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The object of my affection Puts me in a

trance Making me change my direction Leading to romance

Always inside of me dreaming The impossible dream

Setting my senses on fire Beyond desire

you're dangerous

You son of a bitch.

That's me lying there, Mark Lowe.

It strains being at your own funeral.

Oh, Mark.

Mark Lowe was a man we all cared for and knew very, very

well.

I remember when he first came to us.

I knew then.

That somehow I was going to get into his pants

If you're wondering how I got myself into this situation I'm really not sure

myself I Was helping some of the ladies you see here Things got a little crazy

Mark, there are two ladies here to see you. Come right in.

Mr. Lowe?

Call me Mark.

Mark. I'm Audrey. This is Carla.

Hello. Nice to meet you. You were recommended to us by a mutual friend,

whose name I'm not at liberty to divulge. Well, have a seat.

Thanks.

What can I do for you?

Mark, do you know anything about hookers?

Well, only what I read in the newspaper, and I've seen a couple on the street.

We don't consider ourselves of the street corner variety.

We operate an escort dating service from a private residence.

There have been some threats. Someone's trying to take over our business.

What do you want me to do?

We need somebody to move into the house for a while. Somebody we can trust.

You mean you want me to babysit a bunch of them? You can say it.

Hookers. Hookers.

We prefer to be called professional escorts.

Well, I don't think I could.

We're willing to offer you double your normal fee.

Double my normal fee?

Mm-hmm.

Triple your normal fee.

I guess I can give it a few days. So tell me about these characters that are

giving you these threats.

Well, there's this one particular party who's been causing us a lot of concern.

It's not every day a guy gets an offer like the one I just got.

I figured I'd put my professional ethics aside and give it a few days.

I decided to check out those threats the girls were getting, starting with the

sleaziest character on the list.

Huh?

Come on, come to Manny.

Oh, good girl.

To keep you around.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Come here, baby.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, move that ass.

Let's have a warm welcome for the light and the dark sisters.

Oh, Taiwan.

I like that.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Come here. Get up.

I'm going to put this to you. Sit.

Right up there.

That's a good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Now get ready for this, okay?

You ready?

Oh, can you imagine with that person there?

Can you think of us here?

Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Come on, it's right there, baby.

Oh, come on, do it.

Do it.

Oh, come on, make Manny come.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, baby.

Come on, lick it.

Come on, lick it all up. Come on. Drink all of Manny's gum.

Come on.

Oh, that's it. Come on, now rub it on her face. Come on.

Oh, man, he's got the best cock and tongue around. Can we do it again?

Tell you what, baby, let's give these little pussies a rest, huh?

Come on now, man, he's got business to take care of.

Tell you two, hurry up and put some clothes on. I need some lunch.

Before I eat one of these, huh?

Listen you tell your friend from Houston or whatever the hell is from that the

girl is $500 a night and that is final Asshole

think there's some kind of cheap operation

The

private

dick I'm not see

Hey, what a coincidence.

Just talking about you, Lo.

Yeah, you had me waiting for 30 minutes.

Man, he's a busy man.

He was, uh, taking care of business, right, baby?

What can I do for you, Lo?

You know that operation over on Prospect Avenue?

Yes. Well, if you have any idea of trying to take it over, forget it.

It's mine.

Yours?

Mm-hmm.

You see, Miss Audrey paid me a visit.

And we made a little business deal.

So I'll be staying over there for a while, keeping an eye on things.

And if I hear you try to muscle in or mistreat any of the girls, you have to

answer me.

No.

Sure, I want the house.

But Manny don't mistreat none of his girls.

I mean, pussy is my life.

You think I got all of this from treating my pussy bad?

Hey, everybody loves Manny. Yeah, including Manny.

Just remember what I said.

Hey, Lo.

You know, first you were running around chasing some fucking dildo.

Then you're babysitting some high-priced pussy.

Now you're here in my office threatening me.

Lo, you want crazy son of a bitch.

Do you know that?

Frankly, Mr. Lowe, I wasn't so sure you'd take this job.

I didn't think we made a very convincing case when we came to your office the

other day.

Well, it wasn't your story that was so convincing. It was the $5,000.

I understand.

A private investigator has to be careful.

That's one reason we came to you.

