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hey what's up with the suit

um I need to look good for my big tinder date later

tinder more like grinder

haha

I'm not gay you guys are just homophobes

I don't know man

you did say that

you like guys who could bench press more than you

that's just a preference

hey guys what's going on

hey Jenny

hey Jenny

did you hear Kevin quit the league

wait what

hi probably realized he was never gonna beat me

or he just got sick of Jenny secretly running his team

haha true true

Jenny's the real reason behind any of his success

anyway

you heard the truth

ugh

whatever guys

so who's replacing Kevin

ah the Oracle

who the fuck is the Oracle

fantasy football prodigy prodigy

prodigy huh

we'll see about that

what's up guys

ready to witness my fantasy football domination

who's this kid

the prodigy knows everything about fantasy football

meet the Oracle so Mr Oracle

can you predict

when I'm finally gonna win a championship

haha that's funny bro

the chances of you winning a championship is like

you finding a Bigfoot

riding a unicorn oh

that's harsh

don't worry about it Taco

the Oracle's predictions

are probably as successful as his dating life

alright alright

OJ we'll see about that

prepare to be amazed

guys I think having the Oracle

will make a great addition to the league

definitely a plus and now that you're in the league

some serious female representation

watch out boys I'm here to dominate

you know what that reminds me actually

I've been meaning to tell you guys

do you remember my stepsister Vic from back in the day

wait wait uh

I think you're talking about slim thick Vic right

the awkward nerdy girl with the glasses

yeah yeah

kind of um

well she's a she's gonna be coming to town

so she should be here soon

but she'll let you guys know she has changed a lot huh

changed like how

you'll see haha

hey losers

hey sis

long time no see

wow wow you look different

well it's just an upgrade

contacts um

personal trainer

new sense of style

the whole package

never thought I'd see slim thick

thick become a smoke show

so can we all finally admit that

fantasy football is the secret to unlocking

hidden beauty as the truth

no taco it was just time for a change

but speaking of fantasy football

you guys have a team wait what

you're in a fantasy football

I am now

and I came to join your team and win that trophy

but Vic

you've never been interested in fantasy football before

people change Andre

I've done my research

and I'm ready to take you all down

this just got interesting

well it's nice to see you Vic

it's really not that simple during the week

we're gonna have to take a vote

I agree we need to keep the integrity of the league

let's do it right

you stay here

alright guys alright

so I just don't know about

we already have we already have Jenny in the team yeah

but really need more around wait guys

I need to pee

what I need to pee seriously

we just started deliberating

this is exactly why I'm not voting for this

because women in their tiny

fucking bladders can't get anything done man

fuck you guys

let's let's be kidding here right

come on hello

I just don't know if this is really a good look man

she just comes out of nowhere

where the hell has she been

does she even know anything about the league

I don't know anything about the league

she came out of nowhere oh

just just go pee

stop that's my stepsister

I don't want her in the lead

oh hey girl

Jenny

we've always had each other's backs as girls right yeah

I know you understand the struggle

we just did together in this

help me get to the league

Vic it's not that easy

the guys have their reservations

you just can't like force yourself in there

what if I swing the deal

I know you like that boutique downtown

and I heard they're having a big sale this weekend

I can get you a VIP discount there

big sale VIP discount

sounds really tempting but

that's be fair everybody has a vote

think about it Jenny

this could be our chance to make a statement and show

them we deserve a place in their league

hmm

let me help you

oh oh

oh yeah

oh yes

oh

oh God

oh yeah

yes yes yes

yes yes oh

oh yeah yeah

oh my God yes

yes oh yes

oh

oh

oh oh yes

oh yeah

oh yeah

like that pussy oh

so fucking good

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh fuck yeah

I feel so good

oh yeah

put your fingers inside

yeah put your fingers inside yeah

