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me love

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh!

Rolling papers?

You mean hair rollers.

We give head.

We do head. We do hair.

Roach clip.

I suggest we call an exterminator.

Percy? Mrs. Walter, you couldn't possibly have come for a styling. He

looks at you marvelously.

Where is Warren?

We do have an appointment.

Where the hell is he?

I can begin to tell you the problems I've been having with him.

It's one excuse after another.

Oh, he can't stand me up.

Oh, where could he be? I'm going to go show him.

Well, I'm late.

Don't be concerned.

It has given me enough time to review your loan application.

Please sit down.

Mr. Peace, you have been a... Oh, Warren.

You have been a hairdresser for some time. A stylist, hair stylist.

And now you wish to open your own salon. Yep, I'm going to call it Public Hair.

Very clever.

But the bank must be satisfied that you're well-versed in sound business

practice.

Otherwise, a loan would demand prohibitive collateral.

And that's a drag, right?

What is it?

Collateral? Something of value.

Do you have any assets?

I'm thinking of something a little bit more tangible.

Like what?

Are you endowed?

Warren has become very irresponsible, isn't he?

I'm giving a dinner for the sharp albacore tonight. I must be perfect.

What is wrong with him?

It's this inflated opinion he has of himself.

He's begun to act as though he had some extraordinary talent.

Not really.

What does he have?

A concert, just for you.

You have to let me try it. Come into my shop tomorrow and I'll make it

beautiful. $10,000 is a substantial amount.

And I must review your assets carefully.

Assets? How much do you want? What the hell would I be here for if I had any

money? I got the customers. I got the talent. I just don't have the money.

Mr. Peace, I have a figure you must examine.

What kind of figure?

One which your asset can match.

You've got to give him credit.

Oh, he's so thoughtless.

A pig? Not a pig.

But new talent is constantly emerging.

George here has natural ability and true technique.

Why don't we let him look after you this afternoon? I think you'll be more than

satisfied. No, no, no.

I'll wait.

How he manages to keep your loyalty, I don't know.

I'd like to know how he does.

Bye.

Give me more.

So how'd I do?

Your assets seem to be sufficient.

However, the longevity and reliability of a borrower's undertakings are serious

considerations. I cannot yet approve your loan.

What? Please don't be alarmed. I'm sure you'll satisfy the requirements, but

under these circumstances, it will take time to amortize the loan.

What's the difference? It's not your money.

I must act as though it is.

So do me a favor. A measly 10 grand. I'll bring you back the payments

personally. I really want to do your hair.

This is not the time.

The next week we'll review things in depth.

You weren't so goddamn tight a minute ago.

Actually, my terms are quite liberal.

Well, aren't mine?

Every bank has different standards.

Maybe someone else will be more easily satisfied.

Well, fuck your money, Ms. Schlamm. Maybe you'll return next week.

You cheap cat cunt!

Send in the next one.

I know you haven't given one yet, have I, sir?

Warren, up all the time, sir. Be late. Oh, sorry, Miss Wadley. I got a little

hung up. I can imagine. You know I'm giving a dinner for the shop armor

-coaching night. How could you?

I almost didn't make it at all.

Oh, I'm sure you made it, sir.

Warren, how can you run after all those little cunts?

You just don't understand me. You know, you...

You just don't know that I'm different from all those others.

Just riches.

You don't know how much I need you.

How much you mean to me.

How much I need it.

Hey, I thought you were in a hurry.

I am.

How is your long-lasting little lover who seems to wear you out?

Who, Meg?

Whoever. My little actress.

She'll make it.

Ancient wind-blown sands call to you across the deserts.

Time drifts as the sands.

The man-gods, your ancestors, the pharaohs beckon to you.

You are borne forth on the litter by naked Nubian slaves.

In to the bowels of the Sphinx.

Torches burn with scented eucalyptus ferns. The low morning

chant of sightless slaves sends tremors of ecstasy through your

silken body.

You are lowered down onto the gleaming altar.

New beings anoint your skin with petulia.

The gleaming sarcophagus opens, revealing Ramses,

man-god.

The ages have dried his skin, but not his passion.

He descends into the crypt.

The ancient goddess, sprinkled in salt,

Stand with one hand raised.

With one finger, he commands you.

Felicity.

Felicity, I can't cut hair like this.

Oh, Warren.

Warren! I see you've managed to pacify

Mrs. Wadley. You're an asshole, Percy.

Yes, very stimulating.

I won't tolerate your lateness again, Warren.

If I want to hear shit, I'll squeeze your head.

