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The adventure finally nears its end.

Telm and Kechachakka reveal their true identities

as members of the Fox and approach the Emperor.

Our Krai Andrey, are you friend or foe?!

Please watch on, as tonight will deliver the climax!

I'm not a fox.

I'm a human.

I don't know why you think I'm one of you.

What?!

Puny human... you're...

I can't believe it.

You revealed yourself to be the Thirteenth Tail!

And you knew the password down to the letter...

How?! Where did you learn our secrets?!

I can't imagine what you're talking about.

Hehe!

No, I really can't.

Revealed? Password?

Secrets? What is he on about?

Don't underestimate the Fox!

Whoa, now. Hold it right there.

You know about my powers.

I imagine you don't want to become a frog.

What is going on?

Are you truly our ally?

My loyalty was proven by the True Tears, right?

That is true, however...

All right, Sir Killigan.

Restrain Telm and his friend!

Huh?

Sir Killigan?

Version Alpha?

I knew you weren't a member of the Fox!

That's the...

What was it again?

Get him, Sir Killigan!

Kill!

That reminds me...

I've been forgetting to feed him.

Thousand Tricks!

Everything about you makes absolutely no sense!

Die!

Puny human!

Wh-What?! He shrugged it off?

Heat and humidity, coldness and aridity...

Those things don't affect me.

Just give it up, Telm.

Or I'll turn you into something worse than a frog: orange juice.

What was that?!

You're the ones who should give up.

The engine has already been destroyed.

This ship's about to fall out of the sky!

Good thing I practiced getting on Carpy.

Not that I've fully mastered it yet...

I'm going to send you all straight to hell.

It's time to test this staff's power, honestly!

Burn him, Fire Storm!

What is with this staff?!

It's absorbing my magic power, honestly!

Yeah, it's for interpreting.

What, honestly?!

Face your demise!

Glacial Beyond!

Your Majesty!

Lucia, get us higher!

I'm going in first!

Over there!

Raise us up, Lucia!

Oh, shut up!

This is no ordinary storm!

Just controlling this thing is hard enough!

The magical energy's dissipating.

What's happening?

What are we going to do?!

Right.

Hey, over there!

Huh?

I see.

Things don't look good... and I don't just mean the weather.

Looks like your spell was a dud.

Impossible!

My magic!

Why won't it materialize?!

Puny human, could it be that this storm is...

This is magic turbulence!

You planned this, Thousand Tricks!

Huh?

I didn't do anything, though...

Are you satisfied?

Without your magic, you're just an ordinary grandpa.

Who are you calling a grandpa?!

Telm!

Let's retreat for now.

Once the storm has passed, we'll be able to use magic again.

The dragons I summoned should show up as well.

Fine.

Even if we do nothing, your fate is to go down with this ship.

W-Wait!

Kris.

Saving lives comes first.

Luckily, I packed a ton of potions.

Oh... right.

Honestly.

More importantly... Kechachakka can actually speak normally?

Looks like everyone's recovered.

But what will you do, Thousand Tricks?

Once this storm passes, those two will come after us again.

And we can't control the ship either.

At this rate, His Majesty and Princess Murina are...

I hear you, but...

Kill...

Here you go.

Kill?

Kill!

Huh?

Puny human!

Huh?

By your foot! Your foot!

A real one.

What is that?

Ti! Stop freaking out about everything!

But...!

The density of mana material is increasing at an incredible rate!

It can't be...

This is...

Why is this mana material so dense? Honestly...

I see...

It's just like before.

We've entered the Peregrine Lodge again.

Welcome.

I'm welcoming you.

Impossible.

You're a liar.

It's not a lie.

Really?

Really, really, I want ice cream.

Is that so?

But we don't have any ice cream.

I'm gonna puke.

You say the funniest things.

I want to retire.

What is your purpose here, human?

It is a grave sin to enter our territory without permission.

Unforgivable, utterly unforgivable!

Yup, yup. That's right.

Puny human, watch out! That's a...!

Please be quiet, Kris.

We're in the middle of negotiations.

Even thinking of fighting them is futile.

Actually, I'm a fan.

Please shake my hand.

Huh? Really?

Let's shake hands.

If you want to fight, take my hand.

I'll kill you.

I'm honored.

Shake my hand.

I'll easily kill you in one blow.

Puny human!

Huh?

Wh-What's happening? Honestly.

What did you do?

Uh, I'm not sure myself.

The last time we were here, there was something...

What was it again?

Thousand Tricks.

Are you familiar with this space?

What is this place?

The Peregrine Lodge.

It's a treasure vault estimated to be level 10.

I've been here once before.

Unbelievable...

