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So today on Jessa's Ocean Diary, we're here at the Olango Channel.

And I'm naming today's vlog the Green Sea Turtle Adventure because I just ran

into this guy right here.

Only 1% of these guys ever make it to adulthood.

I mean, this guy is fully grown.

Judging by his size, he could be 100 years old. Mr. Turtle, you're welcome to

join us on our dive today, but if you prefer to stay here on the beach and

hang out in the sun, I'm sure we'd all understand.

Wish me luck!

My name is Alex Walker.

I'm ex-DEA. I quit the agency because my friend and partner betrayed me. One of

my first assignments took me to an isolated beach right here on this

island. Sold what little I had and bought myself a gift shop.

Just peace, no stress, no drama.

Boy, was I wrong.

The third number is... 19.

19! That's 3 out of 5, man!

This is like hot showers forever on a yacht. For the fourth number, we have...

21.

Fifth and last number is coming up. Five, five. We already got three out of

five. Four out of five, man. No more ice showers like a freaking penguin. And the

last number is... 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11.

Two.

If you've won something, simply sign your ticket, then turn it in.

I swear they do that on purpose.

And from Washington, for the fifth week in a row,

Congress has failed to end the government shutdown.

Pension and disability payments continue to be delayed.

Dammit!

Breathing out, I am one with my breath.

Breathing in, I am one with my breath.

Breathing out, I am one with my breath.

Breathing in, I am grateful.

Breathing out, my money isn't everything.

And who says that? God! Glory!

Man, have you ever heard a knockin'? This is store.

You should put small bell over...

Listen, I know that I'm late on my utilities, okay? If you could just pay

for a couple more weeks. Alex, you have big check from government.

Plus, you have this store.

Why are you always broke, huh?

Where are your money? You have gambling problem?

I don't have a... Or girls? Or drugs? What happened to your welfare check?

First of all, it's not a welfare check. Well, I'm not welfare officer either.

This is not charity.

You pay your bills, or I will tow this building off property. You understand?

Toad, listen, the U.S. government is shut down, man. I just need, like, a

few... You have to Wednesday!

It's the...

Listen, listen, my wife's been missing for three days. I know something

terrible happened.

Please, sir, sir, please.

My wife's missing. Her name's Jessica. Okay, let's go.

You found the missing person's report. Let's go. Sir, we need your help, sir.

She's a great person. Let's go. Can't save everyone, Kai.

Kai.

I'll take it from here, officer.

Is that the case jacket?

I haven't heard from my wife in three days.

It's never happened in the ten years that we were together.

I know we're not important people, but if Richmond's wife, Arturo's wife,

disappeared, things would have been different, I'm sure.

No. We care about everyone on this island. Okay? Everyone.

Let me look into it and get back to you. Thank you.

God bless you.

Got a minute, sir?

Not now, Mendoza. I have somewhere I need to be.

The man who was shouting in the bullpen? You know how many missing person cases

we receive every week? Over 20. I was just looking at this.

The neighbors said the two were arguing the night before the wife disappeared.

That's not in the jacket.

You don't think we follow up on these things?

Well, why is he not a suspect?

Because they also saw her leave the next morning.

She's not missing. She's just mad.

Mendoza, don't make something out of nothing.

Aiko Campo, Mactan Chief of Police.

Well, always grateful to meet the men on the front line of safety and security.

It's an honor, sir.

Jerry Westwood, at your service. Oh, please, Mr. Westwood. No need to

introduce yourself.

We're big fans on this island.

Your show's been airing since I was in college.

Well, that's who I do it for. For the fans.

Have you met our director, Andre Adam?

Andre Adam.

Aiko Kampo. We appreciate the help your office has given us. Always a challenge

shooting in a new country. I wanted to personally bring you this filming

permit. We wanted to help make your shoot here as pleasant as possible.

Thank you. That's very thoughtful.

We're going to do great things here. Great things.

So when I heard that you were doing this documentary, TV series... Wreckage of

War. It will be...