Charming! I've had it up to here with you, Warren. Through which hole?

Look, don't push me, Percy, because if I go, my customers go with me, so get off

my back. Your customers? Oh, hurt me.

Listen, bitch, with or without you, the head shop will continue to attract

ladies of taste.

It won't taste the same, Percy.

I'm so glad you understand, Mrs. Wadley.

Warren's talent is a mere fallacy.

A mere fallacy. Eat shit!

That fucking faggot.

I don't know why you let him do that to you. Everybody knows you're the head

shop. Because I don't have the money to open up my own shop. I don't want to

work for anybody. It cramps my fucking concept.

I could call my husband.

Who?

Fester. Fester.

Why not?

He could put it up.

Up what?

Oh, money.

You know, darling, your talent is... Just like money in the bank.

He'd do that for me?

No, he'd do it for me and...

I was thinking of you.

You wouldn't take me to a cockfight, you and your precious proprieties.

Keep up appearances.

Don't let the world see your shame.

You treat me like a dime-store cunt while I'm...

No, that's not true.

You know how much I love you, and how busy I've been trying to manipulate oil

prices, and the prying reporters always trying to dig up dirt, and the goddamn

Arabs thinking they can run the world like white people.

It drains me, sweetheart.

You're the only one who can get me through it all.

The Shah is coming to dinner tonight, and I'm gonna have my hands filled with

him and the rest of his Muslim monkeys.

Oh, and I'm not invited.

You wouldn't want to be there anyway, Fanny.

It's a goddamn boar.

And Christ, they eat like animals.

You can get me through it all.

Oh, I need your help.

Then I can come.

I need your help, Annick.

I need your love.

Oh.

Stick it up your shop.

Open for me, oh, cheeks of the Nile.

Open for my jeweled scepter.

Hold me in the bounds of your being.

I think you get the part.

The picture is Sins of the Sphinx.

Two-week shooting schedule, commencing Monday.

On location at Santini Brothers Moving and Storage Warehouse, Hoboken, New

Jersey. And does that present a problem to you?

Oh, no.

Good. Now, I want you to meet the backer, Festive Oddly.

He's giving a dinner party tonight for the Shah of Aramco.

It'll be good for you. Lots of contacts, many important people.

What time?

I'll pick you up around seven, and I want you to look your best.

What should I wear?

Nothing you don't have to.

And remember... Sink,

Sphinx. Well...

I have to go now, Mr. Von Heimstroke.

You can call me Eric.

See you later, Eric.

Take your greasy hands off me! Don't run from me. I'll give you another pole

opponent.

Put it back in your pants, Fester. I can't come.

You can't either. Just stay there, will you? Just stay right there.

Why the hell would you want to come?

Because... you're ashamed to introduce me to your friends.

I want to meet the people that are important to you, to know you better.

I hate being just your private piece of ass.

You think I don't know how to behave.

You treat me like dirt, like all I'm good for is your bed.

Oh, Fanny, that's not true, honey.

Son of a bitch!

Okay, you can come.

Oh, Bester.

My hair!

And my red dress is at the cleaners.

Oh, fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

What are they holding?

One moment, please.

Your wife.

Hello, dear.

How are you, dear? Working hard?

Just a personnel problem.

Everything set for tonight?

Oh, yes, darling.

There's somebody I'd love for you to see.

Today?

Felicity? Yes, yes.

What's that noise?

Oh, I met the hairdressers. He's the one I want you to meet. His name is

Warren Peace. He's such a sweet boy and he's got such talent

and good taste.

I really think it'd be a very good little investment for you, Bester.

Investment from a fairy hairdresser?

I'd like to see him get ahead.

Cleaners, cleaners. I'll bet you would, Felicity.

But what kind of half-assed investment would that be for me?

He's got very good word of mouth.

And he really is quite big.

I'd love to see him get on top.

This is my pants.

Miss Wiley, this is blowjob. I mean, Maggie.

Maggie, what's the trip? I'm jammed up.

I introduce you. What do you want? I have to talk to you. What are you doing?

New curling technique. Fine.

Maggie,

what's the matter? I've got to get back to work.

I can't go out with you tonight.

That's it?

Jesus Christ, I thought your tit died or something.

Can you come over today, dear?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

This minute? Right away?

Oh, yes.

God, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, come.

Come. Okay, I'll send him over right now. Bye, dear. Thank you.

I might have to go away for a while.

Why? What's the matter?

Will you do my hair?

Your hair? But, Maggie, I'm busy.

Oh, you're always too busy for me. What's that supposed to mean?

I got a part in a movie today, and you don't even care.

