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With the king, our lord

Don Luis I, may God preserve!

What are you doing?

"The time has come to accept reality."

"What did you send to a bastard?"

"I wish him the best of luck."

It is the king who holds the power.

No. The king displays it, the queen exercises it.

This country has very powerful enemies.

What will they do when they find out that their king sees invisible toads?

Ah!

Did something happen with mom that... that I don't know about...?

Wait for your wife.

Every day that passes without you producing an heir

to this crown, I will make your life a living hell.

Think about that the next time you open your legs.

This is a marriage, sanctified by the

hand of God and it will be consummated.

To consummate it you have to know.

I'm so sorry for what you're going through.

I was born inside this palace.

I know how heavy its walls are.

Luisa, I love you.

Now we are together.

We are the kings of Spain.

Both.

Ah!

Oh!

Further up.

That's not it.

You have... You have to put it in.

Luis, you haven't put it in.

Ah!

I've been incredible.

"My beloved

father, I am now a man."

"The queen and I consummate our marriage."

"I finally understood what poets

have been writing about for centuries."

"Each act was more voluptuous than the last."

See you tonight.

Beautiful!

"First, I got on top of her, then

I convulsed strangely, being

careful not to bite my tongue,

and then I fell exhausted next to her."

"They were the most sublime ten seconds of my life."

"All without having to take off our

clothes or touch each other directly."

"Father, the arrival of an heir is imminent."

"PS: What should I do with my culottes?"

"Should I set it on fire or give it away to the plebs?"

"I, the king."

"Catholic Your Majesty, I am afraid you

have not yet consummated the marriage."

"Don't worry, the woman is a

scoundrel and sometimes it

takes time and effort to tame her."

"His own mother suffered an

attack of modesty on our wedding

night and it took us three days

to consummate, but it was worth it.

"I trust that he will end up

behaving as expected of a man, a Bourbon and a king of Spain.

" "I, the king.

" I'm still a virgin!

Holy shit!

Hello good. Hello.

Marquis of Cañete.

Was it today?

Your Majesty, we were waiting for you.

Hosts. - Did you wake up okay?

Well... - Rested?

Not much, because what had to happen has not happened.

I am afraid that your majesty presupposes an experience - which I lack.

- Your Majesty.

If you haven't even caressed the tip...

How are you? How are you doing?

You could have done a little bit of your part, couldn't you?

There was little he could do, my lord.

Everything happened so fast.

Ah! Ah!

What are you about?

That's how it makes me.

What are you laughing at?

Guards!

15 lashes in the Plaza de la Villa.

And 15 more in the Plaza Mayor.

No!

No, mercy! No!

Majesty.

"Talamorrear" serves only to engender...

You just said "talamorrear". - Yes, "talamorrear.

" I don't believe it. - It serves to generate an heir.

My only job is to spread my legs.

- Your Majesty. - You do the rest.

Majesty.

Majesty.

Good morning!

"Respect is not a right, respect is earned.

" Either it is imposed or it is stolen.

How do you think...

Have I managed to restore splendor

to this country of goat rapists?

Head high, ears open, tongue sharp.

And there... you hit with everything you

have, everything, truths, lies, rumors, everything.

Ma'am, there's a kid there with a letter waiting.

Come closer, damn.

Hey! I shit on God, come down.

Low!

To the left!

To the left!

There it is good.

Majesty. - Your Majesty.

Majesty. - Keep going.

- Philip! - Huh?

News from Luis? - Luis? No. No, no, better.

They haven't found snow, it comes sooner.

Who?

Oh, that.

That's the most important artist of all time.

And the most expensive.

I thought you wanted the best for your palace.

We have what we need.

Do you see that mountain?

It is like seeing the face of God, our Lord.

I'm freezing cold. - Huh?

Precious.

Come.

This government must be continuous.

The work of his majesty,

King Felipe, is unquestionable.

Your Majesty, without a doubt, you

will wish to continue along that

path so wisely marked by your father.