hmm

yeah yeah

oh

oh yeah yeah

yeah yeah

oh yeah

mmm

fuck yeah yeah oh

oh God

oh my God

oh fuck

yeah yeah yeah

fucking pussy

mmm

you want another finger in there

yeah yeah

yeah cause it's so tight

mmm hmm

mmm

yeah ah

so good

mmm

yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah

how bad you wanna be Natalie girl

yeah sure

how bad you wanna be Natalie

I want your butt so bad baby

oh

yeah oh

oh come on

we're working towards that well

oh God

you

oh oh

oh my God

hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm

hmm yeah

hmm yeah

hmm yeah

hmm yeah

hmm yeah hmm

yeah

hmm yeah

hmm

yeah

hmm

you want that though

yeah you want that though

sorry about that you want that though

yeah yeah

rub my nipples together

oh yeah

hmm

oh

damn

yes

oh yeah

oh you like taste my cum

don't you yeah

oh yeah yeah

eat that peach

eat that peach oh yeah

oh God yes

yes yes yes yes

fuck

oh my God this is so good

oh oh God

oh my God right there

right there oh

show me how much you want my

oh my God yes

yes yes yes

oh my God yes

yes yes

oh

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

you so fucking good

oh my God

oh my God

yes yes yes

yes yes yes

oh my God

oh my God

oh God Jesus

oh my God I never come this long

like this forever

oh

oh my God oh my God

oh you sucking my boat out of me that was so good

oh God

so do I have your phone yeah

excellent girl power

we should probably go in there together

yeah

definitely not my book for sure

attraction has nothing to do with it

it has everything to do with it

nothing to do with it you guys are annoying me alright

and I for one I'm tuckered out

so I need to like power myself back up

alright well

then it's up to us to deliver on this

what's up guys I'm great

we so we traded the girl for the woman alright

well we just need to figure out

I'm not for it

yeah you have a kid for a reason though

yeah I just think we already have Jenny

so like and this girl came out of nowhere

I mean I think she'll be okay

hey Taco

can I talk to you for a minute

uh

sure what's up

um

I actually have a confession to make

back in high school

I always had a crush on you

it's been a secret but now for transformation

I feel like it's the right time to tell you

wait wait

hold on what you had a crush on me

yes Taco

it's true I've always admired you from afar

and I mean I hope with

with me wanting to get into the league

that you'll find it in your heart to vote for me

well uh

well yeah

this is a very unexpected

you know I had no idea

but you know I've always had a soft spot for surprises

what do you think about this

for a surprise just good on you

I mean honestly

I could I could see that working

but I don't know what to do

just say that I like the red on you

so I'm gonna go on the show and so like

you know like

it's just like

hmm

that one it's just like

hmm

that one it's just like

I wonder what your cock looks like

you have such a nice cock

hmm

yeah you like that

hmm hmm

oh

fuck hey taco

you alright there yeah

uh yeah yeah

just having a really bad dream

alright yeah

don't worry about me just catching some z's

alright whatever

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

is he asleep I think he's choking

I think

he's dead

oh oh oh

yeah

I'm not dreaming

is he choking again

just don't worry about him getting his power up

oh shh oh

shh

hmm hmm hmm

making up all that Prego

hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

pull up pull up

pull up pull up pull up

mmm mmm mmm

oh my God

so can I count on your vote Taco

yes you can count on me

oh my God

hmm

yeah

yes OK

yes yes

yes yes yes

oh

uh huh

uh huh uh huh

yeah oh

fuck yes

oh I can't wait to see

hmm oh hmm

oh

hmm oh hmm

oh hmm

oh

hmm

oh my God

so um

so just so we're clear

since you have my vote

I get a taco date it's considered a payment for my vote

deal taco

I'll make sure you get the cheesiest

spiciest most glorious taco meal of your life

they come again

somehow got away with that let's go back

I think we should do it

alright where do we leave off

where the hell have you been

actually nothing actually guys

I think my laptop's dying

I'll be right back

oh God

Jesus Taco

alright so what are you thinking taco

after that nap I say yes

I think you should go to the doctor bro

I just I was having a nightmare

you're choking bro

I was in deep sleep

