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Let's go do something.

Make all dressed up.

You want to go out like that?

Yeah, why?

I don't know. Anyway, I'm like trying to do some day trading here.

I dressed up for you. Come on, let's go out. Let's do something.

Well, I'm making some money here. If I like step away, I could lose something.

Really? You care about that?

Hey, this is funding the trip. Where he...

Okay, but let's do something on this trip because if not I'm going to step

away I Mean like how about in a few hours, okay?

What you're just gonna go by yourself

who I came with. Who the fuck is that?

So this is Joan.

And I brought him over because since you just weren't paying attention to me,

he's gonna be paying attention to me.

Oh, really?

That's the airplane now?

Wow.

Yeah. She told me you weren't really taking care of it enough over here, so I

had to come handle it.

So you're actually serious, huh?

Yeah. I can't believe it. What the fuck I'm seeing?

Alright, well... Ha ha ha, very funny.

Alright, can you ask him to leave now? No.

This is what you get.

What, what am I getting?

You're gonna see me get fucked by him.

Are you serious?

Yeah. You can't just do that.

Yeah, I can. You're gonna make me watch?

Now you're gonna watch.

You weren't paying attention to me.

And I had to come in and take over, so... Oh my god.

I just... I can't even believe this.

Well... I don't... If you go through with this, I don't know if we're gonna

be okay after that. What do you mean?

I can't... This is very upsetting.

You can't just rub this in my face.

How can I date you after this? Oh, I could rub a lot of things in your face.

Especially... I'm gonna rub this all over your face.

No, no, that's staying all the way over there.

No, no.

You're fucking kidding me.

This is absolutely fucking insane.

You're overreacting so much.

You could have just like

drove away and just drank at the bar like a normal person, not bring someone

home.

I wanted to go with you.

You didn't want to go with me.

This image burned in my mind.

Hey,

at least I'm here doing it in front of your face and not behind your back.

I didn't think of it like that.

You gotta take care of things or else somebody else will.

Well, I guess I do appreciate the honesty.

You don't have to like rub it in.

You know what was fucking insane You being on your phone while I was dressed

up in my cute little outfit.

I got all dressed up for you.

I can't help but I have to work. Unlike you, you just sit here and mooch off me.

Mooch off you?

Any guy would want me to mooch off them. Right? You would want me to mooch off

you? Of course.

No, are you enjoy looking you're gonna have to make it so loud

You were supposed to be the one getting stroked like this.

Instead you were busy fucking playing with your phone.

I mean, you can stroke me anytime.

Oh no, you're gonna watch me stroke his dick.

You're really gonna go through with this?

I thought you were just kidding.

I think she is.

You thought I was just kidding?

I mean, blowjob is one thing, but penetration, like, you don't have to go

all the way. You made your point, alright?

No, I did not make my point.

Why don't you hold my hand while I'm getting fucked?

I would, but it's covered in... Oh my

god,

she's so fucking tight.

It's because I'm not that big.

Now you're laughing at the size of my penis too? You're just the fucking

worst, man.

I'm gonna grab some chick, put her in front of you.

I don't even phase you.

You don't even care, do you?

You're having a good time. I'm having such a good time.

Yeah, keep moving just like that.

Lay down.

See that face while you're getting wet?

Your arms can't reach him.

Yeah.

I just keep working on my phone I'm

already traumatized enough

Yeah, yeah.

His dick isn't yours, that's why.

Can we call it quits now? Are you guys done?

No, I think she's going to rise from the dead first.

Are you fucking for real?

This is the worst vacation ever.

This is the best vacation ever!

so much.

I know. It's like, it takes so long normally for you to come once. Like, I

don't get it. I don't get what he's doing different.

Everything.

He's doing everything different.

For one, he's not on his fucking phone.

Well, uh, the phones are my lifeline.

I'm such a bad girl. You're very bad.

I'm such a bad girl. Yeah, you're the worst.

Keep watching.

Keep watching.

I've seen enough.

I'm gonna see it when I go to sleep at night every night.

Okay,

are you done now? No.

You had like two orgasms already.

I think she got one.

You're just insatiable.

I see it all right

If he does the sex so much better, maybe I could learn something.

Just watch and learn.

I could learn a lot of things from him.

she likes it, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

I'm not even really sure what he's doing.

You could, like, maybe give me pointers when we're actually going at it.

Or I could just come over and show you whatever she's using. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Maybe instead you should just, you know, focus on your phone all the time and

just have him come over.

You can just work and stay working on your phone.

Working does sound nice.

Yeah, just stay working and he'll satisfy me instead.

Maybe this might help our relationship after all.

I'm glad I could help.

Yeah, it takes a load off.

He could just give me a load.

Our taxes are due in three days.

I'm going to get back to the taxes. I've seen enough. I'm traumatized for weeks.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks for nothing.

Thank you for the trip!