Fantastic. When we're done, no one will forget the name of Andre Adam.

Wreckage of war, huh? Well, that's a very brilliant idea.

You know, there are more World War II shipwrecks in this area than anywhere in

the world. You may not know that my grandfather was in the Cebu resistance

during the Japanese occupation.

Incredible. And I'd be glad to talk and recount his stories on camera.

Did you hear that, Jerry?

What luck.

Man, that's great. Maybe we could sit down. I could pick your brain for a bit.

No. My career has always been about detailed preparation.

Truly knowing every aspect is what has defined my career. You know, actors

these days, they just care about Twitter followers, I'm afraid. The craft.

It's a dying art. I would love to do that.

Anytime. So who shall I speak to? Nikolai is our producer. He can take

your information. Nikolai, please come, Jerry.

Okay, I go campo. You know... My grandfather was a part of the Cebu

resistance.

Hey.

You know anybody who wants to buy a very nice watch?

Sorry? No.

Hey, uh, double whiskey.

Neat. And, uh, make it stiff.

You're that guy.

The guy from the show!

I've been in lots of shows, but I'll wager you're referring to my 1990s hit,

Pistol Whip. Pistol Whip! That's the one, man. I used to watch that show all

the time. I loved that show. Yeah, it's a classic. Oh, seriously, man. It was

great. You had that beautiful pistol with the pearl handle, the snub-nosed

revolver, man, and I always wanted one of those. And you had the move, your

signature move where you used to... Thanks, compadre.

You call me Jerry.

Alex, Alex Walker.

Yeah.

You went into it right.

The trick is you pick a spot two feet behind your actual target and you follow

through like you're holding a tennis racket, backhanded.

Hey, why shoot a pistol when you can whip it?

Come on, man.

Chuck Norris told me that. I spent the summer going from dojo to dojo picking

up the best moves I could find. The producers wanted to call the show Pistol

Cop. Can you believe that?

I sat him straight.

Man, what are you doing on the island? Making a documentary show about World

War II naval battles. We're shooting the undersea wrecks.

How's it going?

Just got into town. Hey!

You're that guy.

You're that actor, right? I am an actor.

Supposed to be that tough guy from that show in the 90s, right?

He's not so tough in real life, is he? Listen, guys, we're just trying to have

a quiet drink. Man, I'm not talking to you.

We're talking to the tough guy. Boys, how can I help you? Do you want a

picture, autograph?

No one wants your damn autograph.

Okay, then. Well, you boys have a good night.

He's dismissing us. Hey, you think you're better than us? No, no, that's

not what I mean at all. Why don't we find out how tough you really are?

Listen, guys, I'm going to give you and your big, drunk, ugly friend here one

chance. Just walk away. Oh, you are, are you? Yes, that's right.

First.

You gotta pick which hand the walnut's in. Yeah, right.

No, wrong.

Sorry about that, man. That was

fantastic.

You can really handle yourself.

Well, hey, you ever do any stunt work?

No, no.

You have job for stuntman?

Corey, well, they arrived here with this bare-bones crew. No stand-in, no stunt

double. Oh, oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

This man, huh?

Good stunt double.

I'm stunt double. I don't even have... No, no.

He like the job.

How much you pay? Well, I should be able to scramble together, I don't know, like

500 a day?

I don't even look like it. You know, I mean, he's taller than me. It doesn't

matter. It's all underwater, masks, wetsuits. No one will know.

600, we have a deal.

My producer, Nikolai, is a tightwad, but I like the cut of your jib, Alex. I'll

just insist.

You make good business, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.

Welcome aboard, compadre.

Didn't think you'd come.

Please.

Do all detectives start the day this early?

I'm here on my own time.

Thanks.

Before we go any further, I wanted to ask you about this fight.

I already told them it was an argument, not a fight. What about?

Well, I don't want her to keep scuba diving alone.

That's dangerous.

So she dives? All the time. She does this vlog on social media.

