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box of bucket of rubbish at me tells me

to take it out the back but my job to

take out the bucket

I got a boiler have to take out a bucket

that was intimidates to take out buckets

try jobs cleaning the floors clearing up

the tables doing a bit of washing-up

nothing to do with take it out buckets

the only one who do in this bucket

tonight

did you hear when I said to the governor

after give me the bullet

okay I said I got my rights when I told

him that I might have been on the road

but nobody's got more rights than I have

but some a bit of plastic anyway give me

the bullet

sure I tell you if you hadn't come out

and stop that Scotch gift I'd be inside

the hospital now I'd have cracked my

head on that pavement to be demanded but

a crack my Buster died do you want to

sit down a couple of minutes lucky

you'll come into that calf I've been

left for dead mother once

what I said

where I live couple of minutes yeah

that'll be alright

I wouldn't say no to that

their things interfered with my plans

now I see you're 17

where'd all this bust a nice I mean

where's it gonna go

exam ticket things I pulled over to get

Maxine up here all the way up

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surface state man like me have dinner

with the best they got no respect to see

ten minutes off 30 break in the middle

of the night and that place and I

couldn't find the seats not one all then

black said it blacks drinks pollen

aliens added take a seat

yes well what I got to do first you see

what what I got to do I gotta loosen

myself up you see what I mean I could

have got done in down there

do you want to row yourself one of these

but no no thanks I had never smoked a

cigarette I tell you what though I have

a bit of that tobacco therefore mid-pipe

if it like yes go on take some out of

their sacks ice kind nothing mister just

enough to fill my pipe that's all all

mTOR eggs make they got the manners of

pigs I might have been on the road a few

years but you can take it from me I'm

clean now keep yourself up that was why

I left my wife fortnight after Merida

okay no not so much as that in the more

than a week I took the lid off a

saucepan you know what was in it

tired of our under clothing unwashed

where I put it I'll take it

the pan for vegetables it allows the

vegetable pan that's when I left her and

haven't seen her since that attract me

out on that pavement a feeder landed

that Scotch it I've seen the day house

as handy as any of them

they didn't take any liberties from me

I'll get him one night I'll get him when

I find myself around that direction

I will mind some mats but I left all me

belongings in that place all of them the

lot that was you see in this bag in the

back room there every lousy blasted bit

of all be bleeding belongings I left

down there now the ruts of it

Betty's having a good poke around in it

now this very minute I'll pop down

sometime and I'll pick him up for you

anyway obliged to you

let Amelia let another bit of a rest

light for a few minutes this your room

yes you've got a good bit of stuff here

yes

there's enough of it there's a good bit

of it all right

you sleep here do you yes

what in that yes yes well you would do

well out of the draft there you don't

get much wind maybe one out of it

different when you're kicking out yes

when the wind gets a bit

it's very drafty this is your house then

is it I'm in charge

your landlord I I notice there's someone

living in the house next door yes family

of Indians live there

blacks I don't see much of them black

say I'll tell you what mate

you haven't got a spare pair of shoes

shoes then bastards at the monastery let

me down again where guard Luton and

monastery down at Luton I got a mate at

Shepherds Bush you see it I might have a

pair I got this mate at Shepherds Bush

there in the convenience well it was in

the convenience a run about the best

convenience I got him even about the

best one so justly slipped me a bit of

soap anytime I went in that area better

brown he's gone now went as he must put

me onto this monastery yeah just the

other side of Luton he died they give

away shoes you've got to have a good

pair of shoes shoes a knife and death to

me I have to go all the way down to

Luton in these what happened when you go

up there do you know what that bastard

monk said to me and more blacks have you

got shinier there what you got any more

blacks around here see if these are any

good do you know what that bastard monk

said to me I think those would be a bit

small good day I don't look the right

size not bad to him can't wear shoes

that don't fit nothing worse I said to

this monk

yeah I said look here mister I said they

opened the doors big door he opened it

look I said I come all the way down here

I sewed in these you haven't got a pair

of shoes I said and a pair of children

enough to keep me on the way

look at these I said they're nearly out

they're no good to me I heard you got a

stock of shoes down here

piss off he says to me now look here I

said I'm an old man I said you ain't got

no right to talk to me like that I don't

care who you are if you don't piss off

he says I'll kick you all the way to the

gate now look I said now wait a minute

all I'm asking for is a pair of shoes

you don't want to start taking liberties

with me it's taken me three days to get

out here three days without to buy time

with a bite to eat on time get out of

town the call it to the kitchen he says

get out around the corner when you've

had your meal piss off out of it me I

said what do you think I am a dog

nothing better than a dog but if a guy

I'm a wild animal what about all them

shoes I come all the way down here to

God I heard you was giving away another

good mind to report you to your mother

