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What if someone sees?

Who's gonna come, anyway?

Our old man is over there.

He went to the realtor.

Let's see... anyone here?

No one's here.

Really, nobody?

Ugh.

Who'd live in this house besides the old man and me?

No one.

Don't do that — just feel it.

Here, here, here.

Here, here, here.

Stop it.

Oh, here.

I'm about to come.

Oh, this feels good.

I like it here.

Oh, was it here? Yeah, here.

Here, here.

- Stop it. - Okay, okay.

Tingle, tingle.

Told you I'm a pervert.

You know me too well.

Tingle, tingle — oh, that feels good.

Take it easy — you'll break me.

I won't break.

Faster, faster.

Take off your panties.

Perfect, perfect — gently...

Easy... that's it, that's it.

Yeah... ah, that's good.

Good, good.

Oh—I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming right now.

What?

Now—I'm coming right now.

It's exactly this thick right now.

Thickness? Yeah—it's yours, babe.

I'm coming right now.

Keep doing it like this. Yeah—right, right.

This feels kinda strange.

Weird, right?

I don't think it's all in.

Ah, wait—shit—ah, that's good.

Much better.

Yeah, much better.

Oh man.

Oh—it fits perfectly.

Much better.

Yeah, much better.

Ah—it fits so well.

This is going in really deep.

Yeah, it is. Right?

Thrust.

Does it hurt when I thrust?

A little.

Yeah—that's it.

Now it's working.

Listen to that sound.

So wet.

That sound is so damn good.

Slap slap.

Right?

It's so damn juicy, right? Easy now.

Okay.

It feels so good.

Lie face down.

I said lie face down.

Ah, just like this.

Ah, I like this.

Mmm, so good.

Hear that sound?

It's so damn juicy.

Ah, this is it.

- Oppa's— - Huh?

I'll do it with my tongue.

There—like that, right?

You're so wet.

That's right.

This position's fine, right?

- Like this. - Yeah.

Oh—hey!

Easy—slow down.

Feels like mine's gonna break.

Doing it fast isn't always better.

You should be gentle and soft.

Orgasm...

Lean forward Lean forward, that's it.

This is okay, right?

Yeah, it's fine.

Oh, this feels good.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna come.

Feels good, doesn't it, baby?

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

I'm gonna come.

Stop, stop, I don't want it.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm coming. Baby, did you come?

We're doing it together, together.

That was perfect, ah.

Perfect.

Oh my, just look at that little pussy.

This bastard—it's broad daylight, and he's out like a light.

Hey, hey, wake up.

Hey, hey, wake up, you bastard.

- Oh! - What's the matter?

What's 'what's the matter'?

What kind of 'what's the matter' are you talking about?

I'm the one—this is my house! I come and go

however I want, so what's 'what's the matter'?

Get up and make food, hurry!

Wipe your drool, you bastard.

Ah, shit.

Ah, shit.

Oh, that...

To think of that guy as your child...

At night he just plays games.

And during the day he just lies around sleeping.

How do you expect to have an appetite like this?

In Somalia right now there's not a single grain of rice,

people are about to starve, you bastard.

Stop it! Seriously.

What is this, Somalia?

If I were born like those kids with silver spoons in their mouths...

I wouldn't be getting treated like this right now.

What the hell?

You just keep yapping like your mouth's wide open.

You're talking like some silver-spoon kid, you bastard.

You're not even worth a spoonful, you bastard.

Oh, come on, seriously.

What about a father like that?

Every little thing and it's 'Somalia, Somalia.'

Do you even know anyone in Somalia?

Byeongcheol, Byeongcheol.

Byeongcheol.

Why?

Don't say 'why' to me, you brat.

I called you because your father had something to tell his son — what else?

So you're here, say it.

Later.

A cousin who lives in the U.S. said he's coming to visit our house.

He said he'd stay for a few days.

Vacate the room you're using.

Okay.

At our house?

What about me, then?

You're telling me a cousin's coming to this tiny little place?

I don't care.

Tell him to just sleep at a motel.

Motels are the trend now and more convenient anyway.

Tell him to go to one — I don't care.

Daese?

Don't go talking like he's some big shot.

Calm down and stop acting crazy— do you want to live out of this house?

Hey!

You—then go live all cozy with that Daese guy in a motel, you bastard!