Your reputation has preceded you.

Well, I feel safer already.

Well, as I mentioned in the office, I intend to keep this strictly

professional. Of course, of course.

Well, let me show you around. I'd like to introduce you to some of the girls.

Bye-bye.

This is our community service program.

Good day gentlemen.

Oh! Oh!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, Dorothy, I'd like you to meet Mark Lowell.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, you're cute.

Want to go upstairs?

Well, I'm strictly professional, reluctantly.

Too bad.

Come on, I'll show you the upstairs.

Maintaining your professional standards won't be easy around here.

Well, I'll tell you, Audrey, I'll give it my best shot.

Oh, Denise.

I'd like you to meet Mark Lowe.

Hi.

Haven't we met before?

I don't think so.

Too bad.

Oh, Kristen?

This is Mark Lowe.

He's going to be staying with us for a while.

So you're the new Dick?

Private Dick.

Private, public.

As long as you can get a hard cowboy.

She's retired now, but she still lives here.

Hi.

We operate as a dating service.

The client pays a fee for the introduction, and he makes a selection

by watching a videotaped profile of the girls.

One of my favorite movies was where this guy sticks his passion pole in her tight

little anal hole, and he begins to thrust it harder and harder and deeper

and faster until, well...

Now I can't tell you the ending until we meet.

But if you want to have some fun, my name's Carla.

And I'd bend over backwards to please you.

Well, seems like a... What would I call her? A fun-loving girl, I guess?

Most of my girls are top of the line.

Some of them get $500 a night.

There's a lot of happy, satisfied customers.

You know that guy Mark Lowe?

He really is a cute guy.

Uh-huh. Yeah, but he's strictly business.

One of that.

You're all gonna have to wait till I'm through with him, though.

Oh, really?

Hmm. We'll just have to see about that bitch, because...

Once I get his cock into my mouth, I may lose my self-control and swallow it.

But then what would there be left the rest of us?

Hi,

Beth.

Hi.

What's up?

Wait a minute.

We made this arrangement. It was strictly...

business but we won't tell anybody

uh can i tell my dog louis oh

let's talk about it later all right well now let's if you're gonna do this

let me look at you for a minute stand up let me look at you let me look

that's so fast

That's pretty.

That's pretty.

Right there.

We won't tell anybody.

No.

He was so businesslike before, I understand this.

Oh!

No!

oh oh

oh wow

Strictly on a business basis, right?

Right? Sure.

Want to take a bath?

Mm-hmm.

That's bad, huh? I want to get wet.

Wet? Wet.

Let me see you get wet.

You girls got a plot to drive me crazy and kill me? Is that what you're going

to do?

Is that what you're trying to do?

Right? Right.

It's always somebody new.

Always somebody new.

I can't resist.

Tell me about your baby.

Tell me about him. Tell me about him.

That's what it is. It's my cock. I heard about your cock.

You did?

Oh,

poor cock.

Come on, suck it.

Don't fuck around. Don't put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth.

Nice and slow.

That's it.

Suck a little bit more.

Suck a little bit more.

Mark.

Yeah?

Do you think I'm getting fat?

Are you paying attention to me?

That's exactly what I'm doing.

Well?

Everything looks fine to me.

Hi.

Are you a social worker now?

Yeah.

Mark, I brought you this mail and... Mark?

Which one of these dresses do you like?

Uh, that one.

Okay.

Hi.

And a fashion consultant?

You think I'd be getting tired of ladies by now, right?

No.

What are you doing in there?

Just a minute.

Well, I'm ready.

Well, here I come.

What do you think?

Marvelous. You look just like him.

Really done it this time, Judge.

Beat me. Hurt me. I deserve it. I deserve it. Oh, please.

Whip me.

Okay, hot stuff. I'm going to send chills and thrills right through your

whole body.

You were an animal tonight, Judge.

I deserve it.

Oh, pardonnez-moi, je ne pensais pas que... English.

I'm here to install the cable.

Thank you.

So you're French?

This is going to take very long.

Ten minutes at the most.

Will you install my cable next?

I can't wait to watch the Pleasure Channel.

But of course.

You're not one of those guys who has anything against sex, are you?

Me? No, not at all.

You don't mind if we do some business while you're working, do you?