Superior another of them an Irish

hooligan come at me I cleared out I took

a shortcut to Watford picked up a pair

there I got on to the North Circular

just past Endon the soul come off rats

when I was walking lucky I had my old

ones wrapped up they're still carrying

them otherwise I'd have been finished

man so I got to stay with these things

that gone they're no good all that Goods

gone out of them try these

not about tennis shoes this levers are

the intent very Rd block tried to flog

me some suede the other day I won't wear

them can't beat leather for wear suede

goes off increases its stains for life

in five minutes you can't be never yes

good shoe this good don't fit though oh

no you see I got a very broad foot these

are a bit pointed you see hmm

they me in a week and I mean

these ones I got on that's good but at

least they're comfortable they're not

much cop but at least they don't that

thanks anyway mr. I'll see what I can

look out for you thank you thank you

good luck

I can't go on like this can't get from

one place to another you've seen I'd

have to be moving about try to get fixed

up wave got to go about one or two

things in mind and just waiting for the

weather to break I would would you like

to sleep here

yeah you can sleep here if you like yeah

I don't know about that how long fall

till you get yourself fixed up oh I'll

be fixed up any day now where would I

sleep here the other rooms would be no

good to you yeah where there's a bed

beneath all this Hey oh well I Sunday

what tell me what then I might do that

just I get myself sorted out

you've got enough furniture here I

picked it up

just keeping it here for the time being

this gas stove what no cup of tea

nothing that's a bit rougher you build

him something I might build a shed out

at the back carbon say I like working

with my hands

what's this

it's a Buddha yeah um

yes I quite like it I picked it up in a

shop look quite nice to me

dunno why what do you think of these

Buddha's oh they're all right on there

yes I was pleased when I got hold of

this one very well made this the bad ear

then is it yes we'll get rid of all the

stuff

I'll just put this here for a minute

yes is this in use Italian no

are you off for money well to tell you

the truth mr. Allen a bit shot here's a

few boys thank you good luck I just

happened to find this out a bit too

short you see I got nothing for all that

week's work and um last week that's the

position that's what it is I went into a

pub the other day ordered a Guinness

they gave it to me in a thick mug sat

down but I couldn't drink it I can't

drink Guinness out of a thick mug only

liked it out of a thin glass I had a few

sips but I couldn't finish it

one of the weather would break turn I'd

barrel to get down to Sidcup should go

shoots why do you want to go down to sit

down I don't meet papers that like all

their papers that what are they doing it

sit down I know it's not them I left I'm

with him you see they prove oh I am I

can't move tell you who I am

I'm not stood out why is that then well

it's a one what it is you see I changed

my name years ago I've been going around

and under an assumed name

it's not me a real name what name have

you been going under Jenkins

Bernhard Jenkins I've got an insurance

card here they say looking under the

name of Jenkins they have Bernard

Jenkins don't fall for stamps on it this

makes me going on with these I take that

car no longer going to Nick I got no

rights

anytime you want to get into your bed

just get him don't you worry about me

hey well then I think it will there's

any truth mr. I'm a bit done in

so you've got a bucket up there leak

where's the what

it's got a sink in here a WA you don't

share it you don't share this toilet

with that blacks to it they live next

door

they don't come in because I mean fast

fat

well I'll leave you to it

Wow alright watch thanks alright oh yes

sleep well

yes dead out must have been dead out

were you dreaming or something Jamie

what do you mean you were making noises

now wait a minute that minute what do

you mean what's all the noises you were

making groans you were jabbering

jabbering I don't jab a man

what did have a jabbering about you got

off the wrong block mate maybe a crystal

ball now they're always bad bit

unfamiliar there's nothing unfamiliar

about me with beds

I slept in beds I don't make noises just

because I sleep in a bed I slept and

pledged your banks I tell you what maybe

was mBLAQ's what neighbours mBLAQ's for

making noises coming up through the wall

hmm yes wait a minute then just a minute

what are you doing what better come in

here what what don't you want me to get

out when you're out you don't have to go

out why you may not say it do what you

like you don't have to go out because

I'm going that I've got a couple of keys

this door front

thanks very much the best of luck I am I

think I'll take a stroll down the road

but no kind of a sharp man down there he

got a portable drill the other day I

quite like the look of it

what did you say your name was

Bernard Jenkins by assumed name no your

real one

Davis Mac Davis well sure Thank You

Welch well I've been around a bit you

know I've been about where were you born

what do you mean where were you born

laughs but I'd like to set your mind

back going back a few years you'll lose

a bit of track like what I mean what

about this gas stove

do you think it's going to be letting

out any what do you think it's not

connected

I might not remember let's write a good

name yes yeah yes there's a calf down

there cm I might be able to get fixed up

and I know there's but short-handed

there might be in need of a bit of staff

mm well obviously

that of shoes yeah what's the game

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what's your name I don't know you I