Yes.

- Oh! A king who is not... - I think...

and that it was not in its last period either.

Let us all recognize that like any good

Bourbon he sinned in excessive French.

I don't think that's a sin.

- It's not a virtue either. - Why aren't you clear?

You castizos lost privileges and now you intend to recover them.

We want Spain to continue being Spain.

For the first time in a long time this kingdom is united and at peace.

That is the merit of King Felipe.

But how dare you?

Oh!

What's happening? Do I have to call...?

High! - Scoundrel.

Your king was crazy.

I want to do new things.

- - Things? - Yes.

My father did a good job, there's no doubt about that.

But I have new ideas.

And what kind of ideas, Your Majesty?

I would like Spain to be a modern country.

May each member of the Spanish kingdom have food every day.

AND...

that they feel proud to be Spanish.

But not because we force them, nor does a treaty force them,

but because they say: "I am Spanish and I am happy."

More or less that.

And how do you intend to achieve that?

With...

Changes are always difficult to undertake.

And they cost money.

Well, but Spain is doing well.

No?

- Grimaldo said it. - No.

I have said that the kingdom is united and at peace,

not that he was prosperous.

It has been 13 years of war, Your Majesty.

The public treasury is very damaged. He needs to recover.

And how do you recover?

Spending more.

Spending more?

Spending more.

Now we have two kings, one here and one on the farm.

That costs money.

Not to mention the salary increase.

What salary increase?

Salary increase for secretaries, counselors and ministers.

And the clergy.

Votes in favor?

Approved.

Can someone open it for me?

Majesties, Carlo Maria Michelangelo

Nicola Broschi and Farinelli.

"Il Castrati".

My mother!

What a long trip.

I got so bored that I fucked the coachman.

Felipe V, my mother.

The man, the legend, the dead king, but alive.

The king without a crown, but

with a palace, French, but Spanish.

Felipe V, you are a genius.

I promise to sing the most beautiful arias for your honor, your majesty.

The one who likes music is my wife.

Oh, what does she like? Ah, divine!

Sweetheart, I have my little eyes up here.

You are sad. Your husband is sad.

Bitch.

Don't be sad, you have to live life, bitch.

I love life, Spain.

Are you under construction?

It's not finished. This is all land.

More impressive than Versailles.

- No. Yes? - Yes.

You know that they say about the queen

that in Paris she did not have a single suitor.

They told me the other day that he makes noises when he eats.

Yes it's true.

I was with her and I was a little like... poof!

What's happening? Is there no one here worthy of being queen?

What a mess.

They are waiting for her for a hearing.

- Please, your majesty. - Hello.

How are you doing? - Good morning.

Good morning. - How are you?

How well you live, eh?

- They are waiting for you. -Who cleaned this?

It's not dirty, it's the morning dew.

It's okay, I'll clean it up for you.

- Oh!

Ah!

You're looking at their asses, right? - I'm seeing his entire ass.

How are you?

I love what you do to your hair like this.

Know? It's kind of old, but it looks good on you.

Like according to your... style.

Take advantage.

Ah!

Have you seen what we have here? Phew!

You must urgently check on His Majesty, Your Majesty.

His Majesty has only cleaned some windows.

Among many, many other things.

For example, he was walking around in a "robe de chambre.

" You cannot walk around the palace in a "robe de chambre".

His Majesty likes the "robe de chambre".

"Robe de chambre.

" The "robe de chambre". "Robe de chambre.

" "Robe de chambre." Everyone likes the "robe de chambre".

I like it. Alberoni too, right?

The court speaks, your majesty.

The court always speaks.

The court always speaks.

They also spoke with the previous queen.

No one spoke of his former majesty.

Without a doubt you will not be comparing it either.

Leave us.

The "robe de chambre". - "Robe de chambre".

Is it expensive? I want to buy one for myself.

It's expensive.

God blessed that marriage.

There is nothing to fear.

Look at your father, King Philip.