What movie?

You won't even cut my hair. I'm going to be gone for two weeks.

Hey, what's gotten into you?

I'll cut your hair, but not now.

When?

But you're not leaving till Monday.

But I've got to meet the producer tonight.

Well, why didn't you say so?

I'll slip it in this afternoon.

Will you?

Sure, I will. Now relax.

Hey, aren't you the one coming to the island with me?

I don't know.

What do you mean? You don't want to help me build our bungalow anymore?

And live in the sun and swim?

And be in love every day?

Yeah.

Lots and lots of coconuts.

Now, aren't you the one?

Yeah.

What the hell is that? Jesus Christ, Felicity.

You really got the hearts.

Well, a blow in the hand beats no bird in the bush. Besides, you're not going

to have any time.

Why not?

My husband was said to send you over right away.

You mean he'll do it?

Fine, sis.

Oh, Felicity.

Why did you pull it out?

Squirt all over me?

Well, one has certain obligations.

Oh, God damn it. I didn't call for any messenger.

Warren Pierce!

How's the beauty, Pierce, baby?

You know this person?

Warren and I are old friends.

Everybody knows Warren.

He's a very well-known stylist.

Well, what the hell is he doing here?

What the hell are you doing here?

Oh, Fanny, um, Felicity, your wife said that... Oh, yes, yes, you're the fairy.

I mean, the hairdresser, right.

Never, never, lad.

Well, why the hell didn't you say so? Now, sit down.

Oh, no, no, you better not. I have an appointment.

Why don't we, uh... Warren can escort me, Fester.

If you've got a tux, it'll be great.

Okay, Fester? Warren and I haven't seen each other for so long.

Please.

Oh, yeah, well, I don't see any harm in this.

Oh, my...

We'll make it like old times.

You can come by early and do my hair like you used to. What do you say?

Tonight?

Let me think.

Fine, yeah, yeah.

Hey, I can see you two have a lot to talk about.

I have to be with the Shah all night, you know, very stuffy business.

At least you'll be able to enjoy yourselves.

Oh, I envy you kids.

Well, I must get to that appointment. We can talk on the way down.

Mr. Wadley, the thing I wanted to talk to you about, I mean, the reason I came,

was about... Oh, yes, yes, the hair salon.

Oh, you're opening your own place?

Terrific! It's about time.

Fester, you may not know this, but Warren's the best.

Oh, yes, I'm told.

Felicity has a good head for those things.

Really?

Mr. Wadley, what do you do about your hair?

I mean, how often do you wash it?

Every day. Why?

Well, you should just do it once a week. This way it keeps the oils in your

eyebrows and your mustache.

Oh, really quite good.

Oh, yeah.

Cheese, Ray.

The train home.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, Ray.

See you about 7.15.

I want you to make sure she has a good time tonight.

But don't let her get too drunk.

We'll talk about business later.

When your head is heavy, you need stimulation.

There's a solution. It's simply a sensation.

Come and try the treatment. Guaranteed and satisfied.

Shampoo, cream, rinse, blow dry.

Let the velum moisture with your pulsate pour.

Match the magic motion. You're starting to soar. When the rhythm's right, feel

felicity fly.

Shampoo, cream, rinse, blow dry. Feel those bubbles start to pop.

The pressure pulses, there's no way to stop. Such flushes, flushes, they gotta

let go.

Don't you love to feel the juices start to flow? So when you get a taste of that

terrific technique, come and find the kind of satisfaction you seek.

Your head's too hard to handle if you're willing to try.

Shampoo, cream rinse, blow dry.

When you get a taste of that terrific technique, come and find the kind of

satisfaction you seek.

Shampoo, cream rinse.

blow dry shampoo blow dry shampoo blow dry

shampoo

I'm your mother's hairstylist. Is she home? She's out riding.

Are you her consort or a pederast?

That's a good question.

What's your name?

That's not an issue.

Are you a gigolo or a homosexual?

I cut hair. You know hair?

Now, why don't you be a nice girl and go play patty cakes or something?

I'm not through with you.

What's that?

It's a Browning 45.

What are you going to do with that? Let me see that.

Well, what the fuck you doing? Put that goddamn thing away. Please don't shout.

Just raise your hands and remember not to move suddenly.

Well, listen, you don't have to worry about me. I'm just a little hairdresser.

Tell your mother I'll be right back.

Why are you acting effeminate?

It's very interesting.

Hey, how'd you like to have your hair cut? By me. You ever have your hairstyle

for free? That's a rather feeble ploy.

Look, I just remembered a very important appointment. I'll be right back.