don't know who you are

hey Jenkins Jenkins yeah did you sleep

here last night yes sleep well

yes I'm awfully glad it's awfully nice

to meet you you know you remind me of my

uncle's brother he was always on the

move that man never without his passport

he had an eye for the girls very much

your build bevin athlean long jump

specialist had a habit of demonstrating

different run ups in the drawing room

around about christmas time manapause

off for nuts couldn't eat enough of them

peanuts walnuts Brazil nuts monkey nuts

he wouldn't touch a piece of fruitcake

yeah it was a funny business you're

spitting image he was married a

when did you make that I hope you slept

well last night listen I don't know who

you are what bed you're sleeping well

okay write that one not the other one

choosie

how do you like my room your room yes

first hate your room you know believe it

or not you've got a funny kind of

resemblance to a bloke I once knew in

Shorty's well actually he lived in old

age I'm staying with a cousin in Camden

Town his old mum was still living at the

angel all the buses passed right by the

door she could get a thirty eight five

eight one thirty thirty eight I take her

down the Essex Road to Dalston Junction

next to no time but of course if she got

thirty he'd take her round up a street

way you know by Highbury Corner down

Bastion Paul's Church as she get to

Dalston Junction just the same in the

end I used to leave my bike in

Highgarden on my way to work

yeah it was a curious van Ted spitter

here with us bit big around the nose but

there was nothing in it

- let's eat well notnot choosy choosy

what sort of sleep did you have in this

thing

Oh Ron I hate you and uncomfortable all

right you're a foreigner how do you like

my bed

this is my bed

yeah wonder watch how you don't get a

draft

bloody trousers that I'm going I'm going

to stick up you know you remind me of a

bloke I bumped into well it's just the

other side of Guildford by far yeah that

was brought here I was brought here who

brought you here man who lives here in

Exeter I was brought here last night I

met him in a cafe I got the bullet this

bloke saved me from a punch shop it

broke me out he brought me right Kia I'm

afraid you're a born fiddler onto a

you're speaking to the owner this is my

room you're sitting in my house he says

he's seen me all right that's my bed

what about this one then this is my

mother's bed well she wasn't in it last

night now don't get cocky son don't get

cookie keep your hands off my old man

don't get out of respect I got respect

you won't find anyone with more respect

why you telling me all these fibs then

listen I ain't never seen you before and

I never seen my mother before either I

suppose

I think I'm coming to the conclusion

that you are no rogue you're nothing but

an old scoundrel you stick your nothing

in the place out

you are no robots no getting away from

it you and no skate you don't belong in

a nice place like this you are no

barbarian honest you got no business

wandering around in an unfurnished fat I

could get seven quid a week for this

place if I wanted to get a ticket Amala

350 a year exclusive no argument well I

mean sort of managing your rage don't be

afraid to say so otherwise I got the van

outside I can run you down to the police

station in five minutes

happy win for trespassing loitering with

intent daylight robbery in filching

thieving and stinking the place out what

do you say

unless of course you're interested in a

straightforward purchase I'll have my

brother decorate the place up for you

first yeah I got a brother who's a

number one decorator

he'll decorate it out for you you can

have this as your study yes this brother

I mentioned he's about to start

decorating there are other rooms nice

just about to start so what do you say

eight hundred for this room wall three

thousand down for the whole upper storey

OD banquet who do you bank with

you've still got that leak yes

it's coming from the roof and the roof

Hey yes

I'll have to tar it over you're going to

try it out yes what

