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Usually the hospital takes over your life, but I had a day off, the sun was

out, and Charlie and I weren't going to pass this up.

I am so excited I get you for the whole day. Me too.

All I need is the surf, the sun, and you.

Really? Because it doesn't seem that way.

Charlie, Dorians have been beaching this way since the dawn of sand.

I promise you, these are just the bare essentials.

Now, help me lift this hibachi out of my trunk.

The most expert doctors know how to seamlessly weave our work into our

relationships. I'm so sorry that you have to wait for me. Who knew a kid

could swallow all 50 state quarters?

Yeah, look, from my first time riding the Elliott train, I know what the life

of a doctor is like. Okay, well, I promise you it will not be much longer.

He's already pooped out half the Louisiana purchase.

Oh, that's good. Oh, that's Colorado.

We're heading west. Hey!

But the rookies let their home and work life get all mixed up.

Uh-uh. Amara, you know we do not have room in the fridge at home for all that.

We do. You threw away my yogurts. They were expired.

Yogurt can't expire.

They already went bad. That's what makes it yogurt. I know a doctor did not just

say that to me. Oh, my goodness. You guys are squabbling. It must stop.

This morning, Carla left and took the kids. Damn.

I'm so sorry. I kind of saw it coming, though. On a trip to Shana, it was a

birthday gift so I can have a night to do what I want.

By the way, JD and I, we used to steal fruit cups all the time.

Here's a word of advice.

If you leave them in your trunk, the raccoons will come.

They will come.

I hope my dad still wants to celebrate at your age.

Run.

As for me, I was ready for a carefree day. But the hospital follows you

everywhere. No, please tell me you don't have to go.

Don't you worry. Nothing is ruining beach day.

You thought I was better. I got a UTI from my catheter. That's not my problem,

bro. I need a day off.

Let me out! Let me out!

Listen, you dirty old bastard. I promised my girlfriend a day at the

beach. So you're gonna stay in here with your inflamed urethra until we're all

beached out. You got me?

Let it happen.

I'm so sorry. I gotta go in. I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. People are

living too long.

Hey, do you think if I get really sick, would you spend the whole day with me?

Because if so, I will open a biohazard bin with my mouth. Wow, this feels

familiar. Oh, good, Sean. You're reaching that phase in your relationship

where you're realizing that you're in a non-consensual three-way with a cold and

needy mistress. A hospital. That was a long way to go around the block for

that, Sean, and we're not in any phase.

I will take care of this as quickly as possible, and we will get back to our

day. Well, you'd better.

Otherwise, you won't be seeing me.

Yes.

Shouldn't you go help that guy? Getting to it, Chong.

I can't do this all on my own No, I know I'm no Superman

I'm no Superman

Tonight was a big night for everyone.

It was Turk's birthday dinner, and young Asher was doing his first ever solo

night shift.

Asher, I was going to write you an inspirational speech, but I ran out of

time. So instead, I think I'll just tell you what my mentor told me on my very

first night float.

Listen, Janine.

This is a lot of weight to put on your oh-so-feminine shoulders, so just try

not to kill anyone.

But when you inevitably do, why don't you go ahead and just lie down there

next to him so I can get rid of you both.

Okay?

I'm sorry, I remember the subtext of that being, you got this, but I was

wrong. Anyway, you got this.

Thank you. You do got this, babe.

If a patient starts bleeding out, just say...

Not on my watch.

Well, I don't know. If someone's bleeding out, I probably shouldn't stop

for a catchphrase. Say it.

Not on my watch.

What?

All right, Mr. Whistle's surgery went really well.

Amara, you're running point on recovery.

Got it. Can you imagine the kind of garbage he had to eat for his arteries

to get that clogged?

Probably a whole lot of red meat.

I'm guessing dry-aged ribeye with a side of creamy horseradish vegetables.

With the surprise bacon inside.

Juicy ass lobster.

Trenched with warm butter dripping down my chin.

Okay! You have that look in your eyes that my grandpa gets when he watches the

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. That's because I'm a married man, Deshauna.

It's the only thing I'm allowed to lust after.

Food. Look, guys, tonight is really important to me, all right? I've been

planning this thing for months, so do not page me unless someone's dead. Got

it? They gotta be dead.

What do they gotta be? Dead.

Meetses from my head to my feetses. Turk, if you're letting JD bring Charlie

tonight, I should get to bring Sean.

JD's not bringing Charlie. I have to bring Charlie, Turk. We have clearly

reached the phase where... Where she's realizing that it's hard to date a

doctor. Yeah, Sean thinks so too. Oh, does he? But yes, that is what's

happening. Turk, tonight is my only night off for weeks. I have to bring

Charlie or she'll kill me. It's my birthday.