When Dad tells you something you should just say 'Yes, I will.'

Why so damn talkative?

If you go pick me up at the airport now, I won't be back until tonight.

Yeah—clean your room by then, okay?

Do what I say.

Ugh, seriously!

You're back.

What?

Now you're going to invite him into the house?

I'm not your sex partner.

You tell him to come home at the drop of a hat.

Today.

My dad—

won't be back until late.

He'll be home this evening.

Relax.

Just relax a little.

Ugh, this is so annoying!

What?

Are you really that clueless, or are you just stupid?

Now he doesn't even have money for a motel, so he tells you to come home.

What's wrong?

Okay.

Okay.

If you pass this civil service exam,

let's get married.

Civil servant.

Who do you think you are?

Who the hell do you think a civil servant is?

Babe.

You said you'd study for the civil service exam.

It's already been three years.

Three years, right?

So I...

I lowered it from level 7 to level 9.

Seriously, what's wrong with you?

I don't care if it's level 7 or 9.

Anyway, I'm really sick of our relationship being like this.

Mijeong.

Every single day

I think about how to make you happy.

I stay up all night,

studying until my eyes bleed.

And yet you don't trust me.

- Trust me, babe. - Right?

You trust me, right?

- I do. - Of course.

Because I trust you.

Since I believe you, I'll believe you to the end.

I'll trust you.

Trust me. Be good.

You do trust me.

Trust me to the end.

I'll believe you to the very end.

You have long legs, too.

You're especially sexy today.

You're looking especially handsome today, babe.

Yeah.

Come here.

That's so good.

That's excellent.

I like it too.

That's so good.

Are you already turned on?

Oppa, you touch me so well.

That's it.

You're turned on because I touched you so well.

Ah—like this.

Lie down.

Oppa, you look extra hot today.

Ugh, these panties are embarrassing... they're boyshorts.

I wear them at home to be comfortable. What do you think?

No, I like it.

No, I like it.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, it's so long.

That's right.

Good.

Oh, it's so long.

Seems longer than oppa's, right?

No.

Shall I let it in?

I'm going crazy.

Good.

You startled me.

So, honey, want to try being on top?

Okay, I'll get on.

Really?

I told you.

Come in, come in.

Babe, your breasts are beautiful.

They're so soft.

Ooh, that's sexy.

Who do you think I learned that from?

From who?

Oppa said so. Yeah, he did.

Ah, that's weird.

Weird.

Feels good.

Where the hell is that guy?

He said he'd come meet us at the airport.

This is why Koreans are hopeless.

They have no concept of being on time.

The address says it should be around here.

Ah, this feels so good.

Feels good.

Excuse me.

I'm about to cum.

Ah, I'm about to cum.

You can cum inside.

I'm about to cum.

You can cum inside.

I haven't been to Incheon Airport in ages.

I didn't even realize they'd opened Terminal 2.

I'm so sorry, sister-in-law.

I should've taken care of it.

No, it's okay.

Actually, I'm the one who's indebted to you.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it— of course you'll stay with us.

So, is your family in the U.S. doing well?

Yes, yes, everyone's fine.

Then, what brings our daughter-in-law to Korea?

Oh, no...

It's not that anything specific happened.

Just this and that...

Since I've been living in the U.S.,

I missed Korea.

Oh, so you're here sightseeing?

Yes, something like that.

Welcome, welcome.

While you're here in Korea,

be sure to see lots of great places.

Oh—if we'd run into you at the airport earlier,

there's a galbi place I always go to.

I was going to take you there.

You flew ten hours from the U.S.,

so you must be exhausted.

You probably don't want to do much.

As for the galbi,

let's have it tomorrow.

Today,

my son and I will just eat our usual meal.

Have something simple and get some rest.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

You can go ahead now.

Oh, really!

You can come inside.

Ah, no!

You pervert, seriously.

That's not it.

I went to the bathroom to pee.

It's not that—this jerk made me look bad in front of the whole neighborhood.

You bastard— I peed before the in-law noticed. Get out.

You must have nothing better to do, daughter-in-law.

Is that guy watching her shower?

Ugh.

How did someone like him end up in our family?

Ah, I really...

I love it.

I like it too.

Shall we go?

Hello.

You're going out this early?