the cracks you'll be tired over the

cracks in the room yes do you think

that'll do it I think it'll do it for

the time being

what do you do

what do you do when that buckets full

emptied

I was telling my friend that you're

about to start decorating them other

rooms

yes I've I've got your back Hey oh

thanks hey what's this then give us

that's my vaccine this package what's my

activity bag back what back now look

here where you going I'm going to get

don't push too hard

watch your step Sonny you're knocking at

the door when the ones at home don't

ever step the marks are thieving bastard

you thieving scale

did did you get down to Wembley I

couldn't make it

I had a bit of bad luck with that

portable drill when I got the head of

gun

what was that fella he's my brother they

say he's a bit of a joker and he he's

got a sense of humor yes I could tell

that the first time I set eyes on him

yes it tends to see the funny side of

things

though he's got a sense of humor an ting

I'm supposed to be doing up the house

for him there's lots of possibilities

about this place you see yes

once they get that up then I'll be

able to give a bit more thought to the

house you see perhaps I can knock up one

of the things fun it I can work with my

hands you see it's one thing I can do I

never knew I could but I can I can do

all sorts of things now with my hands

when I get that out there are works

on the scene I could do a bit of

woodwork simple woodwork to start

anyway it's quite a bit to be done to

this place

they're the junk tapeless garden

got to be cleared but all this you see

what's this a pun yes

what you got fish no there isn't

anything there

you could be caretaker here if you liked

what you could keep an eye on the place

if you light you know the stairs

landings front steps keep an eye on it

polish the bells battles this island be

fixing the field down by the front door

brass okay I taking a yes I don't know

caretaking before you see what I mean is

I ain't never been a caretaker for

thought how do you feel about being one

then well what I'd have to know you know

what sort of us what sort what starting

you know well I mean I mean I'd have to

I'd have to yes I could tell you that's

it that's it if you see you got my

meeting I could tell you when the time

yeah that's what I'm getting at it's

more or less exactly what I mean to say

what I'm

getting out as I mean what sort of jobs

well there's things like the stairs and

the bells it'll be a matter wouldn't it

it would be a matter of the broom isn't

it yes and of course you need a few

brushes you need implements you need a

good few implement yes you could wear

this if you liked what oh that's nice

and desk keep the dust off you yeah

that's not a keep the dust off alright

well off

thanks very much mister

Hey look I've been thinking this ain't

my bag no no see I'm that baguette it

was another kind of bag of all together

you see I know what they've done what

they've done they kept my bagon they

given you another one all together no

what happened was someone went off with

your bag that's what I said anyway I I

managed to pick this one up somewhere

else it's got a few pieces of clothes in

it he let me have the whole lot cheap

and shoes

what's this it's a smoking jacket

smoking jacket yes

it ain't a bad piece of cloth oh I see

how it fits you ain't got something now

bad how do you think it looks looks all

right well I won't say no to this then

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thanks Chris makeup

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cup of tea

bastard

come and tell you stuff yeah what a

phallus bloody snow that no what's this

matter with this damn light

oh don't tell me the damn lights gone

now what'll I do now the damn lights

come down wait a minute oh damn where is

it now as the box where's the bloody

bolts Wow watch this hose nice

where's my box hose down yeah

what's this moving it stopped me box

who's any out

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I'm sprinkling hey used to be a wall