He wouldn't have achieved anything if it hadn't been for his wife.

Luisa has nothing to do with the great Isabel de Farnese.

I'm not referring to your stepmother,

I'm referring to your mother.

Were you very close?

When your father the king left to wage war, your

mother and I stayed at the head of the government.

All the decisions he made, his way

of thinking, his way of proceeding,

were not typical of his age or his sex.

And the people?

Did he love her?

Excuse me, your majesty.

The people adored her.

Everyone loved her.

Not everyone except the cooks.

Because?

They couldn't find the point...

to onion soup.

Which was his favorite dish.

If you saw her cut the onion...

He liked hard logs.

Big, strong.

"The soup is chewed.

" It is chewed...

It was...

She was a revolutionary.

Your mother was a revolutionary.

Excuse me, your majesty.

Phew!

Oh!

My father soon forgot her.

There are two things without which Felipe de Borbón

is incapable of living,

one is a confessor, the other a woman.

The throne is comfortable, huh?

Yeah.

"My beloved father,

"I love married life."

How good everything is!

"The queen is settling into palace life."

"He's even made new friends."

with whom he shares confidences and games".

You're already messing with me.

Let's see, you have to take the game seriously, please, I'm asking you!

"Regarding the issue of consummation,

"I am aware of its importance as it is a matter of state."

Hey! Ah!

Ah! Let go, let go, let go!

"But you have nothing to worry about,

There is progress."

Come on,

Fuck me like a mare.

My God!

Is it the head of the heir?

How much hair. - It's me!

"There is progress, but it is not entirely fruitful."

"If you could give me some advice it would be a great help.

"Postscript: I talked about mom with

Alberoni, what an admirable woman."

"I would like to know so many things about her."

"I wish there was someone who could tell me."

"Let's see, Luis, son, you have

to put an end to this immediately."

"Have you tried involving the queen?"

"That will bring you even closer and will

make her finally succumb to your charms."

"His majesty must remember that he is a Bourbon

and that is not learned, it is carried in the blood."

Do you want to come to the Council of State?

No.

You don't like kissing hands,

neither the bulls, nor the hunt,

neither...

nor "talamorrear".

No. Oh, how crazy to call it that, for God's sake.

I thought you might like to see

how important topics are addressed.

But do I paint something there?

I don't know if I paint it.

I always wanted to be king

to do things my way,

with my opinion.

But do you know what happens?

That now that I am...

no one pays attention to me.

Luis, all those people work for you.

Yes, but there are many.

It is what it is.

Come on, come on.

Yes, I'm going.

Oh really? - Yeah.

It's still fun.

And why have you changed your mind?

Well because you asked me.

You are the first to do it.

Good night.

Oh!

And take that wig off to sleep, for God's sake.

You have some pints!

Do it with me. Do it with me.

No, really.

Do it, don't be shy.

Look.

It's just that I haven't gotten used to the European diet.

I have been in China for a long time.

I shit his motherfucker.

"The provision of four

companies of the Spanish

and Walloon Guard, 200

more of the Halberdier

Guard, 15 Corps Guards, 70

servants, 8 grooms, 20

gardeners, five greyhound

dogs, two poodles, three

parakeets and a cockatoo are also approved.

" A cockatoo.

Do we really need all that?

It is not for your majesties, your majesty.

It is for the ancient kings.

My father was looking for peace and quiet.

All these things are unnecessary.

No, no, no, these are minimal expenses.

- Minimum expenses? - Little ones.

Minimum expenses...

"Transfer of water from the Fuente del Berro in Madrid

to the Royal Farm Site",

nothing more and nothing less than three million

five hundred ninety-five thousand

two hundred thirty-four maravedíes.

Your Majesty, it is an expense that is completely necessary.

As is well known, Segovia's water cannot be drunk.

Can't drink?

What happens to Segovia's water? - It's too much...

Alkaline.

Alkaline?

There are some belly issues there, Your Majesty.