I want to spend it with my best friends and a whole lot of meats. Okay, I didn't

want to have to do this, but please, please, please let me bring Charlie. I

cannot be single again. I need a place to park all my love, Turk. Let me park

it in her, Turk.

Let me park it in her.

This is so typical. You always give him whatever he wants. He's your favorite.

There are downsides. He's harder on me. Guys, you keep this up, we're not

getting a puppy.

Look, just do whatever you want.

Stop yelling at me.

Okay, are you sure you're gonna be okay tonight?

I was gonna make you a care package, but here's a Korean energy bar I found in my

locker. It's shrimp and chocolate.

300 milligrams of caffeine.

Thank you.

I will eat it, and with every irregular heartbeat, I'll think of you. It's okay,

I got this.

That's what they all say.

But have you heard the story of Black Cloud Bailey?

She had code after code.

One patient even exploded.

But what finally drove her to run out of here barefoot and crazy was the call

from the room down the hall.

That room that hasn't had a patient in it for over 43 years, yet someone hits

the call button from that room every night. And tonight, you will be the one

to answer it.

Still feel ready.

Yes, I'm from England. The whole place is haunted. Growing up, my best friend

was the ghost of the boy who died in my bedroom 200 years earlier.

Ghost stuff doesn't scare me. Oh, yeah?

Well, this will.

Here are your five night call pagers.

Oh, hey, girl.

Tonight was a special night, and I needed to show the guest of honor how

much they meant to me.

Yeah! Sorry.

To old friends, to new friends, Sean, no matter how busy I get,

I will always make time for Charlie.

And to Turk, thank you for having us, and happy birthday. Happy birthday. I

was getting there, Sean. There's a natural ebb and flow to these things,

okay? I was trying to ebb a little, and you just flowed all over it. Ooh, they

have a table. Thanks. These are salads.

Nope, Elliot, not tonight. We're not ordering from the menu like commoners.

We're waiting on the meat board. And don't disrespect that steak by getting

it medium.

I'm getting mine bloody. Like that guy's eye?

Wow, that is quite the subconjunctival hemorrhage. I bet you the first round is

ocular herpes. You have yourself a deal. Guys, no medical talk, okay? I'm trying

to show Charlie I can spend one night free of the hospital.

Oh, you don't get to dictate what people talk about, Kim Jong Dorian. Okay, come

on, guys. If we're just going to keep fighting, then what was the divorce for?

Shut up, Sean.

No, don't shut up, Sean. You're absolutely right.

Guys, let's have a little bit of fun. When we were interns, we used to sit

across the street at the bar and dream about eating at a place like this. I

actually came here all the time when I was an intern. What? If you wear a short

skirt... and slowly lick your martini olives.

While making eye contact with an old guy wearing a pinky ring, he will definitely

buy you dinner. Oh, the trick is figuring out how much you can eat before

yelling, I'm not a prostitute, and then running out of the restaurant.

Oh my God, I did the same thing at Dave and Buster's. Oh man, I wish I would

have done it somewhere nice like this.

Those are some good tannins. Actually, JD, tannins and champagne, almost

undetectable.

So when do I actually get to invite Blake into our apartment?

Anytime you want.

As long as I'm not eating, sleeping, studying, working out, or anytime during

my pre- or post-workout stretches.

So, never. Works for me.

I gotta go. Something's wrong with Mr. Witzel.

What's wrong, Mr. Witzel?

Are you having shortness of breath? Chest pains? No, it's my disgusting

roommate.

Tell her to eat quietly.

Or you could turn off the machines that are keeping him alive.

Mr. Witzel, I get it. I have a roommate who doesn't always consider my feelings.

But the way I deal with it is to just think about it all the time, have a lot

of anxiety, and do nothing.

But you have a heart thing, so I will get you some earplugs and a sedative.

Thank you.

Hope you choke on it, Don.

Hey. Sam, if you're back here for sex, I can't do it twice in one day. I thought

that was a role-play thing.

I'm an old man.

He's tired.

It wasn't. Oh.

Anyway, I just thought I'd come in and keep you company. I know it's hard to

handle this place alone.

Plus, around 10 p.m., Dubois goes full bitch.

So I thought I'd come in and catch some strays for you.

Tosh, didn't you tell me you got a lot of bald ants? Yeah, why?

Because you look like you're going bald.

See? Stray caught.

Didn't even phase me.

I had successfully shut down medical talk, but unfortunately, there was only

one person who could talk about work. It doesn't matter.

what they teach you in school. You really get to know a red-breasted

merkenzer when you're cleaning the crude oil off their majestic little bodies.

Nobody cares, Sean.

You're so right, J.D. Nobody cares.

That's why I volunteered.

Oh, that is so sexy.

Yeah? Come here.

Oh, wow. Wow.

I wish you would have let me finish chewing my shrimp first.

I do, too.

Are you having fun?

Yeah. Oh, no.