plug for this cleaner it doesn't work so

I had to put it in the light socket how

do you think the place is looking a I

gave me to go Gary Dover well after all

I am responsible for the upkeep the

premises then I what you wait enough

about for you'll come near me Hey

well now I'm sorry if I gave you a start

but uh well I had you in mind to you

know I mean my brother's guest as a

matter of fact I was suggest that we

lower your rent make it just a nominal

sum just nominal that's all still I feel

then every strike yeah I'll have to

reconsider the whole proposition I keep

myself to myself mate but if anyone

starts with me then or they got coming

yes I can believe that you do have it

all over see you understand my meaning I

don't mind a bit of a joke every now and

again but anyone will tell you that no

one starts anything with me I'll get

what you mean yes I can we pushed so far

but no further that's it now you know

what it was we just got off on the wrong

foot that's all it was

why we did would you like a sandwich

what I have one of these want to pull

anything no I can't help being

interested in any friend of my brothers

I mean you're my brother's friend none

of you well I won't put it as far as

that oh don't you find him friend Berlin

well I wouldn't say we was all that

friends I mean he he never done me no

harm but I wouldn't say it was any

particular favor what's in that sandwich

at ease

that'll do me fake well thank you mister

well now I'm sorry to hear that my

brother isn't very friendly Oh a friend

a friend so no thanks

I just can't exactly make him out I

forgot the pepper Langevin I had a bit

of be true somewhere I must have mislaid

it can I ask your advice

well I mean you're man of the world

aren't you can I ask your advice about

something

you go right ahead now and what it is

you see I'm very worried about my

brother yeah brother yes you see he's

trouble easy yeah well it's not a very

nice thing to say go on now you're

saying he doesn't like work Grafton

no he just doesn't like work you see

that's his trouble yes that fact was a

terrible thing to have to say about your

brother he's just shy of it you see he's

very shy but I know that's hot you know

the time I met him how can he just don't

like work hmm he's supposed to be doing

a little job for me a keeper meow you

know to do a little job hmm I don't know

I'm coming to the conclusion either very

slow worker

what would you all advise me well he's a

funny bloke girl brother what I just

saying he's a bit of a funny bloke y'all

brother funny why life's funny what's

funny about him not I can work what's

funny about that

nothing I don't call that funny

nor me you don't want to start meeting

hypercritical no I wasn't that too glib

look all on it

look I got a little proposition to make

to you I'm thinking of taking over the

running of this place you see I think it

could be run a lot more efficiently I've

got a lot of ideas a lot of plans now

how would you like to stay on here

let's care take that what well I could

rely on a man like you around the place

to keep an eye on things I look here I

know run I don't know can't take a bath

oh yeah

are you been in the service is that you

know what given in the services you can

tell by our stance oh oh yes I spent

half my life them and all this these

racks are serving I was in the colonies

weren't you I was over there I was one

of the first over there well that's what

I mean you're just the man I've been

looking for

caretaker yes well yeah listen who is a

landlord area

am i off me I am I got beads to prove it

oh wow in that case I don't mind doing

it better caretaking Toya I don't mind

looking after the place of life I've

caught we'd come to a small financial

agreement mutually beneficial I leave

you to reckon all that out thanks thanks

I'm paper super lotto

oh yes

I are just one thing tell me about any

references

hey I just to satisfy my solicitor I got

plenty of references all I gotta do is

get down sit cup tomorrow I know that

place like the back of my hand I've got

all the references are one down there

good listen you can't pick me up a good

pair of shoes can you I got a bad deed

for a good pair of shoes do you think

there's any chance of you being able to

pick me up there

said you wanted me to get you up

laughs ah you said you were thinking of

going down to Sitka

Oh that'll be a good thing if I could

get down there it doesn't look much of a

day wowthat's shut it and I don't

I didn't have a very good night again I

slept terrible

you will make a terrible at a bit of

rain in the night did it just a bit

no it's also coming on the ED the drafts

going right to Nami and any way you can

to shut that bloody window you could

well what about it then the rains coming

right - tommy ed got to have a bit of

there listen don't talk to me about hair

boy I've lived all my life in the air

all I'm trying to say this is too much

hair coming in for that window and I'm

asleep

it's very stuffy in here without the

window open yes but listen you don't

understand what I'm telling you the

bloody Rain Man come right in the act

that's done the trip to Sidcup what

about closing that wind and now they've

