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Thank you.

Thank you.

I ask you, is this the greatest?

Again?

You know what they say, third time's the charm.

I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Why?

False labor isn't exactly a medical phenomenon.

I know, but still in all, it's... I think it's funny.

Besides, one more dry run and I win the pool.

You win what?

Remember when Timmy was born?

You went into false labor three times?

So, about a week ago, the boys and I got up a pool and I drew number four.

Oh.

Now, I'm really embarrassed.

Does my husband know about this?

Forget it. He was holding number one.

Oh. Bye-bye.

What do you mean she's gone?

She's supposed to be there having a baby.

She went home.

Yeah, I see.

Thank you very much.

Milly, will you call my home for me, please, and make it snappy?

L.A. 15-7 Charles is northbound on Mission Road at Satakoi in pursuit of a

dirty-neck biker heading for the hills. 10-35, and where is the nearest unit?

10-X calling L.A. Your signal is taken at readable.

10-9.

Great. L.A. 7 Charles, how do you read me?

I have seven turns. How do you read me?

Make them stop!

Please, make them stop!

Hold it!

You girls go to my cruiser.

Go on, lock the doors. Get in.

The fun is over.

That's what you think, Mama.

Now, I'm giving you hyenas exactly 30 seconds to mount up and get out of here.

If you don't, you're all under arrest.

Time starts now.

The fun starts right now.

Hey, Grossman.

What are you, lost?

Three ways that-a-way. I got some bad news.

Yeah, what happened?

It's Bonnie.

She's been kidnapped.

Just for the record, where are we headed?

I suppose you'll find that out when we get there, won't you?

Kidnapping's a mean rap, man. I suppose you know that.

Yeah, I know. You told me.

Why? I mean, you're old enough to know better than to do this.

Yeah, but you're never too old...

That cop was stupid.

Reno must be nuts.

He always was.

You just forgot.

I say let's split while we can.

What do you say?

If you've searched your assigned areas, call in. I'll give you another one.

In the meantime, we're all on the clock 24 hours a day until Officer Clark is

found. Okay, get rolling.

About time you guys got here.

Rosie caught us at the park. What's a good word, Sarge? There isn't any.

According to the kids involved, Bonnie didn't have a chance. Too many unwashed

bodies. Well, where do we look? Which direction?

Everything between here and Agora is yours. Get moving.

State traffic officer.

Highway patrol to you, mister.

And I suggest you release me. Now.

What is she talking about?

Hey, man, she thought she could bust us. So we just naturally had to pick her up

and bring her back out here with us. So you can't even have a little fun anymore

without people getting all uptight.

Where did this happen?

At the park, man, when we had the meet set up.

And this is all there is? This is it?

The rest of them peeled off on the way up here.

Which is what I'm about to do.

What? What is your big hurry?

Come on, Stan.

She's trouble.

More than I want to think about. I'm cutting out.

That makes two of us.

Hey, what's with you dudes?

I thought this was supposed to be like old times again.

I mean, what's the point in getting together anyway?

The point was to ride.

Drink a little beer.

Feel like kids again.

Wouldn't go around kidnapping cops.

You want me to stop him? Ah, forget it.

I mean, they want to split, let them split.

All right, let's get these cuffs off.

There go a couple of intelligent men.

Well, maybe not intelligent, but certainly smarter than you guys.

Hey, Stan.

Let me take care of her.

Well, you can try.

I certainly wouldn't advise it.

Leave it alone.

You know, Stan, the way I figure it, this little number here ought to be

worth about half a mil from the state of California.

Besides that, she ain't all that bad looking, is she?

For once in your life, baby, play it smart.

Turn her loose.

You didn't grab her. He did.

The law can't do a thing to you.

You're pressing the flesh.

Don't do this to me, Stan.

I didn't agree to come here to get kicked in the teeth.

Remember that.

What's the matter, Sherry?

Can't you handle competition?

Knock it off, you know.

Can you cook? What's the matter? You don't like my cooking?

That's not the point, darling.

You shouldn't have to cook.

We let her do all the cooking.

She could poison us.

What, with bacon and beans?

Get her in there.

Come on, you can trust us, eh?

How much is a half a million divided among five?

I can't help you, man.

Too many zeros.

Now I know. When you fell out of your tree, you landed on your head.

Well, you finally figured that out, huh?

Yeah, only I was hoping after all these years the crack might have healed.

