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NARRATOR: While Quicksilver. The Kidd and Bluegrass...

have got their hands full with a deadly asteroid storm...

Steelheart has to escort Pokerface to the Penal Planet.

But Hardware invents a Supermagnetizer to clip Steelheart': wings.

Can Steelwill respond to his sister's telepathic distress signals...

in time to save her from Hardware': evil machinations?

Today's episode of Sihlerhawks.

[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]

STARGAZER [OVER RADIO]: Commander Stargazer to Quicksilver.

- Give me a progress report. - Relax. Commander.

We're cracking these asteroids like they were pistachio nuts.

By the time we've finished with this little hailstorm...

it's not going to get anywhere near Hawk Haven.

Now we get to your mission. Sergeant Steelhealt.

Take a look at this guy.

Pokerface. In charge of all Mon♪Star's gambling operations.

- Nasty piece o1 work. Commander. - Huh.

You don't get to be Mon♪Sta|'s gambling boss...

by being MI. Nice Guy. Light?

Now. Watch this.

STEELHEART: Looks harmless enough. STARGAZER: Ha! Heh-heh.

Looks like he deals a mean hand. Commander. But where do I fii in?

Brigadier Blitelite has finally caught up with Pokeliace.

He's got him on Bedlama.

Your mission is to collect Pokerface from Bedlarna...

and escort him to the Penal Planet.

But we've got no transport, commander.

Seymour. Seymour!

I don't like this. You know what I mean?

I mean. I don't like it.

You got no choice. Pal. Government regulations.

We've requisitioned your cab and that's it and that's all about it.

- Well. I still don't like it. - Beat it.

Come on. Seymour. Let's get it over with.

I mean. A guy's gotta make a living. Light?

I mean. Those government requisitions...

they take a couple of light-years to pay.

You know what I mean?

[MON♪STAR GROWLING]

MON♪STAR: I want Pokeliace back, Hardware.

I don't care how you do ii. Just get him back.

Hm-hm. We got wold that Steelhealt's escorting him to the Penal Planet, boss.

And she's a tough lady...

but. Heh-heh. Hm-hm. I reckon I've got just the thing to tix he! Good.

[GHUNTING]

This is the Hardware Mark ll Supelmagnetizel.

[CHUCKLES]

Irresistible to all metal objects...

including Silvelhawks.

[GHUNTING]

I fix the Supelmagnetizel to Mumbo-Jumbo...

and operate it with this remote control.

[ROARING]

[CHUCKLING]

I like it. Hardware.

Looks like Steelhealt could be in lo! A little shock.

[ALL LAUGHING]

I hope this rattletrap will get us to the Penal Planet, Seymour.

Hey, lady, I didn't ask for this ride.

You know what I mean?

Don't go away. Seymour. Keep that meter running.

Ugh. A lot of good that's gonna do.

Let me out of here, brigadier.

- Folget it. - How about a million Limbo bucks?

I'm adding attempted bribery to the charge sheet. Sucker.

Ah. You'll be the sucker...

when Mon♪Star hears about this, brigadier.

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

- Come. - Bligadie| Blitelite?

I'm Sergeant Steelhealt.

There's your prisoner. I'll be glad to get lid ol him.

And don't target this thing. It's lethal.

[PO KEHFAC E G HUNTS]

POKERFACE: I'll get you 10! This. Steelhealt. STEELHEART: Save it.

Gee. That's one tough tomato.

Heh-heh. You know what I mean?

The Penal Planet, Seymour. And step on it.

That's what they all say. “Step on it, Seymour.“

You know what I mean?

[ALL GRUNT]

- What was thai. Seymour? - Gotta get the suspension fixed.

That's not suspension.

[GASPS]

This will bring Steelhealt down to earth.

Whoa! Ooh!

[GHUNTING]

STEELHEAHT: Put your foot down, Seymour.

It's through the floor already. Lady.

Heh-heh. They've come 10! Me. Steelhealt.

And you and that fat cabbie are going to get yours.

Hey, leave me out of this.

I'm just iollowing government orders. You know what I mean?

Hey. What are you doing?

If they want me down there, I'm going down there fast.

Take cover.

- You okay. Seymour? - I'm getting out o1 here. Lady.

This is your fight. Not mine.

Seymour. Wait. Pokeliace is out cold and...

[GHOANS]

There she is.

[GHUNTING]

[ROARING]

You've had it. Steelhealt.

This is one tug of war you'll never win.

Don't be too sure. Hardware.

[GHUNTING]

[HOARS]

Get her. Mumbo-Jumbo.

Charge!

[GHUNTING]

Hm-hm. Nice try. Steelhealt.

But you'll never beat my Supelmagnetizel...

[CHUCKLES]

When I switch it to overdrive.

[HARDWARE LAUGHING]

[GHUNTING]

HARDWARE: No iolce in Limbo can resist the Supelmagnetizel.

Perhaps this will teach you...

not to mess with Mon♪Sta| and his mob.