been coming in here

close it for the time being you hadn't

come across that pair of shoes you was

gonna look out for me out here

no I'll see if I can pick some up for

you today I mean such an go out him

these can I can't even go get myself a

cup of tea there's a cafe just along the

road maybe wait maybe I used to go that

quite a bit years ago now but I stopped

I used to like that place I spent quite

a bit of time in there

I thought they understood what I said I

mean I used to talk to them same at the

factory I used to talk about things and

these men they used to say it was

alright double what used to kind of

hallucinations

there weren't hallucinations they I used

to get the feeling I could see things

very clearly everything was so clear

everything used

everything used to get their quiets

everything all betting quiet

all this quiet in the clear side

but maybe I was wrong anyway

someone must have said something but did

anything about it some kind of lie must

have got around and his lie went round

thought people started being funny in

that cafe factory couldn't understand it

then one day they took me to a hospital

right outside London

they got me there I didn't want to go

tried to get out quite a few times it

wasn't very easy they asked me questions

in there they got me in and they asked

me all sorts of questions well I told

them when they wanted to know what my

thoughts were and one day this man the

head doctor I suppose it was he he

called me in he said

he told me I had something he said

they'd concluded that examination that's

what he said and he showed me a pile of

papers and he said that had got

something some complaint he said

just said that you see you've got this

thing that's your complaint and we've

decided he said that in your interest

there's only one course we could take he

said we're gonna do something to your

brain so if we don't you'll be in here

for the rest of your life but if we do

you stand a chance he said you can go

out and live like the others

what do you want to do to my brain I

said to him but he just repeated what it

said well I knew I was a miner I knew

they couldn't do anything to me without

getting permission I knew there to get

permission from my mother so I wrote her

and I told her what they were trying to

do but she signed the form you see

giving them permission I know that

because he showed me her signature when

I brought it up

well about a week later they started to

come round and do this thing to the

brain or supposed to have her done in

this ward

they came round and did it one at a time

what a night

they used to come round with these I

don't know what they were they look like

big pincers with wires aren't wires were

attached to a little machined it was

electric they used to hold the man down

and then there's teeth his chief doctor

he would fit the pincers something like

earphones used to fit them on either

side of the man's skull and keep them

there

there was a man holding the machine you

see he turn it on and then his chief he

just pressed these pincers against the

man's skull and keep them there then

they take him off cover the man up and

they wouldn't touch him again until

later on

well they were coming around to me the

night they came I got up off my bed and

I stood against the wall

they told me to get back on the bed I

knew they had to get me back on the bed

because if they did it while I was

standing up they might break my spine so

I stood out then one or two of them came

for me well are younger then much

stronger then than I am now it's quite

strong then I laid one of them out I got

another one round the throat and then

suddenly this chief he had these pincers

on Moscow and I knew they weren't

supposed to do it while I was standing

up and that's why

anyway

he did it

though I did get out I got out of the

place but I couldn't walk very well I

don't think my spine was damaged

no that was perfectly all right trouble

was I couldn't hear what people were

saying like I couldn't look to the right

of the left I had to look straight in

front of me I turned my head round I

couldn't keep up Brian and I had these

headaches

I used to sit in my room run I live with

my mother and my brother he younger than

me I laid everything out in order in my

room all the things I knew were mine but

I didn't die anyway

I feel much better now

but I don't talk to people now steer

clear the places like that cafe I don't

go into them now I don't talk to anyone

like that

I've often thought of going back and

trying to find the man who did that to

me but I want to do something first I

want to build that shed out in the

garden

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attend me all the mate

sitting comfortably I am where you going

I'm going to sit

sorry can't do it the road will be up on

the 82 to mean doubling back on the B 2

to 1 oh it's all one way down there you

see and we have got enough Headroom for

the humpback bridge so we'll have to

skip it

hey kept up whatever drink at my place

ever listen to some track up for you

shut up see ya

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Helaine you and me we got this place