Look, like you said, it wasn't me that grabbed that cop.

But what's done is done.

Hey, what have you got against being a little rich anyway, huh?

To think I risked a perfectly good job slinging hash just to take up with you

again. Go on, get acquainted. That's what you've got in mind, isn't it?

Acquainted? Acquainted with who?

The cop?

I know you, Stan. You're practically drooling.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you're just gonna have to live with that baby.

Because I don't really care.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Uh, just in case you got some kind of idea about skipping out of here,

I think there's something you ought to know.

The nearest water, what's outside of this room here, is 10, 12 miles away.

And the hills outside?

It's full of rattlesnakes.

And you can forget about the road, too, because I ain't ever seen a car go down

that road in my life.

Thanks, I needed that.

And I'll take back my jacket now, kid.

Thanks. I thought you'd never ask.

You two guys go out and watch the road.

Go out and watch the road?

Why? Because I told you to.

You hungry?

Not a bit, thanks.

Well, I am.

Right. I get the message.

You thirsty as I am?

I could chug a lug of river.

I need gas, too.

All right, come on.

15S4, H10.

I'm coming up on CME, Joe. I'm turning west.

Still no sign of your bikers.

My guess is they've gone to ground or split up.

How do you read me?

10-2, H10.

When you get to CME, if you still haven't turned them... Take a heading

toward Ventura and check the hills.

Get that?

Any

luck?

Negative.

Those creeps have had time to put a lot of ground between them and us.

Not necessarily.

With a captive, we could postulate that the fugitive's speed would be impaired.

On the other hand, owing to their familiarity with the terrain...

Grossman. Grossman.

That's your new sector.

Gotcha.

Hey, by the way, how's Betty?

She's pregnant.

Anything else?

Hang in there.

Stan likes his bacon crisp. So does Reno.

Well, when they check into San Quentin, you better tell them to remind the cook.

If I persuade Stan to let you go, would you still make trouble for him?

You persuade him first, and then we'll talk about it.

All right, I'll take a ride into Agour after dark. I'll make the call, and

they'll give the cops all night to raise a ransom.

Well, you figure all night's gonna be enough for half a mil?

Well, sure it is.

You ought to read the papers, dummy.

Do you know there's idiots all over the world just like us making fortunes doing

just what we're doing?

Hey, do you know in Italy that the kidnappers have to wait in line to get

to the victims?

Look,

what about Big Daddy and Mouse, man? I mean, I don't trust them two turkeys,

especially Mouse.

I'll take care of him. You don't worry about it, huh?

I'm curious.

Sherry, is it?

What is it about that over-aged, ingrate turkey that turns you on?

If I knew, I'd try and find a cure for it.

I hear out of sight, out of mind really works.

Not for me, it didn't.

He's dangerous, lady. I'm not fooling.

Bonnie's the name.

He's especially dangerous when people laugh at him.

I might have to bite my lip, but thanks for the information.

Now, don't worry about watching those hills behind us.

Because when the cops come, they're going to be coming from the front in

force. Yeah.

They can never find us.

Now, don't ever underestimate your enemy.

You learned that in Korea.

But you're not going to have them bring a ransom up here, are you? Well, of

course I am. Where else?

Look. We got that lady cop in there as a hostage.

So I figure it's a cinch for us to fight our way out of here, huh?

Oh.

Good.

All right. Now, with that in mind...

They're nervous vibes out there now.

What would you tell them?

Just enough.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, could I have my food, please?

I mean, like, now?

Relax. I'll give it to you in your lap.

Did you call that being persuasive?

It won't work. I'm sorry I mentioned it.

What is that?

Congratulations, Reno.

The four-way split just became a two-way split.

I think we've met, haven't we?

You should be so lucky.

Yeah, me and my friend, you see, we don't talk to pigs.

Well, we sometimes have to.

In the line of duty.

Uh, let's not tense up, folks.

What we're here for is to ask a few questions, all right?

Yeah, we're looking for a couple of, uh, unwashed bodies that, uh... called

themselves the St. Angels.

You know anything about it?

Please. Don't everybody speak at once.

How about you, mister?

Why can't you say anything but oink?

Uh-uh. No fair.

Shooting out of turn.

Yeah, I got feelings, man.

Let go.

My partner asked you a question.

Oink, oink, then.

How's that?

That's in character.