No, but be my guest.

Okay,

my dear.

Let's give this to him.

Look,

he got up for you.

Ew.

you

Let me show you this tongue trick.

Don't bother with that now.

Why don't you come over here and join us?

Me?

Yes, you.

Why don't we put you right here in the middle? Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

You can be saying, oh, boy.

The land of opportunity.

Thank you.

Wow.

Tell me when you're ready to go.

I would love to see a man cum in the air.

I don't know if I could do it.

You don't know if you could be a plumber?

What would you like to be when you grow up?

The fireman.

So how are things down south?

Pretty good, pretty good.

How about north?

Well, I can't kick.

It's good.

How's Ma?

Ma, she's still the same, you know. She don't change too much, but she's getting

old. Yeah, I know, man. Look, don't tell her I'm up here, all right?

She'd kick my ass.

You didn't call her?

No, man, I'm only here for the day, you know. Look, look, look, we got better

things to talk about, all right?

Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

Well, hey, boys.

Hello.

So,

J.J., how was your trip from Houston?

No, I'm J. Ray from New York. I'm J.J.

Right. Same last name, Belmont, but different first names.

That makes sense. Right.

Well, you know, it's funny. I always get you boys confused.

Yeah.

So, uh, when was the last time we all got together?

Well, about a year ago. Six months ago.

Nine months. Nine months, yeah.

I do believe that it was the same time last year.

She might be right.

That's right. Well, we don't get together too often.

Well, we certainly are going to get together tonight.

Yeah.

Yeah. You're good, too.

Isn't that a joke?

Yeah. Yeah.

Looks pretty good.

Let's put it down on the field.

Well, here's the place.

Yeah, this must be the place. Let's go for it. I do declare.

You know what? I just can't tell which one of you boys has the biggest cock.

I do.

I'd really like, I'd like if you both just could all just come out all over my

titties.

I'd love to see y'all jack off in front of me, but you come out with my tits.

Oh yeah, I just want to think about how you fucked me in the ass.

All over me.

What a taste.

Yeah, tell me about it, come on.

You come all over me.

Oh, you guys.

Oh, you fuckers, you.

Dear Mr. Lowe, as the director of the establishment at 521 Prospect, you are

responsible for the charges of 72 cases of Vaseline delivered on March 15th.

Mark?

This is Mickey. He's here to interview the girls for the article. Hi. Mickey,

this is Mark. He's our personal manager and director of lives.

I've got to go.

Carla will be right down.

See you guys.

Bye. Thanks.

So you're a reporter, huh?

You live here?

Here in this house?

One guy?

All these women?

Temporarily.

Wow. Hi, Mark.

So, you're the reporter that's here to interview me?

Yeah, I'm Michael.

You can call me Mickey.

You're Miss... Whatever.

Call me whatever you like.

Mickey,

this is Carla.

Carla, this is Mickey.

You two, excuse me.

Enjoy your interview.

So... What do you want to talk about?

Um, yeah, well, I'm writing this article about what women's

sexual viewpoint is today on pleasure.

Compare it to women of the turn of the century.

Look through all the literature on the subject. Whatever.

Have you had lunch yet?

No, ma'am.

Why don't you come with me?

Well?

Now that you've got me, what's the first question?

What do you consider the most erotic thing a man can do in lovemaking?

The most erotic thing a man can do to a woman is to be able to give a good head.

Now... Some women like their clit sucked slow because they have a sensitive clit.

But then there are others who like it hard.

You just have to know the woman.

I like a strong tongue, one that gets my pussy hot and wet so

that even the biggest, hardest cock

slides right in.

Personally, I like it hard and mean.

Mmm.

He can still get it up.

That's the problem. The damn thing's got a mind of its own.

You know, Mark, you remind me of a kid in a candy store who feels he has to eat

his way out.

Very funny. Ha, ha, ha. Well, I'm sorry, but what are you going to do?

I don't know.

I just don't know.

You're just going to have to tell him you're leaving. That's it.

I tried several times. And?

They plead, they cry, and they beg me to stay.

You know, the problem is, they think I'm not getting enough pussy.

And they won't leave me alone.

Mark? Yes? Is someone here to see you?

Uh-huh.

Well, I guess I better get back to the office.

