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That's a weird book.

Hey, I think you dropped this book when you got in from the airport last night.

Oh, yeah, it's my med school book.

That's a med school book?

Yeah, I've been studying and going to school to be a proctologist. You know

that. Oh, no, yeah, I remember you were going to med school. It's just entering

the anus.

I mean, yeah, that's like the medical term for it.

Oh, well.

Okay, yeah, anus isn't the word I'm confused about.

Proctologists are, well, yeah, I guess the anuses and their uses is... Yeah,

it's so cool.

Like, buttholes are so cool.

Oh, yeah, I... I'd rather me call it that if you're uncomfortable using anus.

No, you're good.

No, yeah, I remember you kind of talking about this when our parents got married.

I guess I thought you were maybe like...

because you seemed like very into buttholes. Yeah, who wouldn't? They're

like so cool.

Like the colon, the rectum, the anus. Yeah.

There's so much to learn from it too. I feel like I am literally learning

something new every day.

About the anus. About the anus. Like, I don't know how to like stretch it out

and how like what you eat affects it.

Oh, sure.

It's just a lot. I don't know.

No, yeah. Hey, listen.

Far be it from me. I am not in med school.

Clearly.

Clearly. Damn.

Okay, yeah. Fair enough.

I guess the title, I guess maybe proctologists have a sense of humor.

Yeah. When they title it that way.

It's just cool. They're very fascinating.

Like, I could literally talk for hours just about how cool a butthole it is.

Just a cool butthole. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess I've never really, like, thought about it that

hard. What?

You haven't thought about your butt? Well, you're, like, it's the best part

of your body.

Is it? You get it every day.

Well, yeah, no doubt.

The best part of my body? Geez, I guess.

Yeah, like, I don't know.

Don't you think it's cool? Oh, Jesus.

It's, like,

just a little hole.

What the fuck is going on right now? Like, is this a... What?

It's part of my job now.

Well, okay, fair enough.

I'm going to be soon.

Oh, jeez. Getting, like, comfortable with it. But how cool is it? No, this is

pretty cool. I think maybe I'm not thinking that for the same reason as

you, but this is cool.

I'm, like, looking at it. I'm, like, it's such a cool hole.

Well, hey, listen, I'm not, like, arguing with you. I'm just, like, I feel

like I maybe, like, tripped on the way up the stairs and, like, hit my head

because I don't really understand what's happening right now. I don't know. Maybe

it's, like, I don't know. Like, the inside is cool.

Oh, is the inside cool? If you don't think that the outside is cool, like,

the inside feels crazy.

Does it? Yeah.

Yeah.

It's, like, squishy.

Even just sticking my finger in, it feels so cool.

Fascinating. Is this like what proctology labs are like? Yeah, kind of.

You guys just sit around and finger each other's buttholes? Kind of. I mean,

yeah, you like stick your finger in people's butts.

Oh, well, I guess I was kidding. Like this all the time.

Yeah, I was kidding, but I guess that is literally 100% what they do.

Stick your finger in.

Do you want to like... Feel it and see what I mean. Do I want to stick my

finger in your butthole?

In my anus. Oh, sorry.

Medical. Yeah, pinky out.

Yeah. In your anus. In my anus, just to feel it. See if you can get, like, the

fascination that I get of it. I feel like you're not on the same page.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm just, like, a little caught off guard. But, I mean, I

would hate to pass up an opportunity to be educated.

Yeah.

Just touch it.

How do I touch? I don't know. Is there, like, a medical way to touch it?

Like... Here, let me put some spit on it. Some spit?

Yeah, it needs, like, something. Well, no, sure. Is that... Do you not have,

like, medical lube? This feels kind of... No.

This doesn't feel... It's okay. It'll work.

It's okay. I'll just have to... Stick your finger in. I'll just have to trust

you. Your fingers are bigger than mine.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, fuck.

Doesn't that feel crazy?

Yeah, that, um... Squishy.

Squishy is the right word.

Stretchy.

Oh.

Yeah, hey, listen, you're making a lot of good points.

Can you feel it when I'm, like, tightening it, too?

I can definitely feel that.

Like, how is that not so fucking cool?

This is all very cool.

I think you're right. I think I might need a little bit more spit,

maybe. Yeah, just stick two of them in there. Get a second finger in there. Oh,

jeez. I'm not getting on.

Medical spit application.

Yeah, I see. You're good at this.

Oh, fuck.

Doesn't that feel so good?

Yeah, it feels really good.

Oh, God.

Does it, uh... Wait, are you enjoying this? I think I was, yes.

I'm kind of freaking out. Do I need to stop? Like, is it okay if you're

enjoying it? I think it's okay if I'm enjoying it. It's not that weird.

