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[music]

[knocking on door]

[James] Hey, did, uh, um, did anybody follow you here?

No, I don't think so.

Okay, great.

[hisses]

[music continues]

God, I've been wanting that for so long.

[James] I've been counting down the days.

Oh, speaking of, I got an extra special surprise for you.

-Okay. -Yeah, come here.

Check that out.

[giggles]

Wow.

[chuckles]

You really went all out.

Yeah.

You do know that we have this at the parlor though, right?

Yeah, I mean, that's true, but there's some things in the parlor we can't do,

so I thought we could just bring it here and then, you know, we can

do that happy ending you've always talked about, wouldn't that be hot?

It would be really hot.

Isn't this a little risky?

What if your, I mean, your wife, though, she—

My wife, she's a realtor.

[scoffs]

She's, uh, doing an open house tonight.

I mean, these things go until like 10 o'clock.

I mean, she's gonna be gone all night, we've got the place to ourselves.

I mean, if you say so.

[giggles, moaning gently]

[giggles]

So,

wanna start in the shower?

You read my mind.

[hisses]

[James] Alright, let me turn this on, okay?

[sighs, giggles]

God, I wanted you so bad.

[hisses]

Oh, yeah, get that.

Get in the shower.

Yeah.

[water rushing]

[moaning]

[giggles, moaning gently]

[moaning]

Fuck.

[water rushing]

[moaning]

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

[water rushing]

[moaning gently]

[giggles, moaning gently]

-[door opens] -[keys rattle]

[water rushing]

What the?

I, I, I thought you said she wasn't coming home.

I didn't think she was either.

[curtain screeches]

Just don't say a word and stay here.

-Okay. -Alright.

[water rushing]

What in the hell?

[keys rattle, drop]

Ew.

[drops jar]

[disgusted sigh]

[keys rattling]

[Francine] James.

James.

[water rushing]

James.

[water rushing]

Hey, honey, uh, you're back early.

[giggles]

Yeah, I forgot to open the house sign, so I had to come back and grab it.

[water rushing]

What's with the weird looking mattress in the living room?

And that strange lubey stuff?

[James] Oh, that? [chuckles]

[James] That's, um, my new…

muscle recovery thing, you know, it's, uh,

the gel, that's a super powerful stimulant.

[James] It really helps my bad back, you know?

[Francine] Really?

Okay, but,

what's with the mattress?

[James] Um, yeah, you just put on the gel, and you roll around on the mattress.

[James] It's, uh,

it's good for the tension, you know, it's, uh, it's a new trend.

I'm surprised you haven't heard of it.

[Francine] Huh, yeah, that makes sense.

[Francine] Well, anyways, I'm gonna grab the sign and head back.

Did you want me to pick up some dinner on the way home?

[James] Sure.

[Francine] What would you like?

Oh, whatever you want. I trust you.

[both giggle]

[Francine] Are you okay in there?

[James] Oh, yeah, I'm, I'm great, you know,

[James] it's just the water got a little cold, so, uh…

[sighs]

I might have to get that plumber to come back.

I could tell he was slacking off when he was fixing that water heater.

-Do you mind if I— -No, no, no, honey, honey, um, listen, um,

you know, I mean, it's, it's, I'm just, you know, getting in the zone here,

[James] for the muscle relaxation exercise, you know,

[James] I'm creating a cocoon of, uh, solitude.

[James] I know it sounds weird, but it's just, it's part of the routine.

[James] It's, it's very zen, very zen.

[Francine sighs]

[Francine] Well, okay then.

Anyways, I've gotta get back to the open house.

I love you, honey.

Wish me luck.

[James] Good fuck.

[James] I mean, luck.

[James] Good luck, honey.

[water rushing]

[giggles]

[door closes]

-[James sighs] -[curtain screeches]

Jesus Christ, that was close.

You couldn't resist, could you?

Mm, admit it, you loved it.

[sighs]

I mean, it was pretty hot.

-[gagging] -[moaning]

We should do the massage now, shouldn't we?

Mm-hm.

[water rushing]

Fuck yeah.

[sighing]

[James] Okay.

[James] I think we, uh, get on here.

Mm-hm.

It's kind of like what we do at the parlor, except it's, uh,

gooey, you know.

[giggles]

Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?

No, I would never do such a thing.

Of course.

Is this it over here?

Yes, that one.

We're both new to this.

Of course.

[lid drops]

You even warmed it up.

[moans gently]

[James sighs]

[moaning gently]

You seem so tense.

[moans gently]

[jar drops]

[James] Life is tough.

Mm-hm.

[James moans gently]

[moaning gently]

-[James sighs] -[moaning]

[James moaning gently]

[giggles]

Fuck, it's slippery.

[James moaning gently]

[hisses]

[James] God damn.