That's the same tone Charlie used when I asked her to come to my adult violin

recital. Turk, I'm losing it. I need you to go full party boy.

Nah, man, I'm enjoying my shrimp right now. They gave me extra because it's my

birthday. Please, Turk, I need this. Party boy.

Fine.

What's happening, Turk's Table? How's everybody doing tonight?

Woo! That was the weakest woo I ever heard in my life.

And you know what happens when I get weak woos?

I pop them bottles!

Classic party boy. Oh, I had my eye on this bottle of 95 Chateau Margaux. No,

no, no, no. You're not getting a bottle of that.

You're getting two.

Awesome.

Bring the meat boy.

Meat boy. Meat boy. Meat boy. Meat boy.

Unfortunately, just when you start to relax, the hospital reminds you it's

always there.

So then I said to him, Dusty, we are not playing spin the bottle. You are my

second cousin and this is grandma's funeral.

First of all, we're definitely going to my family's for Christmas.

Secondly, why are you still here?

Please go home.

I've got this.

His blood pressure is dropping. Well, I don't know why. He's diabetic, but his

glucose levels were normal. What about this wound on his leg? I treated it. It

was just a small ulcer. Yeah, but look at it now.

Tensedema and striations. I think that's necrotizing fasciitis.

I'll page Dr. Turk. He's going to need surgery. No, there's no time for that,

Asher. If he doesn't have an emergency debridement and fasciotomy, he could

lose his leg. I'll page Amara.

Are you off? Yeah, shift just ended. Can you cover Mr. Wetzel? I've got to get

one of Asher's patients to surgery. Yeah, of course.

Now that's what I'm talking about. We want all of these, especially the little

cutie from Japan, but I want that one too. What is that? I want that. Turk, I

think that's for display only. I don't care if it's for display. Let's put it

on the grill and see what happens. Bring me the golden steak. Golden steak.

Golden steak.

Golden steak.

We living it up, y'all. Living it up.

Golden steak.

Golden steak.

Somebody's dead.

Golden steak?

What happened? I missed it. Turk has to go back to the hospital, but we get to

stay here and have fun. I'll be right back.

JD, I got a closer look at our waiter's eye.

There's a visible pool in between the cornea and the iris. It's hyphema. If we

don't get him to the ER immediately, he could go blind.

Elliot, you're overreacting as usual.

More wine, sir?

Oh, my God. Be cool.

Oh, my God.

Hey, call upstairs. I got a grade three hyphema here. Nurse?

Thank you. Are you guys sure you didn't want to stay at the restaurant?

No, no, no. I lost my appetite after hearing this little guy scream about

going blind. It's Liam. Calm down, Liam. You have enough troubles. Charlie, if I

escort him upstairs, I can get him seen way faster.

But I've done this to you enough. Just say the word and I'll stay. Stay. What?

Liam. Just go. I can't be responsible for another man losing an eye. What?

What? Nothing. Go. Okay. Liam.

I'll be back.

Well,

here we are again. Yep.

Want to catch a movie in Pediatrics?

Why not? What's playing?

Frozen. It's always frozen.

Shall we, Chateau Margot?

Okay.

Mr. Witzel has unfortunately passed.

Time of death?

Somewhere in between apps and entrees.

Sign here, please.

I'm not signing anything.

While I was busy saving Asher's patient, Deshana let mine die.

Yep, Mara, that's exactly what happened.

Mr. Witzel said, hey, I'm gonna die if that's cool with you. And I said, yeah,

it's cool. You do you.

It's unexpected, but that guy was a very high pre-op surgical risk, and so

cerebral embolization can occur.

It's nobody's fault. So you want to take that bass out of your voice now? Just

sign here, guys.

Please. You know what, Tishana?

Maybe you don't have to be sorry that the patient died, but can't you be sorry

that my patient died?

I mean, this is exactly what it's like to live with you. You throw away my

yogurts, and you won't let me have sex with Blake. Okay, I didn't need to know

all about that. You barreled through all of my feelings. Okay, I feel wrong

saying this as a woman, but your feelings are crazy.

You form an emotional attachment to anything.

I mean, who still keeps in contact with their Uber drivers?

I do. And you know what?

Kareem was right about you. We are too different to be friends. I agree.

Please, guys, please.

My wife's at an indoor water park right now with three of our daughters and

their two friends that nobody likes.

Also, she can give me the gift of freedom from female squabbling.

Do you know what humidity does to my wife's hair?

No, you don't. There's no way you do. So stay friends or don't stay friends. I

don't care. But sign the damn paper because my wife will not endure looking

like a Dominican Richard Simmons for nothing.

Fever's down.

He's doing well.

Can I get a nod on my watch?

No, Sam, you can't. And why are you still here? I didn't need you. I would

have figured out he wasn't septic. I know. You're so good at it. It's like

you have gaydar, but for sepsis. This isn't some joke, Sam. It's obvious

you're only here because you didn't think I could handle it.