"A chamber musician for their majesties,

135,000 reais".

A musician?

Your Majesty, it's not a musician, it's Farinelli.

- It's crazy. - By?

People are starving outside.

Out? In the yard?

No, Luis, in the kingdom.

How do you know?

I came by carriage from France

and it was crossing the border and seeing children playing with rats.

Your Majesty, I think we are mixing terms.

It is not our fault that

people live in poverty.

Oh, right?

And who has it?

The English?

Your Majesty, through my pastoral

office I am in permanent contact

with the miserable. - Hello! Hello!

But don't call them that.

The filth?

People. They are people. - People.

Poor people.

And I can assure you that they are

mostly happy in their filth and filth.

There is a poverty that is much worse, a

poverty that does not go away with soap.

That one costs more to remove.

It is poverty of spirit.

Poverty of spirit.

Poverty of spirit. - In spirit.

Well you know what?

That it's over.

It's all over.

The Badalona guard is over, the musician

"Fatuccini" is over, the cockatoos, the

cockatoos and everything to hell are over.

All!

I want to help my people, I want them to be prosperous.

And if for that I have to enact

a law that cuts the expenses of

the Royal House, so it will be.

Filthy lie.

What the hell are you going to care about the townspeople!

Sorry?

Your majesty has not left the palace since she was born.

We all know what he wants.

- - Do you know? - Of course.

He knows it.

He wants to consolidate his power, for

people to see him as king, even if he

has to cut back on his father's privileges.

And if for that you need to enact a

new law, you should know that my party...

will firmly support your wishes.

Yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Host!

Ah! - Oh!

Have I hurt him?

Sorry. - A bit. I do it and better.

No, no, no. - I don't mind.

No, I do it.

That I do it.

Your majesty, you take care of the people and I take care of your majesty.

That's how things work.

Besides, it seems to me that being a queen doesn't...

which is not easy at all, the truth is.

Not for me, of course.

But for Farnese it seems like she was great at it.

Well...

My mother told me some things...

From Farnese? - Yes, it was another...

It was another. He had to become strong.

And that's why she had better luck than

the previous queen, which was tremendous.

The Savoy. -What happened to Luis's mother?

But don't you know?

No, of course not.

Well that is...

Oh, sorry. No no. Sorry, no...

Which is gossip... - I love gossip.

Really, no.

Account.

It's very strong.

Okay, tell me, I won't tell anyone.

Really? - Really.

That?

Majesty. -Who does he think he is?

Hey? - Your son.

He has cut our expenses.

The palace is almost finished.

- - And? - We have everything, Isabel.

You. It even takes away Farinelli from me.

Oh yeah?

Is that okay with you?

Well... Well look, yes.

Because?

Because I don't trust him.

What do you mean?

What do you have under there?

Because there will be something.

And how does it work? - What difference does it make, Felipe!

He is a genius.

And it's separating us.

He calls me a bitch.

And since he's here we haven't fornicated.

But because I'm bored, Felipe.

I'm bored.

Do you know what it is like for a mind

like mine to be far from Madrid, from the court.

..? - Well, don't think about that.

Look, let's do something.

Do you remember that night in Sigüenza?

Take the oils, I'll ask the workers

for a pulley, a rope and tie my balls.

What do you want me to do, Isabel? Now the boy is king.

Very well, go. And in the process, notify the bishop.

I'm going to sin, do you hear me? I alone.

Only!

Savoy...

Savoy... Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Don't look, son.

Don't look.

Ah! Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

I have listened to Farinelli.

He is an angel.

What a shame we have to kick him out.

"In favor?"

Against?

The bill to reform the

financing of the Royal

Household and Council of State is revoked.

Are you crazy?

I am your king.

But you are not the only one, your majesty.

King and queen!

On the mountain retired, king and queen.

In the court already reigning those as always...

Dominants.

Spectacular.

But these, as always...

Dominated.

Bravo!

Lock her up! I don't want to see her again.

Ah!

Other! Other!

Other!