I'll see you later. Okay.

Hey, how's Louis, by the way?

Oh, he misses you an awful lot, but he's doing fine. Let's see. Take care of

yourself. Yeah.

Boy, you got some choice, pussy, my friend.

Friend, huh? That's what we are. We're friends.

Hey, I just came by to see how you were holding up.

I mean, running a place like this, Lord, takes a real man.

And it's tough to be a man, baby.

Well, don't get your hopes up. I'm doing just fine.

Mark, do you think this dress... Excuse me.

I didn't know you had company.

Hey, baby, wait, wait, come here.

I'd like to suck the sweet juices from your pussy, I'll tell you that.

Ooh, you look good.

Real good.

I'll catch you later, Mark.

Tell me something, you get laid a lot with lines like that?

Well, you know, Lo, you can't keep it up forever.

And when that time comes, Manny will be ready to take over.

Tell me one thing.

Did you wash under your arms today?

Lo, why don't you ask your mama, huh?

I see you.

What the fuck?

John, if you're looking for the John, it's down the hall. And it's the only

John I'm interested in right now.

Kristen? It's Crystal, not Kristen. Kristen is down the hall next to the

John.

But Kristen, I mean crystal.

Oh Christ, I'm sorry Look, don't get upset.

I just need to get out of here. That's all But crystal I bought something

special just for you.

The only thing special I'm interested in right now is getting this damn suitcase

back But I think you're gonna like this I'm sure I will

I'm sure you will too John

Ah. Ah.

Ah.

It's the right thing to do.

Mmm. Mmm.

My cough is good, I'm gonna sneeze.

I don't know.

Help me. Help me.

Help me.

Help me.

He's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good

fellow Which nobody can deny Which nobody can deny Which nobody

can deny For he's a jolly good fellow

Why did you do this?

Oh, well, this is an appreciation for all you've done for us. Yeah? Yeah. This

is not a trick. You're not going to, you know, you're not going to, because you

know I can't.

It's a trick.

Well,

that's good. Well, that's very nice. That's a very nice thought, I think.

Yeah. I get to taste the stick first.

You do?

Mmm. Mmm.

No!

Well,

that was a weird dream, all right.

I'd never thought I'd say this, Jackie, but I'm beyond desire.

I mean, I've got to find someone to help those girls run that house. I can't take

it anymore.

I've been thinking about that. How about Harvey Cox?

Harvey Cox?

Well, you mean that wealthy eccentric who collects erotic art?

Yeah, he'd be perfect. And he'd be safe from all those sex-crazed women at his

age.

Well, I gotta get out of there or they're gonna have to carry me out feet

first.

That's it.

We'll fake your funeral.

Oh, that's crazy. No, it isn't. Just leave everything to me and I'll work out

all the details.

Well, thanks for meeting me today.

It's been a most interesting afternoon, Mark.

I thought when your secretary phoned me it was a joke, but this is a most

intriguing proposition.

Well, I'll tell you the truth. I thought you'd be traveling the world looking for

erotic art.

and fornicating your way to heaven.

I don't have the energy for it at my age.

I'll tell you something.

If I don't get out of here, I won't live to be your age.

Very nice, my dear.

Harvey, I thought you were too old for that.

Oh, fear not, sir.

I will run this establishment as if it were a museum.

And each of these lovely creatures I will treat as my own personal treasure.

Oh, I can't wait for this.

uh oh

So, that's how I got here.

I didn't have the heart to tell them I was leaving after the wonderful way they

treated me.

I guess it's my turn to say a few words about Mark.

Maybe this isn't the right place, but the nicest thing I can say about him is

that he was a great fuck.

And he gave great head.

My pussy is gonna miss that tongue.

I remember one night when I came downstairs,

And he was lying on the floor by the fire.

The more she continued, the more I felt myself losing control.

My damn cock had a will of its own. It was a moment like I never felt before.

It just, everything just clicked.

He was so, so attractive to me, and I just wanted his body, and he wanted

mine.

I never experienced anything quite like it.

That night, and just the feeling. After that, I just couldn't get enough.

Hey, his dick is hard.

He's alive.

He is alive. He's alive. He's alive.

Just remember, be careful out there.

Your dick can get you into some strange situations.