Asher, that's not why I came back.

Hey, don't stress.

It's the number one cause of baldness.

All this?

Man troubles.

Marcus, Gerald.

Marcus catching me with Gerald.

That's why you're going bald.

You did an incredible job assisting with that interior chamber paracentesis. What

a rush.

That was a really good catch, Elliot.

Hey, you did the hard part. Passed up on the chance to have sex, gave a woman

credit, and listened to her. That's like a men's triple crown.

And I listened to her.

Hey, we still make a pretty good team.

Yeah, we do.

Okay, I know everybody makes fun of JD and my relationship.

The interns pooled our money and hired a psychic to figure out what you two were

to each other in a past life. Amara, I don't believe in any of that stuff. She

said that he was a horse and you were a black knight.

That explains the dream.

Listen, there's no one in my life I've had better times or worse fights with

than JD.

This hospital is a test.

It's either going to tear you apart or bring you together and make you so

close.

That you create a pact to die peacefully together holding hands in a nursing home

bed. Isn't that from the end of the notebook?

Is it?

JD lied to me.

He said he made that up.

Why are you in the haunted patient room? It's cold and smells like dead flowers.

It reminds me of April in England.

Usher, I didn't come in because I thought you needed my help.

I came in because this is so embarrassing, but I don't have a

life outside of this hospital.

Even my mom told me to stop calling because I was ruining her yoga retreat

in Oaxaca.

She lives such a rich and full life.

We're not supposed to have lives.

Because if we did, we wouldn't be great at this.

And you are really great at this.

Tell you what next day off. Let's go to that harmonizing for beginners class.

You've been talking about Did

we just low-key eat that down? I don't know what that means, but we

almost certainly did not

Also, can we just acknowledge how much we're crushing this? I mean, with our

son and our careers, our romantic lives.

If I wasn't us, I'd be jealous of us.

I know. God, there were so many times over the past few years that I never

thought I'd be okay again, and I don't even remember the last time I ate

Pringles off my own chest.

Wait, like tip to skin?

Nope, I just wedge that tube right between the girls and tip on back.

Well, your depression sounds way more delicious than mine. I once slept at the

foot of Turk and Carla's bed, like a dog. I know. Carla sent me a picture. It

was nice, though. They left out this cute little furry staircase I could just

crawl down when I had to go pee and crawl back in when I was done.

Anyway, we've come a long way, and I'm really happy for you. I'm really happy

for you, too.

It's clear how much Charlie likes you. Well, thank you. And I know I haven't

always been a huge fan of Sean, but he is a handsome SOB.

And I can tell that he really loves you. Yeah, he does.

Speaking of them, should we go look for them? Oh, God, yeah. They're probably

bored to tears.

Steak time!

Oh!

Damn! Whether he wanted or not, the hospital will always play a part in our

relationships.

It can break you apart.

Okay, one last patient. My night float will have been a success.

I've been a nurse a long time, and nobody comes back here on their night

off. You really aren't sure he could do this job, are you?

Why would you say that?

You may have made some mistakes, but you're becoming one of the best young

doctors in this place.

I don't know if I could say the same for him.

He'll get there.

I'll make sure he does.

It can make you realize what you have.

You sure Dr. Turk's paying?

This isn't some weird blessing, right? He said, I ain't getting that damn

deposit back, so somebody better enjoy this.

Of course, we're both vegetarians, so we're gonna have to figure out another

way to get our money's worth. Order a bunch of steak and sell the meat on the

street? No, Amara. Alcohol.

Oh, your most expensive bottle of wine. Oh, and two spoons.

And if you're lucky, even when everything else falls apart, the bonds

you formed will still hold.

Thanks.

I was really falling in love with Charlie. She was perfect.

I just can't believe Sean left me for that loser.

I'm sorry.

I just want to take a moment to say to you both that that was crazy, right?

They were really going at it. He had her up against the wall like bam and she was

wrapped around him like and they went to hospital.

That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

It's not funny.

I just booked us a trip to the Bahamas.

It's non-refundable.

I got a steel drum lesson.

Look, it just kind of happened.

You know, I mean, not just there. There were sparks when he introduced us. And

then we just started spending so much time together. That's right. Because,

you know, you were too busy. And so were you. Saving lives. And I just, I think

she's so great.

Can you stop rubbing his nipple, please?

Sorry.

And Elliot, I don't know what to say. I feel terrible. You know what, Sean? It's

not really your fault.

It's JD's. What? He's the one who forced you back into my life, and I'm sitting

here like an idiot with my ex-husband, his ex-girlfriend, and my ex-ex

-boyfriend. Well, now, actually, it's ex-ex-ex-boyfriend. Nobody cares, JD.

Check, please.