ask me to sound like he was choking on a hot dog but

hey Oracle

oh shit haha

what's up

um actually

do you mind if I talk to you for a moment

yeah yeah yeah

what you got in mind

well

I know you're like a wiz at fantasy football

and I really need your vote to join the team

okay yeah

what's in it for you though

you're a smart guy

let's not beat around the bush

no pun intended it's not so much what's in it for me

as what could be in it for you

what do you have in mind

oh shit

oh

looks like you're already hard for me

just a little bit

just a little bit huh

hmm hmm

well looks like you might know what some stores in it

hmm

check out these

hmm

cool

hmm

such a nice cock

hmm

hmm

hmm hmm

that wet warm mouth feel good

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

lay back for me get comfortable

hmm

yeah let me come over here

hmm

oh shit

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

oh

yeah

you like that yes

uh huh

mm hmm

mm hmm

ohh yuck

yuck yuck hmm hmm

who's gonna be part of the fantasy huh

you know I do oh my God

I think you want me to be part of your team too

look how hard you work for me

oh my God

ah

hmm hmm

you wanna feel this pussy

yeah you ready to feel this pussy

yeah hmm

mmm mmm

hmm hmm hmm

that's hot

hmm hmm hmm

oh my God

do you like this taste

hmm hmm yes

hmm oh

it's so tight yeah I can tell

oh my God

oh fuck

that cough feels so good oh yeah oh

fuck

oh

oh my pussy's so wet

oh yeah

oh I'm just bouncing on your cock

oh

oh yeah

oh

yeah oh

yeah

yeah

oh

oh oh

oh my leg

you can see it from the mirror

remember if you're really bouncing on your couch

oh yeah

hmm

fuck yeah

oh my God

oh

oh my God

ah

oh my God

fuck

oh oh

my God I wanna bounce my ass on your cock yeah

I just want you to watch my ass twerk on your cock

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm

yeah do you like that view

yeah

oh

haha

yeah can you use your calculator

bounce this ass on you

hmm

yeah I know you love it

yeah

hmm

yeah

give me that cock back hmm

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh shit

oh

yeah

yeah

um tell me you want me on your team um

I want you on my team

yeah yeah

yeah

um how bad you want me on your team

oh so fucking bad um

yeah

um um

um um

hmm nice lime slice trucks

hmm yeah

squeezing that cock of my pussy

yeah

yeah

oh oh

yes

oh

uh huh

oh oh

yeah

uh huh

oh

oh oh

yeah

mmm fuck yes

oh

oh yeah

fuck him again oh yeah oh

oh my God

oh my God oh

my God oh

my God

oh

my God

oh

fuck

oh yeah oh

oh oh oh

I want you to bend me over and fuck me yeah

let me fuck you know yeah

give me that cock

hmm

hmm hmm

oh I

hmm

fuck

hmm

hmm yeah

hi yes

kids I mean like yes

hmm hmm

yes

oh fuck

oh yeah

I love the way you fuck me hmm yeah

yes I can use that pussy

uh huh yeah

mmm hmm yeah

you wanna pull my hair oh

fuck yeah

oh yes

you can get to me

uh huh

oh fuck yeah

oh my God

oh fuck

it's so good

oh yeah

hmm

yes yes

stop

oh yeah

oh oh

you're so chunky

oh fuck

oh mmm mmm

yeah

oh

yes

yeah

uh huh

uh huh

oh fuck yes

oh uh huh uh huh

yeah yeah

yeah

for me yeah

oh yeah

let's fucking use that Pepsi

yeah let's fucking give me your vote yeah

yes yes

uh huh huh

oh fuck yes

mmm yes

yes oh

I feel those fucking balls slapping my pussy oh yeah

oh that's so good

oh huh

oh

mmm

huh oh mmm

hmm hmm

yeah you like that pussy

yeah

hmm back that pussy back up on you

hmm

hmm

huh huh

yeah

mmm

yeah

mmm

yeah yeah

yes yes

yes yes

oh my God

hmm hmm hmm

yeah yes

oh my God

oh yeah yes

oh my God fucking use my pussy

oh oh

fuck yes

oh

hmm

oh my God

oh

shit

hmm

heck

hmm

oh fuck

oh my tongue feels so good

oh oh yeah

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh

oh

yeah you want me on that team don't you

oh my God

yeah

oh

oh my God

oh

fuck

oh oh

yeah

oh yeah

hmm

fuck

oh yeah

oh no

oh no

oh yes

yeah yeah

ah ah

hmm

oh my God

ah yeah

ah

oh oh

fuck

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oh my God

fuck

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oh my God

oh

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oh

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oh my fucking

oh

my God

ah

ah

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oh oh

my God

oh

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um but you're so fucking yeah yeah yeah yeah

