Original subtitles

Hi, Mr. Chimneys.

Hey, Dr. Sweet.

What's going on today? What did you have to see me about so early? Okay, the

medication that you gave me, I think I'm suffering some kind of side effect,

okay?

Like what kind of side effect? It's been a little over four hours and it's...

Four hours? Yeah, it's still up there.

Have you tried releasing any of that pressure? Yes, numerous times, numerous

times. Numerous times?

Yeah.

Okay, well, that's something kind of serious.

Yeah, why?

What's going on? You know, you do have two vessels that are in your penis that

are filling up with blood, and they're basically cutting off the circulation

from the rest of your body. Okay. And that can be very dangerous if we don't

take care of this issue. Yeah. All right, so what exactly?

Well, show me again how you're... You know, you've got to make sure you

release.

Right. Okay. Well, what do you mean like release? I mean, you mean like jerking

off? What are you talking about? Yeah.

You need to masturbate.

Okay. You know, and make sure your semen comes out and there's enough of it. Uh

-huh. So, because the tension in here. How?

I mean, is there a different technique that I can use or?

You know, it all just depends on you. Some people just stroke it and some

people have to.

Okay, stroke it, right?

You know, stroke it, or, you know, is the environment quiet enough for you?

And, you know, have you had any help, like somebody trying to help? No, God,

no. So you took the medication without anybody there to have sex with?

Yeah, I thought I was supposed to take it once every four hours.

Apparently, I kind of screwed up. No, it's supposed to be when you're ready to

be intimate with somebody.

So, since it's been over four hours, you know, maybe there's something else going

on since you did try and release.

So, why don't you go into the bathroom? I need to get a urine sample.

There should be urine specimens in there. Okay.

Okay? Alright.

So call me when you're done.

No, no, no, no. I'm with a patient right now. It's kind of an emergency

situation, so I can't really talk at the moment.

I'll give you a call back.

Dr. Sweet?

Okay, I'll call you right back.

I can't even pee.

Jesus.

Okay, what seems to be the problem?

I can't even pee.

It's just hard.

Yeah, obviously.

Excuse me for laughing. I shouldn't be laughing.

Well, you gotta do something.

We gotta get that... Well, what if you just... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You know, I'm a doctor. I'm not a surrogate.

Besides, I'm married here. You know, they don't rock.

Well, what am I supposed to do here? I mean... Come on, please, please, just...

If I do this for you, you know, my other patients are gonna find out. I ain't

gonna say nothing.

But you can't tell nobody.

I ain't gonna tell nobody.

Just once.

You know, maybe not.

Maybe I... I just shouldn't. No, trust me. It's feeling better.

Is it?

Yes.

Is that helping?

Mm.

Does it feel good?

You know what I think would help?

Maybe if you kind of took your top off and I see your tits.

That's not part of the plan, Eric.

I need to sit down. I need to sit down.

I need to move to the office.

All right.

Dr. Sweet, this isn't working. I need to see your tits.

All right, all right. But if it'll make you healthy. All right, okay.

This just isn't working.

I gotta...

I'm not sure. You know I'm there.

Go on. I'm not going to say nothing.

This will definitely get me off, I know.

Is that good or bad?

Oh, fuck.

That's good.

I could feel it right there.

pressure built up in there.

Yeah.

I can feel the relaxin' already.

Good.

I really wanted a urine sample, not a semen sample.

Here, Doc.

Look.

It's already gone down.

Okay. Doc, you are, you're great.

Thank you. Thank you.

Well, if you have any more issues,

Give me a call.

I'm going to schedule something.

Great.

I'm just going to... Okay.

Thanks.

Hi,

honey. Yeah, sorry. I just finished a procedure with my last patient.

I got real messy.

Okay, yeah. I'll be home in about an hour.

Okay, love you too. Bye.