Like, wouldn't it be weirder if I didn't enjoy it?

Well, I mean, I guess I wouldn't want you to not enjoy it. You know, there's,

like, an A spot in your butt. Like, there's a G spot in my pussy.

Fuck, I think I'm going to have to maybe, I think you're going to have to

maybe teach me a little bit. Yeah, point your fingers like up towards my pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah, that's my spot.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah, girls can cum like this.

No kidding.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, you're really in my spot.

It's fine.

Oh, that's crazy how good that feels when you're doing that.

Really?

Oh my gosh.

You're good at that. Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

You gotta keep going just like that.

Uh-huh.

Oh, my God.

Give me, give me, give me, give me, come already.

Really?

Shut it.

Oh,

please, I don't want to come yet.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Once I come, my butt is going to, like, close up again. Oh,

really? Yeah.

That's... Look at how much you opened it up already.

Hey, I'm learning a lot right now. I really appreciate this, actually. And I

touched your fingers, too.

You can... Listen.

Yeah, far be it from me to... Oh, fuck.

Mmm. Moon pen?

Smell good, too.

Oh, God. The inside of your mouth feels really good.

Mmm.

My butt tastes good.

What is happening right now? This is, like, blowing my fucking mind.

I'm teaching you, like, a butthole lesson.

Yeah. They're cool.

Like, can you believe that your fingers were in me just now? Now it's just,

like, back to normal.

Yeah, I know. That's... You can just keep stretching it out, and it's just,

like...

That's blowing my mind. And it's making you hard.

Well, can you blame me? I mean, Jesus. Like it's getting hard in your pants.

Yeah. This is definitely not how I expected my day to go.

Well, when I'm studying and it has to do with anuses, it turns me into a

little freak sometimes.

And I guess you too.

Well, I mean.

Listen, I'm not going to act like I haven't fantasized about this exact

situation before. Really? I feel like it's safe to say that at this point.

Have you ever, like, put your dick in a butthole before?

No. Actually, funny you mention it.

I've only had, like, two of them in my butt, but ever since I started, like,

studying more, I've been just really wanting to get more in my butt.

I'm gonna pass out like I don't know I've never really had like like ever

since I've heard about anal orgasms and like a spots I'm just like really

curious to like how to get there like I know it's possible and even with you

just like fingering my butt like that like I feel like it was getting closer

I'm like I don't know I want to try it

This is insanely hot.

I feel like I just need to get that out there.

I'm enjoying the hell out of this.

So what do you... Do you want me to put my dick in your butt?

Yeah. I don't know the correct medical terminology for that. Probably not put

my dick in your butt. Put your penis in my anus.

Well, maybe I can... Yeah, I want to try it.

I mean, maybe you could, like...

help see if female anal orgasms are real or not.

I would love to, you know, help be a part of the advancement of that field of

study. I just want to see. Like, I don't know. I kind of think they're a myth,

but I also feel like I'm really close to it. Well, yeah, I feel like we can't

leave any pages unturned. No, not at all.

Maybe I can get a little bit more of that spit.

Yeah.

Help me out a little bit.

Yeah. This is technically still studying when you really think about it.

No, yeah, you're right.

It's just like a little different.

It is a little different.

Even rubbing my butthole like this makes me so horny.

Yeah, me too. I think we're on the same page about that.

Get these hands out of here.

Oh, my God. Can I sing again?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Oh,

it feels so good like that.

You want to just do it?

Yeah, maybe just like go really slow.

Fuck. Just put it right in.

Here.

Just let me spit on my butt a little bit.

Here, do you want to guide me in? Yeah, just go slow.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

Oh my fuck.

I can't believe this happened right now.

I know, I never thought that I'd have your cock in my butt.

But... It does feel really, really good inside of me though.

Oh shit.

Fuck.

I feel like I'm getting harder with every stroke soon.

That's a fact.

told you, but it feels even better on your dicks and your fingers.

This is.

I'm speechless.

God, that's so fucking hot.

God,

that's insane.

Is that fucked up?

Whatever you want to do.

I just want to taste it, see if it tastes any different.

That tastes good.

It tastes really good.

You're fucking good at that.

Taking my eyes water.

It tastes so good after it's been in my ass too.

Okay.

It's dripping all over me

Thank you.

Can we put some of that?

Yeah, fucking do it.

But...

Let's go to the bedroom.

That is so deep.

Oh, they're so long.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh my god, just like...

Thank you.

I don't know what you're thinking about. You taste good.

Here comes the report.

Yeah, I kind of forgot that's what we were doing.

Yeah, I guess anal orgasms are true.

Hey, we're pioneers.

Yeah, we'll have to do it again.

You do not have to ask for it.