[James moaning gently]

[James groans]

[Lara moaning gently]

God.

[James groans]

[heavy breathing, moans gently]

-[hisses] -[James groans]

Oh, my god, babe.

-[groans] -[hisses]

Why don't you flip over for me?

[moaning gently]

[sighing]

There we go.

[moaning gently, sighs]

[deep breath]

[James moaning gently]

-[gel trickling] -[James moaning gently]

[jar drops]

[James moaning gently, deep breaths]

[hisses, deep breath]

[moaning gently, hisses]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James moaning gently]

[James] Oh, fuck yeah.

[both moaning gently]

[moaning gently]

-[phone ringing] -[James moaning]

Oh, shit.

[phone ringing]

It's my wife.

God, she's so needy.

-Just ignore it. -[phone ringing]

Well, what if I ignore it and then she comes back here?

-[sighs] -[phone ringing]

Fine, pick it up. I'll be quiet.

[phone ringing]

-[groans] -[phone ringing]

[James] Hey, wifey honey.

[Francine sighs]

[Francine] I can't believe it.

[Francine] I forgot the code for the lock box for the house.

Oh, no, it's terrible.

Oh, honey.

[Francine] I, I left it table in the living room somewhere.

[Francine] Can you find it for me?

I don't see it.

Do you remember where you left it exactly?

[Francine] No.

[Francine] That's okay, maybe I can just come back in.

No, no, no, no, honey, that's totally fine, um…

You, you, you're not gonna believe it.

Lara, luckily, luckily I found it.

Just me, I found it.

[James] You ready for it?

[Francine] Um, yeah, shoot.

Okay, the code is 93445.

You, you got it?

[Francine] Yep.

[Francine] Thanks, honey.

[Francine] You're a lifesaver.

[Francine] I hope your exercises are going well.

Oh, yeah, they're going great.

Thanks, Lara.

I mean, Francine.

[Francine] Who's Lara?

Oh, Lara, you wouldn't believe this,

but the gel for the massage tension,

it's,

it's called Lara, Lara Balm.

Yep, it's, uh, Lara balm.

Yeah, it's amazing, it's really good.

[James hisses]

[Francine] Well, maybe I'll pick up some for myself too.

[Francine] My legs are always sore after an open house.

Oh, honey, you're not gonna believe this though.

[chuckles]

Actually, the last one that we picked up, that was the last one ever.

They discontinued it.

[Francine giggles]

[Francine] Really?

[James] Yeah, it's a tough economy out there, honey.

[hisses]

Oh, god, you just, anyways, my love, you get out there,

and you keep selling those houses.

You keep doing it, honey, sell away.

[Francine giggles]

[Francine] Okay, honey, I'll leave you to it.

[Francine] Love you.

[Francine] Love you too.

Oh, god, she's gonna give me a heart attack.

Well, I better give you that happy ending then.

Let you go out with a bang?

Oh, let's do it.

Mm-hm.

Oh, fuck.

[gagging, both moaning]

Oh, yes.

[James hisses, moaning]

[James] Oh, fuck yes.

-[slurping] -[James moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James hisses]

[James] You get on my cock.

[James hisses]

Oh, right there.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, yes, that's it.

[both moaning, hisses]

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, shit.

[Lara] Oh, yes.

[James] Oh, yeah, yes.

[Lara] Yes.

[Lara moaning]

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[both moaning]

[Lara] Oh, fuck!

[James] Oh, shit!

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James] Oh, my god.

[James hisses, both moaning]

[Lara] Oh, fuck.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, that pussy feels so good.

[James] Oh, yeah.

-[both moaning] -[James hisses]

[James] Fuck.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Like that.

[Lara] Yeah!

[both moaning]

[Lara] Fuck!

[both moaning]

[Lara] Oh, fuck!

[Lara moaning]

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[James] Oh, fuck! That's good.

-[James hisses] -[Lara moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, shit.

[Lara] Fuck yeah.

[James] Oh, my god.

[hisses, moaning]

Oh, fuck, fuck.

-[hisses] -[moaning]

-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yeah!

-[hisses] -[gasps]

Oh, shit!

[hisses]

Oh, my god!

[hisses, both moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

That's it.

[both moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

It's so fucking deep.

[James] Oh, yes.

[hisses]

Oh, shit!

[hisses, both moaning]

-Oh, my god. -Fuck.

[moaning]

Oh, my god.

[both moaning]

Oh, yes.

-[moaning] -[groaning]

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

[both moaning]

[hisses]

-Fuck. -Fuck yes.

[hisses, moaning]

-That's what you fucking wanted. -Oh, god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Fuck!

[James] Oh, my god.

[James] Oh, that's good.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[James] Oh, my god!

[James] Oh, yes!

[James] Oh, yeah..

[James] Oh, my god!

