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Louise, what are you going to do?

We have a lot of plans.

We have no money. We have to pay rent in three days. But we can't afford your

salary.

Thelma, I don't know.

It's hard to get a decent job.

And more so a decent salary.

I don't think... I don't care what you think.

We have to figure something out now.

But we could thank the chat guy for the offer. He offered 10,000 kroner.

Do you think I should be a whore?

You're a total pig. You can do as much as I can.

But we've played it a few times. The only difference would be that you would

get the money for real.

I mean, he's not directly unattractive, is he?

And, like, he has offered you, so, like... Yeah, but, like, that's what

makes a comedy. If he's a total pervert or something, then you have to stand up

for it. And I only do it this one time.

Never again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really don't want to share you with others. And especially

not with men.

Come here, Miss Gatch.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're the only one left.

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I don't know.

Hi, I'm Selma.

And I'm Anders.

Your pictures look good.

Thank you.

Would you like some?

No.

Would you like some coffee or

something? No, thanks.

I'm here for sex, not to drink coffee.

Where are we going to fuck?

Do you have the money first?

Oh, yes.

It looks like I've made a promise.

This way.

First I want you to strip from me.

Do it well.

Okay.

What are you laughing at?

Come here and sit down.

Oh.

All right.

Okay.

Stop.

Oh my god.

What are we going to do?

Are we going to call the police?

What are we going to say?

Are we going to call an ambulance?

Wait, let me think.

Look!

It's a bunch of money!

It's at least 100,000 kronor!

We're rich!

What are we going to do with him?

He can't be here.

You know what we're going to do?

We're going to get rid of him, we're going to take his car, and then it's

gone too.

Come on, you take it from one end, and I'll take it from here. It's going to be

a total mess. It's going to be a total mess.

What are we going to do? Are you going to say that you're going to fuck him to

death? That's not going to work. Come on, help me out here.

You take it from one end, and I'll take it.

This is the last time.

Then I'll tell you when it's over.

I mean, he didn't deserve this.

But hello, Thelma. This is 110,000 kronor and the reason we're doing this.

Forget about him now.

He needs you, after all.

Come.

Oh, how pretty it is.

God, that's such a stupid idea, isn't it, Louise?

No, it's probably not a problem.

But I've got an idea.

What is it?

Well, we'll find a bunch of money in the pocket.

And then we'll lure them here.

And then we'll make them disappear.

We just need to do it three or four times.

And then we could buy a house in a warm country by the sea.

Are you sure that if we get discovered, we'll be in prison for life?

We'll never get out.

We already are.

If we take the lives of one or four more, it doesn't matter.

Hey, welcome.

Thank you so much for the invitation.

Oh, no, with flowers.

You wouldn't have had to buy them.

You have to have flowers with you for a date and a beautiful woman.

Do you have more of what we agreed on?

Of course.

Here.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Do you want a drink?

Have you met many on the internet?

No, you're my first.

You've heard so much.

Why?

Well, that the guys don't want the same as the girls.

That you want to get shot.

And that the expectations are too high.

Yes, of course.

But I have paid.

Why aren't we on?

Are you kidding me?

oh my god

You were a little cheeky.

Thank you. Don't be so stupid.

Can we meet another day?

Maybe I can take a friend with me.

I'm just doing one night stands.

Why?

You'll soon understand.

Now you understood.

Help me to push him out of the tunnel.

I'm sorry, it's him.

Me, of course.

Fire destroys everything.

If there's anything left of him, we'll drive him through with our sledgehammer.

Hey, friends!

Oh, hi!

How are you? It smells terrible here in front of us.

Yeah, that's because last night I turned on the radio and said that we were going

to burn the canals.

Yeah, that explains the stench.

My wife thinks that you are a little human with regard to the smell.

But it's not that bad.

I'm very sorry, but we didn't think about that.

Next time, just leave the dead animal on the side of the road.

You know how we girls are. We get panicked.

And we want to make sure it's dead, so here we are.

Thank you.

We feel that.

But you have a good day. Now I have to go back and calm my wife.

Well, you have to say hello and apologize, but we should have thought of

something before, but I apologize many times.

It's okay. Okay.

See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

Hey, John.

Hi.

But we should feel safe here. It's a girl we've paid for.

I know what you mean.

And I can promise you that it only happens this once. I've specially chosen

you for this experience.

And it's like this. My husband is often on business trips and so on and so

forth. So I can experience my sex fantasies and earn a little extra.

