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Mr. Villain's Day Off

Lately I've been seeing a stray cat around my usual convenience store.

You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter!

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Kitty...

Hello.

Hello.

The kitty is as adorable as ever today.

I can't take my eyes off that tail, with its mind of its own.

You look so smooth and soft.

If I had my way, I would so pet you.

What, are you still hungry?

Sorry, but that's all I have on me today.

I'll bring more next time.

Th-This guy makes it look so easy!

And here I've never gotten to pet it even once!

What entices it so?!

All righty.

It's time for me to get going.

Wait...

Take this, if you'd like.

What is that?

The cat loves this stuff.

Winning it over with its favorite foods?

That's sneaky, Earthling!

But you said you didn't have anything else today.

Oh, yeah.

I completely forgot I had that in my pocket.

Let's see if what you say is true, Earthling!

How about some dessert, kitty?

Welcome home, Black.

Good morning, Black.

Mugi.

Sora.

Thanks, and good morning.

What are you two doing up?

We have to get up this early these days, or else we'll never see you.

You're always asleep when we're awake.

Sorry about that.

Since we haven't seen you in so long, we wouldn't mind if you carried us.

You two have gotten heavy.

Ouch.

Where'd that kick come from?

Straight from Pink.

Sounds about right.

Schedule

I couldn't resist that cat. It reminded me of these two.

But he does seem to frequent that store, just like the reports say.

He was an odd one.

I guess he likes cats?

How can this be?

Kitty's going to town on this thing like nothing I've ever seen!

I'm so grateful, Earthling!

Mr. Villain's Day Off

Mr. Villain's Day Off

Fortune

Nice guy from the Evil League!

You can forget about a truce today!

Devils out!

Devils out!

Devils out!

Devils out!

Devils out!

Yes!

Finally!

I'm impressed, Ranger.

You won, so I'll give you this.

Th-That's...!

Wow...

With this, I'll know where I'm going...

I won't get lost anymore...

Hold on, Red. Are you sure that's the right way?

Can't be too sure. You're always—

It's a superstition, Blue, but you shouldn't respond to a person talking in their sleep.

Poor Red. It bothers him so much, he even dreams about it.

Why not just wake him up instead?

Oh, he's awake.

Are you sure about that?

I think now's my chance to stop getting lost!

I'm going on patr—

Don't!

Unohara Shopping District

Setsubun event now underway

Meanwhile

Ehomaki for sale

M O C H I

S A M P L E S

Get your devil masks here

Mochi Pounding Trial Session

Mochi Pounding Trial Session

Mochi Pounding Trial Session

Mochi Pounding Trial Session

Mochi Samples

Beans

Beans have the power to drive devils away?

I should analyze their composition.

How about some mochi, mister?

Mochi?

It's hot, so be careful with it.

I've seen this before.

So you cook it and eat it?

Here goes.

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stretch

What is this?

stretch

Could it be... some soft biological weapon masquerading as food?!

Oh, my.

Look at that stretch!

It's so stretchy, I can't bite it off!

Accursed Earthlings!

Sasamoto Butcher Shop

It's... delicious?!

And here's mochi with roasted soybean flour.

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This is good, too!

And with red bean paste.

I can't believe how good this is!

There are plenty of other kinds, too.

There's still more?

You can top it with grated daikon, natto, or green soybean paste.

I'll try them all.

I ate too much.

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Mr. Villain's Day Off

Think I'll take a break.

And I have an ice cream treat waiting for just this occasion.

Strawberry

But before I get to that...

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Your time has come, ice cream!

What's this?

Something urgent?

I'll take care of it in a flash.

Just you wait, ice cream.

That takes care of that—

What is it now?

Something urgent again?!

What's next?!

Things have settled down.

The ice cream!

H-Have you melted, ice cream?

You were supposed to be my treat today...

But because those messages came in right then, of all times...!

And the worst part is... I could have just put it back in the freezer!

Now what do I do?!

The edges are all melty, but the rest is still solid?

It's great.

What the heck?

The ideal time to eat it

I ate dinner on the early side, so now I'm hungry again before the day is through.

I could go to bed, but I'm not tired yet.

And it's too late to eat anything else.

Except these instant noodles are staring me in the face.

Panda Ramen

To eat or not to eat...?

Panda Ramen

Ramen

Rich

Panda Ramen

You had dinner, and it's not good to eat instant noodles at this hour.

Nah, you can't help it when you're hungry.

You'll never get to sleep like this.

Go on, dig in!

If you insist on eating, how about that gelatin in the fridge?

That ain't gonna fill 'im up!

Right now, his belly wants to be full of noodles!

And besides...

Instant noodles at this hour...

are the tastiest thing in the universe!

Growl

Grrowl

Grrrrrowl

Grrrrrrrrrrowl

Grrrrrrrrrrrrowl

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrowl

My will is still too weak to wipe out humanity.

Good stuff.

It's past 11:00 already?

I need to shower.

Too much effort.

I spent all day today working from home.

Can't I skip showering for one night?

That settles that. Now, to organize my panda photos...

Aren't you going to shower?

Hey, aren't you going to shower?

I'll go shower.

Now that I'm all warmed up, I feel sleepy.

Drying my hair, brushing my teeth...

All too much effort.

I can get away with skipping them just this once.

I'm gonna pass out on the—

Shik Shik Shik

Shik Shik Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Shik

Wait a minute.

I remember last week...

Shrimp au Gratin

Panda's Table

Panda's Table

made with Hokkaido raw milk

After working for days on end, it's more than I can do to come home and cook dinner.

So today, I've decided to fix something quick and tasty.

I've been waiting for this day, gratin!

An enemy attack?

The hair dryer and microwave have both stopped running.

Someone's behind this.

But I don't sense anyone inside.

Which means...

They're outside!

I'll kick your ass!

Silence...

Silence

Silence...

Hey, where are you?

Give up now, and I'll let you go.

That was a rather clever trap, humans.

Lights won't turn on

This week's weather

Latest news

If I use it now, will it trip the breaker again?

That should be enough.

Another complete day, thanks to the panda.

MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF

Mr. Villain's Day Off

Truth is the way of heaven,

not the way of man.

Children who wander this sad world.

A melancholy photograph.

Bitter and sweet.

The allure of chocolate.

Until good and evil have had their day.

Matters of justice.

Matters of Justice