[James hisses]

[James] Right there.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[Lara] Fuck!

[Lara] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[both moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[Lara moaning]

[James] Oh, yeah, yeah.

-[Lara moaning] -[James groaning]

[James] Yes!

[James hisses]

[James] Yes!

[James hisses]

[James] Yes.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, my god!

[James hisses]

[James] That pussy is so fucking nice.

[James] Right there.

[James] Oh, fuck!

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Fuck!

[Lara moaning]

[James] Oh, shit.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[both moaning]

Oh, yes! Yes, lay down on your back.

[James hisses, moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James hisses, moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Yes! Yes! Yes, give it to me.

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck, you're fucking deep.

[moaning]

Fuck!

Yes!

[moaning]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

It's fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Just like that.

I wanna fucking cum on your cock.

-Yeah. -I wanna fucking cum on your cock.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes.

-Oh, yeah, that's good. -Fuck!

-Oh, my god! -Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

-Oh, yes! -Oh, my god, yes.

Oh, my god!

-[hisses] -[both moaning]

Oh, my god.

[hisses]

Oh, yeah.

[hisses, moaning]

Oh, my god.

[both moaning]

-[hisses] -[both moaning]

Oh, yes.

[hisses]

Oh, my god.

[hisses, moaning]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[gasps, both moaning]

[James] Mm, yes, hold those back for me.

[James] Just like that.

[Lara] Oh, fuck yeah.

[Lara] Yeah.

[Lara moaning]

[Lara] Oh, my god!

[James moaning]

[Lara moaning]

[James] Oh, shit!

[James] Oh, shit.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Oh, shit.

[both moaning]

Oh, fuck yes!

Yes!

You're so fucking deep.

-[James] Oh, yes! -You're fucking deep.

-[James] Oh, yes! -Oh, my gosh!

-[James] Oh, my god. -Fucking give it to me.

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, my.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[James] Right there.

[moaning]

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Oh, my god! Fuck! Fuck!

[moaning]

Fuck!

-Oh, my god! -[James] There we go.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck.

[moaning and gasping]

[Lara] Fuck yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[Lara] Oh, my god.

[Lara moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[Lara] Oh, fuck! Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Lara] Use me, use me, use me, use me.

[Lara] Yeah, just fucking use me like that.

[Lara] Oh, fucking use, use me.

-[James] Oh, yes! -[Lara] Yeah, that's what I fucking want.

[James] Oh, yeah, fuck!

[both moaning]

Oh, my gosh.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yeah!

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yes, stay right there.

[James] Oh, right there.

-[hisses] -[both moaning]

Fuck!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[both moaning]

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Just like that.

Just like that.

[moaning]

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, yes!

-[James hisses] -[moaning]

[Lara] Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

[Lara moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[Lara] You're gonna make me fucking cum on that cock again.

[Lara] You're gonna make me fucking cum again.

[Lara moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[James] Oh, shit.

[moaning and gasping]

[Lara] Fuck! Fuck!

-[Lara] Fuck! -[James] Oh, yeah!

[James] Oh, my god.

-[Lara] Yes, yeah. -[James] Oh, it's fucking good.

[James] Oh, yeah.

-[James] Yes. -Oh, my god, yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[James] Oh, yes.

Fuck.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

-[hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Oh, right there.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

-[gasps] -[both moaning]

Oh, fuck.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[gasps, moaning]

[Lara] Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

-[both moaning] -[James hisses]

[Lara] Oh, fuck. Fuck!

[Lara moaning]

Oh, you're fucking good at it.

[Lara] Oh, you're fucking good.

[Lara moaning]

Fuck.

[Lara] Oh, my god, yeah, holy shit! holy shit!

[Lara] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, shit.

[James] Oh, yeah!

Fuck!

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, yeah!

[James hisses, moaning]

[James] Mm, yes!

[James hisses]

[James] Yeah.

Oh, fuck! Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, fucking use me. -[James] Yes, like that.

[James] Right there.

[James] Oh, yeah.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, shit!

[James hisses, moaning]

Fuck yes!

Oh, fuck.

[James] Oh, yeah.

-[James] Oh, yeah. -Fucking give it to me, yes.

-[James] Yes. -Oh, fucking give it to me.

-[both moaning] -[James hisses]

Oh, yes.

-[both moaning] -[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yes!

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

-[James] Oh, yeah! -Oh, fuck!

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, shit.

[James] Oh, yeah!

[James hisses, moaning]

[James] Yes!

-Oh, just like that. -[James] Yes!

-[James] Yes. -Oh, my god, yeah, just like that.

[James] Oh, yeah!

[James] Yes!

[both moaning]

[James] Lay flat on your belly, baby.

[James] Right on your stomach, right on your stomach.

[James] Yes.

[James hisses, moaning]

[James] Oh, my god.