The only way to get out of here is to negotiate with the boss.

It is what it is.

I suppose I'm the only one who can go.

Can I ask you to do it?

Yes! I'm used to this.

Even in such dense mana material, I'm unaffected.

I basically have negative talents as a hunter.

W-Wait, puny human.

I'm coming, too!

P-Puny human!

Give me a fried tofu pocket, or I'll attack you.

I don't have any fried tofu pockets.

Puny hu...

Huh?

Huh? This kid...

That reminds me, last time...

What? You want these fried tofu pockets?

Yes.

Then promise you'll never attack me or my friends again.

Yes, I promise.

I won't attack.

Gimme.

Here.

Yay!

Now I remember.

Inside this treasure vault, these kids can't lie.

So then, earlier...

I will kill you.

I will easily kill you in one blow.

Was it because that ended up becoming a lie?!

Puny human!

This... is really not good.

Welcome to our Lodge.

Do not be afraid.

They are just very curious because we haven't seen a human in so long.

Wait.

You've been here before.

The Young Man Who Can't Sense Danger?

Why are you here?

Huh?

This is a surprise.

It hasn't even been 100 years since then.

You remember what my mother said.

"So long as you live, fate will never bring us together again."

So to make sure, we went as far

as to take this place to the skies, away from humans.

Sheesh.

How did you manage to get in here?

Yup, yup. It sure is a mystery, huh?

That kit, whose grasp on words is shaky, didn't know our ways and attacked you.

And that little one developed an obsession with fried tofu pockets.

Your arrival always catches us by surprise.

We are fair and impartial.

Therefore, I will lead you to my mother.

After this, it is up to you, Mr. Can't Sense Danger.

Kris?

What is this mana material density?

That is normal here.

You really are most peculiar, Mr. Can't Sense Danger.

I mean, I did prepare myself in my own way.

Puny... human, you...

I'm fine.

I'm heading in now.

I'll work out a deal to get the airship out safely.

Puny... human...

There is no reason to worry.

Mr. Can't Sense Danger obeys the rules of this place to an annoying degree.

If anything, you should worry about yourself,

ordinary Noble.

I'm no stranger to fearing death.

As someone at the very bottom of the food chain,

it doesn't matter if I'm up against a god or a dragon,

or if the treasure vault is level 1 or 10.

I am equally afraid of them all.

Plus, right now,

I happen to have the added bonus of everything feeling totally chillaxed!

Avaricious creature.

You dare challenge me again?

I hadn't planned on coming back.

Lies!

There's nothing else I can do.

Guess I'll show her...

my ultimate technique!

As I'd expect from the Peregrine Lodge.

You can't interfere with it so easily.

The silver lining is that thanks to it, we've stayed up in the sky.

Yup!

Sitri! Lucia!

It's a dragon!

An enormous dragon is headed this way!

Please let us go back home safely!

Please, I beg you!

You...

You think that'll work?

Huh?

But it worked last time...

As I said before,

so long as you live, fate will never bring us together again.

But it was not fate that brought us together.

Huh?

It wasn't fate?

But it totally was, right?

Why is she saying that?

Or wait, could it be?

It totally was fate, but she's just lying to save face.

I get it!

Yup, no fate or chance involved.

I specifically came up here to see you.

Yup, yup!

Do not mock me!

Come on. I was being considerate.

You, a lowly human, dare to show compassion for me?!

I've never met a human as impertinent as you!

You exemplify the stupidity of your species!

Your presence pollutes my intelligence!

Go home, go home. Just go home already!

As I thought, Mother lost.

Did she?

All I did was get yelled at.

Whatever the circumstances were, you won.

That tail is her life.

So if I repeat this eleven more times, I can defeat a god?

Want to try?

I don't plan on coming back here again.

Puny human.

How are you feeling?

Huh? Oh. I guess I'm okay now.

I'm glad to hear that.

Now, we will release you from this place.

But as per the established rules,

we will receive compensation from the others.

Kris Argent.

To be allowed to leave,

you must give us whatever you have on hand that you treasure most.

Whatever I treasure most...

Sure is big.

That looks like it'd be worth cutting.

A five-headed dragon, huh?

One for each of us.

Yup!

Everybody ready?

Yeah!

Of course.

Jeez.

Yup!

Then here we go!

Ready!

Go!

Right!

Yup!

Wow...

Oh, it's got another one.

Ti, you can handle that one, right?

N-No way! It's way too huge!

Shut up!

Quit complaining!

You can do it.

Ti.

Go, Ti!

Ti!

Tino.

Liz?!

Liz...

Go!

Liz?!

Oh, is this training to withstand a huge fall?!

Sheesh, she never sticks the landing.