She loves doing it, but I always worry.

You ever dive with her?

Nah, I don't even swim.

She was taught young, though.

Yeah, so was I.

This is her channel.

You'd be amazed how many people follow it.

She was studying to be a marine biologist.

Yeah, the ocean is her passion, and this is her way of sharing that with people.

She's just this kind of person that draws in the world and everyone around

her. Guys, I found this huge piece of metal while diving in the Olango

Channel. What is this thing? Man, this is crazy.

Hey, everybody.

Here we are.

But here we are. I just want to give a shout-out to Deep Blue Dive Shop for

always hooking up the equipment.

dive shop in Cebu.

I'll keep in touch.

Please find her.

She's my world.

Hey,

guys.

How are you?

Feeling relaxed?

Hey, man, well, that's actually not my specialty. Ah, this will be fun.

Come on, we'll introduce you, and then the two of us can get to work.

Nikolai, this is Alex, the man I told you about.

How you doing, man? Good to see you. Listen, are you guys a film crew or a

basketball team?

The underwater stand-in stunt double. Yeah, well, listen, for $600 a day, I'll

press this man's pants for him.

Nicholas got an iron boot, but all good producers do just don't get on his bad

side, okay?

It's gonna be amazing.

And how is my star feeling today?

Like a bull stud.

Need to talk to you about your makeup test? Well, I usually use a Comanche

sunset number 27. Yes, that's good, good.

Thank you.

Listen, uh... Jerry is driving us all nuts.

So many stories, so much talking. It's getting in the way. So how about you,

uh... Take him out to the resorts. Take some of the equipment.

Go scuba.

Have Mai Tais. Whatever.

Just stay out of our hair till tomorrow, okay?

Your show.

Let's go.

How'd you get this job anyway? Through your agent? My agent.

That's a good one.

Now, after I lost the first round of Dancing with the Stars, he dropped me.

Now, Nikolai contacted me directly.

It's crap money, but I could use the exposure.

Not a sight out of mind, you know.

It's easy to forget an old ham like me.

Don't say that, man.

You're a TV legend. Yeah, you're too kind. I don't know, I usually have more

time to prepare, you know. This all just feels so rushed.

What do you mean, rushed?

We came together a week ago.

Andre said he was only hired...

Three days ago. Can you believe that? These Eastern Europeans, they're

something different.

These are new models.

It's all digital gear.

Didn't this come out two or three years ago? Fancy new regulators?

Ten, I think.

Why are you still running the old tanks for the hotel guests?

I'm just saying it's brand new equipment.

These Romanians, they may not know how to treat an actor, but they sure have

some nice equipment. Yeah, I've never seen camera rigs like that before.

Warning. Warning.

Input error.

Input error.

Error.

Error. Error.

So, Jessa uses your equipment for her own guys?

Yeah, for free. I told her it's because she plugs me on her Pacific Vlogger

channel, but really, it's because I like her.

And Sam, he loves her.

Sam?

I see.

So, do you know how many tanks you have?

45.

Okay, because I only count 44.

My gosh, you're right. We're short one.

And you took inventory?

Only last week.

So, from then and now, could someone have taken it at night or borrowed it

without you knowing? The only other person who has a key...

Is Jessa.

Okay.

Well, thank you so much for your time.

Is she okay?

Should I be worried about her?

Just call me if you hear from her.

Yo.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I got a job.

I'm not up to speed on all this equipment, so I figured somebody here

could help me out.

I can show you how to use it.

Really? Yeah.

Just like that.

I don't have to talk you into it. You're just gonna do it.

Why?

Because I'm a really nice person.

Seriously, why?

And this is a regulator.

Breathe in oxygen, exhale carbon dioxide. Really, Kai?

Sorry.

That thing on your wrist, it's a console computer.

It'll keep all your systems in sync, and it'll tell us when it's time to turn

back. Turn back from where?

Well, we can either mess around here, in the bay, or we can take a five-mile

drift dive out into the Olongo Channel.