[HARDWARE LAUGHING]

[GHUNTING]

STEELMHLL: Steelheart. Something': wrong.

She's trying to communicate with me telepathically.

I've got to help her.

- What's up. Sergeant? - Steelheali. Sir.

I just know she's in trouble.

- Whele? - I couldn't figure that part out.

Only one way to find out.

Stargazer to Quicksilver, do you lead me?

QUICKSILVER: I read you, commander.

We're still trying to break up this blasted asteroid storm...

before it reaches Hawk Haven.

It looks like Steelhealfs in trouble. Probably somewhere on Bedlama.

We need Tally-Hawk to make a scan. Find out where.

As good as done, commander.

She is on Bedlama.

- I have to get down there and help her. - Wail. You'll need this.

- What is it? - It's a polarity reversal.

It will reverse the power of that blasted Superrnagnetizer.

But how did you know?

[LAUGHS]

I've been fighting the mob up here 10! 300 years. Sergeant.

This isn't the tilst time they've pulled the old magnetic-attraction stunt.

- Now. Move it. - Yes. Sir.

Time to show those mobsters they can't block the Silvelhawks.

Ready or n01. Here I come.

Geronimo!

Mmm. Attaboy. Mumbo-Jumbo.

[CHUCKLES]

We've got he! This time.

STEELHEAKT: Can't hold out much longer.

Where are you, Will? I need you.

STEELWILL: Geronimo!

Okay. Mumbo-Jumbo...

let's see how you like Commander Stargazefs polarity reversal.

[GASPS AND GRUNTS]

[GHUNTING]

You got here just in time. Little bro.

Mm. Looks like that blasted thing's got the Supelmagnetizel beat.

We'll just have to slug it out hand-to-hand.

[HARDWARE YELLS]

Charge. Mumbo-Jumbo. Charge.

Hit them where it hurts.

Hey, taro.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

HARDWARE: Huh?

Looks like it's time to play my hand.

[STEELHEAHT SCHEAMS]

[YELLS]

[LAUGHS]

Looks like clubs are trumps.

- You okay? - I'll make it.

Guess this calls for teamwork. You go wide left, I'll go wide right.

You got it, coach.

They have to come out from behind there sometime.

POKERFACE: Yes. And when they do. Bingo.

There they are.

Oh. I can't get a clean shot at them.

But, heh-heh-heh...

I've still got the Supelmagnetizel.

And since they're up in the ail...

they'll never be able to resist it this time.

Looks like we tumbled. Sis.

Let's just hope we can prevent the turnover.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Go. Go. Go. Hardware!

Go 10! Bloke.

SEYMOUR: Gee. This is a can of worms anyway you look at it.

I mean. On one hand the Steel Twins lose...

I'm gonna be in real trouble with old Stargazer.

Then. On the other hand. Say the mob loses. Ho-ho.

Mon♪Star will have me in a sling...

msuuner than I can say, "You know what I mean?"

You know what I mean?

Oh. Gee. This is a no-win situation.

Hey. You crummy hack.

What do you think you're doing?

Whoa! Who are you calling crummy. Alphabet iace?

Crummy hack. Huh? Heh-heh-heh.

That does it.

[GHUNTING]

Time to get out of here.

On your way some place?

Oh. I...

I think he's trying to say. "The Penal Planet." sis.

Hang tough, Pokerface. We'll get you out of there.

I just thought o1 something. Will.

Yes. I know. Sis.

How are we going to get him to the Penal Planet in the first place?

Yeah. That's what I want to know.

I mean. Who's gonna pay 10! The cab. Huh?

I mean. Ii I have to wait 10! A government requisition...

I could be walking places the rest of my life.

You know what I mean?

Well. Seymour. I guess we owe you.

So tell you what we'll do.

We'll get old Commander Stargazer to tow us back to Hawk Haven...

and to give you an advance against the repairs to your cab.

How's that?

Gee. Steel Twins. You'd do that 10! Me?

- Sule. Look what you did 10! Us. - Yeah.

I guess I did, at that, didn't I?

You know what I mean? Hee-hee. Ha-ha.

[TALLY-HAWK CRIES]

BLUEGRASS: All set to go. Kidd? - Yep.

Okay. Blast off.

Today. Kidd. We're gonna take a closer look at the sun.

Of course, the sun's fight is too powerful'

for us to look at it with our naked' eyes-

So never look directly at the sun. Even for a second.

Remember, always use the special filter.

That's better. Kidd.

Okay. Here's the first question for six points.

How old is the sun?

Is it 1 million years?

One billion years?

Or about 4 and a half billion years old?

Four and a half billion years.

That's right. 4 and a hall billion years. Give yourself six points.

Now. The sun is by far the largest object in our solar system.

For six more points, Kidd...

about how many Earths could' fit inside the Sun?

About 1000?

One million?

0! 5 million?

- One million. - One million, right again.

Well, that makes it 12 points for today.

Nice going.

[ENGLISH SDH]