oh oh

come so

so good

yeah

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm

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hmm hmm

oh

my God

oh my God

oh

oh oh

oh yeah yes

yes fuck

oh my God

fuck oh fuck

oh oh yes

fucking give me that cup

yes fucking give it to me

oh my God

oh my God yeah

oh my God yeah

oh

oh shit

oh oh

oh

oh

fuck oh shit oh oh

you're definitely getting in the league I should know

yes that's what I hear

I gotta get back in here before that guy's notice okay

this will be our secret

yeah

alright everybody it's time to cast our votes

and remember majority rules right

it's going to be fair and impartial

well I vote yes

let's give Slim Thick Vic a chance to show what she got

well of course my vote is yes

she promised me a taco extravaganza if I vote her wait

that's cheating that's a bribe

shut up Rodney

you're just a sore loser it's Roxanne Rodney

Rodney Rodney Rodney Rodney

my votes no though whatever my votes yes

something big brings that fresh energy

you know what I'm saying

contagious and determination quiet oh

shut up Ronnie I mean

I I vote yes and not just because you're my sister

that's nepotism

I guess democracy does work

welcome to the league slim dick

thank you everyone for welcoming to the team

get ready for some competition to slim thick Vic

may her hotness bring us the victories that we all need

cheers cheers

alright alright folks

today's race will determine the draft order

let's go first first

first place gets 1st round pick 2nd place and so on

and last place

well last place gets the scraps this guy right here

Russell

nobody gonna shit on the new guy

that's the Oracle dude who's the Oracle

whoa

thick where'd you get that outfit

you look like you just walked straight from a fitness

magazine

thanks Taco I thought I'd look good

while I left you guys in the dust

gotta bring my a game

damn shawty you looking good

can you guys relax already please

that's my sister don't you forget okay

and we're here to do a race

we're here to compete

not the ogle and goggle over my sister

Calm Jesus calm down

come on it's

we're just acknowledging her transformation really

I mean she is like a totally different person alright

you know I get it alright

but we are here to compete

she's here to compete not to be objectified

so can you have a little bit of respect everybody

Geez

yeah I agree guys

you know we gotta treat her with the same

respect that we treat everybody else

as a competitor

even though she's dressed like a total slut

uh

I couldn't hear you I said I love your outfit Vic

good to see thanks Jenny

you look cute too thank you

alright alright

let's shift our attention to the race Andre

it sure is a nice uh robber's mask you have on there

first off what does that have to do with the race

second off it's aerodynamics

have you ever heard of it

it's scientifically proven

this is how I'm gonna demolish you guys in the race

today

maybe demolish your way into the back of a police car

but hey I need to protect my skin from the sun

I'm very sensitive you guys all know that

you guys had your fun okay

it's time to focus on the race

it's not my outfit that matters

what matters is what I do on that racetrack

you know Andre

even though your fashion sense is questionable

that determination is so unmatched

alright enough you guys

enough you guys let's get to the race

let's do it let's do it

let's go let's go

welcome to the fantasy draft race guys

everybody get on the line

and I'm gonna be recording this

in case we have to go to instant replay

get set and go

fuck hey you okay

time out time out

foul fucking foul foul

she fucking tripped me I got the

why did you trip me wait

calm down calm down

I did not you fucking tripped me

I I don't

don't bitch don't

let's not accuse here I didn't see any tripping

are you kidding me you were fucking staring at her ass

I fucking tripped hold on he's got the video

looks like slim thick

thick thick

got this one oh yeah

oh that was not intentional oh

she's all cute you're on fucking kahoots

stop being a sour fucking Gabby

it's fucking I have it right here yo

I fucking won I know I won

that's you won

you didn't win anything you're just mad

you're not as athletic as the rest of us we

told you that you were gonna get the last place

you clearly tripped scrapped you tripped

so we have the replay

see ya

later loser

fuck you

alright good race

see ya later we go on

hey Pete

I really want to thank you for letting me win that race

oh you put up such a great performance

I'm glad I could help

um you know

there's other ways that I could show my gratitude

oh yeah how's that

it'll be like a private Celebration at your place

I'm glad let's go

oh yeah oh yeah

my face is so good

I just have to repay you for helping me win

you look like the total Victor in that race

you're always first place in my book

I'm such a nice girl

I think I'm gonna really enjoy that

I can barely feel with my hands around it

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

oh

God it's so big

I barely fit my mouth around it

oh fuck yeah

oh my God

oh fuck

somebody stop that car so good

fuck you

yeah this is a good payment

yeah

my votes are always yours

that's what I like to hear

yes yes

yes yes yes

yes yes yes

oh you're amazing

hmm

yeah

hmm yeah

hmm yeah

oh my God

yeah

oh fuck

oh fuck it feels so good

oh it's just in your pussy so good

oh

yeah oh

my God

oh fuck

yeah

you like that pussy

yeah

oh my

oh oh yeah oh

oh

my God