Huh.

All right.

Now I know why you're helping me.

What? What are you looking for out there, huh?

Contraband? Missing person's case.

Diver, probably.

Let me guess, she's a woman?

Young?

Not too young? Somebody you see yourself in?

I hate when you do that. Ocampo probably thinks it's a waste of time, doesn't he?

And I guess you need me because you need a buddy. I don't need a buddy.

I needed the equipment.

What the hell was that?

I don't know. You're the one with the info.

I have no idea who those guys were.

Did you get a good look at them?

Not really.

Only thing I saw were... White wetsuits?

White wetsuits.

My missing person was an underwater videographer with a camera just like

that.

This battery's dead.

This thing could be fried.

Would this work?

Why are you here so late?

And why are you here at all?

Somebody tried to kill us tonight.

With a spear gun.

Where? The Olongo channel.

Yep, that makes sense. How does trying to kill us make sense? The abalone

hunters in the Olongo are notoriously territorial.

These guys weren't fishermen.

Then they were probably treasure hunters.

Treasure hunters.

The Olongo's cursed.

No two nights are the same.

The tides shift. New batches of coral pop up out of nowhere.

Ships get beached and wrecked all the time.

People say more gold's gone down in the Olango than any place on Earth.

Gold, huh?

Olango was on the galleon trade route between Acapulco and Manila. The richest

of the East traded for the gold of the West.

I don't think Jessa Torres was a treasure hunter.

Well, wherever there's gold, there are people looking for it. Treasure hunters,

criminals.

And wherever a person dies in agony, like in a shipwreck, Their soul lives on

as an evil spirit. I didn't take you for the superstitious type. I'm not.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Got it.

You realize Ocampo could have you ticketing parked cars for the next year

for violating one of his direct orders?

He said not to make something out of nothing.

This? This is not nothing.

at the Olango Channel.

Son of a gun.

And I'm naming today's vlog the Green Sea Turtle Adventure.

You're asking me to close off the entire five-mile Olango Channel?

What do you propose I do? Dredge it? No, sir. But it's a crime scene.

We were shot at.

It's the last known location of Jessatores.

We need to investigate. You were foolishly diving at night investigating

a case you weren't even assigned to. And it sounds like you stumbled on abalone

poachers. As far as Jessatores is concerned, it's not a crime scene. You

know the meaning of habeas corpus? Yes, sir.

Habeas. To have corpus, the body. If you find the body, then you have the crime.

No, we're not closing down that channel. We have fishermen there. We have

tourism. We have a film crew shooting a very important documentary.

Is that why you... Why what?

Why what?

Oh, man.

About time.

What do you mean it's about time? I thought you said it was a 7 o'clock call

time. Exactly. We're supposed to be on set by 7.

Didn't you read your call sheet?

I don't even know what that is. It's essential to every shoot. Tells you what

you're filming, when, and where.

Where exactly are we shooting?

The Olango Channel.

Nothing like working on the water.

Or in this case, underwater.

I did eight weeks on the perfect storm back in 99.

Yep, park got cut. But I learned a lot. What about sailoring? Of course, that

was in a tank, Studio 16, Warner Brothers.

Hail, maestros. We're here to make magic.

You're late.

Yeah, that's actually my fault, and I apologize. I'm sorry.

We've got a full day today. Let's go.

Don't worry about Nikolai.

He's a hard man doing a hard job. He's right, though. Won't happen again.

Come, my boy. Today, we make magic. We make history.

You need something?

Nope, just doing an equipment check, boss. It's been done.

Imagine

being

here, in this very spot, on that Sunday morning in 1941.

Japanese Zeros came over the horizon with the sun.

Why aren't we shooting anything?

Welcome to showbiz. Let's hurry up and wait forever.

Come on, you want to run some more lines?

We're not really running lines. It's narration.

Well, you want to hear it again?

You bet, man. Knock yourself out.

Let me ask you, though. What are they doing?