going yes you're quite right look what I

could do with this place

I can turn is place into a penthouse

cuff of instance this room this room you

could have as your kitchen right size

nice window sun comes it I'd have to

blue copper and parchment linoleum

squares

I don't them colors react out in the

walls

I'd off set the kitchen units with

charcoal gray worktops plant yes place

for cupboards for the crockery I'd ever

a small wall covered a large wall

covered and a corner wall covered with

revolving shelves they won't be shorter

cupboards and a dining room even out

across the landings he Venetian rinds on

the window a venetian blinds court floor

cocktails

you could have enough wife piling in

raqqa a table and aphromoo zrt veneer

sideboard with matte black drawers

curved chairs with cushion seats

armchairs and oatmeal tweed beech frame

city with an woven seagrass seat mic top

resistant coffee table white tile

surround and a bedroom now what's a

bedroom a it's a retreat place to go for

rest and peace they want quiet

decoration lighting functional furniture

mahogany and rosewood deep Azure blue

carpet unglazed blue and white curtains

bedspread with a pattern of small blue

roses on a white ground now I'm dressing

table with a lift up top containing a

plastic tray table lamp white raffia

there won't be a flat it will be a

palace I'll say it would man that palace

who would live here I would my brother

and me well what about me let's now go

to anybody it's a lot of old ion it's

clobberin you couldn't make a home out

of this there's no way you could arrange

it it's junk hmm they couldn't sell it

either cuz he wouldn't go to toughen for

it it's junk but he don't seem to be

interested in what I got in mind muscle

trouble why don't you have a chat with

him and see if he's interested me yeah

your friend of his aren't you yeah no

friend of mine they live in a same room

with him known to be an old friend of

mine know what you want to do you want

to speak to him see you you want to tell

him man but we got ideas for this place

we could get it started out I'd decorate

it out Boyan I'll give you and in doing

it

between us no one wants to talk to him

after all I own his brother

where you going the same

what where's the laces no laces I can't

wear without laces cut out just got the

shoes

well now look this just about what's the

tin lid on it don't it the only way to

keep a pair of shoes on right if you

have not no laces is to tighten the foot

so you walk about with a tight foot see

well I'll go to the foot that puts a bad

strain on the foot I might have some

somewhere you see what I'm getting at

yes yes these is brown it's all I've got

the shows is black well I can do until I

can get all of another pair

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whoa what's going on you're making

noises I'm an old man

why do you expect me to do stop

breathing what do you expect me to do I

tell you mate I'm not surprised that

took you in

waking up an old man in the middle of

the night you're mustaffa not what do

you want me to do stop breathing I've

got just about enough are you mocking me

about where'd you invite me in there in

the first place there's gonna trick me

like this I know enough

glad you inside one of them places

before they could have you inside again

put that business on your nine I can

have a lot of dad any time all they need

to do is that the word carry you in

there boy to County I'll pick you up and

carry you in that get your fixed pincers

on you're gonna take your fixed they

take one look at all this junk I got a

sleepweight let know you was a creeper

ah

nobody messes me about the dog you think

I'm gonna do all your dirty work think

I'm gonna do all the old dirty work oh

just thought I could sleep in this lousy

filthy all every night not me boy oh boy

you don't know what you're doing half

the time up the creek you're awful

whoever saw you slip me I feel baba say

to me like a bloody animal

I never been inside on nuthouse don't

got nothing with me boy I got this here

I used it I used it with me I think it's

about time you found somewhere else I

don't think we're hitting it off find

somewhere else they not me man you

you're better thanks somewhere else I

live here

you don't don't die but I live here I've

been offered a job here yes but I don't

think you're really suitable not

suitable Hey well let me tell you

there's so many other things I have

suitable get it your brother he's told

me see saw me the job is mine I'm gonna

be his caretaker look if I give you a

few Bob you can get down to Sid comfort

you build your shed first I feel Bob

when I can pick up a steady wage yeah

they'll bail just think it's at first

that's what

don't come tonyia that's not a stinking

shed you've no reason to call that

stinking you stinking what you've been

stinking the place out

rice juice right not to me for days it's

one reason I can't sleep

your call me that so call me stinking

you better go laughs tickle

I think you get your stuff

right hey that alone that's mine

oh wait I've been offered a job here you

a job brother

they sought you out you call me that you

call me that nobody hit you never called

me that you enter the last of this

you'll be sorry it called me that yeah I

know I can trust

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stink that's what he said to me he said