ah yeah yes

ah

yeah

oh

yeah

mmm yes

fuck

oh I love you baby

yeah

and you can give it to me

oh fuck yeah

oh

my heart

yeah yeah

oh yes

oh my God

wow you can really suck

oh my God

oh my God

I don't pee let's say it's revenge

hmm

oh

you wanna taste that pussy yeah

mmm mmm mmm mmm

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mm hmm mm hmm

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hmm hmm hmm

ah fuck

hmm my cock so good

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm

it tastes so good

hmm hmm

good good

good good

good

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

mm hmm mm hmm

mm hmm mm hmm

mm hmm she's in the head of your cock

hmm yeah

duck duck

hmm

yeah twerk on your face

uh huh

yeah hmm

your tongue feels so good

oh

yeah

hmm

hmm

fuck

oh

yeah

hmm hmm

I want some more of this cock in my pussy

let me ride you

oh my God

oh my God that's so big

oh I feel so good

oh yeah

oh fuck yeah

that's so nice oh my God

yeah yeah

hmm

yeah oh yeah

I'm fucking using your cock as you lay there

oh hmm yeah

ah ah

I'm slamming my ass on your cock

oh my God it's so good

oh

oh oh slim thick

big oh

my God oh fuck

oh you write that fucking cock so good

oh fuck I have to repay you

yeah yeah

oh

we're gonna make sure you win baby

oh yeah

oh yeah

I'm grabbing your cock

oh fuck yeah

yes

oh fuckin pussy so perfect oh

fuck oh

oh I'm so fucking hot for you

oh yeah

yeah oh

fuck yeah

uh huh

oh yeah

oh yeah

fuck

oh yeah yeah

it's right there

oh fuck I'm gonna come

oh fuck

oh fuck I'm coming

oh

oh

that's so good oh

yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

hmm

yes

hmm hmm hmm

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yeah oh

hmm fuck

oh

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I love using your cock

oh it's so fucking good

hmm

yeah

mmm hmm

mmm hmm

mmm hmm

mmm hmm

it's so fucking good mmm

you're not gonna cuddle my pussy

mmm hmm

yeah yeah

turn around

yeah

oh my God

oh my God

oh

my God it's so fucking big on my pussy

oh it feels so fucking good

oh oh oh

oh yeah

oh

fuck

oh yes

oh my God

I get so good

ah ah ah ah ah

yeah yeah

yeah

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ah

oh

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oh my God

oh

oh I fucking love that cock

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh

oh oh

oh

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fuck oh

mmm mmm

want you to put me over yeah

yeah

mmm mmm

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fuck you give me that coke

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oh yeah oh

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I can use that music

uh huh uh huh

oh

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fuck you

oh my God

fuck that pussy so fucking good

slim thick

thick oh

my God oh

fuck yeah

oh

uh huh

yeah oh sorry

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oh fuck

that pussy is so good fuck yeah

oh fuck yeah

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oh my God

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uh huh

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yes baby yeah

ah ah

mmm

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oh my God

oh my God

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fuck

oh yes yes

I'm fine yes

I'm fine oh

fucking make me come yes fucking make me come

I'm dying

ah ah

so good oh yeah

oh it's so good

oh

yeah oh yeah

yeah yeah

hmm hmm

yeah yeah

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that cut so fucking good

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oh oh oh

yes yeah

oh

my God you don't fuck you

I fuck you yeah

yeah

oh fucking play with me pussy

oh

yeah

mmm hmm

yes fuck me

oh yeah

mmm hmm

fuck me she's so good

oh

yeah she's so fucking good

oh yeah

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fucking play with that pussy for me yeah

play with it for me oh

you make the fucking pussy

come on it ah

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yeah

oh my God

oh yeah

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oh

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oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

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keep keep it in to me

uh huh

uh huh

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oh my God

oh fuck

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uh huh uh huh

huh huh huh

yeah oh

please don't leave me please

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh yes

oh

oh God

oh my God

yeah

oh fuck oh oh

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oh my God

oh my God

yes yes

yes I'm coming

so fucking good fucking little pussy yeah

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oh my God

oh oh yeah

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my God fuck

oh yeah

oh

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oh that is so good

oh fuck yeah oh

oh yes

oh my God

yes oh yes

I can use my pussy to stroke your cock yeah

oh yes

I can use my pussy to stroke your cock

yeah

yeah oh yes

I can use my pussy to stroke your cock

yeah yeah

yeah oh yeah yes when you give it to me

oh yeah

oh

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oh yeah oh yeah

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oh fuck yes

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God damn slim thick nick you have my vote