But what if he comes home in the middle of the hunt?

There's no chance for that.

Yes, but where is it?

Do we remember?

I'll put a video on, and then I think it all comes by itself.

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Amen.

Oh, it's delicious.

Cheers!

Here,

do it

It was almost a sin.

But you were so cute.

I always thought he was cute.

I thought he tasted like a cell.

But you're a Jew.

But now I am. I can also say that.

Do you want to drink something?

Yes, of course.

Hello and welcome!

Hi, are you here at Rödluban and Varje?

Yes, that's right.

We are Christina and John.

Yes, welcome in. Thank you.

So now I have my camera with you.

Yes, we have been looking for someone to do amateur sex movies with for a long

time. And we are glad that you want to do this with us.

Okay, but as you understand it is a bit different with me.

And you can get your wildest sex fantasies and fill them with payment.

So, do you have any contacts with you?

Yes, of course.

Here you go.

Thank you.

I'll put them aside for now.

Yes, we thought that first you and my wife have sex, then you and me, and then

we'll have time to film.

Of course, I already think very well of your wife.

Thank you.

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Oh, that was cool.

Not bad, not bad.

Yes, now I think we should wash our necks so I can get some drinks.

Excuse me, isn't there alcohol in here?

Yes, there is.

I don't drink alcohol.

Now there's blood everywhere.

I'll never get rid of this.

And then I have to clean the whole spa again.

Well, what do I do when we get to Spain? Do you want to go to the kitchen?

Do you think we can keep them out

now? The neighbors are going to look at them.

Wait here and don't do anything.

If they find me, I'm out looking for the dog.

Everything's okay.

They're just messing around in the bedroom, so they don't suspect anything.

Okay, but I'll start with... If you meet him, I'll tell him.

Okay. Okay.

Do you have control?

What? The postman is over there.

He must have seen everything.

No! Where are we going?

We're done.

We're totally done, I mean it!

No, we're not.

We have to hurry before he catches us.

Come on.

Sorry, can we take a good look?

Yeah, of course. Just take it easy.

What are we going to do?

What are we going to do?

Relax. If the police comes, we've just dug up a tree over there.

Come.

Do you think the police will come?

I'm sure.

But they don't have any clues, so just take it easy.

I'm a druggie kifton like me

You were single.

Single.

It could be from the police.

If we don't go and check.

Yes, it's the police.

We have received a report that there is a corpse in your garden.

Do you know anything about that?

Yes, that's right.

Our dog has just died because we recently buried it.

But a witness claims that there was a shooting in connection with the

burglary. No, I just called the postman that he should stop running because

there were hunters in the part of the forest that he ran into.

But I'm really glad that nothing has happened.

So you mean that we won't find anything in the garden?

No, not my dog.

Excuse me, Commissioner Holm, we've picked up the grave.

There's only a dead dog in it.

Okay, put the animal back and then cover the grave again. Understood.

I'm sorry for the intruders.

We'll make sure to put things in order before we go.

So I'm really sorry.

Yes, but I'm really happy that you fit in here in the tractor.

When they've left, we'll put the corpse back in

again. Because now we can be 100% sure.

They don't dig the same place twice.

It was close enough this time.

Don't you think we should end it?

Yes, I think we have enough money to afford a good stay in Spain.

You know, I think you're a bit better when you're a bit of a murderer.

But don't forget that we have another date in a couple of hours.

You mean the guy who wants to have a date with us?

Yes, the guy who has a house in Spain.

It would be perfect for us.

So we have to do something.

But it has to be the last time, and then I don't want to do it anymore.

Are you fixing your dandruff?

Same procedure as every year, James.

Yeah, this was worth the money.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

What now?

Oh, it's the police.

What do you want?

We're going out to open.

It's probably a misunderstanding.

I mean...

She means that they came before and thought that we had buried their lives

in the cave.

Of course we don't have that.

It's just that she... We'll be right back.

Okay.

Good evening.

I'm sorry that I have to disturb you again, but I have received information

that with regard to the groundwater...

so it is forbidden to bury dead animals in the garden.

So that my wife is best off digging up her dog again.

But you can't just leave it like that.

It is so.

According to paragraph 16e in the local nature protection regulation, we are

forced to dispose of such things that can pollute the groundwater.

And to bury something on the farm is illegal.

so de håller på som bäst och gräver nu.

Alltså, jag vill inte vara med om det här nu. Sluta nu.

Beklaga, men sån är lagen.

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