Lucia, you got this?

Yes, yes.

That's not allowed, Kris Argent.

No matter how precious he is to you,

the rules state Mr. Sense of Danger must return home safely.

You cannot trade him in.

What the hell is this fox talking about?! Honestly!

A-As if this puny human would ever be what I treasure most!

I can read people's minds.

It doesn't matter if you realize it or not.

Mr. Can't Sense Danger is precious to you,

and Mr. Can't Sense Danger has no sense of danger.

Th-This is just because Lapis isn't here, honestly...

And I don't know anyone else, so that's why I...

I see.

Then, I'll make an exception

and take what Mr. Can't Sense Danger treasures most instead.

Me?

In return, I'll release all your friends.

That's not a bad deal.

And what if what I treasured most happened to be... Kris?

Ba-dump!

In that case, there would be no compensation.

After all, I said I would release all of your friends.

I would simply lose.

I see.

Well, if he puts it like that,

the most important thing to me right now is indeed Kris.

Yup, yup.

I see.

What you truly treasure most is...

a carpet.

It might sound strange coming from me,

but are you all right in the head?

The sky!

Look outside!

How nice! Everyone's safe.

Oh, Thousand Tricks, well done!

How impressive that you got out of that pocket dimension so easily.

Well, there was one catch.

You could call it a sacrifice... or a form of compensation.

I've been had.

This is indeed a carpet, but it is not the right one.

I'm so sorry about your friend,

but I'll buy you a new one.

That reminds me!

Weren't we about to crash? Honestly!

That's right!

Lucia, you got this!

Strengthen the impact reduction magic!

Also, please reduce the speed a little as well.

That's what I'm doing!

Straight into crash landing training!

Yup.

Protect His Majesty and the princess!

Brace for impact!

We should be fine here, honestly.

Th-Thank you.

Even under these circumstances...

I feel so relaxed.

All that's left is to... pray!

Lucia, make the airship float with magic!

Lucia, I know you can do it!

Lucia!

Is that the Fox God's Final Tail?

Yes. It grants Lucia tremendous power in a great emergency.

That's pretty amazing.

Yup!

Right.

Yup.

Everyone, we've arrived in Toweyezant!

Kill-ki-ki... killkill...

Killkill, killkill, killkill...

What's going on?

What is this place?

Keke?

Welcome, o pitiable guests who have been abandoned by Mr. Can't Sense Danger.

You don't have to be afraid.

We are nothing if not fair.

As long as you compensate us.

Krai.

Master!

How are you feeling?

No matter how many mana potions I make her drink,

the tail seems to absorb it, so she can't recover.

Krai. You... suck.

It looks like you can't get the tail off until you've returned all the mana you used.

It can be used for a temporary boost,

but the downsides are also very high.

What's this?

The fried tofu pockets I had loaded onto the airship.

What?

I brought them as a precaution.

Master, what was that?

Let's all pretend we didn't see anything.

The flying carpet is more important to him than me.

I can't believe it! Honestly...

Thousand Tricks, there was one thing I wanted to ask you.

Over the course of our entire journey,

what would you say our greatest problem was?

If I had to pick one thing,

I'd say it was bad luck.

There was nothing to be done if fate was against us.

Thousand Tricks, I have another request to make of you.

You are the only one I can ask, given your ability to evade misfortune and stay safe.

I wish for you to mentor her.

Mentor who?

No word of this to anyone.

The truth is, Murina has terrible luck.

Pardon?

I can't believe a person with such a fate even exists!

You must cease being a hunter immediately!

Nothing good can come of it; it's the polar opposite of your calling!

Your future is nothing but misfortune piled upon misfortune.

You have no luck, no talent, no nothing at all.

Why in the world did you become a hunter?!

I hear you, but...

For starters, how are you even still alive?

With your luck, you should've already been dead 100 times over!

How did you manage to get away unscathed?!

I hear you, but...

But this is very peculiar.

Your fortune couldn't be any worse,

yet your luck in personal relationships is tremendous.

Huh?

Young and old, men and women—regardless of sex or species, all are attracted by you.

You are blessed with a huge number of friends,

and an equal number of enemies.

All of them will be dragged into your terrible luck.

Ah, I can't believe this!

Krai!

Krai.

Master.

Brother.

Hey, Krai!

Yup, Krai.

I want to retire.

From being a hunter, a leader, and a clan master.

But I'll keep at it just a little longer.

Once we get back, let's take a long break!

Now that we're all together, let's go on another vacation!

If only Eliza were here, too.

As always, nobody knows where she is.

I wonder where she's drifting around now?

They're not here.

Or here.

Where are you?

Where is everyone?