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How is AIDS there in the square?

Federal or not?

It's going very well, thank you.

Credo, turn that mouth over there.

A little AIDS goes well, right?

Hmm, just a little bit of cacaça, huh?

Yeah.

What a nice smell, you bastard.

You're crazy, huh?

This is the fate of every living being.

Yeah, from the dust we came, to the dust we died.

Let's get out of here? This is horrible.

Do you know that my biggest dream is to climb a tree?

Oh, I used to live climbing trees.

When I was little, I would climb the tree and go up there.

And you know what I would do?

I would pee on everyone's heads.

It's not climbing to go up that I'm talking about, it's climbing to have

sex. Oh, yes, of course. Let's go?

Okay.

Dad, help me.

Hey, push!

Hold it.

I did it.

Come on.

You're crazy.

I'll help you.

Mm.

Hi!

Thank you.

so so

Thank you.

you

you

Thank you.

you

I doubt you can guess the name of this song.

So, do you know?

Do you know?

It's Viúva Alegre.

And here, does anyone at least know the name of the composer of this operetta?

Here, no one knows what an operetta is, much less the name of the composer.

It's Franz Lehrer.

Yes, I don't like educated people.

Look, for my father, this was the greatest film the cinema has ever made

to this day. With Maurice Chevalier...

And Janet MacDonald?

For God's sake, what a difficult name.

Speaking of filming, there's filming after tomorrow.

Isn't that movie over yet? It's not over.

The producer didn't pay anyone, and we stopped.

It's not we stopped, it's we stopped.

I speak as I want.

Did Janet MacDonald speak from the explicit cinema?

I'm already stopping doing cinema.

I made a movie, and suddenly I appear in five.

They took the same movie and remodeled it.

They changed the title five or six times.

In one, they named me with a French name.

In another movie, I appear with an Irish, German, Italian name.

That's when, in one, I'm a star, and in the other, I'm just an action figure.

National cinema only has pickets.

For me, entering the cinema...

It has to be like Barbra Streisand. Nemo Nacional is so bad that I'm even missing

the Pano Chanchadas.

I don't pay to see National movies at all.

Ah, but you can be sure of one thing.

Things will still get worse so much that you will still miss the little things of

today. Guys, the other day I went to see a movie that was all sung.

You know when a girl asks for a coffee?

Bring a coffee!

Everyone saying it was good. And I went to see it.

The name of the movie was La Transiata. What La Transiata?

It's La Traviata.

The woman sang until she was dying.

You need to see it.

It's a movie.

To begin with, I don't like movies where people die at the end.

Let me tell you the movie I'm making.

The name of the movie is All the Holes Are Occupied.

There's a scene where the guy puts me in the front, the other puts me in the

back, and I suck a third.

De repente, todos gozam ao mesmo tempo. Me dando um puta banho. É o maior

barato. Com a cabeça que você tem, você só pode estar fazendo esse tipo de filme

mesmo, né? Eu vou juntar uma graninha, fazer um curso de manequim, aprender

boas maneiras, e quem sabe amanhã eu posso ser uma grande atriz. Grande

atriz.

But isn't that how you cut chicken?

Oh, now that I've already cut it?

Then cut yourself, go.

I'll take a piece with my hand.

Look how imbecile.

Fresh?

We're on green.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Choo-choo!

Choo-choo!

Bye.

This AIDS wave is ending nightlife. Ending is the nickname.

There are nights when there's so much lack of sleep that we don't even get

ready for a coffee.

They're closing all the clubs, massage houses, saunas. There's a neurosis in

the people's heads that they're ending everything.

It's a lot of sensationalism, too. The press makes this wave all the way up to

sell more newspapers, yeah.

People of the newspaper are a plague.

The other day they wrote that I had bought a mansion with money for explicit

sex movies. See if you can.

Isn't this some kind of religious campaign to end the world's whining?

It gives the impression.

Because religion only serves to fuck us.

My sister, who is a nun, gives more than chuchu in the cellar.

Don't mess with religion, people.

This is a sin.

Who doesn't mess with what? Who else messes with us is the hell of religion.

Religions teach bullshit.

This one about Adam and Eve is all nonsense.

They say they had two children, Abel and Cain.

Cain killed Abel.

So how do we reproduce?

You mean we're all sons of bitches?

Stop touching that, man.

That means that the bitch has already been born with a man.

You don't have another better subject, do you?

How are you turning?

Turning? We turn... .

.

.

.

Putaria. That way, the people would let themselves be distracted and beat their

little fists in peace.

Look, folks, I felt so happy, so starry.

The pharmacist near my house said he beat his little fist with the magazine I

made. Look, this talk so far has only come out of the bag.

This talk about Iris, Adam and Eve, cult and religion, this talk has nothing to

do with anything.

Come here.

Come here. Let me show you something I did.

Take off the shorts, will you? What's that?

No, take it off. Take off the shorts?

Yes, take it off.

Take it off, take it off. Yes, take off the shorts.

The shirt too.

You'll like it.

Look, I'll try it on. You can be sure it won't fall.

Sit, sit on my toy, will you? Sit.

There. Yes, I'll pull it, hold it.

Thank you.

I'm going to make a banana split in you.

I'm going to make a very crazy joke with you.

You're going to like it.

Stretch your leg.

Stretch the other.

You're going to like it. Help me take off the shorts.

You're going to like it.

I guarantee you'll like it.

It's delicious.

Amen.