Keep going.

What do you guys want with Satan's angels?

It's a question, man, not an answer.

Yeah, all right, punch.

Look, this morning, some Satan angels kidnapped a female highway patrol

officer.

Now, if for any reason this lady is harmed,

Might be kind of rough out there on the road for people like yourselves, you

know what I mean?

You're putting me on.

Satan's angels did that?

Are you sure you got the right outfit, pal?

We did that in the old folks' homes.

What were they riding, wheelchairs?

Hey, who was their leader? Lawrence Wells.

Satan's angels, if there's any of them still alive, are probably home sipping

on their Geritol.

And if they're not, they ought to be.

Well, we have a few witnesses, boys, that saw him abduct the officer.

In that case, man, I hope your lady cop likes older men.

Much for basic research. Now what?

Keep looking.

Okay,

let's go.

Thank you.

Jesus! Why were you running?

Hey, man, you're a cop.

That only comes natural.

Put your right hand on your head. Oh!

You see what you've done?

I busted my knee.

Yeah, well, I'll write a note to your ballet teacher, all right?

Right.

Hey, look, I don't want to hear any more about your knee. I just want to know

everything you know about the Satan angels.

Hey, man, like my buddy and me, you're out for a ride, you dig?

Since when is that against the law, huh? Save it, huh?

All I want to talk about is kidnapping, shall we?

Hey, slow down, man.

No, I don't know nothing about no kidnapping.

It's a long walk back on a broken knee.

Ain't it, though?

How you doing, mouse, old buddy?

I'll call for transportation.

You can make that an ambulance, my man, or this cat ain't moving, you

understand?

In the first place, there isn't going to be any ransom. It's against the rules.

In the second place, even if they paid it, you think those guys are going to

cut you in?

Stan and I go back long ways.

Yeah, to the Stone Age.

I've seen how this guy treats you.

He's doing me a favor.

When I go to prison, it'll seem like a picnic.

Maybe if you help me get away, there won't be any prison.

Forget it.

You wouldn't stand a chance.

Maybe I wouldn't, but we might.

All right, what's going on here?

Girl talk.

Sit down.

We're in enough trouble now, stupid.

Don't make it worse.

You better listen to her.

For once in your life, Stan, listen to somebody else besides yourself.

Where's she gonna go?

All right.

All right, I won't tie you up when I go away.

If you promise not to try and get away.

I'm crazy about it here. Why would I try to run away?

OK. You see, I don't tie her up.

But I don't have to tell you who I'm going to blame if she's not here when I

get back, do I?

That's over.

Want to play a little gin rummy?

Why not?

Don't worry about me. The cab's here now. In 10 minutes, I'm going to be in

the hospital.

In other words, everything's fine.

You're making me feel like a first class fink, honey.

Nonsense. If you could have the baby for me, that'd be one thing. But you can't.

Right now, Bonnie's situation is a lot more critical than mine. Don't you

agree? Yeah.

Listen, honey, we better keep this short.

I want to keep the line open in case the kidnappers call.

Sure, I understand.

Bye, Joe.

So long, honey.

Where were we?

Oh, Mouse and his fellow dirty neck were headed southwest to Simi Valley.

If we had an airplane, we could backtrack and see where the starting

point was.

Hey, what about a helicopter?

Dead giveaway. They'd be listening for it.

Yeah, you're right.

And it can't be the Chip Dixway in case they're watching.

The hills are criss-crossed with bike trails.

Millions of them. Well, not in this particular area, Rosie.

I've got a friend that's got a light plane.

I've got the camera.

What do you say, Joe?

It's worth a shot.

For one thing, our hands are tied until we find out where they're holed up.

All right, let's do it. First thing in the morning.

Sergeant Contrera, Highway Patrol.

I'm gonna make this short and sweet.

So listen and listen good.

Officer Clark is alive and well.

And if you would like to keep her like that, then you will start rustling up

$500,000 in fives, tens, twenties, and used bills

unmarked.

And they should be ready for delivery tomorrow night.

And I'm going to be in touch with you again.

Thank you.

Okay, that was it. Did you get the trace?

I know.

Thanks for trying.

No luck in the trace. What's the story?

Anybody got half a million bucks in their pocket?

That thing stinks.

Is it housebroken?

Be careful. You'll hurt his feelings.

Insult my bike, lady.

You gonna insult me?