Don't make any sounds. Just keep walking right in that direction.

Just keep moving.

Come on.

I want you to move.

Right over there. Come on. Move, move, move.

That's right. Right over there.

Go ahead.

Keep moving.

Look, I don't know what I did, but I didn't do it.

Doesn't matter. Move down there.

Hey, Kim, go get some help. I'll give you a cigarette.

Right through there.

Please don't take this personally, but remove your clothes.

Oh, no, not my clothes. I mean, please.

Your penis isn't subnormal, is it? Yes.

Oh, I don't know. Oh, my skin, it's terrible. Awful scars.

Burns. Disgusting.

Burns? Really?

Oh, please take your clothes off. Oh, please let me go. I'm just a little hand

dress. I don't even know what you want.

It's genuine.

Can you do that while you undress?

Little Burns.

Lay down.

Now...

i want you to um to stimulate the anus initially and then move forward to the

genitalia okay

now

um if you would concentrate on the labia and the clitoris please yes

what's wrong with it it's not working

It's getting smaller.

Escalate your pelvis. Yeah, yeah.

Pump.

Don't you let him get near you. So help me, God.

No one gave you permission to screw my hair stylist.

Hi, Daddy.

When your father gets home, he'll arrest you. Oh, if I catch you, I'm going to

strangle you. So help me, God.

Mr. Wadley, I don't know. These children are just so rude.

Yeah, well, we punish them regularly. I mean, wait a minute.

What the hell are you doing here?

Oh, I just came to blow out Ms. Wadley.

In a stable?

Uh, yes, but I can't work like this.

Family life can be very enriching, huh?

There's something I want to ask you.

What's it like?

To make love to a man.

Oh, it's okay.

You know, just fuck around.

Kiss, I guess.

Once in a while. You know, just once in a while.

But is it anything like with a woman?

Well, yes and no. I mean, you have your uh-huh and your uh-uh.

Uh-huh and your uh-uh. Uh-huh and, uh, I mean...

We're just like everybody else and all that.

Yeah, but I bet it's hard.

Hard?

Yeah,

well, for a guy in my profession, it would be hard, you know what I mean?

All these men, it's a drag.

Yeah, you know?

You give me real insight into your situation. You know that?

Well, we've been making a lot of stride these days.

Yeah, well, I'm really glad to hear that.

Well, that's fine. But now, there's something else I wanted to ask you.

Now, Fanny is the greatest uh-huh I've ever had in my life, and I intend to

keep her.

The trouble is, she has this drinking problem.

And she's embarrassed me on a few occasions.

Not that it's always unpleasant.

But it can happen tonight, you understand?

It is imperative for me, and imperative for the country, that the shore take

full measure of my power.

We have size and number superiority.

That's not the question.

It's an issue of public posture.

The appearance of balls is as important as balls itself.

Follow me?

Got you.

Now, I'm depending on you to keep Fanny sober tonight.

You've got to be kidding. I leave the details to you.

Now, after the party tonight, we can discuss your business plans, and I know

you'll be deserving of my gratitude.

Now, here.

Take my car.

I'll give you carte blanche.

Do anything you have to. Just don't let her get drunk.

I don't care if you have to stick something in her mouth.

Roger. Maggie!

Hi, Fanny.

How are you, darling? Still making rounds?

Yes, I just got a part in a movie.

How marvelous.

Do you get to speak?

I don't know.

I'm in love with a mummy who warps time. I guess I say something.

I guess so.

You know who I ran into?

Warren Peace, you know, the hairdresser you always thought was gay?

Of course.

Well, my mummy's giving a big party tonight.

Warren and I are going to represent the living.

Must rush. Ciao, sweetheart.

Where are you going?

Oh, uh, just a movie.

I'll bet you're in a hurry.

Which movie?

Um, Towering Insertion.

You know, I don't really think you need a trim. I'm just going to blow you out

of here. Let me get my stuff.

Maggie!

Oh, Christ, Maggie, get back in here.

You and your bamboo bungalow. Our bungalow, Maggie.

Yeah, I catch you fucking the monkeys.

But you can't back out like this.

Go ahead, try to push me around.

Besides, you've got to come to the island with me. You could spread my

ashes on the beach.

Don't you want to feel good and be happy?

You can't make anyone happy. What are you talking about?

I can make you happy.

You don't know how.

Oh, don't say that shit. It'll be like always.

It was always a lie.

We can do it on the beach, just like here to eternity.

Underwater, in a tree.

We can make friends with the natives.

Just friends.

We'll catch fish.

I hate fish!

