we'd never see you again.

No.

I said I'd see on the other side.

I think he has a warrant. - True.

I'll call it in.

No, I should really,

I need to call that in, actually.

So the day was saved.

I had no idea what I was getting into

with what I thought was a simple pickleball tournament.

But I guess with pickleball, you never can.

♪ And If you want somebody to love ♪

♪ Remember that you will receive as much as you give ♪

♪ When the world is letting you down ♪

♪ You know that I will always be by your side ♪

♪ And if you want somebody to love ♪

♪ Remember that you will receive as much as you give ♪

♪ When the world is letting you down ♪

♪ You know that I will always be by your side ♪

I don't care if you got the money.

Not no more.

I'm taking this house.

It's collateral for what you did to my daughter,

my kind, innocent daughter.

Sounds to me like you're

making a bad decision there, friend.

Sweet Sasquatch. Who the hell are you?

Oh, just a guy, you know.

Guy that people hire to make their problems go away.

Yeah.

Well I got to,

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Let me tell you, let me ask you something.

Do you like the idea of shitting out your own insides?

No.

No. - I don't.

Oh, don't like that idea. - Oh good.

Then what I would suggest to you

is to leave these nice people alone forever.

Yeah. Okay. - Oh.

Good.

Someone call 911.

Someone call 911.

Pleasure doing business.

Spence.

Yeah.

Did you hire a hitman?

Yeah.

He's looking for experience?

He seems nice.

♪ Is this some kind of miracle we didn't see ♪

♪ Even if we're apart we're getting burned by this ♪

♪ First degree ♪

♪ Getting close but I'm still stuck in the underground ♪

♪ I can't help but falling into ♪

♪ Settle in ♪

♪ Settle down ♪

♪ I can tell by the look in your eyes ♪

♪ You're not ready to go ♪

♪ I am lost with my head in the clouds ♪

♪ So I don't really know ♪

♪ Standing by the edge not looking down ♪

♪ 'Cause I want you to know ♪

♪ Waiting for the interstellar light ♪

♪ I don't need a reason to show ♪

♪ I know it's all about you and I ♪

♪ And the things we know ♪

♪ We will keep on falling down ♪

♪ But I won't let go ♪

♪ Is this some kind of miracle we didn't see ♪

♪ Even if we're apart we're getting burned by this ♪

♪ First Degree ♪

♪ Getting close but I'm still stuck in the underground ♪

♪ I can't help but falling into ♪

♪ Settle in ♪

Hey Rachel.

What?

We only get one of these so we'll use it now.

Fuck you, Rachel.

Whatever.

This movie sucks anyway. - Cut.