[Lara] Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Lara] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Lara] Holy shit!

[Lara moaning]

Oh, my god, fuck! Fuck, I'm close.

Fuck, I'm close.

[Lara] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[Lara] Oh, fuck!

[Lara moaning]

-[Lara] Fuck. -[James] Oh, gimme that pussy.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Yes.

-[James] Oh, shit! -[Lara] Oh, fuck!

-[James] Oh, my god! -[Lara] Oh, fuck yeah.

-[James hisses] -[Lara moaning]

[James] That's it.

[James] Oh, shit.

[Lara moaning]

[James hisses, moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[Lara moaning]

[James] Oh, yeah.

-[both moaning] -[James hisses]

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my god! You're fucking deep.

-[moaning] -[groaning]

Yes, yeah!

Yes! Yes, yes.

Oh, that's good.

-Fuck! -Yeah, squeeze on me.

-[moaning] -[groaning]

-Oh, my— -Fuck, you fuck me so well.

Oh, shit!

-[hisses] -[moaning]

Oh, yes!

-[hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Mm, yes!

-Fuck! -[James] Oh, yes.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James] That's it.

[James] Oh, shit!

[James] Yes, you want some.

-Oh, my god. -[James] Oh, god.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yeah.

[James hisses]

Oh, my god, yes.

You use my pussy so fucking well.

Oh, yes!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck.

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, shit!

[both moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[James moaning]

Fuck yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, my god, yes!

Oh, my god, fuck yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

-[both moaning] -[James hisses]

[James] Oh, yeah.

[Lara] Fuck yes.

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James] Oh, my god.

[both moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[Lara] Oh, my god, fuck yeah.

[both moaning]

[James] Oh, fuck yes.

[James hisses]

-Oh, yeah. -[Lara] Oh, my god.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

-[Lara] Oh, you're so fucking deep. -[James] Oh, god.

[moaning]

Fuck.

[James] Oh, shit.

-[James hisses] -[moaning]

[James] Oh, yes, turn around for me.

[hisses]

[James] I wanna fuck those big titties.

[James] Oh, yes.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, my god.

[James] Oh, gimme those titties.

[James hisses, moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James hisses, moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[Lara moaning]

[Lara] Oh, fuck yeah.

[James] Oh, shit.

[James hisses]

[James] Oh, my god.

[James hisses, moaning]

[Lara] Fuck.

[Lara] Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

[both moaning]

Fuck.

[moaning]

-[James] Oh, yeah. -Fuck.

-[James] Oh, my god. -Fuck.

Oh, my god, fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

[hisses]

[James] Oh, yes, come here.

[James] Oh, shit.

[James] Oh, I'm so fucking hard right now.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

Yes, fuck my tits just like that.

Fuck my tits just like that.

You're so fucking good.

[James] Oh, my god!

-Just use my fucking tits. -[James] Oh, shit!

-Just use my fucking tits like that. -[James] Oh, shit!

[James hisses, moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck.

[deep breathing]

[James] Oh, my god.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Mm, yes, you want me to cum all over these titties?

-Uh-huh. -[James] Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, fucking cum.

[James] Yeah.

-Please, give it to me. -[James] Oh, shit.

-[James] Oh, yes, jerk that cock. -It'd feel so much—

[James] Yes, gimme.

[moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

Give me your fucking cum.

Yes, yes, give it to me, please.

Please, give it to me.

Please, give it to me.

Please, I want your fucking cum.

All over my fucking tits like that.

[both moaning]

Fuck.

[moaning]

[James] Oh, yes.

[James] Oh, yeah, baby, just jerk it off.

[James] Oh, lower, right there.

[both moaning]

-[James] Oh, shit. -Oh, fuck!

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[James] Oh, shit!

-Oh, yeah, give it to me, please. -[James] Oh, yes, come here.

Please.

[James] Oh, let me get it.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

[James] Oh, come here.

[Lara] Yes, yes, yes, just give it to me.

[James] Oh, my god!

[James groaning]

[Lara] Fuck. Fuck.

[Lara] Fuck. Fuck.

[Lara] Oh, my god, yes,

-[James] Oh, my god! That's so good. -[Lara] Fuck yes.

[Lara] Fuck yes, fuck yes.

-[James hisses] -[both moaning]

-[Lara] Oh, fuck. -[James] Oh, shit.

[Lara giggles, gasps]

[James groaning]

-[Lara] God. -[James] Mm, yes.

[James hisses, moaning]

Oh, my god.

Fuck.

[deep breathing]

I'm so glad we could finally have our happy ending together, James.

Me too. I told you it was gonna be worth it, and guess what?

We even have a few hours before Francine comes home.

-I mean, we could even— -[car horn honks]

Oh, no.

[music swells]

You gotta be fu—

[music continues]