Uh, Nikolai said they're preparing the underwater set.

Who is?

Everybody's on deck.

Oh, they hired some local divers to help out. You know, do the dirty work.

Scene 101.

Right away, please, gentlemen.

The Japanese fighters were the first airplanes ever designed to carry a

jettisonable external fuel tank.

They were fast, maneuverable, and powerful.

And cut.

Fantastic, Jerry, fantastic.

Any notes?

I can do it again.

No notes.

We do the close-up. Take your time.

Savor the moment

Keep

some of the fins down there. Oh look at

this Starting construction right there Australian, huh?

On Ferris Metal.

I like it.

We have all our permits, officer.

Right here.

Actually, sir, the captain was wondering if he could get a photo with Mr.

Westwood. He's a big fan.

Yes.

Yes, of course.

I found this huge piece of metal while diving in the Olango Channel.

What is this thing? Man, this is crazy.

Hey, Ernesto?

Yeah? Can you take a look at this?

Cyrillic. Russian.

What's a Soviet submarine propeller doing in the Philippines?

And that's a wrap for Jerry Uptop.

I've still got a page and a half of dialogue. We are switching to underwater

shooting now. Eon, take them down and help them get into their scuba gear.

What the hell is going on here?

Andre, you're the director. This is your set. Take over.

I hate to break this to you, Jerry. There is no TV show.

Arden? These guys are treasure hunters.

They're using this TV show as a cover.

To bring up the loot. Loot? Yeah, what is it?

Historical relics? Gold?

The point is, they need the cover because they know it's illegal.

This was all a show for the Coast Guard, but now that they're gone, they don't

need us anymore.

Whatever gold is down there is patrimony of the Philippines, and whatever they

were looking for, they just found it, my man, and they are bringing it up right

here, right now, on that deck.

Now, you listen to me, compadre. You're wrong. You have to be wrong. I need this

show. Tell him, Andre.

Tell them we're doing a damn show about World War II.

There's no TV show.

Move,

and you're dead.

Take them below deck, now, before we get any more visitors. Yes, Captain.

Onward, comrades, to fame, fortune.

And history.

Say a word.

And I put a bullet in the head.

Let's go.

Jerry. Jerry, would you like to see that blue tape? Well, I guess this is it.

Jerry. I dedicated my life to acting, to the craft, to characters, and what do I

have to show for it?

Look, the blue tape, the blue tape. Four failed marriages, three estranged kids,

and a TV show no one remembers.

Do you know what it was like to be admired?

People looked at me like I was a real hero.

Now I'm the guy selling adult diapers on late-night TV.

Do you have any idea who I used to think I was?

Where did you come up with that?

You did? When?

I knew that we might be in trouble, and so I thought if they were going to tie

us up, this is where they'd bring us. There is more to you than meets the eye,

Mr. Walker.

Jerry, I've seen this movie before.

All right.

Shake it out.

Shake your hands out. Get your circulation back.

And I'm going to have to tie him back. Why?

Because we are outgunned, okay? And we have to wait until the time is right.

And you have to wait on my signal, okay? Now feel that. See that right there? I

want you to pull that.

On my signal.

On my signal.

I've got my motivation. I just need more specifics on the blocking.

Just be ready. For what?

We're gonna have to fight our way out of this one.

Alright? No stunt doubles.

This is for real.

Okay.

Okay.

Apparently, one of the subs went missing in December of 1989.

Somewhere in the Philippine Sea.

One month after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

And the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Rumor was that the captain of the sub was escaping with millions in gold

bullion looted from the Soviet treasury.

And? Here he is.

Look familiar?

Good to see you, old friend.

I suppose that now you expect me to explain all of this to you? Actually, no

explanation needed. Seems pretty simple. Simple?

Is it?

Yeah. You're searching for gold, sunken treasure.

Damn the cost. I mean, this is the oldest story in the world.

Gold.

Gold! You think there is gold in here?

