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Hey, sweetie.

You look great.

Hi, step-grandpa.

Happy birthday.

Oh, honey, you look like a peach.

I got all dressed up for you. Thank you, sweetie.

I made you breakfast.

Oh, thank you, honey.

Well,

is there anything else you want to do today, grandpa?

Well, I just want to spend time with my family and my beautiful step-grandma.

Don't you get lonely, Grandpa?

Why don't you get a girlfriend?

I mean, when was the last time you got a girlfriend?

What kind of ladies do you like?

Oh, you know, it's been so long since your grandmother left me.

I don't know, it takes a special woman to pique my interest.

I like a dirty, filthy girl, you know. Someone I can dress up in fishnets

and... Bring some local truck stop, you know, someone I can just have a good

time with, pass around to the truckers, or just suck them off and park them on

or something behind like a Denny's or some sort of restaurant or something,

you know?

Just someone who can fulfill my needs sexually.

It's really difficult to find someone of my age that'll do that stuff.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

I just felt bad that it's been so long since you've had a lady touch you.

Maybe I could help you.

You'd do that for Grandpa?

Well, it is your birthday.

I want to make you feel special.

Are you sure this is okay?

Mommy's in the other room.

We'll be quiet, sweetie.

Oh, that feels so good.

Well, it is your birthday.

Do you want a taste?

If that's what you want, Grandpa.

That's a good girl.

Of course.

Sorry, Grandpa.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Maybe we can finish later?

Of course.

Anything for you, Grandpa.

It's your birthday.

No way.

You can't cook.

It's your birthday.

Can I help you?

Oh, sweetie.

I think your mom might need some help, though.

Check with her. I think she's going to go to the store for something.

But it's your birthday, Grandpa.

I want to help you. Please.

Well, you know, I can't stop thinking about earlier.

Is this a good birthday present, Grandpa?

Are you cocking so hard?

I want to make you feel really special on your birthday, Grandpa.

Thank you, sweetie.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yeah? It feels so hot.

Oh, you two.

I love the way you're holding him.

Are you spending time with Grandpa on his birthday?

Yeah,

it's because he's the best granddad in the world.

Dad, do you think he might need help with lunch today?

No, honey. I think we have a channel.

Yeah, don't worry. I'll help him with everything.

Well, in that case, do you mind if I borrow you to finish some more

decorations in the living room?

Sure, Mom.

Oh, yay!

Okay, well then, in that case, I have to go and pick up Dad's birthday cake as

well. Do you care?

That's fine.

Alright.

You scared me.

Sorry, sweetie.

Grandpa couldn't help himself.

So, uh, your mother's gone for a little bit.

Do you want to give Grandpa his birthday present?

Sure, Grandpa.

Let me see that pop again.

You're already so hard for me, Grandpa.

I've been thinking about it all day, like I said.

Yeah?

So value and help your new birthday grandpa.

Oh honey, this is the best birthday present your grandpa has ever had.

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