It looks as if it's been put together by a committee.

Um, when is this machine supposed to be, anyway?

Well, it's, uh, kind of a mongrel, you know? Put together with whatever I could

steal with whatever else I could steal, you know?

What's this gadget here?

Put it back together and do it again, okay?

Come here. Give me that rope! Now, take it easy. Come on. Calm down.

You know I bruise easily. Come on.

I'll hang you, you murderer!

It was an accident, Reno. She didn't mean it. Shut up and give me that rope!

I really appreciate your call, Doctor. I really do.

And tell Betty I'll still try to be there when the baby arrives.

Right, Doc.

Thanks again.

Morning, Sarge.

Well, what's it look like? Did you find the place?

Our friend Mouse knew what he was talking about.

Concerning those crooks, that cabin's better situated in Fort Knox.

Did you see anybody outside the cabin? Not a soul.

We stayed fairly high so we wouldn't spook them. Not that they appear to be

worried. Okay, I'll get this to the lab as soon as I can. Tell them to enlarge

the last three exposures. Right.

Sarge, by the way, how's Betty? She have the baby?

Don't ask.

Wreck it, then we can put it back together again. Wreck it, then we can

put it back together again.

How'd you sleep?

Did anybody ever tell you you snore?

Not lately, no.

Easy.

Oh, I should have warned you.

Unless you're invited, don't ever touch their motorcycles.

You can shoot their mothers, of course, and they couldn't care less.

Nice people you run with.

I'd give a week's wages for a change of clothing.

Oh, over there. Take your pick.

Let's talk about you, shall we?

What about me?

Well, I wouldn't want you to be disloyal or anything.

But if I could get to that three-wheeler... Do you hear what I'm

saying?

It's no use.

Stan will be back any minute now.

I'm not talking about Stan. I'm talking about Reno.

Reno? This whole stupid mess is his fault. I gotta wring that man's neck.

Here, here.

Right?

Figure of speech means now you're making sense.

What are you two doing?

Good morning, sir.

Is there anything I can do for you?

I said I was hungry.

Now where's my breakfast?

You want breakfast? Fix it yourself.

Give me the rope. Oh, come on. I was just kidding.

Can't you take a joke?

Sheesh.

Get it.

Give me the towel, kid.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

Oh, no.

You going somewhere?

I thought I was, yeah.

Well, it looks like I got here just in time, didn't I?

Well, you can't blame a girl for trying.

As you all know, and as the commissioners just reaffirmed to me, the

state of California does not ransom its peace officers, period.

Which means where Bonnie's welfare is concerned, it's up to us.

Bear in mind, however, that every law enforcement agency in the area is

willing to help.

Chair's open for any suggestions.

Any more word from the kidnappers?

That's a question, not a suggestion.

Well, reduced to its fundamentals, the problem, as I see it, is how to manage

an approach from the rear without alerting any of the cabin's occupants.

And frankly, I think we'd have an easier time raising half a million bucks.

You're wrong again, Grossi.

No, I don't think so. This time, I think I'm inclined to agree with him.

You think of what I'm thinking.

I am if you're thinking about those micro-light airplanes.

You mean those mechanized kites you guys fly?

Right here, the spot between the cabin and the hills.

Spot of open ground.

Are you kidding? That spot can't be more than 100 yards long.

We can land that micro-light at 30 feet.

I'll make it 50.

Well, we get within range, cut the engines, come in unannounced, and attack

from the rear.

I still think we'd have an easier time raising the ransom.

Well, Joe?

No way.

It's the craziest thing I ever heard of.

Fine. Anybody else have an idea?

Don't sign with anybody!

See what I see?

Yeah, no back door.

Now what?

The chair's open for suggestions.

Let me see who it is.

I'll get it.

Is the lady of the house in? Right. All right, get out of here.

Okay, Punch, go on, get him.

How'd you get here?

You gonna be all right here?

She'll be fine.

Yeah, go.

Go get him, partner!

Not one of your better days, huh, pal?

What he done, that ain't fair.

It's impossible, but he did it.

I wonder who had number five in the pool.

Do you?

Of course.

I might have known.

Never mind the pool. I wonder if he had a girl or a boy.

What are you doing out here?

Well, it's simple. They told me no baby today.

I'll pay them in, Joe.

Take me home.

Here, keep the change.

I've been so embarrassed in all my life.

Joe?

What? Joe?