what do you think that was a good repayment MVP

alright everyone settle down

it's time for this year's map to begin oh yeah

well well well

if it isn't my favorite group of losers

come on you ready to witness this greatness

well well

well isn't for my prodigal sister

what sexy schemes do you have up your sleeve this time

Vic

oh Andre

you're always such a skeptic

just wait until you watch me dominate this draft

you're gonna be asking me for advice

or begging for something more

hahaha

that must be my date date date

did he say date yeah he said date

don't be sorry

I'm just so happy you were able to make it Angie

everybody

this is my date Angie and Angie this is my pussy

did you say brought a date to the draft

for the draft yeah

I mean yeah

I thought it would be a super

you know fun and fresh idea

alright fantasy football draft as a first date

mixing it up bold move of Andre

bold move wait

wait wait Andre

you brought me to a fantasy football draft

for our first date yeah

I thought it would be a unique and you know

fun way to get to know each other a little bit yeah

it's really romantic watching a bunch of dudes like

yell at the TV

correction 2 ladies

what are we chop liver hello

Angie is it

yeah I'm Taco

is that short for

yes it is

I just wanted to introduce myself

and I don't want you to worry about Andre

I'm here to save you from all this you know

masculine energy won't you come have a seat

I'm gonna grab you a drink and uh

maybe you and I could get to know each other

that sounds absolutely delightful Taco

it does you know

it sounds delightful

hey too Taco

alright now that everyone's here

I got a special surprise

for this year's fantasy football league

alright

everyone feast your eyes on this year's league trophy

oh

wow that's beautiful wow

this trophy is incredible

that's not even the best part

best part is this year

the winner gets the trophy named after them

I can't get over how amazing this looks

it's gonna look even better with my name engraved on it

my name the Jenny Trophy

Roxanne Trophy

all right and as this year's commish

I'm calling an audible

this year we're doing speed rounds

speed rounds what's that mean

what's that mean what's that mean

what does it mean what does it mean

what does it mean what does that even mean

tell them what it means

what is it what it means

is that you're gonna have 10 seconds to make your pick

and no cheat sheets hmm

no cheat no cheat

I spent hours and hours and hours studying the rankings

I need my cheat sheet

what do you mean that's so unfair

oh contraire

not mon frère

this year it's all about quick thinking and instincts

I like the mission after all

I like this

it tests our abilities to make snap decisions

okay alright Takito

it's not gonna affect you one bit

we'll see about that

this year it's all about who can thrive under pressure

they don't care about preparation anymore

ready steady go

with the first pick of the speed round

I pick Patrick Mahomes

Patrick Mahomes come on babe

you can't resist Patrick Mahomes

even in the speed round

well I'm the Queen and Patrick Mahomes is my royal pig

yeah I like your royal secret crush

really the best quarterback in the league

maybe this isn't such a bad first date after all

I think I have the hand

unique yeah

romantic

haha

alright Russ

get on the clock bro

oh I need my lucky coin flip

lucky coin flip don't you have a magic crystal ball

for this type of thing that one is a family heirloom

and you know what its track record is

purple

whatever you know what

I know I know wow

I'm gonna pick Terry kill

what you knew I wanted that one

well mine now

clear up clear up

clear up clear up

clear up clear up clear up

hmm you're trying to beat me with that pick

I'm trying to beat everybody

you better watch out I'm gonna beat me

I'm gonna beat everybody

all right guys round 3

and my pick is Ezekiel Elliot

seriously Ezekiel Elliot

are you sure

you're not just choosing him because of his ABS

it's about skill not eye candy

maybe the Aqua Boy from Aqua Muchacho

so how are you feeling about this fantasy draft

I wasn't so sure earlier

but like I'm kind of liking it now yeah

yeah honestly

I wasn't so sure about it either

and then I got super hot uh huh

and I like did some research

yeah and now I think it's really cool

no yeah

it's super interesting yeah

I know I told you it would be interesting oh

hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

so what's your pick gonna be

who's turn is it

so why do they call you the Oracle

don't care if he's a football legend

oh I get it

I get it I get it

you protect things who

he's the Godzilla hmm

can't wait to have my name on that trophy yeah

my fucking right my name is gonna be on that trophy no

you're gonna get hell no

whatever taquito

no my God

finally have my my name on that trophy

I don't even know why

I don't even know why you guys bother trying

cause you already know it's gonna be me that wins

you're fucking right you wish you'd win

there's a better chance of Andre getting a second date

than your name going on that fucking trophy

alright

well next round I choose Jamal Douglas Douglas yeah

what I choose Jamal Douglas ah

ah that's it

are you hoping he's gonna run as fast as you

when you lose

hahaha well you know what

I'm gonna trip with my name on it what do you got dick

