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Mr. Villain's Day Off

And that's the dream I had.

Dreams are a manifestation of one's deep psyche.

Has something shocking happened to you, General?

Yes.

Panda Collection 10

I Want to Be a Panda

[Uenono Zoo] Cute Pandas, Fluffy and Soft

Panda Collection 10

Oh?

I think I'll make some coffee.

One notification

Now

An announcement from the Uenono Zoo

There's been a decision to return the pandas.

The pandas have been a popular attraction for the zoo,

so we interviewed people on the street to see the reaction to this development.

Here's the footage now.

The damage inflicted was surprisingly severe.

My knees still hurt.

Ah, so that's what's up.

Yeah.

I'm prepared now.

You sure about this?

Right back at you, General.

What's that supposed to be?

What... the...

He hollowed out the skin and closed it back up

so it would look like a perfectly untouched mandarin orange?!

You should never show your hand.

And what's that you've made, General?

A dog or something?

You underestimate me.

What secret plan gives you such confidence?

That's right! Be afraid!

A panda?!

Well done, General.

I'll have to get serious too.

It's on!

A caterpillar!

A flower.

I haven't lost yet.

Bold words.

Here goes...

A turtle!

An elephant!

A crab!

A lobster!

A helicopter!

What are they doing?

A car!

Thinking up new weaponized life forms, perhaps?

Who can say?

You're better than I expected.

I get the job done when it counts.

This will be the final round.

Fine by me.

General!

Let's see it!

A kotatsu monster!

An Earthling!

Oho.

Wow, look at that!

How's he standing up?!

I want to make one, too!

Oh, but now we're all out of oranges...

I had a feeling this would happen.

Don't tell me...

Delicious Yumeiro Mandarin Oranges

I bought an extra box!

General!

No need to thank me. However...

Yeah.

We'll have to eat all these.

Yep.

They always taste so good!

Yeah.

I wonder if the rest of the gang would enjoy it if we taught them how to make these.

There.

Trigger, sir.

I brought the documents.

What's that creature?!

Oh, it's a mandarin orange.

Rooney taught me how to make this.

Don't teach them things that'll cause confusion!

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General!

Wanna do that "Christmas present exchange" thing?

Huh?

Don't Earthlings do something like that at "Christmastime"?

We do need to get a handle on the Earthlings' tastes, you know.

GAB

GAB

GAB

GAB

GAB

Well, I've got a meeting now.

We'll talk details later!

What?

A present?

Present...?

Get your Christmas cake at Hope Mart

Presen...

Pres...

brush

brush

Pre...

Pr...

The secret to choosing a present?

Yeah.

Isn't that your specialty, old man?

Let's see...

Picture the recipient's smiling face as you choose.

That's what I do.

Their face?

The joy on their face when they see the gift.

When they open it, exclaim in surprise, and then smile again...

Ah, that makes me so happy.

Do you select presents so you yourself can feel happy?

Hmm?

Well, well.

You know, you might be right.

Both parties receive joy.

Maybe that's what gift-giving is all about.

General!

Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General!

Now I get it.

So, General...

Are you sure you're ready?

Who do you think you're talking to?

I'd expect no less from you.

Now, let's get this over with.

Merry Christmas!

Mandarins

Perhaps we're too like-minded?

I'll never live this down.

You say that now,

but let's do this again next year!

We can get all the higher-ups to take part.

Huh?

Not bad.

Tasty, right?

But there are so many of them, we should share with everyone.

You guys!

We have mandarins in the control room!

Help yourselves!

Sweet!

Thank you, sir!

Where'd you get those?

The control room.

Here, you can have one.

Really? You sure?

What do they have now?

Hey, Rooney!

Yeah?

Sorry, Trigger. We just ran out.

Huh?

You'll have to settle for this.

It's milk flavored.

Well, I don't want it!

Sora.

Sora, wake up.

Hey, Sora.

There are presents.

You're right.

They were just there.

Can we open them now?

But it's still dark outside.

We'll wait until it's a little lighter out, then.

Yeah, just a little longer.

This is the one I wanted.

Black.

Why did I get one, too?

I'm in my twenties, you know.

From Santa's point of view, we never grow up.

Huh?

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Let us begin the meeting.

The topic is befriending pandas,

which we'll proliferate after humanity is exterminated.

Objection.

Yes, the me who likes white bears?

While calling them "white bears" is charming,

I prefer to call the name polar bears.

Call them whatever you like.

I recommend we proliferate polar bears after humanity's downfall, not pandas.

Objection!

Objection.

Yes, the me who likes red pandas

and the me who likes grizzlies?

Since white bear me already went there, I say it's red pandas we should increase!

Polar bear!

Behold this lovable form!

No!

I endorse the grizzly!

Their strength will be an asset to our home world!

They're cool and cute! The strongest of them all!

Just a moment.

Yes, the me who likes teddy bears?

For the most part, we collectively like bears.

Let's make them all into teddies and decorate with them.

I don't know what you're talking about!

Be quiet!

Get real!

The red panda isn't in the Ursidae family! It's an Ailuridae!

We're talking about living things here!

May I speak too?

Yes, the me who likes Chinese buns?

I taste great!

Chinese buns are enjoyed both for their flavor and adorable shape.

We should take over a production line so we can still eat them post-humanity.

I approve.

Seconded!

Well said!

Seconded!

Agreed!

Seconded.

Well played, me who likes Chinese buns.

Seconded!

I'd like to speak, too!

Me, too!

And me!

I want to be heard as well.

We should go with rabbits!

Wait! First we need to talk about dogs!

Badgers aren't bad, either.

Those are in Mustelidae!

Listen to me first!

Ferrets are uncommonly cute, too!

What about kangaroos?!

What about squirrels?

Sun bears are awesome, too!

Listen to what I'm saying!

I say we spread sweet potato soft serve.

I'm of the same opinion.

Then I say we make the winter-exclusive strawberry mochi bar year-round.

I second that.

Makes sense to me.

This is getting us nowhere.

You guys are so noisy.

The me who likes cats!

Today, I'm gonna school you on the appeal of cats.

Say what?!

Be quiet!

Don't do it!

Shut up!

All of us here already know all about that!

You dastardly villain!

So, about cats...

S-Stop!

rub...

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Mr. Villain's Day Off

A cat's young: a kitten.

A lion's young: a cub.

Toyed with by a devil and an angel.

Nailed by a beanshooter.

Even ogres cry.

The answer is in the wind.

The way of desire.

The Way of Desire