He's about to explain it. Do you think I would go to all of this trouble for a

case of gold?

I was the youngest officer in the Soviet submarine corps ever to earn the

captain's rank.

And what is in that case is worth...

100 times its weight in gold.

To the right people.

Yeah.

Enough to make me as rich as those traitorous oligarchs who looted my

country. What do you plan to do with us?

I plan to shoot you.

Well, the only thing I have to say to that, Andre, is why shoot a pistol?

When you can whip it.

Jerry.

I always wondered if that would work in real life.

What?

Put it down now. Putting the gun down.

He's with me. And I will not be denied it now.

It still works.

My design was flawless.

You fool. What is that?

Just a nuclear device.

Oh, cool.

You're a bastard.

I have activated it. My plan was...

to sell it to a certain regional dictator for one billion dollars.

But I will now settle for 200 million in untraceable bearer bonds and a private

jet with a full tank of fuel. You're insane.

I have set the timer for six hours.

It is irreversible and only I know the cancel code.

I should give you enough time to meet my demands.

When I'm safely away...

I will communicate the codes to you. There won't be enough time to evacuate.

Exactly. What, you're ready to get moving?

You didn't set it for six hours. You set it for six minutes!

It's not working.

Try it again.

The Russian embassy's calling to Moscow now.

You! What do you know about this? Nothing.

Consulate's trying to find an expert. We don't have time for that. We go to

Apollo 13 this thing. Does anyone have bomb squad training?

Do you?

I trained with the Navy's EOD squad back in 94 for Pistol Whip.

We had a Russian expat nuke handler as our weaponry consultant, and in the

show, the device they had to disarm looked a lot like this one. How

confident are you? I'm an actor, not a bomb expert.

What do you remember about preparing for the episode? I'm trying to remember the

script. There's a panel with four wires behind it.

In the show, if you cut the right wire, the timer disarms.

Then cut all the wires. No, no, no, you do that, then bomb. I'm dead and it's no

timer. Which one is it, Jerry? Which one is it? Red, white, blue, yellow?

I can't remember.

You need to remember what you did on the show. Which wire?

It's just a TV show. It's not reality. I don't know how to do anything real.

Listen to me, okay? Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And repeat after me,

okay? Breathe it in. I am one with my breath. Breathe it out. I am one with my

breath. What? 40 seconds.

Say it. Breathing in.

I am one with my breath. Breathing out.

I'm a woman. I brought the script. Okay, what did that Russian nuke handler tell

you? If I can suggest... I'll break your jaw, man. Listen, Jerry. What did he

say? He said... Cutting the wires was the last resort.

Shooting him with a shotgun was the first resort. You can't hide behind a

rock and shoot at the damn thing. Just take your best guess. Okay, I'm trying

to remember this. It's coming back to me.

Red. It was red. The red is the one you don't cut.

We did it.

We did it!

It

was

due to his bravery and the excellence of this police precinct working on my

orders that the perpetrators were tracked down the moment they arrived on

our island.

Consequently...

All of us are here today unharmed. To say that Jerry Westwood is a superstar

is a true understatement.

Thus, I reward you, Mr. Westwood, with this key to Mactan.

We have to keep the camera for evidence, but I thought there's a video of Jess's

on there that you should have.

Thank you.

So, I got into an argument with my husband this morning.

You know, since he has to go to work early, we didn't resolve it.

So, I went for a walk on the beach and...

And within ten steps, not even kidding, I stubbed my toe.

I stubbed it hard.

I'm cussing and I'm grabbing my foot and all that.

And I look down and I see the shape of the rock, which is going to look great

on my nightstand, by the way.

And it was like a sign from God, you know?

I felt so relieved to have so much love in my life.

At this point, I don't even know why I'm filming this anymore.

It's way too personal.

Maybe this is for you, babe.

This is for us to look back on years from now, to remember that the bad is

always followed by the good.

I love you, baby.

Thanks for everything, compadre.

Take good care of her.

Your pal Jerry.