oh God

it's starting to get tense in here it's over for you

just you wait we'll see

you better sleep with your eyes open Roxanne

I will have to say so I could look at my trophy

whenever I'm trying to get a little rest

when I carry out the trophy with my name on it yeah

that trophy is no not gonna be in your room

I'll tell you that right now guys

the trophy is for me

definitely dreaming the trophy is for me

plaster right across that trophy finally

I don't even know I'll tell you what

we're gonna take that shit after I win that trophy

you're welcome to share benefits so yeah

oh you know keep fucking drinking

that's my stepsister hmm could you relax a little bit

not my stepsister your stepsister ate me out my bad

hey that was supposed to be a secret

that's out of the bag you guys kissed

and she followed me into the bedroom the other day what

what are you talking about

right before the voting bro

oh my god I'm an Oracle

fifth round is here Jenny

you're up my pick is George Kittle

George Kittle you're choosing another tight end

I think

we should be a little concerned about your whole

strategy and game plan

going forward

uh listen Andre

it's not about game plan it's about strategy

do you know anything about football

uh huh hahaha

you know anything that

your name's not gonna be on that trophy hahaha

it's gonna say Andre on it

I know Titan isn't gonna win it for you definitely not

hmm

that trophy is definitely not Rex's

it's mine

it's definitely not Rex's

what it's definitely gonna be mine

you're in your dreams you're tripping

I'm tripping but you know

my dreams kind of tend to come true

so we'll see what happens

in a single dream I can't control

and again again

we got some good position players left still

luckily for me

everyone else's pics have been pretty mid

so I think I'm definitely getting the best ones

whatever taquito

hahaha

just you guys wait

I'm gonna win wait

you mean it's not taquito

it is don't worry

I like tequila they just make fun of greatness hmm

I get it I get it

greatness

well sixth round taco

you're up well

I'm picking the No. 1

that I'm surprised none of you guys picked

Odell Beckham Jr top pick

so play out bro play out like a bunch of atoms bro

just throwing stuff together shit what

what the fuck does that even mean

I mean he is one of the top receivers exactly

you cannot pay it on the back

I actually like this Phantom

this is a fun first date

don't encourage it

haha

oh God mish so good at them speed rounds yeah

I just wanted to make it you know

more intense

more intense and more to the point yeah

pressure's been on definitely

the pressure is so on right now

I'm trying to make sure these guys are studying memory

you better pick fast competition so fierce

it's steamy and I had to throw the Oracle for a loop

you know I had all those rankings set up

and now I have to figure it out on the fly

I had everything ready that's why he's the boss

find out how that Oracle works under pressure

not well I could already set up

see you got something

oh don't we

oh

I'm curious

if you'll even still keep calling yourself that

after this draft

well it should only go to well deserving people

oh my God

alright Rosie

you're up

alright well

I'm gonna pick a Chris Godwin

oh God you think

Godwin's actually gonna bring you home a trophy

I mean come on Russell

that was definitely a mediocre pick for real

I got the stats I got the skills

he's got all of them too he's gonna win

Rixton you're so full of your ego

just name three things that he does not have

including that trophy hahaha

I'll see about that when I have that trophy

when you don't have that trophy

I'm gonna have that trophy

that's some big dreams you got there buddy

I need a dream

what are you guys gonna do

picking someone good ah

you're just scared that you're gonna lose to non

legends but you know what

you're looking at one right now

there's a legend that

I don't see any legends in the room here

I don't see any mirrors around

I still think I'm winning

I think I'm winning oh my God

when I pick that trophy out

I picked it out for me eyes

ah it's gonna be so good

who's next

oh we gotta wait anybody

we gotta wait for the next rounds

I thought someone studied fantasy football

but yeah

I lost track okay

come on

I love your hair who does that

oh um

um myself actually

oh my gosh it's so pretty

thank you I mean your hair

thank you

I know right

we got a pizza on the way

you should totally join our league

you think so yeah

yeah I think it should be great

no no

no no

no there is a system

here that is in place

shut up Tequito

I think it's all decided already for this year

maybe next year she can earn her right yeah

oh my God guys

she's so hot though yeah

oh thank you

I feel so honored do you know anything about the game

oh my God uh

uh she's Learned just by listening

yes

what do you know about it besides that there's a ball

you put the ball in the thing on the side

that works for me and that's how it works

alright round 7

you're up babe

my pick

I pick Courtland Sutton

Courtland Sutton I guess you like them thick

just like your team name huh

Andre you're always so obsessed with my team

are you sure you're not a fan

are you sure you're not a fan

I think we're all fans Vic

I think Andre sounds a little jealous of her pics

