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Can you believe this?

What?

You can't be serious.

It's the size of a planet.

I'm literally so confused right now.

This pimple... I can't see anything.

You don't have to be so patronizing.

No, really, I... I can't see a thing.

You can see it so clear in the photo.

Okay, well, nobody should be looking at themselves in HD like that.

Easier said than done.

This is the world we live in now, Mona.

Or you could go offline.

You cannot be serious.

Look, I did it. I cut off all of my social media.

It was really hard at first, but now I'm calm, peaceful.

My stepsister, the Luddite saint.

Look, I'm just being honest.

Nobody's going to notice your pimple.

You're the worst.

Amen. Alright, help me pick out the best photo to post.

I thought I was a liar.

Well, you're the best I got, and all of these photos are terrible.

You look fine.

Casual even.

I don't want to look casual.

I want to look unreal.

What even is the point of these photos anyway?

You're crazy.

No, I'm serious.

I want people to see me.

I want them to know how perfect and beautiful I am.

Okay. And what is the end point?

Do you want a specific person to see them?

I want everyone to see them.

But why?

You're being obtuse.

No.

Explain it to me like I was five.

people to know I'm beautiful.

Effortlessly beautiful.

Okay, but it sounds like it takes a lot of effort to do all of that.

Why don't you just put all of that focus into building relationships?

Have you even gone on a date?

Anything?

It's too risky.

Too risky?

Online, I can be perfect.

In person?

Planet -sized pimple. Online is better than real life.

Okay, that is not necessarily true.

Real life is stinky and gross and ugly.

I think that's just being human.

At this point, I think that you just have all of this built up into your head

the point that you're not going to be able to get close to anyone.

Maybe I don't want to.

That's sad.

It's better.

Very funny.

Give it back.

I just want you to live in the moment for a second.

You're literally the worst.

Do you remember what reality is like?

You're such a snob.

That's it.

I'm standing up.

What?

Stand here.

Okay.

I just, I want to see you. The real you. Not someone that's in the pictures.

Not the you behind the phone.

When's the last time someone touched you?

I don't remember.

Doesn't it feel nice?

Yes.

Can I kiss you?

I don't know.

Maybe we're taking this too far.

We'd just be on the cheek.

Thanks.

When's the last time that someone made love to you?

Well, I've been sexting, um... No, no. In real life.

Last year?

Don't you miss it?

It scares me.

What? scares you.

That... I won't be perfect.

You are perfect.

What are you doing?

I want to.

It isn't right.

So?

No one has to know.

You don't have to post about it online.

mm -hmm

Oh, me too?

Yeah.

Oh.

I'm a little bit too eager

Thank you.

Just like that.

Oh my God.

um

My parents didn't catch us.

They had to keep us away from each other. We were in so much trouble.

Would you still touch yourself for me?

I would.

We could just sneak into each other's rooms.

Let's just convince them to make a serious bedroom again.

I like that idea.

I can have you any night I want.

My sister's cooking right here.

Just burying my face in it.

It tastes exactly how I thought.

That's how

naughty it is.

It makes it taste so much sweeter.

. .

.

that you are.

You need to know about the real world.

I definitely want to be in reality now.

This is my reality.

This is count me in.

I'm fine.

I can't believe that just happened.

I can't.

I mean, I can, but I

didn't think you felt the same.

Do you know what I think?

What? I think that anyone that was in this house totally fucking hurt us.

I don't feel bad about it. For a single moment.

I don't either.

Not gonna be the only time either.