It's way too early—there won't be anything to see if you go out now.

Eat breakfast before you go.

Nope.

There's a Korean proverb—

The early bird gets the worm.

You know that saying.

And—

I'm much younger, so speak casually.

Come on, that's not right.

But we're in-laws.

No, it's awkward for me.

Can I call you 'uncle' too?

Oh, our daughter-in-law.

Maybe it's because you grew up in America,

You're so cool.

Well, maybe.

First, let's grab a bite.

No.

And I'll take some photos,

If you go out now you can see the streets and take pictures.

Photos?

I'll take one for you too, sir.

Photos? At your age?

Come on—you look like you're thirty.

And...

In America, people still date even after they're eighty.

Oh, don't make jokes like that.

By the way, you don't even know Seoul—what are you going to do?

Oh.

Besides, there's a tourist map

and your phone's connected to the internet, so you'll be fine.

Don't rely on that too much.

I forgot yesterday too.

Seoul isn't that easy.

Wait a sec.

Byeongcheol!

Byeongcheol!

Byeongcheol, are you still asleep?

Hey, Byeongcheol!

Damn it, this guy!

I put that girl from my in-laws in charge of the tour,

What are you doing? He still hasn't come back.

To this idiot...

I shouldn't have put him in charge of the guide.

You sick pervert!

Don't you dare do anything like that again.

You little bastard—just try coming in!

I'll rip you a new one.

Sorry I'm late.

What do you mean 'sorry'? I don't give a damn.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh dear—sorry, sister-in-law.

I shouldn't have put that guy in charge of being our guide.

He just ended up being a burden.

I'm sorry.

No, um...

Thanks for showing me so many nice spots today.

I took lots of photos and really enjoyed it.

Really?

But actually...

I wanted to go home.

I said, 'Let's just have one drink and then go in.'

I didn't know your son couldn't drink.

And then things ended up like that.

I'm sorry.

No, no.

Don't apologize.

I'm the one who should be sorry.

Ah.

Would you like to see the photos we took today?

Oh—the photos.

Sure.

Huh?

Why? Is something wrong?

We were out sightseeing all over today.

We took so many photos.

None of them came out.

Hey, take a close look. Could the camera be broken?

Aw, come on.

It's not broken.

I took the memory card out this morning...

Ah... cameras like this use a memory card.

Exactly — it's kept separately.

Oh, good. So the camera isn't broken.

No, the camera isn't broken.

I forgot the memory card and left it at home.

Well then, today...

We both went through all that for nothing.

I'm a bit disappointed, though.

But it was fun, so we're even, right?

Like you said, we should've had a good breakfast before heading out.

I'm sorry.

Tomorrow—

Like you said.

I'll pack carefully and make sure to bring everything.

Mmm, that looks good.

Take your time—it's hot.

Would you like some too, Mister?

It's delicious.

Ah, ramen's not really my thing.

Maybe it's because I'm getting older.

If I only eat ramen, my stomach acts up quickly.

Mister—

I told you this morning.

In America, even an eighty-year-old grandpa can fall in love.

Okay, okay, I got it.

Eat slowly—it's hot, I'm telling you.

Oh, okay.

So earlier you were drinking with no snacks at all?

You only drank?

Not exactly.

I was helping your son get here.

I'm done digesting.

Sir.

Do you have any alcohol?

Soju's perfect with late-night ramen.

Soju?

You've been living in the U.S. and you even know soju?

C'mon, living in America doesn't make you stop being Korean.

Don't underestimate American supermarkets.

If you go to a discount mart—

they have way more ramen varieties than Korean markets.

Oh, really.

Stop nagging.

If you've got any booze, give me a drink.

Ah, I should have a glass of soju.

Okay, okay—wait a moment, I'll bring some.

I wonder if there's any soju at home.

Wait a second.

Why did you drink so much?

Hey—careful, careful, careful.

Looks like you're a lightweight.

Why?

Then what about last night when you seemed fine?

Last night?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm being ridiculous.

No, really.

You don't have to apologize.

I appreciated you watching over me.

So don't hold back.

I like you too, mister.

No.

But I don't think that's right for us.

We're in-laws.

We're in-laws.

So what's wrong with that?

We're not strangers anyway, are we?

No, that's not true.

Father-in-law!

Why isn't this going well?