to me you don't stink no sir

if you stank I'd be the first one to

tell you I told him it I said to him I

told it you'll be coming around to salt

it out

you know what he started saying that so

since I'm saying that to me the last of

this manner said I've said tonight I

said to he'll be along your brother will

be along

he's got sent you what do you mean

hey are you saying my brother hasn't got

any sense

what well what I mean I take orders from

you do my caretaking to you you look

upon me as a don't treat me like a

numbered dirt well do you mind if I

finish my teeth first

okay I've been thinking what as things

stand

I don't mind having a go at doing at the

place that's why I wanted to react well

it you're better be as good as you say

huh what do you mean why you say you're

an interior decorator you better be a

good one

what what do you mean oh what a

decorator an interior decorator

hey what do you mean I've never done

that huh never touch that you never know

not me man I'm not an interior decorator

I've been too busy to me yeah other

things to do it see I thought you said

you were

well I've wait a minute wait a minute

you've got the wrong man how could I

have the wrong man you're the only man

I've spoken to about my dream about my

deepest wishes you know the only man

I've told and I only told you because I

understood you to be a first-class

professional experienced interior and

exterior decorator ah look here you

wouldn't know how to fit teal blue

copper on parchment linoleum squares

none of them colors react out in the

wall okay promotion teeth linear

armchairs in oatmeal tweed and a beach

frame city where the woven the seagrass

see I never said that Christ I must have

been under a false impression I never

said it you're a bloody impostor yeah I

don't start calling me names stop that

now your real name what's your name you

go on it so you got two names what about

the rest Hey

now come on why do give me all this dirt

about you being an interior decorator I

never told you nothing there's no

brothers told you hey tell you anything

got a spite it's nothing there's off

where Donna tell you anything

it was a mastaba

what did you call my brother when did

what now get this straight hey it was

nothing

did you call my brother nutty hey my

brother

well now that's

it's a bit of an impertinent thing to

say very sad so I'm self what a strange

man you are aren't you eh

you're really strange ever since you

come into this house there's been

nothing but trouble and I stack and take

nothing you say at face value every word

you speak is open to any number of

different interpretations most of what

you say it's nice you're violent you

erratic you're just completely

unpredictable in fact when it comes down

to it you're nothing else but a wild

animal

you don't know barbarian and to put the

old tin lid on it you stink from

to breakfast time well I love it you

come here recommending yourself as an

interior decorator whereupon I take you

on and what happens they you'll make a

long speech about all them references

you've got down at Sidcup and what

happens I haven't noticed you going down

to sit cut to obtain them it's almost

regretable but it really does look as

though I'm compelled to pay you off for

your cattle

alright that's you do that you do it if

that's what you want

this house was all I got to worry about

plenty of other things I got other

things I got clear other interests

business I've got to think about

expanding in all directions I don't

stand still I'm moving about all the

time how on the move all the time I

gotta think about a future now worried

about his house my brother can worry

about it he can take a ready dump you

can do what he likes with it I'm not

bothered I thought I was doing him a

favor letting him live here who's got

his own ideas let him mm I'm going to

chuck it in

look

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I just come back with a pipe oh yes

yes I got out and then I'll flee it down

I've suddenly realized the time I'm

gonna be pipe so I come back to get it

so I thought I'd nip back for it's like

listen you didn't mean that did you but

about me stinking did you did it

look I've been thinking why I made all

them noises it was because of the draft

see that the the drafters on me as I lay

sleeping made me make them noises

without me knowing it so what I've been

thinking well I won't leave Seth if I

was trying to be all bad

you have my bed there's not all that

difference between them there's the same

sorta bed well you'll sleep wherever

beds you're in and I'd be out of the

draft to see that'll be all right well

you don't mind a bit of wind you like

there so I reckon that'd be the best way

out of it we swapped beds then we could

get on with what we were saying I'd look

after the place fire I'd keep an eye on

it fine I didn't care take for you so

you like not for the not for the other

not not him brother

I'll be your man you say the word no I

like sleeping in this bed but you don't

understand my meaning anyway that one's

my brother's bed brother's gone

he's calm no I couldn't change the beds

but you don't understand my meaning

anyway I'm going to be busy I got that

to get up I don't get it up nah

don't never go up till it's up a gun get

started look if you have to put up your

shad that's what I do I'll give you a

band you see what I'm saying I can get

it up myself but listen I'm yeah I'm

with ya I'll do it for you together

price for change banks no kin yeah

listen man I don't mind if you don't

want to swap beds all right we'll keep

it as it is I'll stay the same bed if I

could get maybe a bit of stronger sack

in light of all over that window keep

out the draft

that'll do it what do you say we'll keep

it as it is no why not you know ki

listen listen

what am I going to do what I do well

all right they want me to go go

you know Santa lad just

this side if I could get down to her if

I could get old me papers which would

you would you let me

I got down

and

government

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