So we'll live off nuts and berries.

Go away!

You bastards!

Take your fucking tuxedo!

Come

with

me and be mine.

I know a place where we can go And I know a place where we can be alone

Baby, you and I You and I

Oh, baby, you and I Fly with me to an island

An island sweet and far away Let's pack our things and leave today What do

you say?

Will you fly with me?

You'll be so happy On an island with me On an

island with me And you alone just doing what we please

Living and loving in the trees

Making love and having fun Making fun

and having love So wouldn't you like... to come away with me

sit beside me now don't you try

and deny it now you're in love with me and I love you too

you're in love with me and I love you

Oh!

I'm so hot.

Come on, Kiki. You've got to do some weight.

Oh, I don't care about the producer.

Oh, be realistic, Maggie.

When you're a star, you'll be able to take off any time we want.

You'll hate me if you lose this part.

But I'll never make it in time.

Now, uh, knock him just behind him.

God damn it. Give me a break. Give me a cup.

What are you doing? Give me back my bottle.

It's my bottle.

It's your bottle.

Can I have a sip?

Don't go nowhere.

I got my card, love. It's my card, love.

Come on, Fanny. I'm late.

Take me.

I'll finish up.

Oh wow.

First of all, please. Ah, welcome.

I want you to meet the Sphinx girl, Maggie Glitter.

How do you do?

Enchanted, Miss Glitter.

We're here to do something about the name, of course.

Oh, yes.

Let us go work on your new name.

Sure.

You?

Do you know any of my work?

You know, my dear, I've always been fascinated by motion pictures.

Really?

I've always had a thing for mansions.

Faith of the slums, using all her wits and allure to

claw and push her way above the hordes of Teemingpool.

It's that songs of backwaters of Bombay.

What do you want?

Oh, please.

Call me faster.

Isn't that my horn?

That is my horn.

Hey, wait!

Cinema is more than that.

Just give me the wheel.

Get off me. Get the fuck off me.

Get out of here. Can you give me the wheel?

Oh, shit.

Get everybody out of here, will you? Get out of here.

What happened to mommy?

Mommy will be back in a second. Mommy will be back.

Yes, Pauline, I've seen you perform as an excellent old technique, but can you

act?

What the

fuck are you doing with that fag, son of a

bitch? You never fucked me like that.

Get out of the way, you hard-hearted mother fucker! Let me kill him! Oh, I

want to kill him!

hundred dollars. Go take care of your daughters. Warren, I love you. I want a

divorce.

Come

back

and fuck like a man.

Faster.

Warren, come back. I hate you.

Call me at the shop tomorrow.

Miss Glitter, Miss Glitter, it's about your career.

Mr. Watley!

Don't you want your candy?

Stimulate my anus. You eat shit and die.

Get off of me.

Congratulations, darling. You can act.

I think I have a part for you too.

Hey, I've been waiting for a gig like this all my life. We get to eat, I hope.

It is, I think, the custom in such American palaces to make most

pleasurable celebration at times of grand visit.

I understand.

Salam. Make yourself at home.

Very good.

Girls, girls, move quickly.

Military is here as well? I'm really not that kind of a guy.

Yes.

Young boy is a barber.

Well, what an original way to break the ice.

Bar mitzvahs and weddings and orgies. I should have stayed with the

Philharmonic. Are you sure it's a blow-dryer?

Hurry, hurry.

I don't

know.

A social obligation.

Isn't there anything else to eat?

Now I wish I hadn't brought my wife.

Oh, I love it.

Now we know how best to get those oil accounts.

I thought the Arabs were so straight-laced. I can't fucking suck at

the same time.

But I'm still a virgin.

Relax, darling. The photographers will be here soon. How dare you?

For Christ's sake, bend over.

She's going down. My dear, do you ever see such a cock in your life?

Do you have a napkin?

Will they both fit?

Fuck me.

I'm sorry, didn't I have you already?

I'm going to bite up my pimento baby.

This resting, thank you.

I can't get my fist out.

Excuse me, is this space pagan?

Abdullah, Rashid, seize on the infidel.

Ah, fuck.

Oh, you don't have to go.

Maggie, I'm late.

Oh, come on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

feel the juices start to flow. So when you get a taste of that terrific

technique, come and find the kind of satisfaction you seek. No head's too

hard to handle if you're willing to try.

Shampoo, cream rinse, blow dry.

When you get a taste of that terrific technique, come and find the kind of

satisfaction you seek.

Shampoo, cream rinse, blow dry.

Shampoo, cream rinse, blow dry.

Shampoo.