Something stuck in your throat?

Why are you sulking?

Why?

Did Father-in-law scold you?

Since when can you talk to me like that?

Turns out they're the same age as me.

Right?

How do you black out after just one bottle of soju?

You, man...

What's the point of being a man if you can't hold your liquor?

No, it's not like that.

I can hold my liquor, you know.

I was just...

I was studying for the civil service exam for a while.

I've been off the booze.

So I've cut back on drinking.

If there's any soju, bring it— I'll drink a whole case.

You're even cuter when you get mad.

You're an interesting bunch.

You.

You masturbated thinking about me last night, didn't you?

Masturbated?

Me...

What did you see?

You masturbated last night.

Right?

No.

What's wrong with that?

It's a perfectly normal bodily function.

Who says otherwise?

It's just how it is.

If you want to have sex with me...

You can.

I'm cool with that.

If Dad sees...

What are you going to do...?

Oh—your in-law!

In-law.

They did the dishes earlier,

then went out to the real estate office.

Oh, I see.

Then just do it.

Okay then.

I love it so much.

Nice.

I love it, I love it.

Ah, shit, that's good!

You're doing it like crazy.

Oh—you're really good at it.

How are you this good?

Good, good. What—are you going to speak casually to me?

Good.

I think I'm really good at this.

Foreigners really are something else.

That's right.

Oh, that's right.

Turn around.

What are you saying right now?

Oh—are you speaking English?

Oh my God!

Yeah—right, right.

Just a little more.

That woman, my in-law,

She stayed for a few days and then returned to the U.S.

You really go through all kinds of things in life.

But.

Strangely, the awkwardness that had been...

My relationship with my father got better.

Maybe, perhaps.

That we had a forbidden love...

A big secret...

That I had to share with my father...

Was it because of a sense of solidarity?

Honestly.

Honestly, I don't really know the reason, but...

It hurts.

Take it easy.

Sorry, sorry.

I've been...

My libido's through the roof.

Let's see.

Easy...

I'll take it easy, I will.

But what about your son?

Your son?

That kid's really strange.

I don't know what got into him lately—he's all fired up about studying.

He's been going to a cram school in Noryangjin.

Didn't Mijeong know?

A Noryangjin cram school?

Yeah.

Life's full of surprises.

All sorts of things happen.

He used to be holed up in his room all the time,

just playing games.

Who would've thought he'd go to cram school?

Who knew?

But...

What are you going to do now?

What?

Mister.

I know, I know, I get it.

You don't have to tell me.

I have an idea.

I'll take care of everything.

As for Mijeong...

whether she'll be my daughter-in-law or...

whether she'll be that bastard Byeongcheol's new stepmom...

Mijeong will decide.

Okay.

Yes.

Enough questions.

Focus on what you're doing.

Got it.

Something naughty.

Open it slowly.

Feels so good.

I'm going crazy.

I can't hold back.

Don't.

Ah, it's hot!

Feels like a blast furnace.

This blast furnace is driving me crazy.

I don't know why I'm like this.

Maybe I'm getting my youth back.

Yeah—call it rejuvenation.

It's making me young again right now.

The taste of a burning blast furnace...

I'll make you feel it properly.

I want to feel it.

I wanna feel it.

You're tasting it right now.

A little more.

Shoot like a butterfly.

What kind of dad is stronger than his son?

Shh.

Don't say stuff like that.

Let's focus.

Okay.

Tilt your head back.

Put it behind your neck.

Come on, eat.

Here—ah.

I'll enjoy this.

Eat slowly.

Father.

Now— for a late-night snack, ramen's the best, I think.

Son.

Shall we have a drink of soju?

Of course.

Sounds good.

Shall we have a drink?

That's my boy.

Would you look at us.

You know, us—father and son...

Even the way we eat is the same?

Who do you think I take after?

I take after my father.

Told you—he's my son.

Good.

Ow, you bastard!

He's all muscle.

Hey, have you been seeing Mijeong lately?

No.

That government official.

We decided not to see each other for a while until you pass the exam.

Okay.

Studying for the exam is important, but—

don't forget to take care of your health.

Don't overdo it. Seriously.

Eat, okay?

- Son. - Yes.

I love you.

I love you passionately, too.

Do we, father and son, even show love that intensely?