yeah yeah

jealous of my step sister

yeah right

I'm just jealous of her pics that was a good choice

you know I always pick this one

yeah right

that dress is mine

just wait

I'm having so much fun on our date

yeah good

and it would be a nice fun

fresh way to get to know each other

nice round Jenny

your pick okay

I pick CJ Clark

CJ Clark

CJ Clark

I guess you're just trying to ride the wave

with his jaw some performances

aren't you

Andre

nothing ever beats those cringe worthy puns of you

oh shit

I thought it was a good one

in the Ginny Trophy Ginny Trophy

my trophy

my time to shine guys we had it in my house

so it'd be easier for me to carry the trophy

to my comfort ugh

it's definitely pizza

it's a repeat here we haven't even picked a good player

right

I'm definitely gonna win this year

who's got that bet

yeah right yeah right

oh

I like the blue team blue team

the hell are you talking about how many teams are blue

a lot a lot of them yeah OK

I like all of them

then she's totally on your team next year

yeah she she can stay with you

don't worry I'll take care of y'all

you're sitting in the bathroom

oh my God

what nothing nothing nothing never you mind girl talk

I think I'm gonna get a nice

big splash for my next dress

oh God

so I believe there's an elephant in the room here

something about a bathroom

Vic

what I mean

how do you think I got on to the team

are you mad you got on cause of me what

I don't know anything about our bathroom you guys

oh yeah

what you guys talking about

she was talking to my pussy

oh my God what you guys fuck my sister

let's just say and she liked it

oh are you serious

slept her way in she can't smoke in Jenny's ballot box

is that in like fair a fair way to like

is that how we get to yes

fuck my sister and cheated on the boat

I never fucked her she just blew me balls

taking it just blew you while you're taking a nap

I'm being honest here you're my bud

I'm an honest man so that's how she got the vote

well that's how she got my vote

I think that's totally fair

I don't think that's fair

sexual favors for a billion

come on I make this team better

you know it I agree

whatever guys I don't really

I don't really know what to say about this

I say get a less hot stepsister

and then you wouldn't have this problem

it's all irrelevant cause I'm letting you in

thanks for being so hot babe no

that's weird just all my friends just stepsister Andre

you're up hmm

I think I'm gonna pick

Tyler boy hmm

ha ha ha boy I guess

you're going to try to catch more than just footballs

I'll have you know that

he's gonna be a secret gem of a pick this year

so sure Andre

you guys better stay tuned

guys I found a quiz online

that tells you what NFL mascot you are

who do you think you are

I think I'm the Minnesota Vikings

you game let's do it focus

we're in the middle of the draft

oh come on this can finally settle the debate on

who has the best mascot in the league

who cares who cares

this is something that's been on my mind for 3 years

damn bro that's a long time

shut up

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

all I know is that all I know

gotta give him that

I bet you 20 bucks doesn't help you though

twenty bucks twenty bucks

I guess we could begin do that yeah

elbow on it oh my God

you wanna get on this let's make it for you

I'm out

I'm better things to waste my time

like winning the trophy

let you fucking a million dollars that would happen

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oh yes yes

yes yes

oh oh oh

oh oh yeah

oh fuck you oh

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oh oh yeah

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oh oh yes yes yes yes

yes yes

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fuck me fuck me fuck me

15th round you're up rusk oh

that's it um oh you know

I'm gonna I'm gonna pick out Jack golf

feel good about him oh God

he always pick the goofiest motherfucker

I swear to God Roxanne I don't care how goofy he is

as long as he's getting those touchdowns

he's gonna not get that trophy for you Tanya

it's not yours

you're just jealous that I picked the golf it's mine

it's okay golf next year baby

it's not yours

it's gonna be real funny

when I have that trophy sitting in my room

and all yours like hey

can I see it can I touch it like no

only if you pay that's a nice daydream

forget the truck is mine

I cannot wait until next year

this might be my best draft pick yet

shut up Roxanne

hahaha

I can't wait to give you all my victory speech oh my

your victory speech oh yeah yeah

whatever present you my trophy

telling that victory speech you gave in my ballot box

was great

hahaha

you see I'm already impressed

if you guys could stop perving over my sister

I'd really appreciate it she's so fucking hot though

what's that remember

what

oh my God I wonder who the winner is

no doubting over here Iron Man

I know it's not you Roxanne

you pick the goofiest players

I know it's me I pick the smartest players

smartest players that finish last

huh

huh huh

huh huh

huh huh

huh

huh

well I'd say it's another successful draft

at the Andre residence

I'd say so as well good picks everyone

thanks Andre

for having the draft here

shall we cheers

I think we just did hahaha

to another great football game

football hahaha